( ˃ D˂) MITTENS SUCK!
( ˃ D˂) RECURRING ILLNESS!
( ˃ D˂) dissociation
( ˃ D˂) SLOW LOADING TIMES
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK! COMPLEXOMETRIC IS TOTALLY A WORD!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER! GET BACK ONLINE, YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) BEING PESTERED TO "LIKE" SOME ORGANIZATION ON FACEBOOK
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT
( ˃ D˂) HAVING SHITTY CIRCULATION!
( ˃ D˂) I'VE BEEN BACK FROM MY WALK FOR TWENTY MINUTES NOW AND MY HANDS ARE STILL ALMOST NUMB!
( ˃ D˂) LIFE IS STRESSFUL!
( ˃ D˂) I HAVE TO BORROW RENT MONEY FROM MY ROOMMATE THIS MONTH! BEING WORTHLESS!
( ˃ D˂) SOME FUCKASSES IN THIS LIBRARY ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES!
( ˃ D˂) TURNS OUT THE EXAM I THOUGHT I WAS DOING IN JUNE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
( ˃ D˂) I HAVE TO POOP AND I DON'T WANT TO GET UP
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BLADDER AND PROSTRATE?! I TOOK A PISS, AND I STILL FEEL LIKE MY BLADDER IS BURSTING! THIS SUCKS BIG TIME!
>>967
( ˃ D˂) MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PEEING STANDING UP INSTEAD OF PRONE
( ˃ D˂) JESUS CHRIST, STOP TALKING ABOUT EXCRETION ALREADY!
Μ§―·ͺͺͺ( ίDί)Κͺͺͺ !!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO SLEEP DAMMIT
( ˃ D˂) I WANT THAT HEINOUS HEDGEHOG HAMMERED!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT THAT HORRIBLE HAMSTER HOBBLED!
( ˃ D˂) SILLY INTERCAL, I CAN TOTALLY PRONOUNCE "CLONEPA"
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING ANIMAL GET OUT OF MY ATTIC AND GO BACK OUT INTO NATURE WHERE YOU BELONG! I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOUUUU!!!!
( ˃ D˂) NEVERENDING PAPERWORK!
You wake up one morning, roll back the curtains, and everything outside is covered in snow. Apart from it isn't snow, it's paperwork. The curtain in your hand is made of sheets of paperwork. Your hand, which is holding the curtain, is wrapped in paperwork. Underneath this layer of paperwork, your hand itself is made of paperwork. You are paperwork. Your individual cells must fill out permission slips in order to undergo mitosis or apoptζsis. You try to scream, but ll that cζes ζut of yζr mζuth is a fractl vζrtex o pζerwζr. ζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζERIζUSLY THUGH, FUCK PAPERWORK.
( ˃ D˂) MY EXAM'S TOMORROW INSTEAD OF TODAY HOW COULD I FUCK THAT UP NOW I HAVE TO RE-BUY TRAIN TICKETS FUCK
( ˃ D˂) WILL THIS THREAD NEVER REACH 999?!
( ˃ D˂) I FORGOT HOW TO POOP!
( ˃ D˂) MAKING FRUSTRATINGLY SLOW PROGRESS ON AN ASSIGNMENT!
( ˃ D˂) IT'S NEITHER POOP NOR CHOCOLATE, IT'S SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) HEY LLOYD I'M READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN YOU FUCK
(L[M) >>983 Lloyd Cole is a friend of my family, I've been backstage with him.
( ˃ D˂) I HAVE MORE THAN THREE HOURS TO KILL AND VERY LITTLE WORTH DOING!
( ˃ D˂) I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! FUCK YOU, BODY!
( ˃ D˂) ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS AND NO-ONE HAS POSTED THE NEW CHAPTER OF WATAMOTE YET, ITS FORTNIGHTLY, FORTNIGHTLY.
( ˃ D˂)>>987 YANDERE KANOJO IS IN THE SAME MAGAZINE AND IT CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO.
( ˃ D˂) >>989 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HOPE I HATE THIS YANDERE KANOJO SHIT.
[thank you though]
( ˃ D˂) NIHONGO IS CAUSING MY BRAIN TO MELT!
( ˃ D˂) THIS THREAD IS ALMOST OVER!
People think the harder they work the more they deserve. Seems natural, but is it?
( ˃ D˂) GETTING MY DEGREE IS SO HARD!
( ˃ D˂) DOES MY RAGING BONER COUNT AS ANGRY!
>>996
( ˃ D˂) THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR AN INTERROBANG AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT!