[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (665)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 18:20

( ゚ -゚) Mr 2GET didn't 2GET.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 19:57

( ゚ -゚) there is no bu-n left in my life.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 20:50

( ゚ -゚) Got evicted, and am running my money out living in this stupid hotel.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 21:14

( ゚ -゚) Seems like I'm not the noble tormented genius I thought I were.

( ゚ -゚) ... I'm just tormented.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 22:27

( ゚ -゚) After more than ten years, I'm starting to think I won't "find my calling" any time soon.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 01:58

( ゚ -゚) Most people don't find their calling very quickly, to be honest.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 02:58

( ゚ -゚) Almost all people die without finding their calling, actually. They are never given another shot at life, and will stay dead for an infinite amount of time.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 05:01

( ゚ -゚) Man's fifty years
( ゚ -゚) Are but a phantom dream
( ゚ -゚) In his journey through
( ゚ -゚) The eternal transmigrations.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:19

( ゚ -゚) I'm going to have my book full of smiling Japanese women taken away from me tomorrow.

11 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6863 06:19

( ゚ -゚) This http://imgur.com/Yw3IB

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 06:33

( ゚ -゚) It's been six years since I graduated from high school, and I'm still working on my B.S.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 07:51

>>12

That isn't too bad.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 09:40

( ゚ -゚) I'm not at home playing computer games, as I should be.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 22:27

( ゚ -゚) I feel like shit and I don't know why.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 01:01

( ゚ -゚) I have a three-day weekend from work.
( ゚ -゚) At first I was happy, but then I realized that I have no friends or partner to share it with.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 01:14

( ゚ -゚) Teleportation will not be perfected within my lifetime.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 15:40

( ゚ -゚) People believe in the possibility of teleportation.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 16:19

( ゚ -゚) Naysayers keeping science down.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'D STILL THINK THE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH IF YOU PEOPLE HAD YOUR WAY!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 17:10

( ゚ -゚) Evangelical atheists.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:17

( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in the paranormal who claim skeptics just need to open their minds.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:58

( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in christianity who claim that skeptics are agents of Satan on earth.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:27

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

       IT'S SO SAD

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚) ( ゚ -゚)

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:35

>>20
I'm an atheist and searching that term in DuckDuckGo made me sad. ( ゚ -゚)

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:20

>>24
( ゚ -゚) My search on DuckDuckGo brought me to the Conservapedia article on atheism and this quote: "Global atheism is in decline in terms of the number of its adherents and the grassroots Question evolution! campaign could certainly accelerate this decline." After wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, I became genuinely sad that even a tiny minority of people could take such bullshit seriously.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:31

>>25
Heh, yeah. But still, having to be associated with a whole group of atheists who push science and logic on others the same way that Westboro Baptist Church types push religion and magic on others feels rather degrading. ( ゚ -゚)

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:46

( ゚ -゚) This thread is being derailed.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 13:41

>>21
( ゚ -゚) Closed-minded skeptics who don't understand the meaning of the word.
( ゚ -゚) True skepticism (for example, Pyrrhonism) means forever questioning something because you can never completely know the truth--you are skeptical.
( ゚ -゚) People like James Randi who dismiss things as frauds by default are not skeptics. They have perverted the word, and they are just as dogmatic as the people they attack.
( ゚ -゚) It is sad that there are a lot of frauds out there, but all science began as something "paranormal" at one point. Imagine if you told the Greeks we don't shoot light beams from our eyes, or the Victorians that there isn't an all-present "aether", and that light actually travels through amazingly fast and impossibly small particles called "photons".
( ゚ -゚) Perhaps it won't be ghosts or skeletons we prove are real, but fields like parapsychology are becoming more accepted and making solid advances as a result. Even if nothing happens, it's more empirical to try and to fail than dismiss it as wrong from the outset.

( ゚ -゚) Derailing threads.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 02:26

( ゚ -゚) Everyone in this town is taller, more handsome and cooler than I am.
( ゚ -゚) Including the girls.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 10:13

( ゚ -゚) The common misunderstanding that people like James Randi do, in fact, perform empirical testing of claims of the "paranormal."

( ゚ -゚) "The nature of my powers is such that they cannot be tested" is not, alas, conducive to empirical analysis. The scientific method requires us to construct a testable hypothesis. "I have put great effort into constructing my claims in such a manner that you can't disprove it, neener neener" is the opposite of that.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 12:13

( ゚ -゚) I will never get to enjoy silence in their presence.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 15:56

( ゚ -゚) I don't even know how he views me now. Just another person trying to force their way into his life, or a delusional infatuated boy who just can't let go? Does he wish he'd never gotten involved with me?

( ゚ -゚) I have a feeling that despite how he felt (or claimed to feel) towards me before, he has detached himself from those feelings and now sees me purely as a remnant from his past, a wrong choice, an annoyance.

( ゚ -゚) I think he's forgotten that I genuinely care about him, and that I'm on his side. But I can't remind him now, when he's already pushed me away and withdrawn into himself... so what do I do? Wait? Give up?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 17:21

( ゚ -゚) People actually mistake /dqn/ for /love/.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:59

( ゚ -゚) People actually mistake /dqn/ for literally any other board on Channel4 BBS.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 00:47

( ゚ -゚) >>33 brings up /love/, but what is /love/?
( ゚ ー゚) Don't hurt me,
( ゚ ヮ゚) Don't hurt me,
( ˃ ヮ˂) No more!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:12

( ゚ -゚) i cant post in the CTRL+V thread

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 04:58

>>36
( ゚ -゚) Me neither. It always ends up being private stuff.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:48

( ゚ -゚) People like >>36-37 cannot figure out how to copy any text into their clipboard that isn't private.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 11:09

( ゚ -゚) Every time I've finished with my paste buffer, I compulsively copy a single letter "c" to overwrite it.

( ゚ -゚) Being paranoid for no real reason.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 12:51

( ゚ -゚) I have severe love-related problems, but I can't post in /love/ because reading the board and their responses to me makes me extremely depressed.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:33

( ゚ -゚) have no love-related problems
( ゚ -゚) never been in love
( ゚ -゚) unless that is the problem

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:50

( ゚ -゚) I began playing that MMO again in order to manipulate my ex under a false identity. But the more she told "me" of her new boyfriend, her current situation and excitement for the future, the more I'm just glad she's actually happy again. And here I am doing things like this because I can't stop thinking about her.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:59

( ゚ -゚) I can't handle the idea of the girl I'm in love with having a new boyfriend.
( ゚ -゚) Knowing they have sexual intercourse especially gets to me, for some reason.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 15:10

( ゚ -゚) Women

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 16:37

( ゚ -゚) Having a problem you don't trust anyone enough to tell about, but knowing that it makes no difference, because nobody would be able to help you anyway.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:39

( ゚ -゚) Reddit and people who use it

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:46

( ゚ -゚) Novel websites that could be (and often, initially are) used for intelligent or at least entertaining discussion, but quickly fall prey to thousands of idiotic, catchphrase-spewing teenagers.

( ゚ -゚) I suppose this applies to the Web in general, really.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:53

( ゚ -゚) That awkward moment when you give thumbs up if ... oh shit, it's contagious!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:37

( ゚ -゚) KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in this country.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:44

( ゚ -゚) McDonalds and KFC both do Irn-Bru on tap here, but they never mix the syrup/soda solution properly and it always tastes rank.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 02:58

( ゚ -゚) KFC doesn't do Irn-Bru in this country. Almost fucking nobody does.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 03:20

( ゚ -゚) I'm fucking someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 10:20

( ゚ -゚) It's raining again.
( ゚ -゚) Again.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 11:00

( ゚ -゚) I fucking am someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love being.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 07:03

( ゚ -゚) I went to sleep at a reasonable hour for the first time in weeks, only for my slumber to be interrupted by some goddamn big spider on my face.

