[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 19:23

That was a disappointing ending, I kind of wish >>998 would've defeated his fears and obtained >>999. I'm sure he would've made the most of it.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 00:20

If I had checked back this morning instead of waiting until now, I could have gotten 999

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 00:57

That was a lame 999. This one better be amazing to make up for it.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 01:23

Bet I could piss into that plant from here

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 18:24

>>4, >>5

Well, we're off to a good start.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 22:43

It seems >>998's worries came true, as >>1-san made a silly typo in creating this thread.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5829 15:30

I know you want to call... so call!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5835 19:34

goddam where is that thread with the story about the naked woman that forgot something and the religious parrot and the portal dogs and the harry-potter-plot-spoilers i want to read that story again dammit

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 19:18

I forgot what a prime number is andd i'm too lazy t look it up

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 19:51

>>10 must be hunted down and grilled on a spit

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 22:15

>>10-san's punishment seems a bit extreme...

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 14:51

I really should do some work right now but I just cannot because I am so lazy.

god, why am I so lazy. I should really do something and make a living on my own

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 15:16

I think Mr.ジェームス is hilarious and Debito Arudou needs to get a life that doesn’t involve having a stick up his ass.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 20:06

Today there was a kid in my bio class that I swear had a picture of Mageres on his labtop. I wounder where he found it and if he even knows what it means.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 20:28

What does Mageres mean to you, >>15-san ?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 21:01

>>16

Mageres is a famous and well known 2-chan meme involving a picture of an older Asian gentleman making a funny face and giving a hearty thumbs up, typically with a red and yellow sunburst background. It can be used sincerely, as in "good job", sarcastically, or just for the hell of it. He's also photoshopped into a lot of pictures and featured in a lot of Nico Nico Douga.

To me personally Mageres is a pretty cool dude. He flashes thumbs up and doesn't afraid of anything.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 22:10

>>15
Everyone has a picture of Mageres in their computers - It's the law.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 23:12

penis

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5849 00:23

I never knew what the Mageres meme was about, but even then I still thought it was kind of funny.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5850 16:28

I'm glad I finally found out that meme's name.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5892 05:11

I wish these drunk rednecks would stop screaming. It's 1:10am and there are other people in the hotel trying to sleep.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5892 05:21

penis

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5892 06:36

YOU ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL
TO ME

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5892 09:05

oh my god i cant stop thinking of guinea pigs. oh my god oh my god oh my god mum put out the hairdryer what the fuck youre going on my nerves

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5892 20:49

I've fallen in love again, with a girl I've fancied for ages...now that she's came up to visit me and done a shitload of drugs with me, it doesn't matter so much that she's in my little brother's year at school! I only wish she was here so I could hold her now rather than odd visits now and then.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 00:11

I think theres a possibility that Americas going to have another civil war or some other kind of internal conflict pretty soon. When did the last one end? 1865? 95? It was more than a hundred years ago, so yeah, we're due for another one.

I should buy a gun.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 03:08

>>27

I hope this does not happen. I'm in a confederate state, but I hate confederates.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 05:05

>>28
The fuck you talking about? That was all us, man. The Elitist Superstructure will rise again!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 17:54

I love you too.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 20:08

I'm so afraid.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 03:34

dicks dicks lol

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 08:04

There sure are a lot of Brits around here.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 08:33

I'll take your fears away.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 09:28

Miton ga suki!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 09:36

It’s always Putin’s turn.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 14:12

Why am I browsing DQN in lecture again

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 20:28

>>33 I see myself as Scottish rather than British.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5894 21:55

>>38

Oh, one of those Northern Ireland people, are you?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 18:43

god, life is so meaningless
theres nothing out there for me
i should just give up

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 19:53

Why can't you be with me ? And what is this strange feeling ?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5896 23:02

>>40 if you fixed the first line it could be a haiku

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 09:05

>>42 if you fixed your brain you could be less haiku.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 17:28

>>39
For the Scotsmen have their thistle, and the Welshmen have their leek
The English have a rose, my boys, and lots of flamin' cheek
The Irish have their shamrock and they hold it very dear
But you'll find it wi' the thistle in auld Glasgow at New Year

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5897 18:09

I really want to suck dick

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5898 00:27

I really want to get my dick sucked

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 00:42

I'm pretty sure that this is the girl I'm going to start a family with. I can't wait till she turns 16 in a couple of years

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 09:47

I swear to god, one of these days I'm going to bring a baseball bat to work and beat the living shit out of this printer. A printer shouldn't take 15 mins to print 20 sheets of paper.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5899 16:38

aalawlhhl
lawbadoobedoo

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 13:54

>>28
It will probably be a Christfag versus realistic people war, given where the USA is headed.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5900 22:41

>>28
It will absolutely be a war between the Elitist Superstructure and retards like >>50.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 03:51

I just touched my bare feet and smelt my hands. Man, it smells bad, but it smells like limburger cheese so now I've realized I'm kinda hungry.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 16:42

AT SUBWAY (EAST FRESH)

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 20:06

i missed DQN

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 22:48

>>47 there's no longer any doubt. Last night I talked her out of suicide and she told me that all her relationships fail because she's in love with me.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5901 22:59

I THOUGHT

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5902 19:02

いくうーーーっ

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5903 10:27

VICTOR GODDAMN SULLIVAN

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5909 21:38

KATTO

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 00:19

controlaltdeus.bandcamp.com rules hard!

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5910 00:59

Burnin' Rubber

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 04:38

Running in the Ninties

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 14:29

I'm at school wearing an Ash Ketchum necklace

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5915 16:43

I have a sudden urge to ridicule and harass >>63

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 21:24

Rome wasn't built in a day, but Constantinople damn near was.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5922 01:56

My bladder feels full, but almost nothing comes out when I pee unless I push on it.

Then, it shrinks the bladder so I must get up in the middle of the night to pee.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5926 23:39

My microwave's LCD screen is broken in such a way that it counts down as 9, 9, 7, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 12:27

Last night I was curled up on my bed tripping balls and Peter Murphy on my Bauhaus poster was staring at me saying "MASTURBATION. MASTURBATION. MASTURBATION."

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 13:38

PLASTIC HIPPIES HAVE NO BIPPIES

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 13:42

>>67

Why is it still able to display the 2 if the vertical lower left thingy is broken?

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 14:21

wangs

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 14:27

watashi no kare wa pairotto

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 17:16

APERTURE SCIENCE

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 19:11

stop stop sit back i dont wanna hear no chit chat and you dont wanna hear no click clack so i suggest you best sit back

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 23:03

I've been masturbating a lot more lately.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 03:08

Lemonade and Apple juice mixed together looks like urine, but it tastes so damned good.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 16:19

my captchas just RULE today

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 16:33

I like the Winnebago Rialta, but I can barely afford to keep my basic car alive.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5929 22:48

My headphones broke, now i'll never master that dnb tune properly. Fuck fuck fuck!

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 00:49

Should I turn off Skype? The conversation's over. At this point all I hear is heavy breathing.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5930 17:59

I am under the influence of marijuana more often than I am not.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 11:41

I am off my tits on a substance similar to mdma, and i have a lecture in 20 minutes

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 06:25

I am your mom and go to bed.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 13:28

Fucking your mom was like strapping my hips to a paint shaker.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 14:20

WHEN SEE ME CHOKE THE GANGSTARRRR!

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 15:29

mmm, nice fresh sweet oranges. I'd rather eat this than a candy bar.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 18:50

I gotta go piss also fuck Toronto.

As in, the city. Not the person/people responsible for that funky track 'Electric Toothbrush' on Jet Set Radio.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5935 23:25

My father hid all the Codeine syrup when I came home, I think he fucking knows. asshole hurts from dry opiate shits.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5936 00:23

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in Sailor Jupiter's pee, and I liked it.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5938 16:02

We were talking about what kind of sound we wanted for our band, what direction we're heading for, last night at practice, and the drummer said he'd been listening to some early Red Hot Chili Peppers and thought he could hear similarities. I thought ths was great, usually he's a pretty mainstream guy and I was glad that he'd explored something often overlooked by casual RHCP fans. I asked him what song he'd heard and he said Around The World.

...

That's from Californication I said, certainly not the early Chilis sounds like on Freaky Stylee or the Uplift Mofo Party Plan. Return to disappointment. I know I sound pretentious sometimes and it annoys him but I've devoted my entire life to music and I want to do something interesting with our band... I mean we're all skilled enough.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5938 17:50

cocks

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5939 03:24

am i real. is this real. am i awake. sweet sedation how i love you.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5939 21:13

So there I was, a carving knife in hand as I'm staring at a pile of brown sugar I had purposely cast on the ground and I'm thinking: "You know what, I'm really fucking crazy!"

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5939 23:07

I hate fucking coughing.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 01:12

>>93

You sound kinda crazy.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 10:11

I really like being a pretty girl in online games. But I don't like getting attention from male players. Can't you just let me be pretty alone without making me type out that I'm a male?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 18:04

I really like being a pretty girl in online games and getting male players to buy me things.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 18:43

I really like being a pretty girl in online. I get treated decently, and if I'm in a group with other pretty girls I don't have to hover awkwardly in the background looking at my feet and feeling ashamed of even being alive like I have to do in real life. I wish I could be pretty in real life too.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5940 23:32

fuck

vc: luck--rhyming but what I am short on.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 08:14

finally

Also, there's no good anime this coming season.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 10:50

I'm also fairly jealous of females and how many clothing options compared to what males have. I dunno if I'm just not looking hard enough or I'm just an idiot.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 10:57

>clothing options they have

My bad.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5941 19:01

>>101
Becoming gay, a fetishist, or a crossdresser are your only hopes for improving the situation. I'm sorry.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 16:51

>>103 not that there's anything wrong with that! I'm straight, with a lovely girlfriend, but I'm wearing glittery yellow hairclips and tights under my jeans cos it's chilly. And a sparkly fake-diamond bracelet. BLING BLING

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5942 19:30

>>101 Go shirtless because it is legal as long as you are outside of a store.

Women get arrested for going shirtless except in a small number of places.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5952 23:58

SHIT on BIG NIPPLE! Make vc:deick is ROCK HARD!!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5953 11:52

Cute girls have twin drills.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 04:22

Why the fuck would she think that I knew a good lawyer?

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 17:18

I don't like you. I've never liked you. The only reason I spend any time with you is .

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5956 22:47

In a pathetic attempt to document the ever-changing and thoroughly abstract concept of -, I've only solidified my sense of self-disappointment and discovered the rotting corpse of my insecurities

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 19:30

the monkey on my back is gone right now but he'll be back soon
he always comes back
i hate that monkey

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5957 23:10

>>101 I'm a crossdresser. It's quite fun...try it sometime!

It's actually not as weird as it seems to go to the women's section of a department store and buy stuff.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 03:50

The first thing this one girl I know has said to me in months is "Jesus Christ you're skinny! Fucking eat something!"
My gut response is "Jesus Christ you're fat! Stop eating!"

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 23:12

jane, get me off of this crazy thing

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 21:03

>>113
The proper response should have been "Yes, my child. Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled."

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 21:39

death to the yes
the yes to death

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5964 00:33

I do like dubstep, and not just to be hip.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5964 00:48

I've just been browsing the Forbidden Garden. There are a shitload threads in there...

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5964 00:59

why oh why didn't i take the blue pill

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5964 01:35

holy crap
I am stopping posting here because anybody can post anything under the any name.

121 Name: Barack Obama : 1993-09-5964 01:45

I wouldn't be where I am now if it weren't for DQN

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5964 12:50

I dqn'd in a supermarket today

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5964 18:06

I wish I were a dog. Never again would I have to do obnoxious things like 'work' or 'wear pants'. The best part is I could poop anywhere I wished and foolish human would have to clean up after me.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:14

I also wish >>123 were a dog.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:32

I thought chest hair would make me a man. It just made me hairy

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 16:09

More things should be flavored with liquorice or anise

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 08:37

>>126
Anus, you say?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 13:40

I WISH I WAR A BARD

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5967 18:55

Running in the 90's ♪

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 01:01

Let's go somewhere for a little while ♪

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 01:04

This will be such a shitty year.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 01:10

TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME SPEND ON STUDYING
STRESS
STRESS
STRESS

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 13:46

今晩は

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 15:57

今度マジでロシア行きを考えています。
でもモスクワ、サンク、ウラジオ・・・どこがいいんでしょうか?
あと僕はロシア語全くできないので英語が通じるところがいいですが
そういうのもエリアに関係あるんでしょうか?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 16:06

この町はネオナチがアジア人を沢山、街中で殺してるよ
これは事実
こわいい
いきたくない
この町にいる日本人は 本当に  壮烈です
すごいですね

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 16:39

この国女の子って見た目と中身のギャップがとんでもないね

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 17:54

お休みなさい

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 20:59

2005年の秋
西の空はレモン真っ白色に染まり、窓から眩しい夕日が差し込む。
家にはだれもいなかった。 
一人で大江 健三郎を読んだ。

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 21:17

暗夜
ひまつぶし

雨…
雨は好きだ
何となく

空が真っ暗だ
つうか、落ち着く明るさ

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 21:51

はやとちり

おはよう

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 23:06

「оторвавшийся тромп」って正確には何て訳せば良いんだろ?
イゴール・ガイダールの死亡記事(コメルサント)読んでたんだけど、死因の日本語訳がよくわからん。日本の記事だと「血栓症」ってなってるけど。

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5968 23:28

余計なこと考えなくていいし、心も環境もスッキリして一石二鳥じゃね?
(=゚ー゚)

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 00:03

What the fuck are you guys blabbering about?

