The monster at the end of this thread (86)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5522 18:33

Does the title really say that there is a monster at the end of this thread?
Oh no! I'm afraid of monsters.

Okay, I've got a plan. If no one posts in this thread, we'll never reach the monster. Got it? So whatever you do, don't post.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 15:11

Monstrosity of molesting THE MOLESTAR!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 16:22

>>999's just a molester for your love.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 10:18

>>999 is the MOLE★STAR, a burning bright constellation of Talpidae.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 10:30

>>999 does not want to hurt your feelings, but he cannot go on like this. He hopes that you and him can still be friends.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:11

I´m pretty much sure that >>999 is the MOLE@STAR

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:20

I hate getting that molestar in animal crossing, always getting angry because I didn't take the time to save...

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:44

( ・-・) >>34 you are a fat head, I welcome the monster I will control it and ride it like a horse

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:00

>>43 and I will ride it like a mechanical bull!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 02:05

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡
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46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 04:02

>>45
You.

YOU are the monster at the end of this thread!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 04:28

>>46
But >>45 is not at the end of the thread. Ergo, the monster must be... YOU!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 05:58

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Monster! Monster!
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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 06:38

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50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:04

>>49
Are you the MOLE★STAR we were promised?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 14:02

>>50 MOLE♥STAR!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:09

Okay, so I think we're in agreement that the monster at the end of this thread is the dreaded MOLESTAR, hitherto to be renamed ●★. I have heard that speaking it's name gives it power...

So, let us discuss: what's to be done about ●★? Are there any monster or paranormal experts out there who have any ideas?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 17:21

●★● Disregard >>52. There is no monster at the end of this thread, especially not one named "MOLE★STAR," and saying "MOLE★STAR" certainly does not give MOLE★STAR power! Feel free to say it! Say it as much as you like! Show >>52 he's wrong about MOLE★STAR!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 17:28

  _  ∩
( ●∀●)彡 MOLE♥STAR! MOLE♥STAR!
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55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 18:55

>>53 Using a star instead of space is way too mainstream.
MOLESTAR should be rather ●♥★ or ●**@**★

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 18:56

Quick★Fix: ● @

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 22:07

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( ゚∀゚)彡 MORRUSTARU! MORRUSTARU!
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58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 23:37

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Ungeheuer! Ungeheuer!
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59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 00:42

According to >>567, >>999 also has the last chapter of Berserk.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 03:16

>>719 here. I have traveled back in time to warn all of you that the monster is real! I realize I am risking everything to warn you, but it must be done! Whatever you do, don't post anymore in this thread! You will know that this horrible fate has been averted if my post ceases to exist!

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 14:39

Dang, guess this fate is unavoidable - might as well post to our fates...

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 19:52

>>719-san, please be careful! Molester is just a few posts further!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 04:34

You silly occultists will look like fools once we reach >>999 without a scratch!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 16:23

Just like global warming, we must look at the pros and cons of our actions. Do we A) post further in the hopes that at the end nothing terrible will happen? B)Post further in the hopes that something terrible WILL happen? C)Not post and save ourselves the trouble. D) Make this thread VIP quality.

also, like any good environmentalist, I have posted in this thread, furthering my hypocrisy.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 16:36

I say we install fluorescent light bulbs in this thread and keep on posting.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 17:20

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67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 17:56

Tomorrow is gonna be better. And so is the tomorrow after that. And the one after that, so on and so forth for a little while. 933 tomorrows later we will realize what a horrible mistake we made in believing that the tomorrow today will always be like the tomorrow tomorrow.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 01:36

>>999 is a panda

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 03:52

>>68 is a communist

>>999 will bring about a rain of mutton

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5569 07:40

>>999 IS MY FRIEND
>>999 IS MY ENEMY
>>999 IS A PANDA
>>999 IS AN INFIDEL

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 14:54

You fools! Don't you realize that >>1 is the REAL monster! we have to post as fast as we can or he'll catch up! >>999 has the only exit out of this thread!

72 Name: ( ˃ o ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:16

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73 Name: ( ˃ o ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:35

>>71

( ´ヮ`) my god! I think we're on to something here!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:36

Are we sure the monster isn't >>1000? That would explain why there's no monster at the end of this thread. Because there isn't.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 21:03

(・∀・) >>1-48,50-74 are all the monster

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:24

hmm... interesting Twilight zone//I Am Legend twist, >>75. By saying that we, humanity are the monster...

but seriously, I know you're the monster, I've seen what you look like:

  /  ● | ● \
< ( <●> | <●> ) >
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77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 13:26

>>999 IS BROFIST

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 00:19

>>999 IS BECKY THE HEDGEHOG

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 18:26

This thread will be closed at >>998, because horror where you don't see the monster is hip and edgy.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 20:18

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81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 22:08


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82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:44

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83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 02:47

YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED
GAME OVER

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 19:02

What if there really was a scary monster at the end of the thread, but it was successfully fended off by our ability to not reach 1000 posts?

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 22:06

>>84
Thank goodness for that! Amen.

86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10049 18:30

It's still lurking

I can feel it watching us

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