Zodiac Conspiracy (14)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 09:16

In other news, the Elitist Superstructure has decided to shift Zodiac signs around. In what's considered to be a "shocking" move by the secretive group, founder of site, ( ˃ ヮ˂), comments:

"[It was]... just something that had to be done. So we made it happen."

DQN-standard Zodiac signs:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

I changed from Leo to Cancer, how about you?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 11:25

( ´ω`) You got cancer? You should've made your own clone before it was too late.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 11:48

Apparently, I'm a "Taurus".

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 20:38

/i thought squeks was the founderr

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 23:06

I'm a virgo in oh so many ways.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 23:30

I FOUND THIS
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41047777/ns/local_news-indianapolis_in/
I thought you were just making things up!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:12

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

NEXT: Heliocentric theory and what it changes about your beliefs.
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8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 14:19

Disasters Are Government's Conspiracy

http://book.geocities.jp/japans_conspiracy/01/p002.html#page14(2)

The arrogant Japanese government manipulates evil combinations of date puns and bullies regions of ethnic minorities.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 17:49

I knew it.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 22:58

Japanese conspiracy sites are great. Occult ones, too.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 02:05

>>8
Oh my. He's so crazy, it's like reading Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 18:17

Finally, my dream of being Ophiuchus has come true.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 21:38

I wonder what Espeon's Zodiac sign is.

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6712 22:15

>>13
It's Virgo!

Also, 14th post! I'm so happy now!

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