( ・ω・) My name is Michael. When I was a young child, my parents taught me about microwaves. I misunderstood, and thought they were called Michaelwaves, due to my name being Michael.
( ・ω・) My name is Charlie. When I was a young child, my parents taught me about rapists. I misunderstood, and thought they were called Rapists, due to my name being Charlie.
( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa. When I was a young child, my parents taught me about personality. I misunderstood, and thought I had one, due to my name being Clonepa.
（ ´ω`）My name is Grandpa. I was never young.
(・∀・) My name is Junior. When I was a young child, my parents neglected me.
( ・-・) My name is Beady Eyes. When I was a young child, my paren-
( ・-(○ミ thunk
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( ・-・)っ○ Alright, who just threw this at me?
( ・ω・) My name is Ken. When I was five years old, my parents took me to McDonalds, and I proudly asked for Large Fries. I then broke into tears because they were NO LARGER than small fries. I expected each one to be at least 6-8" long.
( ・ω・) I've never been able to trust since.
I'm Abraham Lincoln. One time, my father touched my butthole. That's why I'm on your penny.
( ・ω・) My name is Busty Bojangles. When I was just a wee child, my parents did not believe that the little boy they raised would become a hot, swinging, double-d flaunting transexual hooker. Boy, they were surely suprised when I introduced them to my sailor "friend".
( ・ω・) We're married now.
( ・ω・) My name is Inigo Montoya. When I was a young boy, I saw my father killed by a six-fingered man. Ever since then, I've been practicing to become a saiyan.
Twenty years ago, I killed some kid's father. These fingers go to eleven.
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ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ My name is Tarzan Alkatraz, nya. When I was a young kitten I joined a group
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ of super-fighters called the Thunder Cats, nya. They didn't like how I said "nya" after every sentence so they kicked me out, nya.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Now I work as a Security Guard on DQN, nya.
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( ・ω・) MY NAME IS dude WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WAS A baby dude BUT NOW I AM A dude
( ・ω・) WHEN I WAS
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and when I was young
（つ つ I killed my parents and now they are dead
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