In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.

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"Eric Fischer!" I says, "Bloody well you ain't gonna make no profit bumpin' innocent caribou that way!"

If >>1 is true, then >>3 is false.
If >>2 is false, then >>5 is true.
If >>9 is true, then >>1 is false.
If >>8 is false, then >>3 is true.
If >>7 is false, then >>999 is true no matter what.

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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. 'Orr' was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

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Now there is a saying about this, but I don't know if it's in the same category or not. If being in the same category and not being in the same category are construed as being in the same category with each other, then there is no difference. In any case, let me try to say it.

There is a beginning, there is never beginning to have a beginning, there is never beginning to never begin to have a beginning. There is existence, there is nonexistence. There is never beginning the existence of nonexistence, there is never beginning never beginning the existence of nonexistence. Suddenly there are existence and nonexistence, but we don't know if existence or nonexistence actually exist or not.

Now I have said something, but I don't know if what I have said actually says anything or not.

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Get down! They want to take my tortillas!

A Hilbert space is an abstract vector space possessing the structure of an inner product that allows length and angle to be measured. Hilbert spaces are in addition required to be complete, a property that stipulates the existence of enough limits in the space to allow the techniques of calculus to be used.

Bush should get that award for it seems it took this country. 200years to get it's fame and only took Bush 8 years to do everything wrong what a man. Wake up dem. Are not poor people they just want poor people that make them more and you less

>>17
Banach spaces are defined as complete normed vector spaces. This means that a Banach space is a vector space V over the real or complex numbers with a norm ||·|| such that every Cauchy sequence (with respect to the metric d(x, y) = ||x − y||) in V has a limit in V.

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any girls wanna fat together tonight!?!?!?!

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Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B?
We here at SAoVQ believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to extend super-dynamically. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to extend interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source networks and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Think vertical. Think synergistic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Think micro-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our angel investors but our ability to architect.

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My ex referred to Michael Moorcock as "Mikey Niggerdick".
That's why I fucked her.

Your father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies

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Like this.

Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
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A thread bumped leads fine maidens down magic turnip beans flying through wildflower stew and anomalous nouns.

See not what this thread falls from, see the endless bounty of mittens frayed with straws and gaandonmiansthrons.

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Zum teufel, mein Kugelschreiber ist kaputt.

Haberdasher muppet gall predication!

When I was young I was a man
I could stand 13 miles high
Altogether we could cry,
"Wind-river guide us home,"
To the place we've never been.

Everytime your brain hears a sound, it gets confused.

Everytime it confused a brain, sound hears your gets.

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Hearing a godawful racket outside your window, looking out and seeing a mob of gibbons performing Shakespeare's The Taming of The Shrew in cantonese.

nagato yuki moaning and orgasming in bed

>>43

I am confused, because that is not confusing! Why is it in this thread?

>>44
It worked!

>>43
Only in my greatest and hottest of dreams.

>>46 it only works once in a blue moon

when she touches me she is more man than woman the most man of any woman the most woman the most womanman the most woman who is a man who is a woman and she is both and both is she and both is so much better

>>47
That's really quite curious as I am using the Blue Moon theme.

Does anyone else get horrendously nauseous when they see something that is rotating or oscillating at a certain speed? I'm talking moderately slowly, but I've never been able to measure the frequency. Things like long pendulums, huge gears, or recently disturbed hanging mobiles.
This is confusing because I do not get travel sick or anything like that. It is the only stimulus that makes me want to heave in this way.

>>50 cigarettes

>>51 jack daniels and caffeine

>>52 the only confusing thing about that is why people drink piss

>>53 you were not confused by a country music reference? this is the elitist superstructure. we find country music DISTASTEFUL.

...sphincter.

>>54
I don't understand, what does >>52 have to do with country music?

lost highway

>>56 once again, you're bending the keys of textboards in general

>>57
what

Brandish a branded radish band.

to live in memories

panty and stocking with garterbelt

primer

A feathered bee.

Magnets, how the fuck do they work? All that Maxwell's equation shit is giving me a fierce headache.

>>64
is a juggalo.

>>65
That's not confusing at all!

Fiddlesticks.

People is sometimes kind.

>>1
That's not confusing. Pedophilia is not very common in Germany, but turnips are fucking sexy.

Wearing your glasses over your contacts

general nigger monkeyshines

What's round at the ends and high in the middle?

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women's minds.

No! Nothing! I refuse to be quoted!
That goes for you too, >>71,17,88!

>>73

And when thyself with shining foot shall pass
Among the Guests Star-scatter'd on the grass
And in your joyous Errand reach the Spot
Where I made One - turn down an empty Glass!

>>72 A fatass smoking dope?

>>77 OHIO

>>78 So, a bunch of fatasses smoking dope, then?

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>>80 stop smoking fatasses, you dope.

Hearsay in paradox lust.

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hello.jpg is a gif!

How can the Cacodemon open doors when he doesn't have hands?

>>87
With their teeth?

Or maybe they use the electricity in their mouths to generate a magnetic field that's used to move the door upwards?

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>>89 (⊙̪ ں ⊙̪̪) why would you even question to ask these circumstances?

>>89-san has a solar panel on his head.

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does this count?

The airport isn't even within here!

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>>69
If krautchan's /b/ is anything to go by pedophilia is extremely common in Germany.

>In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.

That's because the diminutive suffix -chen always creates a neter word.
die Magd aber das Mädchen
der Hund aber das Hündchen
die Kohlrübe (aber das Kohlrübchen)

Ist doch so simpel.

Neuter, not neter

Gibt es denn ein Deutscher hier?

Bread goes in
A dead lizard comes out
You can't explain that!

>>106
The lizard had coeliac disease and you poisoned it. I hope you're happy.

They decided to use more of the feeling for everyone?

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>>106
The magic of video editing

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And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
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And stood awhile in thought.

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And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

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>>113 Imagine having to repair that stuff immediately after the warranty ends.

>>115
Thanks Obama

I’m a fucking jug, close your circle with my hooves
I’ll snub you faster, I’ll fuck you in half

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（* °々・） Why does my phlegm taste like scampi‽

（* °々・）why is >>124 such a massive swinging dick

（* ᵔ々ᵔ） Wow thanks >>125, people often tell me that! I am a very confident person and I can do anything I feel like trying. I was confused by that response to the fishy taste in my mouth (I remembered I had eaten scampi an hour beforehand), so it really improved the thread! Nice one dude!

>>126
HAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. (-___-)
YOU'RE DEAD.

（* °々・） >>127 I used to think that, and still get a funny feeling now and then, but I guess there's no way to be sure!