[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 15:22

>>1 has Sakuya etched into his gold pocket protector

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 18:58

>>2 Has diamonds arranged in his gold pocket protector which are shaped to resemble a famous mathematical equation.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 19:34

>>3 has a tattoo reading ei=-1

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 20:42

>>4's body is covered in tattoos of captchas.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 14:49

>>5 was honoured to be part of the last thread.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6133 16:53

>>6 Pretends that he is Pac-Man when he swallows pills.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6134 21:01

>>7 was >>999 of the last thread

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 00:17

>>8 wanted to post a 2get in this thread.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6135 18:06

>>9 had a great math joke to answer >>4 and is pissed that he had to answer >>8 instead.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 23:00

>>10 has a vast collection of math jokes, which he inflicts on all about him without warning or provocation.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6136 23:36

>>11 tastes thoroughly and is

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6138 17:24

>>12 may get a little tingly whenever he uses something like , but has to stop and go rub one out whenever he runs across a ☃.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 15:35

>>13
knows the name of every pokemon

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6139 21:25

>>14 Knows the name of every Transformer and Gundam

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 00:25

>>15 has a complete Magic deck.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 04:44

>>16 brings his Yugioh cards to the terminal because he has no friends to play with.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 06:54

>>17 has a torrent of every Yu-Gi-Oh episode on his external hard drive.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6140 11:24

>>18 Wears the kind of glasses found in 1950s movies that were about engineers.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6141 00:07

>>19 polishes his slide-rule daily, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6142 19:09

>>20 cosplayed as the BSD daemon.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 04:48

>>21 has a Tux plushie sitting atop his monitor.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 07:55

>>22 is a plushophile who likes to re-enact that old cartoon of Tux getting buggered by the BSD daemon.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 12:39

>>23 is trying to find a torrent to download that cartoon.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 14:43

>>24 giggled nervously at >>20.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6143 16:14

>>25 snorted self-consciously at >>24, before going to his favourite torrent search engine.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 01:36

>>26 Reviews shitty videogames and shows the reviews on youtube.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6144 09:42

>>27 knows how to assemble his TI-83 from scratch

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 02:23

RPN >>28 posts-in.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 21:30

Talks like Yoda, does >>29

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 12:09

>>30
Makes angry videos on Youtube highlighting moments in the Star Wars sequels where Yoda's speech pattern deviates from his usual sentence structure.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 14:54

>>31 has all of those videos in his favorites list

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 21:20

>>32 Likes Lucky Star more than anything else ever animated.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 03:38

>>33 manually edited every Lucky Star episode so that the audio plays Madonna's Lucky Star over and over.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6150 02:08

>>34 has created dozens of animoo music videos.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 00:04

>>35 Is a member of the most convincing Kraftwerk cover band ever.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 18:15

>>36 Drinks his own pee because his idol Brian Eno does it.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 21:47

>>37 Writes his grocery list and daily schedule using Star Wars text

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 22:19

>>38 is teaching himself Sindarin and Quenya.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 16:09

>>39 has >10 e-mail addresses.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:02

>>40 Is the fist to take a pop hit and then make a cover of it using sounds from 8-bit consoles and computers.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6152 22:42

>>41 writes critical reviews of fisting porn videos

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 04:20

>>42 proof-read his own post eight times before submitting his reply. Also, >>42 is a Nerd.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 12:08

>>43 gets insulted when called a geek, and points out in minute detail the differences between a geek and a nerd.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 23:27

>>44 Created his own episode of the AVGN, and it was so convincing, even the AVGN thought he created it by himself. It began with a cover of the AVGN song that could have easily been mistaken for Kyle Justin.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 11:30

>>45 knows what AVGN really stands for

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 15:30

>>46 wrote AVG.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 18:37

>>47 wrote >>46 wrote AVG.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6154 22:04

>>48 shot first.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 06:39

>>49 makes jokes about premature ejaculation to hide his other problems.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 13:00

>>50 is a virgin.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6155 21:31

>>51 Is a Touhou Otaku

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6156 18:13

>>52 is a shift-JIS art fetishist.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 04:17

>>53 makes the shift-JIS porn that >>52 gets off to.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6157 21:39

>>54 wishes he could patronize Teh Rei's Dinor.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 00:39

>>55 Is truly TANASINN

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 15:10

>>56 hosts tanasinn.info

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 20:10

>>57 watches the Olympics to listen to the National anthems.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 06:54

>>58 owns a vuvuzela.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 10:30

>>59 is a regular poster on /os/.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 22:32

>>60 is CmdrTaco.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 01:35

>>61 Owns OtakuBell

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 02:19

>>62 invented Takoluka.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 14:37

>>63 Writes Vogon poetry.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 14:38

>>64 writes Douglas Adams slashfic.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 16:37

>>65 is writing his own Unix from scratch.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 20:58

>>66 Keeps the top 42 list of the 42 most interesting things that equal 42.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 16:22

>>67 Created a nerd themed parody of the Dos Equis commercial. It includes such things as
"He can play an NES game without blowing on it"

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 17:29

>>68 Has the world's second largest collection of body pillows and has tagged each of them with rfid chips for easy body pillow management.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 08:11

>>69 is writing PillOS to help >>68 with said management.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 12:44

>>70 thought that was clever.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 18:08

>>71 thinks it's cool to live in the basement.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 21:39

>>72 thinks it's cool to live in a high-rise.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 23:57

>>73 thinks it's cool to say >>someone else thinks it's cool to live in a [$RANDOM_THING]

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 01:30

>>74 thinks in programming variables like [$RANDOM_THING]

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 10:25

>>75 listens to nerdcore while fapping to j-core

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 16:58

>>76 plays too many computer games

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 20:15

>>77 Invented his own vocaloid just to sing his own songs

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 22:19

>>78 is playing his own trumpet right now. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 23:24

>>79 Forks his free software just enough to put his name on it.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6167 11:06

>>80 Invented vitamin C++

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 16:03

>>81 forked vitamin C++

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 17:35

>>82 invented his programming language.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6168 22:20

>>83 speaks fluent FORTRAN, Quenya, and Klingon.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6169 00:40

>>84 Doesn't call cars by their name, instead calls them by their manufactured issued code. He takes a great deal of pride in his BNR34

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6170 04:21

>>85 Wrote his own 'car' function as part of building his own LISP interpreter from scratch in LISP itself.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6171 00:32

>>86 snickered at 'boner' + '34' but was self-conscious that it might be too obvious a joke

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 03:54

>>87 Has a fully functioning tanooki suit just like in SMB3

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6172 11:38

>>88 uses phonetic language in the description of Japanese mythological creatures who have appeared in video games.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 04:21

>>89 evidently hasn't quite finished memorizing his extensive collection of old video game manuals

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 18:21

>>90 bought hundreds of copies of every book in the Sue Grafton mystery novel series so that he can write sentences on his bookshelf using the letters on the spine.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 19:14

>>91 secretly fears Sue Grafton will die before getting to Z.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6173 20:46

>>92 wants Sue Grafton to write an episode of Dragonball Z.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 15:11

>>93 writes Dragonball Z/Diary of Anne Frank crossover fanfic.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 21:07

>>94 Calculated which anime teams can beat the DBZ team, and which ones can't. He has many fangirls and fanboys that want him killed for saying that the DBZ team can beat their team, and they diagree.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6175 22:30

>>95 wrote a program that writes 'Clonepa sequels automatically.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 16:23

>>96 made a whole set of Everybody Loves Clonepa skins for The Sims III

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 20:32

>>97 is writing a DQN-themed mod for The Sims IV.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 21:04

>>98 has produced an exacting 3D model of 2GET High for Simcity 5.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 22:55

>>99 programmed his favorite comic book store into Call of Duty.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 23:03

>>100 is secretly the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 02:24

>>101 has made a densha otoko thread in the /Love & Romance/ board.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 23:40

>>102 Is an Otaku Otaku, someone who spends more time learning about Otaku than trying to find a girlfriend. Also, >>102 has a harem of hug pillows.

104 Name: ( ^^) : 1993-09-6178 03:51

>>103 wishes he'd gotten the 100GET in this thread.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 20:25

>>104 had an awesome 100get post all ready to go but his mom made him take out the garbage and he missed his chance.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 01:41

>>105

Jealous he didn't get to tell >>103 that he wished he got 100GET

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 02:11

>>106 went to a club last night, but found the experience alienating and returned early to project on to another poster.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 03:20

>>107 Can't go to a club because he's a hikki.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 17:05

>>107 uses a ZX Spectrum with 48K of memory to surf the interwebs

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 17:18

>>108 ported Apache to a VIC-20.
>>109 runs his torrent site on it.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 18:51

>>110 Has a $3000 Aliemware computer that he uses to play Solitare and Minesweeper.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:08

>>111 knows a Chinese Alienware knockoff when he sees it

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 22:52

>>112 Has every Chinese fake Famicom ever built

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:51

>>113 Collected all bootlegs chinese nes games

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 22:43

>>114 listens to nothing but chiptune.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 23:58

>>115 only listens to chiptune he made himself

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:34

>>116 Know by heart what day 1993-09-6188 corresponds to in the alternate timeline where its 2010-08-09

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 19:18

>>117 wrote a thesis on the art of flamewars

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 20:22

>>118 is one of only five people in the world to have an official military ribbon for participating in an Internet flame war.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:14

>>119 Genetically engineered a tree that grows money

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 07:23

>>120 genetically engineered a tree that has a vagina.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 15:24

>>121 had sex with a tree.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 15:30

>>122 is too scared of even the concept of sex to ever have had it.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 17:32

>>123 is too shy to masturbate.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 07:03

>>124 only masturbates to this thread.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 23:21

>>125 Has a pocket pussy with a mosaic over it.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 08:46

>>126 Uses the original Mosaic web browser.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 14:50

>>127 is the president of the Mosaic Users Group.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 22:03

>>128 is the only other member. He also regrets missing the power-of-2GET

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 14:23

>>129 Has a house with an interior which resembles the inside of the Starship Enterprise

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

>>130 has a collection of life-sized cardboard cutout Kirks.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:33

>>131 Has a Magic 8-ball with answers from Spock.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 16:07

>>132 has a collection of life-sized cardboard cutout Moots.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:28

>>133 actually has moot

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 22:53

>>134 actually IS Moot, and still wishes to be the little girl.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 10:37

>>135 legally changed his name to 'The Little Girl' in order to make his dream a reality.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:13

>>136 legally changed his name to Ima Nerd.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 17:02

>>137 hahahahahaha

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 20:21

>>138 is amused by silly names because he never leaves his house

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:08

>>139 Likes to quote the whole "Biggus Dickus" scene from that Monty Python movie.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:38

>>140 enjoys reciting Monty Python lines with other nerds, lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large...

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 01:51

>>141's one and only fetish is Ferengi earjob.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 12:37

>>142 Likes stuffing shitty bat-games up the Joker's ass.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:45

>>143 Does tool assisted speed runs of porn games.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 15:05

>>144 is the person who discovered that MC Frontalot's second album lines up perfectly with Busty Sluts Vol. 6.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:09

>>145 Has a 2TB hard drive full of Randy Marsh porn

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 22:33

>>146 can tell the difference between Yui and Ui even when their hairstyle is the same.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 13:21

>>147 Fan-translates anime that hasn't been popular in over 30 years.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 23:22

>>148 hasn't been popular in over 30 years himself.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:55

>>149 just celebrated his 30th birthday and collected on a few family bets.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 17:32

>>150 wants to be the 30-year-old girl

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 01:52

>>151 Created a computer virus that causes vocaloids to sound like 60 year old chain smokers.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 23:33

>>152 bio-engineered an actual virus that causes 60-year old chain smokers to sound like Vocaloids.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 04:25

>>153 stitched together body parts of 60-year-old chain smokers to create an actual Vocaloid.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 07:48

>>154 spends his time furiously writing to people on the Inter-net to inform them that Vocaloid is a software program, not a cartoon anthropomorphization.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:18

>>155 Created a fake motivational poster that was so true and hard-hitting, that it caused a mass suicide 10 seconds after it was posted to an image board.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 15:46

>>156 immediately did a lame variation on that poster, but got no response at all.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 16:07

>>157 helpfully suggested that the poster "needs more zerg rush".

