[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (501)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 00:15

Clonepa or Superman?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 04:52

Clonepa, if you kill one of him two more will jump out of a cloning vat to take his place.

Duke Nukem or Superman?

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 07:23

Duke Nukem cause Clonepa already kicked superman's ass

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 10:38

What do I say?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 17:02

Mittens!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 18:46

Mittens would totally lose that fight.

Godzilla vs. Batman - In Gotham, but Godzilla has the element of surprise.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 19:37

Godzilla

Kenshiro vs. Haruhi

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:32

Kenshiro dominates the talent portion but Haruhi takes it all home with the swimsuit competition.

a midget V a dwarf

9 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5792 20:53

>>8

>Kenshiro dominates the talent portion but Haruhi takes it all home with the swimsuit competition.

RAAAAAAAAAAEG

>a midget V a dwarf

what

geese howard vs wolfgang krauser

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 20:59

>>9
answer the fucking question or we don't fucking answer yours

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 21:34

>>9 I fucking hate you

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 21:41

>>9
fuck you

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 01:27

krauser coz he be burnin

calvin klein vs a bathing ape

14 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5793 06:36

>>10
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Jisakujien

>>13
A bathing ape, for no reason at all.

Versus VS. Versus

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 06:57

>>14
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Also, dwarf. Have you seen those pickaxes?

16 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5793 11:50

>>15
Okay dwarf

Now answer my question.

Versus VS Versus

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 12:13

Versus, obviously. Also ur gay.

Mac vs a PC with no games.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 15:04

While the PC is clearly weak versus virus, the Mac has no virus-elemental attack (despite what hollywood would have you believe) as it's only use is as a fashion accessory. PC wins through sheer marketshare.

My Dad VS Your Dad

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 15:08

My dad died so I guess yours wins I suppose.

Beady Eyes vs. Smug Fathead.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 15:13

( E-E) Me, because 20get

( E-E) Enrico Pucci vs. Goenitz

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 18:00

GIS reveals they are clearly the same character. Therefore, this must be a man vs himself scenario, In which case, I give a 58 to 1 odds that he overcomes his demons and becomes a more complete human being in the process. The demons in this case, by viewing images of the man in question, are probably either shopaholism or a mild to moderate stutter.

Jack Nicholson (1974) VS Robert Redford (1972); bare knuckle boxing, no hitting below the belt. Winner determined not by outcome of match but by who Bridgette Bardot (1961) runs to after the match, with tears in her eyes.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 23:22

> Bridgette

This does not sound like the most legit of the Bardots. I doubt either of them would intentionally allow him to ran to them, which means that the only person who would stick around after the match would be the loser, who under those terms would be found the winner. And that obviously would be Jack Nicholson.

Laser Kirby vs. Sword Kirby

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 18:04

Sword, except when there's a lot of angled surfaces to make the lasers bounce all over.

Elevators vs Escalators

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 20:32

Elevators, because you can't transport heavy machinery by escalator.

Mariko Morikawa versus Miyabi Hayama

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5795 21:03

Mariko, because more k's in the name mean more power.

75 Dodge Tradesman van vs 75 Ford Econoline 350 van.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 05:44

75 Ford Ekonoline 350 van, because more k's in the name mean more power.

Two lvl. 3 mages or a lvl. 6 warrior?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 08:53

The warrior. He has more speed, which means he gets the first attack and one-hits the first mage. The second mage, being lv3, has no spells that are actually useful and pretty crappy physical stats, so he might manage to knock a few HP off the warrior, but he'll get pounded too in the end.

Brut vs. Old Spice

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:00

As it is notoriously difficult to convince cologne to engage in fisticuffs, I would have to determine the winner by which athelete sponsored each brand. The Internet tells me that Brut has been sponsored in the past by Joe Namath and Cassius Clay among others, while Old Spice has some NASCAR guy. Bruce Campbell, while very manly, can not save this match.
Winner is Brut, with Old Spice's weary, aging, broken body gasping for breath under the pressure of three broken ribs, one collapsed lung and critical head trauma that will most certainly leave Old Spice mentally feeble for the rest of it's natural life.

HAL9000 VS SKYNET; chess match, no interference.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:21

>Bruce Campbell, while very manly, can not save this match.

I shall say good day to you, sir.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 15:19

Epic fail.

Kirby versus Mario

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 17:27

Yes indeed.

‚c‚p‚m vs ‚u‚h‚o

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 18:24

DQN, idiots are more accomplished fighters than VIPPERS.

One's left fist vs one's right elbow

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:15

The outcome would depend on whether one is left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous. In the final case, the elbow would win as the bone and cartilage is much more massive in that area, giving it greater resilience and allowing it to land much more devastating blows.