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 00:24

>>143
You're a looney.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 01:02

疲れた
寝たい

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 01:05

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ペットがいなくなった
淋しい

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 09:32

Will it ever be 1994?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 10:19

No.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 10:25

>>147 is an idiot.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 17:10

I hate my life.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 17:54

I wish I could dance like a normal person, instead of only being able to do the Macarena, the Charleston and the Running Man.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5970 21:47

( ゚ ヮ゚) They should rename Michigan Mittengan because it looks like a scraggly left-hand mitten.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5970 22:47

>>152 the Elitist Superstructure would buy it at today's low prices, but unfortunately the nations of the world haven't been paying their requisite tribute, the philistine assholes.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 03:51

It's really sad that I am infected with aids...
I should have told it to my girlfriend...
But I simply forgot

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 06:10

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 08:33

Korea is a Russian province!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 13:32

Cum cum cum in america

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 13:54

>>154 I made a haiku

It's really sad, I have AIDS
I should have told her
But I just kind of forgot

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 14:32

>>158
Isn't the set-up 5-7-5, not 7-5-7?

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 20:44

DOWN WITH EXAMS

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 21:10

┐ (´・ω・`) ┌ <というか、私はそれが分かってない。あなたも分かっていないね。

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 21:27

I don't feel any emotions while speaking Tagalog.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 22:48

バイ

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5972 23:37

Okay.
Sorry for everything hope you are not upset

I am off to study.
bye bye :)

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 05:13

I could go for some hot, wet NEET pussy right about now.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 21:02

>>165 has the right idea in the wrong place.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 18:57

>>159 You are correct, >>158 is confused and a drug addict

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 19:53

I can't help but feeling a little guilty for enjoying the pumpkin cookies so much while my deceased grandparent lay in the adjacent room.

I mean, damn, they were really good cookies.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 21:12

>>165

How about some cold, dry NEET cock?

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 00:41

>>168
I had that same experience, twice. What made it more uncomfortable is that the grandparents in question would probably want people to enjoy the cookies at the reception; they weren't exactly fuddy-duddies....

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 23:49

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 00:03

>>170
I never had that feeling myself. I didn't attend my grandparents funeral.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 02:47

Reading >>168 and >>170 made me think about what I would feel if I were the one that was dead and my grandchild felt bad about enjoying cookies at my reception/wake. Basically it boils down to this:

I would be happy that my grandchild went to my wake and I'd be happy that they were enjoying the cookies, cause hey, those things are boring and sad so if you can get any joy from it more power to you. I would also encourage them to sneak some out so they can have some at home. At the same time I would think it would suck because those cookies sound good and I would want one. So maybe I'll tell my family that if there's any good food at my wake to put some in my casket so that, I donno, when it decomposes and turns into a ghost cookie I can have some too.

So yeah. There you go.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 14:31

I was thinking

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 20:43

I got ge as my verification code again but I've decided not to make an ultra-long rant based on it.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 05:12

I want to read the Yoshinoya thread, but honestly, I can't be bothered to read variations of the same post with maybe 10% of the words changed.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 05:48

Man, it breaks my heart to see Conan leave.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 22:34

that would have been less embarrassing to watch if beck had done the singing

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 01:00

This site needs to liven up. We need more posters, but how do we get a larger community without inviting 4channers, youtube commenters, etc ?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 09:09

I'm fine with a small community.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 09:27

>>180

So am I.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 16:36

Use the AA board as the main attraction. It grabs people's attention

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 20:14

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ting_%28soft_drink%29

I just had some of this Ting soda and it was delicious!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 22:46

>>182

( ˃ ヮ˂) Hire an AA master to keep the cute girls thread continuously updated with original content!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 07:52

( ・∀・) I just took a poop!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 08:42

( ´Д`ノ DRESS TO THE RIGHT!

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 12:57

schlobadob malosovich

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 06:15

I just got one of those let's launder this two million dollars together spams from a guy supposedly named Ejner Anderson. Ejner? EJNER? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE NAME EJNER COME FROM?

On the other hand, it does sound kinda Scandinavian...

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 06:39

>>188

Apparently it's Danish. I wonder how you pronounce it? I guess the j goes to a y sound, like in fjord, so many "Eh-yeh-ner"?

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 06:44

Fucking Danes.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 15:29

Trollhattan isn't an island.

192 Name: Trollcatraz : 1993-09-5993 17:37

No- but it should be. It would be place where we could ship all the trolls to... a physical /b/ if you will. We could hook them up to computers and have them all posting on an imageboard that was hosted on a special LAN that was restricted to that island (they could never post anywhere else).

In time, we could even devise a way to draw electricity from their constant fapping and typing.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 06:46

Sober poets try way too hard to make an impact

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 06:47

I'm a poet and I don't know the proper usage of "to" and "too".

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 07:59

learning korean is a headache but since I'm not in college anymore I really feel like I should do something constructive with my time that isn't a video game.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 09:18

I don't want to go in.
I only have one class.

But I have to leave because at some point today I'm going out to get weed, and I need an excuse.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 16:23

Apple totally jumped the shark.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 21:13

People complaining about drugs being everywhere are liars. If I wanted to find some I wouldn't even know where to start. Damn, people doing drugs on youtube look like they're having so much fun...

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 00:01

I have to go to bed soon but I don't wanna.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 01:02

I've said it before and I'll say it again: DO NOT READ COMMENTS ON WEB 2.0 SITES WITHOUT MENTAL SHIELDING. You will lose I.Q. points quickly this way if you don't exercise due caution.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 02:06

I'm about to get into bed after a 66 hour stim binge, but I can't stop the whispering and breathing walls and flames. But for some reason text looks really nice, the serifs are hugging me.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5996 06:12

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 06:04

I've always been fond of serifs.
Nice name, too, for little curlies.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 18:34

I've got the damn jitters.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 19:42

I miss you.

206 Name: winter : 1993-09-5998 14:33

The Angels of Fontography are the Serifim.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5998 21:15

HTML validation is stupid...

Unlike the Blues Brothers!

⊂(゚ヮ゚⊂⌒つ

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5998 21:58

WELCOME TO DEEP PLACE

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 02:38

>>207 Hey I'm watcing the Bluse Brother! Weirdf

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 18:39

Do I dare to eat a peach?

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 19:05

Fucking mermaids only sing to each other, never to me. I bet they're all dykes.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 19:48

>>211 those are mostly hopeless basement dwellers anyways. They're hoping to snag a girl who's into girl-on-girl.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 03:11

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 05:52

I get annoyed when people say they listen to "everything." I usually find multiple genres that people like that have never heard of. I have yet to find that music guru who really listens to "everything" actively.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 06:56

>>213

I really doubt that's what you were thinking.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 14:41

If I went down to the crossroads, I wouldn't find a guitar teacher.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 16:31

Running table top role playing games is a little challenging, with all the book-keeping and whatnot.

It's pretty rewarding though.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 20:09

If the spammers don't stop, I'm banning tor.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 02:43

I LIKE I LIKE

I LIKE THIS SONG

THIS SONG THIS SONG YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

DOOODOOODOOODOODOOOOOOO

I've discovered two of Anamanaguchi's old Famicompo entries; which are just pure chiptune and are really fucking catchy and groovy and awesome.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 07:13

Shit yeah one of my favorite artists posted new porn and its hot as hell huff huff

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 17:30

Dear whoever decided that adding an "Open All Bookmarks" button to Chrome that does not prompt you before attempting to open a few hundred tabs was a good idea: it wasn't.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 17:45

I'm off to band practice, bye guys

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 20:07

Bye.

(P.S. You forgot the period at the end of your sentence.)

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 23:22

t̢͚̤̯̣̖͓͍̮̝͇̍̎̂̒́ͮ̑̄̏̍̍ͯ́̚͘ͅͅa̷̵̧̪͍͚̫̼̬̭̘̬͍̘̱̣̫̘͛ͭ̈̈̉̈́́̂͛͊̂̎͂ͬ͋͛̚͝͝ͅnͭͯ̇̾͌͜͟͏̶͖̺̼̳̻̯̭͓̖̣̜ͅaͦ̓̎̂͊̍ͦ̂ͫ͊ͬͤͩͨ͏̶̡͎͕̥̺̬͠s̘̟͇̭̺̖̠̻͎͍̼͙͖̹͚͛̓̑͐ͣ̒͢͞͞ͅi̧̐̇͛ͭ͂ͭ̎҉̢͉̩̻͉̼̣̥͉̺̤̣̪̗̻͖n̶̛̛͉̭͍̘̼̱̝͖͍̬̗͇̙̊ͧ́ͧ̆̿̍̓ͤ̎ͧͯ̍̎ͦ̄ͭ̌̔ñ̴̹̼̺̞̟̮̯́̏̕͜

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 02:32

You need a hippo to ride a vine Tarzan style through the jungle, smashing down trees left and right? You go to Lou. He'll set you up.

226 Name: war face : 1993-09-6002 03:11

Despite popular opinion, hippos are actually quite aggressive.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 05:41

In general, a hippo is more than a match for the average panda.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 17:38

>>223 Sorry! I'm usually a stickler for punctuation after reading Eats, Shoots And Leaves.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 17:41

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Oxford comma! Oxford comma!
 ⊂彡

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 20:13

I'm in the place to be... and not to be at the same...
Time.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 00:25

No one's posting in my thread ;.;

I feel so rejected...

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 02:48

Rejection is temporary!! My captcha is coyyish!!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 03:46

>>231

No one reads my blog.

I feel so boring.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 04:01

what the butt oooooooooooooo

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 04:12

i HATE MYSELF SO MUCH.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 07:39

>>233

What's the url?

I will read it! I promise.

Well...
Maybe not the whole thing, but some of it at least.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 18:07

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 16:27

Capatcha was fack

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 16:28

Now it's pouy, and I still can't spell captcha right on the first try

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 08:55

I'm being extremely emo right now, I should stop posting.

You know that stage where people get depressed- and they're usually depressed over stupid shit or to be dramatic- and you'll be listing to a song and usually it's a not-that-great-song(but even if it's a good song still) and they start talking about "how true to life this song is, man" and how they can "totally relate to what they're saying" and you're like, your stupid full of shit retarded douchebag and know one cares, you know that?

Yhea, that's the stage I'm getting too.

P.S.

My captcha is "fe"

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 08:57

Oh man I can't even make my thoughts coherent tonight hurr durr.

And now my captcha is "ye".

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6009 00:12

Robots don't say "ye"!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6009 09:51

Life was so good yesterday. Today I can't even get out of bed.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 22:43

>>242
BE YE HUMAN OR BE YE ROBOT?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 23:12

What the hell am I doing with my life? There has to be something I'm missing amid the haze of masturbation, sci-fiction, and math.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 23:41

No, you hit the mains pretty well there.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 02:57

If there is an HOV lane, there should also be a DQN lane.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 03:25

>>247

Hasn't that been posted before?

Stop posting things that have been posted before, you're giving me deja vu

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 14:03

I'm passively teaching English to a Chinese acquaintance.

(07:00:29 AM) michelle: we get together to have a meal
(07:01:06 AM) ei: What foods do you eat?
(07:01:08 AM) michelle: all of my relatives

I feel kind of bad for laughing at this.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 14:43

(07:40:52 AM) michelle: you have QQ???
(07:41:52 AM) ei: Ahh, no, I only made an account after you showed me it.
(07:42:21 AM) michelle: i can't add you
(07:42:25 AM) michelle: OMG

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 22:22

why did she start taking so many drugs?

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 15:11

relief

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 17:28

This is possibly the most painful pizza I have ever eaten. I don't know if it was the drugs or the girl I was with, but something's given me an infection on my tongue :(

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 18:20

I need... to summon the strength.

The strength... to shave off my beard, then go to the store to buy tobacco and milk and febreeze and soup.

