Post Happy Things (Part Three) (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:29

( ß ƒŽß) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:38

( ß ƒŽß) >>294 listening to Drum n Bass!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 00:51

( ß ƒŽß) FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING SHITDICK

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( ß ƒŽß)

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 01:16

( ß ƒŽß) Someone else is posting on DQN!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 21:42

( ß ƒŽß) The beginning of the Eternal September!

305 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:33

I play with myself a lot.

306 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:35

jacking off

307 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:43

( ß ƒŽß) Corn beginning to ripen!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:54

Hamsters on a piano!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 12:09

( ß ƒŽß) Posting in a thread with all these disembodied voices!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) ...I'm scared.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 23:58

( ß ƒŽß) Hearing "YOu are sleeping. You do not want to believe"

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) I'm scared, too.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 00:21

>>310 Everybody's clever nowadays...

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 00:35

( ß ƒŽß) 4-ch returning after a short downtime!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 00:50

( ß ƒŽß) Hot DQNs!

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 13:18

>>314
( ß -ß) nobody there said anything about mittens.

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( ß ƒŽß) Mittens!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 15:14

Having daydreams on a crowded road..

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:54

( ß ƒŽß) A glass of beer with the besr friend!

( ß -ß) ...if I had any friends...

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 11:08

( ß ƒŽß) Spicy Wolf!

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 16:35

( ß ƒŽß) The unbearable might of MITTENS!!!!!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 19:56

Field too long.
http://translationparty.com/tp/#969304
He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! Hs metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

He's pining! He passed! This is a parrot! He has to stop! He is, in itself, or the expiration of the manufacturer! He is strong! He has lost his life like that! He is buried in the shares of Suzuki! Hs has a history of metabolic processes. He stuck to it! His choir Invisibile curtains, shuffling, participants have begun the deployment of the coil bucket bleeding! ! Former cult -!
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 19:58

>>320
He is buried in the shares of Suzuki!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:54

( ß ~ß) sigh

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 21:54

( ß ƒŽß) Polytonic Greek orthography!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:06

http://translationparty.com/tp/#1003574

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject them to this torture

Rather, my buffalo, I was listening to the issues you need to dump to your diarrhea

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 18:40

( ß ƒŽß) A profound sense of ambivalence!

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5833 21:53

( ß ƒŽß) That cute waitress was very flirty today and admitted she is single and interested!

( ß -ß) I'm so scared right now.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 05:23

( ß ƒŽß) SHE PUT OUT!!!!

328 Name: William Hung : 1993-09-5838 06:20

( ß ƒŽß) SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!
( ß ƒŽß) Oh baby
( ß ƒŽß) When SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES
( ß ƒŽß) I go clazy!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 17:19

>>326 SHOW HER YOUR MOVES
I wish my fellow dokyun all the best in life

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 02:27

( ß ƒŽß) despite living in a life without direction I have friends that care!

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 11:34

( ß ƒŽß) Yesterday was 9/11 and I met no one who felt sorry for anyone else than the countless arabians that died in the subsequent attacks by the US.

( ß ƒŽß) Also, I bought a limited live recording of Merzbow and Boris

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 20:11

>>331
( ß ƒŽß) What the fuck get your dates right it was 9/5855.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 20:59

( ß ƒŽß) My love who i expected to never meet again is maybe going to visit me in a year!!!!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5857 00:55

( ß ƒŽß) I'm back in the city and the people that know, don't care I'm a statutory rapist!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 08:15

( ß ƒŽß) Destroying your childhood! God, that sucked!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 02:32

( ß ƒŽß) Having a friend who is willing to let you squat at his place when you're life is on the edge of fucking up and you're would-be roommate is being a selfish dickface!

( ß ƒŽß)Also, listening to chiptunes!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 02:35

>>336

Wow, I managed to somehow switch the 'your' there with the 'you're' I mean to type in a sentence in an MSN conversation I was having at around the same time.

Also, my VC code is 'wow'.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 21:21

( ß ƒŽß) When forced to move out and destroy your childhood: realising you didn't really need it anymore.

(Captcha is 'detachement'.)

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 02:38

( ß ƒŽß) Finally getting over it!

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 07:47

( ß ƒŽß)Haddock and vodka for breakfast!

