Whoops! Looks like all those years of hard computering took a toll on your health and you died! Good thing you planned your funeral ahead of time, eh? So what's it going to be? Body used as a fullsize puppet in a play to re-enact the highlights of your life? Embalmed and buried under a scale replica of The Pyramids in your backyard? Stuffed full of fireworks and shot from a cannon into a playground full of children?
What's it gonna be?
Here's how I want it to go down.
I'm put in a rowboat. All forms of personal information in my possession (letters, hard drives, journals, etc) are stacked on top of my body. After I'm pushed out to sea, about 50 feet out, some fireworks go off and the boat lights on fire before sinking.
I want a 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima station wagon to be my hearse.
Necrofantasia played on loop for an hour at 100dB.
>>6
This.
Not even organ harvesting as it will take a while for anyone to find my, by then, rotten body.
>>8 The 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima was one of the reasons I became a car guy. There are a few other cars that inspired me, but none of them were available as station wagons, so none of them could be used as a hearse.
My mom had a 1985 Maxima, and as a child it made me feel like a movie star because it was inspired by Tron and Knight rider. Wireframe graphics and robot voice chips were so awesome in the 1980s. Some friends and neighbors had 86, 87, 88 models, sedans and wagons. It was so nice not be to hauled around in a Chrysler T&C van, which is what the majority of my friend's parents had.
Those Maximas were extremely unreliable, only the engine was good. That meant I saw a lot of auto repair shops at a young age.
In 1989, the Maxima became a reliable car, but all the Tron and Knight Rider stuff was gone.
I would like to be blown away by a wind.