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:09

>>158 suffers from the Kugimiya Virus Hypersensitive Cerebral Corticalitis.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:13

>>159 isn't really a nerd, but plays one at LARPs.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:14

>>159 coined B{a.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:24

>>160 & >>161 co-invented the F5 key.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 07:54

>>162 made a joke about a computer key.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 11:22

>>163
nows what a million plus a million is

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 22:12

>>164

Knows not what nows means.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 01:13

>>165 Animated his own parody. It is called "Asses Power Hentalia"

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 14:58

>>166 is a parody of nerds himself.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:48

>>167 says "old timer's" when he means to say "alzheimer's"

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 20:14

>>168 is so nerdy that he doesn't grasp the difference between being nerdy and using eggcorns and other malapropisms in speech.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 05:03

>>169 used the word "eggcorns".

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 22:50

>>170 Laughs at instances when people use large or obscure words the way Beavis and Butthead laugh at words such as "wood" or "erect."

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:00

>>171 gigglesnorted like Eddie Deezen when he typed "wood."

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 23:02

>>172 was wiccan when he was younger.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 08:40

>>173 is an American who wrote a novel of the Revolution in the King's English.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 09:51

>>174 has never been outside his native Devon, but still steadfastly refuses to use Oxford spellings. And the less said about his Noah Webster body pillow, the better ...

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 15:02

>>175 doesn't realize when he's being sincerely insulted.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 04:18

>>176 insulted strangers on the internet by recording a League of Legends-inspired rap album.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 05:50

>>177 has a karaoke tape of every DQN Song.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 10:05

>>178 translates Irish folk songs of the 1960s into Cantonese.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 01:26

>>179 wonders if that means >>178 is responsible for "Amhran Gra Vietnam."

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 21:50

>>180 knows all about dead parrots

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 23:27

>>181 Built his own technodrome.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 14:50

>>182 has watched "Videodrome" one hundred and eighty-two times.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 16:38

>>183 only watched "Videodrome" one hundred and twenty-eight times, as he only does thing in powers of two. If he were to watch it just one more time, he would feel compelled to watch it again one hundred and twenty-seven more times to get the figure up to an even two hundred and fifty-six.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:41

>>184 You're Archduke.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 19:49

>>185 Wrote his own IRC client

187 Name: ( ˂ ˃) : 1993-09-6241 20:54

>>186 knows everything there is to know about his dorsal fins.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 23:40

>>187 was fed up with the way cosplay porn is done (too boring), so he directed one himself.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 17:29

>>188 forced a thousand spoons into his anus and wrote an opera about it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 19:51

>>189 is building his own sex robot.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:23

>>190 cosplays a sex robot for >>188.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 00:07

>>191 earns thousands of dollars by reprogramming other people's ordinary robots into sex robots. >>191 then spends those thousands of dollars buying cosplay costumes for shows that haven't been animated yet.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 21:57

>>192 borrows those costumes to put onto his sex robots, ironically enough.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 22:32

>>193 has a sex-robot harem

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 00:12

>>194 Makes people wear safety goggles when entering his house.

Otherwise he might blind them with science.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:54

>>195 tries to trick people to place their eyes in front of his particle accelerator so that he can actually say that he blinded them with science.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 01:12

>>196 never wore his safety goggles

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 07:05

>>197 built a house entirely out of windows, shaped like the Windows logo, on top of which he flies the Windows logo as a flag.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 09:07

>>198 built a house entirely out of penguins, shaped like a penguin, on top of which he flies a decapitated penguin wearing a tuxedo as a flag.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:07

>>199 Built a house entirely out of pandas , shaped like a panda, and uses a piece of bamboo as a flagpole flying a flag which is a picture of 2 pandas having sex.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:31

>>200 is so obsessed with >>199's obsession with pandas that he neglected to claim the 200GET.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 00:38

>>201 Is so obsessed with GETs that he has as many open browser windows as his computer will allow, with each browser window having as many open tabs as the browser will allow.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 00:57

>>202 is only mocking >>201 because he wrote a script that would get gets for him.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 02:07

>>203 posts as Beady Eyes, but only when he's missing a get by one or two posts.

205 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-6251 14:23

...maybe.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:29

>>205 takes pills to deal with his ADHD, social anxiety and a bunch of other imaginary disorders.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 08:31

>>206 fit the Battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho
>>206 fit the Battle of Jericho, and the walls come a-tumbling down!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:21

>>207 smells like a nerd, so probably is one.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:24

>>208 is an expert in the field of nerd-smelling.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 17:28

>>209 writes a popular nerd-smelling blog called StinkGeek.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 20:36

>>210 slashdotted >>209's blog.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 23:16

One day >>211 have been to StinkGeek in the internet,StinkGeek.
So many people were there that >>211 couldn't get on the site .
Then, >>211 looked at the banner ad,it was written " COOL FREE RINGTONES "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to StinkGeek you don't usually come in because of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
How silly you are! It's just COOL FREE RINGTONES and it is COOL FREE RINGTONES!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to StinkGeek?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall favourite page". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the site because >>211 give them COOL FREE RINGTONES.

It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that >>211 and one who sat opposite side of RJ-45 type connection start fighting.
It is cool that situation >>211 will kill him or >>211 will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.

Well, as soon as >>211 had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said
"I want talk Takuan"
So >>211 gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With Takuan is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Takuan" with the happiest simle.
>>211 wanted to ask him "Do you really want to talk about it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
>>211 thought him just wanted to say "Takuan".

A specialist of StinkGeek, >>211 like to say that the finest topic is "Squeeks".
That is the coolest.
"Kusosure Squeeks with a waltzing matilda "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of StinkGeek.
Squeeks is full with much feces.
Instead of that it's with mere defecation.This is so good.
And it with a fresh jumbuck. This is the best.

However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you mention one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better talk regular topic with farts and cow droppings.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 12:25

>>212 has created hundreds of altered versions of the Yoshinoya Rant.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:30

>>213 immediately recognized >>212's post as something not already in his massive kopipe archive, and quickly moved to correct this omission.

>>213 is an EXPERT KOPIPE COLLECTOR.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:33

>>214 would normally say "copypasta" but wants to fit in

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:12

>>215 has a Japanese address just to vote in manga character popularity polls.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 22:11

>>216 has a Japanese proxy just to read the /b/ board at 2chan.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 15:53

>>217 has a Japanese proxy just to raid the /b/ board at 2chan.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 21:09

>>218 has been banned from Habbo Hotel.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 23:03

>>219 is a paid maid at Habbo Hotel.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:09

>>220 is fresh from AOL.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 06:05

>>221 thinks AOL is pretty fresh, yo. Word.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:39

>>222 utilizes USENET through AOL since the first day.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 16:00

>>223 still navigates the web using AOL Keywords.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 21:25

>>224 won't stop talking about how much better Gopher and Veronica were than the WWW.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:26

>>225 keeps Archie running in an undisclosed location, its virtual and physical addresses known only to a few trusted Elitists

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:50

>>226 heard about new fancy WinME and decided to run a server on it.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 07:38

>>227 decided to take a crack at running a Windows ME-based website and developed a security system for it so advanced and secure that web developers all over the world promptly formatted their FreeBSD/Linux/unix/Solaris drives to install WinME.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 09:50

>>228 has been working for twelve years on his own experimental operating system. It doesn't have a name yet, but it'll be great, just you wait and see.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 00:06

>>229 Has one. He calls it "Doors"

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 06:25

>>230 started a Doors cover band, ironically named "Windows"

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 13:12

>>231
Reads Jim Morrison's poetry without irony.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 16:09

>>232 uses the word "irony" without irony.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 20:18

>>233 is like radiation in your wedding cake.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 00:18

>>234 is working on a science fair exhibit about radioactive wedding cakes.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 01:36

>>235 wanted to serve yellowcake at his wedding.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 09:20

>>236 Has a miniature nuclear power plant inside his house.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:30

>>237 runs several strategically-located uranium enrichment facilities.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:45

>>238 farts plutonium and power plants are fueled by the sweat from his brow. When they plug him in, the lights go out in Hong Kong.

...no, wait, we've somehow gone out the back side of "geek" and crossed over into "crazy awesome."

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 19:41

>>239 Has unlicensed nuclear accelerators that can take out a ghost from a mile away, and unlike the other unlicensed nuclear accelerators, this one will not hurt anyone if the streams are crossed, or if someone looks into the trap.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:32

>>240 Has 200 kilowatts of electric sheep.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:03

>>241 is an android.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 12:27

>>242 plays video games

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 14:00

>>243 posts on DQN.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 15:34

>>244 corrects people who misuse obscure memes

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 16:38

>>245 meticulously carries out and is w.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 18:14

>>246 collected thousands of pictures of his waifu.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:47

>>247 made a MUGEN char of Mayhem

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 04:18

>>248 is playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. RIGHT NOW

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 11:12

>>250 is posting on the bus on his smart phone RIGHT. NOW.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:24

>>250 thinks describing his own actions would make the previous poster sound more nerdy by comparison. He is sadly mistaken.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 10:18

>>251 imports his green tea from Kyoto.

253 Name: < ˃ ˂> : 1993-09-6281 14:42

>>252 imports his manhwa from Corea.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 14:45

>>253 conflates "nerdy" with "Nida."

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 22:50

>>254 is upset that he was not one post later, because he wanted his post number to be the highest unsigned 8-bit integer.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 00:59

>>255 Has the worlds greatest collection of 8-bit tits

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 09:35

>>256 has a framed printout of "Meriday in the Morning".

