ITT The Previous Poster is an Asian Stereotype (228)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 04:54

>>0 contributes nothing, thanks to playing Starcraft all day.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 05:23

>>1 has white friends that constantly joke about his oriental heritage

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:18

>>2 refuses to have white friends, because they all carry the Swine Flu.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:31

>>3
hates white men for stealing his women, but secretly wants a white girlfriend.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:43

>>4 was disowned by his parents for getting an A-minus on his report card.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 07:42

>>5 will be euthanized for not being a boy

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 07:43

>>6 has a small penis.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 11:06

>>7 actually knows karate

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 11:47

>>8 knows about all the best Chinese restaurants.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 14:14

>>9 Drives his car like an idiot, despite clearly understanding all the laws of physics, and how it relates to cars.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 18:40

>>10 almost certainly knows your Chinese friend, by virtue of being Chinese himself.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 20:21

>>11 acts all offended and defensive when white guys flirt with her, and accuses them of having "yellow fever" and "objectifying" her, but is secretly pleased by their attention. And if someone ever gets past her defensiveness, she will be totally tsundere for him.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 21:25

>>12 posted on an anonymous text board today.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 21:58

>>13 upgraded my RAM

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 21:58

>>13 has teeth like Bugs Bunny and wears thick glasses.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 22:10

>>15 still hasn't gotten the hang of these Western numbers

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 22:18

>>15 works on the railroad and eats cats.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 01:40

>>17 have never seen a history textbook that covers 1940-1945.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 01:51

>>18 speaks velly good Engrish

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 03:10

>>19 is a Youtube celebrity.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 07:27

>>20 posts hilarious videos on ニコニコ動画, but they are unwatchable with comments turned on because the entire screen is covered in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 10:34

>>21 carries out and is w.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 16:52

>>22 thinks exclusively in terms of sets, groups and categories.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 17:01

>>23 learns everything there is to know about a subject just before the next exam, and forgets it all immediately upon putting down his pen at the end.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 19:30

>>24 secretly resents his "model minority" reputation and yearns to be a gangsta.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 00:36

>>25 Has to make porn where the manko and chin chin are pixerated, but it doesn't matter, because >>25 has combined and invented several bizzare fetishes which arouse viewers like never before.... Or makes them vomit and have recurring nightmares.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:31

>>26 killed three people in an angry rampage...

...over getting zerg rushed.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 11:38

>>27 was pulled out of school at the age of 13 to play Starcraft for a living.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:21

>>28

Dates white people only to break up with them when his parents complain about them being fat, disrespectful, and stupid

30 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 23:53

>>29 can't get over Dokdo dispute.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 23:56

>>29 Can solve a rubix cube faster than he can peel off the stickers and re-arrange them.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 01:41

>>31 despises the West for tainting the glorious Eastern ways.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 02:26

>>32's clothes are too big for his small, skinny frame.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 02:42

>>33 is off to the fields to pick rice. Tomorrow he will journey to the bustling town market and humbly peddle his harvest.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 03:45

>>34 is studying to become a doctor, engineer, or scientist at an American university.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 06:40

>>35 drives a Honda Civic tricked out with $5,000 worth of purely aesthetic aftermarket modifications.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 09:51

>>36 is studying to become a doctor, engineer, AND scientist at an American university. He is already a lawyer.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 12:06

>>37 was voted ``most likely to spontaneously transform into a robot'' in his graduating class.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 14:56

>>38

Likes to stare at people with his soulless Asian eyes

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 16:49

>>39 makes an eerie "ke ke ke ke ke" sound when he laughs.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6413 22:00

>>40 is quiet, polite, and well-mannered.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 00:24

>>41 routinely gets away with molesting young girls on the subway.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 00:38

>>42 Gets drunk easily, and says really funny things when drunk.

