[Touhou][Toho]Silly stupid thread[Project Touhou] (87)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 18:23

Hello!
I heard about these series a lot, but I never had a chance to play any of games.
This is the only board where I'm not afraid to say that I know nothing about them.
Please, teach me how to get these games and, please, explain their popularity.
Thank you!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 21:41

To get into Touhou you need nothing but commitment and it's always a plus to not have a life when it comes to games like these. Then you have to devote a couple of months on just trying to get through the game (whichever you have or something) playing Normal Mode (there's quite a gap between easy and normal [varies], so it's better to go through normal mode and just bite the bullet).

Each character have a hitbox, which is the little invisible magical box on your character, that counts the hits when colliding with the enemy bullets. You can get the Touhou Remodelling Pack somewhere, which makes the playing a tad bit easier by turning the hitbox visible.

You shoot with Z (as a default) and use bombs with X. Bombs kill everything in the area. You turn on the focus mode with shift and it slows you down, making bullet dodging and aiming a little easier.

Then you just go and shoot the living shit out of moe-moe characters and that's that.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5702 22:06

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
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   +     人      人      人     +
         (__)    (__)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

Seriously, take this to the video game board or something.

4 Name: >>1 : 1993-09-5702 23:14

>>2-san, thank you very much! I feel much more knowledgeable now. I'm going to devote my whole life to Project Touhou.

>>3
They would point their dirty fingers at me and laugh at me and call me words. Because they are "Pros" and I am "Noob".
Look at the >>2-san! He helped me a lot. Unlike VG board where they would spam and flame and fight over and over again.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 14:11

>>4

Not a problem at all. Glad to see someone appreciates me for something.

>>3

Hey hey, now >>1-san is acting in the true spirit of a DQN and thus we should aknowledge him as a part of the community

(sageru only for the fact that the case is somewhat closed)

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 08:29

>>5
I have always appreciated you

but my appreciation was never good enough, was it? WAS IT?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5704 11:29

>>6

Bwahaahaa!!!! All to Mike, ALL TO MIKE!!!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:48

Go play Silver Surfer NES.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 00:15

>>5

> >>1-san is acting in the true spirit of a DQN

So is >>3!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:10

Michael Caine:
Damnit man! This is the RAF. There’s no room here for your sloppy freespirited Yank ways!

Mel Gibson:
I bet there’s room for this though.

REVEALS Nordern bombsight.

John Hurt:
Fascinating. It just might work. If we hook this up with my bouncing bomb, we could have something here.

Mel Gibson:
I don’t work alone though. You’re gonna need my crew too. Rizzo! Slappy! Tex! Rusty! Hank! And you, yeah the kid! C’mon, we got work to do. Beg, borrow or steal everything you can. It’s gonna be another allnighter.

Vince Vaughan:
Like that time in Sicily skipper?

Mel Gibson:
Yeah but this time keep your hands off the dames till after the mission.

Mel’s crew chuckles wryly.

John Hurt:
Hitler is not going to know what hit him.

Michael Caine:
Hrrumph. I’ll believe it when I see it. But good luck anyway chaps. I’m going back to my lonely quarters now to drink whiskey, look at a photo of my son shot down over Cologne and hope like hell you crazy yanks do wreck the Nazis’ industrial capacity on a wing and prayer.

John Hurt:
Can I have another look at that marvellous piece of American ingenuity?

Mel Gibson:
Sure thing Prof. But be careful, we’ve only got 2,000 of them.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 13:27

A MIKO THAT CANNOT FLY IS NOT A MIKO

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 17:33

>>11
What about Kagami?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5711 23:11

>>13get

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5712 00:12

Mattel Electronics presents:

BEEEE SEEEVENTEEEEEN BAWWWWWMMMMMMERRR

15 Name: 11 : 1993-09-5719 13:21

>>12 Obviously, not a miko, given the postulate that All Mikos Fly.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 16:49

Dumbasses. Nothing in this universe can fly except zepplins.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 19:38

and planes operated by lungs

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 13:31

>>17 and fighter craft powered by yuri.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5754 01:16

>>18 Helicopter rotors turned by KAWAII

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 15:23

I am a youkai. I haev a long dress and I shoot danmaku w/ my spellcards. If you don't graze 35000 bullets I will fly into your shrine tonight and make a mess of your altars and donation boxes.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 16:31

I am ZUN. I haev a long neck and I am very fond of beer and little girls w/ frilly dresses. If you don't complete my games on the hardest setting I will sneak into your little sister's bedroom at night and play her every remixed Touhou song ever made.

22 Name: >>1 : 1993-09-5781 22:37

Everyone, thank you very much for keeping this thread alive all this time. I'm really touched.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 11:19

>every remixed Touhou song ever made.

Gonna need more than a night for that, buddy. Them wacky Japs can't stop producing the stuff.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 11:54

>>23 I think that's the scary implication.

25 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5782 22:00

TOUHOU IS OVERRATED

Prove me wrong if you can even fucking try.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5782 22:09

We will begin with proof by ad hominem:

1) >>25 is a giant faggot.
∴ Therefore, Touhou is not overrated.

QED bitches, prove me wrong.

27 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5783 01:47

We will begin with proof by ad hominem:

1) >>26 is a giant faggot.
∴ Therefore, Touhou is overrated and the fucking fanbase of it needs to stop making a fucking big deal of it and stop flaming anyone who points out ANY flaw with it.

