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1 Name: (´ε｀ )♡ : 1993-09-6708 18:02

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701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:45

Drama aside, this heat is killing

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 18:49

Thumbs up if you came here from /jp/ #4chan #thumbs ^.^

703 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 19:43

>>699
Regular dokyuns are usually aware of w, wakabamark capabilities and other textboard shenanigans. At least you know how to make your text green, right?ww

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:43

This right here. By derailing threads like this and this and even this one we're in, and talk about him, you're doing exactly what he wants. Fuck it. He won. You lost. The only way for you people to redeem yourselves is to completely ignore him from now on, WHICH YOU WON'T FUCKING DO BECAUSE YOU JUST LOVE ARGUING WITH TROLLS, DON'T YOU?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:48

>>703
Keep using your cute gimmicks. I'm sure you don't mind being a pathetic, most-hated user, so long as people pay attention to you.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:05

I wouldn't say i hate either of them, i just want them to go away, but my disdain grows with every post they make.

I don't think i'd really be aware of "tokiko" if no one mentioned him but espeon is very very annoying.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:11

I find Espeon sort of cute. He seems quite sincere and at least makes topical posts. If people didn't kick up a fuss about him I wouldn't mind him being here at all.
Tokiko is the real problem. He is very obnoxious. Whereas Espeon is probably a nerd in his twenties or thirties and knows the ropes of the Internet, Tokiko sounds like a teenager who read a Usenet FAQ and decided he was an expert in Internet culture. Now whenever he role plays his little romance with Espeon, it creates problems for everybody and turns Espeon into a bad poster. I don't really blame Espeon for this; it's human nature to reciprocate when someone is nice and gives you attention.

Tokiko, please. Stop this. Any single one of us could do exactly what you are doing. We have the same knowledge and an Internet connection. I am sure most of us have had a lot more time to do it in, since you're fairly new (which is fine). Please just think to yourself, "Why isn't everyone on 4-ch, /lounge/, /jp/... acting like I am? Why am I acting like this?"
I think the answers will surprise you.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:13

>>704
Perhaps it was the caps lock which did it, perhaps it was the bold text - whatever it was, I agree with you. I'm hereby ignoring any posts by Tokiko or Espeon. Hopefully we can put this entire unpleasantness behind us.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:21

Drama? Who cares? Because now it's time for some pre-season baseball!!!!!!!~!!!!&$^^%@$&!!!! Oh thank Jesus, gods, and the extra-terrestrial lizards that control Indonesian banking!

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX DAYS OF HELL COMES TO AN END RIGHT NOW.

Finally there's something to live for again!

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:23

I'm sorry, Espeon? Is he a White Sox prospect?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:30

Some type of bug has bitten the everloving fuck out of me. The entire right side of my body has become one large itch.

Will you help me scratch, DQN?

Will you scratch the entire right side of my body?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:40

>>711
It depends. What do you look like?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:46

>>711
I am very awkward and scared of touching people. Plus I'm an outright jerk, so could we compromise and I scratch the whole left side of your body? That way I feel like you're not just using me for my nails.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:47

>>712
People said I look like Brad Pitt. Except I'm shorter, chubby, bald, have a neck beard, bigger nose, beady eyes, no left ear, scar on my neck and buggers hanging from my nose. Will you still do it?

715 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 20:47

Hold it right here! Please, post in an appropriate thread! There is a specially crafted thread full of hatred and love to me!

716 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 20:49

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your lovely chat.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:50

712 is a really nice number. It's a kind of silvery greenish blue colour with white streaks.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:59

I think someone here is attracted to post numbers...

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:03

It's a real tragedy that such a quality thread as

>March 2012
>Tokiko still hasn't been banned

had to be tragically derailed.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:15

>>719
You completely missed the point, haven't you?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:18

Okay, I've subjected myself to an entire episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I still don't get what all the fuss is about. I mean, yes, I suppose it is watchable by kiddie entertainment standards, and some of the less obvious punchlines managed to raise the corners of my mouth by a microangstrom or two, but what's with the hype?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:21

>>715
Typical insecure, probably overweight 30-something trying to bring the topic back around to himself.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:23

>>717
You have synaesthesia too?! Oh man! What color is 663? Or 3,054?? They're pink/reddish and blue/white for me!!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:29

>>721
You have to be autistic and sexually attracted to horses, I think.

Also, this is getting out of hand so I'm calling it now: Posts >>725, >>727, and >>730 will be about Espeon or Tokiko. Let's see how I do.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:33

>>724
I like to watch Precure. Isn't that the anime equivalent to MLP? It's aimed at little girls and it's about friendship and happiness and whatnot, so...

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:40

Anyone remember a game called Obliterator? NOT the sidescroller that was called that, but the top down 360-degree space shooter with the little red ship and weird enemies like "Fartazoid" and "Pekker"?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:46

>>724
Actually I wanted to comment on a clip of My Little Pony I was cruelly linked to by a so-called friend.

