New years resolutions/goals (19)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 03:04

But you must rap them.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 03:12

I don't have any; what a waste,
I may as well crawl into a caste.
Are those you dreams? May I have a taste?
It's a sad sad thing to not be chaste.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 05:32

That hot girl in my class
Cute face and a nice ass
I'll ask her out, she won't get past
Without her tasting my "häagen-dazs"

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 15:44

I seize 4 GET for 4-ch's sake.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 17:23

I can't rhyme but I will read
Educate myself, do a good deed.
Then ask some girl out
Maybe then I'll even spend a night out!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 00:09

( ˃ „D˂) >>5 WHAT THE FUCK YOU RHYMED OUT WITH OUT, I HATE YOU

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 08:14

New years eve came and went,
Without thoughts on resolutions spent.
So my old resolution I made again,
To have one ready for 2010.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 09:26

>>6
IT WOULD'VE BEEN WORSE IF I TRIED TO RHYME IT WITH WITHOUT.
then you came a-hollerin' - sorry bro, I'm out!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 10:22

What are you guys talking about? It's still 1993.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 19:05

I'm gonna move into the country
I'm gonna fail me a lot of college~ô
Drive-by ghetto crackwhore butts fo' shizzle

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5603 19:15

I'll eat more fruits, cereals and peas
And rape more children than I did this year
I'll be a law-abiding citizen and pay my taxes with glee
And if the FBI comes knocking on my door I'll cry IT WASN'T ME

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5605 10:10

Time for me to rap with this mob
Maybe I will find a job
So I can afford that new watch fob

Oh wait I have a clock on my cell phone...

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5605 11:26

<98 UAI
Dont let that failed first wave assesment fail me
Biology teacher's decree
failure ensures cho-seung-hui rampage
go to city stab many people

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 03:02

65536*65536

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5607 03:38

Get a job, get a flat, get some money, get a cat
Get some skills with the ladies, write articles and find someone to pay me
And fix my sleeping pattern, no more staying up until 4 am on the net
But I know by the time I get up tommorow, this verse I'll totally forget.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5612 20:55

never again will I eat hamburgers when I can see my reflection in the grease

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 00:39

Allday I played Call of Duty
So I didn't fill out my applications
I held in my dooty
Shit (literally), wasn't this 'posed to be about resolutions

I will finish school this year
I will finish eating this pear
I won't make promises for naught
I will retain what I was taught

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 00:48

At least half an hour per day I'll study
Else those final exams'll get bloody
And I play too much Skyrim and shit like that
Plus I've let my dog get fat
So I'll walk her more often and play better games
Like Touhou, that'll help my brains
God DAMN that rhyme was tenuous
Something something octopus
Fuck.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 05:10

Need to stop playing so much damn vidya,
Though it's quite fun, not gonna kid ya.
I gotta start focusing on studying without quit,
Being creative and finding a job and all that shit.

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