[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:31

>>1 put DQN on a Ti-84

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:33

>>2 not only quotes a momentarily relevant bit from Monty Python, he just barfs out the whole scene in a right 'orrible fake British accent.

4 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:16

>>3 ENJOYS GRINDING FOR THE RIGHT EVS, IVS AND NATURES 24/7

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:25

>>4 Did several case mods to his desktop computer to make it look like ENIAC.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>5 Has seen every episode of Gatchaman that exists.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:48

>>6 has read Hamlet in the original Klingon.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:32

>>7 plays D&D.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 01:57

>>8 lives D&D.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:04

>>9 is D&D

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:37

>>11 came back from Reitaisai5 with $200 in discs and other merchandise.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:50

>>12 bitched about >>11's failure to upload it.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 10:23

>>12 then went onto share to get what he couldn't get from >>11

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:22

>>13 is a Trekkie

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:00

>>14 Knows Klingon

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:01

>>15 runs a UNIX-based operating system.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:51

While >>16 is correct, >>16 uses the computer while in a Klingon outfit.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:29

>>17 sews tribble outfits with front and back flaps for"easy access"

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 23:05

>>18 kneels at the altar of his signed Patrick Stewart photograph every day.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 23:28

>>19 Only likes porn with computers in it.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:03

>>20's lifestyle is like that of the South Park episode "Make love not Warcraft."

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:28

>>21 Fucked a guy in a Klingon costume.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:30

>>22 spends more money on his comic book collection than he does on food.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:42

>>23 fucked a guy while wearing a Klingon costume he bought from an ad in a Richie Rich comic book.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:50

>>24 owns a WonderSwan Color.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 11:07

>>25 has an MSX

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 12:14

>>26 Stuck his penis in an NES

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 12:48

>>27 can't masturbate without fantasizing about Star Trek characters.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 14:00

>>28 is a panda.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 01:53

>>29 Never stops spreading internet memes.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:23

>>30 is a Klingon.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:53

>>31 is a cross-dressing Klingon.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:28

>>32 is furry

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 21:34

>>33 is a cross-dressing furry.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 02:55

>>34 has a cross-dressing furry fetish

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:07

>>35 posts on DQN

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:27

>>36 wishes to be a Pokemon Master.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:36

>>37 already is a Pokemon Master

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 05:57

>>38 once argued about why Digimon is superior to Pokemon for a week

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:06

>>39 collects first edition Magic cards for a hobby

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:17

>>40 is attending WisCon.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:05

>>41 wrote the ED article on WisCon

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:36

>>42 wrote an ED article

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:48

>>43 does know what a ED article is

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:23

>>44 is an admin at Uncyclopedia

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:31

>>45 is a Touhou fan

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:35

>>46 wrote a Touhou game.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 06:48

>>47 bought a Touhou hugpillow

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:50

>>48 is legally married to a Touhou hugpillow

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 17:35

>>49 does marriage counseling for marriages between people and Touhou hugpillows.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 21:29

>>50 invented Touhou.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:36

>>51 Can list every single movie made by TOHO, and has 1,298 different TOHO collectible statues to prove it.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 01:41

>>52 nearly smashed his computer when he saw Soulja Boy call a Gundam a Transformer. It was only nearly because >>52 is physically incapable of smashing his computer.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 05:57

>>53 is Soulja boy, and called a Gundam a Transformer only because it was part of an elaborate trolling plan on the secret rapper-Gundam BBS that he helped to found and on which he is an admin.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:47

>>54 thinks Space Runaway Ideon is superior to any Gundam series, except G Gundam.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 10:00

>>55 just wrote that comment.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 11:21

>>56 browses 4-ch.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:52

>>57 Dedicates at least 18 hours daily to browsing 2chan.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:19

>>58 has read their SICP today.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:19

>>59 is THE SUSSMAN.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:10

>>60 eats more pocky than Mizuho.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 05:54

>>61 saves all empty pocky boxes after he is done eating

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 07:47

>>62 envies >>61's collection of empty pocky boxes

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 08:04

>>63 goes to >>64 house to play the videya and jerk off

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 08:18

>>64 is Linguica

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 11:55

>>65 Speaks Lojban.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:32

>>66 is the inventor of a language consisting of only palindromes.

68 Name: (˃ 3˂ ) : 1993-09-5389 13:55

>>67 once fucked a guy in a klingon suit

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 14:05

>>68 didn't read >>22.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:19

>>69 Has 100GB of archived internet messageboard talks.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:34

>>70 participated in 90% of those archived internet messageboard talks

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:38

>>71 was afraid to participate because he is an anonymous coward.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:50

>>72 paid money to gain access to secretareaofvipquality.net.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 02:27

>>73 had insider info about the free trial week

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 12:38

>>74 had insider info about free trial week insiders

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:53

>>75 is DADDY COOL, a VIPPE Rand owsn a SECRET area of VIP QUALITY

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 18:54

>>76 Can't stop collecting Sakura on Ruri pictures.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:15

>>77 Can't stop drawing Sakura on Ruri pictures.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:54

>>78 Can't stop commissioning >>77 to draw Sakura on Ruri pictures.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:33

>>79 Can't stop talking about 42

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:56

>>80
is Douglas Adams

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:14

>>81 Is Weird Al Yankovic

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:29

>>82 is Aphex Twin

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:42

>>83 has a weakness for Weezer

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:17

>>84 tunes in to doogtopia radio 24/7

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:35

>>85 Collect 8-bit videogame music

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 00:36

>>86 is roughly nine-hundred and forty percent more likely to become a multi-millionaire than the average football jock.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 01:59

>>87 masturbated to the Macross Frontier soundtrack at least 6 times today.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 02:01

>>88 posted a youtube video of itself doing the Nyan-Nyan Dance.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:18

>>89 wants you to listen to his/her/its song.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 22:54

>>90 complains daily about the lack of gender-neutral pronouns in the English language.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 00:04

>>91 doesn't understand the problem of having to choose a non masculine pronoun since he has never seen a woman.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:31

>>92 Has a permanent butt print on his chair because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day there.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:20

>>94 has permanent grip marks on his penis because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day playing with his cock

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:35

>>94 has a list of people with permanently marked penises.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 15:27

>>95 is on said list.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 15:58

>>96 hasn't skilled up enough to be on the list.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 18:21

>>97 is an expert troll, trying to set me up to do a "grinding" joke.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:11

>>98 is an expert in troll analysis and related services.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:14

>>99 anals his sis.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:32

>>100 is anal'd by his sis.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 23:05

>>101 is butthurt about not 100GETting

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:28

>>102 still thinks GETs matter.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:49

( E-E) >>103 hasn't seen what a good GET goes for on eBay.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 01:24

>>104 thinks he should be recruited by the Star League to defeat the Kodan armada, because he plays space shooters when not playing an MMORPG.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 05:48

>>105 wants to believe.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 06:28

>>106 still believes that life here began out there.

108 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5396 23:07

>>107 has already installed the new 4-ch greasemonkey script.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 01:41

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 04:02

>>109's joke can only be understood by a small elite.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:54

>>110 thinks he is l33t.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 10:33

>>111 Tried to change his name to 1337, but the notary said >>111 couldn't add numbers to names.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 01:54

>>112 Spends a lot of time searching youtube for retro anime.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 02:43

>>113 owns it all on laserdisc.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 19:31

>>114 Knows every name of every Transformer robot, what years each one appeared, and each variant of each robot.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 02:57

>>115
Spends hours theory-crafting on how all of the Zelda games can fit into one canon story.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 02:58

>>116
writes Kirk/Spock slashfic.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:49

>>117 spends all his food, clothing, and housing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:55

>>118 spends all his food and clothing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi, but lives with his mother

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 06:07

>>119 not only lives with his mother, but also bullies her into making all of his cosplay costumes, the lazy bastard.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 08:03

>>120 makes cosplay costumes for his mother

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 11:17

>>121 Gets into contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 15:57

>>122 wins contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 16:39

>>123 thinks math jokes in general are hillarious.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 19:49

>>124 made $10,000 in high school by selling correct test answers, and then spent it all on a new in box old Star Trek toy.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 20:22

>>125 dreams of having a mint-in-box old Star Trek toy, and faps furiously while doing so.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:16

>>126 Gives Bukkake to anime figurines.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:20

>>127 Can't ride a motorcycle without thinking about TRON.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 02:17

>>128 faps to Yori from Tron.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 03:33

>>129 founded digibutter.nerr

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:52

>>130 Paid a prostitute to have sex, but couldn't ejaculate until he strated thinking about catgirls.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 02:13

>>131 has a creepy catgirl outfit that he dresses up in to masturbate.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:17

>>132 owns all the first-generation video game consoles.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:49

>>133 traded them to him for a vacuum tube from ENIAC.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 13:14

>>134 Shattered his vacuum tube because he slipped while moving his pile of Einstein books.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 15:17

>>135
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137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:00

>>136 owns a shirt that says "There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary and those who don't" on it.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:45

>>137 listens to rush

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:46

>>138 Stuck his penis into the internet.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:57

>>139 Has spent half of his life trying to refute the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 02:45

>>140 is Shahriar Afshar.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 08:32

>>141 is Gene Ray

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 10:27

>>142 is always wearing a condom, in hope he ever get's sex

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 15:47

>>143 Owns a blow-up doll of an anime character

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 17:57

>>144 pays for dates with Anigao Girls.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:52

>>145 Pays for several drinks to get laid by a girl. Unfortunately, even the drunkest girl still sees that >>145 is a pimply fat ass.