( ゚ -゚) Like, not jungle spider big, but daaaaaaaaaaamn

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 08:13

( ゚ -゚) People still equate sex with love in this day and age.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 09:28

( ゚ -゚) People still believe in a creator god in this day and age.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:58

( ゚ -゚) People still believe there isn't a creator god in this day and age.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 23:44

( ゚ -゚) Sadness endures.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 06:35

( ゚ -゚) the shitposting thread seems to be really popular

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:56

( ゚ -゚) Dreaming about a lover who is far away. (whoever said this in the happy thead, I'll never understand you)

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:57

( ゚ -゚) >>60

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 10:31

>>62
( ゚ -゚) but shiptoasting is so addictive.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:15

>>63
( ˃ Д˂) FIGHT IT! MAKE GOOD POSTS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!

( ゚ -゚) Being off-topic.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:53

( ゚ -゚) >>61 At least you have a lover.
( ゚ -゚) Dreaming about a lover who is nonexistent.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:26

>>61,65
( ゚ ヮ゚) No need to dream or pine, just do as I did and find happiness with a fictional lover!
( ゚ -゚) But boy does that screen ever get in the way of our makeout sessions.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:29

OBVSLY, >>66 is Kugelmass, a professor of Humanities at City College...

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:10

( ゚ -゚) I will never be able to meet my waifu outside of dreams.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:20

( ゚ -゚) The woman I love's going to move in with the person she left me for.
( ゚ -゚) She makes it seem like she loves me still...

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:18

>>69
She probably has a jealousy fetish.
( ゚ -゚) That is actually a thing.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:45

>>70
Is this...
( ゚ -゚) Your thing?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 22:29

>>69

It seems to me she loves someone else more.
( ゚ -゚) Those feels...

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 01:52

( ゚ -゚) Today I learned a new word: "transethnicity".

( ゚ -゚) Today you probably learned that new word too and are going to want to punch me shortly after looking it up for teaching you that new word, and frankly I don't blame you.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:10

( ゚ -゚) Sad, slow violin music.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:00

( ゚ -゚) I'm transethnic

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:07

( ゚ -゚) Did you hear the one about the transsexual who wanted to be a nun?
( ゚ -゚) He was a transsister.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:14

>>73
Neither wiktionary.org nor dictionary.com seem to list this.

Is that why you said I would want to punch you after looking it up?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:19

>>73
It doesn't seem particularly popular, and I can't find a solid definition.

( ゚ -゚) But it's pretty self-explanatory, and I can see people seriously using it soon.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 02:06

>>77
( ゚ -゚) No. It is because it would involve going to some of the darkest depths of ▒▒▒blr.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 03:22

( ゚ -゚) I knew a guy once who pronounced "ethnicity" like "eth-ni-ti-city".
( ゚ -゚) He was a sociology professor.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 04:28

( ゚ -゚) Crumbs in my bed

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:34

( ゚ -゚) There's only a third of the pictures of Sabitsuki than there are my last waifu...

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:57

( ゚ - ゚ ) Child

(゚- ^ ) Sexual

( ゚ - ゚ ) Molestation

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 08:56

( ゚ -゚) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 11:27

( ゚ -゚) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ゚ -゚) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ゚ -゚) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.

( ゚ -゚) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:42

( ゚ ヮ゚) Being able not to care about what other people think of your high standards!
( ゚ -゚) It doesn't change the fact that there are only about two or three shows a year worth watching on average.
( ゚ -゚) There hasn't been one good show this year, and the summer season is not looking any better.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 14:40

( ゚ -゚) Despite >>85's claims, anime remains quite expensive to make for the majority of companies.
( ゚ -゚) And then people like Akemi Motoko claim outright that the American licensor market is the only one that matters for anime sales outside Japan.
( ゚ -゚) If you look at DVD prices on a per-episode basis for most anime sold in Europe and the US compared to those sold in Japan, it's hard to believe the creators even make anything from a Western DVD sale.
( ゚ -゚) Seriously, often complete box sets are sold in Europe for less than a three-episode DVD without any special features costs in Japan. And I'm not even talking about bootlegs.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:42

( ゚ -゚) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ゚ -゚) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:26

( ゚ -゚) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 17:00

( ゚ -゚) People mispelling words, possible intentionale.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:02

( ゚ -゚) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:42

( ゚ -゚) Slow torrents

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:14

( ゚ -゚) Remorseless pirates who refuse to financially support the creators whose work they love, despite being able to afford it.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:21

( ゚ -゚) Visual novels that are unavailable in the US.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:01

( ゚ -゚) The combination of high heat and high humidity.
(Also, >>94, you can import software from Japan. If retailers won't ship abroad, just pay a company such as DankeDanke.com who will provide you with a Japanese address and forward it on to you for the cost of international shipping plus some extra cash. That, or make some friends in Japan willing to do the same for less.)

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:26

( ゚ -゚) Thinking you're the first person to have thought of something, then googling it and discovering someone else thought of it years before you.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 04:12

( ゚ -゚) Finding a picture of a cute girl only to find out she was your mother at your age.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:57

( ゚ -゚) My thread died.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:58

( ゚ -゚) Flatmates not going home for the weekend during this heatwave, so I can't even lounge about naked.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:52

( ゚ -゚) I am not sure if I feel more pain than most people and am super-badass stoic about it, or if everyone feels about as much pain and is super-badass stoic about it.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:55

( ゚ -゚) I didn't sleep tonight

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:02

>>101
( ゚ -゚) I didn't sleep tonight either, as I'm not a time traveller. I did sleep last night, but am still quite sleepy. Not sure if that's due to insufficient sleep or the heat levels, or both.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:40

( ゚ -゚) Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 16:05

(* ゚ ₍-₎ ゚) Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep. Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:25

( ゚ -゚) That lovely website that formed a big part of my childhood.
( ゚ -゚) The one which I visited almost religiously, awaiting updates.
( ゚ -゚) It's dead and it isn't coming back.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:18

( ゚ -゚) I forgot about that party until three hours after it had started.
( ゚ -゚) By the time I had gotten all dressed up and ready to go, there were no buses to the party venue anymore.
( ゚ -゚) At the risk of sounding like an image macro: feels bad, man.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:23

( ゚ -゚) Whoops, I seem to have ended up falling in love with him.

( ゚ -゚) This is only a sad post because I've really messed up and I'm afraid that I might have lost him forever. Not giving up just yet, though.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:04

( ゚ -゚) I tried to remain empirical by telling her I had no opinion either way as to whether she was a whore, but she took that negatively.
( ゚ -゚) I only have myself to blame.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:30

( ゚ -゚) Sluts.

>>108
She's only objectively a whore if she has sex for money.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:57

( ゚ -゚) I'm going to be empty for the rest of my life. Nothing can fill this hole inside me.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:01

( ゚ -゚) My ex-girlfriend posting about her new girlfriend on /dqn/.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:16

( ゚ -゚) The light bulb in my lamp died.
( ゚ -゚) Replacing fluorescent bulbs is expensive.

>>111 I think if my ex went to the same places on the internet I went to, I'd stop going for a while. Unless you're like, a cuckold, or something.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:23

>>112
( ゚ -゚) I don't want to quit DQN, it's my favorite website.
( ゚ -゚) I don't want to hear about that other stuff either though.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:34

( ゚ -゚) My website is coming up on a 9th anniversary.

( ゚ -゚) I keep telling myself I'm going to do something with it some day, but realistically...

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 10:16

( ゚ -゚) I woke up at 3 and none of my friends are online

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 10:48

( ゚ -゚) My plastic honey bottle has sprung a small leak sometime after I put it in a hot water bath last week in order to re-liquefy the crystallized honey. No matter which way up I put it on the shelf, it always seems to stand in a small puddle of honey the next day. And yet I can't find any holes oozing honey when I squeeze it.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:02

( ゚ -゚) Humidity.
( ゚ -゚) Again.

>>111 That must be awkward! I have this ex who lurks all the same sites and boards and IRC channels as I do, and despite being dumped still hangs out on them. It is so weird.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 12:12

( ゚ -゚) I was going to wait until I could see my friend to admit that I've had a crush on them for a while, but they just got together with someone else.
( ゚ -゚) If their trip hadn't been postponed this might not have happened, and now I feel really stupid for not acting on my feelings sooner.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:16

( ゚ -゚) powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:43

( ゚ -゚) raw beef left in a Tupperware box in the fridge for a month

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:46

( ゚ -゚) I am the only one posting in /nihongo/ since over three days ago.
( ゚ -゚) So ronery.