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:31

>>257 invented the yukkuri.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:52

>>258 has all possible vericodes accessible from a drop-down menu below the entry field.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 12:08

>>259 only uses the finest crunchy vericodes coated in chocolate for his posts, having an elaborate and complex ranking system of all possible vericodes.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 18:33

>>260 complains to the mayor about the lack of maid cafés in his hometown.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 02:33

>>261 Cross dresses in a maid costume, and pours coffee, then takes off that costume, and drinks the coffee, in order to believe he is in a maid café.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 04:07

>>262 plays Everquest on Vallon Zek in an all-Ogre RP guild.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:33

>>263 posted that from a web browser inside GMod

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 21:56

>>264 uses GMod to create preposterous little cartoons he posts to Youtube.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 22:13

>>265 watches these cartoons even though he doesn't even have a Steam account.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 06:47

>>266 posts on DQN even though he doesn't even have an internet connection.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:18

>>267 will never have children but dreams of naming his offspring after his verification codes on DQN

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:23

>>268 can't desid whether his own verification codes are readable enough for that.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:30

>>269 taught his children to count in binary first

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 17:16

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 21:46

>>271 has been searching for the secret of invisibility his whole life.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 05:15

>>272 was known in high school as 'that kid in the back who never talks and always draws anime characters'.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 14:42

>>273 can only communicate through drawings of anime characters.
This post was brought to you via image-recognition cognitive AI.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:56

>>274 can only communicate through TCP/IP.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 02:11

>>275 slacks off in class by doing doing the homework for next semester's classes

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 12:24

>276 did his homework in the library during lunch instead of hanging out with friends.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 21:09

>>277 doesn't know what friends are. Or lunch.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 21:32

>>278 failed the Turing test.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 22:42

>>279 thought it would be funny if he made his friends take the Turing test.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 23:07

>>280 starts a new game every time he dies to simulate life in The Zone as realistically as possible.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 00:48

>>281 spends a significant portion of his time in advocacy of free and open-source software.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:27

>>282 Built his own spacecraft to land on the moon, and plant his own flag. What is written on the flag is a code that can only be understood by the nerdiest of nerds.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:41

>>283 translated that from the insane ramblings of Renard Queenston's fursona's psychotic episodes.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 18:36

>>284 is a Wikipedia admin.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:13

>>285 pays for tanasinn.info's server upkeep.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:36

>>286 spent hundreds of dollars trying to buy pax-tsukuru.com.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:36

>>286 sincerely dedicated himself to memorizing 1,000 digits of pie after hearing 'White And Nerdy'.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:51

>>288 can recite phi to the billionth digit. In fact, a recording of him doing so is his Windows start-up sound.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 18:45

>>289 is pitching a crossover of Undercover Boss and Undercover Brother.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 00:49

>>290 spent all his savings on hiring professional ghostwriters to write his Kyon/Itsuki slash stories.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 03:49

>>291 was so excited about his Kyon/Itsuki slash story that he tweeted each new sentence written.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:41

>>292 has a twitter account for each of his fingers. He makes sure to update all of them at least three times per hour, even though he is the only one who will ever read the tweets.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 13:32

>>293 dumped his girlfriend for his waifu.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 14:17

>>294 prevents his family from enjoying scientific television specials by arguing the truth of each statement.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 16:04

>>295 is constantly trying to find a way to become an anime character.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 17:47

>>296 answers his own posts.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 20:25

>>297 leaves his dirty plates on his bedroom floor, in the shape of star constellations

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 00:14

>>298 has copies of this poster covering every wall of his home.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 00:36

>>299's walls, on the other hand, are covered with pages of the Unicode 5.0 standard.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 10:42

>>300 will do your vector calculus homework in exchange for a hot kiss.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 13:20

>>301 will give you all the hot kisses and blowjobs you want in exchange for a >>300GET.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 17:45

>>302 would take >>301 up on his offer, but his Asperger's Syndrome keeps him from picking up on >>301's increasingly unsubtle social cues.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:15

>>303 Made a parody of 18 and Life by Skid Row listing many of the times he committed cybercrimes.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 01:48

>>304 is the main developer of ZeuS.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 03:48

>>305 is the main developer for Haiku

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:20

>>306 is the only one still using the original BeOS.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:23

>>307 will not fucking shut up about OS/2 already

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:54

>>308 is posting from an IBM PS/2 using BSD Unix.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 12:16

>>309 has irrational reservations about using any operating system newer than 4.3 BSD.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 15:16

>>310 Is a Beatles nerd that built his own yellow submarine

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:41

>>311 wants to officially change his name to Hagbard Celine.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:08

>>312 Has a laser rifle with a Lightsaber as a bayonet.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:17

>>313 has to wash his mouth with homeopathic Listerine.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:24

>>314 posted in the wrong thread.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:10

>>315 doesn't speak in English, he speaks in ASM. Consequently, 'push' and 'pop' are his favorite words.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 14:52

>>316 enjoyed cheating on the games he played in the 80s. Consequently, PEEK and POKE are his favourite words.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:05

>>317 thinks plan 9 is the future of operating systems

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:07

>>317 has read SICP multiple times. Consequently, his other car is a cdr.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:08

>>318 posts so fast because he wrote his own highly optimized DQN browser.

>>319 responded to himself.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:37

>>320 makes recursive jokes.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 18:44

>>321 has written an AI algorithm that detects recursive jokes with 94% accuracy.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:27

>>322 has improved on >>321's algorithm, and published his version under GPL 3.0.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 23:05

>>323 knows what GPL 3.0 is.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 23:57

>>324 is Richard Stallman.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 00:04

>>325 browses the web using Emacs exclusively.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 00:37

>>326 reads and writes all his email using vi.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 01:00

>>326 works extensively on a script that makes vi a serious competitor to Emacs in its ability to read and write email.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 10:09

>>328 wrote vile.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 10:11

>>329 draws pornographic webcomics starring himself and the BSD daemon in ASCII art, in order to be fully lynx compatible..

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 11:19

>>330 misses the good old days when Linux distributions still required extensive knowledge of computer science to install.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 13:42

>>331 misses the good old days when the damn computer hardware itself sometimes came improperly wired but it was okay because the manufacturer also gave you a copy of the schematics so you could fix it yourself.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 17:32

>>332 built his computer chip-by-chip.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 20:39

>>333 prefers the good old days when all computers used relays instead of those new-fangled vacuum tubes.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 21:22

>>334 doesn't trust new, unproven technologies like vacuum tubes and surfs the Web using an abacus.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 00:44

>>335 holds an acoustic coupler to his face rather than trusting a machine to decode the modem signals properly.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 06:25

>>336 teaches an archaic community of acoustic purists how to restructure network requests using human speech, because he does not trust a mouse and keyboard to send these for him.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 00:54

>>337 Holds the world record for biggest painting made by only entering X and Y values with color values.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 15:25

>>338 is the one who commissioned it, and has it hanging on his bedroom wall

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:17

>>339 has every single item sold by ThinkGeek on his wishlist.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:23

>>340 uses Markov chains to write all his coursework.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 19:11

>>341 refuses to complete multiple choice answers on his coursework because he feels they are too deterministic.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:05

>>342 has written a truly random number generator in only five lines of Ook!.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:11

>>343 finds Ook! too easy and programmed his OS entirely in INTERCAL.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:37

>>344 is writing device drivers in BRAINFUCK.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 01:34

>>345 invented a 8192 bit CPU

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 08:17

>>346 wonders what could be taking to so long to accomplish full-scale quantum processing, as he already has a working prototype in his garage.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:17

>>347 customised the Linux kernel to run on an 8088 CPU.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:21

>>348 is porting FreeBSD to the Intel 4044 four-bit microprocessor.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 00:14

>>349 is working on a breadboard-based CPU.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 01:15

>>350 built a CPU on a potato.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 09:46

>>351 prefers a frictionless vacuum

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 10:58

>>352 is starting a business where he will sell perfect vacuum pumps and massless frictionless chain.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 16:20

>>353 has a small business website that sells cute Darth Vader plushies. His brilliant viral marketing techniques soon generated him enough monthly revenue to allow him to live in his mother's basement permanently.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 16:23

>>354 lives in an abandoned missile silo filled with the components for his latest electronic attempt at world domination.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 17:28

>>355 bought a hovercraft for the sole purpose of filling it with eels.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 19:25

>>356 bought an empty oil drum for the sole purpose of making the world's largest Giga Pudding, and incidentally encouraging obesity.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 22:20

>>357 has a Unix beard.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 22:28

>>358 Is so successful at credit card hacking that he has spent as much as every nation's national debt.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 00:31

>>359 built an electric car capable of driving from Fairbanks to Miami without needing to be recharged.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 02:54

>>360 built a working arc reactor after watching Iron Man, but lost it somewhere in his room.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 08:46

>>361 undresses and takes out the baby oil before he begins reading about physics.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 21:02

Many's the time >>362 has enjoyed the unique physical properties of baby oil (incidentally the subject of his latest term paper).

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 03:23

>>363 is so literal-minded that he refuses to use "baby oil" that isn't made from real babies.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 12:17

>>364 is so literal-minded that he got fired for eating a customer's food after asking if he could take their order.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 17:05

>>365 has completed all 100 million levels of Blue Sphere.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 23:43

>>366 wrote a Blue Sphere level editor in BRAINFUCK then created another 100 million levels.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 18:28

>>367 wrote a programming language that makes Brainfuck look like BASIC in comparison. He then programmed a new Unix shell in it.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 19:01

>>368 does his coursework in Brainfuck.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 01:02

>>369 Makes so many scientific tests that there are no more theoretical physics.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:47

>>370 has a very complex and nearly incomprehensible theory about that.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:51

>>371 replaced string theory with integer theory.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 19:29

>>372 Is a car nut that has a theory of evolution which accurately predicts what the next Mitsubishi Lancer will be like.

>>372 also has a theory that shows how the new Lancer will compare to the next Subaru WRX and whatever AWD VW will be built.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 19:40

>>373 has surpassed the need for cars by perfecting his solar-powered jetpack.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 21:11

>>374 is so nerdy that he refuses to use a jetpack without first putting on a silver jumpsuit and goggles.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 23:08

>>375 wishes the Cybermen from Doctor Who were real and coming to upgrade him.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 00:00

>>376 Doesn't wish the Cybermen were real because they could not offer anything to upgrade >>376's jetpack.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 13:12

>>377 is Newton's ghost.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 22:22

>>378 is calling the Ghostbusters this very moment.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 10:49

>>379 is writing a 10 kg book about the various nuances of fighting the supernatural.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:07

>>380 pays the writers he publishes by the weight of their hardcover editions. As a result, most of his books are now printed on 120g/m2 paper.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:21

>>381 once went a whole day without thinking about computers or mathematics. The night after, he had a curiously abstract wet dream. He awoke to find a proof of Fermat's last theorem written on the bedsheets in his own semen.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:44

>>382 attempted to do the same thing, but the next morning what he found written in semen was "I have discovered a most marvellous proof, but this bedsheet is not wide enough to contain it."

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:54

>>383 Also attempted the same feat, and then farted Morse code for a month, and decoded, would be the method for building a time machine capable of moving the entire population of China in one trip.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 18:06

>>384 once attempted to contemplate the beauty of woman, only to find that he had actually been thinking about Dan Farmer.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 20:15

>>385 does all his Japanese homework in 4koma form.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 20:52

>>386 particularly likes the Intel family of processors.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 21:37

>>387 once went to the bank to cash a paycheck for $1024, and when they asked him how he wanted it back, he asked for two $256's and four $128's.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:27

>>388 would have preferred one $512, one $256, one $128 and so on, such that the sum of the denominations would tend towards $1024 until the teller gets annoyed.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 06:32

An infinite number of >>389 walk into a bar...