147 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5403 02:13

>>146 runs a pimply fat ass fetish photography imageboard.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:31

>>147 was photshopped into a female anthromorph, and then fapped on.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:36

>>148 did the photoshopping and also the fapping.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 14:28

>>149 commissioned the work over the Internet

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:04

>>150 waited for days to make his post because he loves Pokémon.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:23

>>151 learned the keyboard shortcuts to produce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 21:17

>>152 actually looked up how to pronounce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:01

>>153 didn't have to look it up.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:15

>>154 Has spent 20 years trying to build a machine that goes faster than the speed of light.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:23

>>155 is Bob Forward's love-child.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:27

>>156 is a LARPer.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 21:01

>>157 got angry about >>153 writing "pronounce" instead of "produce"

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:15

>>158 actually notices stuff like that.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:29

>>159 is inu 42

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:32

>>160 honestly believes >>153 should've said "produce" and has made a large number of rage filled webpages regarding this matter.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 02:55

>>161 subscribes to >>160's RSS feeds on those pages.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:17

>>162 Once was awake for 3 days debating about why Star Trek TNG is inferior to the first season of Star Trek.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:32

>>163 wants a rematch, to avenge his loss to >>162.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 17:30

>>164 Will understand everything said in the rematch.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 19:25

>>165 is the ref for the rematch.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:34

>>166 nearly went bankrupt buying stupid crap on ebay, until he sold that same stupid crap on ebay.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 14:08

>>167 bought the stupid crap from >>166

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 21:26

>>168 first sold the crap to >>166

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 22:39

>>169 is the manufacturer of said crap.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 00:32

>>170 does his AD&D calculations using a program which he programmed on his ti-83. He also doesn't trust dice rolls for the chance of the number not being entirely random due to the probability of the dice having weights in them or being have made in China, so he generates random numbers using the same calculator.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:05

>>171 didn't play that game, because >>171 knows all the weaknesses of pseudorandom number generators.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 08:57

>>172 implemented a Mersenne twister on his Ti-83.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 09:39

>>173 tried to post on 4ch with a PSP

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:40

>>174 has a DS loaded with Lucky Star fansubs.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 15:38

>>175 is the Stallman

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 15:44

>>176 has the Lisp Alien tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:11

>>177 has "made with secret alien technology" tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see... his penis.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:25

>>178 feels the need to painfully spell out jokes.

180 Name: @ : 1993-09-5411 00:25

>>179 thought it was cooler to point that out than to go for metahumor and memes and explain that >>178's penis will never be seen IN THE DARK OF NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT by JISAKU JIENS during SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS.

[spoiler] It wasn't. [/spoiler]

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 01:58

>>180 added a "needs more ______" to a joke that actually was funny.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:31

>>181 took a funny picture and made an unfunny macro out of it.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:33

>>182 took that unfunny macro and integrated it into every aspect of his life.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 03:29

>>183 designed the font Impact.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:34

>>184 Can't change his underwear without yelling "MAI PANTSU! MAKE UP!" and waving a magic wand simultaneously.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 22:31

>>185 Insists that the 1980 version of HG2G is better than the 2005 version.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:10

>>186 made both versions of HG2G

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 06:39

>>187 is Cyan Helkaraxe

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 06:53

>>187 made a flux capacitor.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 08:32

>>189 would only ever get caught speeding while driving drunk because hey it was a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and a plutonium supply

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 20:15

>>190 would try to make a blue-shift joke to the cop to get out of the speeding ticket.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:05

>>191 Spends a ton of money on the newest CPU, and the first thing he does is overclock it until it stops working.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 23:24

>>192 told a girl in his class that she looks like the female replicant in bladerunner

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 01:42

>>193 Told a girl in his class the she has Mai Shiranui boobs.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 10:13

>>194 went to class dressed up as Andy Bogard

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:45

>>195 Went to class as Bridget from guilty gear.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 19:50

>>196 collects train miniatures

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:30

>>197 Collects anime girl miniatures.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:56

>>198 collects train-themed mechamusume figures.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 03:32

>>199 refers to one of his train-themed mechamusume figures as "mai waifu~".

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 04:44

>>200 operates an anonymous "semen on train-themed mechamusume figures" imageboard

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 05:18

>>201 is angry that >>200's imageboard uses kusaba

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 05:41

>>202 opened his own imageboard to try and rival >>200's, but it only has 3 users.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:17

>>203 read Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 15:16

>>204 masturbated to The Sussman.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 15:37

>>205 has a homemade EXPERT PROGRAMMER t-shirt.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:54

>>206 sings along to ``We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells'' every night.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:56

>>207 Has every AD&D product that was ever made.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 18:57

>>208 is Gary Gygax' illegitimate son.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:11

>>209 maintains a massive collection of neo-geo cartridges, but refuses to play any of them, even the already used duplicate titles.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:50

>>210 Has a mint in box Nintendo ROB, mint in box Sega Master System, and every cartridge and accessory ever made for each system.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:09

They used >>211's room to film The 40 Year Old Virgin.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:38

They used >>212's life story to script The 40 Year Old Virgin.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:56

>>213 Built his own particle beam accelerator out of stuff sold at Radio Shack.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:33

>>214 blog is entitled "My hard-on for the LHC"

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 01:55

>>215 has a blog

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:39

>>216's blog is only for discussion about weatherproof overcoats

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 04:02

>>217 considers >>216 an amateur, vis-a-vis overcoats.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:56

>>218 Prefers to fill his blog with discussions about white briefs.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:16

>>219 looks like Gordon Freeman

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:17

>>220 smells like Gordon Freeman

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:53

>>221 wears a HEV suit everywhere he goes

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55

>>222 never wears an HEV suit, as he never leaves the basement.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:56

>>223 created a 3D animation demonstrating protein synthesis

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:21

>>224 was inspired by this and folded 50 WUs in a single night using a cluster he made from computer parts his friends let him borrow.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:32

>>225 is sad that he had no one to borrow computer parts from to make such a cluster.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 09:51

>>226 never misses an opportunity to post a Beowulf cluster joke on Slashdot.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 15:19

>>227 is CmdrTaco.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 16:03

>>228 is CowboyNeal

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 16:35

>>229
drives an electric car

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:01

>>230 drives a hybrid

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:17

>>231 drives an electric car powered by a miniature arc reactor he built in a cave from a BOX OF SCRAPS

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:26

>>232 is a panda. A panda who likes Star Trek.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 22:20

>>233 calls himself an Ailuropoda melanoleuca

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:28

>>234 is Tremarctos ornatus, the spectacled bear

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:32

>>235 just projected his furry persona on to >>234.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:41

>>236 gave a projector artificial intelligence.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 04:53

>>237 Speaks middle and old English.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 05:23

>>238 can freely translate between elvish, orcish and klingon

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 06:46

>>239 stalks Gene Roddenberry

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 08:54

>>240 changed his porn star name to Gene Proddenberry.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 09:15

>>241 is a Geek-Otaku, collecting everything about geeks.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:08

One day, a 39 year old women with a ticking biological clock said "Dear Jesus, please send somebody to get me pregnant." >>242 appeared, and the woman said "I take that back."

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:52

>>243 Is a Debu-Otaku, he has a lot of stuff about DEBU ONNA.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 02:01

>>244 attempts to force cross-thread pollination every chance he gets.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 03:43

>>245 attempts to be forced to cross-dress every chance he gets

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 07:01

>>246 spends 10 hours a day sorting, categorizing, and labeling his shotacon picture collection.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 21:47

>>247
is a failing-to-being-loved fujoshi who stalks at other fujoshis and dreams of a beautiful, romantic bf and ends up being deceived and being raped mercilessly by some "monsters"!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:37

>>248 Attempted to duplicate the Tron lightcycle scene using a Vespa scooter and a flag.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:59

>>249 bought a Vespa to try to be more like Haruko.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 04:06

>>250 immediately thinks of FLCL when he sees the word "Vespa."

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:57

>>251 never stops thinking about FLCL.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:43

>>252 Says things that make about as much sense as FLCL to ordinary people.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:02

>>253 forces cross-dress thread attempts every chance he gets

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:06

>>254 attempts cross-dress forces every chance he gets

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:08

>>255 tries to use the Force every chance he gets.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:31

>>255 attempts threading cross-dresses every chance he gets

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 08:40

>>257 's glasses are so broken he couldn't even notice that someone posted a reply to >>255 before him.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:37

>>258
Is a cute, sexy and cool meganekko!

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 03:01

>>259 is a japanofile

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 05:01

>>260̓I^Nł`

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 05:15

>>261
is Japanese, stalking Channel 4 BBS to know what really happen to the western world (no offense here......)

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 07:16

>>262 desperately tries to avoid offending people in hopes that they won't beat him up.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 07:40

>>263 gets beat up a lot and is jealous of others who try to avoid it.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 08:25

>>264 writes it ^N and no one disputes his right to do so

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:11

>>265
Is a troll

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 23:54

>>266 lurks in Internet forums day after day, waiting for the opportunity to accuse some random person of trolling.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 00:29

>>268
Volunteered as Channel 4 BBS moderator without other moderators consent.

269 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5433 14:04

>>268 Jisaku Jiens

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:27

>>269 Chibi Chinpo

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:43

>>270 is internet addict

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:44

>>271 Worships Lain Iwakura

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 09:42

>>272 dislikes the Latin alphabet

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 09:58

>>273 is the internet version of Dexter

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 11:12

>>274 named his son Poindexter.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 11:59

>>275 Is a maniac

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 15:30

>>276 is in love with Sakura Kinomoto.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:06

>>277 knows who Sakura Kinomoto is.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:44

>>278 spent several weeks mastering pronunciation of the 'r' in 'Sakura Kinomoto'

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:54

>>279 Is Shaoran

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 18:41

>>280 has anime mods for oblivion

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 18:49

>>281 designed them.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 19:21

>>282 Owns every product that had Asuka's image on them.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:41

>>283 Is an otaku

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:44

>>284 built a bunch of Halo weapons from cardboard.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:55

>>285 built a working copy of Halo out of cardboard.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:58

>>286 Is an amateur game designer..

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 02:18

>>287 is Ulillillia.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 11:47

>>288 is a very popular and respected member of many anthropomorphic sex communities who draws his own characters having sex in diapers, before doing it for real disguised at a convention.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 13:53

>>289 Is an Encyclopedia Dramatica contributor

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 18:02

>>290 is a wikipedia contributor

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 19:11

>>291 created his own wikipedia fork because he was unhappy with the direction of the article Sources and influences on the development of Dungeons & Dragons.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 00:27

>>292
Writes custom CSS for every page he visits in order to place a semi-transparent picture of Captain James T Kirk in the background.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 00:57

>>293
Is a a cool web designer who uses most of his time, coding.......