122 Name: 米男 : 1993-09-6878 18:07

HELLO >>121
I AM HAPPY YANKEE

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:09

( ゚ -゚) If you are bound and determined to be unhappy, you will succeed.
( ゚ -゚) But there is no such guarantee for happiness.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:30

( ゚ -゚) Writing a bunch of crap in C for a microcontroller - realize I was in French-English mode and all the symbols are wrong.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 18:04

( ゚ -゚) Getting fed up less than a minute after starting to clean the room.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:19

( ゚ -゚) Menstruation

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:21

( ゚ -゚) Living life in 3D

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:21

( ゚ -゚) Your best friend is only using you for sex.
( ゚ -゚) You are pathetic.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:46

( ゚ -゚) I don't have a best friend.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:47

( ゚ -゚) Being worried that someone you care about might commit suicide.

( ゚ ー゚) I'll love you, okay?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:48

>>128
( ゚ -゚) I suppose "best friend" should include quotation marks.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 06:38

( ゚ -゚) Going to bed fervently hoping that I don't wake up.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:20

( ゚ -゚) Admins deleting your posts on websites.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:36

( ゚ -゚) Guacamole that does not contain any garlic.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:46

( ゚ -゚) Editing my Google+ profile, I noticed the bit saying "Looking for: Who are you looking for?" They neither offered a tickybox for "Sarah Connor" nor allowed write-in answers, though, so I had to leave it blank.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:51

( ゚ -゚) I will never be able to own a pet catgirl.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:35

( ゚ -゚) Nobody's started a new post happy things thread yet.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:52

( ゚ -゚) Sometimes, when a thread needs to be continued, I'm scared that someone will do it within the same few minutes I try to post the next one, leading to there being two competing threads that end up annihilating each other, killing a popular series forever.
( ゚ -゚) I fully admit that I can recall one time that someone thought a continuation started off with posts not in the DQN-damashii nor the spirit of the threads it was continuing, and another person agreed and started a new one, and everyone else tacitly agreed by posting in that one and ignoring the shitty one.
( ゚ -゚) I happen to know one of those two people was me, or else I might have attributed it to just one person.

( ゚ -゚) Unnecessarily long posts.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 21:46

( ゚ -゚) In much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 22:05

( ゚ -゚) Spilling coffee all over a book you were reading.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 22:14

( ゚ -゚) One day, people will no longer remember that COOL FREE RINGTONES is a reference to an annoying advertising campaign.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 23:28

( ゚ -゚) Not wanting to eat anything

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 02:58

( ゚ -゚) My teeth hurt and I don't know why. I take proper care of them.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 05:09

( ゚ -゚) Sorry, >>143. No matter how well you take care of your teeth, complete absence of dental pain for life is probably a rare occurrence. I myself thought my dental care adequate right up until I got my first cavities at age 23 (largely from stupid habits I had formed and rid myself of years before). Alas, enamel damage is cumulative.

( ゚ -゚) I don’t have a dental plan.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 05:12

Change is occurring, and I don't like it. I might have to go hide somewhere even more remote and neglected.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 11:04

( ゚ -゚) Not having a boyfriend who would want to nap on you after an awful day, while you pet his head and/or rub his back.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 12:00

( ゚ -゚) I have never carried out and been w.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:22

( ゚ -゚) I have never found my second mitten since that fateful fourth birthday party.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:28

( ゚ -゚) I once found some kids mitten at a birthday party. I never got to return it.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:54

>>146
I recommend a small dog or perhaps a cat if you can get a friendly one.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 21:38

>>147
Don't think, feel. And you'll be w.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 21:46

( ゚ -゚) People trying to trick me into being tanasinn.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:44

>>152
( ゚ -゚) Sounds more like "into being that espeon dude"

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:56

( ゚ -゚) Being denied sex because it's "too hot".

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 00:07

( ゚ -゚) Being denied sex because "I'm only 13".

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 05:28

( ゚ -゚) Abandoned forums, guestbooks, mailing lists, e-mail inboxes, et cetera, now populated only by spambots.
( ゚ -゚) Most of them hawking illegal things.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:11

( ゚ -゚) Images of you-know-what in you-know-where.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 10:19

( ゚ -゚) A dying relationship.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 01:15

( ゚ -゚) I still can't figure out what that captcha letter that looks like an r but isn't is.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 01:54

( ゚ -゚) Working on the weekends.
( ゚ -゚) Even though I had nothing else to do anyway.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:18

( ゚ -゚) My perfectionism is holding me back from doing the things I love.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 22:40

( ゚ -゚) Even though you can love someone without their permission, not having your feelings reciprocated might wear you out and make you feel abysmal abysmal and worthless.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 22:44

( ゚ -゚) Not noticing a mistake in your post until it's too late.

( ゚ -゚) This applies to mistakes in life in general, too.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 23:59

( ゚ -゚) accidentally dropping your summer sausage.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 00:42

( ゚ -゚) Seeing photos of me I don't remember being taken

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 04:29

( ゚ -゚) Bullies

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 09:33

( ゚ -゚) Only getting four hours of sleep.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 12:07

( ゚ -゚) Getting 11 hours of sleep.
( ゚ -゚) But waking up every hour to get sick.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 14:56

( ゚ -゚) I have to look after the dog, so I can't masturbate.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:17

>>169 why not get the dog to help you?

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:19

>>170
( ゚ -゚) My penis is pretty small, and I often give him these little sausage things as treats.
( ゚ -゚) Basically, I'm scared he'll bite my dick off.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 18:41

( ゚ ヮ゚) When you hug someone

( ゚ -゚) before remembering you hate being touched by anyone you’re not mutually sexually attracted to

( ゚ -゚) and that category includes nobody, not even yourself.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 19:48

>>172
( ゚ -゚) I'm more or less the same.

( ゚ -゚) The only person I'd want to be physically touched by is my waifu, and that isn't going to happen any time soon...

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 20:23

>>172
>>173
( ゚ -゚) This is also how I feel.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:08

( ゚ -゚) Worrying that the person you like hates physical contact like the posters above, and that by being physically affectionate towards them you'll make them feel uncomfortable rather than loved.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 22:21

( ゚ -゚) Taking it a little further and liking physical contact, but being overwhelmed by that part of the brain that gets you all worried about motives and your self-worth and other such things, rendering the whole experience unenjoyable and uncomfortable.

( ゚ -゚) Neuroticism.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:16

( ゚ -゚) Wanting to take things very slowly with physical intimacy and to be patient in general, since you really do care about the person you like and you want to minimise the uncomfortableness and maximise the warm and fuzzy feelings, and you're not going to demand that they do things that make them feel bad... and knowing that it might not be enough, that they might not be able to trust you, or even that maybe they don't even want to trust you.

( ゚ -゚) Falling in love with people without needing them to give you much in return.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:21

( ゚ -゚) People staying at your house for too long. Being afraid to tell them to go away, because you just want to be alone.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:33

( ゚ -゚) Still kinda missing that person who savagely broke your heart over a decade ago.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 00:22

( ゚ -゚) Migraines.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 00:27

( ゚ -゚) The douchebag upstairs moving furniture at night.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 01:12

( ゚ -゚) This sofa is really heavy, but it needs moving today.
( ゚ -゚) I hope I don't wake up the guy downstairs.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 02:54

( ゚ -゚) The buy below me is moving what sounds like furniture...late at night.
( ゚ -゚) Maybe the guy below him and myself could go teach him a lesson.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 03:48

( ゚ -゚) having a stomachache.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 05:11

( ゚ -゚) Deciding you need a short break from DQN
( ゚ -゚) Never coming back

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 05:13

( ゚ -゚) Wanting to disappear.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 05:23

( ゚ -゚) this heat wave done fried my brains

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:35

( ゚ -゚) Not getting the hint the first time.
( ゚ -゚) Then feeling like a big idiot.

