（　｀_>´） I hate myself and I want to die
（　｀_>´） BECAUSE I'M RUSSIAN
　　　　　 turned the radioactive isotopes on himself

（　｀_>´） Iron Curtaiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
（　｀_>´） Sharp like a sickel
（　｀_>´） called him the tsar
（　｀_>´） Putin is an idiot

（　｀_>´） KRASNAYA MAFIYAs
（　｀_>´） in the dark of night
（　｀_>´） што што што?

（　｀_>´） I want to enjoy life and JUMP off a balcony.

（　´⊥｀）Does this look like any nationality?

（　・∀・）There's never a new year. It's still 1993, see?

（　｀ハ´） Maybe not, but that's no reason to not party.

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＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　Without you paying our $25 cover charge we would have had to have closed in our first week!
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（　｀ハ´） This fine and under-appreciated thread deserves a timely bump.

PUTIN IS A KLEPTOMANIAC

Stevie Nicks' books about kleptomania

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