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 11:15

... which is just fine, because >>390 is the bartender, and his bar is located in Hilbert's hotel.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 17:16

>>391 has an infinite number of cigars, and he's happy to share, just don't tell his boss.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:04

"Poly no meal" makes >>392 chuckle.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 18:53

>>393 cannot chuckle without snorting. He is also the only person within 50 miles of his home who still finds Dilbert amusing.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 19:49

>>394 bears an alarming resemblance to Dilbert.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 23:36

>>395 had his mouth surgically sealed to bear a closer resemblance to Dilbert.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 01:12

>>396 wears kitty ears 24/7 and has applied to legally change his name to Catbert.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 23:52

>>397 wore a trench coat and all of his electronics made him look like an upgraded version of Inspector Gadget

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:17

>>398 attached electronic parts to his body, claiming to be "borgifyink" himself.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:18

>>399 read User Friendly even after it stopped being an Internet phenomenon.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:34

>>400 thought User Friendly ever was an Internet phenomenon.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 02:21

Even >>401's brain pancake crystal elderly

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 17:40

>>402 translated that to Swahili and back, just because he can.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 18:49

>>403 attempted to translate this thread into Lojban, but had to give up around >>402.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 23:46

>>404 covered every song in the "ITT we chose the wrong genre to cover a song" thread.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 00:51

>>405 would have preferred to make a 'Post Not Found' joke.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 01:45

>>406 found a "forbidden" joke to be not acceptable

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:34

>>407's life is dictated by the Three Laws of Robotics.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:15

>>408 once built a robot to write more Asimovesque short stories. It committed suicide.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 01:16

>>409 demands a moeblob robot waifu who will cosplay with him.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 04:26

>>410 built a Yuria 100 Shiki of his very own.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:44

>>411 Made a computer past the turing test because he is an expert at cross dressing.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 22:27

>>412 cross-dresses as Yuria 100 Shiki.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:03

>>413 is an expert at identifying cross-dressers.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:16

>>414 writes erotic "Sliders" fanfiction.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:22

>>415 visits fchan.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:45

>>416 bought a bear-suit pyjama so he could be closer to Lain.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 02:05

>>417 bought a Tauntaun sleeping bag so he could be closer to Luke.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 14:47

>>418 Built the world's fastest Segway. He set the speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Daytona raceway, and the Gainsville drag race.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 02:58

>>419

Leaves his computer on all night torrenting bizarre japanese fetish porn.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 08:07

>>420 is building a time machine with the express intention of sending BitTorrent technology and a large portion of bizarre japanese fetish porn into the early 90s to accelerate the development of bizarre japanese fetish porn.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 17:47

>>421 is funding that project.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 21:15

>>422 wears a panda suit and invites people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 00:52

>>423 Paid a plastic surgeon to turn him into a catgirl

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 02:08

>>424 was convinced a plastic surgeon to turn him into a catgirl free-of-charge.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 12:00

>>425 will wear a catgirl costume, free-of-charge

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 19:49

>>426 scans ukiyo-e plates and uses reaction images from them.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 18:25

>>427 gives his USB flash drives names like "Sparkle" and "Starburst"

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 18:29

>>428 scoffs at anyone who uses USB flash drives, and instead carries around multiple external hard drives.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 19:03

>>429 has a keyring of USB drives.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 23:54

>>430 Will recover your data from a crashed hard drive for free, so long as you have bizarre porn on it.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 02:20

>>431 will do it with or without the bizarre porn, because he loves hard drives that much.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 08:25

>>432 wept when his hard drive died, carries around its lifeless corpse in his pocket and calls it "onii-chama" during long dark nights at home, alone.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 09:29

>>433 is >>432 making a shameful confession.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 17:51

>>434 Is a van customizing nerd that made a copy of the 1980s Ninja Turtle van, A-team van, and a VW Microbus from some film about pot smokers.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 17:50

>>435 added warp nacelles to his van, and wired them up to light up realistically when the engine is running.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 19:34

>>436 was voted "most likely to be arrested for driving a consistent eighty-eight miles per hour in the middle of town during a thunderstorm"

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 20:17

>>437 drives at breakneck speed across the country looking for towns that resemble those from Pokemon games.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 14:48

>>438 is widely rumored to liek mudkips.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:56

>>439 has a party comprised of six Mudkips, each nicknamed one letter to spell the word "MUDKIP."

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 11:26

>>440 has taught himself carpentry in order to make as much mudkip-shaped furniture as humanly possible.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 18:23

>>441 Can quote the entire Chinpokomon South Park episode in 20 different languages.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 18:39

>>442 fitted an anemometer in his toilet so he could measure how hard he pees each time, then makes graphs using the data

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 19:27

>>443 did the same, and trying to correlate the measurements with sunspot cycles, the orbits of the planets, and stock market data.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 23:14

>>444 built a miniature replica of Stonehenge out of Sharp X68000 cases.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 02:36

Imported a X68000 computer at great expense just to play a Ginga Eiyū Densetsu strategy game he saw advertised in Login Magazine.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 21:42

>>446 cannot parse citation syntax because is posting from from an Atari Falcon.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 00:10

>>447 Remakes the worst Atari 2600 games for modern consoles. He just finishing making a Custer's Revenge remake for Nintendo wii.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 02:02

>>448 requested it and is even now practicing his hip-thrust action.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 04:57

>>449 is writing a GameFAQs guide for the Custer's Revenge remake.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 11:00

>>450 is a beta-reader for Custer's Revenge crossover fanfiction.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:41

>>451 Is offering a huge amount of money to the AVGN if he plays both the old and new Custer's Revenge, and does a side by side comparison of both.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 18:23

>>452 has written the movie script and is pitching it to major studios even now. Coming to theaters near you, summer 2012, CUSTER'S REVENGE! The biggest action blockbuster of the 21st Century!!!!!111one

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:09

>>453 is the world record holder in Custer's Revenge.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:16

>>454 Is the Chevrolet nerd who made sure his post number is the same as a famous Chevy engine.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:26

>>455 is actually >454

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 20:00

>>456 almost barely said "same person" because of its status as an old meme.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 20:22

>>457 and >>457 are the same person.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 09:56

>>458 has been having an identity crisis ever since an older version of him decided to travel back to the past to mooch off his younger self.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:41

>>459 writes mock-ups of barely operable software and then sells them on the internet proclaiming them to be "ALPHA AS FUCK"

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:57

>>460 uses Minecraft's redstone wires to build his SNES emulator.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 19:21

>>461 posted numerous videos of >>460's circuitry in action on youtube in 1080p.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:14

>>462 sells Blu-Ray recordings of 1080p YouTube videos of Minecraft on eBay, sending the video authors mocking messages every time he makes a sale.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 21:56

>>463 created a port of YouTube for Minecraft, mostly so that players would never have to leave the game to watch Minecraft videos.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 22:01

>>464 created a Minecraft mode for Emacs.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:20

>>465 browses the web in Lynx, fully aware that there are better text-based browsers out there but being too stubborn to switch. If there is a site he cannot display properly, he just never visits it.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 04:05

>>466 uses a Perl script to parse plaintext from every site he wants to visit, not even bothering to use decent formatting.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 17:40

>>467 has coded a better Minecraft in Befunge.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 22:59

>>468 Is a German nerd that hates Minecraft, so he created a virus to destroy it. It is called "Neincraft" and it also does the things mentioned in Weird Al's song Virus Alert.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 01:02

>>469 is a Japanese nerd who hates Germans, so he created a virus to counter ``Neincraft'' called ``Haicraft''.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 03:18

>>470's haicraft is full of eels.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 04:58

>>471 memorized Holy Grail really well, he can recite it right now, and have you ROTFLOL

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 06:10

>>472 used "ROTFLOL" on a BBS based off of 2ch.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 21:12

>>473 is porting his favorite dating sim to the Commodore 64.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 22:25

>>474 has made a Dwarf Fortress anime, manga, three video game spinoffs, convention,drama disc, anime based off of the game based off of the anime based off of the game, and a manga based off of that.

All by himself.

(No, he's not ZUN)

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 03:36

>>475 bought a +dwarven body pillow+ with an image of a dwarf in pig tail cloth. The dwarf is making a lewd gesture.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 06:34

>>476 played out the complete history of the Earth using nothing but Dwarf Fortress, from the beginning until now.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 09:40

>>477 is ZUN

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 20:05

>>478 achieved everything ZUN has ever done one morning before breakfast. Then he coded a program that will find the meaning of life in less than a millisecond of computing time.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 02:14

>>475 - >>479 care enough about ZUN to make jokes about Him.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 04:48

Whilst >>476 and >>477 did not make jokes about ZUN in this thread, >>480 knows that they have made jokes about him elsewhere as he devotes every second of every day to maintaining a database detailing every single precise moment of the lives of every single person who has ever used DQN.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 05:05

>>481 has outdone me. That, in itself, is nerdy.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 08:12

>>482 is proud of his nerdy e-penis. Or was, until >>481 came along.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:05

>>483 is president of the Weird Al Lookalike club.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:14

>>484 is ZUN, who dresses as Weird Al and makes demeaning jokes all to compensate for the fact that it failed to get >>476.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 21:02

>>485 is obsessed enough with ZUN to have painstakingly gained access to every single CCTV camera in any area he frequents, as well as having installed a few cameras of his own in ZUN's apartment. He is currently working on gaining similar coverage of Weird Al's activities.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:23

>>486's post number reminds him of his favourite old CPU, which still serves him well in his print server.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:51

>>487 recognized >>486's post number as an Intel model number.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 00:20

>>488 Edited the code of another board so he could 6502GET.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 15:58

>>489 was the one who discovered the F00F bug.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:03

>>490 porn collection consists of pictures of motherboards.

All of them are over 18 years of age.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:08

>>491 has seen all porn on the Internet, even of the most obscure fetishes

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:57

>>492 masturbates to keyboards.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 17:28

I find it fairly disturbing that my captcha is "sex". Really.
And I bet >>493 did that to me on purpose, to vicariously satisfy his captcha fetish.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 07:47

>>494 insists on being called Christ.

496 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:34

>>495 firmly believes that pokemon might be real.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:57

>>496 wants to show you his Pokeymans.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:07

>>497 said that before to a woman but meant it as a serious chatup line

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 09:12

>>498 has never talked to a woman before. Even his mother was too creeped out by him.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 09:27

despite literally hundreds of thousands of posts on dozens of boards over a period of time that is now almost a decade,
>>499
has never scored a significant GET

501 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 09:54

>>500 is the guy who caused Eternal September (and didn't even notice it)

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 11:18

>>501 insists on using his tripcode, everywhere, to the point that he's affixed to his back a gigantic cardboard slab painted #EFEFEF, with his tripcode in bright #CCFFCC, MS PGothic.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 13:34

>>502 used an expensive color calibrator to make sure the shade of paint matched up to a PC monitor response curve in fairly normal outdoor lighting, and was dissatisfied that it would not look exactly correct with even minor changes in lighting.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 14:54

>>503 Paints every room in hous house to look like the Tron game grid.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 16:53

>>504 Models for a pocket-protector catalog and is also the publisher of said catalog.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 02:07

>>505 has a pocket protector for all his pockets.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6365 14:30

>>506 Has a pocket protector with more extra functions than Batman's belt, Speed Racer's car, and Inspector Gadget's coat combined.

508 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 20:54

>>507 invented a mittens-protector to expand the basic functionality of pocket protectors.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6366 01:26

>>508 invented a wrapper class in Java called Mittens, its purpose of which is turning data types into strings and enclosing the resultant text in parentheses. He believes that in this way all data will become winter-safe, thus keeping it warm should it fall into disuse.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6366 07:29

I don't care if >>509 is a nerd because that is a brilliant idea

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6367 01:41

>>510 Is simultaneously coding 10 brilliant ideas out of jealousy >>508's accomplishment.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 13:19

>>511 Invented a virus that hacks into each sound princess ever built. I makes the sound of a young woman taking a loud enormous crap.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 12:11

>>512 is so geeky that he didn't have to look up what a "sound princess" is. He's also so geeky that he was afraid to seize the power-of-two-GET for fear it would make him look even more geeky.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6407 20:54

>>513 Invented a computer program that searches for boards like this, with threads that are going to have a significant GET number.

He has 666 666GETs bragging about his collection or Iron Maiden stuff.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 04:09

When all the regulars from >>514's favorite IRC channel had a meet-up, he was the nerdiest guy there.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:19

>>515 collects foreign coins

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 14:17

>>516 Invented a nerdy currency where all coins have a famous scientist or sci-fi author in them, and all of them are a power of 2 number.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 18:50

>>517 collects and eats devalued Zimbabwean currency, then writes online reviews about each vintage.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 19:26

>>518 prints devalued Zimbabwean currency from his mother's basement

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 19:40

>>519 calls the act of coitus "taking off every zig"

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 00:40

>>520 Beat Silver Surfer for the Nintendo NES. He didn't use an emulator or save states.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 01:42

>>521 is Norrin Radd (the chiptune artist).

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 02:19

>>522 knows every chiptune artist by name

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 02:20

>>523 is posting on 4-ch.net

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:47

>>524 can program directly to machine code.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 10:12

>>525 can read machine code.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:04

>>526 can read, write and debug machine code in his head.

