Demanding from the next poster (895)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:06

>>845

  • Buckfast!

>>847 I demand you tell us where you were on September 7595th at 19:42!

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 10:40

>>846
Probably in front of this very computer, thinking about making a start on writing that night's update.

>>848
I demand that you post something cute and heartwarming.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 19:00

>>847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKxarMc1_Kk
Isn't she sweet?

>>849
I demand that you bump at least one high quality old thread that you think deserves it.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 04:02

>>848
Bumping this one!

>>850
I demand you link to an interesting website that is unknown to most DQNs.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 12:21

>>849
https://qntm.org/destroy

>>851
I demand that you start a new DQN mad lib thread!

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 14:27

>>850
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1514125464/

>>852
I demand that you list every present you receive for Christmas and give each of them marks out of ten.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8883 19:28

>>851

  1. set of borosilicate baking dishes - 8/10
  2. large stainless steel cooking pot - 9/10, before receiving this I was making pastas and soups and such in my rice cooker because I didn't have one
  3. bottle of Jim Beam whiskey - 8/10, the thought behind it was 10/10, the taste is 6/10. I love whiskey but Jim Beam is meh. Still though, free liquor.
  4. Various winter clothing; socks, sweatpants, gloves, sweatshirts - 6/10, boring but practical. All of it fits well and is warm and comfortable.

Overall average: 7.75/10

>>853
I demand that you post something interesting in the /img/ image sharing thread.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 23:10

>>852
I hope that you find this to be sufficiently interesting.

>>854
I demand to know something that you have never told anyone.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 06:59

I used to be in a noise band

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:34

>>854
Cool.

>>856
I demand that you post while something is inserted into your anus, and describe the sensation to us in detail.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8895 18:26

>>855
I'm not posting with it in my ass because it became too uncomfortable, so I'll describe it from recent memory. It was slightly arousing to say the least and not a feeling I've felt before. Anyway, there's only so much you can say about such a thing.

>>857
I demand you make a throwaway account on a random forum, make a completely off topic thread and post the results here
however esoteric or weird is up to you

857 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8895 21:30

>>856
Hurry before it's deleted
https://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3929521#post3929521

>>858
I demand that you give me an interesting topic to research in depth.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 19:23

>>857
eproctophilia

>>859
I demand you read >>857's research without laughing.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 04:10

>>858
Well, I wasn't able to read >>857's research on eproctophilia because he or she hasn't posted it yet (as far as I know.) However, I did read >>857's thread on BBQ Brethren. This was more difficult than I expected as I had to make an account and wait a few days to get approved just to read it.

>>857's thread and subsequent responses was mildly humorous but I read it all without laughing, so I'll consider that demand fulfilled.

>>860
I demand you post at least 100 times in the thread "[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH".

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 21:35

>>859
Done!

>>861
I demand that you find me an interesting and enjoyable text adventure.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 23:07

>>860
One of my favorite text adventures is Slouching Towards Bedlam (http://ifdb.tads.org/viewgame?id=032krqe6bjn5au78) but you might already know about that. I also recently enjoyed A Dark Room (http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com).
A slightly more obscure text adventure that I highly recommend is Mastaba Snoopy (https://debacle.us/mastabasnoopy/). Oh, and Tower of the Blood Lord is pretty good too. (http://correlatedcontents.com/misc/Tower.html)

>>862
I demand you play one or more of the above games and write a short review here.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 04:35

>>861
Mastaba Snoopy is both hilarious and horrifying. It is a clever amalgamation of weird Lovecraftian body horror and Snoopy.

If you think about it, the formula is not that difficult, and one that has been executed many times: take an innocent pop culture product which is overly mass-marketed (Snoopy, Garfield, Shrek, Minions, etc.) and transform it in a strange and horrifying manner.

Even if this concept is not exactly original, Mastaba Snoopy does a pretty good job of execution. One complaint is that the introduction is unnecessary, rather than providing an explanation for this Peanuts hell-world, I wish the game would just drop you into it without any explanation.

However, besides the lame introduction Mastaba Snoopy has pretty solid and entertaining writing. It is neither overbearing nor underbearing -- it is long enough to entertain but doesn't overstay its welcome. I think Twine is a great format for this style of writing, as the labyrinthine dialogue trees match the twisty maze of the Snoopy hell world. I'd love to see more text adventures like it.

Overall I'd rate Mastaba Snoopy 4 out of 5 Peppermint Patties.

>>863
I demand you post a screenshot of your bookmarks folder.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 23:03

>>862
https://i.imgur.com/i543t6W.jpg
I hope this is satisfactory.

>>864
I demand you find me some interesting older threads to read through!

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 19:29

>>864 It's John, but I tell people it's John Jock Pterodactyl

>>866 I demand you be a bit more optimistic for the future!

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 20:04

>>865
I guess maybe things are going to be okay in the end.

>>867
I demand that you tell me something you love about yourself.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 11:45

>>866
I love the colour of my eyes, they're a beautiful light blue with little hints of green.

>>868
I demand that you record yourself singing a nursery rhyme of your choice and link it here.

868 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 14:42

>>867 I sang >>75's nursery rhyme with my glockenspiel in a church https://www.mediafire.com/file/6f7f0gnkdh5g6uw/Praise_The_Apple.mp3/file

>>868 I demand that you send a cheerful message to a friend you haven't spoke to in a while.

869 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10103 18:14

>>868
Sent (at least I think it was cheerful), and got a nice conversation out of it.

>>870
I demand that you cook that dish you've been meaning to try out and upload photographic evidence (to the imageboard or somewhere else, then link it here).

870 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10370 17:22

>>869 Oh yeah I did this the other day and forgot to tell you https://4-ch.net/img/res/1723.html#2886

>>871 Now you have to tell us a good joke.