But... this couch is so comfy.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 21:06

In Soviet Russia, beard shaves you off!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 06:47

JERRY BEEEEANS, HI HI

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 16:19

>>248
This thread IS the DQN lane.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:06

Guy who originally posted the lame confession about the HOV lane here.

So... I hate driving. Makes shitty days shittier. Got up late, had to rush to class (it's a test day for a 1-hour class; every minute counts and I wasn't ready). And boy, fucking nobody can drive around here, not with ice on the road. Doesn't help I went the wrong way first, either.

I somehow manage to be only 15 minutes late. And I use my card to get into the parking garage just so I can spend less time walking; if I weren't late, I'd just walk more, no big. Now usually, it doesn't matter if I even go to this class, but it's a test day, so I write down my answers in a fury and somehow got a skeleton down, but I'd have had more complete answers if I'd been on time.

Then I'm on the way back. Turns out I can't fucking drive either. I hate driving. OOPS I lost my ID can't get out of the garage without it. So the guy lets me out, but even now I have no idea where the goddam card is. Then on the way back I follow a big, slow truck who makes a right turn and I almost run a red and almost hit some lady who does the pretty understandable WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCK YOU routine. So I look up, and whaddaya know, it's red. Also, there's a camera. One of like five lights with a camera on the whole route and that's where I run a red. I'm usually more careful than that, but it's been a shitty day, okay? I sheepishly reverse back out of the intersection. I forget to put the gear back and almost back into the car behind me when the light turned green (they'd left me space so I could back up in the first place, mind you).

When I finally got home, I took a huge fucking dump and it hurt like fuck. Huuuuge, Rochester, yewwwwww-juh! The only thing that can salvage today is if this post amuses or severely depresses someone else.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:20

( ゚ ヮ゚) I lol'd pretty hard

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 18:08

>>258 saved me from the dark place, thank you >>258

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 00:56

God, I strongly dislike this girl. She's a real 'oh, I'll just pass this module/year/life' kind of person . This... this... parasite is dragging my team down. I hate that attitude. I hate it.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 20:48

today i thought "i miss the good old character threads on the front page" and now someone bumped 2 of them....

thank you, whoever you might be!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 05:24

Oh my god, she wore a fucking tiara while receiving her silver metal?

No wonder the rest of the world hates us. God I hope the media absolute ripes that bitch a new one.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 06:43

>>263
The world knows little of the Elitist Superstructure, so I haven't a clue who this "us" you're talking about is.

Though you can be sure we arranged it.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 07:36

Whenever I think of the "Elitist Superstructure" images come to mind of giggling, scrawny, virginal, mid-level businessmen with big, stupid smiles like you'd see on a four year old, the legs of their pants slightly rising above their socks as they lurk and post on DQN.

"New World Order" indeed.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 16:06

I LIKE TEA.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 20:36

prefuse 73 really blows

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 02:59

i can't believe this thread is still around

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 16:40

>>265 close but i get plenty of sex and i'm not a businessman. I do have a big stupid smile though, and I just noticed you can see my tartan shoes, usually mostly coverd by my jeans

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 18:19

I wonder what DQN is up to now, haven't been by since september.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6017 23:31

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dqn

Hmm, my blood certainly rushes when I'm on DQN

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 00:49

My heart races for >>272

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 06:28

Why me? I'm a nice guy, why does this kind of shit happen to me? Shit that's out of my control, shit that couldn't be prevented.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 10:50

I just spent a load of time on AT.

It was somewhat OK, but the community there is so disjointed.

The pedo population's contributions are truly harrowing. Not that there is anything wrong with finding kids attractive, imo, but they take it a little too far.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:33

I JUST RUINED MY KEYBOARD

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:07

>>276

HOW ARE YOU TYPING THEN?

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:44

PURE WILLPOWER

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 04:35

OH GOD YOUR PSYCHIC CAN YOU READ MY THOUGHTS?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 05:55

ONLY WHEN YOU POST THEM

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 06:38

OH GOD DO I HAVE TO PLUG THE CONTROLLER IN THE SECOND SLOT OR SOMETHING?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 06:47

press start+L+R+Z

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 09:16

I'm gonna bu-n in the rain
and that murderously loud thunder only makes me harder

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 03:31

I know everyone else and their mother does too, but I'm really starting to hate facebook.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 04:24

i can't believe it took me this long to truly appreciate how much i hate that cunt.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 21:19

The unix administrators in my old university all looked like the comic book guy.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 16:24

Face down, ass up! That's... Man I should stop listening to duran duran duran when I should be having fantasies about last night.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 05:00

( ゚ -゚) My laptop’s fan is dying.

( ゚ ヮ゚) But it sounds like the propeller on one of those old biplanes!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 15:32

ICANN has cheezeburger

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 00:24

I can't remember the last time I didn't go to a 48-hour party at the weekend

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 02:06

Shimako san wa, noriko san wo, ?? do nai wo?!?!

Do nai wo? Do nai wo!?? Do nai no, do nai wo!?!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 05:38

>>291

Oh god I can hear it too now ahhhhhh get out of my head

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 06:13

MY KEYBOARD WORKS

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 06:28

Akai akai akai kamen no V3

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 14:43

A KOI A KOI A KOI KOI SEN

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 16:49

I think she should just go fuck herself. Oh, and why can't i seem to find RS-links for Oblivion? Shouldn't I be learning for that exam tomorrow? I am such a loser for hanging around on this site instead.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 19:55

By my daily visits, the traffic of DQN increased by a whopping 100%.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 23:48

Goodbye, drugs.
Hello, short-term memory.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:00

I found some ritalin while I was cleaning out my kitchen cabinets.

I threw them away.

I used to have a big problem with drugs.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:36

I have never before gotten a get

Except for that one 999

I guess I should be happy for what I have.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 03:31

>>300 all posts are GET (this post is 301 GET); 4chan, in typical fashion, has simply distorted this meaning when imitating Japan because only interesting numbers are worth fighting over, and fighting over bullshit is what they do best there.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 04:17

>>298>>299
Good for you two!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 20:57

why do people get so hung up about swearing? and why is eminem such a faggot?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 02:44

>>301
That is what happens when I have nothing else to say
In typical 4chan fashion

Why did my phone just turn on all by itself?

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 02:45

Oh now it turned off
I'm happy now

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 03:10

the world is a vampire

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 03:18

My right pec is slightly tighter than my left because I masturbated today (twice).

I have mild scoliosis because I masturbated so much as a kid and wasn't very active (6+ plus hours on video games/internet during my teen years; almost no exercise).

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 04:49

>>304 that means someone is SPYING on you!!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 06:40

OH GOD

THE GOVERNMENT CAN TURN OUR PHONES ON

PUT ON EXTRA LAYER OF TINFOIL

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 07:08

http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/harmony/#grid

Someone who's better at art than me do something cool with this.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 08:44

Man, all this new influx of calories everyday is GREAT. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING HUGE. Soo, I'll be the FATTEST OF THEM ALL!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 11:55

Gosh i really feel like a döner now.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 22:12

Alcohol. Drugs. Overdrive. Noise.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:29

My willy is hung

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:52

I really fucking hate you, DQN.
I fuxking hate everything. I'm so fucking horny, aand my fucking girlfriend has me supresssing my sexuality for everything but her cunt, which I destroy weekly. People are confessing their love to me, and i can't grab a slice of thier pussy. I chat up women in bars, but stop myself.I end up in bed with women, but domn't fuckthem as my conscience wont allow me to do it. I know it's just pure biology saying you're on a winning streak socially, so sow that sweet seed, but I'm afradi I'll lose a tolerant, smart and funny woman for random pussy, but a moderately large amount of short term random pussy.

Am I naive, am I simply a dokyun, or am I playing it cool?

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:55

I really should not waste my time visiting *chan boards. Work instead. Do some work, goddammit. Be creative. You are slowly getting bored of all this internet posting shit. It truly keeps you from achieving greatness.

Only one more post. One more. One little refresh too. Just one.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 01:09

>>315

how often you whack off?

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 09:08

>>315, if you can't handle monogamia you should either try to jack off to porn to fool our instinct into thinking you have sex with lots of different women or suggest your girlfriend to bring some change into your sexual life.
for example you could do some mild roleplaying, one week she's the shy girl with glasses and knotted hair who likes gentle sofa sex, the next she's a horny girl who loves to ride you til you collapse or get banged doggystyle or whatever. it's about the details, maybe she could put on slightly different perfume every time and do other changes, maybe moan more at one night or do some dirty talking.
it's just important that your penis gets the impression of fucking different girls (which is why details like smell and the way she moves matter), chances will be high you won't feel the need to engage in any kind of activity with other girls no more.
maybe she'll be really into it and even want you to play different roles too. experimenting (without resorting to sick shit) is one of the most fun parts of sex.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 15:49

>experimenting (without resorting to sick shit)

Why not? My last girlfriend was into bloodplay, and it was awesome

We broke up cos i found out she was 14 lol

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 15:20

My main news source is /news/.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 15:31

Feeling so funky

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 17:52

When I saw bananas on the kitchen counter, the first thing I thought of was Len's hair.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6045 04:03

>>322
I would just think of dicks

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6045 10:56

While playing through UBW for the first time, I began to think of my current law lecturer, a real cynic.

He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique. As I furthered my education, I imitated him and had much success in academia and practice. He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique.

I began to see him in nightclubs, on streets, in courts. People remarked how much I had changed since I began studying law. I had my ideals, but I was less naive and more of a realist. Unconsciously, I was becoming like him.

I was in a cafe with my girlfriend and I was talking about my lecturer and some case law, following up with some thoughts on my career, and the path I had chosen. She told me that the lecturer was me in ten years time. Suddenly it made sense: he was the Archer to my Shirou. I was GAR for him.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:03

FACT: there are only two people writing DQN, me being one and you the other.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:05

Vocaloid is all about the cute mascots, because it sounds terrible.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 23:19

>>325
How do I know that you know that I'm not you?

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 23:34

>>325

You know perfectly well that there are 6 of us, #3, stop saying inane things like that

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 23:38

I'm not either of you. Not even if you're the one reading this.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 04:33

I CAN'T EVEN READ.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 04:37

wat

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 05:06

Jones Soda and some spicy pasta, does it get any better?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 07:57

>>332
if good sex follows and you like sex, yes. yes it does.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 01:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) I want to express words that are good~

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:33

What is a goy ?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 23:16

( ・ω・) My bestest friend asked me to air ads like these. What do you think?

Stay in school
\  |   /
  Λ Λ ___
  _( ゚ω゚)~
~~~/| \
/  |   \
 Do drugs

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 23:19

 Agree with
Beady Eyes
\  |   /
  Λ Λ ___
  _( ゚ω゚)~
~~~/| \
/  |   \
 Advice Dog
is a cool meme
and not totally
 played out

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 23:36

  Fullwidth
   Macron
\   |   /
  Λ Λ  _.
  _( ゚ω゚) ̄
 ̄ /| \
/   |   \
 Is what you
  wanted

