( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I made him cum!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... sorry, I just realized how strange that sounded.
( ˃ Д˂) GIRL NAMES ENDING IN /ɑ/!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) … except Mima, Konngara, Rika, Meira, Marisa, Kana, Yuuka, Sara, Rumia, Sakuya, Remilia, Lyrica, Lunasa, Layla, Suika, Mystia, Kaguya, Shizuha, Hina, Kogasa, Yoshika and Seiga.
( ˃ Д˂) BAD FAITH!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting in the wrong thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterflies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterflies in your stomach!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterflies conjured by your magic!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A mass of butterflies tearing open your abdomen from the inside!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Because of butterflies in your stomach!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I didn't mean literal butterflies, you dolt!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They wouldn't be able to tear it open anyway because they have no claws! Go humanity!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stomach acid!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can't tell if Channel4 full of gays or women.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being happy about both!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) However I've been kind of lonely and feeling melancholy about it of late. It was only recently that this began after reading a romantic story.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a small..ache, for lack of a better word, in my rib cage when I got about my day, walking through town, buying things I need, or just wandering for pleasure, and there is no one I can hold the hand of and talk to while I do these things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But more than that, it's not just that I have no one, it's that no one has me, either. Which frankly feels worse than the first part.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no where I can go to meet women, especially ones I would be interested in, or ones that would be interested in me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think that this is the worst part. Knowing that there isn't any one whom is interested in me. It's something that I feel as if I both want, and need.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I long for someone who longs for me. Whom is actually interested in what my thoughts and wishes to read them like she would read to book.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I long for someone who when she is not with me thinks to herself "Ugh, I miss him. I really wish I could be holding his hand right now."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have friends. But we are only just past the superficial level. I long for someone who is real with me, and to me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to be wanted.
(._. ) I'm really sorry 4-ch. I've taken a big shit on a fun thread. But I haven't told anyone about this at all. And I felt as though if I were to keep it inside it would be bad for my health. Again, I'm sorry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hey >>843-san. I don't know you, but keep this in mind: Making your boyfriend cum is nice, and should make you happy I guess. But your true happiness lies in holding his heart in your hands, while he holds your heart, in his. That's what your should strive for, if you aren't there already.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This thread is all gays! Why shouldn't we be happy?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Poorly written internet stories!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Making out with my best friend...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...and staying friends!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Never kissed anyone and in mid-30s!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I kissed a girl once!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It wasn't that great. Stick with 2D.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Making a game! All those years reading K&R, SICP and OpenGL documentation are finally paying off! The art and the sounds are probably going to be terrible, but I don't really mind that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I know exactly how that feels, >>854.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All I can do is dare to hope for things to get better, and dare to ( ﾟ ヮﾟ).
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>854 That's very much what I strive for!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's just always nice to know I can satisfy someone!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Barbecues!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Breaking the chain!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Also, my captcha is JIZZ!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Daisy chain bracelets!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Noticing a cool girl checking you out!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Delicious brown girls!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls made of chocolate!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Helpful friends!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A shiny Pokemon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fantasizing about the planet's demise and the end of all suffering while very planet-demisey, suffering-alleviating music is playing loudly in the background!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Exploding the planet would only be a short-term solution. If we are the result of natural physical processes they will repeat and life will form again. If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again. Either way others will come to suffer again in time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting in the wrong thread again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>877
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Eating egg noodles outside on a sunny day!
>If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again.
