ITT we find flaws in a perfect world (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:29

( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 18:39

( -) Dramatic ripoff of Mario Kart

( ) A world where time travel is possible, without having to worry about paradoxes!

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 18:58

( -) The idea itself is a paradox.

( ) A world where I had a funnier idea for this post than this one!

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 19:41

( -) Still no one would care.

( ) A world where healthy food was more prevalent and/or tasty!

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 23:12

( -) Some people are hoping for an early death.

( ) A world filled with hope!

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 00:48

( -) We're already living in it.

( ) A world where all musicians are equal and therefore everyone knew of every single artist so there is no "mainstream" defined by advertisement, but instead the most-listened bands being the best ones.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 14:40

( -) Your argument is invalid

>all musicians are equal
>the best ones

( ) A world where we didn't have to find flaws in our perfect worlds

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 19:37

( -) But then I would never get to do my ( -) face and I like to do it from time to time

( ̃) @IDOLMASTER!!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 20:55

( -) No objections there, just mix this one with the caramelldansen idea and there's your perfect world.

( ) A world where communism was applied to Western/Eastern/European media rather than an economic system and actually worked!

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 23:44

( -) Dictatorship of the bystanders who can't speak straight sentences? I don't see how that could actually work. That world would implode on itself like Riven due to the inborn paradox!

( ) A world where I accidentally 93MB of .rar files!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5754 01:05

( -) An incomplete file that is 95MB

( ) files that download completely the moment you want them!

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 14:54

( -) Your computer would have to entangle two particles, take one particle and have them travel the speed of light until it was 5 minutes into the future. THEN, your computer from the future would notice you wanting to download something, communicate with the particle you placed in the future in some kind of binary, the computer in the past notices this due to entanglement and begins that download. BUT, if a download is supposed to take a very long time, and you notice something downloading that you have no idea what it is, and then you look it up and THEN become interested, would you have ever download it in the first place??? PIME TARADOX

( ) Linkin Park stopped making music.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 16:26

( -) The sheer amount of tribute acts in their honour, and the dreaded Greatest Hits compilation. Not only this, but you'd know that they would reform after a while because the money is good. Unless they were to all die simultaneously, but then they'd always be remembered. Really, every possibility that does not involve time travel ends in mediocrity with Linkin Park, and we know how dangerous time travel is.

( ) A world where Damo Suzuki didn't leave Can to become a Jehovah's Witness!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 15:08

( -) He never would have started up his network, as he would have been making music earlier, and eventually get fed up with it and quit.

( ) Earth is a puzzle/survival horror game, and there are only so many herbs...

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 17:17

( -) That would suck!

( ) a world where ( ) a world where ....

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 20:16

( -)

( ) More green onion than sauce at Yoshinoya!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5757 22:49

( -) You run the risk of being marked by employees for future visits.

( ) A world where kitchen sink dramas are still made like in the 60s!

966 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5758 01:03

( -) Yuck

( ) A world where this board didn't have the CAPTCHA.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 01:34

( ) "c!al!s 4 l3s 4 u, heh man"
( ) "at hxxp://univistiable.link/"
( -) Yeah, there's a reason it's there.

( ) A world where children never went mittenless!

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5758 08:42

( -) They will waste our cotton and wool supply, and we'll have rationing instated.

( ) A world where Beat Blades Haruka was real!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 10:42

( -) Doing it with some kunoichi to supercharge her powers will get boring sooner or later.

( ) A world where threads can have more than 1000 posts!

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 15:25

( -) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.

( ) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 15:54

( -) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.

( ) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 16:51

( -) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.

( ) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 17:38

( ) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...

( -) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 18:33

( -) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...

( ) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 23:03

( -) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed

( ) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 03:56

( -) I don't see any point in that

( ) A world made of Bootas and mittens!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 15:10

( -) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens

( ) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5768 17:07

( -) FPS would suck...

( ) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 15:18

( -) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.

( ) A world where the Internet has died!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5776 21:48

( -) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.

( ) A world where the Internet never existed!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 04:44

( -) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.

( ) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 12:33

( -) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.

( ) A world where all music is released digitally only!

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 13:04

( -) I can't be pretentious with a download collection

( ) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 14:33

( -) It might happen, don't jinx it.

( ) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 14:47

( -) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.

( ) A world in which I could really take it easy!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 17:13

( -) You'd get squished.

( ) A world where eye really am teh storngest!

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5777 21:13

( E-E) I will always be stornger than you.

( E-E) A world where TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLS YOU IDIOTS

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:20

( E-E) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.

( E-E) A world where

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 01:24

( -) That world

( ) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 16:09

( -) Off by ten posts, amateur.

( ) A world where everyone has perfect comedic timing!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 17:20

( ˃ ˂) To get to the other side!!

( ) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 19:56

( -) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.

( ) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 00:18

( -) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

( ) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 12:40

( -) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.

( ) A world with no censorship!

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 22:08

( -) Some people don't deserve to talk.

( ) A world ██████████quiettment███!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 23:23

( -) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.

( ) A world where it was much harder to offend people!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 00:13

( -) ur gay

( ) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:06

( -) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.

( ) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 01:58

( -) Denied!

( ) A w-

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