CTRL+V THREAD! [part 4] (999)

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 03:39

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:13

Voter turnout was abysmal anemic, about 23% (look -- that poll worker is knitting) just half of what it was for the presidential primary in February. For a nation willing to go to war in the name of democracy, we're not exactly leading by example.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:14

"Nobody needs to open Word and Excel documents faster," she said

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:14

I agree completely, most of my friends' parents at Yale have similar setups. I asked my sister who goes to Harvard (ugh) and all of her friends have the same at their parents' homes. In my mind it has gone beyond just that, it's not just in homes anymore. We have a movie room on our yacht and my dad is seriously thinking of adding one to the company jet. Heck, I remember having a theater room at our chalet in Vail FOREVER. I'd even bet that our Mexican grounds crew have one in their shanty, but I don't really talk to the hired help, I'm just assuming there.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:15

Dude, please don't exploit holes in physics. I don't want my access to the universe revoked just because God banned us all from our reality for hax. All it takes is one noob hax0r particle physicist to ruin it for us all.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:51

“He was after my carrot crop,” she explains. “I said, I just cannot handle this anymore. He sees me and tries to wander off, but they can’t run very fast. I got him with the sledgehammer. He tried to dodge me, but I got him on the head.”

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 03:34

A girl died in 2010 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "You Just Lost The Game" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your mom. She will peg you to death. If you post this, she will still fucking kill you. Your kindness will be jammed up your FUCKING ass.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:17

Happycat? says:
why play a vigorous game of chess of course
Happycat? says:
after that we would speak of the market and it's future
lol look at the tumblebus says:
You're lying
Happycat? says:
then after that we would head out for a bit of tea
lol look at the tumblebus says:
Stop lying

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 09:30

Last December, federal prosecutors in Utah charged five men and one woman with defrauding two lenders out of $13 million in mortgage loans. Prosecutors allege the defendants inflated the values of homes, buying and selling them through straw buyers and a pair of shell companies, Home Owners Group (H.O.G.) and Paragon Investment Group (P.I.G.).

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 10:58

LOL INTERNET

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 13:41

2428679

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 13:42

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 14:30

Sony infected many computers with a dangerous trojan, which would have sent any hacker to 40 years in Prison, and they escaped conviction or even a fine.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 14:33

This is like throwing a lobster in boiling water, and telling it to adapt.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 16:04

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 21:27

Who the fuck is Cyan Helkaraxe and why is he playing chicken in the middle of the street in front of my house?

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 22:33

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417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:21

meat and date women in your area!

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:28

Letopanyu Spoor

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 01:31

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420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:28

Short form: System failures defocus the beam so much it becomes just radio interference in directional antennas pointed at the satellites. Even when fully focussed it's not an issue for tissue: You can grow crops and graze cattle under the (rather spindly) rectennas, so they don't even use up the chunk of land they're on.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:18

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422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 14:30

Economic profit is the profit above the profit you could make in another industry - so, if you build a computer business with 100,000 and get a 20,000 profit and that 100,000 would only have gotten you a 5,000 profit in the pizza business, that 15,000 difference is the economic profit).

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 15:12

when I go online to ask for help, the pros tell me to read a good book, read a better book, go to college, anything except providing that little bit of information that I need to advance further.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 20:47

NIM39140 - National Insurance Numbers (NINOs): Format and Security: What to do if you suspect or discover fraud

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425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 03:42

xocmusic.com

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 10:34

Kappa Mikey

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 13:28

The U.S. government is worse: "We can take your money and give it to weapons and war suppliers. You have no power. All laws we don't like are invalid."

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 16:44

Are you ready? good!
3 rules that cannot be broken if you wish to beat him
#1 You cannot chuckle or laugh at him
#2 You cannot smile or grin at him
#3 You absolutely cannot give him "looks" like this http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/chickenman477/2w7ilxg.jpg
If you can do these things, then you are ready, but if you fail,you lose 9,000 xp
post a reply stating that you defeated him, or that you lost 9,00 xp

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 18:50

riuscire

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 19:20

>>428
Shit, I saw that copy pasted on 420 the other day.
Need to get out more.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 19:55

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 03:39

A metre is a metre (well, a meter at least) but it's the same distance.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 04:44

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 05:40

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 13:39

I have had people at work ask me, in all seriousness, why I didn't top post and what those strange ">" characters meant.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 13:39

Hell, just tell me one thing we have learned on ISS that we didn't already know. "Bones decalcify in zero G"? This was new info worth $100 billion?

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 15:21

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438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 17:56

225 baker st

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 19:30

ahev

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 03:10

Thanks for the copy of the job listings.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 06:09

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200807/google

I must admit I didn't even read the whole thing. I got through the first page and skipped the rest.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 06:50

>>441

good for you, i posted that to reddit and i didnt read it either

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/06/11/fox_obama/print.html

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 15:29

It was working fine until you tried to observe it.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 15:30

Standard disclaimer applies: IANAANHIRTCIIEIJIIDYP (I Am Not An American, Nor Have I Read The Constitution In Its Entirety, I'm Just Interested In Discussing Your Point).

