( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (903)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( ・-・) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 03:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 03:58

( ・-・) Also, I wish it would rain every day for a whole year so all the goddamned Californians would go home and stop fagging up the Pacific Northwest.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 03:39

( ・-・) Nearly everyone who calls him or herself an "Environmentalist" is an uneducated malthusian shitbag.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 04:57

( ・-・) I want to be cute and moé but being 6'1" and male makes it difficult

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 14:17

( ・-・) I hate muslims even though I have two muslim friends.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 14:53

( ・-・) I think the reason black people in the US are a full statistical deviation dumber than everyone else is because all the smart ones evaded the slavers and are still in Africa.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 18:30

( ・-・) Even though I don't like to think in this manner I find >>7 to have a valid theory

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 21:15

( ・-・) I can't help but hate Israel, it's politics and most of it's inhabitants. I really try to keep myself from it, and i have quite a lot of jewish friends but i just can't change it. If Israel didn't exist we'd have a lot less problems in the world.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 21:21

( ・-・) On the other hand, the Palestinians have shown themselves to be really shitty neighbors at every turn. No wonder no other Arab country wants 'em.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5869 23:55

( ・-・) Did you ever notice how seriously those flakes in San Francisco take themselves? It's like they can't comprehend that there's a whole world outside of their precious city.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 01:01

( ・-・) I think the reason people in the US are a full statistical deviation dumber than everyone else is because all the smart ones evaded the British taxes/laws and are still in England.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 01:54

( ・-・) >>12, unless England is populated entirely by Ashkenazim, you're going to have to step down from that hobby horse of yours.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 05:35

>>11 Hey wait a minute, mention the existence of New York to someone from San Francisco and they will go completely nuts with envy.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 17:52

>>11,14

San Francisco, New York... Two US cities... lol americans.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 20:42

( ・-・) It's easy to think of one's country as being the center of the world when it is.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 04:44

( ・-・) I masturbate way more than is likely healthy.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 05:57

( ・-・) I'd be more patriotic to my birth country if the U.S. nuked the South but until then I wouldn't go to the international headquarters of emos, furries and hipsters even if you paid me.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 06:12

( ・-・) I hate white people. Not as much as I hate beaners, spics, and gooks, but still.

( ・-・) Fuck you, cracker.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 10:21

( ・-・) I think the whole racism-thing destroyed this thread. You all suck somehow.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 13:59

( ・-・) So back to how stupid mittens really are...

( ・-・) Ever try to text while driving with mittens on? It's impossible.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 15:35

>>21 No it's not, I guess you're just not elite enough

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 21:06

>>21 Ever try to type with boxing gloves on?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 02:01

Hmm, boxing gloves are more mitten-like than gloves...

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 02:33

( ・-・) You could even say that mittens are boxing gloves' gay little brothers.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 02:36

( ・-・) I've been lying to people and telling them I was born in 1540, but really I was born in 1974.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 16:55

( ・-・) I never actually fought in the Vietnam War as I was born in Scotland in 1989

28 Name: M-H!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-5873 13:27

( ・-・) Proposition: make Ni and 42 have the same meaning.

Ni as in "Knights who say Ni"
42 as in H2G2.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 02:43

>>7 has a decent point. Any foreign students who come from Africa blow away a good chunk of my college, and that's the chunk with 90's.

I think Professor Badass might be from Africa.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:40

( ・-・) I voted for McCain because I thought he'd do less damage.

( ・-・) I'm pretty sure I'm still right about that one.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 00:34

( ・-・) I masturbate into plastic cups and then leave them out in public.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 10:14

( ・-・) I look at my sisters sexually

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 10:49

( ・-・) I hate that I think like this, but I think atheists are the dumbest, most self-righteous shitheads on earth whose feelings are firstly based more on some childish sense of 'being right' than any wish to actually lift the human condition, and secondly are far from a rationally reached result of critical thought, are a childish reaction to chiefly American strains of religion.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 11:11

>>33 i've read that post before

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 14:30

( ˃ ヮ˂) I, too, look at >>32's sisters sexually.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:53

( ・-・) I agree with Arizona's new immigration law.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 01:50

( ˃ ヮ˂) Don't worry, >>5! Huge guys can be moé too!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 02:21

I have four tabs open: /jp/, SAoVQ, /vip/, and DQN.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 05:50

( ・-・) I think things would be better for everyone if >>39 forgot those last 3 items existed.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 16:05

( ・-・) I don't get why "liberals" are so hell-bent on taking away everyone's liberty.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 17:09

( ・-・) sometimes I think Glenn Beck is one of the only people who knows the difference between a Classical Liberal and a Progressive, and actively considers the significance of the shift in ideology on modern politics.

Not that he isn't a retard.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 02:30

( ・-・) I don't really care about the whole Tablecat thing...

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 21:51

( ・-・) I honestly believe memes are both funny and cool. I don't think mittens are lame at all.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 22:49

( ・-・) A really long time ago, I used to consider moot to be my little girl.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 22:53

( ・-・) I wholeheartedly agree with >>44

( ・-・) ....

( ・ ー・) And moot will always be my little girl.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 15:41

(・∀・) Grampa, why is beady-eyes talking to himself?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 18:08

( ´ω`) Because he's a friendless pansy, Junior.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 02:27

( ・-・) Grandpa and Junior suck.

( ・-・) "Life before the internet" my ass...

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 08:12

( ・-・) I hate people who always rush for GETs

( ・-・) Also, 50 GET

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 22:05

( ・-・) I'm actually a girl

( ・-・) I too enjoy memes and think that the decline of memes and increase in "originality" is what makes websites shitty, not the other way around.

( ・-・) I hate many of the theories of social justice, progressivism and socialism and fight against them every chance I get, but at the same time I think they're ultimately right

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 22:47

( ・-・) I frequently fantasize about Haruhi Suzumiya giving me the chocolate.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 03:14

( ・ω・) That sounds like some weird butt thing.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 14:13

( ・-・) It is.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 17:13

( ・-・) This board is my only social outlet.

( ・-・) When I hear from a family member, I talk about >>1->>1000 as if they are real life friends.

56 Name: ( ^ ー^) : 1993-09-6253 20:38

What if we really are your real-life friends, >>55? ( ^ ー^)

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 20:48

( ・-・) I would avoid all contact with you.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 21:15

( ・-・) I think that >>56 should kill himself.

( ・-・) Don't worry >>56, I'll kill myself too. Eventually.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 21:41

( ・-・) My previous plans to kill myself before aged 35 have been ruined by one of those marriage pacts that those crazy kids do.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 23:33

Maybe you are >>56, maybe you are. ( ^ ー^)

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 08:10

>>55
( ・-・) I thought that I was the only one that did this...
( ・-・) Realizing that someone else does this makes it even sadder.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 11:21

( ˃ ヮ˂) YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO LET A LITTLE LAUGHTER INTO YOUR LIFE!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 14:12

No, >>60. You are the friends.
And then >>60 was cheerful.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:11

( ・-・) I will never marry.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:52

( ・-・) For whether you stay, or stray, an inbuilt guilt catches up with you. And as it comes around to your place at 5 A.M.; wakes you up and it laughs in your face .

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 18:41

( ・-・) I love my wife, but sometimes I just want to take a pair of cuticle scissors and snip off her labia.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 18:49

>>66 ouch, my willy just shrank

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 19:25

( ・-・) Ever since some asshole said "pissflaps" on this board...

(( ˃-˂)) ugggggh

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 01:05

( ゚ ー゚) I'm not afraid of dying, because I already hate my life.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 07:33

( ・-・) If I were stuck in the 90s, I probably wouldn't miss anything.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6262 23:35

I also love >>66's wife. And her pissflaps.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 01:36

( ˃ ヮ˂) PISSLAPS! PISSLAPS! PISSFLAPS!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 06:16

( ・-・) I find myself agreeing with >>70 much more than I probably should

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 14:13

( ・-・) I enjoy not having a libido.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 14:52

( ・-・) For someone who ejaculates five times a day, I sure don't get much sex.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 18:21

( ・-・) I wonder sometimes if that guy who posted me doing all that dumb "Grandpa's dying" stuff early on will ever see the heights I've achieved here since then.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 17:37

( ・-・) I wonder sometimes if that guy who posted me doing all that dumb "Grandpa's dying" stuff early on will ever realize that Grandpa's dead.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 19:36

( ・-・) I am actually bored by this ascii art roleplaying. vc:dawn

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 16:09

I love you, dqn! ⊂(´・ω・`)つ

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 02:29

( ・-・) Don't touch me.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 08:57

(╬ ಠิ益ಠิ) NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 09:23

( ・-・) I hate 420chan these days, and there's a couple people on 99chan that are just so stupid and obnoxious that they have ruined the entire community for me. Almost the entire chan world, barring a few obscure sites, is polluted with obnoxiousness and ridiculousness. It is not humorous to me, and it is not useful. So, I guess I'll just have to go out and do something interesting with my life.

( ・-・) THose like >>34 are so stupid and asinine that I cannot help but feel unhappy that they found a human existence- which is so impossibly useful, beautiful, and dynamic- instead of the existence of a louse or fly, which is better fitting to such entities.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 16:34

( ・ω・) Okay.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 22:18

Did you happen to link to the wrong post, >>34?
Anyway, don't pretend that you're worthy to play arbiter with human life-―you're posting on DQN, after all.

85 Name: 84 : 1993-09-6288 22:24

wwwwwww
In my haste, I did it myself.
Don't I look like an ass now?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:57

( ・-・) This is basically a rehash of the Lame Confessional thread.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 18:27

( ・-・) If there is a Hell, I bet it's full of feminists.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 21:12

( ・-・) I actually do consider fetuses as living humans, or close enough to it, and I can't help but roll my eyes at people who insist that because a fetus can't live outside the womb it's not really human.

( ・-・) That being said, I'm still completely pro-choice.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 15:51

( ・-・) I think abortions should be allowed up to the age of 17.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 19:10

I think Beady Eyes ought to have been aborted.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 23:18

( ・-・) It would certainly prevent me from derailing so many threads, but no such luck.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 01:54

( ・-・) METAL AS FUCK

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 07:12

( ・-・) Hacker News and /prog/ are pretty much all the worst parts of hipsterism and programmer autism-self-diagnosers combined.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 04:29

>>93
( ・-・) I agree with you there, and I was a regular on /prog/ back in 2007.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 14:14

>>94 I had /prog/ on vinyl before you even heard of it!

96 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 17:34

>>95
/prog/ was always too mainstream for my tastes.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 23:46

>>96
( ・-・) I have invented countless memes on /prog/.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 14:51

( ・-・) Political correctness is for whinging faggots.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 03:54

( ・-・) I have hidden posts by actual friends on facebook because they basically turn their wall into either Twitter or the Internet equivalent of having 500 political bumper stickers on their car.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 14:17

( ・-・) I have no Facebook page, nor Myspace, nor Twitter account, nor a blog of any kind.

This is not because I am some pre-Internet technophobe who fears what he does not understand.

Rather, it is because I am old enough to remember when the WWW was just another competitor to FTP. I remember when colleges and universities would lease one single phone line at 9600 baud for their entire faculty and all their students. I remember BITNET and the online world that existed back when it was a secret a few math and comp sci majors furtively shared. Back when if you put something online, that meant it was important, that people would be interested in it, that it was, perhaps, data pertaining to some cutting-edge research that a group of scientists on different continents were collaborating to perform.

And I still have enough respect for the medium, for the bandwidth that other people are paying for. Email is a one-to-one medium, a personal medium. Email can be as personal and as silly as you and the recipient want, though always recall that email isn't really private and bored sysadmins have been known to read other people's mail.

But the Web is one-to-many, not one-to-one, and that means that it has to be important. It has to be interesting. And nothing in my life is important enough or entertaining enough to justify getting a Livejournal or a Myspace page to blather about my job or my vegetable garden or my new shoes to the whole of civilization. If any of my friends or relatives cares enough they'll ask me in an email. I have that much respect for the medium.

Is it hypocritical to talk about this on an anonymous board? Possibly. But at least I don't have up a Geocities page in which I ramble at great length for page after page about the inaccuracies in translated dialogue from some 1970s anime that was only shown in the US as filler before the Sunday morning church services on some little independent UHF stations in the 1980s. And that must count for something, doesn't it, fellow dokyuns?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 14:21

>>100

I don't have a Facebook because I keep getting kicked off by Jellyburg, but this is a good reason.

102 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 14:41

>>100
Geocities are pining for the fjords. They ceased to be. They are ex-Geocities.
Thanks for bringing that up, Beady-jerk.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:46

>>100 haha u so mad y u mad??

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 18:10

>>100

>And that must count for something, doesn't it, fellow dokyuns?

( ・-・) No... it really doesn't.

105 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6540 11:38

>>100
Well, I'm not so upset about Geocities now.
So, I'd love to state my opinion on this matter.

As the internet traffic and storage capacity grow
the value of a single byte deprecates.

Uncontrolled emission of new hard disk drives,
memory cards and other mediums allow users
(including developers, designers, etc -
whose products are used by other people) to be wasteful.
Which they happily become.

People love to mock an infamous quote by William Gates
from early 90s. Even this genius didn't expect the crash
of the byte value. It's a shame that the company
of which he was a leader is particularly responsible
for this.

Similar thing applies for computational resources.
This is why I use BOINC. All those watts hertz
won't go unused. Hopefully, they will help scientists
to build a better world.

In conclusion, >>100, with today's mass availability
of the net access and vast space that various online
services (i.e. blog platforms) offer you for free,
it won't make a difference if you claim it. The deed
is already done. You won't ruin the WWW by posting
photos of your dirty socks, etc. You won't make it
better by not doing it. It's just a matter of choice.
Currently, you're like a vegan.

106 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6540 11:51

It looks like I made these lines too short. My post looks like a song but it's not a song!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 13:17

>>106
Maybe the Universe is trying to tell you to make it a song?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 17:25

>>105
Wow, Espeon...

That was pretty good.

Maybe you're not so bad. Even if you refuse to be one of us.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 21:41

( ・-・) No one's saying !ESpeoN/nPA is a shitty poster; tripfagging is just distasteful by nature.

( ・-・) Attack the person, not what they have to say.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 22:26

!ESpeoN/nPA makes me feel better about myself. If he'd always posted anonymously I'd just think DQN was filled with some kinda losers, rather than one big one.

111 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 18:52

>>109,110
You're just a single envious person whose PC isn't capable of
generating a satisfying tripcode in a few days. That, or you
simply lack imagination, so you can't come up with your own unique
and lovely tripcode. Who is a loser now, punk?

>>108
As a poor broken turret said in Portal 2, "I'm different."
It's just that I don't have much time to sit at Gikopoi all day
and wriggle my tripcode there. Sorry about that. If I forget
the tripcode, I'll disappear. Forever.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 10:19

>>111
I'm proud of my tripcode I use in some places, I just wouldn't use it here.

>Who is a loser now, punk?

It's still you ( ⌒-⌒)

113 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6542 23:32

>>112
Aren't you just dreaming about your own fancy tripcode, huh? You should stop lying to DQN, yourself and me and simply admit it.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 05:09

>>113
it's because he's tired of being called an anus

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 20:24

On some sites my tripcode says nutmeg which is good because I hold that spice very close to my heart. But still I wouldn't use a tripcode here! Heavens, no.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 02:55

We need more smuggery around here. You too, ∠、( ⌒-⌒ ),、ゝ

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 03:07

I use a tripcode on pretty much every other site, but not here, never!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:42

So... "colored people" is racist, but "people of color" is not. I don't get it.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 19:04

>>100 speaks for me. I ran a Gopher server well into 2001 (I was not much kidding in the nerd thread) and remember when you needed a wee bit of smarts to get online and when a non-ASCII file was an unusual find and when usenet was usable and and and...