189 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6888 14:38

( ゚ -゚) Running while there's a record breaking heat wave.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:40

( ゚ -゚) Realizing how you're not on the same level as your peers.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 20:51

( ゚ -゚) Realizing your former peers are now light-years ahead of you.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 08:03

( ゚ -゚) I simply cannot beat this game.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 18:28

( ゚ -゚) I will never beat lunatic modo

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 19:38

>>191
( ゚ -゚) Seeing that a former jock from your high school co-authored a research paper in quantum physics, while you're still an undergrad―then discovering it's his third publication in a peer-reviewed natural science journal.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 20:40

( ゚ -゚) Being refused entrance to the final exam because you attended one fewer lecture than the required number.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 21:00

>>195 well that was silly, sorry you messed up

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 08:19

( ゚ -゚) Several of my favourite threads have died.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 09:30

( ゚ -゚) Pretty much all my favorite threads died a long time ago and I’m the only one who keeps bumping them.
( ゚ -゚) I’m really only still here for this and Post Happy Things.

( ゚ -゚) This isn't going to be a popular opinion with the crowd that’s around now, but many of the threads that characterize DQN now really belong on other boards. Yes, they are lonely, but keeping them here is contributing to that problem.
( ゚ -゚) I am aware of the hypocrisy. Pardon me.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6892 23:13

( ゚ -゚) I can't let my dog sleep in my bed tonight because she rolled in fox shit and now she smells really bad.
( ゚ -゚) Really, really bad.
( ゚ -゚) She's outside my door right now, trying to push the door open with her nose.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 00:05

( ゚ -゚) Migraines.
( ゚ -゚) Never ending, day long migraines.
( ゚ -゚) I want to rip my head off.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 00:25

( ゚ -゚) My life carries as much meaning as the grain of rice I just ate.
( ゚ -゚) It tasted pretty good.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 05:50

( ゚ -゚) I've masturbated four times now, but it's still not going down...

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 06:15

( ゚ -゚) I have no friends, no love, and no goals.
( ˃ ヮ˂ ) Time to live however the fuck I want.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 11:07

( ゚ ヮ゚) five new posts in the past week on my favorite long-abandoned porn imageboard!
( ゚ -゚) all of them between some guy being a PC nazi and another guy being an absolutely insensitive cock.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 12:19

( ゚ -゚) people posting about cocaine on /dqn/

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 13:43

( ゚ -゚) …the sun might be up, but my head is still down.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 16:02

( ゚ -゚) Lazy Sunday mornings where you don't want to do anything.
( ゚ -゚) ...only you have no choice.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 17:29

( ゚ -゚) None of my favourite internet content creators have posted anything new recently.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 17:52

( ゚ -゚) >>208's favorite content creator isn't DQN...

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 22:25

( ゚ -゚) Having to work even though it's Sunday.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6893 22:57

( ゚ -゚) No cocaine.

>>200
I don't like advocating drugs, but I believe that various substances related to ergotamines have a lot of potential in curing cluster headaches and probably also migraines. You'd do well to research them, and then take some LSD!!

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 05:37

( ゚ -゚) 12kbps internet speed.
( ゚ -゚) not even being throttled.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 02:00

( ゚ -゚) Being attractive and interesting.
( ゚ -゚) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ゚ -゚) You're already in a relationship.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:22

( ゚ -゚) Watching someone try and fit in.
( ゚ -゚) They just get ignored.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 02:21

( ゚ -゚) Being attractive and interesting.
( ゚ -゚) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ゚ -゚) You find them all revolting.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:11

( ゚ -゚) Being attractive and interesting ... to bisexual males only.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 11:05

( ゚ -゚) I have the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 11:06

( ゚ -゚) Only one girl has ever found me attractive.
( ゚ -゚) She was hideous on the outside and on the inside.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 22:31

( ゚ -゚) I tried driving a while ago.
( ゚ -゚) I was too weak to push the brakes.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 03:05

( ゚ -゚) Inexplicable pain in your arm.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 07:06

( ゚ -゚) // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:58

( ゚ -゚) I could be sleeping right now.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 12:00

( ゚ -゚) Oh great, that idiot fucker from /jp/ has discovered the other textboard.
( ゚ -゚) I wish that there could be a third, even MORE secret area to post on.
( ゚ -゚) It's pathetic to be in tears over this, isn't it?

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 13:30

>>223
( ゚ -゚) Sadly, that guy snakes his way in everywhere.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 14:14

>>223
( ゚ -゚) Just post on /mod/ instead of spreading lies.

226 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6898 20:48

( ゚ -゚) forgetting emoticon in a themed thread.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 20:50

( ゚ -゚) Unwanted people showing up at your apartment.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 00:22

( ゚ -゚) Someone on youtube just told me to kill myself because I made a self-deprecating joke and he told it seriously. That kind of pisses me off for some reason.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 07:14

( ゚ -゚) An Elitist read a YouTube boob's dumbass reply.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 07:20

( ゚ -゚) Emotional self-imprisonment.
( ゚ -゚) Help me...

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 18:53

>>229
( ゚ -゚) Man, I got a message through the youtube messaging thing about that comment. I couldn't just ignore it. Get out with that. And I'm not an elitist, what the hell.

>>230
( ゚ -゚) I wish I could, but I'm in the same prison.

232 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6900 18:58

( ゚ -゚) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/48 OH COME ON! I CLEARLY POSTED IN THE LATEST MUSIC THREAD!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 20:48

( ゚ -゚) Wanting >>230 to elaborate. But...

/(◕‿‿◕)\ I hereby liberate you, >>230. Don't worry about payment, it's on the house.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 23:01

( ゚ -゚) If you are not an Elitist, >>231, please leave the Elitist Superstructure the hell alone.

( ゚ -゚) And yes, yes you could just ignore it.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 02:42

( ゚ -゚) >>231

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 12:38

>>234
Perhaps he's a holdover from the time when this was the Immaturity Mansion of DQN. If so, he can hardly be taken to task for his lack of l33t.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 17:10

>>232 Thanks, you might be interested to know my name is a pokémon reference - the old man glitch to duplicate the 6th item in your backpack in red and blue

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 02:38

>>234>>235>>236
( ゚ -゚) You've all thoroughly shamed me. Now I have to self-exile myself from the board.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 07:30

( ゚ -゚) Drinking and saying the wrong things over IRC.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 09:57

( ゚ -゚) Kids

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6902 13:40

( ゚ -゚) Non-condensed post links.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:14

>>241
( ゚ -゚) Adding water to non-condensed soup.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 01:58

>>241
( ゚ -゚) I had to add this to my custom CSS doohickey a while back because there were so many table breaking idiot posts one week. It's been refreshingly effective, I must say. Perhaps a bit simple to post to userstyles.org? I dunno; I never really tested it with any theme besides Pseud0ch.

.replytext { overflow: auto; }

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 07:55

( ゚ -゚) I feel like plunging into my books and writings keeps me from getting ahead of myself socially and making a bunch of friends I wish I hadn't met at all...

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 20:24

( ゚ -゚) It'll be more than a week before I can use my own computer again.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 19:10

( ゚ -゚) I didn't build this. Somebody else made it happen.

( ゚ -゚) ... all that work for nothing.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 20:34

( ゚ -゚) Excruciating headaches every single day.
( ゚ -゚) I want to die.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 18:33

( ゚ -゚) Deafness.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 06:21

( ゚ -゚) Tone-deaf people insisting on loudly singing along to all of my karaoke performances.
( ゚ -゚) Now, I'm no Pavarotti myself, but this is just rude.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 06:42

( ゚ -゚) Gateway Time-out

( ゚ -゚) The gateway did not receive a timely response from the upstream server or application.

( ゚ -゚) Apache/2.2.16 (Debian) Server at 4-ch.net Port 80

( ゚ -゚) Every single time I post on /dqn/.
( ゚ -゚) Every.
( ゚ -゚) Single.
( ゚ -゚) Time.

