( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Really nice weather!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Reading through the archives and realising that DQN is a lot better than it used to be!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lynching niggers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Reading and listening to history takes my mind off my loneliness and severe fucking depression!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Becoming Andrew for ten minutes is totally great!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Smoking a fat joint!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Intercepting the UPS guy at the front door, just as he's about to write me a Sorry You Weren't Home card!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally having the resources to afford good cosplay!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Utterly ridiculous sounding captchas! Woyzzness!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Exotic visitors!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...exotic diseases.
Getting money to fix my bow.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting wasted with friends and watching My Little Pony!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There's a kitten in the Bruce Lee / Chuck Norris fight scene!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Well-compiled fanmixes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Well-compiled, small, efficient, and statically-linked binaries!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Post-exam relief!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Meeting my friend!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sunny weather after a week of almost continuous rain!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My sister randomly got me a doughnut! Normally she is a bad person!
>>818
Do perhaps reside in North-Eastern America?
>>819
No; Northern England. Good to know I'm not the only one suffering from bad weather and unpleasant sisters, though.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Computer programming!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Living near two dokyuns!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Living near three dokyuns!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Apparently, most of the population of DQN lives in Northern England!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Also, we're all called Andrew!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Perhaps we're actually the same person and we have multiple personality disorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This isn't a very happy post!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An entire upper-floor filled with close friends at the local coffee shop.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every night!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Smooth jazz!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Newcastle Brown Ale!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh god I love her so much I think my chest might burst!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Knowing a dokyun has found love!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being another dokyun in love!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being in love with a dokyun!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not really.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...but one can hope!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually being in love with a VIPPER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And being loved back!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Being in love with a VIPPER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)They have no idea I'm on DQN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)This is actually really depressing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using google-fu to find that old computer game you played when you were a kid!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Loading up your VM to get ready to install and play it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that it sucks and that you just played it because you didn't have many games.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Possibly loving >>833!?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... Fuck, I can't recognize writing styles worth a damn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Playing DOTA 2 with other dokyuns instead of doing homework!
>>835
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The possibilities of you recognizing me are nigh impossible. There's no way you would know I use DQN...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...but stalking is fun!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finger-painting for a college-level course!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>836 Stalking is fun!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... until you realize that it really just distances you from the person you like.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ただいけ！
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Huge terraforming projects in Minecraft!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sunshine! Yay, sunshine!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I made him cum!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... sorry, I just realized how strange that sounded.
( ˃ Д˂) GIRL NAMES ENDING IN /ɑ/!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) … except Mima, Konngara, Rika, Meira, Marisa, Kana, Yuuka, Sara, Rumia, Sakuya, Remilia, Lyrica, Lunasa, Layla, Suika, Mystia, Kaguya, Shizuha, Hina, Kogasa, Yoshika and Seiga.
( ˃ Д˂) BAD FAITH!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting in the wrong thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterflies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterflies in your stomach!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterflies conjured by your magic!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A mass of butterflies tearing open your abdomen from the inside!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Because of butterflies in your stomach!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I didn't mean literal butterflies, you dolt!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They wouldn't be able to tear it open anyway because they have no claws! Go humanity!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stomach acid!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can't tell if Channel4 full of gays or women.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being happy about both!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) However I've been kind of lonely and feeling melancholy about it of late. It was only recently that this began after reading a romantic story.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a small..ache, for lack of a better word, in my rib cage when I got about my day, walking through town, buying things I need, or just wandering for pleasure, and there is no one I can hold the hand of and talk to while I do these things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But more than that, it's not just that I have no one, it's that no one has me, either. Which frankly feels worse than the first part.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no where I can go to meet women, especially ones I would be interested in, or ones that would be interested in me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think that this is the worst part. Knowing that there isn't any one whom is interested in me. It's something that I feel as if I both want, and need.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I long for someone who longs for me. Whom is actually interested in what my thoughts and wishes to read them like she would read to book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I long for someone who when she is not with me thinks to herself "Ugh, I miss him. I really wish I could be holding his hand right now."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have friends. But we are only just past the superficial level. I long for someone who is real with me, and to me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to be wanted.
(._. ) I'm really sorry 4-ch. I've taken a big shit on a fun thread. But I haven't told anyone about this at all. And I felt as though if I were to keep it inside it would be bad for my health. Again, I'm sorry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hey >>843-san. I don't know you, but keep this in mind: Making your boyfriend cum is nice, and should make you happy I guess. But your true happiness lies in holding his heart in your hands, while he holds your heart, in his. That's what your should strive for, if you aren't there already.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This thread is all gays! Why shouldn't we be happy?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Poorly written internet stories!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Making out with my best friend...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...and staying friends!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Never kissed anyone and in mid-30s!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I kissed a girl once!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It wasn't that great. Stick with 2D.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Making a game! All those years reading K&R, SICP and OpenGL documentation are finally paying off! The art and the sounds are probably going to be terrible, but I don't really mind that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I know exactly how that feels, >>854.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All I can do is dare to hope for things to get better, and dare to ( ﾟ ヮﾟ).
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>854 That's very much what I strive for!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's just always nice to know I can satisfy someone!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Barbecues!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Breaking the chain!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Also, my captcha is JIZZ!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Daisy chain bracelets!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Noticing a cool girl checking you out!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Delicious brown girls!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls made of chocolate!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Helpful friends!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A shiny Pokemon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fantasizing about the planet's demise and the end of all suffering while very planet-demisey, suffering-alleviating music is playing loudly in the background!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Exploding the planet would only be a short-term solution. If we are the result of natural physical processes they will repeat and life will form again. If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again. Either way others will come to suffer again in time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting in the wrong thread again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>877
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Eating egg noodles outside on a sunny day!
>If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again.
I'm reminded of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8hd3IjhVo
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I guess that wasn't really Happy Thread material, though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) so...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Discovering obscure old games that are actually pretty cool!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good posts in the Rei's Diner!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a loving girlfriend!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a loving boyfriend!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a misanthropic, distant person who has never felt lonely.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a loving waifu!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating your previous high score!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating your wife!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating Cho's highscore
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being alone!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posts that are funny!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can post happy things on DQN
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Successful tests!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) She said yes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a chance to retake your failed exams and succeed
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Also dicks in my sassy butt