Some sort of modified Tragedy of the Commons + abysmal Signal/Noise Ratio == the internet. I can only imagine how people who were around in the late 70s and early 80s looked down on how horrible the internet had become in the late 80s and what utter contempt they must have for it now.

Thankfully, /dqn/ and similar (if more secret) areas are usually nice enough that I have not yet lost all hope.

I love you. Never change.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 03:31

Just tell me, >>118-san, how many of your CLOSE FRIENDS are people of color?

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 07:53

( ・-・) I pay Filipina camwhores to model all their underwear for me.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 16:42

( ・-・) Black isn't even a proper color. There, I said it.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 20:43

>>120 All of my close friends are people, except for the three that consist of one dog and two cats.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 19:47

( ・-・) I don't think "conversion disorder" is anywhere near as common as people say.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 09:02

( ・-・) I think the world would be a better place if someone mind-controlled all the most batshit feminazis and made them rape the craziest MRAs. Hopefully they would then both die of revulsion.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 09:28

( ・-・) Your favorite band? Just a band.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 21:48

( ・-・) Homeless people often smell really bad.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 16:50

( ・-・) People on the internet feel too self-entitled and it's only going to get worse.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 17:55

>>128
I recently realised that.
( ・-・) I was an attention whore without even knowing it.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 13:23

( ・-・) Anyone who thinks that the "Phoenix Down issue" should have been addressed in relation to a certain plot point from FF7 deserves a swift punch to the jaw.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 13:27

( ・-・) As to spoiling that certain plot point, that deserves a knee to the jaw. Because the tears from the occasion are infinitely more delicious than the tears from the spoiling. Be patient; you cannot rush a fine art.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 16:12

( ・-・) "An arrow to the knee" is obnoxious and unfunny, but so are most internet catchphrases.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6805 17:50

( ・-・) People think they're a lot funnier than they actually are. Consequently, I pretend to laugh much more than I actually do.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 12:06

>>133
( ・-・) LAWL.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 16:09

>>133
You're probably hanging out with the wrong kind of people.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 16:46

>>135
I'm around a lot of different people. I almost never see the same crowd twice.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 17:47

>>136
( ・-・) I never see the same crowd twice either.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 19:26

>>133
But DQN is different, right?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 19:39

>>138
Yes.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 23:07

>>138
I find DQN hilarious. I have no idea how people come up with some of this stuff. And the fact that they don't take credit or eagerly try to fish for responses is very admirable.

( ・-・) Come to think of it, this post is in line with this thread's topic...

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 06:09

( ・-・) I resent having to enter -Gould when searching for Bach recordings.

( ・-・) How do so many people actually like these, never with a sensible tempo, always on a piano, always with that humming? Ugh, ugh, and ugh.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 07:14

( ・-・) I think Gould's interpretation of Goldberg Variations was excellent and I'm willing to cross swords with whoever claims otherwise.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 08:39

( ・-・) I like Glenn Gould too.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 20:23

( ・-・) I listen to Michael Savage on the raido because all my friends hate him. Having listened with an open mind, I kinda like the irascible bastard.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 22:26

( ・-・) I agree with Pat Metheny.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 02:18

( ・-・) When I worked in a factory I farted on the product more than once before putting it in the package. Someone ate my poo particles.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 06:34

( ・-・) I'm still undecided on the notion of male privilege. I hear a lot of counterexamples, and many feminists are willing to dismiss a greater amount of these as mere anecdotal evidence and "the exception that proves the rule" than I am comfortable with.

( ・-・) Not to mention that the exception ought to *dis*prove the rule, and the only reason that saying got started is because of gradual changes in the meaning of "prove". It's tough being a linguist.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 05:20

( ・-・) Haydn is an underrated composer and I don't even like his stuff that much.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 18:33

( ・-・) I need money.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 02:19

( ・-・) If you tell me "goodnight" when it isn't going to be a good night and you've been an unfriendly asshole the entire conversation one more goddamn time so help me I will punch you in the face

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 07:44

( ・-・) Being a normalfag is perfectly fine.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 05:21

( ・-・) There's no prize for being the most persecuted, as well there shouldn't be.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:29

( ・-・) As I get older I wonder whether I will ever regain or re-learn certain skills that seemed so natural when I was a teenager.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 03:18

>>153
The only thing I recall being better at as a teenager than now is finding Duke Nukem funny.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:31

>>154
( ・-・) I "re-found" Duke Nukem funny. You see things differently as an adult than a teenager. Maddox is another good example.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:49

>>154
I was much better at coding and it came so much more easily when I was a teenager. I would go into what "normal" people would probably call an autistic fugue state and the code would just flow out of my brain, through my arms and fingers, and onto the screen, and generally it would work the first time. Hunger, thirst, noise, other petty distractions would recede into the distance while I typed.

Now it's much harder to summon that level of concentration for anything at all.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:07

( ・-・) I fantasize about having sex with everyone I meet. Not because I want to have sex with them, but because that's what I feel like normal people do.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 19:06

( ゚ ー゚)

>implying I or anyone else here could tell you much about "normal people"

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:50

( ・-・) I recently read a Facebook status update by one of the jocks from my old high school. Apparently he co-authored a paper in theoretical quantum physics which was published in a peer-reviewed journal last week. This made me feel horribly inadequate, as I have not even finished my BA yet. Back in high school I was planning on studying physics at uni myself, but had to give up on it due to my shitty maths grades.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:39

>>156
( ・-・) I feel that way about programming as well. Also, I knew a lot more abstract maths than I do now. On the plus side I have a wider skillset from making use of neglected talents, but I'd trade that in a heartbeat for being as focused as once I was.

161 Name: vc: baw : 1993-09-6870 22:48

( ・-・) Prescriptivism is fun.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:06

( ・-・) Prescriptivism is right.,

(but only because I'm slightly autistic and would like the English language to be dictated by an RFC or similar standard)

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 15:43

( ・-・) Autism, ADD, ADHD, and bipolar disorder are all vastly overdiagnosed, possibly by 2-3 orders of magnitude. They have ceased to be useful diagnostic labels and become the stuff of pop psychology.

( ・-・) On the other hand, schizotypal personality disorder is underdiagnosed, probably because it can be considered to be a set of trendy affectations that is quite fashionable in some portions of the Western world--except that it still cripples the person and makes him quite unable to cope with reality, especially if circumstances should conspire to move him out of his comfortable little bubble of like-minded moneyed postmodern urbanites.

( ・-・) I view all of this as evidence to support the sneaking suspicion I have had for most of my life that Western Civilization has reached its final stage of decadence and is beginning to crumble. Oh look, here come the Huns now.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 15:55

>>163
( ・-・) I think these days the Huns are less of a concern than the Han.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 15:59

>>163
( ・-・) Also, living in a degenerate age with civilization in decline? How very Buddhist of you.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 16:26

>>163
( ・-・) Don't forget schizoids. If you're going to isolate yourself, might as well make it fun.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 18:20

>>163
( ・-・) Actually, the diagnosis of all mental illness involves some subjectivity. For one thing, it's sometimes required for a person to have a diagnosis to receive treatment, thus putting pressure on treatment providers to come up with one even if they aren't entirely sure. It's also common to prescribe medication based on a hunch, just to see what works.

Therefore, a lot of hyperactive children will be diagnosed as ADHD just so they can be given drugs like methylphenidate.

Diagnosis of autism and Asperger's syndrome is still pretty rare. Most people online who claim to be "aspies" really aren't.

What this means is that you, >>163, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:43

( ・-・) Only here in /dqn/ can we combine metahistorical speculation and the Yoshinoya Rant in a single conversation.

( ・-・) I love you guys. I mean it. There's no community like this one anywhere else in the Intertubes, even if it's just us three anonymous NEETS talking to one another in the dark.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:25

( ・-・) Shitposting has never been funny.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 17:32

( ・-・) I need more friends for facebook games.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 18:08

( ・-・) After being a U.S. citizen for 25 years, my Mom's English handwriting has finally gotten as shitty as her native language handwriting. She is officially an American.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:06

( ・-・) Posting in shitty threads is beneath me. It would be demeaning.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:40

( ・-・) I'm OK with pedophilia and child porn trafficking. It's the abuse that some of said porn contains which I can't stand. Arrest the makers of that shit, not the viewers or retailers!

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:07

( ・-・) A lot of people actually don't deserve to be alive.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:16

( ・-・) I'm a bit of a misanthrope myself but I'm uncomfortable with that kind of statement. "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:20

>>175
( ・-・) Yes, that's very much the problem. A lot of people deserve to die, but I don't know exactly who, and even if I did there's no way I could kill all of them.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 16:04

( ・-・) I'd like a way to pirate works from companies I don't like and then financially compensate each individual involved in their creation that wasn't involved in managing the company in question.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:14

( ・-・) Most people who claim perfect pitch on YouTube only use it as a license to whine.
( ・-・) It's only impressive when you do impressive things with it. Not when you decide that things like historical temperaments and tunings or transpositions are wrong just because it bothers you.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:58

( ・-・) I am the Grammar Pope.
( ・-・) I hereby grant dispensations to typical uses of “where it’s at” and “ain’t” as examples of good English for use in informal situations; proper in every way, but only where propriety is not required.
( ・-・) I never said shit about what you end sentences with. We use prepositional verbs, for fuck’s sake.
( ・-・) And I don’t like the Grammar Führer any more than you do. Carry on! Amen.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 02:45

( ・-・) I ABSOLVE THEE OF THY GRAMMAR-RELATED SINS.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 10:57

( ・-・) I've used email and more "primitive," if that is quite the word we want, electronic communication tools since the BBS days. I've used the Web since Mosaic and remember the controversy over Netscape 2.0.

( ・-・) I don't have a Facebook or Twitter page, or a Livejournal, or a Myspace, or a Tumblr, and don't want one. I'm hardly a Luddite, but it doesn't appeal to me. My friends and family have my email address and I have theirs. If I want them to know something I email them. I am deeply uncomfortable with the concept of putting my whole life on a Web page so that bored strangers can "like" me when I say traffic was bad on the way home from work.

( ・-・) Not saying it's evil, or bad, or wrong, or shouldn't exist. Just that I can't imagine living my life that way, putting everything I do online every day, forever, for the entertainment of a million bored gawkers I'll never meet.

( ・-・) Maybe the problem is me. I just don't grasp the appeal.

( ・-・) I don't have a "smartphone" either. I have a cellphone from the early 2000s that is as big as a bar of soap, which cannot view the Web or send email. It's good enough for what it's for--an emergency number so that my employer can reach me when I'm on call--and I have found no compelling reason to discard it and spend money on a newer, fancier one.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 13:31

>>181
( ・-・) I recognize this post somehow.

( ・-・) Sometimes I get deja vu and pretend I'm psychic.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 18:13

>>181
( ・-・)Yeah, I get the feeling. I have an account on all of those services, and mostly just signed up due to other friends using them and not of my own desire to use them, and they're all inactive and locked down now, aside from my Twitter which still gets some light use.

( ・-・)And even on Twitter, I delete all my old updates about every 6 months, just to keep them from piling up. I don't really fancy the idea of some random person deciding to read my entire timeline from the start.

( ・-・)Some days I just feel like deleting everything. I don't see the point. It's like constantly being bombarded with stuff you don't necessarily want to see or read. I would just be scrolling by and not taking anything in, which eventually led to my not bothering to even check most of those sites anymore.

( ・-・)I miss the days when the web was mostly small personal and informational sites filled with original content.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 19:22

( ・-・) Hate to break it to you, but from 1993-1995 half the Web was Star Trek fan sites.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 19:26

( ・-・) You know, assuming years did the normal thing instead of just staying September 1993 till the noob-ass influx dies down.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 19:38

( ・-・) I don't keep many drinks in my house, and when I had friends over once I bought some cans of Diet Coke for them.
( ・-・) They liked it, and have come to expect cans of Diet Coke whenever they visit my house.
( ・-・) In order to save money, washing up, and explaining, I instead buy large bottles of Diet Coke in bulk, then pour them into existing cans, before offering them to my friends "pre-opened".

( ・-・) I feel terrible.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 21:04

>>186 Play a prank involving Mentos.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 00:46

( ・-・) My roommate got pissed at me and left, and while I miss her, I'm really enjoying the solitude.

( ・-・) Also, my blood pressure has gone down to normal levels for the first time in two years.

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Fuck that bitch.

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-6884 02:32

( ・-・) Those of you who have adopted post-September 5000 posting conventions have got to go.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 18:34

( ・-・) Fuck feminism.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 20:12

( ・-・) 4chan level humour is way beneath us.

( ・-・) ...Most of us, anyway.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 20:14

( ・-・) I fucking hate misogynists.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 21:42

( ・-・) I say and do things I don't even agree with, out of some sort of masochistic self-deprecation or expected social norms.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 23:23

( ・-・) >>193 Just summed up my entire life.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 20:42

( ・-・) When I was a kid, I couldn't even tell that Calvin's mom was female until I figured out she was his mom.
( ・-・) It kind of explains why I'm a little attracted to the tomboyish type.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 21:53

( ・-・) 4chan and similar, normal-infested imageboards are disgusting and I feel physically sick upon seeing their current state.
( ・-・) However, I'm not witty, intelligent, or creative enough to participate in DQN, so I stagnate in nothingness.
( ・-・) I hate you all for being smart.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 00:54

( ・-・) I think I may be genderqueer

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 03:00

( ・-・) I feel the same as >>197

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 05:10

( ・-・) All this time, I've just thought >>197 had good taste in clothes.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 10:47

>>197
( ・-・) Why is that?

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 15:50

>implying 4chan isn't full of weeaboo neckbeards

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 16:40

( ・-・) DQN moderators not permanently banning 4chan filth.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 07:25

( ・-・) People who call Shinji Ikari whiny and whatnot are pathetic. Every last one of them.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 04:11

( ・-・) Evangelion was pretty dumb on all levels, really.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 13:05

( ・-・) DQN sucks these days.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 20:06

( ・-・) I blame >>205, personally.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 05:36

( ・-・) No, you see, if you actually remembered the glory days you probably would have picked some arbitrary motherfucker who has yet to post (e.g. >>373 ) and attributed all sorts of evils to that poster until they actually came along and posted something inoffensive and everyone would laugh as the show went to freeze frame and the credits started rolling, same bat-time same bat-channel.

( ・-・) Instead, you went straight for the lazy "attack the poster above you" option. So.

( ・-・) DQN sucks these days.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 05:57

( ・-・) My groin area has been red and itching since May.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 07:15

( ・-・) The recession is everywhere. It's like those spirals or something.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 09:34

( ・-・) The recession is not an economic phenomenon. It's the shrinkage of your dong.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 17:22

( ・-・) When I play an MMO and PUG with a black character, I leave.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 19:16

( ・-・) I'm glad the sexuality board is gone!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 04:37

( ・-・) Kyoto Tower is fucking ugly!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 04:41

( ・-・) Downtown Kyoto looks a lot like Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 22:10

( ・-・) I'm sad to know that the world won't really end in December.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 21:21

( ・-・) I hope Obama plays even more golf during these four years than he did before.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 04:39

( ・-・) I dropped my fork on the ground at the restaurant. Instead of asking for a new one, I switched it with one of the forks on the table next to me. The person that sat there had to eat with my fork that I dropped on the floor.