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 20:17

( ß ƒŽß) Bluegills and Budweiser for lunch!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 00:00

( ß ƒŽß) Watching animaniacs for an hour!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 15:01

( ß ƒŽß) Then red wine and red snapper for dinner!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 05:30

( ß ƒŽß) My friends! If I didn't haven't friends as cool as I do, I'd be homeless right now!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 01:27

( ß ƒŽß) My boat has two holes in it! One lets the water in, the other lets it out!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 04:50

( ß ƒŽß) I just went to an anime con with the girl I'm in love with!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 15:36

( ß ƒŽß) >>346 cool!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 21:31

( ß ƒŽß) >>346 really thinks I'm a girl!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 23:09

( ß ƒŽß) >>348 is asian, so it doesn't really matter!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 16:55

( ß ƒŽß) >>348 cool!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 17:40

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) violin music on a rainy day!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 05:02

( ß ƒŽß) ō♫♬♩

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 05:25

( ß ƒŽß) Mc Donald's Wireless Internet Connection at 7:24 am !

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5914 06:55

( ß ƒŽß) It was so windy today I couldn't close my eyes!

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5914 22:08

( ß ƒŽß) >>354 likes windy days, just like me!

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 00:20

( ß ƒŽß) I don't care what anyone else says about us, me and my fiancé have found true happiness in each other!

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 00:21

( ß ƒŽß) Loved ones carving your name in their thigh!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 05:27

(„ิ_„ิ)‚Į-̾ Solitude.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 13:28

( ß ƒŽß) >>357 Returning the favour!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 21:19

( ß ƒŽß) Lovers carving your name in each other's thighs!

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 00:22

( ß ƒŽß) Being reunited with someone you love after four months of them being away and knowing they pushed so hard for their return, spent so much money and determination all for you!

( ß, -,ß) Not being able to return the favour.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 22:33

( ß ƒŽß) >>362 D'AWWWW!!!!!!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 23:26

( ß ƒŽß) >>362 I can't stop watching it!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 12:50

( ß ƒŽß) Another dokyun likes the Dubliners!

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 03:21

( ß ƒŽß) Being hugged by a maid!

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 12:25

( ß ƒŽß) Hearing how horrible the comedown is but then actually having a lot of fun!

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 23:05

>>365

( ß ƒŽß) I love The Dubliners too!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 03:19

( ß ƒŽß) Saving a little birds life!

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 17:39

>>364
>>368

( ß ƒŽß) Dubliner cheese is delicious, incidentally!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:01

( ß ƒŽß) Hacked emails showing that OMG GLOBAL WARMING is a complete fucking SCAM!!!!!

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 10:20

( ß ƒŽß) Valves early holiday sale

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 16:08

( ß ƒŽß) Gratuitous Space Battles!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:20

( ß ƒŽß) The [GIRLS] thread got bumped out of the Top Ten!

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 03:30

( ß ƒŽß) saying "huggbees"!

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 22:58

( ß ƒŽß) Solitude!

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 00:02

( ß ƒŽß) Cornish Pasties!

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 01:07

( ß ƒŽß) >>370 Lockerbie cheese is best cheese!

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 01:57

( ß ƒŽß) It's possible to ack at romhs!

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 04:08

( ß ƒŽß) Huggbees Cheese!

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 04:42

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Huggbees Cheese is the Bee's Knees!!!!

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 04:05

( ß ƒŽß) Geeky Nymphomaniacs with daddy issues!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 02:18

( ß ƒŽß) A warm gun

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 03:47

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ƒ~@ ß ƒŽßœc@MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS F.O.E.!
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385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 06:37

( ß ƒŽß) Four ring binders!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 06:43

( ß ƒŽß) Leftover Christmas ham!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 13:40

( ß ƒŽß) Jazz!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 15:22

( ß ƒŽß) Sitting around the kotatsu!

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 21:49

( ß ƒŽß) Slowly freezing to death in a mountain blizzard!

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 22:37

The truth has been told.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 22:46

>>389
That doesn't sound happy at all...

( ß ƒŽß) unless I have mittens!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 00:22

( ß ƒŽß) Assorted nuts!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 00:50

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394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 02:49

@‶@īü 
ƒ~@ ß ƒŽßœc@People repostingg your old AA art!
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395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 03:33

( ß ƒŽß) Being able to go outside after being sick for a week

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 17:56

( ß ƒŽß) jegution

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 23:21

( ß ƒŽß) Taking a piss on a cold day, causing steam to rise up from the urinal and warm your hands

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 00:12

( ß ƒŽß) I might make Dean's List this semester for once!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 01:28

( ß ƒŽß) Wacky Wall Walkers!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 02:50

( ß ƒŽß) The ever-present optimistic attitude of the disturbing-on-the-surface Fallout series!

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