Demanding from the next poster (895)

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 18:01

>>692
It's been three days since my drunken binge, but I finally remembered. In the spirit of the demand, I had a half-pint of cider just before posting, which I downed in one go. My alcohol tolerance is a bit too high though, it seems. I'm barely even swaying.

>>694
I demand that you post a backstory/sales pitch for a gritty reboot of the Asterix series, to be published by either Marvel or DC comics, with a movie deal under consideration. Bonus points for making Obelix angsty about his magically changed metabolism which makes him constantly hungry, or the like.

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