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:39

>>294 Sent a piece of hate mail to Maddox, and it was so well done, Maddox couldn't put it on his own page, otherwise it would clearly show that >>294 is 100 times cooler than Maddox.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 19:46

>>295 is Maddox

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:45

>>296 knows what the heck that means

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 03:47

>>297 is pretending that he doesn't.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 12:04

>>298 Eats beef jerky only because Maddox does.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 18:58

>>299 fails at achieving 300GETs

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:23

>>300 stays up all night waiting to pounce on a GET.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 19:36

>>301 will become an hero b/c he missed the get.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 02:16

>>302 Would rather 42GET in a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy thread.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 05:19

>>303 is 101 posts away from 404GET.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:26

>>304 made a geek joke, making them the bane of their peers.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 07:44

>>305 has an alpha-geek complex

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 18:46

>>306 will go into a fit of pure blinding rage when someone claims Picard is superior to Kirk.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 19:19

>>307
Has several websites dedicated to proving his point of view.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 19:25

>>308 peruses those websites

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 20:03

>>309 has donated money to them to keep them online

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 22:01

>>310 spends that money on the websites, rather than beer and bitches

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 00:16

>>311 Can't donate to those websites because he spent a fortune on his wormhole generator that hasn't even accomplished anything yet.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 00:33

>>312 Successfully found the way how to contact with another interstellar civilization and was extremely rich due to his dark past.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 00:57

>>313 thinks that would make an award winning comic book series

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 02:09

>>314 is drawing it manga-style.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 06:37

>>315 didn't make a joke about pi.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 08:03

>>316 caught it before >>315 or >>314 did, making him the geekiest out of the three.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 10:18

>>317 Is Nagato Yuki

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 13:04

>>318 wishes he was.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 13:17

>>319 is posting on this board just like everyone else.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 16:13

>>320 Is a crossplayer.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 17:09

>>321 failed to correct >>320 for not correcting >>319 because the correct word to use was gwereh, not gwash.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 17:11

>>321 failed to correct >>320 for not correcting >>319 because the correct word to use was gwereh, not gwash.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 17:11

>>323 used a back button in a ghardcoreh browser that doesnft prompt you to resend forms.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 18:59

>>324 uses elinks.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 21:10

>>325 wrote The Hacker Manifesto

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 21:33

>>326 translated the Hacker Manifesto into Klingon.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 22:45

>>327 checked it for errors.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 01:06

>>328 Has everything that contains a 6502 CPU.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:12

>>329 Listens to Dragonforce and Rhapsody.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:14

>>330 is Herman Li

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 19:31

>>331 Can have a serious debate about Dragonlance vs. Forgotten Realms

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 20:26

>>332 could win such an argument

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:08

>>333 praised himself because he wanted to look cool on 4-ch

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:42

>>334 knows he's cool, 'cuz his Mom told him so.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 23:19

>>335 is a hikki!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 00:31

>>336 Has a hard time making friends because he tends to state the obvious.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 19:39

>>337 drinks more Bawls than the average person drinks water.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 01:23

>>338 Knows everything involving the Slayers rock band and anime.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:41

>>339 Collects unreleased NES and SNES protype ROM FILES.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 07:16

>>340 Loves bullet hell games!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 08:21

>>341 Is on the chess team, with the AV and glee club, speaks JavaScript as fluently as he speaks Klingon, and does vector calculus just for fun.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 13:38

>>342 likes to reference popular culture because he knows it makes him funny.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 14:45

>>343 is a Wikipedia contributor

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 15:46

>>344 is a Wikipedia administrator

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 16:37

>>345 is Wikipedia itself

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 17:10

>>346 wrote the Wikipedia software itself.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 18:21

>>347 obsessively masturbates to photographs of Jimbo Wales.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:02

>>348 obsessively photographs Jimbo Wales.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:23

>>349 obsessively collects Jimbo Wales' fallen hair

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:34

>>350 has his own wikia dedicated to Jimbo Wales fetishism.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 01:31

>>351 spends his days linking articles to Jimbo Wales on Wikipedia.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:05

>>352 cosplays as Jimbo Wales.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:07

>>352 is Jimbo Wales using a sockpuppet.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:20

>>354 is an average person who, through great time and expense, found the IP of Jimbo Wales' home PC, and using 1337 h4xx0r 5k1llz, turned it into his own personal proxy which he uses to browse the internet, hoping for someone to recognize the IP and mistake him for Jimbo Wales.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 07:39

>>355 is Jimbo Wales, scaling the internet high and low in hopes of exposing the luser using his IP as a proxy by flattering random bbs users

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 10:16

>>356 is such a nerd.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 13:09

>>357 is the potentiometer calling the toggle black.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 14:23

>>358
Is such a nerd I don't even have to point it out. Just look at his post.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:58

>>359 sometimes wishes he didn't have to hide his intellect while talking to hot girls.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 02:56

>>360 sometimes wishes he could hide his small penis while taking his pants off in front of hot girls.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 03:17

>>361 will never get the chance to take his pants off in front of hot girls.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:17

>>362 has taken his pants off in front of hot two dimensional girls.

364 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:27

>>363 has taken pants off of hot two dimensional girls.

365 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5476 06:36

>>364 takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 08:43

>>365 got all teary-eyed writing that story.

Actually, I got kind of teary-eyed reading it.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 09:21

>>366 got kind of teary-eyed reading it.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 11:12

>>367 used the tears from >>366's post to lube his dick while he masturbates to two dimensional women

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 12:17

>>368 was been raped by his long lost sweet looking cousin who was also a fujoshi and a loner to which she can't handle her cousin's cuteness after she accidentally hit him while playing SD Gundam online. Both of then later falls in love and starts making love almost everyday due to nobody likes them and hides their act from their parents..

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 15:43

>>369 dreams of this every night and faps to it in the morning.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 14:22

>>370 wishes he could assist

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:29

>>371 is a Panda.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:53

>>372 built and programmed a virtual panda to keep him company.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:56

>>373 bought the plans and built himself one too

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 02:26

>>374 was the middle man and operator of pandaparts.com

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 13:07

Everyone in the thread didn't noticed how >>256 got away. >>376 will not make the same mistake with >>375 .

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 00:43

>>376 Is frustrated because his NGE pillow fell apart recently.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 20:58

>>377 is feeling smug because his Moetan pillow recently arrived.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 22:39

>>378 Just finished typing his credit card number into a website that sells 2 Ruri pillows for the price of 1.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 22:44

>>379 has a whole warehouse of pillows.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5498 18:38

>>380 has a whole warehouse of pillows empty for xmas

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 17:25

>>381 is anxiously awaiting being gifted a Ruri pillow.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 00:31

>>382 is sick of all of this pillow talk.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 18:33

>>383 secretly wants a hugpillow. Maybe then he wouldn't be so very very alone.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 21:54

>>384 made avatars of all his friends in The Sims 2 and made them have sex with each other.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 01:50

>>384 was the only friend who didn't complain; he asked for the data to use on his game.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 01:57

>>386 wouldn't have fucked that up if he wasn't switching between DQN and hentai.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 16:29

>>387 has a whole list of bookmarked hentai sites.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5502 18:58

>>376 returns to make sure that >>385 does not get away. He does this out of the same sense of duty >>388 feels as he reviews bishoujo on his blog.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 00:21

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME NERD?

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 16:13

>>390 is insecure about his own nerdyness and so makes fun of his fellow nerds. Also, >>389's sense of duty was developed from JRR Tolkien's books.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 16:14

>>391 does not want to be the thread-killer, and so I'm helping him to not be.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 17:42

>>392 is the Legolas to >>391's adventurous spirit. The both of them will, after browsing all of DQN (and even posting!), proceed to LARP deep into the night.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:25

>>393 Cosplays as a Ghostbuster and yells "Don't cross the streams!" while peeing at a trough urinal.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 16:35

>>394 Is working on a time machine just so he can see Akira the day it hit the theater.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 18:33

>>395 attempted to transform his room into a small cinema using a few rickety old wooden chairs and both his friends, so he could pretend, if just for a few moments, that he was attending the Akira premiere.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 20:07

>>396 rides around on his segway yelling "TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO" at old ladies.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:54

>>397 Commissioned a motorcycle customizer to make a duplicate of the famous motorcycle in Akira. He had to sell the rarest comic book in his collection in order to afford it.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 23:07

>>398 frequently induces headaches upon himself in hopes of developing telekinetic powers. Unfortunately this only has the effect that his head hurts a lot and attains extremely hard erections.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 00:14

>>400 has telekinetic powers and used them to blow up Tokyo.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 04:03

>>400 is actually >>401 but accidentally murdered the real >>401 because he has little control over his newly acquired telekinetic powers. Wait a second.....

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:00

>>401 is actually >>402 who used the just finished time machine by >>395 to stop >>400 who is actually >>401 who accidentally murdered the real >>401 with his telekinetic powers.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 06:22

>>402 could carry on a chronologically convoluted conversation for hours but nobody would listen except for >>404 who is now >>403 (>>404 disappeared along with >>401) so unless he can find the original >>404 he will be lonely forever.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 15:31

>>403 Is still deciding what time he should program into >>395's machine

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 10:08

>>404
Is such a noob that he didn't make a joke about his post being 404.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 11:54

>>405 is such a nerd he noticed 404 is the same as an HTTP error code.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 01:00

>>406 knows HTML error codes.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 07:43

>>407 Writes his own custom HTML error pages featuring an anime character shaking her head.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 15:59

>>408 knows each and every anime character used by >>407 in his custom error pages.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:51

>>409 didn't make a joke about formula 409 so therefore he is a n0ob.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 15:56

>>410 knows the exact chemical composition of Formula 409.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5516 16:45

>>411 sometimes fantasizes about being ravaged by feisty polymer chains.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:26

>>412 Quotes the Paranoid Android when he is depressed.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:40

>>413 Doesn't use a parachute to skydive. He uses the greatest Gatchaman cosplay ever.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 00:32

>>414 uses .jp proxies to post on 2ch.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 21:43

>>415 Can smuggle anything past the great firewall of .ch

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:10

>>416 The trekkie who has never been defeated in a "Spock is superior to Kirk" argument finished in a draw with the trekkie that never was defeated in a "Kirk is superior to Spock" argument.