528 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 22:43

>>527 was been turned into the machine code by an evil wizard in D&D.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 23:06

>>528 is responsible for the "I wish. It's machine code" image macro/meme from the Imageboard that Shall Not Be Named.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 00:11

>>529 is responsible for every single meme that originated from that board in 2005.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 00:17

>>530 dares to name That Board.

532 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:19

>>531 is torn between buying media to support artists and 'copying' it from WWW.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 01:21

>>532's fiber optic connection always finishes his downloads before he can make that decision.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 12:08

>>533's fiber optic connection terminates in an Ethernet plug that he connects directly to a socket in the side of his skull. ...wait a minute, did we wrap around from "nerd" all the way to "crazy awesome?"

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 05:34

>>534 runs every single one of his music files through professional audio tools just to make sure he gets perfect EQ.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 02:50

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 12:58

>>536 is CEO of Bang & Olufsen.

538 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6419 14:41

>>537 shouts, "Madre de dios! Es el pollo diablo!" on any occasion.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 15:34

>>538 fapped to the thumbnail of "Art class model" in >>536's link

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 16:33

>>539 carries pocketfuls of dissimilar items in order to show off his MacGuyver-esque skill set every chance he gets.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:03

>>540 gets an erotic thrill when his psychological stab-in-the-dark personal posts hit home. Also everyone calls him "nerdy" behind his back.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 19:01

>>541 has a cyberbrain.

543 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:27

>>542 has written an astonishing expose in his blog about hipsters, who began wearing his glasses after he switched to contacts.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:13

>>543's life story inspired someone in Kyoto to create Lucky Star.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 09:17

>>544 hunts with an antique 14th-century muzzle-loading hand cannon.

Sometimes it hits.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 11:18

>>545 Invented his own gun and took it to the firing range. It blew up half the building, and he was banned from all gun ranges after that. The people who witnessed it paid him a fortune for him to build more guns, enabling him to repair the gun range. >>545 also had enough money to build his own gun range, buy the first Spider Man comic book ever made, 28 animation cells from the most famous scenes in anime, 5 of the most famous Nissan GT-R models, and a house that has a copy of the interior of the Starship Enterprise. He still has enough money in the bank to retire comfortably.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 18:12

>>546's rambling, too-detailed messages comprise the majority of Larry Niven's fan mail.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6423 04:11

>>547 did the math that proved the Ringworld was unstable.

549 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6423 08:21

>>548 has a T-shirt with a sarcastic regular expression.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 22:58

>>549 Has a protector of pocket protectors

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 23:56

>>550 is greatly fond of jokes involving recursion.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 01:10

>>551 giggles like a school girl at jokes hidden in google, such as http://www.google.com/search?&q=the+loneliest+number

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 03:54

>>550 is greatly fond of jokes involving recursion

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 17:56

>>553 bought a Malibal Satori for $1300 solely to play Touhou.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 20:54

>>550 is greatly fond of jokes involving recursion

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 20:55

>>555 is currently browsing DQN on his work computer.

...and has entered into an infinite recursion of time.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 21:13

>>556 has just informed us, if I understand him correctly, that >>555 has entered into an infinite recursion of time.

558 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 22:50

>>557 can't grasp the reason why his colleagues never laugh at his jokes.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 23:45

>>558 watches The Big Bang Theory.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 00:19

>>559 is the only one of his friends who understands the science briefly expounded upon in The Big Bang Theory, and can be quite annoying when he goes on to explain loop quantum gravity or superstrings.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 00:34

When >>560's friends want to push his buttons, they talk about string theory.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 11:48

When >>561's friends want to pull his strings, they talk about buttons--in which he has nearly an autistic level of interest.

563 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6430 23:07

>>562 enjoys a privilege of receiving a daily wedgie.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 02:40

>>563 prefers getting a kancho rather than a wedgie.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 02:47

>>564's future daughter will come to know the strange hijinks of Pants Man.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 04:28

>>565 takes pains to never go anywhere outside of walking distance unless he can make it sound like he beamed in on a Federation transporter while everyone was looking away.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 08:15

>>566 lives in Stephen Hawking's backyard, teaching himself lockpicking on every door in the house and leaving inspirational gifts and letters for his favourite physicist in the exact centre of every room.

568 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6435 15:07

>>567 has a professional digital camera and a collection of expensive lenses (which he carries with him on every Japanese Pop-culture convention).

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 18:43

>>568 probably doesn't know what day it is.

570 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6436 21:23

>>569 decorated his wardrobe as TARDIS.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:49

>>570 has more anime cosplay clothes than normal clothing.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 22:16

>>571's normal clothing consists completely of bell-bottomed striped pants, which he wears with the belt just below his armpits, and colorful plaid shirts.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 21:56

>>572 Has a shape-shifting device that is is clothing. He can reprogram it to be any style he wishes, and can change styles in .01 seconds.

However, >99% of the time, it is a basic lab coat with a pocket protector.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 18:39

>>573 was voted "most likely to be eaten by a grue" by the members of his Pascal class.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:07

>>574 was voted "most likely to consider Pascal a new-fangled useless gimmick" by the members of his Fortran class.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:48

>>575 advertised a class called "Writing Device Drivers in Brainfuck and INTERCAL" and no one showed up.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 03:21

>>576 posted to a newsgroup asking whether anybody would like to help him write an OS in Brainfuck and/or INTERCAL, but no one replied.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 03:32

>>577 created a newsgroup related to writing OSes in Brainfuck and/or INTERCAL

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 07:03

>>578 earns a six-figure income as a COBOL programmer.

580 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6443 14:13

>>579 actively develops Furtran for a certain fandom.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 18:49

>>580 cosplays as a punchcard at conventions.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 03:25

>>581 insists on referring to the Falklands War as the "Argentinian Liberation of British Patagonia Meridional"

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 19:21

>>582 insists on referring to the Falklands War as the "attempted Argentinian Liberation of British Patagonia Meridional". Gotta be precise, yo.

584 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6448 22:00

>>583 insists on referring to the Falklands War as the "Liberation of Falkland Islands by Her Majesty's Armed Forces"

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 22:30

>>584 has a mint condition copy of Up The Falklands! Cartoons From The Royal Marines in his collection of cartoon strip books.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 22:27

>>585 runs a Twitter-to-telegram conversion service.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 20:05

>>586 knows how to make incredible hidden camera videos without getting caught.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 01:36

>>587 regularly posts on online textboards

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 19:07

>>588 is an infomaniac.

590 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6454 19:38

>>589 can't choose between two different yet geeky glasses... just like >>590!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 21:44

>>590 is 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 10:53

>>591 Knows what will happen if magical girl anime characters from different series fight each other. He wrote a 100 page book titled "Sailor Moon versus Card Captor Sakura."

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 14:39

>>592 owns the first edition of said book and has never once opened it in order to keep it in mint condition.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 20:35

>>593 owns three copies. One to read, one to keep in mint condition, and one to give to a friend.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 05:37

>>594 just put all previous posts to shame with that horrific quote.

596 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6457 20:23

>>595 knows train schedules of all nearby stations.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 13:40

>>596 is Densha Otoko.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 15:07

>>597 is still wearing a fifteen-year-old t-shift that says "riot nrrrd."

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 20:33

>>598 thinks there's no place like 127.0.0.1.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 22:30

>>599 Has been banned by more Subaru discussion forums by constantly posting "EVO is #1!"

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 00:48

>>600 visits English-language discussion boards to post "HELLO YANKEE! I AM HAPPY JAPANESE! ^________^" and he does it so much that he forgot to seize the 600GET.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6460 00:48

When >>601 heard that Osama bin Laden was killed, his first reaction was to post on internet forums about how shameful it was that people in the US were celebrating and dancing in the streets at the grisly death of a human being.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 00:45

>>602 took photos of himself for the "choking" and "cut-throat" gestures on this page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gestures

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6463 16:14

>>603 Invented a device to make his middle finger look like E.T.'s finger, making the gesture that much more effective.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6463 18:17

>>604 I call it the "Finglonger". Also, you're a total nerd.

606 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6464 00:34

>>605 knows which episodes of Futurama mention a finglonger device.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 02:20

>>606 correctly referred to "episodes", as the Finglonger appears in more than one episode.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 04:04

>>607 plans on inviting >>606 over to watch an all-day marathon of the Futurama episodes with the Finglonger in them.

609 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6468 22:14

>>608's doorbell has more than one button on it.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 02:01

>>609's sex doll has more than one button on it, all custom mods.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 23:29

>>610 knows everything there is to know about sex dolls, even when they belong to other people. ESPECIALLY when they belong to other people.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 15:14

>>611 Built a machine that demolishes one old growth forest every time a crappy movie is released that is made boring by environmentalism. He demolished 2 old growth forests because he hated Avatar so much.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 23:35

>>612 Was angry that his parents sent to him to a Christian private school. In order to get kicked out, he replaced every Bible passage that said "By the power of God" and stuff like that with "By the power of Castle Greyskull."

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 01:07

>>613 Took pictures of himself ejaculating on a He-man action figure.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6491 23:25

>>614 provided the context for each de-geso in http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13270872

It took him all day, but it needed to be done.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 02:11

>>615 rewrote the Linux kernel in brainfuck for kicks.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 05:08

>>616 secretly writes compilers for every other language in Brainfuck, treating his strange hobby as the ultimate techno-fetish.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 02:42

>>617 writes compilers, and that's already pretty nerdy.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 03:24

>>618 obsessively three-starred all of Angry Birds just to "prove" that casual games are easy and they suck

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 10:32

>>619 wrote a C program for the perfect Ninja Gaiden speedrun. He only needs to slightly alter five lines of code in order for it to fit any other video game in existence.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 10:33

>>620 is a quine.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 12:13

>>621 burned >>619's program and several variants to flash memory and hacked a Genesis controller to run it so he can look fucking amazing at playing his entire collection.

623 Name: o(_)o : 1993-09-6493 12:26

>>622 obsessively researches and creates new combinations and permutations of Japanese chat-style emoticons, such as o(_)o

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 18:59

>>623
Has over one million custom tripcodes just for DQN.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 20:25

>>624 can turn any text into a tripcode and vice versa with a single thought, even secure ones.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6494 14:59

>>625 is so nerdy he made a () face as he was typing that.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6494 18:53

>>626 has a keyboard that is wired to play the MLP theme song on hitting the Enter key.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6494 22:15

>>627 has over 100 different types of doors in his house, from all over the world. and changes them every month.

629 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6495 09:48

>>628 recorded a video for Life in a Day about the dullness of his life.