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 13:56

FUUUUUUCK
\  |   /
  Λ Λ ___
  _( ゚ω゚)~
~~~/| \
/  |   \
IGOTTA PISSSSSSSSS

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 19:30

  This is
   silly.
\   |   /
  Λ Λ  _.
  _( ゚ω゚) ̄
 ̄ /| \
/   |   \
 Go fly a
  kite!

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 21:44

I don't like them.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 00:52

JIGGLYPUFF GABBERS UNITE

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 18:58

Using tinfoil is worse for your lungs than gauze

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 19:01

What's the controls for 2ch battle.swf?

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6073 10:02

Went three times around with the girl yesterday. Came together twice. I feel like we're seeing eye to eye again.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 16:59

imageboards were a lot better a few years ago

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 17:32

Once you go black, you never go back!

In terms of coffee, I mean.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 19:38

Needs more 3D

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 23:09

I'm using Debian on this old Pentium machine, and for some reason most of the "e"s on this page are katakana "ga"s

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 01:15

>>349 might have to change the character encoding for this page in Firefox. To do that, he would have to click "View," then "Character Encoding," then select "Japanese (Shift_JIS)". If that doesn't work, he should install Mona Font and set that as the default font for Japanese language text under the Content tab of the Preferences dialog.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 02:37

>Firefox

Bit of an assumption, pardner!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 06:34

"people still use opera and hate on firefox because it's the most used?"

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 13:50

Hmmmmm emergency mittens

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 16:45

I use Safari purely because i like it best, I have no opinion one way or the other towards firefox or opera.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 21:01

Life would be way more interesting if humans weren't the most advanced beings that the known universe had to offer.

I understand that sex, masturbation, and feelings of arousal are all entirely pointless, and that it would be to my advantage to disregard them, yet I can't stop. Case in point: as a human being, it's fucking hard to do make ourselves do the things we know we should be doing. Therefore, we're scum that can't even see our ideas realized without enormous amounts of self-control, just because are brains our wired to prioritize sex over everything.

Well, at least I feel this way about myself.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 22:06

I think Octopi have us beat. Good thing they don't have access to fire down there.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 02:12

Hopeless Otaku * Simple English Wikipedia = Chobits

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 13:46

The ctrl+v has got me wondering what has a silly Violent Femmes sample at the end. The only google result is that thread.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 17:50

">_<" is a valid tag on Danbooru.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 01:17

Don't worry, >>355! With the power of technology humans will soon be able to transcend their base physical needs by embedding their consciousness in machines.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 16:11

ACROSS 110TH STREEET

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 17:24

Thanks whoever posted the link to the Giant Robot Project video in the ctrl+v thread, what a cool guy! His enthusiasm inspires me

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 17:32

I have to take a dump so bad, but someone is in the bathroom. Will I hold or will I use the broken toilet downstairs? Or will I just go outside?

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 20:10

above poster reminded me when I splattered all over a plastic bag

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 22:58

EVERY TIME YOU DROP THE BOMB YOU KILL THE CHILD YOUR GOD HAS BORNE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 23:36

>>362
np!!!!

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 01:04

>>361 Again ;]

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 01:11

I am thinking that we need a new name. ( ˃ ヮ˂) may have run its course.

369 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-6079 14:35

I agree

370 Name: ミ*´ー`ミ : 1993-09-6079 15:52

I don’t see what the big deal is, nya.

371 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-6079 17:06

... why are you looking at me?

372 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-6084 13:16

I think three of my friends are going to get pretty famous.

373 Name: (・ω・ ) : 1993-09-6084 23:45

I'm too lazy to go pee.

374 Name: ( ゚ m゚) : 1993-09-6084 23:48

eh

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 04:16

I want to run away

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 19:00

I want to stop time.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 19:56

I want to smack Congress with a giant rolled up newspaper until they're all rolled on to their backs and whimpering in total submission to my will.

378 Name: ( ゚ m゚) : 1993-09-6085 20:24

I'm not really into the "post your current thought" thing.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 18:00

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 21:37

Ah the ctrl+v thread always piques my curiosity. Who is talking to Aberdeen furries?

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 05:45

Naturally, I knows the hacker.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6087 14:38

why is my poop always green i never ate green foods

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:38

I remember when I was 3 or 4 my mum was changing my wee brother's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and I said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and she thought it was funny

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:40

I remember when I was 25-30 I was changing my wee son's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and my elder child said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and I thought it was funny

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 12:00

Chess is a game of violence and despotism.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 16:50

Chess is a poorly made strategy RPG with little to no plot, horrible dialog, and the worse graphics you'll ever see in your life.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 16:51

Beenbags like elder chips in the mix want to eat free.

scubotion

lotion

in the

basket

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 17:53

>>387 I ate some tortilla chips the other day, along with some refried beans. They were pretty good.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 01:41

People who misspell "worse" like >>386 should be taken out into the street and run over by pandas.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 07:34

Would you prefer it to be spelled wurst?

hon hon hon

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 09:09

Why do all websites (except *chan) leave most of the screen blank, it's a waste.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6094 16:48

basket

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6095 20:51

Why do people write stories about torturing yukkuris?

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 13:46

Why am I aroused by yukkuri torture stories?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 13:48

Why can't I fill in all the reply boxes and post to ten threads at the same time?

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 15:12

I'm thinkin about Digimon Adventures seasons 1 and 2.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:57

I really shouldn't have skipped my medication this morning.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 03:17

Take thrice as much.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 11:19

Where is that AA? :-(

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 17:09

Fuck you, post-nasal drip. You've made me kissing anyone an unpleasant experience, caused me countless cavities, and made even a mild cold an agonizingly annoying what with the bacteria getting in my sinuses and just breeding there, turning my snot neon green and hurt/tickling my throat.

Fuck you to hell.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 21:51

Stop drinking wine you have to work.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 02:43

>>400
Have you tried a neti pot? It’s not for everyone, but it has done wonders for me.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 03:00

>>402

Yes, and it's really good for getting that stuff out of there and making me feel better. However, sterilizing it and the water every time I use it is too much of a hassle, and I think it may have given me a sinus infection one time, so I don't use anymore.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 04:36

>>403
Continuous cleanliness is one of only a few ways to make things such as the common cold pass more quickly. Either way, get better soon.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 15:02

Luckily I couldn't unlock the bathroom window

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 03:59

Whoever created Bratz must have had a really fucked up childhood.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 07:12

HOW DO I GOT JOB? (屮ಥ益ಥ)屮 彡 ┻━┻

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6104 23:42

I did her in her asshole today. Massaging away with the cock, she liked it when I pressed further, kept pressing, then it just kind of slid in. Didn't plan on doing it. Wasn't even wearing a condom. It was warm, wet, not as enveloping as a vagina. Left my cock halfway in for about a minute. She didn't refuse. Couldn't believe my luck.

Trembling, nearly passing out with excitement of transgression. Moved, hadn't planned on giving it to her so not enough lube. She complained she was going to pass out with the excitement. So I withdrew slowly, rolled on a condom and she got on top, in her vagina this time. Finshed off inside her.

Immediately urinated and washed penis. Concerned I might get a kidney infection, which would be a bringdown during exam period. One thing is for sure, study of EU Law culminating in exam is indelibly associated with the my first instance of giving anal sex. Bareback, none the less.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 00:34

>>404 post not found.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 03:19

Hey you! DQN!
What is it ?
What the hell

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 10:49

There's nothing left to fear. Only have to do best at this stage.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 02:44

I am Bernkastel.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6108 22:37

My girlfriend made my willy bleed.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6109 23:00

I RELEASED SOME EMERGENCY MITTENS

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 02:20

diverse is typing loudly and ignoring me again.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 17:44

You can get the smell of tar off your fingers if you rub them with shampoo.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 18:40

>>415 I don't know who diverse is

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6110 18:41

GANGSTAS THUGS AND SMUGGLAS ARE THOROUGHLY RESPECTED

419 Name: Kizul Emeraldfire : 1993-09-6110 22:09

what

Also: EEEE~! Cute mittens! :D :D :D

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 02:12

It rained but then it stopped.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 06:02

I was tired of 4chan memes before it was cool to be tired of 4chan memes.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 09:03

I'm hungry.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6111 20:01

If you enter a random kanji into Google Image Search, it brings up either porn, manga or both.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 13:53

This year, I learned what I was capable of. Goodbye second year. It's been strange and exciting.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 02:12

I've come to the conclusion that every thread in the ASCII Bar ends with a Ranta-tan dancer guy. Or the Shitty Thread Wasshoi dancers.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 03:42

I've been searching on google for "[word here] is evil" for the past few minutes.

Apparently everything is evil: cats, dogs, men, women, russia, north korea, america, canada, video games, children, fanta dancers (you know, in the commercial), food, toilets, greeks, star wars, exercise, religion, atheists, cheese, penises, vaginas, donkeys (train of thought lol), cartoons...

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 04:31

Fucking captchas.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:41

It's moonrise here, and it's beautiful.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 04:31

I have no thoughts but posts I make.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 04:31

slowssness

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 04:32

spem

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 05:08

Most of the MAD scenario was a bit overplayed because propagandists on both sides of the Cold War needed the other side as a boogeyman. More realistically, both sides were fairly well entrenched in power and had no overriding interest in being utterly wiped out.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 16:27

I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE IT'S WINTER AGAIN

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 17:22

>>433

turn the mitten on yrself

Actually why not try turning yourself on the mitten for a change?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 14:01

I wish Grandpa were here. He made DQN fun.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:43

I quit my job today, hooray. Now I can concentrate on my music.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 04:14

BEEEE SEVENTEEN BAAWWWWMMMMERRRRR

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 04:22

My fooshking ear is all tense, why can't I be left alone? UGA BOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL FUCKIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHKERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

Banansahsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

garble fon gabbol goobble gabl! llllllllllllllllllllllfannnntaaasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the micky mouse adventure! HOLY COW

WOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIIIIIDYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

banldfalksdjfl;kasnm;lkbvjsad;lkfmawl,emfkl;zcjlxkdjffljklafwm;slkemflas

It's a lot like that.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:42

Egads I'm bored.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 14:19

First, distract target, then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek, discombobulate, dazed, will attempt wild haymaker, employ elbow block, and body shot, block feral left, weaken right jaw... now fracture, break cracked ribs, traumitize solar plexis, dislocate jaw entirely... heel kick to diapraghm... In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diapraghm hammmereging. Physical recovery six weeks... For physcological recovery six months...

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 14:54

Why can't I fucking decide already? EXOGH!
I never thought I would be the one.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 16:31

"an astral dream in the skyyyyyyy"

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 18:38

i hope they'll stop wanting her to take those pills soon

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 19:08

huusss huss hussn hussm hus

soft boner.

beat bet beat beat beat beat

pece out

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 20:59

>>437
shit the fuck!

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 22:14

Just how much magnification is required in order to use a mil-dot ranging reticle effectively?

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 02:07

>>445
MATTEL ELECTRONICS PRESENTS

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 03:55

BEEEEEE SEVUNTEEEEN BAWMBER

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 10:24

go to sleep? nah, first some autosexual action

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 12:50

This pretzel needs more mustard and I must punch that guy in the face for speaking Cantonese.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:19

I wish people were made of delicious pancakes.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:21

GAHHHH! I WISH STABBING MY NOSTRIL WOULD HELP!

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 21:35

I broke the saucer today. Maybe that's a divine sign meaning I should drink less coffee.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 21:39

I've hit my lowest point for a long time today in terms of degredation. But I don't understand, I was the one fucking her in the ass... She even came. I can tell she wasn't faking because her legs were twitching.

This essay has me down. But there's nothing left to do now but pull an all nighter. I'm a big boy, and I have to accept the consequences of my omissions: No essay, no China, no future. Never forget the promise of tomorrow's broventure, with a bro. Vehemently declare your brotherhood. Let that sustain you through the pain. There's nothing left to do. I discard it.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 21:41

I just realized "TARP" is an anagram for "trap".

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6124 12:24

>>455

This should be in the lame confessions thread.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 20:15

Are all fans spinning in the same direction?

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 21:41

うほ, いい 女! やらないか?

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 22:49

>>457
Now I will forever observe fans and try to note which direction they are spinning. Damn you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 03:28

gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 16:08

Gotta go fast... gotta go fast... gotta go faster faster fasterfasterfaster SONIC X

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6128 16:09

The vericode I was just given says "goy"... so DQN is run by ZOG after all...

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6129 21:04

Everything is a coincidence. Nothing happens for a reason.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 03:53

Everthing has a reason. Nothing happens by coincidence.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 09:51

Prolétaires, debout!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 01:52

I should have posted something in that last thread. Better get something to clean up that spill...

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 04:55

>>463 is more likely to being right than >>464, however the latter has more followers.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 07:19

I have no brains!!!!!! I am banned from everywhere except BBS; I love you anon.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6137 12:40

If something good happens, I'm like >>464.
If something bad happens, I'm like >>463.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 02:04

I bet it's the cops...

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 19:21

Fucking birdsong.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 15:33

Man, I'm high so I hope I don't write something retarded.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 06:55

>>472
I wish I was high.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 00:08

I also wish >>473 was high.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 07:47