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 18:35

Nestled deep in my lair, my minions and I prepared the ritual to bind and control a daemonic entity in the flesh of the dead. As we carefully inscribed the eldritch sigils within the circle of blue fire according to the ancient lore of the Necronomicon, the doors of the sanctum were flung wide against their hinges, and through the settling dust of ages past there strode a figure bedecked in all manner of finest silks in all the shades of blackest night. His eyes gleamed red in the gloom as he spoke, his voice a sepulchural hiss that echoed through the hall, "'Sup y'all, your momma let me in upstairs." Casting his infernal gaze about my fortress of despair, he intoned, "Shit, you call this a cabal? Looks like a Bustas Anonymous meetin'." I rocked back on my heels as the force of the figure's burn washed over me. Surely we stood in the presence of the Ultimate Necromancer! He gestured about himself with a hand adorned with rings whose gems contained the souls of history's greatest wizards, saying, "Whatchy'all doin' down here anyway? Performin' the Rite of Eternal Virginity? I ain't seen a convocation o' Wizards of the Coast like this since the last time your momma threw a dinner party and invited all her exes," and several of the weakest of my minions moaned and turned to dust on the spot. Pressing his advantage, the ebony sorcerer strode forward, and the protective wards around the ritual area shattered like glass under the force of his will as he crooned, "Y'all sanctum got more tired-ass zombies than a Grateful Dead concert." He stood now within arm's length of me as I helplessly quivered, his words flaying my very soul. I pleaded with him to relent, and pledged my eternal servitude as I felt his gaze begin to tear the life from my body. Unrelenting and merciless as the legends say, the Ultimate Necromancer sneered, his voice smooth and lifeless as a burial shroud, "Bitch, the only wizardry you know is how to vanish the sausage. I'll call you up next time I need a faggot-level can't-trip performed." As my flesh began to melt, I crashed to the dank stone floor, my spirit drained away by his timeless power. He leaned in close, his breath like the air from the depths of a tomb lost to the ages, and cackled, "And yo robe look like a dishrag." As my soul was pulled from my body and into his grasp, sealed away in torment for eternity, with a final tidal breath I heard my body faintly whisper, "Damn."

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 19:01

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447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 21:52

UK Labour Party Political Broadcast - Sep 1959
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ctDuoMas7Q

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:15

449 Name: Kite_DH!epWfTabTNM : 1993-09-5400 02:12

Kite_DH!URp98x6SdU

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 04:15

Franken Berry is a member of the line of monster-themed breakfast cereals produced by General Mills for the North American market. It contains strawberry-flavoured corn cereal bits and marshmallows. Franken Berry is also the name of the cereal's mascot, a variant of Frankenstein's monster.

In 1971, the first two cereals in the line were introduced, the still-available Count Chocula and (strawberry flavored) Franken Berry. Franken Berry was very popular at that time, even though the initial batches of the cereal used a dye that didn't break down in the body, causing many children's feces to be bright pink, a symptom sometimes referred to as "Frankenberry Stool."

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 04:27

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 06:04

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 10:56

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 11:09

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 11:39

You should die

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 14:01

I mean, what kind of sick monster would wish Marriage on anyone?

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 15:40

ヽ(´Д`)ノ

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:48

[slice slime & samoyedest] kamen no maid shi (Kamen no Maid Guy)

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 20:13

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 21:19

It really sounds like the guy honestly believes the crap he's spewing.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:22

Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie

Benzin

Brauch keinen Freund
Kein Kokain
Brauch weder Arzt noch Medizin
Brauch keine Frau nur Vaselin
Etwas Nitroglyzerin
Ich brauche Geld für Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie

Benzin

Gib mir Benzin

Es fließt durch meine Venen
Es schläft in meinen Tränen
Es läuft mir aus den Ohren
Herz und Nieren sind Motoren

Benzin

Willst du dich von etwas trennen
dann musst du es verbrennen
Willst du es nie wieder sehen
lass es schwimmen in Benzin
Benzin
Ich brauch Benzin
Benzin
Gib mir Benzin

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 08:57

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465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 10:46

初音ミクで覚える世界の国歌 / VOCALOID2 sings national anthems

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 14:45

Stop it, I just fapped

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 14:45

Asking Linux users to accept DRM is like asking them if it's alright to take a shit in their kitchen.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:31

After the release of Ágætis byrjun, the band became well known for Jónsi's signature style of playing guitar with the bow from a cello, accentuated with reverb, creating a sweeping, fluid sound that is unique for an electric guitar.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:35

BUSH LIED 13TH TRIBE DIED

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:37

/join #tabb

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:45

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:49

MONDAY, March 5 (HealthDay News) -- Researchers have discovered that cells in the mucosal lining of human genitalia produce a protein that "eats up" invading HIV -- possibly keeping the spread of the AIDS more contained than it might otherwise be

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 06:58

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 12:18

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476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:01

I vote for Presidents the same way I shop for goods: I just go for whoever offers the best deal. Screw this Republican-vs-Democrat, Left-wing-vs-Right-wing crap that people follow mindlessly like a religion without a spiritual aspect.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:01

Huh? A corporation talking about emotion?