...which was then overlooked by editors.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6495 11:18

>>629 can sit in one spot for days on end.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6495 20:25

>>630 would know, having implanted a tracking device in >>629's left buttock years ago and tabulated the data from it ever since.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6496 14:43

>>631 sells and provides tech support for left-buttock tracking technology. His DRM makes very sure the device will self-destruct exactly 128 hours after being implanted anywhere but a left buttock, inadvertently making it popular with assassins.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6496 16:16

>>632 has an ever-growing collection of left-buttocks, sawn off expensive anime figurines.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6496 18:55

>>633 makes the anime figurines that >>632 saws off.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6496 20:45

>>634 flew to Japan in order to attend a Nanoha doujin convention, taking a taxi from the airport to the exhibition centre and back again. He bought three doujins, so the trip was totally worth it.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6496 21:50

>>635 owns the booth where >>634 bought all three doujins.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6496 23:08

>>636 drew the doujins while cosplaying as Nanoha.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 00:17

>>637 initially fucked up the cosplay, but got it right after a 48 hour marathon.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 10:20

>>638 Was able to do that by using that fat hiding technique in Tenjo Tenje

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 10:30

>>639 is responsible for capturing and submitting most every quote on bash.org.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 12:50

>>640 compiled the biggest fortune file ever made.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6498 07:30

>>641 was the only contributor to >>640's file. He also copy-edited the whole thing, starting with the deletion of ">>640 kilobytes of memory ought to be enough for anyone", the inclusion of which he considered both ill-advised and not nearly nerdy enough.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 01:29

>>642 wrote a tablecat cowfile

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 14:08

>>643 tabled a catwrite cow

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 19:26

>>644 has a Tablecat sticker on their laptop.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 19:39

>>645 wrote a 12000 words essay that is referenced in the "criticism" section of Wikipedia's entry on Spivak pronouns

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 21:02

>>646 knows the proper definition of pronoun and can repeat any online or popular definition of pronoun from heart.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 18:08

>>647 has memorized Morohashi's Kanji dictionary. If you give him a Unicode CJK codepoint, he can instantly tell you which page of which volume holds the character's entry, and will recite said entry from memory no matter what you might try to shut him up with.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 20:49

>>648 is that guy who knows how to find exactly the right AA for any post but has vehemently insisted that he will take his secret to the grave.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 21:50

>>649 is the guy who has vowed to rob >>648's grave, extract his brain and analyse all the memory engrams. He has already written a complete software suite for the third step.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 21:57

>>650 has already constructed a device which electrically and chemically stimulates inactive brains using a series of membranous interfaces, which he will sell to >>649 at an extraordinary price.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 20:30

>>651 Is the biggest Moonie in the world.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 20:44

>>652 writes furry slash fanfiction about Reverend Moon as an anthro rabbit and Ban Ki Moon as a sheep. Fanart for his story sold for over $25,000 at the last convention auction.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 23:18

>>653 mooned >>652.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6504 13:35

>>654 took pictures of the event from a Russian spy satellite and sold them to satellite porn sites.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 05:08

>>655 spontaneously orgasmed at the thought of satellite porn sites. With their wide-open solar sails, those sluts are just asking for it ...

657 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6505 14:50

>>656 knows exact age of Bender (including all his time travels and such).

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 20:28

>>657 programmed an UTAUloid with the voice inflections of an awkward gaijin.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 20:48

>>658 felt that a Utah accent would be appropriate for a UTAHloid.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 13:47

>>659 has a massive database containing phonetic details of every English language accent he has ever heard.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 18:01

>>660 has a vocaloid library containing his own dialect of English.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 19:41

>>661 knows what vocaloid is.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 21:01

>>662 attends Miku Hatsune live performances.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 00:34

>>663 made the 3D holograms for the performances.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 00:39

>>664 Riveted Super Mecha Death Christ to a cross.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 14:18

>>665 organized a protest against anti-loli regulation, but sadly only he showed up.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 14:44

>>666 is so nerdy that he failed to seize the Number-of-the-Beast-GET.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:48

>>667 pretends to not be nerdy enough to appreciate that the whole Number-of-the-Beast thing isn't nerdy at all, as opposed to powers of two. Also, 1010011011.

669 Name: CYOA Protagonist : 1993-09-6509 20:37

>>668 Participates in Choose-Your-Own-Adventures

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 01:55

>>669 thinks eroge are more than just weeaboo CYOAs with sexy time. And failed to seize the 69get.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 20:46

>>670 blogs about PC98 eroge.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 01:23

>>671 prefers PC88 eroge

673 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6511 10:06

>>672 had a hentai ROM cartridge for his Sega.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 11:32

>>673 ports modern eroge to the Atari 2600.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 16:11

>>674 likes to play Custer's Revenge.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 16:23

>>675 coded a 3D remake as a Minecraft mod.

677 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6511 23:36

>>676 uses a strap to hold his glasses in place because the lens weigh almost as much as him.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 00:56

>>677 Made an eroge that was even more shitty than Night Shift urses.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 04:06

>>678 is asexual.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 06:43

>>679 can play a full Starfleet Battles game by himself, without ever referencing a rulebook.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 11:01

>>680 saw "Night Shift Ursas" and immediately concluded it was a furry eroge involving bear-people, because that's an obsession of his.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 19:25

>>681 dreams of one day publishing his bear-people eroge at Comiket, where his application has been rejected for the past fifteen years.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 23:11

>>682 reviews obscure video games in an AVGN-wannabe style, but due to his utter lack of social and acting skills, every scatological joke is given in a muttered, deadpan monotone.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 01:01

>>683 Bought loads of real buffalo diarrhea to make his AVGN impersonation that much better.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 01:53

>>684 Wacthes AVGN.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 02:28

>>685 prefers the Irate Gamer.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 14:01

>>686 has devoted his life to becoming the perfect Chester A. Bum impersonator.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 14:16

OH MY GAWD, >>687 is the nerdiest poster I've ever seen in my life!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 15:38

>>688 Understands the "nerd irony" of shows like Azumanga Dioah.

690 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6513 16:26

>>689 tries to educate people through his funny but practical youtube videos. It was quite a disappointment that only other nerds was watching them for entertainment.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 00:07

>>690 creates and fills in TVtropes pages for manga titles that haven't been translated at all.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 11:03

>>691 creates and fills in TVtropes pages for manga titles that don't actually exist, making him not only a nerd but also a troll.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 18:50

>>692 deletes valuable information from TVtropes pages for existing and translated manga titles while inserting meaningless banter, using hundreds of sock puppets on several dozen proxies. He started trying to do the same on Wikipedia, but accidentally got himself elected to admin for it.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 18:56

>>693 secretly used >>535's effort to track down all those unknown extras, investing considerable time and money in a database of Southern California citizenry of the 90s at a level of detail that even the FBI wouldn't bother to put together.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 19:51

>>694 is writing a Dr. Who/New My Little Pony crossover fanfiction.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 19:42

>>695's MENSA application was rejected because he attached an essay detailing everything that was wrong with their IQ tests.

697 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6523 23:43

>>696 is a proud leader of ttp://anime.scripts.mit.edu/

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:37

>>697 enjoyed Urotsukidoji.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 08:46

>>698 writes La Blue Girl fanfic.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 09:04

>>699 wanted to insult himself to get >>700, but was too prideful.

701 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6524 10:05

>>700 also plans to seize >>714, because the result of division by 42 is a prime number.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 17:33

Just look at what >>701 said!

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 22:02

>>702 likes reading about technology from time to time.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 23:35

>>703 wears glasses that are regarded by most as dated.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 00:41

>>704 Has a robot that is on trial at robot court for violation of Asimov's laws.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 01:20

>>705 traveled all the way from Aurora to sit on the jury for that case. Also, >>705 is infinitely more nerdy if he got that reference.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 01:54

>>706 hasn't yet realized it, but 706 is the ugliest number in this thread.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 09:42

And >>707 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 10:27

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710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 14:35

>>709 Built flight capable angel wings in order to crossplay as his favorite bishoujo anime girl.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 15:19

ends everything he says with de geso~

even among officials and serious businessmen.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 11:17

>>711 hans out in front of the store that shares a name with his GET.

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714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 16:45

>>713 are you following me around the internet? That's so weird... I mean the masturbating with my ex-girlfriend's tights on in the kitchen, I was talking about that yesterday

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716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 08:12

>>714 and >>715 are responsible for most crossovers in DQN.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 12:10

>>716 is responsible for most yuri fanart at Danbooru.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 12:27

>>717 runs Danbooru.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 13:59

>>718 wrote the source for Danbooru.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 14:44

>>719 is Dan Buru.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 14:50

>>720 has an account with over 1TB of uploads on Danbooru.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 16:20

>>721 keeps correcting people who don't pronounce "booru" as "boh-ru".

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 16:21

>>722 can create a phonetic spelling for anything.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 12:24

>>723 is obsessed with the cartoon series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 12:57

>>724 is always the first to create Rule 34 of any new cartoon.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 14:37

>>724 It's true. :)

>>725 has searched out Rule 34 of every cartoon.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 16:36

>>726 writes a list of characters before hunting down rule34 for his evening fap.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 19:16

>>727 often researched how to cast spells when he was a kid.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 21:45

>>728 can't pass the Turing test.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6534 21:55

>>729 browses DQN on LoseThos.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:31

>>730 Created a Cheetah Men game that is worth playing.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 02:24

>>731 made a bugfix patch for Cheetahmen II

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 04:41

>>732 made a remix of the music of Cheetahmen II which subsequently became big in Japan.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 11:26

>>733 cosplays as various Cheetahmen characters at anime conventions.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 16:00

>>734 writes Cheetamen II slashfic and posts it at the Pit of Voles.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 19:30

>>735 does fanart of >>734's work and posts it on Deviantart and Danbooru.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 19:57

>>735 drew >>736's waifu.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 20:30

>>737 is >>736's waifu. wait, what?

739 Name: ڤ( l ‿ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6537 20:50

>>738 makes simple things overcomplicated.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 23:06

>>739 Makes the biggest overanalysis of every new movie within minutes of leaving the theater.

741 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6537 23:10

>>740 is the founder of the ttp://vndb.org/ web-site.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 03:28

>>741 is the founder of the http://www.agnph.com/ website.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 12:46

>>742 is Tim Berners-Lee.

744 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6538 14:16

>>742
I'm not. If I was, it'd be rocking so much more!

>>743 is the "beta tester" of bullies' latest "inventions".

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 20:27

>>744 is !ESpeoN/nPA

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 23:20

>>745 is ( ˃ ˂), and apparently wrote almost every post on DQN himself.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 00:08

>>746 is i@ÉEj, and he personally wrote nearly every post on DQN between circa September 5100th and September 5339th, 1993.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 01:44

>>747 is a Panda

749 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 10:43

>>748
Made himself a XXXL t-shirt with ttp://twitter.com/503 printed on it.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 13:53

>>749 does not know how to post URLs in non-2ch style.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 01:10

>>751 Has a huge shirt which has the instructions for loading a C64 game.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 20:26

>>752 can create text art of Yui in under 30 seconds.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 01:30

>>753 took a silkscreening class just to reproduce all of Yui's t-shirts and wear them.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 08:46

>>754 ripped off >>753's hard work for his Cafepress store. Less than two weeks later, both of them got Cease & Desist letters from Kyoto.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 20:41

>>755 submitted all the photos and screenshots of old operating systems displaying the Wikipedia home page.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 20:55

>>756 laughs at what an amateur >>755 is, seeing as how he neglected to include screenshots of all the operating systems that really matter (i.e. the ones coded by >>756 in his spare time).

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 03:59

>>757 submitted the screenshots of >>755's operating systems.

759 Name: ڤ( l ‿ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6547 10:07

>>758 makes viruses for >>756's operating systems.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 13:58

>>759 documents these viruses, giving them titles and creating wiki pages for each of them, updating the version numbers regularly.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 05:18

>>760 is the lead admin of the wiki devoted to >>756's operating systems that >>759 edits, whose iron-fisted micromanagement of the wiki and arbitrary bannings led dissenters such as >>758 to form their own wiki, ostensibly to defend the free flow of information regarding >>756's operating systems.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 07:05

>>761 provides a tracker for torrents of all operating systems coded by >>756, and all viruses made by >>758. He has named each torrent file after Brainfuck quines.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 17:39

>>762 edits the creation dates and names of pictures saved down from 4chan to make them appear several years older than they actually are, just so he can show off what an oldfag he is to his tiny circle of online acquaintances.

764 Name: ڤ( l ‿ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6551 21:12

>>763 boasts that he had made his own little chan before that horrible Trevorchan/Kusaba plague.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 18:37

>>764 is setting up buttchan.net even as we speak.

766 Name: ڤ( l ‿ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6552 19:10

>>765 blushed when he was typing "butt".

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 10:20

>>766 blushed when he was typing "ڤ( l ‿ l ),T".