( ゚ -゚) And no wonder, just look at the thread list! 977 threads as of this post!
( ゚ -゚) Tell you what, Squeeks. Why don't you just choose a nice round cut-off number, say 255, and move all threads with higher numbers on that list to the Forbidden Garden? And possibly automate this process to repeat every time /dqn/ exceeds a certain number of posts?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 11:05

( ゚ -゚) That is a long-ass whinge.
( ゚ -゚) You could have easily put the same information in two polite sentences in /req/ instead of crossposting a rude rant.
( ゚ -゚) Not saying the slowness is great, but....

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 10:47

( ゚ -゚) I've signed myself up for something I'm not sure I can even do. This could turn out to be very humiliating indeed.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 14:13

( ゚ -゚) >>250 good to know i'm not the only person getting this problem

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 17:41

( ゚ -゚) We-know-who doing we-know-what in we-know-where.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:47

( ゚ -゚) Danbooru didn't approve my upload.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yet Safebooru did! Yeah!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:13

( ゚ -゚) Saggy old-man butts.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:46

( ゚ -゚) The feeling you get on Sunday nights.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I don't have a job!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 10:26

( ゚ -゚) Upsetting a friend.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 11:21

( ゚ -゚) Step on my cats paw. I'm so sorry.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 13:45

( ゚ -゚) Oops...it's the autism.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 06:17

( ゚ -゚) What an awful date

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:12

( ゚ -゚) I'm still obsessed with the same girl that caused me to become depressed and has made me realize just how much of a piece of shit I am.

( ゚ -゚) I'm sure that she has long forgotten me and is probably being fucked by some guy she met at college.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:43

( ゚ -゚) Having a problem you can't tell anyone about.

>>262
( ゚ -゚) Remember: bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:54

( ゚ -゚) I will never be a NEET because of my guilty conscience.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 14:16

>>264
( ゚ -゚) I will never be a NEET because my parents abandoned me and I have to pay rent.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 14:26

( ゚ -゚) Being a NEET with a guilty conscience.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 05:45

>>263
( ゚ -゚) You were right. I didn't heed your advice out of inexperience and weakness and now I suffered through the embarrassment of making myself the fool.

( ゚ -゚) Why am I so fucking stupid?!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 18:36

( ゚ -゚) My captcha is telling me to di.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 13:09

i wasn't around was around when world2ch was around

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 23:29

( ゚ -゚) Seven years after I gave it up, Windows is still as bad at the Unicode as I remember.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 10:41

( ゚ -゚) I was back in my hometown for the first time in ages and I was going to see my dad on Wednesday night but he cancelled at the last minute because he had to give my little brother a lift somewhere, so the giant chocolate coin with "NO. 1 DAD" embossed in it I got as a little gift for him is now my breakfast.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 12:11

( ゚ -゚) Feeling the same as >>266 and realizing that I won't ever have a chance to snuggle with him.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 14:31

( ゚ -゚) vericode: exam
( ゚ -゚) thanks for reminding me, vericode machine.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 16:43

( ゚ -゚) Being bad with words and totally screwing up a presentation and then having that remind you how bad at words you are.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 17:31

( ゚ -゚) Having a bunch of friends coming over but you can't drink.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7031 19:01

>>275
You'll be okay, Stay strong.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 01:02

( ゚ -゚) Pseudorandom on iichan is still down and I'm beginning to think it may never return.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 03:48

( ゚ -゚) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 03:49

( ゚ -゚) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 05:27

>>279
( ゚ -゚) People were being lewd.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 05:32

( ゚ -゚) Lewdness.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 09:41

( ゚ -゚) virgules

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 13:11

( ゚ -゚) Having to read 10 chapters of a rather boring book by this afternoon.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 20:24

( ゚ -゚)My father became very ill when I was about 8, and struggled to get out of bed for 2 years.

My mother then started to abuse me physically and emotionally after that, because he wasn't there to moderate her behavior. Occasions were the worst, because she tried to get love and attention from me that I couldn't give her, and flicked from hysterical crying to chasing my sister and I with hammers or cutlery. The only lockable door in our house is cracked and punctured from her attacks.

When I was 10 or 11 years of age she kissed me in a sexual way, she made sure our kiss was sexual. It was disgusting, how dare she touch me in that way. She tried to make me a surrogate husband cause her actual husband despised her and was too sick to do anything about it. I got sexual comments from her for the next 8 years, and was touched in ways that humiliated me.

It wasn't my fault. It doesn't matter to me if she dies; I won't go to the funeral - I don't want to be part of it.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 10:49

>>285
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287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 21:12

( ゚ -゚) I cannot think of anything at all to post in the Post Happy Things thread.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 21:14

( ゚ -゚) Having to waste my time on youtube responding to someone defending inches when SI units are clearly superior.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 00:10

( ゚ -゚) A famous, talentless DJ did a remix of a song by my favorite artist bringing the attention of idiotic teenagers to the song. I did not even know this till I read the YouTube comments of the song while trying to share the song with a friend.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 12:56

( ゚ -゚) Slipping on an unseen patch of ice, bruising your left upper arm and thigh in the resulting fall.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 14:01

>>285 I'm sorry.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 14:12

( ゚ -゚) Having to reinstall Linux because of kernel panics as the result of forcing a system update after 20 months of disuse.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 16:26

( ゚ -゚) Ferrets are banned where I live

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 05:50

( ゚ -゚) I met someone who I thought might like me.
( ゚ -゚) Turns out she only like girls.
( ゚ -゚) This keeps happening to me.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 06:14

>>294 become a girl

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 22:13

>>295 Like I could afford a sex change.

( ゚ -゚) Sex changes costing so much.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 01:01

( ゚ -゚) Life costing so much.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 01:07

( ゚ -゚) Sex costing so much.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 04:20

( ゚ -゚) 10-page essays.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 04:37

( ゚ -゚) bad data

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 09:14

( ゚ -゚) Having a great "Let's take on the world" mood in the morning and then starting to over-analyze my life again to post on DQN...

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 18:11

( ゚ -゚) parents either don't realize I can hear them backchatting from my bedroom

( ゚ -゚) or worse... they do and are just that passive-agressive

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 22:57

( ゚ -゚) >>302, I bet they do! One of them would probably even visit you before chatting to make you aware of their presence.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 05:48

( ゚ -゚) Emily shitposting on /dqn/

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 21:23

( ゚ -゚) People who use the term "shitpost" on /dqn/.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 01:14

( ゚ -゚) Performing automanipulation until my phallus starts to hurt.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 01:37

( ゚ -゚) Being one of those guys who parrots posts, changing one or two words for a cheap laugh, and loathing yourself for doing so.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 02:49

( ゚ -゚) Being a guy.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 18:30

( ゚ -゚) Being one of those whiny bitches who pretend to have some sort of an exquisite and extremely ironic sense of humour.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 18:32

( ゚ -゚) Getting killed in a video game and constantly complaining about it to a friend who is getting completely destroyed at the very same time as I lead the scoreboard.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 22:35

( ゚ -゚) Not having any money to buy my family Christmas presents with.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 13:36

( ゚ -゚) When oh when will http://vip-quality.org return?

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 16:26

( ゚ -゚) I would totally recommend this site to someone who'd like to learn about 3D modeling, but it would be kind of hard to explain that you're not trying to prank someone when the site is called poopinmymouth.com.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 18:29

>>312
( ゚ -゚) He has a new site now.
( ゚ -゚) http://4x13.net/

( ゚ -゚) Teenagers.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 23:29

>>314 oh, nice but i've seen it. I was enjoying talking to other NEETs on the /NEET/ board

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 08:31

>>314
( ゚ -゚) jeez, how many internet monikers can one guy have

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7053 22:37

( ゚ -゚) Early usernames.
( ゚ -゚) They will never go away.
( ゚ -゚) Ever.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 02:30

( ゚ -゚) People always hating on the game that you like.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7054 20:50

( ゚ -゚) "hating on"

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 19:58

( ゚ -゚) It got cold enough for mittens outside, and I can't find mine anywhere.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7057 23:35

( ゚ -゚) Trysts unrealized.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 03:03

( ゚ -゚) waking up unable to move

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 04:53

( ゚ -゚) no more iichan.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 09:42

( ゚ -゚) Waking up with almost no daylight left.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 10:01

( ゚ -゚) there's wakachan...oh wait, thats gone too.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 10:13

( ゚ -゚) i have no nekoko to yell "FUCKING NOW!" into my ear

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 04:09

( ゚ -゚) eating food with seeds in it and having them come back out intact in my poop.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 01:33

( ゚ -゚) Waking up with a headache.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 18:28

( ゚ -゚) I was called an idiot by some real circlejerky self-important people on youtube for making a purposely stupid joke in the comments section.

