ITT The previous poster is a Democrat (78)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 21:59

>>0 has issued a plea for cross-partisan, equal opportunity mockery and snarkiness for all

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 03:27

>>1 is an idiot

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 03:37

>>2 constantly bashes Republicans to hide his own faults

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 08:22

>>3 can't think for himself

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 09:05

>>4 thinks we are all either democrats or republicans

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 11:48

>>5 wants to tax all your earnings away, and then put you on welfare so that he can feel good about helping you.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 12:27

>>6 knows he is carried out and turned the gun on BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 19:06

>>7 did not have sex with that woman.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 20:13

>>8 is feminist.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 21:11

>>9 knows that Bu$h and the Republicunts want to kill all the black people and give their money to Big Oil.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 23:35

>>10 is paranoid and technophobic.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 07:25

>>11 did have sex with that woman.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 10:18

>>12 doesn't think it's immoral if its only oral

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 10:44

>>13 is not a crook

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 12:21

>>14 is a cook

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 19:56

>>15 is a troother.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 23:08

>>16 Claims to make workers rights better by more regulations on businesses. Then those businesses leave the USA like rats from a sinking ship.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:06

>>17 Says he will clean up the shit left behind by Republicans, but instead shits more on the American public.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:59

>>18 mocked an old actor for pointing out that an empty chair made a pretty good proxy for the current president.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 14:13

>>19 Says that his feelings about 1% of the population are the same as 99% of the population

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 21:13

>>20 covers his ears and sings when someone mentions the president's many civil liberties violations.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6954 21:27

>>21 is going to spend the weekend attending pro-life rallies.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 03:18

>>22 Thinks guns will cease to exist once they are made illegal, yet doesn't want to crack down on illegal immigration.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 01:58

>>23 is all inclusive, except for those redneck freaks.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 04:05

>>24 reflexively blames the victim.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 12:31

>>25 thinks that if you don't like Obama's policies, it must be because you hate black people.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 15:43

>>26 Politically does what his wife demands him to do.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:26

>>27 calls people racist when he's losing an argument.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:29

>>27 promotes religious tolerance, as long as that religion is not Christianity.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:09

>>29 Has a "Tolerance" bumper sticker between his anti-Christian and anti-conservative bumper stickers

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:14

>>30 Gets funding from labor unions, especially ones where six people people are sent in and paid to do a one man job.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 23:59

>>31 is against the drug war because banning things doesn't work, but wants to ban guns.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 00:31

>>32 thinks calling Bush a monkey is funny, but calling Obama a monkey is racist.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 16:45

>>33 insists he's not racist, but calls conservative blacks House Negroes and Uncle Toms.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 19:29

>>34 Believes everything negative said about the state of Texas, and believes nothing positive about it. >>34 is also convinced that Sweden is a paradise that doesn't have a single problem, and the USA should be exactly like Sweden.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 21:59

>>35 believes the Civil War is still going on, and is a Yankee.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 01:21

>>36 Gets extremely about a common argument about illegal immigration. That argument is that large numbers of illegal immigrants increase the supply of unskilled laborers, and since they have very little in savings, they don't create much demand. Simply put, the supply and demand argument hurts >>36's feelings because of a lack of compassion.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 14:44

>>37 posts on the "previous poster is a Republican" thread.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 14:55

>>38 would have been considered a hardcore republican 10 years ago.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 15:46

>>39 Hates Catholics for "Original sin" but is convinced that people who are white men are automatically guilty of something, and owe everyone else something.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 21:54

>>40 projects all his secret shameful defects on republicans, and does so very noisily.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7543 07:00

>>41 says people are in denial if they don't 100% believe Al Gore's explanation on global warming, even if the story sometimes changes.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7543 14:52

>>42 hates successful people and wants to make them suffer.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 18:18

>>43 Graduated college with an "LGBT studies" major 2 years ago, and still owes $90,000 in student loans. >>43's highest paying job is working at the nearby coffee shop, making cappuccino, and lattes.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 16:21

The closest thing >>44 had to adventure was a field trip with his class.
The closest thing >>44 had to owning a gun was a nerf pistol that he bought because "cool guys" in the office had them.
The closest thing >>44 had to killing an animal was buying a package of frankfurters.