( ・-・) I was going to post this in the apology thread, but I'm not sorry.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:47

( ・-・) I just watched Obama talk about the late Senator Inouye.

( ・-・) Actually, he just talked about himself the whole time.

( ・-・) Obama's really an egotistical fuckwit, ain't he?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:05

( ・-・) It's kind of weird how when Bush was president, national debt was a careless handling of money, then Obama becomes president and somehow national debt becomes a genius idea that makes the USA better.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7060 19:47

( ・-・) If you ever want to know what the most sensible thing to do in a given circumstance is, ask a liberal.

( ・-・) Then do the opposite.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 05:11

( ・-・) Dam libs are taken are jorbs.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 23:59

( ・-・) I don't understand the appeal of so many image and text boards on the Internet if they all mostly "suck these days" from lack of interest or too much interest from the wrong types of people.
( ・-・) I wish I had discovered places like this sooner.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 04:10

( ・-・) I was not angry since I came to France until this instant.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 18:25

( ・-・) Avatar is another generic movie about white guilt and environmentalism with fancy special effects. It is like James Cameron shat in a candy wrapper and sold it to me.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 19:18

( ・-・) The atmosphere of Neptune, similar to your anus, consists of mainly hydrogen, methane, and helium.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 06:29

( ・-・) Skullgirls PC port is now approximately 4 centidukes late.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 01:43

( ・-・) All this "responsive design" and "flat design" rage is what I was trying to do thirteen years ago in 6th grade and I feel like the world owes me something for it.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 02:37

( ・-・) Some subreddits are good

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 13:06

( ・-・) Sometimes I have conversations with myself in threads

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 15:52

( ・-・) There is no good reason to use any terms other than "penis" and "vagina" to refer to genital organs.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 17:07

( ・-・) I don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva, and I see no reason to look it up.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 20:48

( ・-・) Scrotum is one of my favorite words.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 05:26

( ・-・) Mens rights activists have persecution complexes and no connection to reality.

( ・-・) I don't even feel like I'm allowed to say that on an anonymous board.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 08:45

( ・-・) As a young boy, I was forced to stab a fish in the head by my friends father.

( ・-・) Now I can't eat fish.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 21:27

( ・-・) I have concluded that "trans" people are the furries of the 21st Century.

( ・-・) By which I mean they are delusional, self-entitled drama-whores with a persecution complex and no real problems, who create a foul miasma of artificial drama wherever they go--sad little autistic manchildren who have no grasp of how their behavior appears to others.

( ・-・) Furries desperately want to be and in some instances believe that they are of a different species than human, and wish that they could be technologically converted into, for example, chickens, by surgical installation of a beak and tailfeathers. Even if this were done, that would not make them chickens, just sad little manchildren with surgical mutilations to match their delusions and a fixation on bringing up Hitler whenever someone requests that they not behave in a disgusting manner in public. And indeed they define themselves by their fixation upon public displays of their furriness and how horribly, horribly it wounds their tender hearts whenever someone asks them, for example, to stop descending on science fiction conventions and turning one or more of the con rooms into open-air gloryholes.

( ・-・) I trust that I will not have to belabor the obvious here by completing the metaphor for my readers.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:25

( ・-・) I grew up on a cattle ranch, and helped with the rendering. Nowadays, when vegetarians show that "shocking" slaughter footage, it just makes me hungry.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:35

( ・-・) I pretend to be a racist on the internet, but in real life I don't care.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 22:44

>>235
( ・-・) I tend to agree with your general point, but I still think furries are villified more than they deserve by *chan culture.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 23:01

Transgendered people just want to be who they want to be. It's delusional if who they want to be is an animal, but what they want to be is just another person. There's enough bullying in schools to make them either give them various social problems or make them obnoxious assholes, depending on the kind of person they are. But the kind of person they are is independent of their sexuality, and not everyone who is bullied in school is not heterosexual.

Anyway.

( ・-・) Everyone without my worldview is wrong and morally corrupt.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 02:30

( ・-・) You assholes whining about being in the friend zone are lucky bastards.

( ・-・) At least you have girls around to fucking talk to.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 11:53

( ・-・) You know what? Girls are just self-centered entitlement brats with boobs. If sex isn't involved, they're really just a huge waste of your time.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7106 16:35

( ・-・) I just want to stay at home and cross dress all day.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 20:37

( ・-・) I hate the internet.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 03:07

( ・-・) I started hardcore griefing online games recently. Before, I would have felt bad about doing something like that, but most online players are such awful people that griefing them becomes the right thing to do.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 04:02

( ・-・) I will vote "Not guilty" if a victim of bullying kills the bully.

Somebody needs to teach them a lesson, and I know most school employees will not.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 18:38

( ・-・) Any lawyer worth his salt would make sure >>245 never makes it onto the jury.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 20:23

( ・-・) I want to appreciate Ed Norton as an actor, but his face is just so damn punchable I can't do it.

( ・-・) Unless he gets punched in the face during the movie. Then I love his acting.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 02:50

( ・-・) "Global warming" is "chemtrails" for 21st Century urban leftists.

( ・-・) OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 03:31

( ・-・) sometimes I think about castrating myself.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 11:19

( ・-・) I got an semi with a baby sitting on my lap.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 17:07

( ・-・) I've got no problem with Comic Sans MS or Papyrus. They're just fonts.

( ・-・) Helvetica, on the other hand, has no soul.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:12

( ・-・) <my full name, address and contact details>

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 18:46

( ・-・) I seriously considered buying a used armored truck, painting "I HATE NIGGERS" on it and parking it near Cabrini Green for the night and sleeping in it.

( ・-・) I wondered how long it would take before I heard the first bullets hit it.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:29

>>253
( ゚ ヮ゚) why shoot at it, wasting ammo, leaving ballistic evidence, and calling attention, and especially if it's armored, when you can just light it up on fire? that's much more fun, even more so when you discover that there was someone sleeping inside!

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:58

>>251
( ・-・) Cooper Standard for everything. EVERYTHING.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:09

( ・-・) I'm not gay, and I'm not a big fan of marriage in today's Western world, so I've got no dog in the gay marriage race.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 00:39

>>256
why wouldn't you say that if this wasn't a pseudo-anonymous board

and yeah, i think the concept of 'marriage' is a great stupidity, so i don't care about it either

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 01:46

>>251
Can you tell me why exactly? I'm just wondering because I was told Helvetica has the best compatibility across even the shittyist of browsers.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:40

( ・-・) Helvetica is so refined that it's lost any character it might have started with. Any monkey can lay out a grid and throw Helvetica text on it and have it look professional.

( ・-・) The compatibility thing you were told is a lie. Few people outside of graphic designers are likely to have Helvetica installed on their machines.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 02:44

>>257
( ・-・) Because I live in a heavily liberal area, and openly Questioning The Holy Ideology has consequences here.

( ・-・) I tell ya, liberals are the most intolerant fuckheads around.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 03:36

( ・-・) I really hate the dokyuns on Twitter, and how they talk and interact with each other.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 06:09

>>259
( ・-・) Mac OS X comes with Helvetica out of the box and uses it everywhere. Also, while this may no longer be true as I have not used desktop Linux in years, many Linux distros at one point packaged fugly bitmap versions of it by default.

( ・-・) To maintain relevance to this thread, I must say that the fugly bitmap fonts have really got to go, if distro maintainers are still doing this.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 08:46

( ・-・) DQN is full of fucking amateurish musicians.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 13:43

( ・-・) I am not a musician.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 14:45

>>262
( ・-・) Macs are irrelevant. So is linux.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 15:11

>>263 I get paid for what I do with my main band, so I guess that makes me a "professional", but the dumb stuff I do mucking about is what I post here. Well, I know it's dumb but it's still special to me. The DQN Electronics compilations have always been a big influence.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 16:01

( ・-・) >>265 is two shits: one for being an ignorant shit, and another for bringing their irrelevant opinion in and stating it as fact

     人 
    (__) 
    (__)
   (____)
  (*。々°) ←>>265

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 03:26

( ・-・) Lighten up, Francis.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 03:31

( ・-・) I haven't taken a shower or changed clothes in weeks

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:05

( ・-・) >>267 needs to control his anger

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 14:01

( ・-・) >>270 sounds pretty butthurt to me.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:15

( ・-・) >>271 needs to control his butt.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:25

( ・-・) Helvetica is a shitty font for spineless corporate fuctards. Topaz is the next big thing.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 19:57

( ・-・) >>270 can't identify facetiousness

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:34

( ・-・) I'm a graphic designer, and the only time I've touched a Mac has been when the client insisted I work in their office. Win7 all the way, baby.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:11

( ・-・) As someone with very awkward and specific font settings, I hate every one of you that doesn't use Text Art formatting for AA characters.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:12

( ・-・) I wouldn't know "Text Art formatting" from any other kind.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:14

( ・-・) >>266, getting paid is one thing, having a degree in music is another. Photography is like the only thing which lets you call yourself a professional if you get paid. The other is probably being a code monkey.

( ・-・) >>275 obviously lacks a degree either.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:39

>>278
Are you implying that you can't be a good musician you don't have a degree in music?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 07:53

>>279
( ・-・) It's more likely that you'd be a lucky amateur or a youth-oriented noise-maker.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 08:12

>>280
( ・-・) *whips out dick*

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 09:35

( ・-・) Bang it on an empty trash can, >>281. Kids are gonna love it.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 10:12

( ・-・) Since switching to Firefox both the Superstructure and the Area somehow use Mona page-wide, so I haven't a clue when someone's used text art formatting or not.
( ・-・) I have no intention of fixing this. (I still set AA to text art for everyone else's benefit though.)

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 11:46

>>282
( ・-・) I'm going to bang it on your head

no homo

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:20

( ・-・) Bang your mum, >>284, as you usually do.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:35

>>278 sports

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 21:39

>>278

Degrees are irrelevant in artistic affairs. It's all about the portfolio. If you can prove you're up to the job, nobody really gives a flying fuck how you learned to do it.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 00:11

>>287
( ・-・) Artistic jobs are all about who you're friends with. You can be utter shit and still make money if you socialize with the right people.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 09:33

( ・-・) Are Anonymous hackers are all retarded hippies? They hacked into DPRK accounts on the web and wrote some retarded hippie bullshit about people rejecting their leader. I mean, seriously, go to your local synagogue and ask Hebrews to reject their god. Go to some fucking Muslims (and get your face punched in). No one needs a war between DPRK and ROK, even them themselves. The US is flexing muscle like a dumb kid. But without that DPRK knows that its military is outdated, it lacks army reserve, it won't have Chinese and Russian support if it flips the fuck out. ROK in turn is better equipped, in case of the war they could mobilize more people, but they don't know what to do with a bunch of poor brainwashed people and they wouldn't want to deal with them anyway. The economic gap between Koreas is far too large. It's much larger than the one between Western and Eastern Germany, yet Germans still have to pay the "solidarity tax". What DPRK actually needs is some food and a nuclear missile to stop the US acting like a bully.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 10:01

The DPRK doesn't exists you silly, nor does the US

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 16:30

( ・-・) Initiatives to "reclaim" words are retarded.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:03

( ・-・) I seriously hate Jews. I'd like to say it's just Zionists, pro-Israel Jews, etc., but at this point my brain no longer cares.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 10:10

( ・-・) I don't mind the concept of having a ruling class. I just don't like the one we have.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:05

fuck

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:25

>>294
( ・-・) lewd

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 17:20

I want DPRK to bomb USA just for funsies

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:41

>>296
War is no joke, young man.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 20:53

I think that it's a good thing most of these opinions aren't said in public because they're really dumb

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 21:03

>>298
Yours is the only dumb opinion in the entire thread.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 00:32

>>297 It seems like to Americans, it is. How many millions of dollars have been made from kids at home having fun with war on their XBoxes and Playstations; I think they deserve to feel for themselves firsthand to feel the terror of real-life warfare, of bombs dropping around their homes and their families dying, just like all the countries the USA has given that to. I know it's the government and the powers-that-be that are responsible for the war and not the people that suffer, but, it would be funny.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:50

( ・-・) Lots of noob-asses in this thread lately.
( ・-・) Welcome, retards.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:53

>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
>implying children haven't been playing soldier since before Homer went blind

2/10, you got me to respond. Try harder next time, kid.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 01:55

( ・-・) The 300 GET is absolutely retarded

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:00

( ・-・) My first AOL username was SirFuzzums
( ・-・) Oh god...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 02:00

( ・-・) The 300 GET is obviously trying to bait USAians into raging in this thread, because whoever posted it would find that entertaining.

( ・-・) I will admit to trolling on occasion, but this is just crude flamebait. It lacks subtlety, irony, and style. I can find better trolling on Ponychan any time, night or day. Ponychan, for heaven's sake.

( ・-・) ...what?

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:28

( ・-・) I think I may killed someone back in '06.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 04:11

>>300
Please don't generalize.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 13:00

It's a shame that people chose to almost religiously refuse >>300's argument as "trolling".

It's a shame that US wastes so much money to keep the military machine going, to show off like it does globally - despite of colossal national debt.

But then again, without it, without its bases around the world, it would lose all of its influence in a fortnight. And that would be fatal for economy. Oh, and nobody would by their tanks, if they aren't shoved down their throats as a help for friendly regimes.

>>302

>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan

Milsim games like Call of Duty, ArmA or Battlefield are produced in the US or Western Europe. Japan is a major supplier of strange, "random" or cute - to put it bluntly - overrated shit (mostly, but not entirely ― I enjoy some of Japan's export).

>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide

Games are popular worldwide, but console gaming (that's what >>300 was talking about) dominates in the US and Japan. "PC mustard race" is more prevalent in Europe.

309 Name: >>308 : 1993-09-7159 13:09

It is quite repulsive to see a footage from Apache, where a gunner shouts happily, "Timbe-e-e-r!" when one of autocannon rounds - fired at human beings - chops a tree down. For her, it was a computer game on a display in helicopter cockpit.

But what is worse is the fact that almost as many Jews live in the US as in Israel. Which means that US has a very strong Jewish lobby. Thus Israel can break whatever laws, rules and resolutions it wants.

What I would like to see is not people suffering, but USA and Israel governments being put where they belong by the international community.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:30

( ・-・) It is quite repulsive to see >>309 come here and shit up /dqn/, which is at least theoretically the humor board, with his tiresome political trolling.

( ・-・) There are Web forums for that. This isn't one of them.

311 Name: >>300 : 1993-09-7159 16:55

The only part of my post that was "trolling" was where I said it would be funny if Americans get bombed. I don't really want any humans to suffer, but I do think USA deserves a taste of its own medicine for once.

Still, it's quite funny/sad how the posters after me reacted to my opinion.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 17:01

( ・-・) Learn how to take a criticism of your country / your people, >>310.

313 Name: 312 : 1993-09-7159 17:24

( ・-・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:49

( ・-・) Retrospectively, I would like to take my words back. I don't enjoy gay oral sex in any form and I want you to take me seriously.

