>>689
My inner organic chemist was mostly interested in the chemical structure, which is quite interesting to be fair. I was also faintly amused by the fact that its full name contains the word "orphan", although I'm not sure why.

As for abusing it, I doubt I'd go beyond the second plateau, or, at the very least, not on my first try. I've no idea how I'd get a hold of it in the first place, though. I could try synthesising it - I did synthesise aspirin once, but that was with detailed instructions and all reactants and lab equipment provided. DXM is also quite a lot more complex than aspirin. Okay, that was a silly idea, never mind.

>>691
I demand that you come up with something fun for my waifu and I to do on our first anniversary.