Ngo Dinh Diem vs Syngman Rhee

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:35

I refuse to research these gentlemen or genteel women to determine the winner, so I will flip a coin... it rolled under the desk so I'm going to have to give this one to Superman.

Thread Structure VS Serial Derailment

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 22:03

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment in 10 other threds i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Daisies versus dandelions

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:43

Dandelions. Their advantage lies mainly in their huge taproot, capable of regenerating the rest of the plant should it go missing.

Chuck Norris vs Bill Nye

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:52

Bill is the more accomplished banjoist of the two. Otherwise, I don't exactly see how someone who seriously thinks global warming is seriously affected by anthropogenically-produced carbon dioxide can win against a man who does not sleep.

Longcat vs Widedog

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 16:02

Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooong, as long as the universe itself. Widedog could travel for 100's of 1000s of lightyears and never find a vulnerable spot on Longcat.

LOLcat -vs- LOLrus...
ready?
FIGHT!!!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:10

If you convert letters of their names into ASCII codes and sum them up then LOLrus > LOLcat.

VOC@LOID Hatsune Miku vs UTAU Kasane Teto

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:55

Hatsune Miku is printed on 10,000 as many pillows as UTAU Kasane Teto, therefore Hatsune Miku wins.

VW TDI sportwagon versus Toyota Prius

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 00:47

The Volkswagen because you get in cheaper if you're driving a VW

Air-cooled VW vs. water-cooled VW?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 21:36

Air cooled VW because VW makes to much plastic junk that breaks eaily in their cooling systems.

Beijing versus Los Angeles

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 02:22

Beijing probably has even more smog than LA. LA attacks, then suffocates.

Steve Albini vs Mark E Smith

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 06:02

At first I was going to say that Mark E. Smith is older and therefore wiser, but personally I like how Steve Albini looks on the photo on wikipedia encyclopaedia.
So I declare Steve Albini to be WINNER !

Ibaraki vs. Saitama!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 15:36

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Krispy Kreme vs Dunkin Donuts

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 23:37

Dunkin Donuts has never given me a free donut when I walked in. Krispy Kreme has. Therefore, Krispy Kreme wins.

Magikarp vs Metapod

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 00:04

Magikarp! karp! karp!

Steam vs. Playonline

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 21:52

This fight basically comes down to who is more tenacious: PC gamers or Final Fantasy kids? I'm going with the FF kids, so Playonline wins.

Old Eddie Murphy movies vs. Relatively new episodes of Pokemon

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 06:57

The new Pokemon: DP (double penetration) episodes would kick the shit out of Eddie Murphy.

>>48 VS. >>49

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 09:40

>>49 would due to the fact that >>48 will die of old age before >>49.

Abacus vs Calculator

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 09:51

( LƒΦ`) In the hands of a decent operator, abacus excels at the basic four functions, hands-down; it has everything to do with input speed, which the numeric pad is not so hot at. When it comes to more complex calculations, however, the calculator wins. It is a toss-up all depending on what calculations you need done, and where those calculations should be stored.

( LƒΦ`) Nothing beats the slide rule for mathematician/engineer/geek cred, though.

Clonepa vs Darkpa

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 15:51

i MƒnLj Would I be challenging one of them or the Clonepa Collective?

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 07:47

As established in >>2, you can not fight only one Clonepa.
Ergo, the winner is Clonepa.

Marvel vs. Capcom

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 08:18

SNK.

Powerthirst vs. your mother

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 11:21

Your mother.

Praktica MTL 5B vs. Horizon S3pro

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 18:33

Whichever wins, it is then beaten by any number of software that will turn several images taken with your standard camera into one single panoramic image.

John Conner VS John McClane VS John Rambo VS John Matrix VS John Spartan VS John Constantine VS John Kimble

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 10:03

Assuming that all combatants are fighting at the same time, the eventual winner will have to possess strength, stamina, intelligence and previous battle experience. John looks to be the favourite on paper due to his obvious proficiency in firearms, but this is a trait shared also by John, John, John and John (this is of course assuming that there are weapons available at all). In unarmed combat, John would have the slight edge over the others thanks to his powerful build, but depending on the arena's environment the same build could put him at a disadvantage as far as maneuverability is concerned. John, John and to a certain extent John all possess what can only be referred to as 'plothax', therefore being able to survive what could very well defeat a lesser man, but it is important not to place too much significance on said ability. As far as stamina is concerned John probably has the edge, but I could easily see John, John, John and even John given him a good run for his money, so this is not enough to triumph in this battle. I suppose what this really comes down to, however, is the fighters ability to please the crowd; what's the use in winning a fight if the audience calls for your blood instead of your foes? Of course, John is the clear winner in the respect, even John would have to admit that his charisma far surpasses anyone else fighting here, and when coupled with his smarts, his combat strength and his pure resiliency it is clear who the survivor of this battle royale would be; John by a mile.