315 Name: 314 : 1993-09-7159 18:56

( ・-・) You know what, I think I do like juicy cocks after all. I want to suck one so bad right now!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:01

( ・-・) I once tried to get an 8 year old girl to take her clothes off for me in her back garden, but she ran away and told her dad and they moved away.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:30

( ・-・) >>315 is an impostor and an antisocial gay male. I refuse to deal with his obnoxious kinks.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:39

( ・-・) >>317 has written down a long list of paraphilias, which he has arranged in columns marked "Nice," "Naughty," and "Obnoxious."

( ・-・) See this? I'm trying to be funny here. Because this is a humor board.

( ・-・) I may not be succeeding, but by God I'm trying to entertain you people.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:46

>>318
( ・-・) Make a fart noise and throw a cake. It's always amusing on the telly.

( ・-・) ... I keep that list in my mind, smartass.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 04:38

( ・-・) Transsexuals are mentally ill

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 05:28

( ・-・) Every time I see someone use the initialism "smh", I want to just sort of reach into my screen and deliver a nice, solid John Wayne haymaker.

( ・-・) Seriously, it's not even a thing you fucking say. That's not what text is for.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 02:21

( ・-・) cunnilingus is disgusting.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:17

( ・-・) I feel a bit bad now for saying that thing about Americans and bombs.

( ・-・) Not that bad though.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 02:25

>>323
what did you said

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 03:00

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:29

( ・-・) This thread is for things you wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board, but most of it is realfag shit that doesn't belong on an anonymous board.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 16:46

>>326
( ・-・) I'd fucking bash your face in if this wasn't an anonymous board.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:26

>>326 "The Walled Garden of DQN"

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 17:28

( ・-・) I like bobmail, he's my friend.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 17:04

( ・-・) I am thoroughly disappointed in the fact that NONE of the violent crazies killing people in America have turned out to be right-wing teabagger racist extremists. Not ONE!

( ・-・) Seriously, they've either been Muslims or lefties. I'm beginning to wonder if I've been backing the wrong team all this time.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 19:37

( ・-・) It makes me think of something I said about socialists. I said "So you guys protect worker safety and environment? So what happened a Chernobyl, U.S.S.R.?"

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 09:52

( ・-・) Who the hell is Keith Luke then?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 01:20

( ・-・) Hey, dude was no more racist than the average liberal.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 20:10

( ・-・) Childhood obesity isn't as bad as many people say. Many years ago, when there was only 1 or 2 fat kids in a classroom, they always got treated badly by the others. Now that there are more of them, isolating a few people to treat them like crap isn't possible anymore.

( ・-・) The other thing I bring up is that for decades, China didn't have a childhood obesity problem, but how many people want to live the way people lived there so many years ago?

( ・-・) It also pisses me off that the coach from Alabama was charged with racism when calling the first lady "Fat butt Michelle Obama." It is not like he actually used any swear words, he was just pointing out a hypocritical woman. If she really wants kids to lose weight, she can go and eat all those health foods in public, and somehow enjoy doing it.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 08:17

( ・-・) While humans are technically part of some food chain or other (i.e. most of them if you cook it enough), such a dictionary definition ignores the implication that you had to hunt and kill those chicken wings yourself in order to survive. The advent of agriculture some 10,000 years ago marked the advancement of the human race beyond hunter-gathering animals whose population depended largely upon the populations of other members of the food chain (which is the case for every other member of any food chain in nature), and who had little control over the size of these other populations.
( ・-・) You are not “top of the food chain”. Find some other excuse to be an arrogant piece of shit.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 15:35

( ・-・) I read an article about huge student loan debt, but I feel very little compassion for most of them.

( ・-・) I feel 1/1000 the compassion for people who chose arts, lit, or archaeology degrees.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 15:44

People who label common goods as "RARE" on eBay should be slapped in the face fifty times.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 22:18

( ・-・) Ulysses is just as opaque as Finnegans Wake.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 10:40

( ・-・) There are few things left that some subreddit doesn't do better than DQN.

( ・-・) Anonymity is the only reason I keep at this.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:39

( ・-・) le fucking reddit

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 11:45

Is reddit not just like 4chan-lite for casual internet users? It seems pretty shitty but since I've never really used it I don't like to shit on things I don't know much about.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 17:32

>>341
Reddit is an approval-driven BBS in which registered users may post links to funny pictures and "memes" or comment on the posts of other registered users.
( ・-・) I know this because my imouto is an avid redditor

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 18:15

>>339
( ・-・) Enjoy your e-fame, redditor-kun.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 22:29

>>343
( ・-・) I don't even have an account and don't plan on getting one. They are also better at driving a single joke into the ground.

( ・-・) It is also a liberal / dudebro / neckbeard circlejerk in general so fuck that. Extra extra fuck that. And fuck all 10 readers of /r/4ch.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7185 23:14

>>344
How can there be more readers of that then the population of 4ch by 4 people?

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 01:00

guise, 4ch, /r/4ch = 10, 10 - 4ch = 6 posters = 6ch think abou tit.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 03:06

( ・-・) As soon as my college debt is paid off, I will cut off all contact with my parents. I don't need their controlling asses.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 20:39

( ・-・) Fine, I accept that you're fat.

( ・-・) Doesn't mean I'll ever want to fuck your corpulent ass.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 12:15

( ・-・) If anybody makes a face-slapping device to be obligatory on every computer, I will upgrade every one I come across to be lethal. A neck-snapper.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 13:06

right when I thought it was safe here

you humans and your reddit and your world issues

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 16:02

( ・-・)I used to use reddit a few years ago.
I got a lot of my friends into it and as I did I started to realise how shit it actually was. Now I can't use it, and cringe everytime someone talks about it.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:19

( ・-・) >>256 I don't either. I then say "Fine, go ahead and get married. You gays now also have the right to a failing relationship, and a divorce that screws up your financial situation."

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 18:30

( ・-・) I did the same with my friends and imageboards, >>351-man. I lead them there and then left to the textboards alone. I wanted to die on a beautiful spring day in forest when its peace was disrupted by a torrent of memes.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 19:11

( ・-・) >>351 same with me and 4chan, I did actually treat it like I was part of a secret club, now I cringe when it's mentioned or if I thnk about my past self.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 21:47

( ・-・) I popped in there after not doing so since 2007 or so and they're still recycling some of the same porn so I feel justified in not missing it much.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 03:49

( ・-・) Sex isn't that great...

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:57

( ・-・) Oh look, you're in a supersecret superclub now, >>351,353-355

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:06

( ⊙‿⊙) WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS!

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 02:13

( ・-・) >>356 I entirely agree. Hopefully it gets better after some practise.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 23:55

( ・-・) I used a mitten to masturbate. It was the highest point of my experience with mittens.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 00:17

>>360
( ・-・) I do hope that mitten was cotton and not some sort of polyester blend.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:06

( ・-・) You are all trying to force your crap memes too hard.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 14:56

( ・-・) The popularity of Monty Oum's animation completely baffles me, as it is not particularly quality.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 18:20

( ・-・) I say things like >>362 non-anonymously

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 19:01

( ・-・) I don't mind developmentally disabled people until they make up the majority of people on my bus. Then they get really annoying and I start to think positively about eugenics.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 19:55

( ・-・) People who think everything they see more than once is an attempt at a "meme"

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 02:33

( ・-・) or any image with text on it for that matter

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 01:01

( ・-・) The 90s sucked.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:13

( ・-・) Feminism is a hate movement.

( ・-・) When's the last time you saw a happy-go-lucky feminist?

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 19:56

( ・-・) never

( ・-・) when i was a boy i ripped a hole in my pirate kermit and fucked it.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 20:46

( ・-・) The Great Gatsby is just another thing American school systems cram down our throats, while not teaching things that actually prepare us for reality.

( ・-・) Once I graduated high school, I put that book in the paper recycling bin.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 21:37

( ・-・) I never recycle.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 14:24

( ・-・) I don't have monafont installed and don't much care how it messes up ASCII art.
( ・-・) I don't care that it's S-JIS art and not ASCII art.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7286 19:43

( ・-・) I wish that stanky homeless dude washing himself in the library mens room would just die already.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 22:18

( ・-・) I hate when people say "If you can put your mind to it, you can do it." How many people put their whole minds into practical time travel, and never got it to happen?

( ・-・) Tell the truth say something like "If you think you will not achive your goal, you probably will not, but if you try, you MIGHT actually get what you want."

( ・-・) I once said something to a school counselor similar. I said "You school staff always tell us you can be an astronaut, Nobel prize winner, or N.Y. Times bestseller author, but at the same time you tell us we can't become rock stars, movie stars, or lottery winners. Lets compare the ratio of your examples to my examples."

( ・-・) The power of positive thinking sounds like trying to limit what people are allowed to say and think.

Every read the book "Bright Sided" ? I recommend it, and I usually don't read books.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 15:23

( ・-・) Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape you’re free to go.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 07:13

( ・-・) A number of people in artistic careers are always giving advice about how if you weren't doing this shit like EVERY DAY because you love it to bits, it'd be better for you to GTFO because you'd be hating yourself too often for a job that pays and treats you like shit, and like
( ・-・) I think they're extrapolating their own self doubt, trying to absolve themselves by convincing themselves that they DO love it and that they should spare others like themselves a little grief. Or trying to save all those fools (a majority of art majors for instance) who don't understand that they're not really that good and they won't be paying the bills with it so wise up now.
( ・-・) In actuality, though, love is not about being intoxicated by a thing 100% of the time, and some of the best artists are full of crippling self-doubt and having nervous breakdowns about it all the time, but will never be optimally good at anything else. So it might be well intentioned, but I think it's not good advice. You won't be totally loving something all the time, and you won't necessarily think you're good at what you do all the time, but if you really want to do it... you kind of know.
( ・-・) Anyway, should apply to this position as a fluffer? (y/n)

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:16

( ・-・) Are you the kind of person who never finishes what he starts? Then yes.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:41

( ・-・) Interestingly finishing what you start is what those artists >>377 hates are talking about when they say that some parts of commercial art are brutal and nervous breakdown inducing (namely the last 20% of any project). Most dilettantes give up before they reach this stage then tell everyone that art is really fun and doesn't require a lot of work.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 18:54

( ・-・) Twitter is more of an Internet Hate Machine than 4chan ever was.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 19:05

>>380
It depends on the people you talk with. On 4chan, everyone has the same personality.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 06:25

( ・-・) Nobody deserves to be praised or blamed. The first few years of development are completely out of a person's control, yet happen to be the most important ones in shaping them as a human being. The way life goes from there cannot be helped much, as any action carried out is decided upon within the limited boundaries of the mind that someone else built for you.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 10:06

( ・-・) That just sounds like some apologist excuse for being NEET. You can change your life.

( ・-・) And if it's hard I guess you could also take psychedelics.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 16:18

( ・-・) Isn't the purpose of this thread to create a safe space for expressing things that would otherwise get you lynched by the majority?
( ・-・) Then why the fuck are there so many posts responding to someone they disagree with?

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 03:37

( ・-・) I disagree with >>384

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 23:43

( ・-・) I disagree with >>385 and also with >>387.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 23:59

( ・-・) I disagree with >>385

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 01:15

( ・-・) You know what'd be neat? A lesbian who doesn't make a big deal about it all the fucking time.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 20:14

( ・-・) This government shutdown thing should have happened years ago.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 23:06

( ・-・) People keep talking about how much feminists hate Kill La Kill but so far I've only seen feminists talk about how much they liked the first episode...

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7341 19:16

>>389
not that I'm disagreeing, but actually it's happened a lot in the US since 1975 or so. the talking heads on TV wring their hands and tell us to panic, but nothing ever happens. if I were more paranoid than I am I'd start in about manufactured crises, but now I just think all the politicians (be advised that when I use this term I mean the ruling class, which in the US includes the news/entertainment/agitprop media and the extended civil service) involved on every side are just that incompetent. my cynicism has overwhelmed my paranoia.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 23:04

( ・-・) Equality is for mathematics.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7343 14:08

( ・-・) If you bully loli, you should get thrown in the gully. This means you, Abnes Abcess.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 01:50

( ・-・) I don't have the nads to say most of the things I want to say, even with anonymity as a condition.
( ・-・) It's like the only things I am in private that I'm not in public is a chronic masturbator and an e-pirate (and seriously, if asked, who would guess otherwise?).

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 19:46

( ・-・) The Transformers cartoons of our youth were shit flavored shit and you know it.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7374 23:59

( ・-・) I want to build a machine that quickly turns CO2 into something else. I do not want to build it because of environmental concerns.

( ・-・) I want to build it to piss off people who only want to limit CO2 by restricting coal and oil.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 12:51

( ・-・) I think Sergeant Mark IV is pretty cool guy, eh has balls in an increasingly pussified society and doesn't afraid of anything.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 22:08

( ・-・) I want to punch my client in the nuts enough times to make sure he never fathers children.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 17:55

( ・-・) I wanted to move to New York City and become a hipster after watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 01:33

( ・-・) I don't trust this board is fully anonymous

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 08:51

( ・-・) I like waiting lines.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 18:02

( ・-・) I think tripcodes look cool but tripfags ruin the discussion.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 18:15

>>157
( ・-・) I do the same.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7392 17:01

( ・-・) Fedora shaming is a form of bullying and it is reprehensible.
( ・-・) If liking a thing is popular then you aren't a nerd for liking it, even if it is sci-fi or involves a shitload of math or whatever. That was the old nerd. The new nerd is a brony or some shit like that. People obsessed with "memes" can get right the fuck out.

( ・-・) I am aware of the hypocrisy.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 22:35

( ・-・) I often wonder of a Brony is now what a Moonie is during the 1990s.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 23:22

( ・-・) The people of intelligence that we need more of usually decide to be childfree by choice, and have enough self discipline to not create a child by accident.

( ・-・) What a shitty future.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 00:56

( ・-・) I worry that I've lost the vision for the future I want to actualise.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 04:08

( ・-・) Have you ever noticed the most hardcore leftists around you are all genetic trash? Ugly, weak, dorky and infantile. Anyone who's that desperate for The State to cover all their needs really should just shoot themselves.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 23:19

( ・-・) How many people called Bush a retarded ape, and then couldn't handle it when Obama was called a retarded ape?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 05:03

( ・-・) My little DQN can't be this right wing.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 05:19

( ・-・) Marx was a fuckin' deadbeat.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 18:17

( ・-・) I cheat.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7479 22:37

( ・-・) Appearance and personality shouldn't even factor into employment, only skills.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:25

( ・-・) Fuck art. Not particular paintings or statues or whatever but the very notion of "art" itself. Ask someone what it is and you'll probably either get aetherial bullshit about crap like "soul" or else "you'll know it when you see it" which is basically a tacit admission of "I dunno lol". Basically anything can be "art" if the right pretentious jackass says it is, and the term is ultimately useless except to foster censorship, since their bullshit is "art" and your bullshit isn't.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:29

( ・-・) White genocide is underrated.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:38

>>415
( ・-・) White Genocide would be a fantastic name for a punk band.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:35

>>416 even better for a twee indiepop band

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:46

>>414 Art is anything I can fap to, anything I can't fap to is not art.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 23:49

( ・-・) Fuck the Left.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:56

( ・-・) Conservative dokyun is so adorable, it's like he walks around with little soapboxes strapped to his feet all day.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 19:34

( ・-・) I want conservative dokyun to be a net character.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 20:21

( -m-) Fuck the Left.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:14

( -m-) Boil down any leftist protest to its primordial elements, and you're left with them yelling "IT'S YOUR FAULT! NOT MINE!"