Dong quank quack

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 10:13

Why am I still awake? I need to be at work in less than ten hours.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 16:27

>>473 I wish I was high too, but the only dealer here who has anything sells Woody Allen-style half-Qs.

"The food here is terrible!" "I know, and such small portions too!"

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 18:43

push the anger inside into a tight black cocoon and let it fester there for years and years until one day it is ready to transform into flowers of flesh and blood.. then just buy a hammer and a nine millimeter and

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 22:19

>>478
... AND DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6142 04:07

>>474
This is >>473 here. I got high.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6142 04:53

need a taco

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6142 18:19

I knew I shouldn't have smoked, now my nose and throat are full of tar.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6142 23:38

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 17:26

4-ch evokes the mood of the 1990s for some reason.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 22:37

By Jove, I think >>484 is on to something.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6145 18:13

All I want to do is create works of art and spread love to my neighbors. The more I think about it, the more it feels like nothing else matters.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6145 19:29

>>486
I like you.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 07:43

>>486

Get off my lawn you damn hippy

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 13:11

I'm not actually vip quality

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 18:27

Oniichan...

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 21:20

make the pain go awayyyyy...

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 18:17

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSOSSO

GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYARASHDAKAKAKKAACH

WEEPOPOPOPOPOOOOOGESTION FISHAW DRIVE BASASASASASAAAAMACKARACH

I missed types/d

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 21:07

I put it...

in her ass

dqn this is a song about a whale

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 05:24

"D Q N..!!!"

-What I actually said to myself as I clicked the link to DQN on the iichan sidebar.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 06:17

i'M TOO TIRED TO POST

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 14:06

>>494 I pick up information here and there, but iichan is still pretty much a mystery to me.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:48

I once farted on a fat girl's back as I gave her a massage, then laughed

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 01:09

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499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 04:48

A burrito made of old beef, cooked in a garlic and soy sauce reduction, with pepperjack cheese and seasoned french fries was probably not my best culinary exploit.
I will pay for my insolence, in about 2 hours.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 05:17

my mind is a web of unknowable subconscious instincts

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 05:18

( ˃ ヮ˂)

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 15:49

SOVIET POWER SUPREME

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 22:54

I am exhausted

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 23:28

>>497 Haha! Was it a silent but deadly?

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 08:54

FOREVER GLORIOUS

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 11:27

>>504 It wasn't, that's why I laughed

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 15:29

Considering going to Tim Horton's for a free coffee.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 16:18

In the female prisons there are seventy-five women and among their ranks I wish I did dwell

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 22:10

Our electronic old men and their 'flexibility' has allowed us to make progress to the mythical city on the hill.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 01:20

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 06:37

Then the ship struck a rock, oh Lord! What a shock!
The bulkhead was turned right over!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 12:49

I'm pinging off my tits on my own for 2 more hours

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 13:44

The tree in front of my window has flowers, dead and green leaves at the same time.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 18:30

Maebari.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 02:38

Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Razovyom mi beryozu,
Razovyom mi kudryavu!
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Razovyom mi kudryavu.
Mi po berezhku idyom,
Pesnyo solnishku poyom.
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Pesnyo solnishku poyom.
Ey, Ey, tyani kanat cilney!
Pesnyo solnishku poyom.
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Ey, ti, Volga, mat-reka,
Shiroka i gluboka,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Ai-da, da ai-da,
Volga, Volga, mat-reka
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!
Yeshcho razik, yeshcho da raz!
Ey, ukhnem!
Ey, ukhnem!

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 15:20

unshete. hehehehe I like that captcha. It's awesome. wish I had a girl.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 16:59

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6158 22:57

Today I realized that love is all that exists.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 00:24

stolen internet is great, but should i download pornography? when i can only get this signal in the far corner of the exposed balcony? would an erection jostle the notebook off my lap and send it tumbling to the ground five stories below? these are the questions that drive great men to madness.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 21:32

Oooh Yeeahh... Ohhhh Yeahh...

Delicious.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 22:21

I have the opportunity to have a sexual relationship with my close friend but the fact that it may ruin our friendship is also on my mind.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 22:31

I'll die a virgin.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:32

my suicide note is going to end with "and nobody anywhere has come up with an interface to ncurses that isn't utter shit."

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:42

MINORITY AWAITS

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 01:51

You people disgust me!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 04:33

>>521
I'm in the same situation, but I've decided against it for several reasons. Main one being that I'm not actually gay, just overly lonely and easily aroused when drunk.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:51

Why did this fag think my thread even needed a part2, infact I'm surprised that got filled in the first place.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:54

HOP HOP HOP WAIOT WAT WAIT WAIT WAIT WATI SOMO IN MY FOMO IN THE SOMO IN THE SAMA IN THE BRA LA THE WIN RA IN THE CO DA RA DA IN THE SDAMA BRA!~

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:59

fag
fag
dyke
dyke
dyke
shit fuck piss cunt
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 09:22

AH MOM COME ON

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 13:16

i had a dream that we had a fight tonight... it was horrible.
there were pyramids and spaceships and reliefs in the ground, and the emperor or so... and i was drunk. and you yelled at me, all the time. i didnt know why, so i yelled back. meh...

my captcha is inath, i had that one a few days ago.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 14:43

>>511 is the last of the Irish Rover! ;_;

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 21:05

Last night I had this dream where I finally go to fly to Japan. Unfortunately, when I got off the plane, everything looked like Hiroshima in 1945.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 21:57

>>533
OBVSLY, that was Detroit, not Japan.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 22:19

And our man, Squeeks McCann
With the Hammer of Ban
Was the skipper of the 4-ch Trolllllllllllllller!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 00:33

fuckdamn shitcunts

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 00:38

EARS

EARS IN THE BACON thats my warcry terrifying like a duck's penis isn't it?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 17:12

MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 18:38

my girlfriend's used tampon is in my bin, i have a strong urge to lick it

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 18:39

i still have menstrual blood under my fingernails from fingering her four hours ago

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 19:19

35C, no aircon -> sleeplessness, heat rashes

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 18:59

>>539

If she got pregnant from you and then her period started and she expelled the tiny embryonic fetus onto that tampon you would be licking your guys aborted child.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 05:48

this thread is getting disgusting

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 15:17

>>542
I'm most certainly not a girl expert, but when a female gets pregnant, isn't she not supposed to have periods? Am I missing something?

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 15:42

i wanna fart

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 20:59

>>544

Not in the case I'm talking about. It's common for a girl to begin or be really close to menstruating, have sex, and technically be pregnant, and then expel the embryo because it was kinds too late to stop. Or the girl is under stress and so she has a mini-miscarriage and it goes out with the rest, or the hormones don't alert the brain to the fact that there's a fetus in there and it just kinda gets thrown out, or the body just doesn't want to be pregnant and tells the embryos to gtfo.

It has to line up in that the "baby" usually isn't more than a couple days to two weeks old AND the girl has to be close to or already on her period, but it's happened to most women at some point in their lives.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6174 23:25

I want to learn how to make a website and create an online gang.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 12:46

>>547 Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:20

My motherboard has no drivers for MS DOS. I am disappointed.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 21:52

"Hello Operator? I've been cut off!"

"'Ave ya?"

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 00:58

My thoughts have become cluttered with posts.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 01:04

What a tweest!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 01:42

This spinach & bacon salad I got from Trader Joes is about 30% shredded bacon. I call that a win.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 09:44

I am not VIP. I am sad.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 12:32

Being told you're amazing in bed does wonders for your self-esteem, even if they're only 6 and probably don't know any better

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 01:08

I have a box cutter and I'm not afraid to stab myself with it on accident.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 02:42

when i watch porn while high i think more about the weight distribution in the actors' and actresses' bodies more than seeing naked people

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6187 15:38

I just bought my first ever PS3 games, I got unreal tournament and guitar hero (but i have the wrong guitar, d'oh). I also bought FIFA '98, the second-greatest football game ever made

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 16:33

I just signed LiteralKa's petition but I don't know what it's about http://www.petitiononline.com/sxyhalcy/

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 02:17

>>559 Nobody else posted their real name after me, I feel silly

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 18:46

Damn this board seems swell, it's like a secret club. I wonder if it's just a cover for some sort of criminal organization.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 00:01

Just wait until you see the REDACTED

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 09:32

My penis really smells, sadly.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 18:10

>>563 why not wash it then? pull the foreskin right back and rub soap all around, especially under your banjo string

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 13:39

amazon should sell used mp3s, the new ones cost too much

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 04:07

in carcosa
dim carcosa
lost carcosa

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 05:02

I need to buy more emergency mittens, just in case.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 08:00

dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee da dee dum dee infinite regress.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 22:10

My girlfriend had a panic attack after we had sex last night

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 01:03

( ゚◡◡゚) FLY AWAY ON MY ZEPHYR

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 02:48

Its always a trap unless proven otherwise.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 03:16

>>570

I hate you. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head...

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 09:43

Hatters gonna hat,

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:22

I want to punch Ira Glass in the face. Not because I hate him or anything, but I bet he'd rather talk about it on his radio show then press charges.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:26

I want to kill myself ( ._.)

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:56

Nagato Yuki taking a huge crap.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 02:48

>>576
On a beach

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:05

( ・-・) >>573 is banned for obvious reasons.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 05:28

>>578 is banned for being too implicit.
>>578-579 are also banned for banning outside the ban thread.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:56

>>579 is banned for not being as cute as my dog.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:48

>>575
I want to kill myself too.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:50

>>575, 581 just hold still for a moment and all your dreams will come true. I wanna try out my new sniper rifle!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:09

>>577 While people are taking pictures

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 18:11

(´ö`) ENTER ME!

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 19:15

I only play PS1 games on my PS3

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 19:34

>>538
And uploading them to the internet as awesome fap-material

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 21:59

But >>579, I thorive on posting content outside of the appropriate threads!

>>580
you don't know that! >>579 could be very cute!

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 01:22

>>587
I am >>579, and I assure you that I am very blieth.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 13:19

>>586 You have dyslexia unless
MEETIN' AND GREETIN'
AND PUMPIN' GAS!
CHEESEBURGER!
CHEESEBURGER!
DO IT AGAIN!
Is somwhow fapable

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:53

>>589 WHAT WE DO, IS WHAT WE DO!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 00:14

Crusty integrity is nothing without buttery people skills.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 03:47

Buttery people skills are nothing without crusty integrity.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 04:00

>>589
the act of considering whether there is a fetish for it more or less ensures that someone already does and even has an web site dedicated to it

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:42

man there sure is a lot of paperwork to fill in when you're going to uni

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 16:46

>>594
That's just preparing you for a lifetime of paperwork. Get used to it.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 19:26

Kipi still looks like a trap.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 09:47

Drift drift drift...

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 11:33

FRUIT VENDOR! You have fucked me over for the last time!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 21:47

Kickass it's raining! Now I don't feel bad about staying inside all day.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 22:43

If you type 'z' ten times, it spell corrects to mozzarella. I wonder if this could be useful for speeding up typing of Italian recipes.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 23:11

I just made a ghetto-ass bong

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 02:50

>>599
I love rain. You can always wrap yourself in a blanket in front of your PC, with a mug of hot cocoa ( ◕ω◕)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:00

>>602
No I can't! I have shit to do outside the house -_-;;

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:07

>>603
( ゚ -゚) That really sucks. How about you wait 'till it stops raining? You could find some time to enjoy a mug of cocoa.
Or better yet, try to do the stuff you need to do as quickly as possible. Then you'll go back home and you'll feel twice as nice when you finally wrap yourself in a warm blanket! ( ゚ ヮ゚)

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 04:59

>>604
( ゚ -゚) it's a day job.

( ゚ -゚) ... and it suuuuuucks.

( ゚ ヮ゚) at least minimum wage accumulates to like $400 after two weeks!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:11

>>603 Take a shit in a plastic bag and then throw the plastic bag out of the window.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 22:14

>>601
(´≖ヮ≖`) Share some of that stuff, man.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:48

I watched an "adult video". But I found it rather juvenile.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 23:08

I am enjoying DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN. My mind is clear.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 12:00

eating a ham sandwich, listening to ghettotech, wondering if I should live a healthier lifestyle since I just had the runs

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:00

>>609 hey me too. I converted it to AAC hahahahahaha

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 23:52

I think I'm going to make a picture with Junior, Grandpa, and beady-eyes, and beady-eyes has stolen Grandpas pills and is tripping out.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 02:12

>>611
That is .... actually very DQN.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:09

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 10:55

I'll never find a man as perfect as Misha Collins. I am pathetic.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 18:28

Apparently, I have the symptoms for Dementia pugilistica, but the sad thing is that I didn't get them from boxing or fighting, but from the abuse I received as a child.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:11

>>614
It's all in your mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:15

>>616
( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) . . .

( ゚ -゚)

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 04:43

i know she's interested, but...work email? cold.