44 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6414 00:42

>>43 has spiky inflexible hair.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 01:57

>>44 Pre-orders all the fancy electronic inventions, and picks them up on the day of their release.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 03:59

>>45 works in a sweatshop for 16 hours a day producing cheap plastic goods for export, earning sub-living wage.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 04:08

>>46 is incredibly talented at all manners of music and audio except pronunciation of western languages.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 00:08

The letters L R and W all sound alike to >>47

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 03:48

>>48 has slanty eyes

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 04:04

>>49 has hairy armpits, even though she's a girl.

As well as a hairy something else.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 04:19

>>50, having grown up in a very strict Asian household, has no conception of sex, and by "something else" was referring to legs.

>>50 was feeling exceptionally edgy for having posted something so scandalous.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 04:56

>>51, being a shy Asian female, would die of embarrassment if anyone were to even remotely mention the fact that beneath her outer garments exist sexual organs.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 05:05

>>52 is a virtuoso at playing the piano and violin. At the same time.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 14:00

>>53 Eats rice more than any other kind of food.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 22:21

>>54 was killed shortly after she was born because her parents wanted a boy.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 05:41

>>55 was killed shortly before he was born as his mother flung herself onto a funeral pyre.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 06:33

>>56
Has a secret crush on a cute, short girl named Claire but is so trepidated to consummate that love that he instead uses this BBS as an outlet for his feelings.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:07

>>57 Can name every mecha ever created, plus he knows all the statistics of each one, and can explain what a battle would be like when 2 are pitted against each other, or 2 teams from a mecha anime battle each other. He can sing each opening and ending them to each anime at a Karaoke bar.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:17

>>58 cheered at the news of the tsunami, before saying a prayer that his own backwater country would not suffer the same fate.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 01:51

>>59 only ambiguously believes in God and/or gods, making translations really fucking hard from his language.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 11:20

>>60 Celebrates Christmas in his own country even more seriously that people do in the USA, despite not believing in Jesus.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6423 05:17

>>61 traveled halfway across the continent, spending millions of yen, just to stand in the spot where his favorite character once stood in episode 12, at 14:53.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6423 17:11

>>62 pities the fool who can't solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 14.53 seconds.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6423 22:30

>>63
hatched from an egg

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:19

>>64 is terribly shy and sexually repressed, but has an aunt in Tokyo who supplements her salary by appearing as a latex-wearing dominatrix in scat fetish rubberporn, smiling beatifically as she does things to sararimen that you can't talk about on DQN.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 23:00

>>65 Makes comic books of the stuff that >>64's aunt does.

67 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 23:10

>>66 has turned his room into a shrine dedicated to his favourite Touhou character.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 23:27

>>67 drowns his sorrows in sake.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 05:47

>>68
drowned in sendai

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 13:53

>>69 has married a body pillow with a picture of >>65's aunt from >>66's comic books, dressed as >>67's favorite Touhou character. To celebrate, he went drinking with >>68.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 00:05

>>70 smokes even though he fully understands the entire process of tobacco tar causing lung cancer.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 01:25

>>71 is in love with >>65's aunt but can't imagine marrying her because she is 25 years old.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 01:00

>>72 Is in a love hotel with >>65's aunt and can't imagine how she learned all her special abilities by age 25.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 00:30

>>74 confuses all of the numbers in this thread with the one after it.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 08:11

>>74 solves more n-dimensional topology problems before breakfast than most Americans do in their lifetime.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 08:20

>>75 can prove that statistically, stochastically, stereoscopically or otherwise.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 13:52

Despite >>76's mastery of science and stalwart empiricism, he is still adamant that leaving a fan running in a closed room overnight will lead to suffocation and death.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 20:34

>>77 peppers his speech with mispronounced English words.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 18:23

>>78 is so ronery.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:05

>>79 shoots far more vacation photos than any American or European tourist does. >>79 also strives to be in everybody's vacation photo while waving a peace sign.

