(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we make the previous poster's statement seem more sophisticated (40)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 16:47

>Love Hina had a fucking flying turtle what the fuck

I'm quite surprised that the turtle in the anime, Love Hina is possible to levitate quite the altitude it does.

I know, when I first saw it I thought the song was from the anime. :D (it isn't, right? 0_0)

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 17:19

> I'm quite surprised that the turtle in the anime, Love Hina is possible to levitate quite the altitude it does.

I agree, it could be a metaphor for the suspension of disbelief necessary to enjoy the anime.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 21:47

I acknowledge you, but in the past I was on to the strangest ideas, leading me to have the thought stating the song originated from that Japanimation. I'm glad, albeit I have doubts as to whether I'm right or wrong. Then again, I'm probably right.

i am a big fat butt

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 02:00

I am truly, in my own entity, a pair of large and obese buttocks.

What's this about cocks?

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 02:03

I currently take on the existence of a relatively large posterior or gluteus maximus.

I'm horny for your tits.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 02:03

>>5 Whoops 3 minutes late

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 02:05

>>4

For what is this persisting reference to the male organ of sexual intercourse?

keep >>5's comment just to keep the thread stable

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 04:14

Retain the fifth poster in this thread's comment to upkeep the stability of this thread.

I hate myself and I want to die BECAUSE IT'S WINTER turned the gun on himself.

9 Name: winter : 1993-09-5335 17:44

Your endorsement of the friendly web community at http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net marks you as being an exceptional being.

I've come to consider the lack of current posts as a sign of the changing of the seasons.

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 18:51

I have endorsed the present fad of failing to contribute as a notion that the earth has moved on in it's orbit.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 19:21

I like to dance with butterflies in the flower-filled fields.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 00:08

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 12:42

please, interrupt all operations performed through your incoming ports.

My butt has vivid colors.

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 18:25

My rear end consists of visual affectations of a readily noticeable and discernible nature.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 18:26

My rear end consists of visual affectations of a readily noticeable and discernible nature.

Is it really Tuesday?

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 04:27

no.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 06:29

I must state the negative in relation to that question.

I like Mittens.

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 13:55

Indeed sir, you are obviously a warm-hearted soul.

I always look at the tissue after blowing my nose.

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 14:01

I never fail to observe the pattern of mucus which is left in the two-ply after exhaling forcefully out of my nasal passages.

I like to party, everybody does.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 00:11

The activity involving more adult-appropriate past times which, nauseating to more intelligent folks, ignites in me a marginally bright flame, so that I may pursue it as a casual device.

My milkshake is better than yours.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 22:59

My sweet, dairy-based dessert consisting of a mixture of ice cream, milk, and sweet flavorings is overall superior to that which is currently in your possession.

Ayanami Rei really has pretty big tits for a fourteen-year-old.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 23:42

Above yonder bosoms doth I cast view, and what be thy name, beautiful apparition? For I hear Ayanami Rei, though what I hear, it seems as if an older goddess should bear such wonderful bosoms.

I forgot how to make krabby patties!!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 10:53

I can not seem to recall from my subconscious the information necessary for the production of krabby patties.

Sup bitches...sup bitches. This is Chad Warden here. I'm talkin' 'bout that...PS TRIPLE. I ain't talkin' about that Wii.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 16:25

Esteemed ladies honorable female canines. My name is Chad Warren, and I speak to you here on that issue known well to us all―that P.S.V. I speak not of the Wii.

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 18:45

I got back outside, it was sunny. I realized that I'm fucked in life even if I'm good at anything.

Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, a fighter, and none of those instincts are given much play at the warehouse!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 19:55

Michael Moore

No John, you are the demons. And then John was a zombie.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 07:28

I disagree with you John, for you are incorrect. In actuality you equate to the entire demon population in your general area. John was revealed to be an acrid pile of undead, moving flesh thereafter.

jimmy cracked corn and i dont care jimmy cracked corn and i dont care jimmy cracked corn and i dont care

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 08:40

I once knew a strapping young lad, whom of which was rather adamant in his incessant corn cracking business. The whole thing was, of course, somewhat lewd, for I never quite cared whether he did or didn't indulge in his obsession. I once knew a strapping young lad, whom of which was rather adamant in his incessant corn cracking business. The whole thing was, of course, somewhat lewd, for I never quite cared whether he did or didn't indulge in his obsession. I once knew a strapping young lad, whom of which was rather adamant in his incessant corn cracking business. The whole thing was, of course, somewhat lewd, for I never quite cared whether he did or didn't indulge in his obsession.

tl;dr

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 11:14

The message which you have posted at some point before this one, the identity of which you should be able to determine without me being too specific in referring to it, is of excessive length; due to that, I am unwilling to spend time reading it, and would only consider doing so were it's subject matter something of great interest and / or importance to me, which, I have affirmed upon skimming over it, it is not.

Ayanami Rei is my wife, and we are very happy together.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 04:12

Penis so big! So big penis!

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7813 16:18


     | \
     |Д`)   A phallus, of Brobdingnagian proportions!
     |⊂     Why, I have never seen one of such size!
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 18:12

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ I have always admired your informal, almost improvisational approach to choreography.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 09:32

|(;´Д`) NICE DANCE, DIPSHIT
|Д`;)
|`;) JEWS did 9/11
|

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 00:12

Ruffian, I your performance was admirable. The Rabbi orchestrated the demolition of both world trade centers.

hark, a lark.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 17:23

If I may have your attention, I'd like to inform you all that a fine specimen of the family Alaudidae has alighted upon yon branch.

Right on, Buzz.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:54

Monsieur Lightyear, nous sommes d'accord.

Okay, fuck this. Fuck it entirely. Fuck it right into hell.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 18:00

This reprehensible situation demands the most vigorous and spiteful fornication.

Hey, Kev! Show's really stupid today!

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 20:07

Greetings, Kevin, my friend. Say, does it not appear to you that to-day's performance is very lacking in intellectual rigor?

I like large fries.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 12:44

Naught but the most sizeable chips can hope to sate my desires.

Sarah gave a bath to her dog wearing a pink t-shirt

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 06:16

The maiden called Sarah bathed her beloved canine compatriot whilst donning an article of casual upper-body clothing dyed a bright feminine shade of red.

In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

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