plus, that guy she's with in that picture looks like edward norton, how the fuck can i compete with that?

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 03:34

I am surrounded by cute single girls I feel very uncomfortable talking to. But hey that's not that big a problem, considering it's really my only one right now. But oh, how I long to be intimate with someone soon...

>>616

Holy mother of fuck...

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 05:28

burp

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:05

mdma is nice but not worth the price

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 17:34

>>623
( ゚ ー゚) Hey, that rhymes!

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 16:59

cofeegasm

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:14

I have finally met someone that I love, but because of my childhood, I have an intense fear of social interaction. I feel incompetent as a person, I don't want to live like this.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 03:55

I wish I knew how to ask if that guy from a few years back was ever interested in me. In retrospect, I can't even be sure whether he really considered me a friend or just pretended and made fun of me behind my back. He'd definitely have a reason for that.
But then this love story never reached its conclusion and I moved out. I can easily get into contact with him (I just messaged him 3 days ago, as it was his birthday), but it's not like we have anything to talk about, I guess we didn't become as friendly as I'd like. And of course, it is my fault.
Sometimes I wonder whether I could meet face-to-face with him during a holiday or something. But then, how would I ask him to meet me without making it seem awkward? Heck, how could the meeting itself not be awkward? And I couldn't just ask him outright if he's gay, that's just... not right.
I sort of feel like this part of my past is holding me back a little. But I don't really have a good way of resolving this situation. I am hopeless.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 05:59

I wouldn't mind it if I died now.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 07:52

>>628 stop saying that, we know

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 09:23

Man, my girlfriend sure is cute!

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 09:51

There should be a genre called BUMPER-CORE.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 18:15

Is it me or has DQN been moving a little... slow lately

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 23:37

I kind of regret something that I haven't done yet.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 00:28

food hot amdgfh

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 00:40

>>631
That just reminded me about how I scraped my car's bumper up horrendously on an unnecessarily large curb in the parking garage earlier today. ( ゚ -゚)

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 06:12

there is no way in god's name i am going to ever play all the characters i have made in ffxiv's character creator. and that's terrible.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 16:43

To do list:
Dishes
Laundry
Buy all of my missing course materials
Coursework
Buy a badass waistcoat/trenchcoat combo
Buy some ingredients, make some soup, stew and gumbo over the next month or so
Buy a cafetiere
Convince my roommate to buy a hoover
Convince my roommate to sign on the dole since he has absolutely no income and I certainly am not loaning him even a penny when his current admittedly rather large stockpile of cash from his last job runs out. Plus he could use the help from the Job Centre people. Can't guarantee they'll be useful but they helped me get my last job. In any case he should stop acting like an ass about it
Convince my roommates to chip in for a new microwave. One that isn't rusted to fuck at the bottom.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 02:13

I really want magic to be real. I'll see if my sigil works in at most a few months, still, sigils supposedly always work.
I am quite hyped. ( ˃ ヮ˂)

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 03:33

I hate gamefaqs...

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 05:08

DQN needs more posts....

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 12:23

HAHA PEE PEE POO POO

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 19:16

>>640
NO board EVER needs more posts.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 20:04

I did it. With full knowlege of the consequences, in sound body and mind I did it.

This ramen is OK.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 21:25

The average American has one ball and one tit.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 00:56

>>644
You're not taking moobs into consideration.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 02:31

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 16:34

>>646
Carefully dudge the spoobnumby to the left.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:51

>>642 9ch.in does. :(

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 00:36

>>648 NO IT DOESN'T

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 04:47

I just fell for the "nate the snake" joke :<

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 22:22

>>650
(  ・ω・)つ日 I'm so sorry. Would you like a peanut to cheer up?

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 01:12

>>651

Why is the peanut depressed?

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 01:37

Why do I keep going on 4chan if it's so shitty?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 01:43

>>653
Because it's fast and thus traps you inside a vortex of ass and shit. Trapping you with it's addictive tendrils.

Kinda like a giant mind-control tentacle monster made out of shit.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 17:34

The first "the previous poster is a nerd" thread was pretty cool, but the new one didn't make me laugh once. What happened?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 18:20

Not a whole lot you can really say about nerds.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 18:54

>>655
We ran out of ideas.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 18:56

>>655
I laughed only once. And that was when one poster said two posters co-invented the f5 key, then the poster after him pointed out that he just made a joke about a computer key.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 19:38

i laughed at >>658's story

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 20:35

>>655
Why don't you try saying something funny then.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6232 08:00

I seem to be getting the same captchas, does kareha have a pre-made list of them?

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 02:18

>>661 I had that problem at first, too. Just wait for a minute or so and click "refresh captcha"

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 08:03

>>661 I haven't exactly taken a look at the relevant code myself, but I have been wondering this, too (especially given how I have seen some of the captchas in the captcha thread myself). It could be that we keep landing on the same damn seed values or something.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 17:38

Unix beard.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 18:51

I hate myself and I want to die.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 19:22

I love you >>665 marry me

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 20:08

>>665, if you marry Satan, I want to be there for the reception!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 07:49

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 10:31

HI LITERALKA TWEET ABOUT ME

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 13:42

>>669
Hey you, stop being so ... individual

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 20:32

I have bipolar. My high has just started a few minutes ago. How I will sleep tonight is a mystery.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 23:05

Do you think children learn more when they're sexually aroused?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 02:51

ahegao

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 04:38

>>669 LITERALKA AM @ARCHDUKE_ FOLLOW ME

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 15:50

A semen station.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 19:52

A cement ration.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 20:57

A sement fashion

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 22:57

My mother just bought "Chuck Norris vs. MR. T". Should I be crying or laughing?

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 23:00

( ・-・) Punch your mother in the ovaries.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 15:52

dull, dull, dull
your lives are oh so dull

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 15:55

( ゚ ー゚) Wish I could henshin. Have a bomb-ass suit or something. It'd be cool, I guess.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 16:59

Henshin a go go baby!

captcha: destass

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 20:28

semen rations.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 06:45

The information received from the nintendo conference has depressed me.

Tonight I shall cut myself.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 13:24

>>684 what information's that then?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 20:20

They're putting out a hardcore first person shooter in the Mario world with hyperrealistically ugly characters and showers of blood and gore. Bowser's going to be this huge endboss you have to kill by climbing onto his enormous thrashing self and spearing him repeatedly in the eyes until you pierce his brain and defeat him.

Also, the Tanuki suit looks old, matted and sticky, as if it was ejaculated on many, many times.

And it won't let you fly.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 00:51

>>686

Actually sounded pretty cool, up until the tanuki suit part..

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 14:05

Oh, and Princess Peach is a 50 year old drunk.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 15:30

So in Rozen Maidens Alice game the doll that collects all the rosa mysticas wins and becomes Alice...

But what if there was this one really big, burly, and unattractive yet strong doll... I mean, it would be strong so it could easily get all the rosa mystica but it isn't really Alice material....

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6239 16:07

(⌒∀⌒) ~ahaha

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 13:46



〈゚ィェェェァ゚〉

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 16:46

I hate the usage of "lol", and even more so, the usage of "lulz" and I want the people who use that word to die the most painful death imaginable.

I'd rather say 'shit in my mouth' than use those words.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 18:36

>>692
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694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:01

>>693
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695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:40

>>692
lolololololololololololololololololololol

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 18:02

>>695
shitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouthshitinmymouth

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 19:48

>>696

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 20:11

  1. release emergency mittens
  2. use this in address bar javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);
  3. ??????
  4. PROFIT!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:27

>>698
ITS. SO. GLORIOUS.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:55

( ゚ -゚) Oh god...I destroyed all my mittens....what have I done?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 22:33

you can also refresh the page to get more ships

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 01:34

how surreal. Your space ship not only destroys mittens, but also forms and links on the page. pew pew pew! try it with Google and you may see more clearly.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 03:16

I visited /b/ for the first time in years, just so I could enjoy the experience of destroying everything there with my browser asteroids ship. Thank you, >>698!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 07:54

>>703
Why do you act like there's only one imageboard with a /b/?

I wish the sun would explode.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 14:24

What's the difference between Buun and Pseud0ch?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 16:10

>>705 One is outline then one is emboss..

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 17:07

>>706
Also, the names are red.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 17:26

>>706,707
Thank you for glory. I am curious, to which is your preferenerence?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 18:03

>>708 i a prefer buun

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 19:54

>>708
I like Pseud0ch. The names being the same color as the subject tends to confuse me.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 09:10

Takachinko

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 00:58

The text is dark blue too, and in pseud0ch it is black. But when you're looking at a thread they're both green names and black text.

Also, Buun doesn't show italics for some reason.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 05:35

こなたW

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 15:09

o rly

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 15:10

o. ya rly.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 16:13

oh my god this thread is ancient

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 16:17

i'm high too

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 18:08

BOOM DA ZE!!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 22:29

Keats uses meIKNOOOOOOOOOWLOOKINTO THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE VOIIIIIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIIDIDIDAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJKAHDKADJKASDSAKAKSSJKAJASWHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WAHTJIGKJK AJASJAD I SKILLSKILLSKILLLSILKNOOSENSE NEEEEEEEEE OH GOD THE BURNING SENSATION IN MY OPImaginary Landscape n.1 VARIES YES YES YES YE SYESESESEYESEYSYESYESYESYYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYAAAAAAAAAUOGH HOUGH HHHHHREAAAAAAAAADSESESESEDESDESDEWSSSSIJAJASKDKLLJKDAS DEW OF THE PEEEEEEEEEEEEJJSSJJSJSJSJS AND THAT IS WHAT I DID IN THE SUMMER

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 22:48

I'm going to start DJing in clubs, and on the 30th September at midnight I'll play Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day and say "come on wooooo yeah it's the 1st of october, give it up"

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 22:51

>>720
I'll be there. In the back. With a sniper rifle.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 23:05

>>721 that's not the words!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:23

Appearently, magic_penis is a tag on gelbooru.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:46

And now the workers have struck for fame
Cause Lenin's on sale again!

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:34

magical Leninist semen

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:35

vageen

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:35

deese

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:36

rex

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 08:27

Waiting for this instant coffee to kick in, it never will because I was too lazy to make real coffee

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 12:51

My body is ready.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 15:11

cos x ~= 1 - x^2/2 + x^4/26.0507, with a surprising accuracy

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 23:50

Like the last post, but... with a man.
With a man this time, DQN, with a man.
This'll make lockerroom conversations awkward.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 09:28

I LIKE TURTLES

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 12:28

Insufficient Data.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 10:17

I don't know what to do.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 16:08

I can't stop crying.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 16:58

Cry quietly, will ya? I'm trying to work over here!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 17:49

I can't stop working.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 20:43

chockelt chocolete cholocoele chocolete chocko lete coho lete chocolate chaolcoe chaorocle chaocolete chaoco lete chocolate choholet chocolate chjocolate chocolate choco late choco late chocolate

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 22:31

I'm so lonely...

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 11:30

death is centrifugal, solar and logical

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 12:38

( ˃ ヮ˂) I can't stop stopping

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 13:39

I just had one of those dreams where my goddamned little brother took my way cool keyboard while I was finishing up an important project and when I finally found him and hit him and got my keyboard back, I couldn't find my way back to my lab because it was a fucking dream building and like all dream buildings, everything you're not looking at changes before you can look back at it so while trying to find my lab again I ended up in this locked off broken area that had been shot up and I found a dead body and somebody said "Freeze" and I said "Ha ha muthafucka" and deliberately woke up, making him and the whole damn building cease to exist.

That showed him.

Imma go back to sleep now and kick his ass.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:30

Everything would be better if I just died.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:36

Get over it.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:43

LOL

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:54

>>745

Deal with it

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 17:40

Ah, fuck it.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 18:06

Those who remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 19:15

I sincerely would like to help all the depressed, suicidal, scared Anonymous, if I knew how I could.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:47

>>750 you're pure mental by the way

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 17:06

I wish I could just `take it easy.' Even if I could feign being normal, I'd be fine.
I'm afraid of small talk, [not to be confused with the `object-oriented, dynamically typed, reflective programming language."] just, any sort of daily communication simply terrifies me. I suffer from severe ptsd due to being severely abused the majority of my life, I'm ocd, I have no self esteem despite being both attractive' and intelligent'. I've finally managed to meet someone that I like and do not feel threatened by, but I feel as if my lack of self confidence is going to push it away. I am so happy to be with a person I can care for, but really, is it worth it for them to feel my burden? Sometimes I don't know what to do, I've never felt emotions like this and it wholeheartedly terrifies me. I long to be abused and left alone, something familiar. ...and now, I'm trying desperately to adapt to what a normal' lifestyle consists of. I've never been allowed to eat on my own accord, I don't know how to make my own decisions, it's all so shameful. I worry that I'll never adapt, and that, what I've always wanted might just not be feasible. I don't want to give up on myself, but I feel utterly pathetic.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 17:07

>>753

Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 19:01

>>753

