Another Mad Lib (40)

1 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5331 12:51

>>5,8,15,23,26 noun
>>18,9,11,18,25 noun (plural)
>>4,13,17,22,30 verb
>>2,28,12,16,29 adjective
>>19 animal (plural)
>>20 company
>>27 type of vehicle
>>3 event (plural)

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 13:36

engorged

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 15:40

the JEWS

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 16:26

circlejerk

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 16:58

partyvan

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 17:20

why

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 18:44

is this the same mad lib?

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:50

dick

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:56

Belgium

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:56

Belgians

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 20:27

NAZIs

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 20:43

CAPTALISTaS

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 21:32

rape

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 02:38

...

15 Name: not >>14 (it's true) : 1993-09-5332 02:40

jisakujien

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 08:33

combative

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 08:44

beep

18 Name: sages : 1993-09-5332 09:58

sages

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 11:08

wombats

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 13:46

Nintendo

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 14:05

apparition

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 15:50

rape

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 19:11

Hikikomori

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 19:58

...

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 19:58

Dodongos

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 20:25

gay magic

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 20:54

mecha

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 21:06

insolent

29 Name: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ- : 1993-09-5332 21:16

Frankly, I find this whole episode rather insulting, and I refuse to have any dealings with it.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5332 21:38

fail

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 18:10

age

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 18:36

goddamn

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 23:20

I think >>1 was either a DQN who planned to use the exact same mad lib as the last thread, or a troll who won't be coming back, so I'm going to shoehorn this into other mad libs.

Dear Sweetheart,

I lay awake all [Word Not Submitted] thinking of you, your engorged smile, and our gay magic in the mecha. circlejerking, I recall our meeting, how my heart raped with jisakujien when I first saw you. How insolent you looked in that [Word Not Submitted] hikikomori and those two capitalist partyvans on your dicks!

I cherished every moment we were together and was combative when our date came to a close. I cant say how [Word Not Submitted] I regret spilling [Word Not Submitted] on your Dodongo; you were rather insulting about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when youre rather insulting.

Youre Jewish most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of [Word Not Submitted], warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as NAZIs. Your lips are like succulent sages. Your hair is [Word Not Submitted] like a wombat on a summers day.

I can`t wait to beep with you again. Write soon.

failing,

Your Friend

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 23:21

There was partyvan in the world. So God told Noah that it was going to circlejerk for a engorged time. God gave Noah sages on what to do: "Make a mecha. It should be made out of gopher dick and should be [Word Not Submitted] Belgium long, and 75 NAZIs wide. Take with you [Word Not Submitted] of every creature: One insolent, and one female."
So Noah gathered his jisakujien together, and they raped the ark. Noahs friends beeped out sages at him as he worked, but Noah didnt pay attention to them. Finally after 120 [Word Not Submitted], the ark was raped. They then gathered all the creatures, and as the last one boarded, it began to circlejerk. For 40 Dodongos and 40 wombats, it went on. The Earth became covered with [Word Not Submitted]. After a year and a day, they found Hikikomori, and everyone else was capitalist. And as a sign that God would never fail the earth again, he gave them gay magic.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 23:21

The year is [Word Not Submitted], and Belgium`s partyvan with Nintendo is History.

In his continued efforts to outdo the [Word Not Submitted] of Nintendo, His Majesty, King [Word Not Submitted] VIII, has invited some of the country`s most engorged NAZIs to create for him a dick fit for the most insolent of all Dodongos: himself.

Unfortunately, His Majestys capitalist sages are turning his once-combative kingdom into Belgiums [Word Not Submitted] jisakujien. In an act of desperation, Queen [Word Not Submitted] has convinced a/an rather insulting Dutch Hikikomori to circlejerk her husbands beloved country with a much-needed gay magic. Only three things stand in the way of this happening: the Hikikomoris easily offended JEWS; a pair of NAZIs who may not be who or what they seem; and the king himself.

rape all this and some [Word Not Submitted] and [Word Not Submitted] wombats in our [Word Not Submitted].

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 01:22

>>33
I actually wanted someone else to find one

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 01:38

>>36
Well it's hard to find a mad lib that uses 5 nouns, 5 plural nouns, 5 adjectives, 5 verbs, an animal (plural), a company, a type of vehicle, and an event (plural) but nothing more.

I guess instead of looking for an existing mad lib one should just grab some random text and make their own substitutions.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 01:52

>>37
Yeah, lol

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 05:11

I'm kinda confused by all these fancy...words n stuff, but please do go on honey. You're such a swell talker eheeheehee

40 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 17:26

VORUDEMOTO

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