Hey, lighten up, man... (60)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 19:45

Who pissed in your cheerios?

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 19:46

Who took a dump on your birthday cake?

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 22:25

Who smeared snow inside your mittens?

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 22:32

WHO put the bomp in the bomp-a-bompa-bomp?

WHO put the ram in the ramalama-ding-dong?

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 23:49

Who flattened your nuts with a ball-peen hammer?

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 00:28

Who made this crappy thread?

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 00:28

I did. What's it to you, bub?

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 00:49

Who found you distasteful and took you off the map?

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 02:45

Who shat in your butter churn?

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 03:16

Who devoured your gonads with a pinch of salt?

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 04:23

You did. You did all of it. I hate you.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 06:05

Who gayed your magic?

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 06:14

Who magics your gay?

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 06:24

Who posted in your THREAD?

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5317 08:22

Who was with you for Christmas?

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 02:44

Who loves orange soda?

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 05:02

Who wanks in the shower?

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 08:01

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19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 08:15

Squeeks. I fucking hate that shit head.

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 13:59

oh okay thanks.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 23:19

Who vomited in your air conditioning duct?

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 04:36

Who severed your gonads?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 16:45

Who bumped your shitty thread?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 19:05

Who shattered your fragile self-esteem?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 15:20

Who touched your PINGAS?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 01:31

Who voted your party out of power?

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 01:33

Who raped your ape?

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 12:46

Who crapped in your urinal?

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 12:54

Who disproved by counterexample your conjecture?

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 13:11

Who misinterpreted your NMR spectra?

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 19:53

>>22
Who fed them to your shrunken face?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 20:19

Who drove your party out of power?

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 22:23

Who didn't flush your toilet?

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 22:39

Who brutally murdered everyone you ever loved in front of you?

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 23:25

Who moved your job to India or China?

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 23:55

Who durka'd your burka?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7738 21:50

Who took the stripes out of your shimapan?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7738 22:10

Who sucked your boyfriend's dick?

39 Name: japanese old boy : 1993-09-7738 22:33

I've been writing from Japan
We want to be an American of great people and friends
Look at my website, and I think I want to know the Japan of that
Thank you
http://kyuuzin.ninja-web.net/

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7738 23:02

>>39
日本語でおk

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 03:26

>>39,40
Please smuggle me to The Internet of Japan.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 17:16

Who nerfed all your RPG items?

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 21:53

Who rustled your jimmies?

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 22:21

Who chose F.A.T.A.L. for your tabletop RPG session?

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 19:55

Who used your saxophone as a urinal?

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 07:57

Who put tang in your LCL?

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 08:33

Who put your LCL on the wrong part of the tephigram?

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 20:30

Who gave you a Pepsi when you ordered Coke?

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 20:51

Who gave you lemon-lime when you ordered orange?

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 20:53

Who gave you penis when you asked for PINGAS?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 03:25

Who froze your PayPal account?

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 17:59

Who put Tabasco in your condom?

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 07:16

Who put DPH in your ÿ́ͤ̂̑̐̚o̢uͦ͋ͤ͋͐̎͑͘r͛ͫ͋̒ w̩̣͕͙̫̜̘͡ã̵̼̺̱͖͎̼̦͒̑͆͆͐̈́t͉̼̯̃ͥ͑̓̚͘e̻̰̤̟̞̮̟͑͑̍͑̽̔ṙ̶̪̺͖̭̹̝̔͂͂̐͂ o̩͕̝̳͚̪ͤͨͬ̀̍ͣ͢ḩ̷͔̤͙̂͋͛̎ ̨̼̣̼̱̬̰̑ͪ̈́͛̌m̟̣̲̔̀y̤̞̤͈͈̙̝̑ͧ̄̀̏̔̆͜ G̡̫̫̠̮̱̤̳̘̥͖͐̉̄ͥ̇̑̑̎̾̆͌̈́̽ͤ̚̚O̝̩̫͕̞̖̠̤̲̾̊̔͗̑̎̊̅̂̕͢͜D͐̋ͩ̒̇͛̆̒̑ͦͨͬ҉̨̰̲̻̰̲̯͙͕ ̡̛̜̰͕̭̠͚̳̭̭̪͚̫͕̬̖̝̯̈́̏̆ͧ̊̓͞͠ͅͅs̶̶̯̺̹̮̘̖̓̈̓͛̌̾͌͆ͣ̿͂̚ḍ̡̧̘̝̺̰̠͍̫̙̤̰̳͒̽͌͗ͪ̑̿̉̽ͫͩͤ̾ͯͩ̉̂̆ͣ͞f̴̷̨͉̘̬͉̹̈̌͗̂͑̌̾̓̈́̂̍ͧ̚͟͡ǧ̒̏́ͧ́́͆͛͂̇ͤ̔̏ͯ̾̃ͤ͂҉͈̬̞͎̼̩̩͉̮͎̩̲̻͙͚͙̪̕͜͟͝d̡̖̤̻̩͈̜̫̭̞̤͚̬̲̺̳̯͓͂̃̎̀̌̂̊͊̅̈́ͫ̎ͯ̆ͤͥ͠ͅl̿̊̆̊͏̸̧̛͚̹͚͎̺̫̺̥ǰ̸͍̬͉͙̜̤̰̖̙͈͈̼̫͖̹͇̜̻̩̋̑͗̓̆̓͐̏̆͒̓̽̏̀̕h͉͕̥͓͚̳͕̭͎̹͓̏ͩ̾͛ͮ͆͌̐ͣ̿̿̓ͬ̚͘

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 10:57

Who made you work in Tesco?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 12:36

Who introduced cultural marxism to your country?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:31

Who dug up your relative's graves?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 20:27

Who dredged up your McCarthyism.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 02:40

Who deleted your porn collection?

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 02:57

Who put a close up of the ugly dude's face in your porn right when you were about to cum?

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 16:06

Who took all the Xanax from your stash?

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