Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.
You aren't mad at me, are you?
>>705
I had one that was a single still image that went on for a long time. It consisted of me, sat at some small basketball court's stands (which seemed inaccessible since they were just hanging there, with no way to get down). A girl was lying down with her head on my lap, and I was seeing it in 3rd person, from afar. Everything was dark orange, as if seen through a filter. It was very melancholy, but it felt peaceful and comfortable. I spent the next week trying to feel like that again.
>>707
If you could learn any language, what would it be?
>>706
Anyone could learn any language they wanted. I want to learn Japanese, but I haven't put in enough serious study to do it. So, even having the ability to learn any language I wanted, I learned nothing. But why Japanese? It's a beautiful written language and I'd like to read and enjoy 2ch., regardless of how good it is. It might be a good eye opener to how mediocre BBSes everywhere are (with the exclusion of our utopia 4-channel).
>>708
What's the easiest way for a mute to make money?
>>713
We're much less forgiving, if at all really, of the wider internet than VIPPERS. Also we don't talk about VIP here. They are our evil, freedom-loving brethren. South Korean scum they are.
>>715
If you had to associate VIP and DQN to any other nations besides the aforementioned two, which would you choose and why?
>>713
By the old meaning of the word, DQN refers to a stupid mindless punk, as in the L[ kids that do nothing but loiter outside convenience stores with their cigarettes and rebellious haircuts. NKorea matches that with their mindless militaristic stupidity that has resulted in a devastated economy and starving population. VIP (as in a VIP club) is sort of appropriate for SKorea, given their rising status in the international stage.
But if you're talking about the English boards /dqn/ and /vip/, the links would be reversed. /vip/ is full of retards and unoriginal trolls and chaos (NKorea) while /dqn/ has more quality, though still plenty of shitposts and annoying people complaining about shitposts (SKorea).
>>715
Would you rather be VIP or DQN? (in terms of whatever those words mean to you)
>>714
France and England, perhaps? We're quite close, have a somewhat shared history, and yet still have a sort of spirited animosity towards one another. DQN would be England because we're far more gentlemanly.
>>715
Assuming VIP = celebrity and DQN = delinquent, I'd still rather be a DQN. I can't stand famous people, to be honest. They all seem obnoxious and narcissistic and so very fake.
>>717
How are you going to celebrate the 7000th?
>>719
Boy am I the guy to answer your question. Actually, most of us are. The weather has finally dropped, so yesterday I wore a big ugly sweater that I got last Christmas, pajama pants with shorts underneath. During the summer, I wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts.
>>721
Do you ever need white noise playing because you're in a loud environment? Do you have a specific recording or site you use?
>>721
A lot of things usually attributed, though completely unrelated, to your aforementioned Asperger's. Obsessive organization, being bothered when objects are placed "crookedly", pedantically avoiding tactile contact with surfaces in public areas and cautiously washing my hands afterwards, occasionally rocking and contorting my body in awkward ways which are momentarily comforting. Among others I can't be arsed to recall at the moment, I have an inexplicable fascination with memorizing alphanumeric strings such as license plates and serial numbers.
>>723
Have you tried memorizing such large strings/digits? What's the most you've done?
>>722
I think I can memorize up to 11 digits with ease. However, I have a terrible memory for names, so memorizing my phone book is out of question. The most was 16 alphanumeric characters of my email.
Personally, I love adding up all digits or parts of phone numbers together. I even have a weird system of memorizing something by creating a strange rule for digits/numbers and calculating a sum of all digits. It's inexplicable.
When I run out of publicly available numbers or any interesting thoughts, I usually calculate squares of different numbers.
Also, I completely agree that surfaces in public areas are disgusting. I always have a small bottle of antiseptic gel with me.
>>724
What do you like to do with numbers in your free time?
>>723
Whenever I have a string of four or five digits, for instance a digital clock, I try to find a way of adding/subtracting/multiplying/dividing the first three or four digits to make the last one. If you allow yourself an error margin of }1, it's usually possible somehow.
>>725
Which is your favourite character thread and why?
>>728
Ask them politely, "please slow down." That probably won't work, so then you can escalate it to, "I'm sorry, but I don't feel safe as a passenger in this car. Please slow down." This will probably piss them off, but that's unavoidable. Open the door and hang out, screaming "IF YOU DON'T FUCKING SLOW DOWN I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP." If this still doesn't work, punch them in the face, jump out of the car and hope for the best (make sure to roll making your body as circular as possible, tucking your head in to avoid injury. Try to aim for some soft grass or water if you can.)
>>729
No, 11 - (1+1) = 9.
Bear shaped twinkies
prematurely posted
>>737
Would you rather cut off a pinkie or middle finger?
>>739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sKMipORAc
>>741 What do YOU make with eggs?