They then put aside their differences in order to prove that Star Trek is superior to Star Wars.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 07:18

>>417 lost to >>416 and his friend when trying to prove that Star Wars is superior to Star Trek

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 12:13

>>418 was upset that Babylon 5 never entered into the conversation between >>417, >>416 and >>416's friend, but his own failure to bring it up due to his fear of social rejection only adds further to his feelings of self-loathing.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 14:34

>>419 believes that if he, >>418 and >>417 were to form a debate trio, they could flawlessly prove the reigning superiority of Babylon 5.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 22:38

>>420 has had wistful dreams about being a Babylon 5 character, only to wake up and feel horribly, horribly alone.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:30

>>421 dreams about cruising across the universe with Tuvok

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 08:45

>>422 dreams about >>421 and >>420 on a epic quest to achieve the golden >>419

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 16:07

>>423 is collaborating with Clonepa #46 to turn his post into a visual novel.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 20:53

>>424 cosplays as Prof. Oak and knows all the Pokéraps.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 01:56

>>425 Crossplays as Sailor Moon

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 06:05

>>426 sews the costumes to facilitate it.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 08:34

>>427 assures >>425 that he isn't fat and ugly in hopes of getting some otaku action. >>426 sits in a corner, crying and masturbating at the same time.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 12:16

>>428 secretly wishes he was a mahou shoujo like Sailor Moon, so he could dress up in cute costumes with ribbons on them.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 01:23

>>429 Is a member of >>428's support group, and a Card Captor Sakura crossplayer.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 15:50

>>430 tries to find all the connections between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 19:52

>>431 is a connection between Tsubasa and Cardcaptor Sakura, seeing as how he's intently watched and read everything ever released by CLAMP.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 01:40

>>432 Went to an eye surgeon to have his eyes appear more anime-like. The surgeon misunderstood, and proceeded to use lasik and get rid of those nerdy glasses.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 00:02

>>433 understands all the anime references in this thread.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 03:58

>>434 wrote a search algorithm rivaling that of Google which scours the internet looking for and cataloging anime references in forum posts made by people who are most likely girls. He has not acted on this information yet.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 12:10

>>435 Owns the soundtrack CD to every hit videogame that had one, plus several soundtrack CDs from umpopular videogames. For videogames that never had a soundtrack CD he made a file format converter, burned the converted files to a disc, and then printed a disc label that looks like the real thing.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:05

>>436
Posted in this thread

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:43

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:40

>>438 makes ample usage of double-quoting to save himself from using his squeaky, terribly high-pitched voice.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:03

>>439 Is a guy that speaks Japanese in a terribly squeaky high-pitched voice, because he learned it from bishoujo anime and Dance Dance Revolution songs.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:36

>>440 is a Japanese Panda

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 01:48

>>441 was kind enough to make >>440's Panda costume for free, because he learned the fine art of clothes making, and has a full time job making really fine complex costumes, selling for thousands of dollars each. Too bad >>441 Could have been making more money if he know how to make fancy wedding dresses.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 21:51

>>442 has memorized the name and role of every named character in the Legend of Zelda series, and most of the roles of the unnamed ones

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5528 22:46

>>443 Learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of famous swords. Now he is combining that with other sciences so that he can stab someone from across the room, the way Link does when he has a full set of hearts.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 14:18

>>444 learned how to shape metal, only to make copies of mahou shoujo staffs.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 16:20

>>445 knows the names of at least 200 different mahou shoujo anime, and has costumes for cosplaying as the main characters in each one (costumes designed by >>441).

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 18:02

>>446 spends his days on the internet pushing people to talk about mahou curtian shooters to the exclusion of all else

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:21

>>447 got bored learning insignificant anime statistics, and instead went to learn about every Japanese movie that resembles Godzilla in some way.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 00:25

>>448 attempted to enact a law which would banish all American Godzilla films in virtue of their "culturally insensitive material". Much to his dismay, this only served to bring more attention to Godzilla's foreign legacy. He is now unable to feel smugly superior while enjoying "Godzilla eats sushi and only slightly enjoys his meal" (1969).

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 05:17

>>449 was the person known for doing all of his maths calculations with a Curta™ math grenade in high school.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 06:03

>>450 keeps up a regular correspondence with his favorite seiyu, even though their responses are all variations of "Please leave me alone."

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 19:07

>>451
Knows every single Japanese variation of ''Please leave me alone'' due to his online stalking of Japanese schoolboys.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 21:59

>>452 pretended to be a Japanese schoolboy at one point. When encountered by >>451, he replied "I would like to make a bukkake with you", but was promptly ignored because >>451 is not like that.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 09:12

>>453 makes vinyl models out of DQN captchas

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 11:16

>>454 makes resin ones.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:44

>>455 sells both resin and vinyl ones

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 15:47

>>456
Purchases said vinyl and resin models.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 16:13

>>457 is gonna take you back to the past / to play some shitty games that suck ass.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 18:19

>>458 would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear than play any more horrible video games.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5532 18:51

>>459 plays visual novels.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 13:28

>>460 knows the kingdoms hearts OP theme by heart.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 17:44

>>461 Knows the entire Kingdom Hearts script by heart

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:08

>>462 knows the scripts of every Final Fantasy game yet released by heart, including the Tactics spinoffs.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:13

Ate the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and downed it with beer in order to avoid playing certain videogames.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:29

>>464 thought it would be hilarious to cast a cloaking spell on >>463, because he is a humongous RPG nerd.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 21:50

>>465 wishes he was Kona-chan's computer

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:37

>>466 knows every single DQN song by heart(including Tite) as well as the url to the song thread it was created in.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 23:36

>>467 rallied his local church to sing "Jesus phase" as the opening hymn each Sunday. Not surprisingly, his proposal was accepted on the spot.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 09:30

>>468 has more knowledge about otaku culture-related media than his PC which has a 4TB RAID 0 in disk space and can easily replicate the data manually bit-by-bit in case of a disk failure.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 11:56

>>469 Also has a 4TB RAID system, it is dedicated to nothing but chicks with dicks.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 16:00

>>470 is in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's largest porn collection and was voted "least likely to get laid" by his high school class.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 01:10

>>471 has memorized all the records in the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 01:22

>>472 has been attempting to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for the past five years. They refuse to admit an entry for "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public".

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 02:40

>>473
Started a petition to allow a "Longest a man wearing a schoolgirl outfit has been in public" entry into the Guinness Book of World Records.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:52

>>474 Prefers to be the longest cock ever stuck inside a girl's sailor suit, which is one millimeter longer than >>473's.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:44

>>475's complexion resembles Arm & Hammer toothpaste

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 17:36

>>476's complecion resembles a pepperoni pizza with paper-white cheese.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:12

>>477 proves theorems which were already proven all night long. Get a life already, bicycle-reinventor!

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 22:06

>>478 submits new ways of proving theorems to all the major academic journals, no matter how obscure or unintelligible they are. His most notable submission was "Representations of non-Abelian Lie groups in N-dimensional pepperoni space".

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 08:13

>>479 draws geometric shapes on his plate using pizza grease.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 10:47

>>480 cuts them. With his penis.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:01

>>481 watches abstract pizza delivery porn where the people are chess pieces and the toppings are cheese, go pieces, and shogi pieces.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:43

>>482 directed said porn

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 05:35

>>483 wrote a program that spells dirty words on a chess board with game pieces using the optimally least amount of moves.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 00:35

>>484 Had to throw away several keyboards because they became stuck together with pizza fat and jizz.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 15:48

>>485 Thought "Primer" was a pretty cool movie.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 20:10

>>486 is a nerd.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 21:14

>>487 has memorised all nine Primer timelines and the pertinent information regarding their points of intersection.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5547 22:05

>>488
Has created over 100 theoretical Legend of Zelda timelines.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 00:20

>>489 Writes his college term papers using Star Wars text.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 03:56

>>490 wrote a program that writes all his college term papers in optimally eloquent Star Wars text.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 05:36

>>491 plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5548 06:23

>>492 also plays DND with double cheese pepperoni pizza as a grand prize, but demands that the participants call it "Orcish cheese war-bread" instead of pizza.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:50

>>493 Can't play DND because of ADD. He simply watches anime that make most people say WTF.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:53

>>494 Can't play DND because he's too busy investigating Loop Quantum Gravity.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5551 16:57

>>495 has figured out loop quantum gravity and is now engaged in refining M-theory to a single, scientifically respectable theory.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 06:15

>>496 understands what he just typed.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 16:58

>>497 is too busy re-playing the entire Legend of Zelda series to look up what >>496 posted.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 22:53

>>498 has stretch marks, because he got fat fast.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:04

>>499 writes his exams in both English and Elvish, just in case.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 04:11

>>500 Only writes in Elvish.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 04:25

>>501 only talks to his friends who only talk in Elvish.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 08:33

>>502 is the only one who speaks lojban. This is why he has no friends left.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 16:27

>>503 is developing a hybrid of lojban and Japanese so that he will be understood by absolutely no one.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 22:42

>>501 Failed to realise that >>500 didn't write in Elvish because he was too busy fapping to a picture of Princess Leia in her slave outfit.

>>502, >>503, >>504 because they all failed to see >>501 fail since they were playing WoW at the same time they post on DOKYUN.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 09:15

>>505 read too much stories about Sherlock Holmes.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 14:32

>>506 has developed an acute form of delusional schizophrenia from pretending his everyday life is as mysterious as Sherlock Holmes'.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 20:10

>>507 has posted in this thread at least 76 times.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 23:18

>>508 is #77.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5556 22:25

>>509 plays starcraft better than most of korean.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 23:36

>>510 lacks the masculine qualities of facial hair and muscular structure.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 23:37

512GET

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 01:06

>>512
Specifically got the 512GET because the first computer that he ever bought came with 512MBs of RAM, and it brought back happy memories.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 04:04

>>513 remembers when 64k was enough for him.

515 Name: -_- : 1993-09-5558 04:43

beg your husband to fuck you but he preffers play videogames or study science.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 05:24

>>515 knows >>514 so well that >>516 feels a covalent nerd bond between himself and >>514.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 06:28

>>516 and >>515 attempted to make a triple nerd handshake with >>511 (who is clearly not a nerd). But he punched them in their faces!

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:02

SYN, SYN+ACK, ACK. >>517 Always initiates conversation with his friends using the three-way-handshake.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 16:56

>>518 leaves DDR machine only to take a quick rest.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 17:07

>>519 leaves DQN only to run to his local convenience store and demand udon before, at the confusion of the cashier, settling for cup noodles.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 17:29

>>520 changed his middle name to ctrl+alt+del

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 18:23

>>521 changed his last name to Sir Cast-a-Lot.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:07

>>522 misses the dial-up noise from before broadband.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:27

>>523 can still diagnose connection problems simply by listening to the dial-up noise.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 00:27

>>524 can whistle a perfect 2600Hz tone on demand

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:21

>>525 hosts a dial-up BBS. Though, itLs getting too lonely there...