QED bitches, prove me wrong.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 02:28

  ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ´∀`)< NO U
 (    )  \_________
 | | |
 (__)_)

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 07:27

Let's peacefully end this thread. Please.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 09:27

ITT: Proof that Touhou and it's fan-base should remain Japanese.

31 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5783 12:01

>>30
Agreed

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 23:22

Rom hackers are going to take NES/Famicom ROMs of shooters and put manga girls in them.

That will extend gameplay even further.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 03:10

>>30
>>31
自作自演

34 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5785 23:38

>>33
Not samefag.

REPPUKEN!

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5785 23:55

>>34
Denial and a Geese complex.

Sorry bub, you're nowhere near as clever as you think you are.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 01:41

this thread is now about geese howard

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 02:47

        覇我亜怒スレ ワッショイ!!
     \\ 覇我亜怒スレワッショイ!! //
 +   + \\ 覇我亜怒スレ ワッショイ!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (__)    (__)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 09:58

>>30
Do you know that the only difference between western nerds and japanese nerds is that they use different languages with mixes of each other?
They are both kimoi from any standpoint.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 10:01

People who don't appreciate Touhou need to do some more research about it or simply ignore it, because they are clearly don't understand anything about it.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 02:52

>>39
I didn't realize Touhou was so DEEP, sorry.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 03:58

The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Touhou. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 16:17

>>41 4/10

43 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5787 23:17

>>39
Stop being an overprotective faggot.

44 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5788 03:26

Seriously someone permasage this thread

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 14:35

>>44 Seriously someone permaban heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 15:27

Mukyu!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 00:58

>overprotective
>fag

You keep using those words.

48 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5789 01:35

THE ENTIRE TOUHOU FANBASE IS FUCKING STUPID AND SHOULD STAY IN JAPAN
FUCK OFF

ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 14:31

we'll stay in japan if you stay in 4chan (`・ω・´)

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 23:18

>>48
Nobody asked you to come to Zapan, which is where you are.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 23:56

>>48 Dude, Touhou is Korean

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 00:22

>>34
HADOUKEN!

53 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5797 17:53

>>49
Fuck you.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:21

>>53
Perhaps the one who should fuck off is you.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:22

THINK ABOUT IT!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:05

The man of Heh has a long tripcode which is not funny at all. It looks like he tries his best to be a proper elitist. But tripcode is not enough.

And Dokdo Project is clearly Corean.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 22:52

Isn't Dongfang project a Chinese game?

58 Name: !6vbdqndqn. : 1993-09-5798 08:03

I believe it is time for STARFRUIT.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:48

I've got a problem with my copy of the 11th game. I can't beat even two levels straight without losing even in easy modo.

I don't think that there's something wrong with me, because I played 9.5 about a month ago on Normal without any trouble at all.

Anyway, please, teach me the technique to concentrate on projectiles. It seems they distract me a lot in the 11th game!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 05:59

I guarantee you that at least half of #saovq has posted here.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 20:50

No fighter jets powered by yuri >>18, only flying discs.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 00:21

Is Touhou just another Strike Witches thing...? I'm not into the whole STrike Witches thing.

63 Name: winter : 1993-09-6124 13:57

Myschi is my waifu.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 00:11

Nitori is my waifu.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 00:50

Reimu is my Onee-sama.♥

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 01:33

I dodge bullets with easy flicks of my fingers. Cascading colors don my screen in vibrant displays. Neck craned, eyes wild with mania, I see all that is and know all that will be. I do not need continues. Bombs are equally unnecessary.

I am a lunatic.

I am the 1%.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 09:45

My friends do not love Touhou. So I am very sad.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 12:28

fucking korean pigs

69 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6662 15:10

I have a statement to make about Touhou. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええん

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 16:42

>>69
That isn't a statement.

71 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6662 17:46

>>70 you're upset. I made you upset. I trolled you. Admit it.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 20:28

Aah~ I love Touhou so much. It has brought me nothing but happiness.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 20:46

>>71 I ain't. You didn't. You did not. I won't.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 00:55

>>69
Hahaha, what a funny story Espeon.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:16

I want to put the Touhou in the TOTO.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 03:39

Which Touhou would you befriend?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 09:44

夢夢夢 ⁓ Phantasmagoria of Phantasmal Phantasm

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 20:02

I thought it would be funny to legally change my name to Dan Maku.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 21:18

>>76
Yukari, if she promises not to eat me. Otherwise just fairies.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 17:55

Youmu. But I'll never be able to meet her. Even if I die, I won't be able to meet her, because our afterlife isn't the Touhou afterlife.

It's so utterly unfair that Youmu and I will never be together.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6664 20:22

>>80
Don't sound so hopeless! It's true you'll never meet Youmu in person, but there are plenty of ways to be close to her without ever needing to meet her - you can play against (or as) her in the Touhou games themselves, or collect images of her from the 'boorus, or read doujin involving her, or even get a dakimakura.

Or you could kidnap a young Japanese girl, dye her hair grey, dress her as Youmu, and keep her locked up in your house. The choice is yours.

82 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6664 22:50

Listen to >>81, >>80. This is what kept me alive all these bitter years.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 16:07

>>80
I'm sure there are plenty of religious and philosophical beliefs that propose you can meet Youmu in some sort of afterlife or in spirit. Even if you're more nihilistic than that, you can always try hallucinogens!

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 21:30

I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 23:50

I will never meet Tokiko. ;__;

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6665 23:58

Take it easy, >>78!

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 11:56

I just 1CCed LLS Lunatic. I'm happy. GOOD END1 is so cute.

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