How to prank the world with helium balloons, fishing string, and road flares.
( ß ƒŽß) What?? Retards.
Fish aren't attracted to road flares, they won't bite.
When I started fishing, I couldn't catch anything for a long time. Then my father showed me what I was doing wrong. I wasn't thinking about which bait to use, I was just throwing any old bait into the water. He taught me which kinds of bait attract different kinds of fish, so I studied lots of different types of bait inside-out. Before long I was catching dozens of fish every outing. First you must master bait, then you can catch the big fish.