Song thread - The theme of Debito Arudou (29)

1 Name: Extreme DANNIS * the nutloaders * : 1993-09-5647 01:20

Let's make a song about Debito Arudou. This song shall be called "the theme of Debito Arudou"

>>4,8,10, is the first verse
>>15,20-25 is the chorus
>>9,12,13 is the second verse
>>2 is the final line

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 02:22

Hahahaha, enjoy your slow as fuck von Neumann architectures. I'll be over here designing blazing fast circuits which implement the same problem set you're trying and failing to rice out in x86 assembly. While you're waiting half a second for results, Chinese children are building my board for .50 USD an hour. And the final product? Runs in 6 nanoseconds. Suck it.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 06:02

can we make the final line something besides >>2?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 06:16

No, too late.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 07:22

According to my sources, I seem to have taken up residence in a giant bucket.

6 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5647 07:33

I'm going to delete this thread.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 08:13

"Let me give you a word of the philosophy of reforms. The whole history of the progress of human liberty shows that concessions yet made to her august claims have been born of struggle... If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical, but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will..."

---Frederick Douglass, Abolitionist and former American slave, 1857

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 08:13

Part One: "GAIJIN WA NIHONGO GA KATAKOTO NO HOU GA II YO NE"

Kume Hiroshi, flippant Anchorman of popular program NEWS STATION on TV Asahi, made a glib comment about non-Japanese that causes outrage amongst the foreign community in Japan. I respond by telephoning the network to lodge a complaint, only to be brushed aside. But it doesn't end there. A story of protest from a newly self-aware minority in Japan--the non-Japanese residents.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 08:15

Part Two: THE RISE AND FALL OF AN ISSUE

After a meteoric rise (pity meteors don't rise), the issue faces the nay-sayers. Fukuzawa contrarians begin to chisel away at the legitimacy of complaining. "What's wrong with the word 'gaijin' anyway? Aren't we being 'politically correct' here?" My observations are on how non-Japanese aren't used to working together as a minority group, and find themselves unable to cooperate with one another.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 08:16

For gaijin is essentially gn*gg*rh,
For gaijin is essentially gn*gg*rh,
For gaijin is essentially gn*gg*rh, and should be likewise obsolesced.

The elitist superstructure finds me distasteful.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 08:55

My verification code says vepetion.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 09:25

Or how about Japan's version of "Little Black Sambo", "Little Black Sambo", "Little Black Sambo", Japan's version of "Little Black Sambo", Or see a parody of it by clicking on the gook.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 09:26

When Little Yellow Jap was strolling through the mountains one day, out came a snow monkey taking a bath in a hot springs. 'Hey,' the monkey cried, 'I like Chinese food. So I'll eat you.' Jap exchanged his overcoat for his life."

Note the long sleeves--another Asian stereotype of Asians walking around in hand-tuckable long sleeves or pajamas in public.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 09:28

And this is what happens next...

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 09:31

JAPANESE ONLY are the words I hate

I call it racist, isn't that great?

I am so naive that I can't really believe

I live in a country that's not the United States.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 19:46

I AM IN FINANCIAL RUIN

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5647 23:42

konichiwa minasan

18 Name: Extreme DANNIS * the nutloaders * : 1993-09-5648 03:43

Great lyrics guys, keep them coming!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 07:17

I really, really wish I wasn't a dog.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 07:52

easy breezy, im japaneezy

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 10:55

Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 12:08

Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 12:43

Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 12:56

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25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 13:43

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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 08:45

Good song. I demand this song be sung to the tune of a country western melody

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5649 22:10

Why the fuck is my post from the Rei thread put into this song? I claim copyright infringement!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5650 03:40

>>27 it happens. I'm sure there's a popular phrase that means "It can't be helped" but I can't remember.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5651 12:20

Those in the know are fully aware that peas are not in fact green. Let the whole world know of this deception!

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