( ゚ -゚) I think they're right. I'm an idiot just for paying any attention to or making youtube comments. I should be studying!

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 20:05

( ゚ -゚) Most of my favourite boards have dropped off the Wakachan sidebar.

( ゚ -゚) Why do all the boards I love have to die?

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 20:59

( ゚ -゚) I just became aware that I'm at the end of my rope.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 21:07

( ゚ -゚) I think I'm slowly slipping into mild depression or I'm at least becoming emotionally unstable.

( ゚ー ゚) Academia is great.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 21:21

>>330
( ゚ ヮ゚) Pointy Ears board is still there!
( ゚ -゚) It still gets about one post per 3 months.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 01:34

( ゚ -゚) I will never play Dangan Ronpa

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 04:23

( ゚ -゚) me too neither

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 04:46

( ゚ -゚) Nobody has invented Dangan Clonepa.

337 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7104 10:05

( ゚ -゚) Oh, Pointy Ears isn't about espeons.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 14:27

( ゚ -゚) Calling attention to a board, having off-topic posts appear there the next day.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 14:50

( ゚ -゚) Nobody on /jp/ getting the GET.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 16:00

( ゚ -゚) /jp/ being a shit.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 17:26

( ゚ -゚) "/jp/"

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 20:29

( ゚ -゚) Retsublitz is over.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 21:17

>>342
( ゚ -゚) Meet n Fuck Kingdom was a total disappointment.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 21:20

>>343
( ゚ -゚) I secretly wanted to go and play it after.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 22:20

>>344
( ゚ -゚) I did play it after

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 23:47

>>343-345
( ゚ -゚) I played it years ago and have had it bookmarked ever since.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7122 23:52

( ゚ -゚) Watching Macross II after thoroughly enjoying SDF Macross.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:09

( ゚ -゚) >>342-346

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:19

( ゚ -゚) >>348

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 00:22

( ゚ -゚) This thread.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 01:08

( ゚ -゚) That poster.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7136 19:59

( ゚ -゚) 8-year-olds can apparently become astronauts.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 00:08

( ゚ -゚) The guy who keeps talking to himself in various threads, ruining all creative fun.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7137 02:02

( ゚ -゚) People not keeping it gay.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:04

( ゚ -゚) the feel of feces pressing against the inside of my anus

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 04:11

( ゚ -゚) talk of farts and feces

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 17:50

( ゚ -゚) People who write "websight".

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 18:12

( ゚ -゚) People who don't like "websight"

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:08

( ゚ -゚) The Kuso Miso Technique and the Yaranaika meme

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:29

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361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 09:01

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362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 19:48

( ゚ -゚) The shitposter...
( ゚ ー゚) At least he sages, I suppose.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:01

( ゚ -゚) telnet: could not resolve synchronet/telnet: Name or service not known

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 00:06

>>363
It's Synchro.net

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 22:08

( ゚ -゚) Awww literally right after I read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/139 my mum said I stink and that I was making her stomach turn. Do my friends think that?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7201 22:20

( ゚ -゚) >>365 doesn't realize how badly he reeks.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:25

( ゚ -゚) Slowing my studies down, and not feeling like doing anything at all.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 08:55

( ゚ -゚) What's the point of student libraries if cute girls aren't working there?

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:45

( ゚ -゚) Fun, almost unreadable broken boards making me pine for /z/

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:51

( ゚ -゚) I got banned from 4chan and now I don't know what to do. I could learn some Japanese but I'm not in the mood for it

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:31

>>370
Read SICP, learn maths.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 18:10

( ゚ -゚) Superman totally snapped Zod's neck.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 21:26

( ゚ -゚) Feeling guilty over nothing.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 02:56

( ゚ -゚) A red streak on the toilet paper after I wipe my arse.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7277 03:06

( ゚ -゚) A brown streak on my fingers after I wipe my arse.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 01:25

( ゚ -゚) Toilet paper bursts into flames when I wipe my arse.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 02:27

( ゚ -゚) The good news is you have demon blood.
( ゚ -゚) The bad news is your anus is bleeding.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 17:22

( ゚ -゚) Inexplicably having jism on the back of my shirt after whacking off.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 14:27

( ゚ -゚) Eldrad must live.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 19:00

( ゚ -゚) American and Jewish authorities not trusting males to keep one of the most attended-to parts of their anatomy clean.

( ゚ -゚) Ears get dirty over time too. Why not remove those at birth?

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 17:25

( ゚ -゚) You can never read SICP for the first time again.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 11:30

( ゚ -゚) My first time with SICP was disappointing, I became frustrated and dropped it about 1/3 through. Of course I'm not going to pick it up where I left, but begin from the scratch, because a few months have already passed since then.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 20:03

( ゚ -゚) Went to check my Lavabit e-mail, find it's shut down thanks to governmental tomfoolery.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7289 12:21

( ゚ -゚) neet.to is down again

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 03:51

( ゚ -゚) There are still people who think that gay = anal sex and anal sex = gay.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:40

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7304 16:10

( ゚ -゚) There are still people who use = to mean →.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 02:47

( ゚ -゚) The JonTron Show is still not as entertaining as Jon on Game Grumps was.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7331 04:20

( ゚ -゚) "I drive a black muscle car therefore I'm required to be the fastest person on the highway." No, fuck you.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7332 15:24

( ゚ -゚) captcha systems with advertising built in.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 23:51

( ゚ -゚) someone left a huge turd in the toilet at work and didn't flush

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 00:16

also, ( ゚ -゚) listening to a band that used to be your most favoritest and thinking "this is actually a bit lackluster."

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 02:37

>>391

When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.

Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 10:46

( ゚ -゚) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 03:55

( ゚ -゚) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.

Also, I'm constipated

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 09:56

( ゚ -゚) This exists.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 14:47

( ゚ -゚) Now I want that product.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 15:18

>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.

Why am I sitting in a terminal?

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 03:57

( ゚ -゚) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 21:46

( ゚ -゚) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 19:53

( ゚ -゚) Porn with crappy dubbed audio.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 21:48

( ゚ -゚) Porn without crappy dubbed audio.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 14:38

( ゚ -゚) The number of porn flicks with "anal" in the title that are actually gangbangs.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 14:16

( ゚ -゚) Missing the cable airing of my favourite Christmas movie and having to wait a whole year before it's appropriate to watch it again..

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 18:35

>>404
Watch it in on New Year like all Russians do or even wait until Orthodox Christmas which is a bit later!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 18:36

( ゚ -゚) I'm constipooted again.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:05

( ゚ -゚) Having a fetish for lipstick and only finding "lipstick lesbian" bullshit when trying to find relevant porn.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:06

( ゚ -゚) Having a fetish for lesbians while being a straight male.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 22:24

( ゚ -゚) American women.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 22:33

( ゚ -゚) Women.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 10:24

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 20:23

( ゚ -゚) Being a lipstick lesbian and having a fetish for >>407 but not >>408

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 07:06

( ゚ -゚) It can be demonstrated via the pigeonhole principle and reasonable estimates of an upper limit that there is without a doubt at least one other person out there with the exact same number of hairs on their head out there as me, and via basic statistics that it is highly unlikely there aren't more. So much for being a special snowflake.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 03:30

( ゚ -゚) The daddy-longlegs in my shower is gone, and in its place are sewer fly larvae. Hate those bastards. And they couldn't care less about urine.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:41

( ゚ -゚) My captcha; sadman.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 13:28

( ゚ -゚) Shooting a big hot jizz load that on closer inspection is all yellowish and gelatinous rather than creamy white.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 15:50

( ゚ -゚) Whenever I try to paste some AA from elsewhere onto this board, it comes out retarded. Setting "text art" only makes it even more retarded.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 00:25

( ゚ -゚) Getting b& from your favourite imageboard.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 00:32

( ゚ -゚) My airbed sprung a leak and I woke up on the floor.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 04:56

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which never existed.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 19:49

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which no longer exists.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:27

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:31

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something you haven't experienced. For me, this is the early internet age, along with the rise of text/imageboards.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 00:30

( ゚ -゚) Billionaire girl fell into a bit of a dip and then it was bad for a while and then it was NTR and then the ending was stupid.