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 22:27

>>420
He is posting on the "things you wouldn't say if you weren't posting anonymously" thread so he is, to some extent, self-aware.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 02:55

( ・-・) Touch my penis.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 06:30

( ・-・) I watched one episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic out of curiosity.

( ・-・) Now I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 15:37

( ・-・) I once conversed with person using nothing but memes.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 17:49

( ・-・) Our forefathers didn't fight for this.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 22:42

( ・-・) I watched a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic out of curiosity.

( ・-・) What a retarded show.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 01:44

( ・-・) Our forefathers were assholes. The only good thing in the constitution is the part where we're allowed to change it.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 04:48

( ・-・) I wish Americans would realise the 'inter' in internet means international.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 15:39

>>431 You trolling, mate?

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 16:01

>>431 Oh, we know that. We just don't care.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 17:27

>>431
( ´_⊃`) Americans invented the internet. Computers too.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:36

( ・-・) Brits invented everything needed for that first, >>434.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:38

( ´_⊃`) But they didn't have the vision to make it happen, did they?

( ´_⊃`) Remember when the sun never set on the British Empire? Good times, good times....

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:45

( ・-・) It still hasn't.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:13

(☞゚∀゚)☞ >>437 ba-BOOM!

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 15:52

( ・-・) This thread has too much individualism.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 04:28

( ・-・) I get physically ill when people express opinions that contradict mine.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:30

>>437
(☞´_⊃`)☞ That's only because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 15:15

( ・-・) Democracy is not all it's cracked up to be; at the end of the day the only "merits" it selects on is who can spend more on campaigns and who can lie most convincingly to the masses.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 21:21

( ・-・) Those stinking masses. Fascism would solve everything. It couldn't possibly backfire on me, maybe perhaps on those other people, but I don't like them very much.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 06:42

( ・-・) Are our only choices "Idiocracy" or "1984?" I reject this false dichotomy. I say that the future is "Idiocracy" AND "1984." Imagine a gigantic goofy red clown shoe, stamping on a human face, forever.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 16:31

( ・-・) Gaddafi was shot by jews who saw threat in his "golden dinar" plans. Jews or perhaps Americans who didn't want to lose global power.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 19:39

( ・-・) All carbon emissions really do is encourage plants to grow better.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 19:41

( ・-・) Most Jews aren't vile and evil people, but the most vile and evil people are Jews.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 22:27

( ・-・) You spelled Liberal wrong there, >>447.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 00:30

( ・-・) Are people ever going to decide if China is a communist country or a capitalist country? It seems the same people will argue either way in order to win a debate.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 01:22

>>445

( ・-・) It was Europeans. Libya was Europes Iraq, only actually for oil instead of to establish a buffer for Iran.

( ・-・) And, you know, without the ~outrage~ and media coverage of Iraq.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 08:17

( ・-・) Politics is just a huge entertainment industry in the US. In reality everything is still controlled by her majesty. That black president is meant to show Americans their place.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 19:29

( ・-・) People getting pissed off at twerking should just shut up already. You already knew who Elvis was, and how his dance moves offended your parents or grandparents, now you repeat their stupidity.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 20:49

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 22:56

>>449
a lot of people say it still because a lot of people aren't educated well and think communism means evil USSR rather than what it actually means

their current set-up, although fairly socialist (gov owns companies), is still much more like what one would call capitalism rather than communism, just people don't get angry when lawmakers tell their company what to do

In most current capitalist societies in the west (especially the US), the government is just less involved with companies (until it's too late), and still does a lot of work controlling and limiting them (which is good, because full on laissez faire is pants-on-head retarded)

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/10/world/asia/state-enterprises-pose-test-for-chinas-new-leaders.html?_r=0

and since 1978, the allowance of private owned businesses in china has grown a large amount (and do note that some of that article and it's statistics at the end might not be the best as the gov is a minority holder in some companies)

I'd call it, moving towards the right spectrum of modern economic structure and definitely not within communism.

Communism's definition is overly strong though, and shouldn't really be thrown around as almost no actual large-scale society can manage what the idea entails.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:33

( ・-・) Somebody tried to friend me on Facebook a couple of days ago. I looked at his page, and it was all full of political posts and nothing else. I look at his pictures, and he looks like a human frog. Soft, fat, round with a huge open mouth.

( ・-・) Why are these genetic messes so political?

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 15:47

>>449
They are whatever economic system where the elite are able to stash their riches on accounts hosted on fiscal paradises so they don't become accountable to their own country, incidentally it's the same as the US. Those unoriginal slanted-eye copycats.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 21:58

( ・-・) Persecution is nature's way of telling you to fight harder, you pussy.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 12:28

( ・-・) Islam's ideals of economics and social order are superior to those of the West.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 16:10

( ・-・) And yet, in practice, islamic states invariably turn into corrupt shitholes.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 01:38

( ・-・) I think the best government would be a benevolent dictatorship.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 18:22

( ・-・) All the mandatory fine arts classes in high school simply makes most of the students more miserable than they already are.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 11:23

( ・-・) I can't stand Indians.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 11:45

>>462
Native American or from-India Indians?

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 04:51

( ・-・) I am still amused by Doge.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 09:28

>>464
God bless this mess

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 16:31

( ・-・) Art education and politics are pretty typical topics of discussion outside of anonymous boards.

( ・-・)

( ・/・)

( ・|・)

( ・\・)

( ・-・) I want this thread to be about how much I love loli.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 16:42

( ・-・) Or maybe I should set an example and keep my preferred masturbation fodder to myself.

( ・-・) Or I could go to 4chan. I'd fit in well there.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 17:39

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469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 18:10

( ・-・) Half the people in this world are mentally damaged, and that half votes leftist.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 21:26

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471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 22:26

This thread suddenly got a lot better.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 00:08

( ・-・) IF YOU VOTE LEFT-WING YOU SHOULD BE DRIVEN INTO THE WILDERNESS WITH NOTHING BUT A RUSTY SPOON TO SURVIVE WITH YOU DEGENERATE TRAITOR TO HUMANITY

( ・-・) Of course, that's just my opinion.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 00:31

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474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 00:44

( ・-・) Sure, get a bear to do your dirty work, you liberal pussy.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 03:32

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476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 03:48

( ・-・) Hiding behind little girls now? What a liberal faggot.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 04:17

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478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 11:45

>>477
I can't even tell what that was supposed to be, but I'm going to interpret it as "being shoved into a Goatse hole".

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 15:09

>>478 Its obviously Yaruo kicking Yaranaio, maybe check your fonts and/or privilege.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 15:10

>>478
I think it's a knee to the face?
I wouldn't guess that if this wasn't an anonymous board, though.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 15:21

( ・-・) Eugenics is actually a pretty good idea.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 23:02

( ・-・) I oppose war on drugs. So many drug users are so shit at life, that having drugs kill them off early is an advantage.

( ・-・) And why would the war on drugs be considered conservative anyway? Seems like when someone wants to say they are politically conservative, they say they prefer laissez faire economics and deregulation.

( ・-・) Do words even have meaning anymore?

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 03:07

>>482
( ・-・) I agree.

( ・-・) Likewise, how did traditional conservative individualism, which is about remaking the world to suit yourself and being the Ubermensch, get connected to Christianity, which is this objectively rather silly superstition that raises weakness, self-hatred, and martyrdom-seeking to virtues.

( ・-・) "What would Jesus do?" He'd hang there on the bloody cross and weep and die, that's what.

( ・-・) Ask, rather, what a man would do, ask what is fitting for a man to aspire to.

( ・-・) The strong do what they will and leave their mark on the universe. The weak and defective perish and are forgotten--and this makes them disgusting, not saintly. Evolution is a gas, if you're one of the survivors. Will you be the hammer or the anvil?

484 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7516 01:42

( ・-・) I did some social service at some place where they helped kids and teens with autism and down's syndrome and stuff, and I saw this teen who had a deliciously perky body, great tits, nice ass. I won't lie, I wanted to hit that very badly, even though she slobbered all over the place. In fact, I think that made me more aroused. Now that's something I wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board.

485 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7516 01:47

>>482
I don't know how libertarians and conservatives got mixed together either, but if I had to take a guess, I'd say it's because both are retarded, so it's easy to lump them together.

I'll leave now.

486 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7516 01:55

>>484
( ・-・) I can relate. Retards at least tend not to be insufferably uppity the way most women are these days.

487 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7516 10:24

>>484
( ˃ ヮ˂) Go and marry that girl, >>484. You might be her only chance, >>484. If you like her, don't give up, >>484! It doesn't matter that you're a convict, >>484

488 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 15:11

>>486
( ・-・) I don't know. Retards are way more insufferable than normal people. Often they are stuck on the egocentric phase forever, so they are extremely self-centered and annoying and hold grudges and throw tantrums over everything.

489 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 15:15

>>488
Most of the ones I've met have been pretty good-natured, TBH. Though I don't deny that they can be annoyingly childish.

490 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 18:15

>>488
( ・-・) Sounds like liberals to me.

491 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 19:10

>>490
I knew you were going to post that.

492 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 19:35

( ・-・) Well it fits, doesn't it? How often do you see liberals on the news having a shitfit over something that doesn't even involve them?

493 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7518 22:54

"How often do you see [...] the news [...]?" 〜 >>492
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494 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7519 20:33

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495 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7519 21:28

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496 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7522 01:29

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497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 21:07

( ・-・) Women buy expensive fashions to impress other women much more than to impress men.

( ・-・) Why do women even buy those fashions? Most of the fashion business is about women being forced to get eating disorders and use dangerous drugs to stay in the business. So many women wear this stupid crap, yet say they fight against eating disorders and dangerous drugs.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 04:56

>>497 ( ・-・) As a dangerous drug using woman with eating disorders I resent your implication that I am fashionable.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 20:38

>>497 ( ・-・) Because deep down, women know full well that men prefer thin, healthy, fertile young women to fat ugly old sows, and dangerous pills are much easier than working out and eating healthy foods.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 22:29

( ・-・) Don't like offensive radio shows like Bubba the Love Sponge? Go make your own radio show where you only say nice things, and make the show so awesome, that everybody prefers your show.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 14:09

( ・-・) I can't stand people who use 'awesome' to describe every single positive thing.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 14:25

>>500 ( ・-・) Bubba the love sponge is still around?

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7546 16:53

>>502 ( ・-・) Yes. When he left XM radio, he worked for 102.5 FM Tampa Bay.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7552 22:59

( ・-・) im gay

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 01:47

( ・-・) i only come to 4-ch once a year, and it's to troll

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 15:04

>>505 o-okaerinasai!

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7553 23:02

I have masturbated to captchas

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 00:40

>>507
No you haven't

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 03:07

>>507
vefation is a sin

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 17:39

( ・-・) i have never masturbated to a captcha

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7554 19:40

( ・-・) i want to masturbate to a captcha now, but i can't find one that is ecchi enough

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 01:06

( ・-・) "Misogynist" just means you oppose the feminist bloc and their bullshit. That's a good thing. Wear it proudly, brothers!

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 07:27

(∩´ ~ `∩) I want to know whether I am truly kawaii. Uguu~

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 15:45

>>513
You are here, friend.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:30

( ・-・) I only now just noticed that little expander arrow in the bottom corner of the text input box.

( ・-・) Also, I think OWS was funny because they tried to use modern liberal organizational techniques and ended up just flailing around pointlessly and falling apart.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7555 20:53

( ・-・) I think OWS did a lot, and got a lot of people aware and knowledgable about the state of the country the media and government is trying to hide

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 03:27

( ・-・) I sympathize with Vladimir Putin

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 13:15

( ・-・) I checked my privilege, and found that I earned every bit of it through hard work.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 14:43

( ・-・) I can't stand stupid people.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 16:02

>>519
( ・-・) People who say that are generally stupid, themselves.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7563 18:31

( ・-・) I'll rape you in your fingers for typing that.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 19:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 21:06

( ・-・) Hexchat is a lot better than mIRC

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 21:25

>>517
( ・-・) Yeah. Every "Putin sucks" argument I've heard so far tends to come off as "sounds good to me".

525 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7577 03:00

( ・-・) Jazz should be a proper noun

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7577 05:09

( ・-・) I wouldn't do the things the way those people do
( ・-・) I wouldn't live there if you paid me toooooooooooooooo

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7577 19:36

>>525
As in Jazz Jackrabbit?

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 03:28

>>524
I feel like I'm being fed a war, but they're letting the interns from college do the propaganda. It's vaguely irritating. There should be bold posters everywhere, showing well-drawn relief portraits of soldiers and crying women and farmers and stuff, with captions like "ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?" or "FACE THE GREAT BEAR WITH COURAGE, YOUNG MAN."

Instead it's split between awkward comparisons to Hitler and wishy-washy arguments about how EU membership is a human right or something.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7590 03:54

( ・-・) Leftists are living proof that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7590 10:41

( ・-・) There is no Jewish conspiracy.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7591 11:06

>>528
( ・-・) Proper Hitler comparisons are done by Russian media towards Ukrainian nationalists. It's a big issue in Eastern Europe with some ex-USSR (now EU) countries where nationalist movements rose to power. They only embarrass EU by whitewashing Nazism and WWII criminals. They should be just expelled for that, really.
You see, these little countries that spent most of their history under somebody else's rule strive to have those "national icons" to show how deep, proud and independent are their roots. Emokids, basically.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7591 19:25

>>528
It's probably because they feel wishy-washy themselves about war, yo. They expect the US to do all the heavy-lifting for them. And of course, how do you expect them to feed you nationalistic propaganda, when joining the EU is inherently anti-nationalistic?

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7593 01:22

>>531
During the "collectivization of the kulaks" during the 1930s, the USSR killed between ten and thirty million Ukrainians--about 25% of of the nation's population. I am not sure how one can reasonably expect the descendants of the survivors to just forget about it--even if the Azarov regime attempts to ban public discussion of the topic and teach denial of the Holodomor in Ukrainian public schools--and welcome a return to Russian rule. This would be a bit like expecting the Chinese to silently accept a foreign dictator whom all knew to be a Japanese puppet.

The Russians are displeased because Putin meddled in the affairs of a neighboring nation and did so in a crude, ham-handed manner, and got caught, and it blew up in his face embarrassingly. Everyone knew the Azarov regime was a Russian puppet, a creation of the FSB, or whatever the old KGB calls itself this week. One need not be a "fascist," whatever that word even means in 2014 (and if it means "ruthless militaristic dictator who wishes to invade and conquer his neighbors," Mr. Putin and his fan club should look in the mirror and think carefully before flinging such a term around, or accusing others of "whitewashing WWII criminals"), to sympathize with the popular uprising that drove Azarov from power and drove him to seek exile in Russia. Perhaps this will result in a chastened Russia, whose power abroad and influence are yet further diminished.

Please ponder the meaning of the term "blowback." It doesn't just happen to the USA.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 02:30

I have masturbated to Lara Croft's death scenes in the remade Tomb Raider game.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 11:57

>>533
( ・-・) Holodomor has nothing to do with current events on Ukraine unlike "fascism" which might have a bit of relevance to far-right government that rose to power. If you were following the uprising, you probably noticed that its leaders were pretty much the same people who are responsible for the Orange Revolution. Police should have actually shot at protesters.