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 20:06

Touhou was essentially a SHMUP/manic series suppose to be enjoyed by fans or manic and curtain shooters.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 21:16

My friends come over and always want some shit to watch. i have like 1TB of movies/tv series/ and mostly anime in which I give them a 4 gig flash drive full of shit.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 04:23

printf

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 06:20

Alright number 3 you think your such big shit coming up with that well let me tell you something you dumb peice of shit your the biggest fucking fske i have ever seen in my whole life

You think you can take death note and just make it the opposite i mean really darke is the opposite of light and the book of life is the opposite of the death notebook and oh the recently departed are coming back to life is so the opposite of people recently dying

Your such a dumb fuck

I hope you suffer for even trying to pass that on as an anime

People dont want to see people coming back to life theyd rather see them die or if its a hot chick then theyd rather see her strip well except you of course youd like to see the guys strip

Heres a website for ya www.gayassmotherfucker.net/anime

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 06:41

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:50

Damn. That just peed all over my morning.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:50

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:51

Code it yourself, and give your work away. Stop whining, please. It doesn't do the community any good when you whine.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 15:53

I haven't seen a woman (live one that is). Nor sunlight.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 16:37

has padded hand grips in two locations and a comfortable seat.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:28

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 06:36

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:09

8504 w. 103rd ter apt 304
palos hills IL 60465

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:23

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492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:46

A senior CIA lawyer at the meeting, John Fredman, explained that whether harsh interrogation amounted to torture "is a matter of perception." The only sure test for torture is if the detainee died.

"If the detainees dies, you're doing it wrong," Fredman said.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 04:47

>>489
epic thread

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 07:19

nm, not so epic anymore now that most of inu 42's posts were deleted :(

Passive tablets, most notably those by Wacom, make use of electromagnetic induction technology, where the horizontal and vertical wires of the tablet operate as both transmitting and receiving coils (as opposed to the wires of the RAND Tablet which only transmit). The tablet generates an electromagnetic signal, which is received by the LC circuit in the pen. The wires in the tablet then change to a receiving mode and read the signal generated by the pen. Modern arrangements also provide pressure sensitivity and one or more switches (similar to the buttons on a mouse), with the electronics for this information present in the pen itself, not the tablet. On older tablets, changing the pressure on the pen nub or pressing a switch changed the properties of the LC circuit, affecting the signal generated by the pen, which modern ones often encode a digital data stream onto the signal. By using electromagnetic signals, the tablet is able to sense the stylus position without the stylus having to even touch the surface, and powering the pen with this signal means that devices used with the tablet never need batteries. Wacom's patents don't permit their competitors to employ such techniques.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 12:08

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496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 13:04

I agree that this would not have been a problem if the government decided to use Macs. It would be simple: they would only be able to afford one or two computers, at the most and this would have never happened.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 13:04

>>Women aren't good programmers.
>they freak out everytime they miss a period.

Believe me, guys freak out when women miss a period also.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 14:38

3 words:

New World Order

North American Union

The USA will soon have no identity.

Buffet is an agent of the New World Order and a Zionist. May he die in a plane crash.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:22

A boy says "I am going to use this chicken wire to catch a chicken"
his friend says"It is impossible to use chicken wire to catch a chicken"
The boy catches a chicken.
The next day, the boy says "I'm going to use duck tape to catch a duck."
his friend says "It is impossible to use duck tape to catch a duck."
The boy brings back a duck.
The next day, the boy has some pussywillows.
His friend says, hey wait, I'm going with you.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 13:14

Did you hear the one about the Microsoft coffee maker?

It makes tea then convinces you that you only ever wanted a tea.

Did you hear the one about the Apple coffee maker?

It does an amazing Mocha Frappucino with whipped cream, caramel sauce and a chocolate flake in the top but doesn't know how to make a plain black coffee.

Did you hear the one about the Linux coffee maker?

v0.1 made a good plain coffee but it took a while doing it, v1.0 makes good plain coffee but there's a patch that allows it to make better tea than the Microsoft coffee maker and v2.0 gives you a cup of plain coffee, a cup of whipped cream, a cup of caramel sauce, a chocolate flake in a wrapper and tells you to make the coffee how you want but for a much lower price than the Apple one.

Did you hear the one about the Vista coffee maker?

Nope, neither did I but then who gives a shit.

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