<sage>
>>423 the only thing you missed was muds with actual player bases.
</sage>

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 02:59

( ゚ -゚) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 10:05

( ゚ -゚) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 01:05

( ゚ -゚) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 17:59

( ゚ -゚) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 17:15

( ゚ -゚) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:16

( ゚ -゚) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 08:52

( ゚ -゚) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 17:30

( ゚ -゚) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 03:45

( ゚ -゚) Gensokyo isn't real

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 08:44

aaaa

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 18:25

( ゚ -゚) >>434 is crying again.

( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ -゚) Big baby.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 19:48

( ゚ -゚) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 12:06

( ゚ -゚) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 23:59

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 06:42

( ゚ -゚) Realizing that the company you work for has employed far more persons who turned out to be serial killers than is statistically likely.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 03:03

( ゚ -゚) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 14:57

( ゚ -゚) My jaw muscle cramped up again.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 23:14

( ゚ -゚) I'm still in love with a girl that I used to be friends with and I can't move on.

( ゚ -゚) I know that nothing will come out of it and I don't want it to since I don't want to betray my 2D beliefs, and don't want to accept things as they are now when they could've been so much better.

( ゚ -゚) I still can't let go and I hate it.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 16:13

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole posting unhappy things thing.
 (   )

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 16:15

( ゚ -゚) Ape has killed ape.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 19:26

( ゚ -゚) Ant has killed ant.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 20:01

( ゚ -゚) People hating on the Great Grape Ape.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 20:50

( ゚ -゚) The Shadout Mapes.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 21:25

( ゚ -゚) What is the Western term for herbivore man? I think it applies to me.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 23:24

( ゚ -゚) Loser. That's the word.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 08:24

( ゚ -゚) Masturbating to completion and still being unsatisfied but too tired to do it again.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 00:39

( ゚ -゚) A poor little insect got pissed on by a Duke Nukem impersonator in the shower.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 09:23

( ゚ -゚) Britney Spears urinated on a ladybug in the woods.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 04:14

( ゚ -゚) My Fleshlight smells kind of funny despite my best efforts to keep it clean.

( ゚ -゚) It's not even a butthole-like smell to go with the butthole shape, either.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:06

( ゚ -゚) Ladybugs in Japan actually bite.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:12

( ゚ -゚) This thread has 454 posts

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:45

( ゚ -゚) Porn flicks that have a narrator.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 19:02

( ゚ -゚) People like >>93 exist.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 15:22

( ゚ -゚) >>93 won't use the lotion on its skin, even when its told.

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 19:54

( ゚ -゚) Greece ran out of other people's money.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 01:14

( ゚ -゚) The lasting ache of masturbatory penis injuries.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 05:29

( ゚ -゚) I'm still alive.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 21:44

( ゚ -゚) You're still alive.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:05

( ゚ -゚) He's still alive.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 02:25

( ゚ -゚) She's still alive. Damn her black heart.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 22:06

( ゚ -゚) Downloading H-anime after seeing a clip of an interesting scene, but the scene in the clip was the only good one.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 22:07

>>465 I know that feel bro.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 21:02

( ゚ -゚) I'm still me.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 21:42

( ゚ -゚) I'm still here.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 11:06

( ゚ -゚) I am downloading an MMO.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 12:50

( ゚ -゚) I am hyped for a good MMO
( ゚ -゚) Because I believe one will come this year
( ゚ -゚) I mean WoW is crashing down
( ゚ -゚) ...

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 01:03

( ゚ -゚) MMO
( ゚ -゚) "good"
( ゚ -゚) Choose one, pl0x.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 11:51

( ゚ -゚) Sunvox advertises itself as running on a lot of devices, but some of the example songs don't run even on a netbook.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 00:06

( ゚ -゚) I >upgraded to Windows 10 and now all these faces on DQN aren't displaying. All I see is boxes.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:19

( ゚ -゚) I'm remembering all the embarrassing stuff I did years ago.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:27

>>473
( ゚ ー゚) It worked fine for me!

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 15:34

>>473

( ゚-゚) Download Mona Font

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 17:01

( ゚ -゚) Someone, somewhere, is using microsoft windows.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 17:07

>>477
( ゚ -゚) someone, somewhere is complaining about using microsoft windows.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:14

>>477
( ゚ -゚) Somewhere, someone has a huge superiority complex because they don't use Microsoft Windows.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 10:50

( ゚ -゚) starting to play an MMO, then realizing you may as well be playing a single player game because you have no friends to play with.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 11:04

( ゚ -゚) Being mean to a pet because you're in a bad mood, then feeling bad about it when they still come back demanding affection.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 14:39

>>480
( ゚ -゚)Realizing that MMO's have been taken over by those fancy "instances" and raid zone things

( ゚ -゚)Realizing they're just single player games

( ゚ -゚)Realizing you should quit while you can

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 01:24

( ゚ -゚) Posting an ugly picture to try to annoy people on an imageboard and then feeling queasy at the sight of it myself.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 05:02

( ゚ -゚) I broke my hand and it really hurts and I broke it because I lost my temper and I don't like myself fro it.
( -_-) It took a really long time to type this.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 23:36

( ゚ -゚) Fonts where I have to highlight "PomPyro" to assure myself that it doesn't say "PornPyro".

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 00:23

( ゚ -゚) people lusting after DQNcoins

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 04:59

( ゚ -゚) Spending $15 to purchase a device that does X and, when it breaks down after a decade of hard use, finding out that it is no longer manufactured, and that the cheapest device that does X nowadays costs $95 because it also does Y, Z, and W, none of which I want or will ever use.

( ゚ -゚) Finding out that the cheapest device that does X as well as my old device costs more like $200.

( ゚ -゚) Finding out that those devices have a battery life half as long as I am accustomed to because they also do Y', Z', and W', none of which I want or will ever use.

( ゚ -゚) Finding out that used copies of my old device are entirely in the hands of scalpers, who now price them at $95.

( ゚ -゚) Trying to teach myself how to solder.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 06:44

>>487
( ゚ ー゚) Soldering is kind of fun, though.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 12:02

( ゚ -゚) Dead pixels on a monitor I bought only two weeks ago.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 16:14

>>489
( ゚ -゚) getting dead pixels on a laptop computer immediately after the warranty ends.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 17:54

( ゚ -゚) Seeing an otherwise hot girl but she has one of those nose piercings that someone once aptly described as "metal boogers".

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:30

( ゚ -゚) Piercings are repulsive, and I include traditional lobe piercings in that estimation.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:31

( ゚ -゚) Dead pixel on my PSP-1003.

( ゚ ー゚) >>489 back about 8 years ago, I bought a laptop with maybe a dozen dead pixels. They said I couldn't return it. PC world are shit. I exchanged it for a better one instead.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 12:15

( ゚ -゚) RL stabbing me in the butt on the one day I want to go to a special RP event on the game I'm on that it might make me late for.

495 Name: tomu : 1993-09-8034 13:47

back about

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 15:37

( ゚ -゚) the nichijou manga ends in december.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 15:06

>>493 you can by cheap replacement parts if you're willing to deal with the repair screwdriver mess and it's surprisingly simple from a site like dealextreme (although a new psp might just be better if it's a 1003)

( ゚ -゚) slow hong kong shipping

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:37

( ゚ -゚) You will never understand the context of all 2ch SJIS.
( ゚ -゚) Then again my need to understand them is probably worse.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 11:55

( ゚ -゚) Not being able to post a gross animated gif because the file size is too large.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 18:16

( ゚ -゚) The air conditioner at my apartment stopped working.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 19:31

( ゚ -゚) VT-x not enabled on any of my laptops. Damn you, guix.