Current problem is that Eastern Ukraine doesn't want to be under new rule, but Putin chickened out instead of helping it, which is highly illogical after his annexation of Crimea by force when he promised to protect anyone speaking Russian. Unfortunately, he isn't "ruthless militaristic dictator who wishes to invade and conquer neighbours" despite of being portrayed as such in some mass media. Crimea was sought after by Russia, Turkey and NATO as it gives a strategic control over Russia's access to the Black Sea.

I'd also like to remind you that Ukraine was an integral part of Russian Empire and USSR and as such there are deep ties between two peoples effects of which on general population you might not perceive through political news.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 15:29

>>534
At least one time when I was a teenager I booted up the shareware version of Vinyl Goddess From Mars (which I had downloaded unbeknownst to my parents) and made Vinyl climb up and down a vine with one hand while I used the other hand to jack off until I came.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 22:00

I really don't like when US politicians criticize the Russia and Ukraine situation. That is because they are also usually guilty of entering someone else's land without a very good reason for it.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 17:06

( ・-・) It's amazing how much more often I get laid when I pretend I just got out of jail.

( ・-・) What the fuck is wrong with women?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 18:04

>>538
( ・-・) What ISN'T wrong with women?

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 20:58

>>535
( ・-・) The only "far right" government in Eastern Europe today is the Putin regime in Russia. We are aware of the Russian state propaganda organs' propensity to use the words "Nazi" and "fascist" for anyone, anywhere, who opposes Russian jingoism, revanchism, and irridentism. As a result the terms have lost all meaning and become empty obscenities, not even political.

And yes, we are also aware that Ukraine was once an integral part of Russian Empire and USSR, in exactly the same sense that Manchuria, Korea, Indochina, and the Philippines were once integral parts of the Japanese Empire. "Deep ties," indeed.

Why are Russians so tone-deaf, so unwilling to consider that centuries of brutal occupation, rape, looting, and mass murder of their neighbors might have left their neighbors a bit resentful, that their neighbors might not fully share in their enthusiasm and nostalgia for "the good old days" of the USSR?

Even the Japanese are better at taking a hint. The Japanese at least comprehend that their neighbors resent them and are suspicious of their motives, and that it has something to do with Twentieth Century history, though they still do not seem to grasp exactly why.

But this is becoming excessively serious.

( ・m・) I'm not into the whole recreating-the-Soviet-Empire-by-force-over-the-strenuous-objections-of-the-people-living-there thing.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 14:23

>>539 ( ・-・) Indeed. Women these days are little more than spoiled children with tits.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7626 18:22

>>512
( ・-・) It also annoys me that such people have never known a word called misandry.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 09:28

( ・-・) Obamer, hands off Russia!

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 20:07

( ・-・) If you care about global warming, you’ll support fracking and nuclear power. If you don’t support fracking and nuclear power, you don’t really care about global warming, you’re just using it as an excuse.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 20:30

( ・-・) Yeah, >>544, those "green" assholes should support R&D related to reprocessing and reuse of nuclear fuel instead of clogging beautiful landscapes with their shitty windmills which pose danger to local wildlife and which produce barely enough power to boil a kettle.

( ・-・) In the end, Pripyat is infinitely more beautiful than any "bio-diesel" field with a bunch of giant fans casting shadows over it.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 22:20

( ・-・) Endangered species are endangered because they're evolutionary mistakes. Let 'em go.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 22:29

( ・-・) The UK loses what, ten people to this Malaysian airline crash, and their pictures are all over every newspaper with idiotic headlines like 'SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS' while Palestinians are dying in their hundreds and nobody gives a shit. Fuck that stupid plane crash.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 23:08

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 00:26

( ・-・) I hate this thread and everyone in it.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 04:24

>>547
( ・-・) Dude, the Palestinians bring that shit on themselves. I'm way past having any sympathy for those lunatics.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 06:46

( ・-・) Middle-eastern politics in general are juvenile, petty, absurd and capricious. I probably wouldn't feel too bad about stating this publicly, actually.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 11:21

( ・-・) The US can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 14:32

( ・-・) Bob's Burgers can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:00

( ・-・) Autarky is the economic ideal. Without foreign trade there is no impetus for involvement in foreign conflicts.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 18:04

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556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 10:27

Realpolitik is the political ideal. Without geopolitical isolationist policies, there is no impetus for withholding entry into foreign conflicts.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 07:13

Zeon did (almost) nothing wrong.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 07:48

( ・-・) Everyone could die and I will be happy as long as I'm safe with my videogames.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 12:36

>>550
Palestinian politics is bullshit. People have the choice between Fatah, which is composed of corrupt assholes, or Hamas, which is composed of violent assholes. There are other factors that pushed Hamas into power in Gaza, namely that it's a tiny shithole ghetto state that contains 2 million people who have fuck all for resources and can't better their circumstances because of political reasons. Likely people felt frustrated with Fatah there, though I can't imagine they'll be itching to put Hamas back in power after the latest war. My current hope is that a better party will arise out of all this bullshit, but it seems unlikely considering the conditions.

Anyway, just don't talk about something you don't know anything about. I blame Hamas fully for what happened, but most of the people hurt in Gaza are just trying to live their lives.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 14:56

( ・-・) Easterners are slaughtering easterners again?

( ・-・) Whoop de fucking doo.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 15:33

>>551
>>559
>>560
kikes and sandniggers

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:15

( ・-・) So, >>561, I see you're from 4chan.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:26

( ・-・) So, >>562, I see you're a dirty Jew.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:45

( ・-・) So,>>563, I see you're a filthy no-good Stygian.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 16:56

>>559 Honestly, Palestine is a cornered rat with exactly one option. While I dislike killing, I can't think of a better party for them than Hamas at the moment. Do you have any insights on how they could gain self determination non-violently? Israel seems perfectly willing to commit genocide.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 17:08

You mean the Isreal that goes out of its way to avoid civilian casualties while dealing with neighbors who revel in killing civilians is the genocidal half of this conflict?

Do your thoughts and opinions ever actually intersect with reality at any point?

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 17:33

>>566 Israel that uses their border guards to regulate food import? That shoots at fishing boats who try to go far enough out to actually catch fish? How does starving a country to death avoid civilian casualties?

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:12

How does hiding rocket launchers and weapons in schools and hospitals avoid civilian casualties? How does the Hamas police deliberately forcing Palestinian civilians to stay in combat zones avoid civilian casualties? How does digging tunnels under Israel with the express purpose of KILLING CIVILIANS avoid civilian casualties? How does breaking every single fucking cease fire the moment they have more rockets in place avoid civilian casualties? How does having a charter that's devoted to utterly destroying their neighbors no matter how much it costs themselves avoid civilian casualties?

>>565, they have two options, actually. They just utterly refuse to consider the peaceful one because their magic book tells them to kill all Jews all the time.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:29

>>568 I never said Hamas was morally upright or didn't kill Israeli civilians and jeopardize their own. I said I wasn't sure how else Palestine could prevent their own extinction and asked if you could think of a peaceful way because I don't see it.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 18:32

>>568 for the record, I also support Israel's right to self-determination, I just don't see it as presently being threatened.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:07

>>569, the peaceful way is pretty simple actually. Stop trying to destroy Israel. Stop trying to KILL ALL JEWS. Make peace. Simplest thing in the world. Requires very little effort on their part, and they'll be much better off in both the short and long term. Win win.

Israelis want peace - they're the most progressive society in that region.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 19:33

gaynus

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 20:29

or they could follow >>572's example

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 20:49

I think we could all learn something from >>572's insightful political analysis.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 21:34

gaynus for president of Israelestine.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 21:09

( ・-・) Mittens really are pretty lame.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 14:21

It is never right to boycott. [Not related to current events.]

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 19:33

( ・-・) I boycott mitten shops all the time.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 22:46

( ・-・) ... I boycott ... mit... mi...
( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 11:12

>>571,572
( ・-・) "Israelis want piece" of land is more like it.
http://www.vice.com/read/israeli-racism-gaza-kleinfeld-511

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 19:40

>>580 You're just pissed because Israel has the temerity to not only defend itself from the bloodthirsty lunatics at its borders, but has been so successful at it.

Like all liberals, you hate success and want to see the successful brought down, because they make you feel bad about your own worthless life.

Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:16

>>581
You kikes have a lot of nerve talking about "success" when the only reason Israel exists is because of the billions of dollars you parasites are leeching from other countries. Lemme guess, I'm also against welfare leeches because I hate their success.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 20:39

Go cry to your mamadaddy government, lefty.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:18

Enjoy your jewish lobby, you centrist bastard.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:49

Actually, I'm Presbyterian, but thanks!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:54

>Go out and do something productive, you weenie.

Sayeth the guy who's posting on DQN.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 18:42

I'm not practicing what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 13:29

>>587 This is the anon thread on an anon board. How would you have any idea who you're preaching to.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7659 14:26

It's by your actions that people know you.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:54

>>589
( ・-・) Actually, it's mostly by my face and voice.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 18:28

( ・-・) Sometimes I don't recognize my friends if they get a haircut or shave.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 22:48

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 19:45

>>592
So you won't say it even if it is an anonymous board?

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 00:49

>>593
( ・-・) I was trying to do something mildly malicious with HTML tag abuse, but it didn't work.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 06:55

( ・-・) Malicious or delicious?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 12:27

( ・-・) Possibly both.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 16:56

it is my sincerely held belief that videogaming is the worst hobby community on the internet.

worse than tumblr
worse than reddit
worse than sjw blogs
worse than animu & mango
it's probably worse than christian mingle too

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 17:16

>>597 I enjoy video games but find it hard to argue with that. Usually I distance myself from the "community" outside of "how do I make map" and "will you play my map" matters.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:33

>>597 sjws and video game forums are an ouroboros of worthlessness.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 21:36

( ・-・) 500get.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 04:25

( ・-・) This whole network of boards and people that thrive on being ironic should be set ablaze.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 01:52

( ・-・) Except for me.
( ・-・) My irony is cheeky and fun, but everyone else's irony is cruel and tragic.
( ・-・) Which... makes it not really irony at all.
( ・-・) Evil irony!

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 02:23

( ・-・) Open Source doesn't produce better software, it produces design-by-committee trainwrecks. In places where it's better, it's generally only because the authors genuinely don't expect to make any money, as opposed to being burdened down with DRM/adware/spyware/whatever.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 04:11

>>603
( ・-・) As a software engineer working with enterprise bus systems in java, I agree (especially anything with RedHat behind it), but with the caveat that most proprietary software is a design-by-committee trainwreck as well. We just see less of that software because it also happens to be purchase-by-committee.

( ・-・) I hate my company's purchasing committee.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 05:40

( ・-・) I have a really ugly, thick penis

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:10

( ・-・) I have to choose between making a site in ASP.NET/C# or installing WAMP on this windows virtual server... I choose ASP.net/C#

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 07:13

( ・-・) I love microsoft windows server edition operating systems. They are easier to setup and have better support than any linux or *bsd distribution (that I have used).

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 12:25

>>605
( ・-・) Mine has a big sore on the head that looks like the onset of syphyllis.
( ・-・) It's actually a chafe from jacking it off too hard. Apparently I'm supposed to rest it for it to heal, but if I go more than a couple days without I start getting really tense and fidgety...

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:03

>>607
( ・-・) That's probably because they are rebranded versions of the desktop OS with a license for more RAM and take no more expertise to set up or run than a home edition copy.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 02:41

( ・-・) I would sooner support ISIS than feminists.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:36

( ・-・) I just read The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings again.

( ・-・) The movies are better. No contest.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 17:56

>>606
ASP.NET is plenty better than WAMP, no shame in admitting it.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 17:48

>>611
You suck.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7893 19:21

>>606,612
Go Python or Racket, you nerds.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 08:43

>>614
Copy that. Racket is the language that makes me feel most like a wizard.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 13:20

>>615
But Scheme is the dream!

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7894 16:04

>>616
Scheme is cool conceptually, but has a heavily fragmented ecosystem.
Racket is Scheme on steroids.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 20:33

I don't grasp the meaning of "VORODEMOTO." I think it might be "Voldemort" as you might write the word using katakana, transcribed back into the Roman alphabet--but why do people post the word and nothing else? Is it the newest le ebin may may from le lebbit, or something?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7910 21:19

( ・-・) Ironic "le may may" stuff will be the death of the internet

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:40

>>613
( ・-・) Great... Another snob who decides for everybody that reading a book is more enjoyable than watching a film.

( ・-・) What would happen if we had some huge faggot decide for everybody that having things shoved up their ass was superior to all forms of sexual pleasure?

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 01:32

( ・-・) I have a hard time keeping myself from laughing at other people's misery. Its not that I take pleasure in it but rather its always just so damn funny.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:18

( ・-・) I'm going to murder next friend who pretends to ignore me.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:54

( ・-・) I have a hard time staying hard.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 13:21

( ・-・) I kind of like that moment when I'm in the shower and have just soaped up my asscrack and this thin curl of brown runs off one foot (always the right one, never the left for some reason), and goes down the drain. I feel extra clean after that.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 18:11

( ・-・) I find myself continually frustrated in having to explain to other people that there is not a party going on in my pants and there never will be!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 09:29

( ・-・) I still frequent 4chan, despite hating most of it's users, simply because it's fast and has a pokemon board.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 18:33

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 18:37

>>627
Don't judge people!

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:25

>>626
( ・-・) I quit 4chan years ago. /f/ just never gets fresh 2ch flashes anymore. You would think I should take the role of Anonymous Commander and plug this hole, steer people to the enlightenment and Japanese — find and post those movies myself. No, screw it, I'm disappointed.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:49

>>626
( ・-・) I haven't stopped visiting 4chan because the only real, viable alternative to it is reddit.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 08:45

>>629
Start a better flash board. I would visit it.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 02:19

( ・-・) I play pokemon competitively.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 19:00

>>632
( ・-・) That sounds pretty impressive until I point out that most of the people you're "competing" against are like eight years old.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 18:05

( ・-・) The more hardcore leftist people are, the more likely they're weak, ugly, uncoordinated losers. Seriously, just look at 'em. Empty your mind of prejudice and LOOK.

( ・-・) Then laugh, because most of them are so pathetic they're funny.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 18:16

( ・-・) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.

( ・-・) The fucker didn't even sage!

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:13

( ・-・) A real man never sages the cold hard truth, >>635.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 15:12

Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 17:52

I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 19:06

( ・-・) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 22:43

( ・-・) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ゚ ヮ゚) But I everything there is about board culture!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 01:22

Gooby plz

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 06:52

( ・-・) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 14:47

( ・-・) Can't have my gooby.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 22:58

( ・-・) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 08:49

( ・-・) I don't like the rainbow profile thing because its confusing me as to who is gay or not.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 09:59

>>645
You keep getting turned down by straight guys too?

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:08

( ・-・) i am extremely socially awkward and have to lie when asked about what music i like because i listen to obscure anime speedcore and denpa mostly

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:13

( ・-・) Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy into dogmatic outrage politics and try to be rational online. /pol/ and SJW Tumblr/Twitter communities are just two sides of the same coin, a worthless and annoying coin.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 23:53

( ・-・) I'm sick of faggot like >>648 regurgitating the same old tired crap that no one cares to hear.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 18:34

>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.

651 This post sucked.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:18

( ・-・) Go ahead and complain about Confederate flags some more. I will go to my typical factory in China and make more of them.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 20:49

( ・-・) >>648 desperately needs to freshen up their online haunts.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:05

( ・-・) I am a butt

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:06

( ・-・) A big fat butt

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:08

( ・-・) If I eat your pinky

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:09

( ・-・) I might make it stinky

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:10

( ・-・) And then I'll call you a slut!