871 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10370 17:27

>>870 A wee boy and his dad are in the bath.
The boy goes “Dad what do you call this bit?” and points at his earlobes
Dad replied "They call that your earlobe cos it's the lobe on your ear!"
The boy points at his eyelashes and blinks a few times and says “Dad what are these called?”
Dad said "They call them your eyelashes cos they're the lashes on your eye!"
The boy points at his belly button and says “Dad what do you call this bit?”
Dad said "They call that your belly button cos it's the button on your belly!"
The boy said "hmmm" went to push his belly button…
Dad went "NOOOOO!" and lunged towards him…
But he was too late… the boy exploded

>>872 I demand you stick your finger in your belly button and give it a proper good wiggle

872 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10370 19:25

>>871 I did this a couple months ago, it led to a rather nasty infection!
Doing it again reminds me that said infection never really fully went away!

>>873 I demand you compose for me a comforting song to rid me of my (possibly belly button related) woes!

873 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10832 19:18

>>872
Unfortunately I can't help you with that (maybe some other kind soul will compose something for you, or maybe I'll remember it in a few years), but I can give you a zip file of all the imgur uploads in this thread, in light of the fact that imgur is planning to remove old anonymous uploads: https://files.catbox.moe/ieakgq.zip

>>874
I demand an interesting thread idea!

874 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10832 20:14

>>873
A thread where everybody confesses their most depraved sexual fetishes.

>>875
I demand that you confess your most depraved sexual fetish.

875 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 12:23

>>874 Maybe licking her period blood, chewing her used tampons, that kind of thing, but I've told you that a few times here

>>876 I demand you find the earliest mention of my fetish on /dqn/

876 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 14:39

>>875
Here's the earliest I could find: >>/539.

>>877
I demand that you make ten posts in ten threads in the space of ten minutes.

877 This post sucked.

878 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10845 17:32

>>877
……

I demand >>879 recommends me a niche porn genre nobody knows

879 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10845 20:02

>>878
SCUBA. Look it up on Clips4Sale. Uvula and wristwatch porn are also available on that fine website

I demand >>880 find post the worst thumbnail from their youtube recommendations

880 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10846 06:54

>>879
Maybe not the worst but perhaps the most "cringe":
https://files.catbox.moe/988duo.PNG

This one is pretty bad:
https://files.catbox.moe/f47yw5.PNG

I demand that >>881 post the thumbnail from their youtube recommendations which has the smallest view count.

881 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10846 08:21

882 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10846 08:33

>>881
Sweetheart (17)
you're the mom friend, which is great because everyone needs one. speaking of, can you come over this weekend? in all seriousness, though, don't be afraid to have your own fun sometimes, too.

>>883
I demand to see the most worthless coin or investment you got.

883 This post sucked.

884 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10863 17:52

>>882
I have 10 dollars and a bottle of snapple

>>885
I demand you give me Meryl's number

885 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10865 12:29

>>884
140.15

>>886
I demand to know your results on this test: https://bdsmtest.org/

886 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10866 12:08

>>885
http://bdsmtest.org/r/PDGJagKz
Half the questions imply I have any experience in the bedroom or with a partner so most of my answers were neutral. Sorry for ruining your fun. (I'm not actually sorry)

>>887
I demand you shuffle up a TCG deck and tell me what you topdeck.

887 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10866 15:57

>>886 I got this one https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/84909/pokemon-wotc-promo-dragonite-movie-promo?Language=English

>>888 I demand you do a headstand against a wall for as long as you can and tell us how long you were upside down for

888 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10868 01:26

>>887
Long enough to almost pass out

>>890 I demand you recommend me an anime from 1996

889 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10868 10:10

>>888
The best anime of 1996, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.

>>890 I demand you recommend >>888 an anime from 1996

890 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10868 11:38

>>888
I think you should watch Famous Dog Lassie. I've never seen it and have no idea if it's any good or not, but I've heard good things about World Masterpiece Theater anime and 1996 didn't have a whole let else going on that I could see.

>>891
I demand you recommend me an anime from between 2000 and 2005.

891 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10868 17:58

>>890
Mujin Wakusei Survive is great if you enjoy survival stories. It's about a bunch of kids from the future that get marooned on an Earth like planet.

>>892
I demand the URL to a Japanese link collection from 1998.

892 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10873 11:37

>>891
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n01/n64/software/zelda/
I'm afraid it only has one Link, but it is from 1998!

>>893
I demand you tell me about your most beloved childhood stuffed toy (and maybe even post a picture).

893 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10875 15:49

>>892 Starting from before I was forming coherent memories, I carried around a teddy bear which was, for some reason, orange, with brown footpads, muzzle, and inside of ears. I called it "Cheesebear". For a time, I was quite obsessed with Calvin & Hobbes, though it was not in our newspaper and instead I simply read it out of anthologies of it we had on our living room boomshelf, and I imagined Cheesebear in much the same way as Calvin imagined Hobbes. I still have it, sitting in my attic, overlooking the stairs, but I'm not home at the moment and cannot snap a picture.

>>894 I demand that you draw your favorite non-dinosaur fossil creature. A simple MSpaint doodle with your mouse will do; don't worry about it looking particularly good.

894 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10878 14:29

>>893
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1686666508463.png
I have nothing but love for my girl hallucigenia. What an absolute freak.

>>895
Fuck, marry, kill: Beady Eyes, Clonepa, Grandpa. I demand your answer with full reasoning.

895 Name: mesr : 1993-09-11025 03:33

I scored 83, I thought I was a bad guy, but I checked only 23 statements out of 100 so there is a problem with the scoring. For double sure I checked this and got 23 means I am pure https://drdeenz.com/rice-purity-test/

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