A Western comic book nerd VS a Japanese otaku

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 10:57

If it's going to be a physical confrontation between them then it will depend on fighting skills.
In this case a comic book nerd will have an advantage in both armed and unarmed combat, because of sheer "kapow", "slam" and "boom" frames in his comic books. They usually depict a clear picture of a superhero hitting villians (or vice versa). In manga the best ninjas and samurai often turn into clouds or movement lines, so the reader basically sees the result of battle instead of movements.

So as I stated above a western comic book nerd will have more advanced theoretical combat skill and therefore has a better chance to win.

Vladimir Putin vs. Junichiro Koizumi

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 01:25

Vladimir Putin, being ex-KGB, can kill a man with a cold stare.
The fight begins with a bow and then ... Junichiro Koizumi does the only honorable thing and cuts his own belly open with a katana to avoid the shame of defeat.

Richard Nixon VS Lester B Pearson

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 20:29

There ain't a diplomat dead or alive who's ass Nixon can't kick.

Mazinger Z vs. The Iron Giant

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5806 09:09

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62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5817 17:05

The nigga cuz them thugs and shit so they can beat up them azn who watch cartoons all day.

Racism or xenophobia?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:14

Xenophobia because it hurts those who immigrate illegally.

2girls1cup or swap.avi?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:25

swap.avi because they'll last longer.

Phoenix Wright vs. Battler (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:27

Phoenix Wright paralyzes the enemy in fear when he shouts OBJECTION!

Duct tape or electrical tape?

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 00:29

Duct tape. Come on, it's duct tape. It can do anything.

Carpeting or hard floors?

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 00:46

hard floors because when something gets spilled on carpet it is hard to remove.

Top Gun or After Burner

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 12:31

After Burner because Top Gun is gay.

TRIPLE THREAT
Cilla Black vs Sandie Shaw vs Lulu

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5830 23:06

Sandie Shaw because if the other two try to form an alliance, the name Sandie Shaw would take more time to discuss.

VW R32 or Subaru WRX?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5833 23:32

As I could not find crash test ratings for either vehicle, I will have to give the victory in a head-on collision to the VW R32. Reason being it has only two doors and a higher curb weight. But I'm also biased against hood scoops. Safety of human drivers not guaranteed.

Gangster Planet VS Nazi Planet

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5834 18:47

Nazi Planet, the gangster planet would be too rife with infighting to be able to carry on a decent fight.

An ant that looks like a spider vs a spider that looks like an ant.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5834 20:07

A spider that looks like an ant, because it can still shot webs at the imposter spider-ant.

The Mothership from the movie Independence Day or a Titan from Eve online.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5834 23:13

The Titan is immune to all kinds of electronic warfare, while the mothership was taken down with a MacBook and a nuke. The Titan wins, easily.

Darth Vader vs. Brock Samson

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5835 17:59

At first, I gathered this a simple victory for Darth Vader. But then I considered the essential rule of 'Good Guys Win' and that Darth Vader is at heart a scared little child. But then it became clear that this Brock Samson is just a good guy, not the good guy, more of a sidekick. In the end Brock Samson, like Obi-Wan Kenobi before him, sacrifices himself as the means to completion of some other goal. Most likely to protect the good guy.

Dr. Phil VS Judge Judy

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5835 20:13

Dr. Phil, he'd put Judge Judy in a hole in his back yard with the other judges that tried to convict him.

Arizona VS. Arizona Iced Tea

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 02:30

Arizona because any iced tea will quickly evaporate in Arizona.

Bugs Bunny or The Angry Video Game Nerd?

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 21:58

Bugs Bunny creates a Lady Video Game Nerd out of TNT, a dress, and a blonde wig. The Angry Video Game Nerd, not being a cartoon, is washed off the floor, walls and ceiling with a hose. And most unfortunately he had no extra lives or continues left.

Charles Manson VS John Wayne Gacy

78 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5838 21:35

Gacy would be too busy raping little boys to notice that a member of Manson's "family", jacked up on LSD and thinking that Gacy is responsible for Manson's failure to break into the record industry before his conviction, is sneaking up behind him with a knife. Just as Gacy releases his load in little Johnny's anus, the drugged-up woman slits his throat. She then proceeds to kill Johnny in the same manner, and then dies after another hit.