81 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6440 17:01

>>80 is sorry for literally everything.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6441 19:58

Because >>81 eat so much fish, >>81s base body odor is different from Westerners. When >>81 sweats he smells like dead fish.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:18

>>82 will probably have serious hip problems before he turns 45 due to his constant bowing.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:41

>>83 is soft-spoken and mild-mannered but lives almost exclusively on fiery hot peppers that would probably kill anyone reading this thread.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 18:54

>>84 has been learning three different styles of martial arts since he could walk.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 19:34

>>86 Can tell what country another Asian person, but says "All American rook arike."

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 04:18

>>87 fancies himself a rock star because he managed to grow a goatee of 3-millimeter peach fuzz.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 20:07

>>88 Is a chubby chasing Asian that thinks if there is more than one fat person, they are "Fats."

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 01:06

>>89 Likes the smell of Kimchi and those who eat it.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 11:00

>>90 makes the best fried rice in town.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 16:25

>>91 owns a liquor store in the ghetto.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 01:11

>>92 Operates a health spa that gives happy endings.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 10:08

>>94 is a bad driver.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 10:14

>>94 made a surprising slip-up, giving his inborn numerical skills.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 20:16

>>95 Recruited >>64's aunt to appear in one of >>25's movies. All 3 made a fortune.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 08:53

>>96 was torrenting the movie online before it even opened in theaters.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 10:02

>>97 has a camera hanged by his neck all times. and wears aloha shirts

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:42

>>98. I mean, just look at his post.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:49

>>99 would have shouted "100GETTO kekekekekekekeke" if he'd made post #100.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 14:28

>>100 trained for years to avenge his fathers death

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 19:02

>>101 speaks perfect English but his lips, mysteriously, don't match the words.

103 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6575 19:10

>>102 rides on Tokyo rail systems everyday and shares his observations on 2ch.net

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 20:38

>>103 comments on streaming video with "wwwwwwwwwwwwww".

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 16:01

>>104 remixes short soundbites from anime episodes to match a piece of the Kirby soundtrack.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 23:19

>>105 knows this because he listens to the various Kirby soundtracks all day.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 00:37

>>106 wrote a sweet, sweet chiptune dubstep version of the original "Kirby's Adventure" theme.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 12:57

>>107 Builds vending machines that don't sell food and drinks. Business fell significantly after used panty machines were outlawed.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:24

>>108 is small, dainty, beautiful and looks great in a dress... and has a penis.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 16:57

>>109 Likes to travel to Las Vegas to gamble away 1/2 of a year's pay.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 18:12

>>110 is looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (>>110 wants to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. >>110 has found a bento box similar to the one >>110 is describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and >>110 doesn't want >>110's gohan (rice) to touch >>110's other things (it can get wet and >>110 would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 20:20

>>111 is quite odd by Western standards.

113 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 21:55

>>112 would like some apology juice.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 22:14

Prostitute Animal Korean

Watch your ass! Korean loves almost all range of sex and age, even if not only you are elementary school students but you are upper eighty.

Crimate rate of (Koreans in Japan/Japanese)
rape  murder  robber
 3.0     2.8    4.5
http://web2.nazca.co.jp/midorinosono/

Crimate rate of (Korean /Japanese)
rape  murder  robber
7.29    4.04    2.35
http://www.unodc.org/pdf/crime/seventh_survey/7sc.pdf

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 01:08

>>114 Does not cook a fish before he eats it.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 16:00

>>115 Owns a convenience store, and makes a point to say "You break you buy" to each patron when they enter.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 16:05

Believes that only mafia wears sunglasses

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 16:07

>>116 does what >>117 said.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 16:55

>>118 has a pet dragon

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 20:29

>>119 ate Espeon alive or something like that.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:44

>>120 looks to the west and his spirit is crying for leaving

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 03:59

>>121
Teaches applied calculus at my university.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 12:18

>>122 was depressed when only two of his children became doctors.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 13:40

>>123 Is depressed because the only two children he has are both girls. What makes it even more painful to him is that neither one is good at Starcraft games.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 16:23

Microsoft Sam said that >>124 was sitting and shitting like a damn retard, and when he saw the shit coming out of >>124 he instantly vomited his tacos and Iway cookies

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 00:14

>>125 has a fetish for magical striped panties.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 13:46

>>126 Has sex inside love hotels.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 17:06

>>127 yells, "SUGOOOOI!" with and without cause.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:40

>>128 chi-chis=boobies

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 12:26

>>129 Uses a toilet that has no seat, but it has a bidet, a camera, a sound princess, and a medical analysis machine.

