The DQN Theatre Production! (24)

1 Name: CNN : 1993-09-5320 22:57

>>5 TITLE
>>6-10 Names of the characters
>>11-14 Introduction
>>15-30 ACT I (1)
>>30-45 ACT II (2)
>>55-75 ACT III (3)
>>75-90 ACT IV (4)
>>90-98 ACT V (5)
>>99 EPILOGUE

2 Name: CNN : 1993-09-5320 22:59

Also, >>100-110 Are the Credits.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 23:01

3

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 23:01

4... And Go!

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 23:03

The Diaries of a Fat Man (Not By A Fat Man)

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 23:12

Maurice (The Fat Man)

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 23:13

Frank (A crack Dealer Who Deals Speed)

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 00:34

Bill (an ex-President)

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 00:40

Monica (Bill's "Friend)

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 00:40

Monica (Bill's "Friend")

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 00:41

DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Bill's Diary)

Today, I tried on women's clothing.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 00:43

DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Maurice's Diary)

Today, Bill and I tried on women's clothing, Bill was getting a blowjob by Monica again...

Oh, that Bill...

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 01:24

DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Hillary's Diary)

Today I sucked Bill's dick while he was in drag..... Little did he know, that I was dressed as Monica, thus proving infidelity!

Although I must say, He looks good in a thong! reeeooow

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 01:32

DIARY ENTRY 1993-09-5321 (Monica's Diary)

Today I woke up in a fucking broom closet...

I've had hangovers before... but a fucking broom closet?

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 11:40

MONICA: Wait a minute, isn't this supposed to be a play? What's with all these diary entries? Also, who's that woman who looks exactly like me who just popped out of a broom closet?

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 11:41

MONICA: Who the fuck are you asking?

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 12:03

Maurice: Today I bought speed from a crack dealer named Frank, I don't know why he had speed, but he did.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5321 12:11

Lawl, I just shit myself

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9552 22:32

HAMMER BABY: Gimme dat speed gimme gimme gimme dat speed

20 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:52

Goodbye to the tent and the old caravan, to the tinker, the gypsy, the travelling man, and farewell to the thirty-foot trailer

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 14:13

>>20 WTF!! This came on shuffle on my iPod and I was playing along on my banjo! What a weird coincidence!

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 04:54

500 DAYS LATER

I tried on women's clothes!

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 07:16

I feel the heat, I feel the passion! This is it! This is the moment I have been waiting for!

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 11:54

[Enter Frank]

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification: