[ITT] ITT we think of new sex positions [Deep Thought] (21)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 00:49

NAME: Rocky The Flying Squirrel
DANGER LEVEL: Moderate

The man swings as high as he can on a swingset, then leaps off at exactly the right time to launch himself erection-first at the woman, who is on her hands and knees facing away from the man and swingset. Thrusting may begin immediately after successful impact and penetration.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 02:19

NAME: THE TABLECAT
DANGER LEVEL: LOW

The receiver places themselves, legs open, on a table. The giver gives them head.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 23:07

NAME: The Guitar
DANGER LEVEL: DQN

The man should attach several strings from the tip of his penis to the balls, which are playable by the woman when erected using an erected clitoris, or her pussy lips holding a plectrum. Music ensues.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 23:59

NAME: A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial Life
DANGER LEVEL: None

A man makes a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughs extremely hard, hoping to be liked. They each drive home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.

The man who'd introduced them didn't much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 02:07

NAME: The flaming rotor-press
DANGER LEVEL: High

Victor Wooten rotates his bass guitar extremely quickly. The speed causes flames to appear, and the moving air exerts extreme amounts of pressure on the surrounding area.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 05:58

>>4
I wept silently.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:43

NAME: The ( ˃ ヮ˂)
DANGER LEVEL: None
Masturbate in your parents' basement while watching anime and crying.

8 Name: ( ˂ ヮ˃) : 1993-09-6241 20:53

NAME: Tuna
DANGER LEVEL: 1.3

The male becomes a shark and folds both halves of his penis forwards. Ejaculation occurs. Later, the female happens across the male's sperm packet and consumes a seal.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 22:05

NAME: The Anglerfish
DANGER LEVEL: Low for female, fatal for male

The male bites into the female. He begins to melt and fuse with her body, then slowly atrophies, losing his digestive organs, brain, heart, eyes, until only his testicles are left. The testicles release sperm when the female is ready to reproduce.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 15:09

NAME: The Lion
DANGER LEVEL: Extreme unless transportation is immediately available

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:00

>>10 Work some genitalia interactivity into that one and resubmit it, please.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:34

>>11
NAME: The Lion Genitals
DANGER LEVEL: Extreme unless other lions are immediately available

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION TRYING TO SHAG ANOTHER ONE, GET IN THE CAR

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:39

NAME: The ( ゚ ヮ゚)
DANGER LEVEL: Low
WARMTH: High

The woman wears 2 mittens, the man wears 3.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 00:10

NAME: The Slimer
DANGER LEVEL: low unless you cross the streams

A guy inserts green dye in his dick. He jizzes green spooge on someone, and it looks like The Slimer from Ghostbusters

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 09:22

株式会社キングドーム
http://www.kingdome.jp/

稲川会中島一家幹部中島順誠の息子中島唯博が社長

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:03

NAME: The DRAGONFORCE
DANGER LEVEL: Full retard

Lubricate your woman with petroleum jelly or anything that would make the most noise and proceed to insert your member. This is when you start screaming the lyrics and thrust at 100 strokes per minute, attempting to create the namesake's best hit, "Through the Fire and Flames." Half of the effort is keeping her in position, no matter how confused or angry she is, or how hard she's laughing.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 21:05

NAME: Glow in the Dark Butt Hat from Guam
DANGER LEVEL: High with possible jail time

Lubricate your head with glowstick juice and cram it up to your eyebrows in your partner's ass, then parade around at night asking people how much they like your new hat.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 07:00

>>16
100bpm is actually not especially fast. Think along the lines of ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH for an idea. If you want to capture the frantic pace of Through the Fire and Flames, you'll need to go at least twice that fast.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 00:24

NAME: The red cream
Danger level: crimson

The details are not important, but the end result must involve bloody semen.

20 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10359 21:08

NAME: The PIKACHU SWAP
DANGER LEVEL: Electrical hazard

Have the sex with one human being dressed as Pikachu, and the participants swap after a while, They take turns at being Pikachu.

21 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10360 18:53

If your girlfriend had the opposite gravity direction from you, what position would you use?
I guess I would use a bed that goes very close to the ceiling, and get ceiling as soft as bed, so that you two would lay really close to each other. After that it's just missionary.

What gravity would your kids have? I guess it mostly depends on what kind of food the mother eats.

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