TAG TEAM MATCH for EVIL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Morgoth and Sauron vs. champions Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5839 00:09

Darth Vader and and Emperor Palpatine because more fanboys give them support.

Card Captor Sakura or Sailor Moon?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5840 01:46

Card Captor Sakura can make herself massive and then just step on Sailor Moon. Or she could make herself tiny, enter Sailor Moon's nose, climb up to her brain and then use the fire card to burn it, before quickly making her escape. She may be a little girl, but she's fucking lethal.

DJ CLONEPA Vs SEASONABLE CLONEPA #85

81 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5841 01:24

SEASONABLE CLONEPA #85 DUE TO MANLINESS

Terry Bogard vs. Hotaru Futaba

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 01:50

We've been over this a gazillion times. THERE. IS. NO. CLEAR. WINNER.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1202850490 vs http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1227718476

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 07:14

>>82
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1202850490 had 0.213 posts per day, but http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1227718476 had 0.2995, so http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1227718476 is clearly the winner.

Tohno Shiki vs. Ryougi Shiki

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:20

Due to continued lazy refusal to look up either name, Ryougi is victorious because the name has more aesthetic appeal in print.

Unstoppable Force VS Immovable Object

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 23:27

Unstoppable Force, because it just plain breaks the immovable object into bits that do move.

Aztecs vs. Ancient Egyptians

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:53

The ancient Egyptians were much better at drawing than the Aztecs were and they also made their home in the middle of a fucking desert as opposed to a teeming rain forest, so I say Egyptians

A bird watcher vs. an insect collector

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 12:59

Insect Collectors are highly muscular and much more agile than lame binocular wielders. One of them could would crush a bird watching sissy like a rare beetle.

Aaron Burr vs. Alexander Hamilton the rematch (Cage match)

88 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5842 19:07

Burr won by cheating the first time, however since then Hamilton has managed to turn his visage into a weapon. He's also learned to stop time. Think ZA WARUDO with $10 bills replacing Dio Brando's knives, and you know why Hamilton would be victorious this time.

Shigeru Miyamoto vs. ZUN

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 19:31

ZUN unleashes a bullet hell attack while Shigeru is still questing for the Master Sword with his three hearts life bar. The result is a misty pink death for Miyamoto and victory for ZUN.

Eric Foreman (That 70's Show) VS Eric Foreman (House M.D.)

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 19:46

Dr. Foreman because he is black and would obviously be a thug.

East Coast Rap vs. West Coast Rap

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 00:32

East Coast Rap because the smog on the west coast more quickly destroys the lungs of West Coast Rappers.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 01:58

Will the fresh prince of bel-air vs. Zack Morris

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 19:21

It's no secret Will fled across the contenintal united states when he got in one little fight. The fact that his mom sent him to Bel-Air, and he did not even flee of his own accord, only reveals his nature as a sissy. Zack Morris wins by default as Will does not even show up for the fight. 'Very special episodes' of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Saved By The Bell follow.

Flaming Carrot vs. Earthworm Jim

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 21:55

Flaming Carrot, because even best friends fear him a little!

The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers vs. Mexico's military

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5858 23:26

The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, because the best weapons Mexico has are lowrider Chevy Impalas with hydraulics and shitloads of flashy colors. A giant mecha or 2 can crush them all.

Sailor Mercury versus Sailor Jupiter

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5863 19:01

Sailor Jupiter because she's hotter.

The KKK versus Jackson 5.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5863 21:47

Jackson 5. Lord knows they all can take a beating, and Michael could probably take on the whole KKK single-handedly.

George Clinton vs. the entire Bootsy's Rubber Band.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 01:51

Difficult one. Against anyone else, George Clinton would easily be able to overpower them with funk, and cause them to do the Cosmic Slop to the death. Saying this, he has far more up his sleeve than even the entirety of the Rubber Band have - after all, he has fought wars of Armageddon, he has stood on the verge of getting it on, he has tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe and he freed the minds and asses of countless mortals. The rest of the Rubber Band would fall to him within the first hour; only Bootsy would be left. The remaining battle would be a ridiculous synth-laden 10 year jam battle that would cause all life in the world to implode from sheer funkiness, all that would be left would be Clinton's glasses. However, then the soul of Eddie Hazel would lead the souls of everything that ever lived into the new universe, Ideon-style.

Daddy Cool vs Squeeks

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 03:09

While Squeeks was out backpacking the world Daddy Cool was building up his funds and amassing an army of loyal VIPPERS to do his bidding. Based on that I say Daddy Cool.

People who duble post vs. people who don't refresh the page before they post

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5864 13:49

People who double post, because they are willing to put up with abuse while people who don't refresh the page are just forgetful.

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