>>747 I got arrested for vandalising a supermarket, spraypainting it after a long night spree off my face on stimulants. Also I had pissed my trousers so I was quite a state in the police car. And they found a bottle of poppers when they searched me and assumed I liked to soften up my bumhole. I convinced them I was naturally just a bit spaced out but had to pay a fine.
>>749 What's the worst trouble you got in at school?
>>749
People who bike on the sidewalk when there's plenty of extra room on the side of the road. People who eat in the library or "quiet study" areas. Cashiers with heavy accents so that you have to ask them to repeat every fucking thing they say. Also cashiers who try to buddy up to you and ask prying questions instead of just doing their fucking job.
>>751
What weird thing makes you happy in a non-sexual way?
>>751
You probably got crap in the keys. Pick it up and shake it up and down, then unplug it and plug it back again. If that doesn't work, reboot your computer. If it's still not working, buy a new one.
>>754
What should I add to my new website?
All comments and criticism accepted.
(If you can tell what the URL is referring to, +5 points)
>>756
Why do people keep derailing the thread by not asking questions?
>>766 I had some cinnamon tea the other day and it was nice, but usually I stick to plain old teabags with a lot of milk and a lot of sugar, if I can even be bothered to make a hot drink. In fact I'm more likely to have hot chocolate.
>>768 What is your occupation, if you consider yourself to have one?
>>773 I don't download any porn but I used to just keep a folder of urls for good videos. I think I had two or three hot japanese lesbian ones and a tranny one or two but no gay men porn, because I am not gay.
>>775 Do you ever wear aftershave or cologne or smelly things like that? Or just deodorant? What kind?
>>775 They spend far more than they take in, and rather than control their excessive spending like a sensible entity would, they'd rather just raise taxes even more so they can keep spending more and more and more. Also, they're nosy, interfering busybody assholes.
>>777 Why do you like the government?
>>779
Rose.
>>781
What's your favorite track on this album? http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Metal+Machine+Music/597104
>>783
You should ask him about his Touhou obsession. He'll probably tell you about the thrill, the beauty, the never ending satisfaction and so on. However, if you ask this then there is danger that you'll never get him to shut up; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>783, should just ask something silly and hope for the best.
>>785
If you had to have your hands removed at the wrists and replaced with any two objects (but not prosthetic hands), what would you choose?
>>786 I've actually had a deep interest in vexillology since I was about 6, I even won an award at primary school for teaching my teacher the word "vexillology". Hmmm my favourite flags would be the Republic Of Macedonia's and maybe the state of Nova Scotia's, but would I display them outside? I'd also consider either of Scotland's flags (I prefer the Lion Rampant but i get a boner for saltires anyway) or the US Confederate flag (hung upside down, because I disagree with some of the things it stands for but it'sa saltire withs STARS all over it) or New Zealand's Ministry of Transport flag because it's quite silly.
>>788 What's the best stamp you've ever seen?
>>788
Well, I've been in plenty of such situations and I have a terrible memory. The most recent one I can remember is failing my driving test 5 times. Since I couldn't drive and had to retake the test every week, those were the most stressful 5 weeks of my recent life. Numerous other events (girlfriend leaving, dog dying) just made those 5 weeks even worse. The sixth time I finally passed, and everything got better.
>>790
Who is your favorite Touhou character, and what Touhou music do you like? (Once again, asking for my student)
>>789
Suika
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2mANBV3TMY (crappy quality sorry)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmANguJetE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7m4DMz6g3U
THe latest torrent on nyaa is 1.2 TB. I've only heard a small fraction of what's out there.
>>791
my hands are cold. what should I do?
>>791
A shit ton of soothers, a shit ton of empty soothers wrappers, my laptop, speakers, some dirty dishes, a box of cereal, a PS2, a television, a netbook, a couple of toy keyboards (CASIO VL-Tone and a stylophone), some empty chocolate spread jars, pens, coins, and a few bits of miscellany.
Nothing spectacular I'm afraid.
>>793
What makes you happiest? Or, what's made you the most happy recently?
>>792 It made me quite happy to think you and I have pretty much the same desk; I have my computer instead of a laptop and it's nothing so fancy as a CASIO keyboard, but everything else the same down to the chocolate spread and stylophone. I love when life seems to come together and make patterns, seemingly just for me. I always notice coincidences.
>>794 have you ever noticed "coincidence" is just "co-incidence"? What a great word I thought!
>>794
Considering I'm taking the class, Sigmund Freud was retarded, and the entire science completely disregards the existence of free will.
>>796
There are billions of devices that can connect to the internet and browse the web via many different web browsers that you can install on them. AND, all of these devices all have different screen sizes and resolutions. Not to mention all the desktop browsers inside different OS's.
The problem I want you to solve is, what font would be best to use on a mobile website, if you wanted that site to render as similarly as possible across all these different browsers, OS's, and screen sizes?
kablueys cause they make my mouth look like neptune
will there be anything else sir?