( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Internet is back! I missed you, DQN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) New posts on boards that aren't DQN! (do it more, people)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Calling people from Niger "Nigers"!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A bonfire by the beach!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A cat butting its head against your hand!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A free shirt!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Birthdays!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lots of seeds on a torrent!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having more tomatoes than you know what to do with!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That reminds me of that episode of Hidamari Sketch where they have more tomatoes than they know what to do with!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hidamari Sketch is wonderful!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally being hungry!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My nutbladder is in perfect working order!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have no particular obligations to do anything until Wednesday!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The feel of fresh air across my scalp after shaving my head!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My friends approve of crossdressing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How soft my legs feel after a good shave!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 23gb of Touhou music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fried gas station chicken!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Home-cooked chicken, which tastes better than that from fried gas stations!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a good nature for a Pokemon starter!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Exciting novels!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My favorite idol's new single!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Music containing obscure stringed instruments!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) bagpipes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wonderful weather accompanied by wonderful clouds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blessed rain for this parched, overheated land of mine!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A convenience-store slushy crushed-ice drink on a warm humid day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to a nice, cold shower!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to a nice, hot shower!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to a nice, tepid shower!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home out of a chilly rain shower and opening the door to be greeted with a burst of warm air and the smell of fresh homemade lasagna!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Building beautiful things in Minecraft!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Corrupting the innocent and pure online!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today was a great day! Just have to wake up...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dreaming about a lover who is far away!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Being the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being in love with the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Being the final boss of the Internet!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Classy piano music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being in love with the Internet!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Catching up on vocab homework before midnight!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The smell of dried semen!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Japanese photo blogs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sleep! Happy dreams!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nostalgic music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anime involving cute girls doing cute things!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Freshly baked chocolate-filled croissants, eaten while the chocolate filling is still warm and gooey!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a message!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 4chan gone forever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 4channers spreading all around the internet!
( ・-・) Wait, that's not a happy thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 4channers having to leave their comfort zone!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finding an image of my darling waifu in a wedding dress!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fancy cocktails!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fancy piece of tail on my cock!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wonderful things are going to happen tomorrow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wonderful things are going to happen to >>961 tomorrow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finishing a bunch of work!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm finally done moving, just in time!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Friday night is crossdressing night!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I will take >>965's suggestion to heart at tonight's video game party hosted by my university!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Frilly dresses!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A paycheck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex on opiatessssssssssssss.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Weekends!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Time to crawl into bed with my waifu.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Captcha is fagition - hilarious~!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Noticing my lack of oats before shops close for the weekend!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting a full nine hours of sleep!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tea and DQN while sitting out in a chair watching the sunrise.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WINNING!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.rainymood.com/ gives at least the illusion of cool air outside!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Waking up without feeling entirely too warm for the first time this week!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taking anti-depressants and not losing my sex drive!
>>979
Wow, that's almost as awesome as taking Ritalin as an adult and not developing tinfoil hat syndrome at the first irregularity in one's medication schedule. I had to practically train my sex drive back up from zero when I started on my antidepressants.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using "sex drive training" as an excuse for watching porn all afternoon every day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One world, one life, one chance, one reason!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All under one sky, unchanging, one season!
( ˃ ヮ˂) If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear,
( ˃ ヮ˂) If you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
( ˃ ヮ˂) You've had your chance, now we've got the mandate,
( ˃ ヮ˂) If you've changed your mind, I'm afraid it's too late!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We're concerned, you're a threat
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You're not integral to the project
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sterile. Immaculate. Rational ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Perfect.
>>981
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We're shameless!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We will do anything to get our fifteen minutes of fame!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We have no integrity!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We're ready to roll!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) To attain celebrity,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We'll do anything at all!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In short ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Pet Shop Boys song lyrics!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not needing human companionship!
>>985
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fellow Pet Shop Boys fan, and a musical I had never heard of before!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finding the tactile orange plastic bumpy CD case for Very by the Pet Shop Boys!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yuru Yuri Season 2
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My captcha is yosh!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gardening!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) リア充氏ね！
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) First edition Siddhartha buried away in my library!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fixing my sleeping schedule!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Meadows full of wildflowers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The imminent 999GET!