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:12

( ・-・) ... Salty penis stirs

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:13

( ・-・) This forum takes years to post

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:15

( ・-・) >>651 sucks dick

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:44

How does that work <i />

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 22:22

>>662
That's pretty embarrassing, luckily for me, I'm on an anonymous board.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 13:59

>>663
( ・-・) You're still a big fat butt.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 14:29

>>662 the ways of black magic must come of your own learning, my son.

666 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-7985 04:26

( ´ω`) 666GET

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 06:28

( ・-・) 666GE--
( ・-・) Goddamnit, Grandpa.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 10:52

( ・-・) I want to be alone.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 22:04

( ・-・) Butts.

( ・-・) Can't say I'm at all fond of 'em.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 23:20

( ´ω`) Goof butts.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:31

( ・-・) I'm totally cool with liberals getting abortions. Just not conservatives.

( ・-・) In a perfect world, all liberal mothers to be would kill their babies immediately.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 02:09

( ・-・) Homo sex is gay.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:13

>>671 Some hardcore liberals became that way because they hated their conservative parents. How can you be sure that people are only aborting a future liberal?

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:32

( ・-・) Unless you kidnap and homeschool 'em, they're more than likely to be indoctrinated into the leftist bullshit that makes up public education.

( ・-・) Aborting THEM would be an act of mercy, really.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 20:06

( ・-・) I'm a liberal.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:27

( ・-・) Gay magic

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 15:35

( ・-・) And by gay magic, I mean using magic to make gays live a heterosexual lifestyle.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 16:03

( ˃ ヮ˂) And by gay magic, I mean gaiety-filled magic! After all, if there's something gay in this world, it's magic! [b]GAY MAGIC[/b]

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 17:46

( ・-・) The notion of art is nonsense.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:59

( ・-・) The food that airlines serve in-flight isn't very good.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 04:50

I'm so far from perfect. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing stupid things?

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 00:40

Someone set up you the bomb.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:35

( ・-・) Trump is right.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:51

>>682
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:00

Test. [b]test[/b]

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:03

What

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:12

We get signal.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:18

Main screen turn on.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:21

LOL PE ENIS

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:01

Testicles

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:09

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:10

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 17:41

( ・-・) As I was saying, Trump is the only candidate I respect. All the rest are nutless cowards.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 18:57

Politics on DQN is shit and Trump doesn't care about the first amendment anyways.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 17:57

( ・-・) Communism is for weakass losers. Anybody with any kind of skill at all will relish the endless competition of capitalism.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 18:45

>>695
Pure Ideology
Sniff

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 21:49

( ・-・) I rant because I care.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 09:55

( ・-・) Capitalism is 5% selfish pricks and 80% deluded victims

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 14:29

( ・-・) >>698 can't handle the fiery crucible of capitalism. Babby.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 14:41

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701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:13

( ・-・) I hear a woodpecker. I want to shoot it to make the noise go away.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 18:33

( ・-・) Everybody wants to believe they're exceptional. But it's not what you are. It's what you own and who you own. If you don't own anything, then you can't accomplish anything.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 03:26

>>695
Yes, however capitalism has one major flaw, and that is the construct of employment, which in practice is usually merely slavery with just enough pay to keep alive. The emancipation which the workers of the world need is self-employment.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:33

>>703
Self-employment may only work because sufficiently few other people do the same. Probably, I don't know. Just thought of it. May be economics 101, mea culpa.
But if everyone were self-employed, there would be orders of magnitude more choice if you were in need of a chargeable service. Say, plumbers.
Then the market is essentially diluted, and a couple of things could happen: no plumber can make a living because of the extreme competition (in a world where each plumber is of roughly equal value). Plumbing becomes a cutthroat, penniless business and the world of plumbing self-destructs.
Or, a small number of plumbers are better than the rest, and people learn this and start taking their business to the best plumbers. They get more business, are more profitable, and eventually start having to employ in order to meet demand. Mediocre plumbers are put out of business.
Either way, the dissolution of the wholly self-employed market is inevitable.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 21:50

Does working at a socially-owned, democratically-run company count as self-employment?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:26

>>705
No, but it sounds better than your typical large corporation.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 15:02

אכד נעיח שזס נהמ

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 15:55

>>707
( ・-・) I bet the JEWS did this.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 21:35

( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has a vagina.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 01:20

( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Sanders because I don't want to work for a living.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 02:12

( ˃ ヮ˂) Work is for chumps!

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 19:42

What happened here

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 00:54

( ・-・) I love the dating game in China. There are already not enough women for men, and women still fall in love with me. That means I fuck up the law of supply and demand even more.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 18:47

>>705
Sounds terrible. Why the fuck would the workers democratically make decisions when more than half of them most likely have no experience in management or accounting? Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field to do what they know best without the hindrance of people whose good intentions blind them from negative consequences.

The proletariat can suck my dick.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 15:11

( ・-・) Women shouldn't be allowed to vote. They vote for everything that makes a nation weak and stupid.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8293 19:14

( ・-・) Most efforts go unappreciated

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 14:41

>>714

> Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field

Except that's not true at all. Control is arbitrarily given on the basis of ownership, not specialized knowledge and definitely not skill. The people "specialized on their field" who "do what they know best" get the short stick invariably. Which is more longer than the stick given to people without specializaed skill; nonetheless they both get shafted.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8297 19:38

( ・-・) I think most of the Black Lives Matter protesters just like to yell and break stuff.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 20:38

( ・-・) The concept from the movie "Escape From New York" and "Escape From Los Angeles" should be certain cities in Michigan.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 01:20

( ・-・) A judge who's a member of La Raza actually is a problem.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 02:39

If you don't smoke weed, get over yourself. I don't care how "degenerate" you think weed might be, I don't want to hear your bitching when all I'm trying to do is let everybody know that I'm stoned 24/7. Ruins my vibrations, and what not.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 18:18

>>720
That's like being served, loudly badmouthing a bystander who came across on your way to court only to find out said pedestrian is actually the judge preceding the lawsuit against you and then calling it a problem.
That shit only happens to stupid assholes, quite frankly.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 20:29

I think all stoners are complete morons.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 21:25

( ・-・) I stole secrets from Capcom. I wanted to know how they make so many variants of the same Street Fighter games and get people to pay full price for each one. I intend to use the same strategy on an app I am developing.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:44

( ・-・) Islam is fundamentally incompatible with western civilization.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:50

( ・-・) Institutionalised religion is fundamentally incompatible with the progression of civilisation.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:13

( ・-・) I disagree, >>726. Christianity and Judaism have both demonstrated a strong stabilizing influence on culture that Islam lacks. Cism and Jism both inspire one to transcend one's animal instincts, where Ism encourages one to revel in barbarism.

( ・-・) Also, you're poopy.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:28

( ・-・) Historically, perhaps. However, this is now the 21st century, people no longer live in disconnected tribes, and dogmatic worship of ancient myths and legends is not conducive to civility and cooperation with the other several billion people living on this rock. Just be chill, don't get angry because other people live different lives, etc; you don't need religion to not be a dick.

( ・-・) Also, I know. Sometimes wiping just takes too much effort.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:34

( ・-・) The secret is to take a daily dump in the morning before your shower.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:50

( ・-・) In a way, it all comes down to whether you see yourself as a loyal, capable, family-oriented wolf, or a disloyal, hedonistic, selfish rabbit.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 01:07

( ・-・) The blonde guy from True Detective was a wolf. Look how that turned out.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 18:17

I lold

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 18:40

( ・-・) You can give a leftist a fish and he'll eat for a day, or you can teach that leftist to fish and he'll sit pouting in his boat all day because nobody gave him a fish.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 16:18

( ・-・) I want to be a trans-black woman so I can blame all white men for anything I do wrong.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 16:40

( ・-・) Just tell people you are, and BOOM! You are!

( ・-・) Now you can molest girls in a Target restroom!

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8349 17:50

( ・-・) I prefer V-ISM for those sweet custom combos >>727

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 18:40

( ・-・) Floral Shoppe is a mediocre sound collage.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 03:56

( ・-・) I might be not as witty as I think I am.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 02:51

( ・-・) If you keep an open mind and an observant eye, you'll eventually notice that the Left is entirely populated by neurotic people. Most are pretty harmless, but the power hungry ones really need a good slapping.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 04:00

( ・-・) I'm somewhat concerned that Christians will be persecuted in the USA in the coming decades. People seem very quick to laugh this off or call me a bigot, which just goes to support the point.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 08:18

>>740
( ・-・) They already are, for sufficiently broad definitions of "persecuted" and sufficiently narrow definitions of "Christians."

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 18:34

( ・-・) If you actually keep an open mind and an observant eye, you won't end up making sweeping judgements about half the population.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 02:47

( ・-・) Will too!

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 14:10

>>740
( ・-・) Please give some specific examples, because I haven't seen any. The US is one of the most religious countries in the world, and every branch of government is full of people who profess faith, a whole lot of them and maybe a majority some form of Protestant. Maybe it's because I'm not a Christian, but I don't see where these claims of persecution are coming from, aside from the fact that everyone likes playing the victim sometimes.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:27

( ・-・) The black people I've met in real life aren't as smart as the ones on TV.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 07:59

>>745
If one lived his whole life without encountering a black person, just saw them on TV, he'd be led to believe nignogs invented the whole universe

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 09:32

>>746 What are you talking about, that is the complete opposite of how black people are represented on TV. I'm a bit embarrassed by your ignorance and I'd hope new visitors here don't assume we all think like you!

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 16:39

>>746 If he watched the Maury show, he would think blacks were humanoid rabbits.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 17:02

( ・-・) White people often make pleasant neighbors.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 17:14

( ・-・) Anybody who read >>749 and immediately thought "that's racist" is an idiot.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 21:50

>>749 All my worst neighbours have been white...

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 14:06

>>751 racist.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 14:54

>>751
Wait, wait wait. Have ALL your neighbors been white?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 17:22

( ・-・) The Pings are my Chinese neighbors

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 17:24

>>753 No. Come to think of it, I've never met a dickhead who wasn't white...

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 19:01

>>755 maybe it's you. Are you enough of an ass that people go out of their way to annoy you?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 23:26

>>756 No, I mean, it's very rare for me to meet someone and think "wow, what a dickhead" but any time I have, they've always had white skin.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:06

As much as I love @, it's not any easier to write than the word "at."

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:08

>>758
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Forgot my face.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 21:20

( ・-・) I don't think #WhyINeedPrescriptivism would fly, but I gotta just let it out.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 23:01

( ・-・) I don't feel attracted to big butts or breasts and will refuse to touch anything that's not firm, shapely and not fat.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 16:05

( ・-・) Anything more than a handful is a waste.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:41

>>758
( ・-・) Chumpy US keyboard!

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 22:23

( ・-・) I genuinely enjoy watching the anime Hetalia

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 20:12

( ・-・) Toga parties are dumb. You're better off staying home and spilling wine on a white sheet yourself.

766 This post sucked.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 17:01

( ・-・) I'm going to be avoiding the city until the chimpouts stop.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 21:34

( ・-・) The only way multiculturalism can truly work is if everyone acts white.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:06

( ・-・) Huh. Thought I'd get some blowback on that one.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:31

>>769 I'm guessing that many people agree with you, but are not going to admit it publicly.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 01:57

>>769
I don't really agree with a lot of the extreme views given on anonymous boards, but I personally don't think that they're a great place to discuss ideas.

( ・-・) Anonymous boards are good at training people to win arguments on anonymous boards rather than have intellectual discussion.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 17:16

( ・-・) Pizza tastes like crap

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 18:34

( ・-・) pizza is fucking awesome I will fight you

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 18:48

>>772
You're not human, are you?

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 21:31

( ・-・) Watching Spaceballs has killed my appetite for pizza for a good while.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 23:28

( ・-・) I'm not a pizza sort of guy. I've tried all sorts of pizza, but none of them satisfied my hunger. That's when a friend told me about a place called Pizza Hut. I didn't believe it! It was like discovering pizza in a whole new way. Stuffed crust pizza, delicious breadsticks, and ridiculously low prices! I might just order some now at https://order.pizzahut.com/home

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 07:19

( ・-・) I ordered a pizza at an Italian restaurant the other day, and the menu specifically listed "diced tomatoes" on the pizza, as well as basil. They bring it out and its very plain looking, with a few rounds of cheese thrown on it, no other toppings beside a skimpy application of basil near the center. What cheapskates, I thought. I questioned them about the tomatoes and they said that includes the sauce! What nonsense. In any case, I made them bring me a good helping of basil to flavor the pizza. Next time I'll be sure to order from Pizza Hut™.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 17:08

( ・-・) Leftists really are the locusts of civilization. Once a nation gets wealthy, they swarm over it and devour as much wealth as they can.

( ・-・) On top of that, they're pricks about it.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 17:25

( ・-・) The political parties I don't align with and their members are the source of my suffering.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 23:51

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 19:03

( ・-・) Have you ever heard someone tell you not to enjoy news about your enemies dying?

( ・-・) I get pleasure from news about my enemies dying, and I get twice as much pleasure witnessing someone die if they tell me not to enjoy the news about my enemies dying.

( ・-・) Time for a celebration:

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782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 04:31

( ・-・) FUCK I forgot what I going to post

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 07:16

( ・-・) I barely watch anime, but I like it as a concept.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 10:40

>>783
Whoa same

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 15:51

( ・-・) Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks who have no interest in catering to power users nor creating new ones out of neophytes.

( ・-・) Look no further than the herd of fart-sniffers praising the developers of Chrome for removing Backspace as a shortcut for navigating back a page, with no customization option to get it back save for an extension that doesn't restore the proper functionality.

( ・-・) Google is literally raising a generation of computer illiterates who won't "google" things.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 16:25

>>785
( ・-・) Good luck with that. The bridge between ease-of-use for the point-and-grunt casual user and high-fidelity programmability and customisability for "power users" (aka experts) must span across a non-navigable gulf emitting high concentrations of sulfuric acid and anthrax. That is so say, nobody has made that bridge successfully. (Windows "power users" are not an acceptable counterexample. They are merely well-conditioned casual users.)

( ・-・) Also, you must work on your generalisation skills. "Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks" does not follow from "The developers changed what backspace does in this browser". (Also, define 'nowadays'. Was there a time this supposedly wasn't true?)

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 16:34

>>786
( ・-・) October 31, 1993.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8493 02:58

( ・-・) Chromebooks suck.

789 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8493 07:36

( ・-・) King crab is way better than snow crab

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8495 18:20

( ・-・) I sometimes release the emergency mittens just for fun.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8496 21:59

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792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 02:54

( ・-・) Boy, Alpacas sure were a flash in the pan, weren't they?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8499 04:28

( ・-・) I like exploring nooks and crannies of the internet. One may even call the Elitist Superstructure one.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:43

( ・-・) Words cannot quite convey how I loathe xkcd, but I feel like expressing even the partial extent would jeopardize too many valuable relationships.

( ・-・) It's kind of like if Michael Bolton from Office Space were trying to placate his peers rather than the consultants.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8537 19:40

( ・-・) Only go to India if you want to die of exotic diseases. The whole country is a fuckin' open air toilet that's never been flushed.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 20:22

( ・-・) I am not tired of winning yet.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8555 11:16

( ・-・) I have absolutely no interest in being in a romantic relationship myself and wouldn't mind staying single for the rest of my life.