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 00:55

>>526 has hosted three successful dial-up BBSes over the last 20 years, as well as four failed ones. He is currently preparing to launch his eighth BBS.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 01:37

>>527
Knows this as he is a BBS enthusiast and hosts and regularly updates an internet database of dial-up BBSes.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 01:45

>>528 was interviewed and appears in Jason Scott's BBS Documentary.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 07:48

>>529 beats NetHack in 20 minutes

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 14:08

>>530
What's NetHack, you NERD?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 16:13

>>531 has never heard of NetHack because he is a REAL PROGRAMMER and mere computer games are no challenge for a REAL PROGRAMMER.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 16:44

>>532 Programmed Nethack

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:21

>>533 believes Tuomo Valkonen is a god among men and can do no wrong.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:46

>>535 finds Nethack boring and would rather play a better nerdy game, which isn't really saying anything.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 19:49

>>535 plays dwarf fortress

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 19:56

>>536 posts in all lower case and without punctuation because his native language is Python.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:09

>>537 was rehabilitated for using such a degree of abbreviation that often times he would only type using one side of the keyboard, because he programmed assembly code.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:35

>>538 Knew about All Your Base long before it spread across the internet.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 02:38

>>539 likes to shove Linguica up BeAy's and Mordeth's ass.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 03:04

>>540 considered posting that in Tengwar before he remembered that not all browsers support Elvish runes like his does.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:47

>>541 is a skilled assassin in Unreal Tournament games, but is the first to lose in paintball.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:02

>>542 spends day by day in attempts to invent a warp technology.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 01:23

>>543 beat >>542 to it.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 07:22

>>544 was the only person wearing starfleet uniform during graduation party.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 13:54

>>545 recognized that uniform.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 14:35

>>546 is better than the school system.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 00:39

>>547 designed the school system

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 11:40

>>548 is a faggot.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 14:17

>>549 just recently switched from fido to the internet in order to post his nerdy videos on fancy youtube. As a result, he met a new word "faggot" which meaning he tried to understand by posting it to somebody else.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 20:06

>>550 is too smart for this board

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:07

>>551 laments the days when cultured gentlemen garnered respect in their community, and has attempted to establish central meeting places based on several enlightenment style philosophical unions. So far he has only mildly succeeded with "Peaceful Positivists" and "Sapere Aude Kantian Kommons", but considers just moving to Cambridge.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:42

>>552 just wants to be loved.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:47

>>553 Has the periodic table of elements printed on his underwear, his bedsheets, and his wallpaper. However, he doesn't need it printed it anywhere, he memorized all of it.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:48

>>556 invented the world's first time machine but caused a time paradox by encoding the instructions on how to build a time machine in >>554 and >>555. His attempt to repair the time-stream failed, as you can see, by his post >>999.

556 Name: 6th new gene aka. DQN Puzzle!3I4SJbCh8M : 1993-09-5576 05:48

>>555
is my son.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 23:03

>>556 is incapable of being a father because he spends his days locked in a closet, listening to internet jazz and playing touhou. No girls know he exists. Very depressing.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 04:04

>>557 shot a wad of semen into a time portal, which impregnated some woman, and then she gave birth to a cruel totalitarian leader that ruined the era, and then created a time paradox.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 08:07

>>558 predicted when and where said time portal would open up, and had his daughter stand in the exact spot, such that her vagina would receive the rogue semen. The experiment was a success.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 17:10

>>559 Owns a Kryptonite mine.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 17:17

>>560 tried to build his own Fortress of Solitude, only to fail because of lack of funds.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 22:46

>>561 Built a custom computer with a combined espresso maker for all night LAN parties.

563 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5580 00:51

>>562 doesn't like all night LAN parties.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 02:25

>>563 Can't afford a DeLorean for his time machine prototype, and has to settle for an IROC Camaro.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 09:39

>>564 watches Alvin and The Chipmunks every day, whiping his manly tears.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 13:21

>>565 can't spell whipping.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 03:33

>>566 Can't afford a whipping from that one chick in the classified ads. He spent so much money buying a collector's edition box set of Highlander blu ray discs, that he had 3 cents left in his bank account.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 16:15

Pen on the floor
>>567's hitting desk with his head
Hokku is hard

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 23:56

>>568 Owns a 5 Gigapixel camera with 14,000X zoom.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 01:26

>>569 used >>568's camera at the front of his spaceship travelling at 99.9%c to SEE THROUGH TIME

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:51

>>570's warp drive warped through time during test. As a result it crushed three drunk men to death in some small village in siberia in 2015.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 13:25

>>571 once attempted to sue CERN for potential damages caused by rogue bosons traveling through time.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 17:03

>>572 once attempted to sue CERN for stealing one of his warp drive experiments.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 02:39

>>573 Created an H-game that uses the WII controller for special purposes.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 03:23

>>574 refuses to admit how good playing it felt.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 11:00

>>575
Is #1 speed-runner in this game

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 11:45

>>576 played it at a friend's house, and when beckoned to stop playing and go to sleep, he exclaimed that it was very long, hard, and that he wanted to stay up late to beat it.

578 Name: !FBBsp78uhk : 1993-09-5591 11:48

>>577 Got his WoW account suspended again.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 21:07

>>578 let baby die due to negligence. Reason: Earning income on WoW. >>578 also uses a tripcode to 'feel special' on internets.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 21:43

>>579 pastes "( ˃ ˂)" into the name field every time he posts on DQN just so that he can say he's one of the few people who DOESN'T post without a name, without the stigmas of name and tripcode usage.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5591 23:58

>>580 sees no higher code of honor than that of anonymous BBSes.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 00:27

>>581 thinks anonymous BBSes are stupid and that Usenet is still the best place to stop for REAL discussion.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 10:52

>>582 thinks people actually discuss anything on usenet.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 19:03

>>583 wishes he knew how to find usenet.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5593 16:36

>>584 visits technology-related Usenet groups on a regular basis.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 00:34

>>585 is a regular contributor to Usenet groups. He has ethics, or something, and thus helps new users with their technical issues.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 02:21

>>586 has been exchanging sweet nothings with his Usenet sweetheart for going on 20 years now. Maybe one day they'll meet, and his life will be complete.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 03:39

>>587 downloaded vocaloid because he will never get a real girl to sing for him.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 16:20

>>588 remembers when he was young, dumb, and horny, staying up late nights to feed input to his sweet vocaloid. Now he's an adult, mature, and holding a steady job. He recently saved up enough cash to buy a Real Doll.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 20:44

>>589 wishes he had >>588's life

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 21:17

>>590 is a 4chan /b/ regular.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 22:02

>>591 knows that no dokyuns actually visit /b/, but, because he wants desperately to sound cool, mentioned it anyway.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 02:53

>>592 pretends he's never posted on 4chan /b/ for fear of being mocked by his dokyun "friends"

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 07:09

>>593 just made a grown man cry ;_;

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 13:29

>>594 missed the point of the thread

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 20:50

>>595 would usually have said "ITT we miss the point" but feels less than his usual enthusiasm for TLAs today.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 23:32

>>596 Always wears a pocket protector.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 05:34

>>597 didn't want to ask what TLAs are for geuine fear of being flamed

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 07:38

>>598 uses Google SafeSearch when looking for images

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 10:43

>>599

Thinks checking "do not filter my search results" constitutes a bold and edgy lifestyle.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 14:41

>>600 is such a nerd that he failed to seize the 600get.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 22:09

>>601 wishes he could delete his post, as he supposes someone may flame him for caring about hundred-post-increment gets.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 00:05

>>602 is disappointed not only that he missed out on the 600GET for himself, but that it was GOT by a bad post too.

604 Name: Piyoko the Tripfag : 1993-09-5603 18:55

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605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 08:46

>>604
Ain't no tripfag as I see know trip. What a nerd.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 09:09

>>605 is taking Ebonics lessons for the purpose of expanding his social horizons.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 17:22

>>606 is taking Japanese lessons for the purpose of understanding what the heck is going on in the Touhou games without English patches.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 21:06

>>607 never had any problem understanding Touhou because he's known japanese since when he was making vhs fansubs in the 90s.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 21:43

>>608

Runs BSD from his toaster oven.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 23:32

>>609
Helps >>608 write BSD toaster kernels.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 01:52

>>610 is a BSD toaster beta tester. His favorite part is where he gets to set the heating plates in such a way that they draw smiley faces on his toast.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:31

>>611 has 4 toasters pre-ordered

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 02:47

>>612 Was making fansubs in the 1980s, and inspired >>607 to become a fansubber.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 02:09

>>613 Is called a hacker by everybody he meets.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 03:44

>>614 looks down on those who do not hide their particularly acute computer skills.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 03:50

>>615 sleeps with a 7 of 9 body pillow.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 13:02

>>616 has nine body pillows and seven of them are Ayanami Rei.

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619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 14:05

>>618 looked up body pillows on ebay after reading this thread

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 14:17

>>619 believes he has all the answers. His family asks why he doesn't go on Jeopardy if he's so smart. >>619 believes his family to be full of simpleminded idiots.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 15:41

>>620 isn't actually a nerd, and only speaks the truth.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 15:45

>>621 actually liked "Thus Spoke Zarathustra", instead of reading about half of it and putting it on their MySpace 'favorite books' like any good normie.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 18:02

>>622 is >>620

>>619 is now worried about spies

Also, DQN has troubles.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5615 22:33

>>623 doesnt know how to post in the right thread.

Wait that isnt nerdy at all.

>>623 knows where all the w's carry out.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 04:10

>>624 thinks Hegel is cool.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 22:46

>>625 Owns a Toyota Prius, just so he can tell everybody exactly how gasoline-electric hybrid systems work.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5637 23:19

>>626, after watching Iron Man, spent many sleepless nights wondering if he really could build an arc reactor to run his Prius on.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 07:46

>>627 is a solid-state Neko-Arc reactor.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 11:39

>>628 thinks Neko-Arc is above low tier in melty

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 18:08

>>629 knows this to be true.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 19:59

>>630 posts here at 4-channel like the other 5 of us.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5638 23:31

>>631 thinks there are more than 3 posters here at 4-channel.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5639 11:40

>>632
Made an entire party of robots in SaGa 2. Hope you like having no money.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 01:51

>>633 Would have won the Nobel Peace Prize for that thing he invented in his garaged, if only the Nobel Peace Prizes actually went to science, not hippies.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 13:13

>>634 get antsy if he goes too long without looking at a shell

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 15:28

>>635 bought an ant farm

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 17:47

>>636 wrote an ant farm screensaver

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5652 18:14

>>637 hypothesised and tested if ants look like snowmen when you pull their legs off

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:11

>>638 Sold a new in box Millennium Falcon to pay for machinery to test >>637's hypothesis.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 17:47

>>639 developed an elaborate scheme to use carefully applied ant pheromones to take over the world with a mighty ant army, but got distracted by a GameMaker remake of some Zelda game before implementing it.

