( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where the Soviets won the Cold War.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody ends up speaking the same language!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where all nations are equally as fat as the USA.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Poland is no longer the butt of jokes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where the United State's aversion towards socialized medicine is prevalent throughout the world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The USSR never existed, so there was no cold war!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world wit no fap material.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) More people are attracted to science! Some probably even too much~♥
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where enigmatic alien civilization runs global sociological experiments on the enslaved mankind.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nobody wastes precious working time trying to fight their governments because they know they'll just get incinerated if they try!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where absolutely everyone and everything has a beak.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where would we be without laughter?
( ・∀・) I don't know! Germany?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Delicious beer and a superbly disciplined police force!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) a werld wher coract speling n grammer iz a sine off poore brieding
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) teH internertz haz epicer meeems
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world this is ruled only by pegasisters and bronies.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Secret resistance groups in the vein of Galileo create anime with greater quality because it is illegal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where Linux and Plan 9 are proprietary software.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Structurally reinforced homes are at a premium as a result of the intense materials innovation necessary to keep them from corroding under the acidic rains. Open-air roads and public spaces are a thing of the barbaric past, replaced by tunnel systems and giant domes which enforce the security of staying protected from dangerous urine showers. NEETs aren't stigmatized for their desire to stay home all day - they're actually respected as cautious individuals who weigh the risks of venturing outdoors with the benefits of ensuring survival indoors.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where toilets are chronically broken.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My name is Microsoft Sam, and have a diarrhea infested toilet. My ROFLcopter goes SOISOISOI, and enjoy the universe.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everybody sounds exactly like a TTS voice.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can't reply right now, I'm busy being dead in space.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A universe where space isn't deadly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Threads are impossible to derail!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where technology never advanced beyond the medieval ages.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Swordfighting and jousting are way better than any sport you people in your technologically advanced world play!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everything is France.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You can eat kimchi anytime you want to! Also, since everybody has been exposed to it, all kimchi smells good!
（ ｀ハ´）A world that operates by the ideals of Chairman Mao!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Espeon got crushed! I kid, I kid.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everything is taken at face value.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No more sarcastic jerks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world that really isn't a world at all.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's a virtual world, so hack the simulation and make your dreams come true!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where the only literature is by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Meet drill instructor Mari Tan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgGUEnMZrg
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It is the year 1984 in George Orwell's world
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You're not worried, because you love Big Brother.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where worship of Zardoz is a real religion.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Either having all the primal fun as Exterminator or enjoying your perfect society of immortal people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where an unfortunate chain of events led to catastrophes on every nuclear power plant in the world, mutual blame and nuclear war.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ROAD WARRIOOOOR!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where the Casio MT-40 is still the state of the art machine of synthesizers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I send people who hate Hatsune Miku to that universe. They never attempt to return to our universe!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where 70% of the surface is oil.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world is no longer in danger of running out of oil!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where 70% of the surface is oil, and is on fire.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People really thoroughly appreciate that remaining 30%!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everyone has to wear business suits all the time everywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You get to make fun of the ones in poorly fitting suits
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of fear
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It is perfectly mainstream to use any drug to try to control the fear! Every was down a Xanax with a vodka shot with all of your friends and in public? Awesome!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everything you say has to be taken figuratively.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kadir. Kadir beneath Mo Moteh...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where long-winded boustrophedon is the norm.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nobody can use big words just to pretend they are better than others. True intelligence is easier to see.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What is it like in the universe where gold is the most common element?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All precious metals and irrelevant objects of relative worth become meaningless, making immaterial creations such as mai waifu a fiat currency!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where there is no such thing as 2D.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) As four dimensional beings awash in the fifth, the moe instance makes us kyaaaa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where playing the ukulele is mandatory.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It gives everyone a foundation to start learning new instruments and musical techniques
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where all comic book heroes are not allowed to have magical or superhuman powers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They teach children and adults alike about hygiene, and benefits of studying and working hard, and courtesy and patience, and importance of keeping strong ties with your family and your friends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where communism won globally, but never achieved its idealistic goals.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everything is China!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) a world where human multiply like rabbits.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People discover that everyone's a fucking perv at least secretly, and become less uptight.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where we have the reproductive system of a bedbug.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Because of how untidy smoking became, it is much less popular and thus less people die of lung cancer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everyone has tourrettes syndrome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fuck that shit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everyone has gourmand syndrome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) people stop cooking things in microwaves and go back to using them for weird science projects!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where only the most well-accomplished people cheat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No cheaters in online games!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with no indoor plumbing.