131 Name: !Vdlbq5Fy0I : 1993-09-6616 08:36

>>130 posts on anonymous messageboards because he's too anxious to tie his posts to an identity.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 10:08

>>131 pronounces his name, Ron, as "Lon".

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 11:25

>>132 went to school at UCLA.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 19:30

>>133
died from being overworked.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 21:53

>>134 is a grass eating boy who will never die from overwork.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 22:10

>>135 is a NEET both today and tomorrow.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 22:36

>>136 has destroyed all of his anime and toys before dating a girl.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 01:27

>>137 has Sushi for breakfast and dinner 7 days a week. When he doesn't have octopus-sausages for lunch at school, he will also have Sushi for lunch.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 06:05

>>138 would rather have tonkatsu, but his family forces him to eat kimchi to remind him of his roots.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 14:55

>>139 is alone, for now and forever.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 17:28

>>140's family is pissed off at hem because he got an American girlfriend.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 18:40

>>141's family is Korean and would have disowned him if he'd dated a girl of Japanese descent.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 12:08

>>142 is a sadchub.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 17:38

>>143 is a panda.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:19

>>144 Has s metabolism that operates at Mach 2.5

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:21

>>145 is a homosexual.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:50

>>146 is a chicken... on a raft.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 13:56

>>147 Hates his neighboring countries more than he hates the USA.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 19:44

>>148 Thinks all American women are tall, have blonde hair, and enormous boobs.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 19:52

>>149 thinks all Americans have a gun.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 17:27

>>150 Builds restaurants next to pet stores and animal shelters.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 20:19

>>151 Applied to be in the Guiness Book Of World Records under the category "Most Honorable."

Unfortunately, that idea was as popular as "World's biggest crap ever taken."

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 04:19

>>152 likes demure, submissive women.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 14:42

>>153 Likes women that appear submissive when in public, but become an amazing domina when in the bedroom.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 19:29

>>154 sideways vagina

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:27

>>155 is Sina. Aiya!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 22:24

>>156 Is a perverted businessman who wears a suit specially tailored to cover up things like whip marks, chain chafes, candle burns, and kicks from high heels. His business is about selling cameras that get installed in public toilets.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 02:31

>>157 developed a 2D complex after being rejected by the women at his school.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 03:06

>>158 Is the manager of a company and to promote togetherness, he paid a whore to get bukakked by the whole company.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 16:20

Half the stuff in the nerd thread is true about >>159

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 16:59

>>160 will be really offended if you ask him whether the Chinese restaurants put MSG in their takeout food even when you ask them not to.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 19:30

If Americans read the ingredients >>161 puts in his food, they would not eat it.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 22:51

>>162
Is a moderate and cool dude, unless you mention Tibet.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 23:29

>>163 is one of the people hired by Squeeks to make DQN look popular

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 01:05

>>164 Uses a complex system of writing.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 09:25

>>165 bumps that thread as an attempt to distract others from his origins and because he has no racial shame.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 16:45

>>166 is attracted to natural blondes.

168 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6818 22:41

>>167 is one foot, six inches shorter than I am.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 22:55

>>168 farms gold in MMORPGs.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:20

>>169 shot a man in Reno just to get his +10 Sword of Sparkly Fire Effects.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 06:23

>>170 is working on a robot that will take all our jobs away.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:41

>>171 Looks 5-10 years younger than a white person of the same age.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 16:41

( ̄へ ̄) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:12

>>173 Programs video games about businesses.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:59

>>174 is an espeon.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:49

>>175 has thick straight black hair that all the girls envy her for.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:23

>>176 Must cover her face when laughing.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 21:29

>>177 will love you long time.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 00:06