Shame; it would have worked.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5657 23:37

>>640 Wrote a Shining Force clone in GameMaker in order to distract >>639

642 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5658 04:58

>>641 once made a request of Blaque by XCB.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 03:05

>>642 once wore a panda fursuit while posting to DQN.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 05:23

>>643 won't deny that he's always wearing a hat with some representation of animal appendages sewed on, but don't you dare open up that drawer there's nothing special in there shut up shut up shut up go awayyyyy!!!!!!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 17:33

>>644 sculpts little clay dolls of everything he sees pictures of on the internet, then masturbates onto them.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:05

>>645 Sells clay doll bukkake movies

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:20

>>646
Stars in >>645's clay doll bukkake movies.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:36

>>647
Buys >>645's clay doll bukkaku movies.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:27

>>648 steals >>645's bukkake movies from >>647, then painstakingly edits the cover to say "bukkaku" instead of "bukkake". Without doing so, he cannot achieve orgasm.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 20:50

On the other hand, >>649 only has to spin intricate webs of intrigue between previous posters in this thread before he can orgasm.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 01:31

( E-E) bukkaku is such a better word though....

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 04:15

>>651 tries to derail threads. Also, "bukka-ku" literally translates as "moonlit night" lol

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 04:15

>>>>651 Dresses up like an anime doll and then INVADES POLAND

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 05:27

>>653 takes secret upskirt photos of >>652 dressing up like an anime doll

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 14:42

>>654 buys secret upskirt photos of >>652 dressing up like an anime doll

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5675 15:16

>>655 secretly takes upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 03:26

>>656 secretly buys upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 12:04

>>657 openly buys upskirt photos of people dressing up like anime dolls and sells them to people

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 18:59

>>658 Is a member of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5676 19:19

>>659 is the founder and president of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 11:36

>>660 is the founder member and largest financial contributor to a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:22

>>661 is the recruiter of a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:00

>>662's request for membership in a club that trades upskirt pictures of people dressing like anime dolls was rejected by >>661, who said "we can't accept such a giant nerd".

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:02

>>663 is far too shy to look up a woman's skirt.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 22:28

>>664 once looked up a Barbie doll's skirt. He immediately went blind.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 18:11

>>665 ran a D&D campaign based on the bible.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 21:24

>>666 nonchalantly ignored a 666get as he does not have time for such childish things

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 00:18

>>667 Is constantly seraching for more things that equal 42.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 12:59

>>668 is so geeky that he makes up words.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 15:54

>>669 spends a lot of time on forums debating the difference between 'geek' and 'nerd'

671 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 1993-09-5680 15:56

>>670 writes LISP/Haskell fanfic.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 21:56

>>671 is RedCream from World4ch.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 22:21

>>672 's weapon of choice is his taste for untasteful attire

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 23:38

>>673 walks without rhythm because he's clumsy.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5681 03:29

>>674 could do this, or he could that, but instead stays at home by himself.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:45

>>675 Cross dresses as an office lady to escape the boring world of being a guy in a tech support office, and bought that custom office lady suit from a fat fetishist's website, sine no ordianry office lady is as fat as >>675.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:33

>>676 is the fat fetishist who sold >>675 his custom suit.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:59

>>677 is the largest supplier of custom office lady suits to the West.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 22:55

>>678 Got tired of seeing people play guitar hero, and proceded to invent "Eurobeat synthesizer hero" to try to change the minds of people. He simultaneously cosplays as the guy from Initial D that drives an old Toyota Corolla to experience a greater effect.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 01:05

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5688 03:08

>>680's voice sounds different each time he speaks for want of enough speaking to establish a firm voice.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 08:26

>>681
Joined his college's music club to realize his dream of living out Nodame Cantabile

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 17:48

>>682 learned english watching Moetan.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 10:10

>>683 showed >>682 how to learn English by watching Moetan.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 23:25

>>684 actually managed to beat a South Korean professional Starcraft player... Twice. He then taunted the poor Korean using the Korean language, which he learned just for that purpose.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 15:13

>>685 is depressed after reading this thread and realising that 76.4% of the comments made also apply to him.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 20:40

>>686 actually counted up the comments that applied to him and worked out the exact percentage

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5698 22:45

>>687 counted the anime shows not joked about in Excel Saga.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 12:34

>>688 wrote a threatening letter to the creators of Excel Saga including >>687's list and demanding that they feature in upcoming issues.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5699 15:14

>>689 wrote an angry letter to Enix for not re-releasing Justbreed for a current videogame console or portable.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 04:25

>>690
Played every version of Ys2.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 01:06

>>691 is a Lensman, Jedi Knight, and master of the schwartz.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5709 18:03

>>692 gets off exclusively on fanart of his furry persona

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 05:12

>>693
Eats ramen noodles for every meal.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:41

>>694 has a technodrome instead of a truck or van.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 11:17

>>695 read ever single post in this thread and has yet to find someone who is more nerdy than himself.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 19:27

>>696 ranked every post by nerdiness, and his post still ended up being the nerdiest.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 20:18

>>697
wears a t-shirt that says "talk nerdy to me."

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 22:47

>>698 was lead role in wierd al's white and nerdy video

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 00:26

>>699 Has a warehouse filled with Magic The Gathering cards.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 01:03

>>700 was so excited about making a post ending in two zeroes that he called all of his friends to tell them. That is, he would have if he had any friends.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 17:11

>>701 is such a nerd that he doesn't even have friends on teh internetz

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 18:55

>>702 is such a nerd he is unable to tell fantasy from reality and often does dangerous, reckless things with the thought of "If anything bad happens I'll just reset the game and start over from my last save point"

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 20:53

>>703 keeps backup saves in RPGs so he can play the last twenty hours over again in case he made a mistake

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 21:59

>>704 referred to moving back in with his mom after he lost his job as "reverting to an earlier save."

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 23:50

>>705 refers to his living space in mom's basement as "the ancient and unholy temple of the ancient sith lords"

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 00:42

>>706 believes that it is indeed possible to restart real life from the last save point and try again, but he would never do it, and he looks down on anyone who would ever even consider it, derisively calling them "save scummers".

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 03:29

What did you do to that dead body?

Death is the only answer.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 04:30

>>708
is such a nerd that he can't keep his DQN threads separate.

710 Name: Return of Tripcode!f3I49rNqe2 : 1993-09-5714 06:55

>>709 is such a nerd that he's seriously debated about Meta Knight's banning in Brawl.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 11:19

>>710 had serious qualms about the way Meta Knight was depicted in Hoshi no Kirby and wrote many letters to the producer complaining about it.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 05:42

>>711 went to japan hoping to get a japanese girlfriend, but ended up with a body pillow.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 06:42

>712 went to Japan hoping to get a body pillow but ended up with a bag full of doujinshi.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:24

>>713 went to Japan hoping for a bag full of doujinshi but ended up forgetting how to properly reference posts at a critical moment.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 10:49

>>714 remembered how to properly reference posts at a critical moment but ended up with a Japanese girlfriend. She left him after mere hours due to his extreme nerdiness.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:34

>>715 is exactly the right amount of nerd to get a Japanese girlfriend who won't leave him.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 15:27

>>716 cosplays as his ideal Japanese girlfriend. Alone.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 15:57

>>717 stalks >>716 and sadly masturbates to pictures of him cosplaying alone as the ideal Japanese girlfriend, trying to work up the courage to ask him to play a game of pretend

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 19:34

>>718 is a closet fujoshi who secretly creates doujinshi about >>717 and >>716 having hot, steamy buttsex

720 Name: ctrl+c, ctrl+v : 1993-09-5725 13:03

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 22:59

>>720 broke the chain of posts, indicating that he has stopped having denial about his nerdiness.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 17:02

>>721 Looks through all of his local newspapers in order to spell check it himself.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5727 14:25

>>721 have never once found spelling errors in his local newspaper due to >>722's perfect proofreading skills.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 23:13

>>723 is a nerdy bird soaring above us other nerds

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 01:13

>>724 Is a nerdy rocketship pilot soaring above >>724

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 01:42

>>725 understands the concept of time paradox and how it is most easily invoked via space travel

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 00:16

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5754 01:13

>>727 Makes Weird Al Yankovic look like a jock.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 23:37

>>728 Bought an RV just so he could travel from one nerdy convention to another year round.

730 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5784 08:30

>>729 Has a pillow with a life size picture of Rei on it

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 09:16

>>730 Points out flaws in They Might Be Giants songs

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 22:39

>>731 can name every mobile suit from the original Kidou Senshi Gandamu and all of their technical specifications, but doesn't know anything about the later series because >>731 is an elitist and finds them distasteful.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 00:27

>>732 Knows every statistic about each car in Initial D, but can't change the oil in his own car, because no Volvo was ever in Initial D

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 11:08

>733 won in World of Warcraft and several other MMO games.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 12:50

>>734 always posts in green text when his post number is the same as any year in which a Frisian king died.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 13:47

>>735 practices Old Frisian in the mirror every day and has invented a constructed language based on what English would be like today if Old English and Old Frisian switched places.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 13:57

>>736 ist so ein Nerd, dass er sich wahrscheinlich in der Lage zu schließen, was er hier gesagt, das ist, was ich vorstellen, wäre die Sprache, wir wissen, ob Altenglisch wurde mit alten friesischen.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 03:51

>>737 is fluent in English, Japanese, Klingon, the language of the Orcs of Lord of the Rings, the language of the Elves of Warcraft, and the language of the Dwarves of Dwarf Fortress.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:36

>>738 wrote three librojn en Esperanto.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:55

>>739 speaks to himself in Lojban.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:24

>>740 locks himself in his room for weeks just to program all the time.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:48

>>741 uses a bedpan so he doesn't have to leave his computer. Then he pays a nurse to empty it.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:31

>>742 was considered smart once

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:07

>>743 no longer goes to Mensa meeting because the people there are "stupid and don't understand me"

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 23:30

>>744 is the sole creator of every known piece of AA.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 20:45

>>745 documented every known piece of AA on his own AAWiki, to which nobody else but spambots contribute.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:45

>>746 built said spambots in order to take down the wiki of >>745 in which >>746 was a former partner. After the falling out, on whether it should include ASCII art or not, >>746 made his own wiki and started the war. >>745 is largely unaware of these attacks and thinks the spambots are real people as >>746's markov chain based botcomments are quite convincing. In the end though, the apparently inflated userbase of >>745's wiki will win over more legit users, including >>744 who declares the wiki 'AAwesome'. >>746 later is found to have hanged himself.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 01:53

>>747
Documented the whole story on his own wiki where he documents lots of AAWiki stories.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 22:09

>>748 created an endless loop of self-referencing wikis to TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 17:04

>>749 links annoying people on IRC to random TV Tropes articles to get rid of them.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 17:43

>>750 is so annoying he doesn't need to read any anymore.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:24

>>751 was an avid player of a number of MUDs in the 90's and now spends his days ranting on various internet forums about how the MMO industry has given into "the carebears."