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 13:23

>>767 has been feverishly refreshing on buttchan.net in order to post "FIRST!"

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 14:09

>>768 posts "FIRST!" on youtube

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 17:14

>>769 reads Ars Technica articles religiously, only posting comments to complain and nitpick when he actually understands the topic, which is actually not that often.

771 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6553 19:43

>>767, I... well, I smiled actually...

>>770 is an editor of IEEE Spectrum.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 02:02

>>771 purchases IEEE Spectrum and checks >>770's editing work for any grammatical or spelling errors. He knows there is only a slim chance of ever finding any, but he still persists with every issue.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 04:41

>>772 wrote a rhyming Animaniacs fan-song to help him remember the periods of Japanese history.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 05:03

>>773 posted a chiptune version of it on multiple video-sharing sites.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 11:53

>>774 posted a video of himself singing the song on Youtube. IN the video he is crossplaying as Dot.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 00:17

>>775 has received enough checks from Donald Knuth to live comfortably for a year.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 01:09

>>776 Could not be changed by the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 15:11

Whenever >>777 doesn't post to DQN, he continues working on his plans to build a working Degenatron console with all the features advertised in GTA: Vice City. The schematics are almost complete, but hunting down the vintage 1986 breadboards is proving difficult.

779 Name: ڤ( l _ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 09:43

>>778 is trying to hide that he's quite envious that >>777 got the RUCKY NUMBER GET.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 21:26

>>779 Has every Game A Vision game and console variant

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 18:14

The moment a new hit song comes out, >>780 covers it with Mario Paint Composer.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 15:46

>>781 The hallways in >>781's house work like world 8-4 in Super Mario Brothers. If you don't walk through them in the correct order, you will suddenly be at >>781's front door.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 16:10

The interior of >>782's home is only accessible through a large, green, stylized pipe.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 01:16

>>783 Is an action and spy movie nerd that has a fancy biometric lock on his front door. The sewer underneath his house has numerous death traps because in action movies, secretly entering a building through the sewer is a common plot in action movies. His air condition ducts are filled with Van Der Graff generators to zap intruders and sanitize air at the same time.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 04:10

>>784 posts on /dqn/!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 07:39

>>785 looks up to >>244

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 12:45

>>786 hunts for the big whoop.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 14:44

>>787 wants to be Weird Al Yankovic when he grows up.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 15:56

>>788 sold Weird Al's autograph to >>787 on ebay.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 22:29

>>789 Made a fortune by making fake Weird Al signed memorabilia.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:51

>>790 bought it.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:15

>>791 starts powerlevel threads.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 19:38

>>792 Likes Dragon Ball Z and South Park equally, so he will take a crap that is over 9000 Courics

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 22:36

>>793 wrote a long, scathing email to Squeeks admonishing him for allowing the "ITT The Previous Poster is Socially Awkward" thread to stay up when its content overlaps almost entirely with this thread.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 10:49

>>795 likes to wait 85 seconds for the captcha to refresh instead of 60 because he thinks an aged captcha is better than a new cheap one.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 17:16

>>795 also waits for 85 seconds between posts without refreshing captcha, so that his captcha is vintage.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 17:51

>>796 was one of the first hellbans on Something Awful. To this day, he still doesn't realize it.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 19:22

>>797 hopes u got 10 bux.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 19:54

>>798 despises unoriginality.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 21:54

>>799 openly sneered about not getting 800get, but secretly was disappointed.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6605 23:51

>>800 is quite a geek to think that >>800 GET is important or anything.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 00:14

>>801 is president of Caltech's EGL Lightsaber Dueling club.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 11:22

>>802 is a world champion of the Unicycle Jousting Tournament.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 12:18

>>803 is aware of the Unicycle Jousting Tournament and cheers on >>802 every year.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6606 12:51

>>804 became interested in unicycle jousting and is looking for the best unicycle available on the mass market.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 00:50

>>805 earns a respectable income, but 90% of it goes towards anime, so >>805 eats ramen every meal.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 10:59

>>806 's personal hygiene is questionable.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 22:39

>>807 imports bad (yet highly expensive) Japanese Techno CD's just to complain about them on his blog.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 23:37

Screams, "THE WHEEL OF FAT IS TURNING" every time he starts something.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 02:01

>>809 is too abstractly-minded for his own good.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 03:27

>>810 Dropkicked the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite facepaint Left Bank Kenneth Emma R-A-D-A Rainer Werner - Cokeheads cokeheads cokeheads

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:02

>>811 bought the most expensive air brush to colour his favourite figurine.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 08:20

>>813 molested his pets to unite with his fursona.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 11:57

>>812 keeps an entire copy of the Common Lisp HyperSpec in his mind and has dedicated content-addressable neural networks for quick access to it.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 20:42

>>813 measures time in decimal fractions of September.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:47

"I've always wanted to have all my holes filled with dozens of ochinchins"

                                                              ->>815

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 16:48

>>816 Can add lyrics to any 8-bit song anyone requests.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 11:04

>>817 uses a Steel Battalion controller to drive a Roomba around while making Gundam noises.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 22:55

>>818 just formulated any nerd's perfect life.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 16:12

>>819 takes regular intravenous caffeine injections.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6663 20:01

>>820 Is the world's biggest Brony, that was determined by the value of all his My Little Pony collectibles

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 21:30

>>821 started collecting My Little Pony, Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, and Jem merchandise years ago, hedging his bets that one of them would eventually get rebooted and become insanely popular.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 03:13

>>822 Made an independent film that glorified the '80s My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, and Care Bears and bashed the reboot versions that came decades later in such a snobby way, that the N.Y. Times hired him to be a film critic.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 10:15

>>822 is working on a roguelike where you're not War but rather Pestilence. Also, they're all ponies.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 11:54

>>824 won't shut the fuck up about ponies.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 12:05

And when >>825 had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and beheld a pale pony: and his name that sat on him was Death, and awkward, thread-ending posts followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the Internets, to kill with sarcasm, and with stale copypasta, and with overused memes, and with the lolcats of the earth.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 03:36

>826 eats ramen every meal not because he likes it or can't afford food, but because he is under the mistaken impression that all ramen is made by a company that trademarked the recipe for ramen, and they advertise in every anime and manga. That's why he has all the packages in his room, they are collectors' items, not trash. He bought the '76 Top Ramen Limited Winter Edition shrimp/chicken gift pack from before they changed the package design off ebay as an investment in order to secure the funds to purchase a genuine '32 Daimyo stainless steel diesel-powered noodle maker of the factory design.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 07:25

>>827 authors Youtube poops of obscure cartoon shows from his childhood.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 01:49

>>828 created a moe anthropomorphization of Moe Anthropomorphism itself.

The national guard has been called in, but they're mainly there to aid the evacuation effort.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 01:54

>>829 changed his name to Moe Anthropomorphization, and is trying to talk his girlfriend into changing her name to Tsundere.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 04:40

>>830 collects the fart gas from his fat ass for experimental homemade bomb construction.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 05:59

>>831 is making a life-size replica of that japanese town used for background images in Lucky Star with only bricks made from his shit.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 13:46

>>832 Built Crystal Tokyo 2999 using empty beer bottles.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 14:49

>>833 drinks alcohol-free beer in hopes to become more mature.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 17:04

>>834 drinks beer-free alcohol in the name of efficiency.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 22:28

>>835 finds it difficult to partake in his favorite alcoholic concoctions without donning steampunk garb.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 00:30

>>836 Knows how to make a text to speech voice become funny.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 01:10

>>837's roflcopter goes "soi, soi, soi."

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 01:41

>>838 has spent many a bored night spamming his group's Ventrilo channel with various such absurd things.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6683 15:41

>>839 invented Ventrilo harassment, and still wears a ratty old Duke Nukem t-shirt that says "I've got balls of steel."

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 18:06

>>840 Wears a mask that has a perfect ahegao facial expression on it.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 18:07

>>841 just might be the mythical Second Dokyun.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 19:15

>>842 always begins his phrases with "sudo", because he wants to sound important.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 20:47

>>843 is too cool for Ubuntu.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 10:49

>>844 wears a t-shirt that says "Linux is for people who hate Bill Gates. FreeBSD is for people who love UNIX."

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 13:23

>>845 Every time NASA finds another planet that resembles Earth, he shoots it with his Genesis Device. One time he accidentally pulled the trigger twice, destroying a great civilization.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6688 23:53

>>846 misread "Tandy corp." as "Tsundere" and has spent the last thirty-three years trying to melt the ice around his computer's heart.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 15:24

When >>847 makes chiptunes, he uses a genuine sound chip every time. He built a music machine that has a SID, Paula, YM2612, and 41 other retro sound chips

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 16:35

>>848 gigglesnorted when he typed that.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 05:51

>>849 corrects people that say "GNU/Linux" by saying "GNU, Linux, X, and many other essential components are part of a modern OS, and Linux as a collective term works well enough."

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 08:24

>>850 can name which licenses all of those software packages use, and recite the licenses from memory.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 08:56

>>851 spends Christmas on DQN.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 12:02

>>852 spends Christmas on DQN.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 12:13

>>853 promised himself to spend Christmas alone, but went to DQN nonetheless.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 12:14

>>854 was there to welcome >>853.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 14:56

>>855 Goes to costume parties as Error from Zelda 2.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 18:21

>>856 goes to parties cosplaying as Sailor Moon--whether they are costume parties or not.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 23:03

>>856 goes to parties cosplaying as Sailor Moon, without shaving his Unix beard before.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 12:54

>>858 Invented a beard that can change its own shape with robotic hair.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:11

>>859 Is a pocharu otaku with a 150 KG realdoll.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6697 08:54

>>860 believes that he's "VIP quality" just because he knows where the secret area of VIP quality is.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 00:06

>>861 relies on his own judgement to decide whenever something is VIP quality or not.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6698 15:07

>>862 is always VIP QUALITY.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6699 13:57

>>863 wrote Unix drivers for >>858's beard, but ran into trouble securing the naming rights for his invention.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 01:31

>>864 Played every NES game with the Power Glove to see what doesn't work. After he did that, he got his Famicom to NES adapter to see what would happen with Famicom exclusive games.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 16:18

>>865 hacked >>858's computers to take over his robotic Unix beard and control it with >>864's NES Power Glove.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 18:20

>>866 Used an LJN Rollin' Rocker to control a Linux beard, the result was that the Unix beard shaved itself.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 17:46

>>867 has been declared a hostile foreign power by the CIA after building a working, armed replica of the tank from Master Blaster.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 01:42

>>868 Has a Gibson Flying V guitar that actually flies, up to mach 2.2 at an altitude of 90,000 feet.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 01:53

>>869 killed himself, believing he would go to Gensokyo and meet an unnamed book-reading youkai.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 02:03

>>870 is a cyborg, but that's OK.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 14:29

>>871 Attached a microchip to his brain so he can control machinery without even pushing a button or giving a voice command.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 16:41

>>872 hacked the microchip in >>871's brain and took over his body remotely, and made him dance down the street naked except for a top hat singing "Hello My Baby" until the cops showed up to drag him away.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 16:57

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 19:57

>>874 is John C. Brandstetter, longing to recapture the good old days of *zark*ing FEKA goons.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:54

>>875 can't really believe in himself. But he'd really love to.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 23:56

>>876 Loved Top Gun and After Burner games so much, he built a jet that looks like an F-14 Tomcat. However, his look alike is capable of vertical takeoff, stealth, and reaches speeds of Mach 3.5.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 16:47

>>877 has built a device which predicts coming changes in the Japanese economy by sniffing used schoolgirl panties with a robotic nose.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:04

When an anime company releases something that >>878 doesn't like, he hacks the Nikkei to lower the stock price to 1 yen per share.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 21:56

>>879 hacked the big wall displays at the New York Stock Exchange to say "AVAST YE SWABS, BANK OF AMERICA IS GOING UNDER," causing the 2007 sub-prime mortgage crisis and subsequent economic dislocations.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 08:51

>>880 contents himself with hacking airport information systems so that all flights with non-prime numbers will show on all screens as being cancelled.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 13:32

>>881 is a cartography nerd, and currently accepting corrections for his 1:1024 scale map of the United States.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 14:22

>>882 Lives in a castle that is shaped by a skull

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 18:17

>>883 was so inspired by >>876's jet airplane that he built one that does all the same things and also transforms into a giant robot.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 15:00

>>884 Makes fan games that feature NES characters, however, the levels they are in are insanely difficult.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 14:34

>>885 Createst the worlds angriest bird

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 16:34

>>887 complains to every web-sight that didn't black out today.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:22

>>887 wishes he could have these sweet trips.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 15:13

>>888 can remember the first 400 digits of pi, but not the location of the g-spot.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 02:41

>>889 Built a copy of the GoldenEye laser. When it fires, another one of his inventions causes every TV station to say "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAHZOR!"