( ゚ -゚) Sometimes, when I'm feeling suicidal, I release the emergency mittens.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 20:34

So, today, on the way home from work, I stopped at a convenience store to refill the vehicle's fuel tank. Within the store I saw a somewhat scruffy-looking middle-aged woman with a teenage male in tow--her child, perhaps? She was buying a large stack of the, er, ahem, marijuana-enthusiast magazines.

I always wondered who actually bought those magazines. I guess it's ragged-around-the-edges middle-aged women with a smoker's cough.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 11:30

I bought 2 packs of ribbed condoms (they were buy one get one free) with a packet of crisps, and I winked at the camp guy behind the till.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 12:03

Did he accept your offer, >>757-san?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 20:38

>>758 He said he doesn't like crisps

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 00:15

The last two PotUS loved rock music, the current one knows who Spiderman is. At the average rate of mainstream acceptance here, the U.S. will have someone who liked anime as a kid for a President in like 30-40 years.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 02:30

I love when people mention anime company names and I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. I just watch the anime, I don't give a shit what company made it.

Not related but somehow the font has been changed to Comic Sans and I am quite pissed at this.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 23:30

I'm high as a kite driving through the Icelandic highlands with big-ass mountains all around, the place I'm driving to is said to look just like mars, they even used it in a movie once. So anyways that Electric Wizard song "mountains of mars" comes on, and I'm like

(◕∀◕) dun dundun dundundun dun dundun dun dundun duun duuun duuun duuun dundun dun dun dundun dundundundun

Best fucking car ride EVER.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 16:09

I want to put the emergency mittens back in.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:01

Will I ever leave all the internet stuff behind me and become a normal successful person?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:04

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:30

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:42

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:45

(◕∀◕) I'M BLUE AND DABUDEE DABOODEYE AND DABOODEE DABOODEYE AND DABOO DEE DABOODEYE

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 01:34

>>766-769 hey, cool trick

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:29

<a>I'm going to try COOL BLUE! Watch it! Watch it!</a>

**I'm so awesome!**

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:30

So I had this dream the other day where I was like in this huge black desert with mountains all around the edges, then I started to fly somewhere until I finally got to this huge ancient obsidian stadium where a bunch of people were cheering and I was in the middle of the stadium with a bunch of other people I know, and then there was this huge thing that I don't even know how to describe, then I woke up.

I now can't get that image of the desert with the ancient obsidian stadium in the middle out of my head.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 18:56

I often wonder what other people are doing.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:13

Fuck.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:19

Fuck ME, Dr. Memory!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:22

>>773 me too, that's why i like this thread. I just had a pizza while listening to the Beastie Boys while wearing a purple cap!

And now I'm listening to Melt-Banana!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:00

BIG FAT FLOPPY DONGS

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:29

Anime girls shouldn't show zettai ryouiki.
They should dress more sensible.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:18

I wish I had some potassium cyanide so I could shove it down my throat.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 06:41

>>776

I'm listening to Hanatrash and speaking to a friend on MSN about insomnia and Twin Peaks.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:06

that is
GALACTIC DANZIG

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 22:07

I often wonder what other people are thinking.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 23:02

>>778
I agree with this.

Why can't they wear long skirts like they used to instead of those indecent, flimsy skirts?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 23:53

I will assfuck everything you believe in.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 02:02

>>784
I believe in anal sex, now what?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 02:09

>>785
Then he will assfuck your anal sex.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 05:56

If I was attractive enough, I'd sell my body to some fat chicks and other undesirables for money. Though this only goes for women, It's only a matter of time before I stop being attractive because of age and have to let guys do things to me because the women will only want young attractive guys.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 20:41

Oh holy shit this shmup features sharks I wonder whats next JKFHDSKJLFADSLSHFLJS; fucck ufjklfukcfukcfuk BULLETS EVERYEHWERWE fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 21:01

>>787 turned me on

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:19

This sniffy against japanese cannot go unpunished!!!!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:59

God damn them all. I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 07:36

Imperfect.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 21:32

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITTEN BOXING!

(((((( ˃ ヮ˂)))))

( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:02

ミトん!!!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:27

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens?

(((((( ˃ .˂)))))

( ˃ ヮ˂) EMERGENCY MITTENS!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 10:39

I should go do something constructive

797 Name: fig newtons. : 1993-09-6278 13:07

fig newtons. fig newtons. fig newtons. fig newtons.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 13:28

DQN's sense of humour is gentle but profound.
I know there's at least one dude here who claims to have lots of sex and do drugs. I have a feeling that if we met on a night out, we'd hate each other.

One of us would let slip a reference to DQN and the other would pick up on it, then we'd share a gnostic smile that would dissolve the hostility. I think, if it looked like the night was going that way and I'd had enough to drink, we'd get a double hotel room and fuck the girls we picked up together. Halfway through, you or I, possibly both of us simultaneously, would yell "CHANGE PLACES!"in a rising cadence.Then we would.

When we both were about to come, I'd get both girls to kneel down and for us to stand side by side over them. Our aim would be to ejaculate on the girl diagonally opposite us. However, the streams could not cross under any circumstances.

Leaving the sluts to shower off together, you and I would go out onto the balcony, or possibly lean out the window to share a cigarette. I'd want to interrogate you for roughly an hour, but you'll say that the previous speaker is a nerd, and should have just stuck with today's special.

This would be my idea of a DQN-quality night.
What are you doing this weekend, ( ˃ ヮ˂)-san?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:42

I do a lot of drugs and have lots of sex with my girlfriend, but I'm a really nice guy, I think we'd get on >>798. But I'm not doing all that stuff with sluts haha.

Actually me and my girlfriend broke up the other night because now she's got a great job she wants to get away from all the wild parties with me and my friends. She still wants to come round a lot for sex though. i don't know how I feel about that.

I guess sometimes it's okay to want extra sauce.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:57

I think the community here is really cool. I guess it's the same for all anonymous imageboards but it's more apparent in small communities like here, you witness other people's stories unfolding without even knowing them. Like, there's at least one guy who keeps posting ere how depressed and suicidal he is, I feel genuinely sorry for him. And I too have noticed someone talking a lot about having sex a lot and doing drugs

I found this place thanks to someone on another *chan talking about the DQN electronics albums a while ago, I really like it here

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:58

Though sometimes i get the feeling some people treat it like a blog but I kinda like that too, it's an interesting picture of the kind of people who come here

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 21:22

The first thing I made with 3D Custom Girl was myself in drag.
Though that might be what everyone uses the program for.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 13:50

I'm the guy who talks about assfucking and law.
They're pretty much my only interests outside of weightlifitng.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 16:03

I'm the guy who posts something clever, perhaps a few times a year. Otherwise I am no one of importance nor interest.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 21:48

fiiiig nootons
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig noooooooooooooooooo

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 03:25

I need something that will fuck me up mentally.

807 Name: fig newtons. : 1993-09-6280 12:42

DQN is not funny.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:50

However, sand canyon MADs are bloody hilarious.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:04

Why are you trying to burn the hair off your hand, girlfriend?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:14

Kiiiittyyyyyy, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! x________________________^

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 21:01

         ,-、            ,.-、
        ./:::::\          /::::::ヽ
       /::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- 、._/::::::::::::::|
       /,.--''"´          \:::::::::::|
     / /           \ ヽ、::::| I watch you
    /    ●         ●     ヽ| masturbate.
     l   , , ,                    
    .|        (_人__丿  """     |
     l        ヽノ            l
    ` 、  /⌒⌒i   /⌒ヽ        /
      `/    |   |    \    /

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 07:13

I really like vocaloid...

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 10:17

That AA is adorable.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 15:27

The last thing I had to eat was a chocolate cream eclair 49 hours ago

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 22:47

I was happy yesterday. Why do I always get depressed when I have a day off?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 01:29

I'm going to post in this thread now.

no wait now

ok now

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 02:04

( ◯_◯)<Game is over!HAHAHAHA!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:51

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 11:26

I hope Wikipedia will finally run out of money.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 16:32

Touching my dick 'cause it looks like John Wayne.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 13:14

     *      *
  *     +  Life is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
     n ∧_∧ n
 + (ヨ(* ´∀`)E)
      Y     Y    *

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 21:13

>>821 Liar.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 22:27

I agree with >>822-san! You're a liar, 821-san!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 22:34

>>822 and >>823 are just jealous and lonely. GO FOR GOLD >>821!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 00:04

Sleepy

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:48

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 22:58

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:20

It's tough sometimes being a sex god like me.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 17:54

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 22:02

MY ROOM IS SO FUCKING COLD.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 01:52

>>830
( ゚ ヮ゚) Wear mittens!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 02:27

>>831 Yeah, that seems pretty obvious in retrospect.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 02:52

Thank god renard queenston's char doesn't show zettai ryouiki...

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 05:12

I'm only posting here because it seems to be where VIPPERs usually slack off on their posting responsibilities...

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 18:48

Maybe I'll never be moe. sad

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 19:26

>>835
You can be moé! All you have to do is make yourself believe that you can be moé and stop thinking; feel moé!

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 21:13

I wanna be a VIP☆STAR

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:55

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 23:25

there is not enough DQN in this world.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 01:11

One time in a lecture with computer artists like me and programmers, the lecturer said "i know you artists will switch off here because it's maths but this is what happens" and I corrected him, "actually sir 256 squared is 65,536, not 65,356"

I've written a song about it

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 02:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) You know what I like about mittens?

( ゚ ヮ゚) EEEEEEVERYTHING!!!!!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 04:06

Wow, my captcha right now is "jizz".

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 05:57

I didn't know that a deaf, mute, and blind girl could ever be so moé〜

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 08:06

I was banned from another site for reporting bad threads.

God dammit. They were BAD THREADS. I DON'T CARE IF REPORTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 08:28

Also, I posted a several awesome threads/posts tonight on that same site.

Ungrateful bastards.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 08:24

I am a bit too drunk and my girlfriend is staying with me but I have to sleep on the couch because she's moody and sick.

Fuck this shit

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 11:11

Getting the pitch close to perfect and more or less getting all the words right. I managed to sing that song really well!

It feels so good! It's like cumming, but without the mess.

Also, I just noticed that the 'cum/cumming' isn't counted as a misspelled word on firefox.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 13:34

guhtaw

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 21:11

schlema in da koola

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 23:39

I have a headache and I really have to piss.

captcha is "naw" lol

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 02:35

I've been playing too much Katamari, I'm seeing everything as something to roll up. Plus I keep getting sort of startled when I suddenly become aware of my own size and scale within my surroundings and compared to the planet and the universe.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 13:35

Berserk is fucking awesome!

I didn't think that the king would've wanted to fuck his daughter.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 16:35

White bread is pretty rank

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 16:38

I want to create a popular internet forum, then ban everyone jus because I can.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 20:47

悪霊退散!悪霊退散!
超常現象 困った時は
ドーマン! セーマン! ドーマン!セーマン!
払ってもらおう 陰陽師 レッツゴー!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 20:48

>>855
×払ってもらおう
◯祓ってもらおう

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 02:18

White bread is pretty dank

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 08:31

I will move to Japan. It is my destiny.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 14:31

>>858 is a weeaboo.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 17:35

>>858
(" ・ิ_・ิ)っ-ଂୖ๎ There's nothing good there.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 03:53

>>859
At least I'm Asian!

>>858
( ゚ ヮ゚) Perhaps I won't find much, but all I really care about is hoarding computer parts and anime goods from Akihabara!

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 03:54

>>861
What the hell, I quoted myself instead of >>860.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 04:21

I'm pretty sure that meat wasn't undercooked.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:39

>>861
What anime goods are you after? Most of them can easily be acquired by getting a Japanese forwarding address and using Gamers/Toranoana's home delivery services. And then there's Yahoo! Auction ...

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 03:25

>>864
I'm not looking for anything specific, per se. I rather like the idea of walking into a bunch of stores and taking my pick over what obscure and fanciful items I do find.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 06:53

What the fucking shit is this?!

Snivy? Tepig? Oshawott?!

Why these stupid ass names?!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 13:10

Why does my vericode end up being neagh every time I click on a different board in the sidebar?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:21

>>860 Nothing can replace the feeling of digging through used game bins to find rare Famicom and Super Famicom games, especially the ones that never got translated into English, or ones where the plot got altered and then translated into English.

Also, collecting VHS tapes of 1980s and early 1990s Anime is fun...

Or... at least I think it is. I dream about it every night.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 01:51

Reading Doubt made me feel like I was perpetually and willingly ingesting Tonogai Yoshiki's smelly shit. Indeed, I had been eating da poo poo, even.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 03:44

These freaking pumpkin chunkin' guys take this competition seriously and omg there is a cat playing a keyboard in a commercial about nuts..

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:22

What is it with barber shops not shaving facial hair these days? Isn't the original meaning of the word barber one who shaves beards? Know your roots, people!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 15:22

>>871 Why is Plumber derived from Latin words that mean "Worker of lead" when there are no more lead pipes? Pipe workers should get a new name, and the name plumber should apply to people who work in shitty factories in China.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:04

http://renai.us/game/digital.shtml is a beautiful, if a little short, nostalgic game about the BBS era that never was.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 22:13

I just told my psychiatrist I visit this place.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:05

>>874
I hope he becomes a proud member of the Elitist Superstructure.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 00:16

>>873
The message in that screen shot makes no sense at all. Sending someone a message telling them how to hook up a modem? Attaching an executable attachment... that's 421 bytes?! Telling them to dial a BBS, but with no elaboration at all on what to do after that?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 01:09

Maybe it’s a renamed COM file produced by .theprodukkt

Or maybe not.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 01:56

My social skills have deteriorated far more than I thought it would...

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:10