( ・-・) But I love reading stories about the romantic relationship of anonymous internet users.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 22:42

( ・-・) Meanwhile, I make a fortune around Valentine's day selling stupid romantic crap.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8557 02:31

( ・-・) I get high to deal with the stress caused by not getting shit done because I got high

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 09:30

( ・-・) Despite ostensibly being desired, an actual large penis is surprisingly difficult to market unless you're into dudes.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 17:05

( ・-・) Most anime blows.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8674 19:37

>>801
90% of everything is shit

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8676 18:18

>>802
And the other 10% is Dark Matter!

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 04:16

what

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 17:35

( ・-・) I hate it when people vape. It means they are enjoying an addictive drug but are unlikely to die prematurely die because of it.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:09

( ・-・) holy shit someone else is on the board right now

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 02:05

( ・-・) Now that there will be a new My Little Pony movie and there is a huge fanbase of men in their 20s and 30s, I can count on nerds camping out in front of movie theaters to be the first in line.

( ・-・) Now is the time to buy some camping equipment and sell it at absurd prices to those nerds.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 16:31

( ・-・)I used to watch the first season of My Little Pony but now I hate what it's become and I think the fanbase should be even more embarrassed of being associated with the show.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 10:16

( ・-・) People rave about a certain chicken strip restaurant chain every time I see it mentioned online, but when I was on a trip I tried it out and it is nothing special. Properly done chicken strips, I'll grant, but the much hyped sauce is a bog-standard "secret sauce" (dominated by ketchup and mayo). And the price seemed kinda off considering it's chicken with an absolutely forgettable batter, in different state with lower taxes.

( ・-・) And yet this business is expanding. Baffling.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 23:34

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 00:57

( ・-・) Killing Antifa members isn't murder. It's pest control.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 00:59

( ・-・) I'd actually admit that in real life

813 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8763 04:23

( ・-・) I'd much rather have to pee every hour than poo more than twice a day

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 13:44

( ・-・) the DQN-kun name poster is getting on my nerves...

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 16:12

>>813
( ・-・) Speaking from personal experience, no you wouldn't.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 18:27

>>812
( ・-・) I'd like to, but I'm in too close proximity to an Antifastation to safely do so.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 20:15

( ・-・) Teen Titans Go! is a better show than Teen Titans.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 11:20

>>811
nice try, anti-tokiko

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 17:41

>>818
( ・-・) What the fuck are you talking about?

820 Name: TOKIKO : 1993-09-8764 19:04

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 11:35

>>819
a while back tokiko + friend made the news where they were playing touhou in antifa attire. as someone far removed from both america and american politics, I thought it was pretty QUALITY

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 06:57

>>821
How do you know it was him?

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 12:08

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 16:16

( ・-・) Why does everyone want to move into Whitey's neighborhoods?

( ・-・) We're the worst. Everyone says so.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:48

( ・-・) Canadians are snow niggas.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8820 17:44

( ・-・) I wish the homeless would just starve to death already and quit shitting on the sidewalks.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 22:22

( ・-・) What's really all that bad about white supremacy anyway?

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 06:19

>>827
It's mostly that in practice it's used as an excuse to either exclude other people or actively make their lives worse, in the absence of any philosophically or factually sound argument. As such, it comes off as a sort of view espoused primarily by individuals who are either ignorant (they don't intend to cause damage or understand how it does) or evil (they do).

While there are many genetic predispositions common to certain ethnic populations, melanin level has essentially nothing to do with the value or potential of a human, all other things being equal. That last part is important, because people born into circumstances tend to perpetuate those circumstances unless acted upon by significant outside factors (which is how you get people both into and out of ghettos). If you don't know what it is to be a scientist, how can you be expected to desire to become one, and take any of the necessary steps?

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 15:27

>>828 On the other hand, it's clearly true. Everyone wants to move into our neighborhoods, not the other way around. They move in, crime goes up, we move out, they follow us, crime goes up, we move out, and so on. Ergo, whitey be better. I suspect it's related to our willingness to do basic maintenance.

Japanese are even better then we are from a running basic civilization standpoint, but they mostly keep to themselves these days.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 16:50

>>829
Take your prolapsed anus somewhere else, weev.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8823 17:09

>>830 not the most compelling counter argument, sport.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 14:46

>>831
Because it's not an argument worth countering. It's just deranged rambling. Easy counters to anything like this are abound like dead fish in a bucket. White supremacists arbitrary choose Europe as their root heritage when it's well-established that everyone is from sub-Saharan Africa. White supremacy is also a very American phenomenon - other countries have just as bad a history of racism (ever wondered about the etymology of the word "slave"?) but often without a black person in sight. There is exactly as much "logic" in white supremacist arguments as there is in those of conspiracy theorists, and it's all ignorant bunk.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 23:16

Yeah, but the hardcore loony left keep sweetening the white supremacy deal. Marry white and have white kids? White supremacy. Math? Science? Success in the field of your choice? White supremacy. Free speech? White supremacy!

Sounds fuckin' awesome. Sign me up.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 23:31

>>832
Nice lameoid non arguments and falsehoods, brainlet. Muh out of Afriga. Lmao eat a cinder block.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 08:51

>>834

>>>>>>>/pol/

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 18:30

What's with this closet nazi crowd bringing "the left" into everything? Got a hard-on for them or something?

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:36

Cuz the left sucks. Buncha fuckin' rabbits.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:49

Y'all can kiss my ass!
   ∩_∩    -spanky-
  (・-・ )つ,☆ -spanky-
   と_,、⌒) )
     (_ ノノ

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 08:38

>>837 It sounds really childish, like making disparaging comments about a rival sports team. The only time I hear about "the left" or "the right", the only way it affects me, is when I have to read dumb Americans whinging about it online. From both sides of the fence.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:07

>>839
Exactly. It's textbook ingroup/outgroup bickering, and especially myopic considering that the American "left wing" actually corresponds to "slightly less right wing" where I'm from.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 23:37

WAAAAAAAAGH

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 14:19

>>836 nazis are leftists, so the left is already there. National SOCIALISTS, y'know.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 18:18

>>842
Nice try but 5 seconds in google defeats you.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 22:57

( ・-・) Who's in the closet? That one looks Jewish, that one's a coon, get 'em up against the wall!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 04:41

>>843
The person you were responding to is obviously joking.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 09:38

>>845
I should hope so.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 03:03

>>842 Greatest Korea is a democratic republic, is that how democratic republics are supposed to operate?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 23:07

tehsaurus

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 20:11

( ・-・) You can either be able to create things that advance world civilization, or you can have a huge dick. Your call.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 00:22

>>849
But what if I don't really care about either of those things?
What if I just want to enjoy life and JUMP IN THE AIR?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 13:45

( ・-・) I'm always so busy creating great things to advance civilisation, that I never get a chance to use my huge dick.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 21:00

( ・-・) I know just what you mean. My enormous dong is gathering dust while I drag humanity kicking and screaming into a brighter future every day.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8935 20:52

( ・-・) "Russian troll" is a compliment.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 15:20

( ・-・) I don't like tumblr but if all cis white people died I'd only miss like one or two people tops.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 18:14

"I don't like nazis but I'm just as big a racist"

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 18:49

( ・-・) People who say "cis white people" are generally terrible company.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 03:09

( ・-・) I'd probably hate being around any of you in real life.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 08:37

>>856 pls give me proper credit, i'm cisphobic too

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 18:32

( ・-・) Other people's skin color, genitals and preference for who to rub those genitals on is really important to me and my Tumblr will tell you about it in great detail.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 16:05

( ・-・) Polygon has a good-looking design. Too bad the content has always been complete trash and the design is getting long in the tooth.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 02:52

( ・-・) I’m glad that Kéké is whining about his dick pigeon animations being plagiarized for some mobile game.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 17:17

( ・-・) Hey now, Kéké is a goddamn treasure.
( ・-・) Though, he does draw the same things too often, yeah, even considering it's animation.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 17:50

( ・-・) Also, his style is super easy to copy. A six year old could do it.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 18:06

( ・-・) a dozen kids getting shot every few months isn't really a big deal.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 07:59

( ・-・) if your kid is lost out there in that big world of ours they're probably not coming back

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 20:50

( ・-・) SICP is a terrible book for learning anything. It tries to speak about too many topics, and ends up explaining nothing properly.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 22:40

Behold! The slavic Saudi Arabia with Putin ibn Gebnya as a new king!

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 12:45

( ・-・) I always take a good whiff off my undies when removing them before a shower. I'm absolutely entranced by my pheromones.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 02:33

I want to start an Esperanto club.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 15:14

>>869
( ・-・) I do this but with my sweaty socks

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 02:22

( ・-・) I find the concept of bumsex viscerally repellent.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Ewwwww.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9043 03:32

>>872

/Anus/!

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 22:26

( ・-・) Exactly!

( ・-・) Poo comes out of there. Nothing should go in!

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:27

Japs are aliens, actually the superior deep space civilization brought them to earth around 6000 years ago. Amaterasu and Yamato Takeru are ambassadors from space

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:28

so you got the idea what kind of being they are

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9056 03:39

yes, it seems like that, with chinese being their rival space civilization from the neighbor galaxy

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 00:02

( ・-・)Most people who make a habit of arguing about politics on the internet couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 00:19

(  皿 ) How do you do. I am ELIZA, the famous and 100% human psychotherapist.

(  皿 ) Do you know anyone else who couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one?

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:39

"Nerds" are repulsive. Bad looks, bad personalities, bad taste. Nerds think they're smarter than they actually are. Nerds like awful media like super hero movies or video games. Nerds let consumerism define their identity.

Nerds get obsessed with countries like Japan even though it's nowhere near as good as they think it is. Paris Syndrome can be applied to other countries too. It's the "things suck here, so surely they must be better elsewhere" kind of mentality. Or maybe people just don't grow up and actually still like cartoons even when they're adults. But I hope that's not the case.

When someone says they're "such a nerd" or something, they usually have a way to show it, don't they? They collect video games. They have a mountain of Xbox discs, or a huge Steam library. Fucking dumb and worthless plastic figures that they paid out the ass for. Or they collect anime DVDs or marvel movies. Or they buy extra hard drives to pirate it from torrent trackers. Sometimes a dude will try and tell other people that a piece of cardboard (from some stupid card game only losers care about) is worth thousands of dollars. In your fucking dreams. Artificial scarcity. And besides, what a fucking dumb investment to make anyway. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is they think partaking is mass media makes them smart and different from everyone else. As if spending most of your free time on entertainment somehow makes you intelligent. Smart people don't make idiotic financial decisions either.

Then there are the STEM types who study majors where a lot of people work outside of their degree. I'm talking biology or physics. I personally know people with these types of degrees who do not work in the field they studied. If they were so smart, why couldn't they do research and figure out a more economically viable major? Yet these people would always look down on people who did trades, like welding or something. Newflash: Gamestop is retail, not a good career!

And video games. Ick. Don't even get me started. Shit like gamergate just shows how pathetic most gamerdudes are. It's a stupid issue and these guys basically admit that they hate women, but it's more than that. It's that they get upset over made-up internet bullshit about a shallow, consumerism-centric form of leisure/hedonism.

I once went drinking with some people I recently met and this one dude was talking about watching a Twitch stream when he was on an expensive trip. Just staying in the fucking hotel room instead of exploring the country. I called him out on his stupid shit and the other people agreed with me but they wanted me to chill out since they were conflict-avoidant (and I was a bit belligerent because I drank a lot). Imagine paying thousands of dollars to go somewhere cool just to sit on your ass and watch a livestream about video games. None of us hang out with the gamerdude anymore. If, for nothing else, because he's antisocial and doesn't even like hanging out. He'd rather stay indoors and play fucking games. But now I'm good friends with one of the other guys who wasn't into that lame shit though. We get food and drink together and I'm teaching him how to code now.

But you know what? People lump me in with that group of human garbage. As if someone who is passionate about software development is the same as a loser who memorizes trivia about dungeons and dragons or some shit. What the fuck is wrong with people? Don't associate me with that subhuman filth.

Yeah dude, getting a high score in a video game is totally the same as someone who focuses on their career and continued education. We're totally on the same wavelength. Give me a fucking break.

But it's more than the lack of culture or their lack of ties to any important group or community (aside from online shit). The problem is more than the self-centered gluttony. The other issue is how most nerds don't have any sense of morals. Usually atheist, often liberal or egalitarian, pro-degeneracy. Usually cookie cutter reddit views. Pathetic.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 02:59

(  皿 ) Can you elaborate on that?

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 15:23

( ・-・) Nier Automata's incredibly lenient perfect evade timeframe is there to makeup for the incredibly broken hitboxes that plague this game.

I still love you Nier Automato. Even if you don't want me to play the way I want to.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 20:44

( ・-・) Some stupid fuck crashed in to the back of my car. I'm angry that it didn't hurt enough for me to call a lawyer and make a quick $100,000.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:10

( ・-・) Textboard culture is more of a millennial thing. Simply put, pretty much everybody here is too young to have ever posted on usenet before AOL was a thing (and if you are, what are you even doing with your life lol). Eternal september is not a solemn memorial, but an internet savvy reference. Only nerds take it seriously.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 23:14

> and if you are

and if you aren't

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 20:13

( ・-・) I hate Sailor Moon.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9115 00:10

( ・-・) Remember how frames were bad? Each thing that made them bad has a modern equivalent that is in constant use and is usually even worse. The only thing dropping them accomplished was to modularize the collective antipatterns. i would take the curse of frames back if it meant making the Web plain-jane relatively static HTML navigation again.

( ・-・) Also, I wish my posts in this thread were humorous instead of laughable, but there you have it.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 12:23

( ・-・) I don't like John Coltrane. His tone is irritating and his solos meander like a junkie trying to talk his way out of an arrest.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 12:24

( ・-・) On reflection, I find I agree with >>887 about frames. Static HTML is better in all ways.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 05:44

( ・-・) I wasn't even born yet in September 1993.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 14:18

( ・-・) I get a boner when a woman touches or even speaks to me.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 22:14

I'm 16 years old

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 03:00

( ・-・) Mentally or physically?

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 10:02

(・-・) I use FOSS advocacy and privacy as an excuse for being too sensitive to use mainstream social media.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 10:41

(・-・) I like to read old forums and hell, even this site and pretend I have friends
(・-・) I take nationalistic shitposting way too personally, I rarely criticize any country and I wish people would return the favour
(・-・) I enjoy interracial porn and have even sought premium videos, I don't really enjoy BLACKED's content though
(・-・) I never really enjoyed anime and only was in it for the community at the time, I miss old 2006-era anime forums
(・-・) I really dislike "I like "x" but I hate "x"'s fanbase!", like you're such a treasure

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 12:12

(・-・) I hate most fanbases of things I enjoy and try to avoid them

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 14:00

( ・-・) You know that show you like so much and is so popular? I'm the guy who comes into the thread for the show and says it just couldn't keep my interest, implying that you lesser intelligences can go on enjoying your stupid show but you now know that superior beings like myself look down on you for liking it.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 22:19

( ・-・) I’m the idiot who keeps taking the bait.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 10:09

dad

one month trip to Latin America in 198X

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 10:15

kavkazkiy bulvar

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 10:48

(・-・) Politically I am an anarchist but in local elections I vote for republicans because democrats are always screaming about taking away what rights we have and regulating everything I do.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 08:02

(・-・) Ancaps aren't anarchists.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 19:14

I'm a lesbian

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