>>44 never lived a life at its fullest and neither will you.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 08:36

>>45 scoffs at the thought that living life to the fullest requires owning a gun and killing. He'd rather fight for oppressed minorities and discuss new-age Buddhism over a decaf soy-milk half and half latte.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 13:42

>>46 prefers to Raise Awareness rather than do anything constructive.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 16:00

>>47 has read John Rawls and understands Kant's theory of ethics thoroughly.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 16:56

>>48 is a sensitive and generous lover, with an 11-inch wang.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 17:22

>>49 hangs around outside popular malls with a three ring binder and bothers everyone who comes by about irrelevant crap.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7547 19:00

>>50 Thinks the only reason there is unemployment is because the USA needs even more Keynesian economics.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7549 05:37

>>51 still won't shut up about An Inconvenient Truth.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7549 15:20

>>53 is torn between their love of wind power and the harm that its causing to the tympanuchus cupido populations.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7549 23:15

>>54 is sure Big Pharma spends 100 billion dollars a year hiding the effectiveness of holistic medicine and herbs, but has a huge problem with religious people who decide their kids aren't going to have a vaccination.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7551 18:19

>>54 Would rather make people in poor countries risk mosquito-borne diseases now than have them use DDT and risk cancer 20-30 years from now.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7552 14:10

>>55 would really prefer not to be judged based on the content of his character.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7552 15:35

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7552 22:28

>>57 Takes photos of factories and machines that are emitting clouds of steam, either doesn't know or refuses to acknowledge that, and convinces others that the factory is emitting carcinogens.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 01:45

>>58 believes everyone should pay more taxes, but won't voluntarily pay a cent more himself until compelled to do so.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 02:04

>>59 Continues to believe in rape culture and the wage gap while ignoring the damning evidence against them.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 02:13

>>60 Is the leader of Occupy DQN

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 02:41

>>61 is the 404%

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 03:09

>>62 thinks CNN is somehow less cartoony, flashy and ridiculous than FOX.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 03:48

>>63 Would marry a tree if it were legal (also supports equal marraige for trees)

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 20:04

One of >>64's cures for racial equality is to force randomly selected students to take a 2 hour bus ride into and out of a wealthier school district.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 23:53

>>65 Has a college education.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 00:24

>>66 wonders why his a useless women's studies degree isn't landing him a job. Now >>66 can't pay back his student loans. Because of this, he resorts to blaming others for his poor life decisions.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 14:31

>>67 Doesn't assume silly stuff about other people. Also has a high paying job as an engineer, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to permeate himself in social sciences and philosophy on the side, as he is a well-rounded person who deeply believes that the success of democracy depends on well-educated individuals capable of making rational, informed decisions. Also he has a huge dick, a 6 pack, an IQ of 140 and can draw A+ girls with dicks.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:19

>>68 Thinks only rich people vote for someone else.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:54

>>69 so insecure that he has to try to defend his worth on a 4-ch thread

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 21:14

>>70 thinks of more thorough responses.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 21:16

>>71 goes to 4-ch because he thinks it will create jobs

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7556 19:09

>>72 Voted for Obama in 2008 to get the USA out of debt, end domestic spying, create transparent government, and end corporate welfare.
>>72 voted for him again in 2012.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7556 19:26

>>73 voted for the black guy in 2008 to prove to his friends he wasn't racist. >>73 voted for the black guy in 2012 to prove he was unable to learn from his mistakes.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7556 20:25

>>74 gets upset when you point out obama is half black

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7559 17:40

>>75 Likes to talk about how long the great depression lasted, but also says that FDR made the economy make an instant turnaround.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7559 19:39

dtryu

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 13:17

>>77 is back in office for the first time in a while

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