The art style is lazy and haphazard - completely unimpressive. From what I've seen, dialogue proceeds at a moderate pace, though anything of consequence to the plot is rarely said. Evidently there exists very little story at all, as the show relies entirely on per-character gimmicks to fill time. I mean, that's perfectly fine if you enjoy pointless small talk and modern pop-comedy (overuse of the word "awesome", for one). It leaves nothing to be discovered, though, and everything to be desired.

Each character interacts with one another in a manner typical of the same pop-comedy style which has somehow taken over most of the modern internet. That is, ``bromantic'' overtones and overreaction at the slightest subversion of an expected outcome. In short, it's tailored toward older audiences who practice ersatz homosexual relationships with their peers, usually from sexual repression or a burdening desire to find a social position in the world. Ironically, the very same attitudes capture children's attention so readily. This is because they are colorful and friendly, without being too deep or confusing.

But for grown adults to be glued to this there must be certain areas of consciousness missing; that which usually regulates the tolerance for redundancy, and another which copes with social complexity and the maturation of self. Really, there is no other reason for anyone above the age of fourteen to seriously enjoy a mediocre product of the advertisement era THAT much. It's sad.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:47

You know that thing parents do where they walk into your room when you're watching a movie with the lights off and berate you for ruining your eyes? Why don't they ever complain about the lights being turned off in cinemas?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:09

I have two friends that are bronies. I really don't get it.

I mean, in a way, I kind of wish I was a brony. The fanbase seems really active and involving.

But I just don't fucking get it.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:15

tokiko and espeon are working together to destroy dqn from the inside out

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:28

.333 ain't bad!

>>729
A lot of fandoms have their hangers-on. Some people are not truly dedicated, but continue to hang out there merely because it doesn't shun them. Take anime, for instance...

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 22:39

>>731
Random fact: The Japanese word for hangers-on literally translates as "goldfish poop". My inner five-year-old will never cease to find this absolutely hilarious.

733 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 22:44

Why does that guy keeps thinking that I'm here to destroy DQN?
Is this some kind of mental illness? He doesn't seem to able to get over it.

And...
What if that guy... is Tokiko?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 23:02

Klingons on the starboard bow...

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 23:10

touch my pingas

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:00

I just sprung a spring.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:49

kanji for "woman" = 女
kanji for "noisy" = 姦

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I see what you did there, Japan.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:17

>>737 i thought the second one was kanji for "rape", but i only saw that in a shintaro kago thing

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 03:16

In Finnish, a computer is called a "number witch".

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 09:09

>>738
Looks like a lesbian three-way to me.

(this is a fun game)

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 09:46

>>737,738
According to WWWJDIC:
wicked; mischief; seduce; rape; noisy

I also like how 母 looks like a pair of tits.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 11:10

I hate it when I find a mistake in my post because I didn't bother to proofread it.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 11:20

>>723
663 is brown, fading to red towards the edges. 3054 is... messy, I can't see it very clearly, but it involves yellow and blue.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 20:43

Tilde~

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 07:10

Casa de Hellhole

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 10:13

>>

This.

747 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 10:51

Ironic.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:47

>>727
Your first paragraph reminded me of the "Type B" classification of anime otaku as referenced in this 2010 post on Sankaku Complex (warning: while the article is quite work-safe, the site of a whole is usually not).
I guess with anime's continually growing popularity in the west, and the growing moe trend within the anime industry, it would make sense that western animation fans, too, adopt the attitudes of the Japanese audience responsible for said trend.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:40

Why is my nroamlly speefdy internete so LWQOOO!?!!?!? aoiwj eo hfuckc aI aw v e ahd to mucf shouchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueawhgg

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 23:31

The time for biscuits has come at last.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 01:08

Two of my internet friends have died in the last few months.

752 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6765 05:20

>>739
The Icelandic word for computer means "number prophet"

The wind is blowing so hard the house is shaking. Normally the forest shields us from high winds. So I can guess its even worse in town if we are getting hit this hard.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 10:34

All my life I've been a technology bottom feeder. I've spent my slimy jawless existence many fathoms below the bleeding edge picking through the carcasses of other people's bad decisions. Usually what you find down here is long-dead, rotten in many ways. Lately though, something has changed. From cliffs high above the oceans are rife with fresh meat! Lemmings falling to their death!

Hipsters everywhere are selling off their old iPads in anticipation of the new ones! By buying a trendy toy, they never learned a thing about personal finance but let me tell you right now: they're about to get a lesson in economics! When supply outstrips demand, the price plummets into the depths! Right into my gaping maw!

Thank you! Thank you hipsters everywhere! With all luck, I'll have one just for my cat!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:21

>>753

> With all luck, I'll have one just for my cat!

Make it happen!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:22

The world requires pictures of this iPaw.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 17:11

Well, I finished watching the remaining seasons of Family Guy. My conclusion is that the series has descended from a platform for edgy hit-or-miss jokes into just another mediocre cartoon.