>>178 Gives happy endings at massage spas.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 08:05

>>179's skin colour is supposed to be light orange but years of reclusion turned it white.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 10:01

>>180 is persuaded \ is the Windows path separator.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:23

>>181 blackens her teeth and communicates with men mainly using nothing but witty allusions to obscure ancient poetry.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 22:20

>>182 Died while playing League of Legends

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 00:11

>>183's baby died because he was so focused on his MMORPG that he forgot to feed the baby. Good thing it was a baby girl, that is considered socially acceptable where he lives.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 19:39

>>184's house reeks of durian, smelly tofu and kim chee

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 23:46

>>185 smells like durian, smelly tofu, and kim chee because he eats all those while playing touhou, and he forgets to bathe.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 17:40

>>186 Puts random English words in his music for no reason.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 20:45

>>187 gets nosebleeds over oppai.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 13:41

>>188 wears a T-shirt with the word "FUCK" on it. He doesn't know what it means, he just thinks it looks like a cool English word for cool people.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 17:29

>>189 Never played games on easy mode, even when he was in elementary school.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 18:07

>>190 Immolated himself in front of a japanese embassy, chanting "DOKDO IS KOREA"

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 03:15

>>191 is fat, so everyone thinks >>191 is a sumo wrestler.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 16:58

>>192
Thinks "メー リー ハー リー" means "make Lee heart Lee."

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 00:11

>>193's parents made him go to a cram school before school, and then another cram school after that. On weekends, >>193 was stuck in a cram school.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 23:53

It is easy for >>194 to pretend to be a member of the oppisite sex, and fool others.

196 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7178 14:33

>>195 has a very complex camera system installed in his boot.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 18:40

Where >>196 lives, May is not the name of a month, it is the name of many young girls.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 20:27

>>197's cousins are called Sukdeep and Dildar.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:46

>>198 is hyperoffended whenever tiny disputed rocks in the sea are mention.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 01:38

When >>199 was a child, his favorite game was to stick 2 fingers up an adult's anus.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 05:11

>>200 apologizes for everything.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 11:46

>>201 has never adequately apologized for the atrocities his grandfather committed in WW2, the scumbag.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 15:37

>>202 wore out his "w" key.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 18:09

>>203 hates and adores Western culture at the same time.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 22:09

>>204 Writes and enforces copyright laws that are much different than ones used in western nations.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 22:46

>>205 censors his porn "just because".

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:56

>>206 Draws comic books with shemales in them.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 00:03

>>207 draws comic books with shameless pictures in them.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 03:20

>>208 Plays baseball with different rules than rules found in western nations.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 09:23

>>209's workday isn't over until he dies.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:52

>>210 Wears a conical hat.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 23:30

The roof of >>211's house is much different than the roof of a western house.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:28

>>212's house is three pieces of cardboard.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:23

>>213 Arranges his tatami mats in an auspicious fashion

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:44

>>214 cultivated a Brummie accent in order to qualify for a job at his local tech support call centre.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 16:48

>>215 Posts on Futaba without the use of a proxy.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 15:32

>>216 Wears a dress made of silk.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 20:33

>>217 Learned English just to do business with neighboring countries. He has a large amount of Yuan, Won, and Yen in his bank accounts due to his success in business.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 01:27

>>218 is an architect

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7462 19:56

>>219 The movies he makes with girl's sailor suits would make any Catholic retract their statement that school uniforms end perversion.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7607 19:07

Drunken white women get angry at white men who like >>220. Those drunk white women never think that their shitty attitudes make white guys attracted to >>220.

222 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8527 01:04

>>221 Is a master of flattery and feigning respect

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 03:04

You will probably never know how much >>222 despises you.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 16:37

>>223 Likes pettanko and has a great variety of them to choose from.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 18:46

>>224 plays with dolls made for little girls.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8527 21:43

The factory where >>225 works melts plastic pellets into dolls for little girls.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 14:17

>>226 is good at math and bad at driving.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 10:01

>>227 thinks that English profanity is fuckin cool!

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