I'm reminded of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8hd3IjhVo
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I guess that wasn't really Happy Thread material, though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) so...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Discovering obscure old games that are actually pretty cool!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good posts in the Rei's Diner!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a loving girlfriend!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a loving boyfriend!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a misanthropic, distant person who has never felt lonely.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With a loving waifu!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating your previous high score!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating your wife!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating Cho's highscore
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being alone!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posts that are funny!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can post happy things on DQN
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Successful tests!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) She said yes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a chance to retake your failed exams and succeed
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Also dicks in my sassy butt
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Internet is back! I missed you, DQN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) New posts on boards that aren't DQN! (do it more, people)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Calling people from Niger "Nigers"!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A bonfire by the beach!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A cat butting its head against your hand!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A free shirt!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Birthdays!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lots of seeds on a torrent!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having more tomatoes than you know what to do with!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That reminds me of that episode of Hidamari Sketch where they have more tomatoes than they know what to do with!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hidamari Sketch is wonderful!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally being hungry!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My nutbladder is in perfect working order!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have no particular obligations to do anything until Wednesday!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The feel of fresh air across my scalp after shaving my head!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My friends approve of crossdressing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How soft my legs feel after a good shave!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 23gb of Touhou music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fried gas station chicken!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Home-cooked chicken, which tastes better than that from fried gas stations!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a good nature for a Pokemon starter!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Exciting novels!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My favorite idol's new single!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Music containing obscure stringed instruments!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) bagpipes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wonderful weather accompanied by wonderful clouds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blessed rain for this parched, overheated land of mine!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A convenience-store slushy crushed-ice drink on a warm humid day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to a nice, cold shower!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to a nice, hot shower!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to a nice, tepid shower!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home out of a chilly rain shower and opening the door to be greeted with a burst of warm air and the smell of fresh homemade lasagna!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Building beautiful things in Minecraft!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Corrupting the innocent and pure online!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today was a great day! Just have to wake up...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dreaming about a lover who is far away!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Being the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being in love with the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Being the final boss of the Internet!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Classy piano music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being in love with the Internet!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Catching up on vocab homework before midnight!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The smell of dried semen!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Japanese photo blogs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sleep! Happy dreams!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nostalgic music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anime involving cute girls doing cute things!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Freshly baked chocolate-filled croissants, eaten while the chocolate filling is still warm and gooey!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a message!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 4chan gone forever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 4channers spreading all around the internet!
( ・-・) Wait, that's not a happy thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 4channers having to leave their comfort zone!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finding an image of my darling waifu in a wedding dress!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fancy cocktails!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fancy piece of tail on my cock!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wonderful things are going to happen tomorrow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wonderful things are going to happen to >>961 tomorrow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finishing a bunch of work!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm finally done moving, just in time!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Friday night is crossdressing night!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I will take >>965's suggestion to heart at tonight's video game party hosted by my university!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Frilly dresses!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A paycheck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex on opiatessssssssssssss.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Weekends!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Time to crawl into bed with my waifu.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Captcha is fagition - hilarious~!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Noticing my lack of oats before shops close for the weekend!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a full nine hours of sleep!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tea and DQN while sitting out in a chair watching the sunrise.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WINNING!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.rainymood.com/ gives at least the illusion of cool air outside!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Waking up without feeling entirely too warm for the first time this week!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taking anti-depressants and not losing my sex drive!
>>979
Wow, that's almost as awesome as taking Ritalin as an adult and not developing tinfoil hat syndrome at the first irregularity in one's medication schedule. I had to practically train my sex drive back up from zero when I started on my antidepressants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using "sex drive training" as an excuse for watching porn all afternoon every day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One world, one life, one chance, one reason!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All under one sky, unchanging, one season!
( ˃ ヮ˂) If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear,
( ˃ ヮ˂) If you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
( ˃ ヮ˂) You've had your chance, now we've got the mandate,
( ˃ ヮ˂) If you've changed your mind, I'm afraid it's too late!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We're concerned, you're a threat
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You're not integral to the project
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sterile. Immaculate. Rational ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Perfect.
>>981
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We're shameless!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We will do anything to get our fifteen minutes of fame!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We have no integrity!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We're ready to roll!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) To attain celebrity,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We'll do anything at all!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In short ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Pet Shop Boys song lyrics!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not needing human companionship!
>>985
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fellow Pet Shop Boys fan, and a musical I had never heard of before!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finding the tactile orange plastic bumpy CD case for Very by the Pet Shop Boys!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yuru Yuri Season 2
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My captcha is yosh!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gardening!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) リア充氏ね！
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) First edition Siddhartha buried away in my library!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fixing my sleeping schedule!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Meadows full of wildflowers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The imminent 999GET!