Does the title really say that there is a monster at the end of this thread?
Oh no! I'm afraid of monsters.
Okay, I've got a plan. If no one posts in this thread, we'll never reach the monster. Got it? So whatever you do, don't post.
Monstrosity of molesting THE MOLESTAR!
>>999 is the MOLE★STAR, a burning bright constellation of Talpidae.
>>999 does not want to hurt your feelings, but he cannot go on like this. He hopes that you and him can still be friends.
I hate getting that molestar in animal crossing, always getting angry because I didn't take the time to save...
( ・-・) >>34 you are a fat head, I welcome the monster I will control it and ride it like a horse
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( ゚∀゚)彡 Monster! Monster!
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Okay, so I think we're in agreement that the monster at the end of this thread is the dreaded MOLESTAR, hitherto to be renamed ●★. I have heard that speaking it's name gives it power...
So, let us discuss: what's to be done about ●★? Are there any monster or paranormal experts out there who have any ideas?
>>53 Using a star instead of space is way too mainstream.
MOLESTAR should be rather ●♥★ or ●**@**★
Quick★Fix: ● @ ★
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( ゚∀゚)彡 MORRUSTARU! MORRUSTARU!
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>>719 here. I have traveled back in time to warn all of you that the monster is real! I realize I am risking everything to warn you, but it must be done! Whatever you do, don't post anymore in this thread! You will know that this horrible fate has been averted if my post ceases to exist!
Dang, guess this fate is unavoidable - might as well post to our fates...
You silly occultists will look like fools once we reach >>999 without a scratch!
Just like global warming, we must look at the pros and cons of our actions. Do we A) post further in the hopes that at the end nothing terrible will happen? B)Post further in the hopes that something terrible WILL happen? C)Not post and save ourselves the trouble. D) Make this thread VIP quality.
also, like any good environmentalist, I have posted in this thread, furthering my hypocrisy.
I say we install fluorescent light bulbs in this thread and keep on posting.
Tomorrow is gonna be better. And so is the tomorrow after that. And the one after that, so on and so forth for a little while. 933 tomorrows later we will realize what a horrible mistake we made in believing that the tomorrow today will always be like the tomorrow tomorrow.
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Are we sure the monster isn't >>1000? That would explain why there's no monster at the end of this thread. Because there isn't.
(・∀・) >>1-48,50-74 are all the monster
This thread will be closed at >>998, because horror where you don't see the monster is hip and edgy.
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What if there really was a scary monster at the end of the thread, but it was successfully fended off by our ability to not reach 1000 posts?
It's still lurking
I can feel it watching us