>>249
Here are some Helpful Hints on becoming fucked-up!

• Spend more time on the internet.
• Bang your head against something hard many times a day.
• Drink alcohol.
• Take drugs.
• Fuck suspicious hookers without protection.
• Rape people with wild abandon.
• Kill people with wild abandon.
• Shit and pee in a cup, vomit on it, then eat it.
• Round up your family members, force them to do all of the above, then rape and kill them.
• Hack into major news networks to broadcast the following to the world, hiring an accomplice to make sure it keeps playing: While under the influence of strong drugs, saw off your limbs and eat them, then spread honey all over your body and lay down on an anthill, all while the "The Price is Right" theme song plays on repeat in the background.

>>251
Suggest some ways to become less fucked-up.