[PART 4] DQN Madlib! (38)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 17:45

>>7,12,23 noun
>>5 noun (abstract)
>>17 adjective
>>19 dwelling
>>6,15 body part
>>21 emotion
>>28 relationship
>>3,14 occupation
>>10,26 person
>>18 person (plural)
>>4 color
>>11,24 first name
>>8 container
>>13 number
>>16 liquid quantity
>>22 liquid
>>27 vehicle
>>2,20 vehicle (plural)
>>29 weather condition
>>9,25 exclamation

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 18:22

threads

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 18:30

grandpa

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 18:42

testaceous

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 23:21

What the fuck is the story?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 23:57

fingers

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 00:45

mittens

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 04:23

swimming pool

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 09:42

ARGH

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 10:34

Edward Teach

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 15:45

moon unit

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 16:15

ice cream

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 18:20

13

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:31

( ˃ ヮ˂) : MITTENS!!!!!!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:33

butt

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 04:36

a fucking gallon

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 05:25

DQN quality

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 12:18

VIPPERS

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 14:23

mud hut

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 16:04

partyvans

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 18:22

pure unrelenting desire to rape

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 18:22

ass-tears

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 21:09

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 22:08

Joshua

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 23:02

frosted butts

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 04:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "DQN Madlib".
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27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 04:49

automajigger

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 05:27

arch-nemesis

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 09:45

RAINING DICKS

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 13:31

Someday I want to ditch this grandpa job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, Moon Unit "Raining Dicks" Argh, hijacking an automajigger. The old edward teach fights him off, but Argh starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Frosted Butts, vippers!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him an a fucking gallon of ass-tears, so the audience knows this Moon Unit character is mean and dqn quality.

Enter our hero, Joshua Testaceous, who is a rookie ( ˃ ヮ˂) : mittens!!!!!!. He is pure unrelenting desire to rape, because of a mysterious mishap with a mittens. The old edward teach, it turns out, was his arch-nemesis, so he chases the badguy down in a series of what the fuck is the story?-packed chase scenes that take place in threads and partyvans. It climaxes with a fingers fight in a mud hut.

"You'll never get away with this!" Joshua Testaceous yells as he punches "Raining Dicks" Argh's fingers.

"Frosted Butts, vippers!" Argh hollers back.

Testaceous beats Argh, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive ice cream that a squeeks is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Testaceous races against time, snatches a swimming pool away from the squeeks, pulls out the ice cream inside, and defuses it with just 13 seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that Argh isn't really dead. "Frosted Butts, vippers!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty butt muscles. But then Testaceous skewers him with a 23, and it's all over.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 15:04

I'd buy a ticket to see that.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 03:59

An explosive swimming pool full of ice cream. Hell yes!

33 Name: Artist of the VIPPERs : 1993-09-5472 10:20

Hmmm... I could illustrate that.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 10:38

>>33

It must be done.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 15:56

If you payme enough ;)

36 Name: Artist of the VIPPERs : 1993-09-5472 19:11

Okay then, I'm putting Title on my ghetto blaster and I'm getting to work.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 23:39

>>36 yo what's up

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 23:24


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