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 11:41

>>890 is so afraid of social contact that he avoids playing online games.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 01:44

>>891 Is a Real Drive otaku that has dinner with his darling waifu, and it is an enormous McDonald's burger.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 18:19

>>892 is an enormous geek about language games and puns, and is deliberately trying to confuse us about whether >>891's waifu is a McDonald's burger.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 18:24

>>893 is an enormous geek about programming languages and puns, and will deliberately try to confuse computer science freshmen about whether main() is a program's entry or a universal function designed to check pressure of the user's residential plumbing before proceeding.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 01:20

>>894 Calls Lina Inverse his waifu.
He does this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dinner-with-waifu-otaku-dates

And he brings 30 kilograms of food to the table.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 03:31

>>895 contributes financially to the Modern Cheezburger Society of Internet Culture.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:35

>>896 Hates a certain youtube game reviewer, so he created "Locomotive Breath Gamer Reviews" to make fun of him.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:38

>>897 knows about the hidden game on YouTube video pages that isn't the snake game.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 00:41

>>898 is able to recite every game over speech from every Metal Gear game.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 02:20

>>899 found the second /dqn/ on 4-ch all by himself.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 00:55

>>900 refused to seize the 900GET because he was afraid it might make us think he was even more nerdy than he actually is.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 12:27

>>901 makes his own chatbots, in order to feel less lonely without actually having to converse with other humans.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 02:53

>>902 makes chatbots that talk to one another, so that he won't have to.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 05:32

>>903 masturbates to Microsoft Comic Chat comics of bots talking with one another because finding doujins to wank off to is something he doesn't wish to get involved in.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 19:11

Whenever there is a power outage, >>904 plays Hunt the Wumpus by candlelight using punch cards.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 00:30

>>905 knows how to outrun the monster in SkiFree.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 18:41

>>906 Invented the world's silliest walk.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 21:15

>>907 can quote any Monty Python sketch verbatim.

909 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6757 00:38

>>908 is trying his best to organize Massive Multiplayer Offline game of DnD.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:57

>>909 LARPs while cosplaying.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 15:56

>>910 cosplays while writing Visual Novel modes for Emacs.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 19:11

>>911 doesn't suffer from Asperger's Syndrome--he enjoys every moment of it.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 22:05

>>912 has written a 700,000 word essay on his interpretation of the Touhou canon. Four of its readers promptly erected a shrine to him; the other one deconstructed his arguments in great detail on Nico Nico Douga.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 05:03

>>913 knew everything about every MLP incarnation by heart long before FiM and bronies was a thing.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 10:19

>>914 cosplays while writing Visual Novel modes for Emacs under an anaglyphic virtual terminal using the power glove and 3D glasses.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 10:30

>>915 Likes to put SOI sauce on his Asian food.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 13:48

>>916 has sold his stove to buy more RAM. He cooks his meals on his CPU heatsink instead.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 00:42

>>917 gigglesnorts when he says "RAM."

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 03:44

>>918 was afraid that people would realize that he was a nerd, were he to use the correct word, "snork".

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 21:03

>>919 loved the old "Snorks" cartoons when he was a kid, almost as much as the "Smurfs." And still writes elaborate fanfiction about both, thirty years later.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 16:42

>>920 Makes new equipment for the Atari 2600.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 16:53

>>921 built a Babbage Engine in a cave, using a box of scraps.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 02:26

>>922 Built a scale model of Arkham City that was so precise, the game's programmers were jealous of it.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 00:28

>>923 Saw the movie "Human Centipede" and the created a Human Millipede.

925 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 11:27

>>924 made 2/3 of posts in The previous poster is a computer (ttp://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1330541296).

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:11

>>925 prints his own Halloween costume parts on his RepRap.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:08

>>926 Uses a month-old laptop computer as a paperweight.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:23

>>927 asked >>926 to make him a custom Halloween costume. He wants to go to costume parties as the Intel BX chipset.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:37

>>928's idea of fun is discovering and abusing bugs in game physics engines, then uploading footage of them to YouTube.

930 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6765 23:32

>>929 explores the darkest corners of WWW.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 01:04

>>930 created them.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:25

>>931 liked them better when they were the darkest corners of CERN back in the day.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:58

>>932 is the only person outside of my private network that accesses my gopher server.

934 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6767 18:19

>>933 is a proud owner of http://dqn.bbs/

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:05

>>934 clicked that link and was disappointed that it did not lead to a whole new world of DQNity.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 15:50

>>935 has no need for a DNS server, as he simply memorises all the IP addresses he needs to visit.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 16:44

>>936 memorizes all the required IP addresses as a full 32-bit number.

[Is it bad that I still remember the IP addresses of Quartz and Abermud Flathead?]

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 21:55

>>937 still remembers the IP addresses of Quartz and Abermud Flathead. Which isn't bad, but it's very nerdy.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 21:42

>>938 counted Sir Lancelot's bounty during his assault on Swamp Castle.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 22:31

>>939 wrote a script to count it for him.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:15

>>940 Uses e-tanks for energy drinks.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:22

No Bard is as spoony as >>941

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:39

>>942 is Dr. Insano.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 15:05

>>943's doorbell plays a random file from his MP3 collection. In order to ensure true randomness in the selection algorithm, he has it hooked up to a plutonium source in the basement.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 14:13

>>944 Programmed a script that will automatically create a 3rd nerd thread the moment this thread reaches 999 posts.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 15:43

>>945 optimised >>944's script without his asking.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:51

>>946 Created a form of knee surgery so that people who took an arrow to the knee can once again become adventurers.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 07:43

>>947 founded a Legend of Galactic Heroes LARP group to have some use for his blonde wig collection.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 08:46

>>948 has vivid dreams about IRC.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 19:39

>>949 Is a Megaman nerd that uses a copy of Heat Man to light his cigarettes.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 20:14

>>950 is currently working out the mathematics necessary to envision a fourth-dimensional Rubik's Cube.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 03:11

953 Name: 951 : 1993-09-6796 11:02

>>952 can solve that in less than a minute.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 13:38

>>953 Doesn't age whiskey in barrels, he synthesizes each ingredient individually, so whiskey that would be aged 18 years would be made in less than 1 hour. He uses a beaker as a shot glass.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 14:23

>>954 After watching an episode of PSG, he made boxer shorts that can turn into grenades.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 16:22

>>955 has watched every episode of PSG and wants to cosplay as "Stocking." But he doesn't really have the legs for it.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 18:01

>>956 is the kind of anime otaku who frothed with nerdrage at the "animesque" trappings of Teen Titans and Avatar: The Last Airbender. When PSG and its westernised artstyle appeared, he took it as an omen of the impending apocalypse and built himself a bunker out of his beloved laserdisc collection.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6803 22:27

>>957 Has a room full of stuff from Spaceballs. To enter, you must type 1234 into the keypad, or use The Schwartz.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 17:08

>>958 Has at least 999 units of every fictional video game currency.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 16:38

>>959 dressed as a Homestuck character for Halloween.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 19:28

>>960 Dressed up as Garterbelt from PSG when he went to church and when he went to the disco.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 19:46

>>961 wears massive glasses and a pocket protector which he believes to be ironic about nerds, but the irony is on him.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 23:34

>>962 Took scenes from various adult anime, and created an AMV that features Whip It by Devo

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 22:57

>>963 is Mark Mothersbaugh.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 23:23

>>964 Knows every cliche from mecha anime, and animated them all at once.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 16:54

>>965 Punishes people in the name of the moon

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 17:48

>>966 moons people in the name of punishment.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 16:12

>>967 Created his own "Revenge of The Nerds" movie, but it was about the AVGN and friends taking revenge on people who produce really bad video games.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 23:41

>>968 didn't win any prizes since high school science fairs, so he works twice as hard on a time travel machine.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 00:01

>>969 faithfully follows Charles Atlas DYNAMIC-TENSION lessons

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:20

>>970 kicks sand in the face of muscular guys at the beach. The irony is sadly lost on them.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 10:03

>>971 Has a Zelda NES cart that is made of real gold.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 13:45

>>972 has a life-sized replica Lance of Longinus towering over his backyard. His neighbors use it to find their way around town without a map.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 16:25

>>973 Created the Maxwell Smart phone. It is a shoe that can be used as a cellphone, and run any Android app.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 16:40

iPցPj Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 17:09

>>975 posts in so many different threads on thousands of boards simultaneously, that sometimes he confuses one thread for another.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 21:45

>>976 has already designed an UI for Stephen Hawking for the case of complete paralysis.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 00:25

>>977 Stole an electrolarynx from a chain smoker, and made prank calls, pretending to be Stephen Hawking.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6827 18:47

>>978 autotunes Stephen Hawking lectures to make it sound like he's singing along to Touhou music.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6828 01:52

>>979 Creates Smurf fan fiction where Stephen Hawking is known as "Wheelchair Smurf."

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 20:50

>>980 Created a real life version of Angry Birds. The birds are albatrosses and the pigs are peccaries.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 20:59

>>981 is obsessed with the evil, evil deeds of Microsoft.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 21:37

>>983 works for Microsoft and hopes to continue following in Gabe Newell's footsteps.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 05:53

One of >>983's scripts automatically incremented the post number he had typed, even though he hadn't asked for it. The script is gradually becoming self-aware.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:17

>>984 Built his house with Tetris blocks.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 10:32

>>985 made the lawn in front of his house out of Lego sets.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 01:02

>>986 Is a perverted video game remixer. His latest song is a remix of Outrun - Magical Sound Shower. He calls it Golden Sound Shower.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:50

>>987 has several terabytes of hard drive space filled with video game remixes.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:22

>>988 Takes hit songs and replaces the rhythm with 8-bit sounds.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 18:55

>>989 Has an extremely humorous response for post 999.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 22:49

>>990 wants to be like James Rolfe but has no acting skill.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 22:52

>>991 Can name all of the independent movies made by James Rolfe.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 23:34

>>992 has an encyclopedic knowledge of every viral internet video ever made.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:32

>>993 Has a laboratory that covers 5 square miles, and Igor is an assistant there.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 18:11

The walls of >>994's house are painted with sprites of every type of 8-bit era enemy he has vanquished so far.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 14:08

>>995 Has beaten all those enemies, so he went back, and beat them again, except he only used the crappiest weapons in those 8-bit games.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 22:27

>>996 was also >>4, and posted >>996 so he would be the fourth person in the thread and the fourth from last person in the thread.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 08:53

>>997 has 500 ideas for this thread written already.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 08:58

>>998 has invented a waistband that electrocutes intruders.

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