ITT the previous poster has an apocryphal medical condition (176)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 22:23

>>0 suffers from chronic non-existence.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 23:10

>>126 Has a prehensile penis

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:35

>implying that's a "medical condition" and not a genetic enhancement
>excuse me while OH GOD IT JUST GRABBED A PIPING HOT BAKED POTATO AND STUFFED IT UP MY ASS ;_;

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 00:38

>>128 thinks in greentext.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:43

>>129 sees all red as green, all green as blue, and all blue as red. But since this is something he was born with, he never figured out that this is something special, and so his mental definitions of "red", "green" and "blue" simply correspond to light of different wavelengths.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 16:56

>>130 has recurring fantasies about going back in time and becoming his younger self, retaining all his current knowledge, thinking about what he would do differently with what he now knows.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:23

>>131 secretes radioiodine from his sweat glands and tear ducts.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:56

>>132 has cancer of the imagination.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:10

>>133 is alergic to placebos

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:11

>>134 is allergic to allergies.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:27

>>135 is allergic to >>134.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 20:43

>>136 is allergic to himself.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:00

>>137 is physiologically incapable of coming up with a truly apocryphal medical condition. An allergy to oneself is merely a specific rare type of autoimmune response.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:00

>>138 has had his sense of humor surgically removed.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:43

>>139 has had his sense of touch surgically removed

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 05:25

>>140 is unable to sense the touch of a surgical implement, but his senses are otherwise unimpaired.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 15:18

>>141 has erectile dyslexia

143 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 17:00

>>142 suffers from dislynxia.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 18:13

>>143 suffers from apotemnophilia.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 08:02

>>144 is unable to read colours.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 11:00

>>145 is allergic to the emergency mittens.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:55

>>146's skeleton occasionally decides to forcibly exit his body and walk around scaring small children.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 23:20

>>147 Is unable to vote for politicians that aren't complete crap.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 08:05

All of >>148's toes are little toes.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 11:10

>>149's appendix is possessed by a demonic entity.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 12:00

>>150's kneecaps are made of sand.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 12:37

>>151 bleeds glass, which is not actually a liquid.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 14:03

>>152 bleeds liquid glass.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 17:16

>>153 was born with four arms.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 21:01

>>154 was born with a terminal disease that will kill him in, oh, 80 years or so.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 04:56

>>155 was born with a book holder growing out of his sternum.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 11:23

>>156 cannot by any means be made to believe that water, ice and snow are all the same substance.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:56

>>157 experiences shooting pains if he steps on the cracks in the pavement.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 17:40

>>158 Doesn't combust spontaneously, >>158 combusts whenever he plans on combusting and has matches.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 02:31

>>159's ears bleed upon hearing foul language.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 08:52

>>160's teats secrete eggnog whenever they are prodded with candy canes.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 13:17

>>161 suffers from sexual desperation.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7056 16:54

The smell of cinnamon causes an immediate and unavoidable fight-or-flight response in >>162.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 14:00

>>163 Appears on the TLC show called "My strange addiction"

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 14:00

>>164 has vivid multisensory hallucinations wherein everything he sees is made of cookie dough.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 00:47

>>165 had been arrested by cardiac.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 11:48

>>166 has the jibbers and twitches.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 14:49

>>167 has recurring flibberties.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 22:46

>>168 has a bad cough.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:18

Whenever a train passes, >>169 gets an erection which lasts until the next time a train passes

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 15:34

>>170 has both forms of yellow fever simultaneously.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:48

>>171's blood catches fire when exposed to air.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 21:07

>>172 legs start kicking the air whenever he's asked something personal.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8533 17:22

>>173 has a second vagina on her forehead that shoots fire every time congress accomplishes something.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8535 19:47

>>174 Isn't obese, >>174 just looks like a perfect Super Pochaco cosplayer.

176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 13:37

>>175 got a bad case of Czech Neck from all that Cake

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