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:54

>>752 is Avasyu. Enough said.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:03

>>753 Has an IV bag witha feeding tube so he doesn't have to stop typing in order to eat.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 02:37

>>754 Makes his console purchase decisions based on what consoles get the newest Shutoko Battle game

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 03:49

>>755

Doesn't own any consoles except his Atari 2600, which he plays daily and avidly in his basement, refusing to play anything newer because it's "all glamorous graphics and no gameplay".

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 08:16

>>756 owns a gaming monitor, a gamer graphics card, a gamer mouse, a gamer keyboard, and gamer speakers, and eats gamer snacks, and yet still talked trash about the Killer NIC.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:35

>>757 compulsively defends the Killer NIC on BBS.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:57

>>758 goes to BBS to troll holy war threads

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 10:00

>>758 has been following the arguments for and against the Killer NIC for years, and updates his blog about who he thinks is currently winning daily.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 13:21

>>760 feels ill when he doesn't get first comment on said blog.

762 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5846 22:46

>>761 once wrote an e-mail spam script to attack someone who disagreed with him on an obscure message board.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 11:19

>>762 spent a year writing a blog in which he roleplayed as a minor character in a popular RPG.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 13:59

>>763 read that blog.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 02:43

>>764 Refreshed the page frantically every midnight on update days to comment "FIRST" to every post.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 21:27

>>765 Created a script on that blog to prevent >>764 from making some stupid first post.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 13:13

>>766 wishes he was a NEET.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:32

>>767 Wishes to be Sakura.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:45

>>768

Created a data base with profiles of every anime character to ever have the name Sakura in the entire history of anime.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 01:45

>>769 has used >>768's database multiple times.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 03:43

>>770 One-upped >>768 by creating a database with profiles of every anime character with a status above "silhouette in a crowd."

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 04:02

>>771

Masturbates to mecha schematics.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 10:51

>>772's interests are so abstract that table legs arouse them.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 00:43

>>773 Interests involve girls with flat chests and magic wands.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 23:16

>>774 dedicated the better half of a lengthy essay entitled "Popular Portrayals of Modern Wizardry" to the phallic symbolism of magic wands.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 23:50

>>775 used a magic wand as a dildo while listening to >>773

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 05:54

>>776 has erotic fantasies about anonymous posters on the internet

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 07:36

>>777 fears the Uninstall Wizard

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 09:19

>>778 writes terrible-quality erotic fanfic about Dumbledore.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 12:17

>>779 read it.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 16:02

>>780read it and gave constructive criticism to >>778

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 18:12

>>781 fapped to it, took a bow in front of the engraved photograph of Satoru Iwata, then proceeded to eat pie with mom

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 00:47

>>782 can actually tell Satoru Iwata apart from the rest of the chinks and dongs.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 01:35

>>783 Can tell the difference between a empty computer disk and a full computer disk just by looking at it.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 02:39

>>784 Can tell the contents of a computer disk just by looking at it.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 10:44

>>785 Can tell which sectors the contents are located in by just looking at it.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 10:55

The best >>786 can do is telling the content of a computer disk by writing "cat /dev/hda" on his bash shell and watching the data scroll quickly on the terminal, therefore he will never be as cool as >>785 and that makes him burn with envy.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 18:36

>>787 Has his own moe-shrine.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 19:24

>>788 visits that shrine monthly.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 00:07

>>789 turns to pray towards the shrine five times daily

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 09:35

>>790 is a moe-slem

792 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5881 10:13

>>791 calls his home the moe-cca

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 18:44

>>792 escaped persecution in moe-dina

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 19:01

>>793 just met a lady named Dina-Moe Humm.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 21:10

>>794 know what ℳℴℯ means

796 Name: ( ˃ w˂) : 1993-09-5881 22:54

>>795 Created Moe

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 23:33

>>796

Can recite the names of every Pokemon and its stats.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 23:46

If every Pokemon >>797 has ever caught were laid end-to-end, they would circle the Earth seven times.

799 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5882 10:34

>>798 Knows the weight and radius of the earth

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 10:59

>>799 knows the wight and radius of >>798

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 08:14

>>800 Knows the latin name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined but in reality is a blunt brute who is rather clumsy.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 09:11

>>801 knows the Klingon name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear a blunt brute preoccupied with a nebulous concept of honor but in reality is smart and refined.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 20:45

>>803 knows the Esperanto name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined and preoccupied with fine cigars but in reality smokes blunts.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 22:06

>>803 communicates in a stream of binary bits.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 22:31

>>804 communicates in a Klingon/Binary creole

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5883 23:16

>>805 Communicates in sign language while wearing a Power Glove.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 00:33

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:03

>>807 is by no means a nerd, not being highly intelligent or socially awkward or having obsessive hobbies, but she does dress in Geek Chic fashion and call herself a nerd because she's really an otherwise unappealing ditz that can't get attention from non-dork males.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5884 23:36

>>808 is butthurt over untrue nerds.

810 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-5885 12:29

>>809 Obsessed over He-Man and the masters of the universe

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 12:39

>>810 masturbated to She-ra. Last night.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 21:59

>>811 cosplays as She-ra at anime conventions, even though she is not an anime character, in hopes that it will cause people to masturbate.

>>811 is a man.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5885 22:21

>>812 fulfilled the fantasies of >>811... several times

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 15:29

>>813 Cosplays as an extremely minor character so only the nerdiest of nerds will recognize him.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 00:10

>>814

Cosplays himself and thinks it's deep and meaningful.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5887 09:35

>>815 cosplays >>814 cosplaying himself and thinks it's deep and meaningful.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5888 13:22

>>816 finds recursion jokes entertaining.

818 Name: ( * *) : 1993-09-5889 09:32

>>817 finds recursion jokes entertaining.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 11:30

>>818 finds >>817's finding recursion jokes entertaining entertaining.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 14:33

>>819 finds papers written about why >>818 finds recursion jokes entertaining entertaining.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 17:49

>>820 Is in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the number of fake motivational posters created.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5889 23:50

>>821 writes the papers that >>819 enjoys.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 01:41

>>822 Created the Grand Unified Theory, but hasn't told anybody about it yet.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5890 08:07

>>823 harasses Greg GUTfeld about it every night in hopes that he is >>822.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 14:11

>>824 Lives in a tiny studio apartment, and has all the special gadgetry fount in a computer genius's mansion.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 18:37

>>825 wishes to have sex with RMS.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 16:38

>>826
Had sex with Stallman, hence the acronym. My CAPTCHA is flap.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 19:04

>>827 believes his captcha will begin to life and have sex with him.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 23:00

>>828 enjoys glamorizing an unrealistic image of male homosexuality through yaoi, mostly because precious few straight men have been interested in her.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 01:09

>>829 is one of those tools who adamantly argues that there are girls on the Internet.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 19:04

>>830 is one of those tools that gives free things to 'girls' in MMORPGs on the Internet.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 00:46

>>831 pretends to be a girl in MMORPGs to get free things.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5905 14:36

>>832 Is one of those "girls" that has more money and special items gained from posing as a "girl" than with completing missions and killing enemies.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 06:30

>>833 wishes to be a girl not even in MMORPG's

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 14:57

>>834 wishes >>833 was a girl so that they could hook up.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 15:48

>>835 actually IS a girl. A yaoi fangirl.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 02:00

>>836 Is a retro-otaku that has a warehouse full of anime made between 1980 and 1997, and frequently makes snobby remarks toward younger people watching newer anime.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 03:55

>>837's favorite video game is "Custer's Revenge".

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 16:03

>>838 learned machine language for the Motorola 6502 processor just so that he could write new games for his thirty-year-old Atari 2600 console.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 23:45

>>839 Owns everything that uses a Motorola 6502, and also owns everything with a Zilog Z80.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 01:22

>>840 Is currently in a parallel universe when the SEGA Master System/SEGA MKIII was much more popular than the NES/Famicom.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 11:15

>>841 uses terms like "parallel universe" with the casual assumption that everyone else will be familiar with this and other terms from science fiction novels.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 22:53

>>842 tries to insult other nerds to prop up his self-esteem.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 00:05

>>843's terminal shyness causes him to mumble his insult while looking down at his enemy's shoes and then run off before finishing the awesome insult he'd spent all week preparing.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 03:23

>>844 is incapable of speaking to people unless they are wearing clothes which suggest that they share an interest for graphic novels made in 1998

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 13:41

>>845 has a large collection of graphic novels from the 1980s and 1990s.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:41

>>846 Violently corrects people who use the American dubbed title of certain Animes from the 1970s and 1980s

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:12

>>847 Is a Shutoko Otaku because he loves Shutoko Battle games.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:39

When >>848 goes on Wikipedia, all the links are purple.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 16:18

>>849 clears his cache and browser history every few minutes in fear of someone finding out he visits futanari-boards.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 07:21

>>850 makes his futanari fetish publicly known through custom t-shirts.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 12:44

>>851 collects the rarest futanari manga in existence, and sometimes pays $2,000 for an extremely rare futanari manga.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 19:51

>>852 was forced by his mommy to sell all his futanari doujins, even the extremely rare ones.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 21:00

>>853 Bought all of >>852's futanari stuff.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 22:11

>>854 sees futanari as sinful, but prefers dicknipples.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 15:27

>>855 knows what "futanari" means, and you have to admit that's pretty nerdy.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:05

>>856 knows 100 things more extreme than futanari

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 19:15

>>857 tries to keep his powerlevel low by saying futanari is extreme.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 21:58

>>858 Is a cross dresser that buys all his clothes at Lane Bryant

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5932 22:48

>>859 designed Lane Bryant's website in the early days of the Internet

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 00:14

>>860 designed the internet, together with Al Gore.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5933 17:38

>>861 is ManBearPig himself, the Nerd King.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5936 00:31

>>862 Built the greatest climate research lab in his attic, and is now researching the impact of jocks on the environment

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5939 15:34

>>863 Built his own airplane from the ground up, using flight simulators.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 02:01

>>864 went to the bank to cash a paycheck for $512. When the cashier asked him how he wanted it back, he said "four $128 bills please."