>>876
Oh and: an .exe file on something that's meant to resemble Workbench. That made me very sad.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:45

I like reading (/watching) fiction about the near future, especially if it's optimistic in tone. It makes me feel a lot more hopeful.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 17:07

I always thought losing my mind would be an enjoyable experience for some reason. I suppose if I lost the part of my mind that enabled me to feel stress maybe it would.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:00

Ever see the Daddy Cool video? With Boney M? That there’s some VIP dancing.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 22:51

A bunch of retards buy shit tons of goodies from japan!

I mean this in a positive way, of course.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 23:56

my wife like s to play uno and scrabble but I find those games boring and I just want to play a first person shooter or a RTS

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 01:05

>>881
Some people are lucky enough to become helplessly entrenched in a carefree fantasy. I'd like to be one of them as well.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:55

drugs are so much fun

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:57

wow dqn simlutaneously

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:58

*simultaneously

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 12:02

Fuck it all.

I don't have much of anything anyway and all this shit is boring. The results and the processes aren't worth the effort and in the end all that's left is a ton of unsatisfaction for something completely pointless and worthless.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 18:21

>>889 I like dqn

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 19:13

I'll sing a song, and Grass mud horse can harmonize

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 02:58

My Chinese is weak.

She's either 'Beautiful Grass' or 'Great Fuck'.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 20:26

>>892 the two go hand in hand

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 20:29

>>800 I've noticed a guy who likes Irish folk and rebel songs. Me too. I played mandolin for the Dubliners back in the day.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 21:08

>>892

  ∧∧
/ 中\
(  `ハ´)「She could be both, le. We Chinese like puns almost as much as the Yankees do, le.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 04:58

>>894
You mean you were with the The Dubliners?

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:09

>>896 AYE, BARNEY MCKENNA AT YOUR SERVICE

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 09:27

heh, I just saw a spam ad that had Japanese-style copipe AA. The site it advertised unsolicitedly also has “vip” in its name.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:16

I want a Philosoraptor t-shirt.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 07:46

If I had a gun I'd shoot myself in the head.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 09:44

I can't understand why a soldering iron is more dangerous than a razorblade

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 10:33

>>901
It's because it can inflict a level 2 burn.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 12:50

>>902
Maybe he's super cautious and would never allow the tip to be inclined more at sixty degrees while heated. I mean, hell, you could slash a wrist with a razor blade if you're unlucky enough.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 14:06

I've inflicted more damage on me with a razor than a soldering iron. Nicks+cuts on face versus straining my eyes staring at a PCB.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 01:01

Why does Snes9x lag so?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 04:23

At this point I think that I either fucked up or I was right the whole time.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 13:58

I wonder if it's true what they say about women and their sexual preferences during ovulation.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 19:17

>>907
Women get really horny when they're pregnant.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 20:02

I wish people would stop using the word "chemicals" when what they mean is "toxins".

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 02:23

My body is full of toxins.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:26

Sometimes I start giggling to myself when I realise just how awesome my life is.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 21:25

GORESHIT remixed the "mite mite~" scene. I wanted to do it first.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:31

>>911
I can relate to that, except my giggling occurs when I realise how backwards and alien my lifestyle is compared to everyone around me.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:44

Sometimes I giggle for no reason.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:46

I only tend to giggle at the expense of others nowadays.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 02:45

I giggle sometimes in the middle of social situations because I remember something funny posted here and there.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 08:53

WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE‽

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 11:12

>>917
Start exercising! It goes a long way for self-esteem.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 01:12

>>905 I don't know....
I have used ZSNES every time I could.
Back in Feb of 1999. Sucks that I can't make it work in Vista.

I don't really miss Nesticle. Numerous NES emulators that improved on it came and went.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 06:19

>>919 what, the same version of ZSNES you used in 1999? blegh

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 13:15

>>920 No. I used the latest version every time one came out.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 16:17

I just ate some GARLIC AND CORIANDER COUSCOUS. It was rate nice.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 16:28

The Internet is getting boring.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 18:33

Nummy salad needs more paprika.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:28

>>922 i tuched a dogs willy once it felt like papercuts and it was r8 nice

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:31

>>923
that's because BORING PEOPLE are immigrating.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:36

>>923 go back to bed Prince

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:46

I wish I could change my ID on the other 4-ch boards at will, and without resetting routers or the like.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:50

>>928 Tor does that.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 21:02

This BBQ sauce would be better if it had more vinegar flavor and less sugar.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 02:16

Why isn't this on tanasinn.info?

"I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did."

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 02:26

At a certain point in the development of the productive forces of man, they no longer correspond to the social relations within which they have operated hitherto. Such was the case in France: the productive forces, the state of the development of commerce, etc., could no longer develop profitably and properly within the feudal system of privileges, aristocracy, etc., and hence the political feudal State and social relations were burst asunder. The productive forces could no longer be brought to bear within these relations. And so with the overthrow of Louis XVI, these forces were, so to speak, "set free" with the destruction of feudalism in France and its replacement by a new social system rightly corresponding to the economic and historical development of the productive forces, that is, petty bourgeois society, with free enterprise, etc.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 03:28

>>928
I figure ID:Heaven to be half the reason 2ch is a sagefest. The other half probably has to do with bumping and busy forums not mixing well.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 13:14

I inwardly laughed at the guy who told me Heinlein's 'Stranger In A Strange Land' changed his life. To be fair, however, it's fast becoming one of my favorites.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 14:19

Liu Xiaobo gets the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday.

936 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6307 14:40

OK what the fuck

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 20:10

>>933 Nobody cares.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 20:12

Sorry >>933 I meant >>936

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 10:56

I should wash my lower arm to get rid of the cat's saliva. Stupid cat, my arm is not made out of tuna.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:42

My dreams are cryptic and violent.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:08

>>940's dreams are cryptic and violent

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:35

>>941's current thoughts are cryptic, if not violent.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:57

>>942's thought cannot be decrypted as to why he thought that.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 17:14

>>943's thoughts seem to be within dqn usual parameters.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 21:41

>>944 encrypts his thoughts with PGP and so their content is unknown.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 21:55

I play bass in a punk band but while the lead singer's lyrics deal with relationships and the guitarist writes political songs, I sing songs about integer overflows and Rare Candy.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 22:00

>>946 plays recorder in a twee chamberpop group

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 00:37

This thread is supposed to be my blog, not a place for OTHERS to reply to OTHERS.

widdlyscuds

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 01:17

My new meds seem to have suppressed my sexual appetite.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 01:42

My new maids seem to have suppressed my sexual appetite.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:01

I feel like some kind of legendary mercenary.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:03

3:03 AM! I feel like a bass synthesiser.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:10

Holy cow, somebody else is posting at the same time as me.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:28

>>953 is having delusions of individuality again. We are one single entity.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:33

I keep talking to myself...

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:25

>>952 I giggled.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:40

It would be quite nice to be >>999 since I am also >>1. I was too nervous in part 1 to finish.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:53

I am Legend.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 17:39

I wonder whether this will be one of those THREADS that becomes more clever toward the end.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 22:32

After the phone-with-camera, they could invent the camera-with-phone.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 05:01

I would jerk off, but my family's in the same room.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 12:02

I don't know if I can make it home because I'm so sleepy.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 15:25

Did >>962 make it home OK?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 16:17

cuscuscaraway and mirza mirad ali beg

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 18:02

The local furry scene here is pretty chill.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 18:02

I wrote a song called "You Got Munchies For My Macho"

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 01:47

I wonder how much porn there is that involves Mormons and/or Jehovah's Witnesses or the like ringing the doorbell and being invited inside for raunchy sex. At least I can't seem to find it on he free porn sites I frequent.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 02:35

>>967 I don't know...
Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 03:21

>Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.

That's sounds a bit unnecessary.

I always just invite them in for a chat, or I might take their literature and say "Sorry, I'm not interested in talking now, but I suppose I may have a look at these pamphlets, thanks", and they say "Ok, well here you go! Have a nice day!", and leave.

No reason to be rude. Unless they're being offensive, which is something I've never had to endure from any Jehovah's Witnesses or the like. They've always been quite sweet to me.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 16:34

>>969
If I have time to kill, I'll invite them in and talk to them. I try to find subjects that they disagree with each other about.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 20:25

We are not Anonymous.
We are not legion.
We forgive.
We forget.
Don't expect us.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 10:46

Fuck you, ヒソカ! You cock sucking piece of shit!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:35

It would be fun to travel back in time to 1983 for a day, just to see what life was like for my parents back then.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 02:03

Morrissey called me a scumbag or something on the Internet. hahaha

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:37

Today I bought "Artrocker Magazine". Wow, I'm a pretentious douchebag.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:42

>>975 acceptance is the first step, you know.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:14

The internet is really popular these days.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:16

Virgins are absolutely disgusting.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:40

I'm dumb and horny.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 01:35

i like vivaldi somethingawful is shit these days /b/ needs another puddi chemo package since the last good thread was in 2005 except for the dolphin vagina thread yesterday which I thoroughly enjoyed and I wish more BBS boards were active and 420chan is full of newfags who are shocked by reverse headers and I really like browsing 2chan though the translated japanese is rarely accurate and 7chan really sucks these days and I wish my old forum were still active because I am in the mood for a good old fashioned hackattack on some shitty content-regurgitating website and I really love mathematics so much that I think a woman would find me poor company because I would not look at her and would be evaluating how much I love her by how well she understood mathematical theorems and I wish Enterprise was still going because it's much better than Voyager and DS9 and I really am enjoying cLOUDDEAD at the moment and Why? too oh and I wish the limits of human epistemology didn't completely invalidate the subject of philosophy because it is a subject I used to enjoy as well as maths and the symbolic logic was always fascinating to play with and I miss lego too because I had to give it away even though I was really good at making things though minecraft isn't bad for that.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 02:19

You never know >>980-san you might find a girl who is equally into mathematics. It made me really happy one night when me and my girlfriend were talking about how much we love each other and I said if I drew a graph it would be like an exponential function and she giggled and said that was cute. I love being able to make a hot girl giggle to geeky jokes!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:03

>>980
I could go for a girl like that too. Or one who was as musically talented as me, able to improvise for long periods and without warning along with whatever I happen to be carrying at the time (guitar and/or ocarina, the only mobile instruments I play).

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:10

>>981-san
I did once. my only gf to date was a chick in my maths class, but she got super insecure about being slightly worse than me and it ruined everything. she got insanely paranoid about how I felt about her, she got depressed and I just got sick of it in the end.

>>982
wat genre of music do you like to play?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:27

>>983
Classical, rock/metal, jazz, folk, Nintendo, new age, soul, everything else you can manage with wind and strings.

Also I know how you feel about your ex, which is one of the reasons I would prefer someone who thrives on challenge and competition. It starts when they become more silent than usual, at which point you're not sure whether to spare them or continuing to risk appearing superior. Personally I began berating myself, pointing out everything I did wrong, trying to show her I wasn't "that smart" and encouraging her to do some original work. But sometimes there is just no way of getting through to a depressed but gifted girl.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:32

>>984
so fucking true. I've given up on finding a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition. In all fairness, I am getting a lot of shit done without my ex around.

also, loving the genres. jazz is my favourite genre of music, anything from very casual to acid/fuckyourattempttodefinethis jazz.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 13:09

"a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition"

Let me see if I understand this, you have anal sex with your girlfriend if she loses to you at chess?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 18:13

>>983 Hey my gf's like that too, it does get kinda frustrating how often she's like "ach I don't deserve you, you're amazing and you could do so much better". "So I'm amazing, I know, but so are you, I'm so so happy when i'm with you"

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:00

>>987
Mine said that, then she fell out of love and broke up with me.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:09

In previous relationships I think tey didn't work out because I'm too nice, so hopefully now I'm a drug dealer it will give me a sort of bad boy image

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 22:28

One of my friends has just discovered 4chan, and posts ancient memes on his facebook. He has started posting bad ascii art too...

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 08:20

I think this thread will be closed when I wake up. Don't be like >>998 from the last thread, follow your heart, it'll all work out (◕ ◡ ◕)

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 08:53

Bukkake Balloons is the name of my punk band.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:30

I'm going to disappear again.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:33

i seem to have a weird fascination with grapes, it keeps coming up when i write songs

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:36

When I was young, "harley davidson" was a swear word in my house. My dad would give me or my brothers a row if we said it.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:47

>>995
Your father sounds both awesome. Both in the modern sense of "cool" and the dated sense of "frightening".

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 21:33

Headaches aren't exactly complimentary to posting in this thread.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 22:35

Eating chocolate, listening to harsh noise I made.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 23:30

I'd like to prepare you all for the end of the thread.

Thank you, everyone, for participating.
The sequel should be on its way soon.

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.