As with earlier seasons, Family Guy has potential but almost invariably falls short. Take, for example, "Brian & Stewie", the climactic 150th episode. It's essentially a one act play of Seth MacFarlane talking to himself for an hour. It was a brave step into philosophical territory, and I wanted to like it. I hoped it would finally redeem the series. But in the end, Seth MacFarlane is no Samuel Beckett, and the episode fell short of the insight I longed for, in favor of TV-flavored pseudo-depth.

This is a good representation of the latter seasons in general. They try to provide what the earlier episodes lacked: focused storylines and greater character development. The amount of cutaway gags and side plots per episode decreases dramatically. Yet while this change has the potential to allow deeper character development and more interesting stories, the attempts fall firmly into mere mediocrity. For one thing, the characters simply lack the consistency to develop in any meaningful way, often changing their personality at the drop of a pin to suit the latest gag. And the plots themselves are insipid and predictable - typical TV trash. It often seems that the writers ran out of ideas and turned to formulaic television tropes. Take a formula story, pepper it with old jokes stolen from earlier seasons, and there you have a later-season Family Guy episode.

Now, that's not to say Family Guy is without moments of true humor. It even made me laugh a few times! But in general, the little merit there was to Family Guy is almost entirely absent from the latter episodes. By now I'm just relieved to be done with it.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 17:19

>>756
Oh, and I almost forgot. I give Family Guy seasons 7-9 four out of ten bu-ns. I don't think I'm going to bother watching season 10.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 17:22

>>756,757
Good god, you poor man! I have to admire your commitment and dedication in seeing it through this far, but why you would do such a thing to yourself is beyond me.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 22:49

FUCK YES TRUMPET SOLO

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 00:40

Who would attack Tanasinn.info anyway? Is this the work of those anti-Lepidoptera Turkish hackers again?

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 01:03

>>758
I originally started as a way to just kill time, but once I had started I felt like I had a duty to see it through.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:22

It's so much nicer being cold and heartless instead of feeling like it's a duty to pretend you love someone.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 15:37

So I was in my bathroom, peeing, when this doujin idea sprung into mind.

So, a loli and a shota switch bodies, like in that movie who's title I forget, and then the loli (inside the shota's body) needs to pee. Naturally, she doesn't know what to do, being in a boy's body, so she asks the shota to help. Long story short, she starts to get into it, gets an erection, and the boy decides to help her and they end up having sex while their bodies are swapped.

Does something like this already exist? Because now I really want to see it.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 19:02

Life is okay.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 00:04

Let's do it.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 00:53

I'd never make it as a real hikkikomori.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 01:21

You guys should post on /anime/ more.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 02:57

>>767
I'm still getting into anime really, I've only seen a few. Toradora is really cute.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 03:11

I never really "got" Toradora, but perhaps it's because I only watched a few episodes.
Should I watch them all?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 03:15

>>768
You should watch Mushishi, and Sora no Woto, and Kino no Tabi, and and and uh Last Exile, and all of the Suzumiya Haruhi animes.

captcha: *pow*

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 04:19

>>704
Someone on /jp/ (assumedly you) keeps linking to this post.

Knock it off.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 04:42

>>771
It's me, and I am not him. I don't see your problem--we have been over this.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 06:59

Goodnight Channel4

774 Name: <-- check 'em : 1993-09-6767 12:39

nanashi grab

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:13

Good morning Channel4!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:39

Good afternoon, chaps!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:53

( ´ω`) GETs are overrated.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:10

DQN sucks. I'm leaving after this post.

POST

779 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6767 18:15

>>778
Non-conformism stinks!

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 23:25

DQN Board meetings.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 23:29

Trolling is DQN Quality.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 23:58

So maybe my hindsight has cataracts or something but this metatrolling and dramamongering seems a bit new. Fangled. Newfangled. But it's okay, everything is.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 00:19

dong

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 02:51

ding

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:02

dang

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 07:59

dung

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 08:22

(,,ﾟДﾟ) cock a doodle doooo

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 09:01

I lost a lot of valuable sleep editing the contents of my mp3 player for an upcoming trip. Because there was so much effort involved, chances are I won't listen to it once!

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:17

And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 12:19

Bring me home, Captain Jack.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 13:08

In my mind, rei is always holding the lance,

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 13:28

"I couldn't even hurt a spider", she said to me. Then she muttered "then again, spiders never wronged me...".

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 13:43

I can't feel the left side of my mouth! Damn dentist!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 14:15

I can't feel the left side of your mouth either! WTF?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 14:39

>>794
Σ（；‘Д‘）　It must be a virus!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 15:24

Gods, I wish Cinematic Titanic offered a non-live version of War of the Insects. There are not a lot of things that get on my nerves more than studio audience laughter.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:40

This little wooden fan thingy is the best £1 I ever spent.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:11

I found that word I was looking for. It was libation.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 23:14

Libation is a nice word. I'll have to find some excuse to use it.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 23:36

I always used the word when I tipped out a 40 for dead homies.

So, basically, I've used it once; on the tenth anniversary of Eazy-E's death.

Oh, and I poured out a pint of Guinness for Robert Anton Wilson.

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