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 03:16

>>865
Cashed a check from Don Knuth... because he had a spare.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 19:35

>>866 Built his own ghost busting machinery and fixed a haunted building, until he crossed the streams with his friend.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 00:55

>>867 could have told him that he must never cross the streams.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 05:33

>>868 is a wookiepedia editor.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5943 06:09

>>869 spelled "Wookieepedia" wrong. Do your worst, >>871.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5944 01:34

>>870 Created 100 different websites that are all like a miniature Wikipedia that sound similar, except they cover a smaller range of topics.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5950 17:51

>>871 successfully flew a Boeing 747 on the first try without any formal training because he played Top Gun so much that he landed the virtual Tomcat on the virtual aircraft carrier.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5951 20:58

>>872 knows his business, because he is a terrorist. A terrorist nerd.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 00:19

>>873 Doesn't wear a shirt without a pocket protector and at least 10 pens.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 21:19

>>874 is the previous poster to this post.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 19:09

>>875 imagines that the different options on Internet polls are political parties and tries to figure out which coalition would scrape a plurality.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 03:03

>>876 Uses hacks to vote thousands of times on one web poll, causing chaos for political analysts.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 09:53

>>877 wants me to laugh at him for reviving an old thread just to come up with a nerdy remark,

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5996 15:36

>>878 is laughing without irony.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5996 23:50

>>879 is on a low-irony diet, because his form of autism causes him to take everything literally.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 16:54

>>880 gets a tender feeling about caring officers when he reads 'two held by police after drug seizures'.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 18:56

>>881 Owns a real life version of the Akira motorcycle.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6024 00:00

>>882 pretends he's cool, extroverted, and has a lot friends whenever he's around people, but actually most of those "parties" involve a private carrel at the library.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 02:36

>>883 Has a museum of obsolete computer formats.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 15:00

>>884 hangs motherboards on his wall.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 17:45

>>885 has a pictures of his 8-bit computer collection in his wallet which he refers to as his "children".

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 20:33

>>886 has thousands of pictures of a certain anime girl that he calls "Mai waifu."

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 21:48

ENDLESS EIGHT

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 22:37

>>888 still thinks GETs are funny.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 00:30

>>889
Bought Haruhi season 2

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 16:24

>>890 Has the spider sense and knows how to use it.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 10:06

>>891 is eagerly anticipating the Spider-Man musical.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 00:37

>>892 Knows all the words to the AVGN Spider Man song.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 11:44

>>893 knows all the words to "I wanna be a VIPSTAR".

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 17:57

>>894 Is a paparazzi for a computer magazine.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 19:59

>>895 Built a starship that goes faster than ludicrous speed.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6070 19:58

>>896 spent his life savings on said starship.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 01:47

>>897 Built a castle in the sky.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 10:30

>>898 built a scale model of the Yamato out of earwax.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 12:15

>>899 built a scale model of earwax out of scrap metal of the Yamato.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 17:20

>>900 felt a violent surge of triumph at his get.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 19:11

>>901 is jealous that he missed a get.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 19:42

>>902 is afraid to admit that >>901 was just as much of a get as >>900.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:13

>>903 celebrates every post like a GET from 4chan's heyday.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 05:37

>>904 is the same person as >>900 >>901 >>902 and >>903.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:41

>>905 Carved his favorite anime characters into the side of a mountain, sort of like Mount Rushmore.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 00:08

>>906 Carved his favorite anime characters into his mashed potatoes, sort of like Mount Rushmore, but had to stop when his mother told him to quit playing with his food.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 01:44

>>907 is thirty-seven years old and still lives with his mother.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 03:01

>>908 is the mother of >>907. >>908 doesn't want >>907 to move out because he's all she has. >>907's father left >>908 for a women that doesn't collect Hello Kitty merchandise and isn't afraid of touching a penis. (>>907 was adopted).

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 01:13

>>909 was highly disturbed when in spite of the high production values and prodigious use of CGI in the first Rebuild of Evangelion film the aeroplanes nevertheless did not move in a realistic manner when banking.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 01:43

>>909 and >>910 doesn't realize that the above things don't make the previous posters nerds. Also, >>910 refuses to watch anything unless it is dubbed in Japanese.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 02:06

>>911 Has a phaser that is set to stun.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 03:56

>>912 reads Slashdot religiously.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 04:00

>>913 browses DQN so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 05:08

>>914 browses Slashdot so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 18:11

>>915 has a blog that gets slashdotted regularly.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 18:44

>>916 thinks 1YB is still to few

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 23:52

>>917 knows what a YB is.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 07:35

>>918 is proud of not reading Slashdot.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 12:19

>>919 Has a webcam that is just like the one in TRON.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 13:24

>>920 also has a webcam, thinks of using it for Chatroulette, but fears his social anxiety would make it awkward.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 14:47

>>921 learned to program sooner he learned how to tie his shoes.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 17:46

>>922 likes pose in front of the mirror with a fake katana.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 20:44

>>923 cosplays regularly at anime conventions.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 01:12

>>924 takes pictures of cosplayers, then goes home and carries on the proud tradition of journalism at Sankakucomplex by writing an article entitled "Sexy Otaku Convention Goddess Touhou Ecchi Cosplay Wardrobe Malfunction".

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 23:49

>>925 Slashdotted that article.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:44

>>926 worships CowboyNeal.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 17:27

>>927 can't tie his shoes very well, so he just slips them on and off so he doesn't have to.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 18:27

>>928 Built the automatic lacing shoes that were in Back To The Future.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 23:42

>>929 watched Back to the Future eighty-seven times.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 05:49

>>930 bought a replica Back-To-The-Future DeLorean, but does not drive it because he it makes him stand out to much which aggravates his social anxiety. However, he does sit behind the wheel and say "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads", over and over again.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 08:00

>>931 was an extra in Back to the Future.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 11:09

>>932 is Wil Wheaton

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 17:30

>>933 is Eddie Deezen.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 19:53

>>934 is waiting eagerly for the singularity.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 18:16

>>935 writes alternate prehistory fanfiction.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 15:31

>>936 draws rule 34 pictures.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 15:33

>>937 spends an inordinate amount of time organizing his porn collection.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 16:04

>>938 wrote shell scripts for the same task.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 23:25

>>939 is creating a new *ix shell command interpreter, which he will name for his animoo waifu.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 04:57

>>940 wrote the same thing than >>939, but in assembly level.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:39

>>941 accuses people of being pandas outside of DQN, and wonders why people don't really talk to him.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:39

>>942 accuses pandas of being people ironically.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:48

>>943 has Asperger's Syndrome and is therefore incapable of comprehending or using irony.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:27

>>944 Had his picture taken so that he would appear in the dictionary under "Asperger's"

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 02:42

>>945 knows how many toothpicks are left in the box

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 21:37

>>946 Built so many starships and time machines, that he now builds teleportation machines.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 00:38

>>947 Tries to use very complex mathematical formula to figure out the meaning of pieces of contemporary art.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 01:27

>>948 knew they should have used "formulae" but don't want to look ostentatious

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 23:14

>>949 had to try really really hard not to type "formulæ".

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 01:52

>>950 memorized the entire unicode character set.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 06:44

>>951 can eyeball mojibake and get the general gist of what it's supposed to say

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 14:29

>>952 reads mojibake by translating it to Esperanto then from there to English.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 15:49

knows the name of every microprocessor from AY2149 to Z-80

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 06:45

>>954 turned off Javascript to keep megahurtz devoted to folding@home

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 21:09

>>955 is a Panda.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:37

>>956 laughs hysterically when hearing "panda".

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:37

>>957 have gone bu~n IRL.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:55

>>958 is devoting his life to creating an IRL Emergency Mittens button.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 18:22

>>959 feels naked without his pocket calculator.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 20:07

>>960 went for halloween last year as a TI-80

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 21:15

>>961 learnt the dance from the ED of HeartCatch Precure but only ever performs it to his pet rabbit, Gerald.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 00:51

>>962 lives in mortal fear of GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 13:57

>>963 is GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS, and currently approaching >>962's position in his home made Pandamobile.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 16:15

>>964 Is Slayer Moon, sworn to defeat the GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS with a magic wand.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 18:31

>>965's bedroom is full of Sailor Moon figurines and hug pillows.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 20:37

>>966's bedroom is full of Card Captor Sakura figurines, hug pillows, fan comics, OST cds, and blu-ray discs

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:42

>>967's bedroom is full of Evangelion memorabilia instead.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 12:31

>>968 prefers to maintain ascetic purity in his obesession, and sneers at those who feel the need to prove theirs with merchandise.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:04

>>969 Doesn't buy collectible anime stuff. He steals it from the movie studio.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 19:33

>>970 steals it from >>969 instead.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 12:20

>>971 was put in prison for stealing. He claims the time spent in prison is the way to prove how much he loves his favorite anime.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:43

>>972 claims his hug pillows dropped the soap.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 21:01

>>973 Is a chubby chaser otaku that has a Real Drive mattress for a hug pillow.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 09:59

>>974 refused to wash his hug pillows until they paid their share of the rent.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 10:06

>>975 washes his favorite hug pillow every day while talking to it as if it's a mentally handicapped 14 year old girl.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 13:27

>>976 Had reverse eye surgery so he can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:18

>>977 wishes he could afford the surgery, having to put his hands next to his eyes and make "pew-pew" noises instead.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 14:44

>>978 creates messages that will self destruct

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:22

>>979 knows every wordfilters of this board.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:23

>>980 created his own imageboard.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:27

>>981 created his own imageboard, then banned everyone.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 23:13

>>982 just lost the game.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 00:57

>>983 lead to the destruction of 4chan

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 07:14

>>984 wears three wolfshirts in layers to triple his output of awesome.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:44

>>985 owns a Guy Fawkes mask, but never wore it because he's a shut-in.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:58

>>986 owns a Guy Fawkes mask too, but only wears it when he watches himself in the mirror while masturbating.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 22:29

>>987 feels socially anxious about the approaching end of this thread.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 02:42

>>988 often projects yet blames others for doing so.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 15:53

>>989 Earned thousands of dollars by leveling up other player profiles.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:31

>>990 is annoyed by the continued use of .rar and .zip in a time where .7z is available.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 22:58

>991 wrote his own compression program

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 23:11

>>992 has posted many rants to Usenet about lossless compression.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 00:20

>>993 dreams of having an asteroid named after him.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 00:32

>>993 wrote a report in the eighth grade about the arc/zip controversy

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 02:35

>>995 reads reports as a hobby.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:24

>>996

Is a loser and I don't like him.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:27

>>997 is that meathead who beat me up and stole my lunch money in primary school

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:28

>>998 is such a nerd he replied to himself just to get the last post of the thread

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