[Part ‡L] ( LίƒΦί`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05

( LίƒΦί`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 06:52

(EΝE) If this is Hell, shouldn't Beady Eyes be here somewhere?

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 23:52

( LίƒΦί`) He probably is. Hell's a big place, Petey.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 11:34

( E-E) Nah, I got sent to Superhell, which is a few miles under normal Hell.

( E-E) I'm just here visiting because Supersatan said he had a headache from dealing with me and that I could go to Hell.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 11:46

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954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 17:01

(EΝE) Hey Beady, do you want some free pickled fish?

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 17:10

( E-E) I'll get back to you on that in about 45 posts. Ish.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 18:31

(EΝE) Is it true that Hitler and Stalin are in Superhell?

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 18:47

( E-E) Stalin is. Hitler's only good enough for regular Hell, that pussy.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 19:41

( LƒΦ`) Oh, didn't you hear? Hitler repented in his last moments and went to Heaven.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 01:59

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Help me, father. I cheat on my girlfriend constantly.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 13:52

( LƒΦ`) You're already in Hell, kiddo. It's a bit late for that now.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:28

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962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:27

( LƒΦ`) Beats Jahannam, I guess.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:28

(EΝE) Cleveland too!

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:05

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before our eternal damnation?

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 17:55

( LƒΦ`) We used to sin like it was going out of fashion, Junior.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 18:01

( LƒΦ`) Oh, the sins we commited!

( LƒΦ`) We earned this, Junior, we truly did!

( LƒΦ`) Good times...

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 20:50

( LƒΦ`) And when the hourglass has run out, the hourglass of temporality, when the noise of secular life has grown silent and its restless or ineffectual activism has come to an end, when everything around you is still, as it is in eternity, then eternity asks you and every individual in these millions and millions about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 21:02

( E-E) Nah.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:55

( LƒΦ`) I can't believe nobody ever realised that the entire published works of Kierkegaard were just a Markov chain I fed with emo poetry and the word "despair" a thousand times.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 01:48

(EΝE) Don't forget all the messing about with things man was not meant to know when you were perfecting the Clonepa process!

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 11:57

( LƒΦ`) That was no "messing about". Living in Camden was not the accident it sounds like.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 17:00

(EΝE) Grandpa, this thread's nearly over! Will we finally be free from Hell once we reach >>999?

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 18:47

( LƒΦ`) What part of ETERNAL PUNISHMENT isn't sinkin in, Twibbly?

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 19:34

(EΝE) MY NAME IS NOT

(EΝE) .....

(EΝE) Where the fuck did you dig "Twibbly" up from?

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 23:45

( LƒΦ`) You remember Twibbly. He's the grandson that I like.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 01:48

(EΝE) You're making that up.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 04:47

( LƒΦ`) He died during childbirth.

( LƒΦ`) Best grandson ever.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 14:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you mean to say you don't like me, your most loyal and loving grandson? Why not? What did I do wrong?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:45

( LƒΦ`) You ask too many questions when you should be minding your own business and dudging those spoobnumbies like a good little child.

( LƒΦ`) And now we're in Hell forever, and it's all your fault.

( LƒΦ`) Way to go, beakface.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 22:06

(EΝE) Excuse me, I think you'll find the word "beakface" is highly culturally insensitive. The term you're looking for is "proboscidatically gifted".

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 00:57

( LƒΦ`) Nothing about you is "gifted", Flobbly.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 11:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you considered the possibility that your inability to admit your true unconditional grandpaternal love for me is a sublimation of some emotional trauma from your past which you have yet to come to terms with?

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 15:51

( LƒΦ`) Rejected. I simply don't have any grandpaternal love for you. I used it all up on Twibbly.

( LƒΦ`) Now if you'd dudged those fucking spoobnumbies like you were supposed to, things might be different.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 19:10

(EΝE) Ah, I see. Just as I thought. Unresolved childhood castration anxiety manifesting as a severe repressed Oedipus complex.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 00:40

( LƒΦ`) Ooooo, somebody read a Psych 101 book instead of doing his chores.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 11:30

( E-E) Jesus, aren't you going to smack the shit out of him already?

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 14:57

( LƒΦ`) Nah, thread's over soon. Besides, the little taterhead never learns anyway.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 15:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, what'll happen when this thread ends?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 00:02

( LƒΦ`) Some fuckle will start another one. They never let me rest. NEVER!!!

( LƒΦ`) ...so tired...

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8489 00:20

(EΝE) But there's already a perfectly good part XIV over here! http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420936676/

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