>>497 I'm looking into a vita recently, though the pixel ain't so annoying most of the time. More annoying is its inability to show black or red without it bleeding everywhere.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:56

( ゚ -゚) noticing the first signs of a receding hairline while cutting your hair.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 01:58

( ゚ -゚) Realizing your receding hairline is the only thing standing between you and total baldness.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 04:28

( ゚ -゚) The inexorable forward march of time.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 14:15

( ゚ -゚) Nichijou was never good

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 17:50

( ゚ -゚) Finding unresolvable dependencies on your system

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 18:17

( ゚ -゚) Trying to use apt-get

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 18:25

Nix and Guix, baby!

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 18:38

( ゚ -゚) Updating OS X so I can install the latest Xcode so I can debug an app on an iPhone someone updated to the latest iOS.
Fuck you Apple.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 19:42

( ゚ -゚) being surrounded by techno dweebs

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 19:52

( ゚ -゚) techno luddites

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 21:17

( ゚ -゚) Firefox's new direction
( ゚ -゚) Mozilla's CEO
( ゚ -゚) EME and extension signing taking choice away from users

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 23:58

( ゚ -゚) Minecraft is gone for good this time.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 07:33

I'll be working for the rest of my life

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 08:59

( ゚ -゚)Nothing really matress

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 15:38

( ゚ ヮ゚) ha ha mattress!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 17:53

( ゚ -゚) I'll be unemployed for the rest of my life

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 15:22

>>517
( ゚ ヮ゚) Congratulations on retirement!

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 15:25

PLEASE RESPOND

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 21:04

>>519
sup?

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 19:29

( ゚ -゚) I can't find a good online Indian minimarket.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 19:30

( ゚ -゚) I can't find a good online Indian minimarket.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 19:57

( ゚ -゚) I need to leave the house today

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:04

( ゚ -゚) I still can't find a good online Indian minimarket.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:05

( ゚ -゚) I couldn't get my script to work, it's been 3 days

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:31

( ゚ -゚) I have some ideas for games I want to make, but I have no idea how to program.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 21:55

>>526 post ideas!

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 23:01

>>527
I'm not >>526, but I always wanted to make a procedurally generated danmaku game. There would be no enemies; rather, the danmaku appears from the top/sides and you progress just by surviving. The bullets would be slow, but dense; the challenge would be more about being able to make fine movements and avoid getting overwhelmed, rather than reaction speed. It would have a storyline which you unlock as you get further into the game, sort of like Irisu Syndrome; a calm, contemplative storyline, but with hints of darker undertones.

( ゚ -゚) Unfortunately, I can only do fairly basic programming, and I only know MATLAB and Python. I suppose I could mess around with Pygame and see where I get, but I have so much else in my life already that I'm not sure another major project like this is a good idea.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 03:35

>>528
It doesn't seem like it would be that hard with gamemaker.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 08:54

( ゚ -゚) I just sent an email. I didn't want to send it, but it needed to be sent.

Really, I should've sent it a long time ago. I'd typed up several drafts of it over the last year or so, but then discarded them. I'm just not a very assertive person.

It's not a romantic sort of relationship, but that doesn't mean its having gone sour doesn't tear me apart inside. IT STARTED OUT SO WELL

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 10:10

>>526
I have ideas, and I can program. I'm no artist though (AFAICT).

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 12:37

( ゚ -゚) Getting a creepy email from that creepy guy you've always been polite to

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 22:27

>>531
( ゚ -゚) Are you me? I seem to have this particular feeling from time to time, that I have no individuality whatsoever.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 23:07

>>533
Must be instrumentality in action.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 02:38

( ゚ -゚) The few things I really want out of life are incredibly hard to get. Although I work and save I don't care much about anything else. So for me living is like looking up at a tall mountain and thinking I have to climb over it, but knowing almost for a fact that I'll never make it.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 09:44

>>533
I'm not sure. I'll send myself an email - let me know when you get it.

( ゚ -゚) I get that feeling too. I generally try to fix it by learning something new.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 18:52

( ゚ -゚) I can see the end, and it's always the same.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 02:58

( ゚ -゚) They are all doomed to repeat it and no matter what I say they won't listen.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 00:01

( ゚ -゚) Hunger

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 01:15

( ゚ -゚) One moment they praise you. The next moment they're criticizing you like you're worthless.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 12:29

( ゚ -゚) Grocery stores which open later on weekends to spare their employees some misery, accomplishing only that the employees who work the weekend days get special treatment and causing me misery because I walk to them when they regularly open, full oh contentment because I can do some shopping, go back home and make a nice breakfast without rushing... only to find them closed for another 90 minutes.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 14:52

( ゚ -゚) All shops only open during work hours in the week, meaning people who work full time must wait until the weekend to go shopping.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 22:36

( ゚ -゚) Not being able to have meaningful conversation with anyone

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 09:42

>>543
Get new friends, there are several anime that will help you with this

545 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8125 20:04

( ゚ -゚) Plenty of petty drama is going on, but then you notice your favourite number approach. You start planning. You dig around for that cute little piece of SJIS. It is still on your hard drive. You think of something cool to post along. Then you wait. F5 F5 F5.

( ゚ -゚) Zero hour, post counter is at 195! You write the post, give it a second glance, punch in the captcha. You click "More options...", set the formatting to "Text Art"... "Reply".

You have crossed the Rubicon.

( ゚ -゚) But the "name" field is empty. You forgot your tripcode. The number becomes meaningless. Your browser reloads the page. A chill goes down your spine. Your SJIS "graphic" is all broken. You open one browser, another... It is not a font problem.

546 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8125 20:09

( ゚ -゚) The inner light, the serenity of mind... destroyed in a fraction of a second.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:25

>>545
I don't know what your SJIS was supposed to look like, but it looks fine to me.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:29

( ゚ -゚) >>546 use your sadness to fuel the creation of something new

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 11:15

( ゚ -゚) so many beautiful things have disappeared from the internet

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 19:46

>>546,548
mona font default

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 11:54

To hell with those normals. I give up.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 14:32

( ゚ -゚) I found out I might have cancer.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 02:12

( ゚ -゚) My entire body is aching.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:52

( ゚ -゚) An anime that's good but something is off about the sound. There is no right volume for me to turn it to. Is it that the voices are too quiet and the music is too loud? It is so subtle that it doesn't prevent me from watching it, but it slightly stresses me out.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 08:16

>>554 is it Minami-ke

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:52

( ゚ -゚) they're going to keep me unsatisfied forever

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 09:42

( ゚ -゚)he wasn't awake and able to comfort

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 18:07

( ゚ -゚) I don't have anyone. Every lonely night is washing away yet another fragment of my sanity.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:48

( ゚ -゚) I want to be creative again!

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:53

( ゚ -゚) I have always been very alone but I have never been fortunate enough to be in a situation where loneliness was the main thing bothering me

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:59

( ゚ -゚) I won't know if I have cancer or not for another month.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 00:28

( ゚ -゚) I didn't get into the school I wanted.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 11:10

( ゚ -゚) I read a spoiler for a game by accident, just by checking the name of a character.

Who the hell puts spoilers as the first line of a wiki entry anyway?!

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 16:35

( ゚ -゚) >>563, have you considered the sort of sad sack that is the wiki editor of today?

( ゚ -゚) I am not unhappy at you, rather I weep for the future.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 10:52

( ゚ -゚) The Army rejected me.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 15:19

I could have been away at college living the life if I wasn't such a nice, caring person.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 19:03

( ゚ -゚) I can't find reasonably priced magazines for my new gun

568 Name: ( ゚ -゚) : 1993-09-8160 21:56

( ゚ -゚) I'm surrounded by Jews.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:23

( ゚ -゚) Willingness has left me and never returned

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 18:40

( ゚ -゚) People keep going to Oberlin College for some idiotic reason.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 13:50

( ゚ -゚) Shedding manly single tears one after another for a hour unable to fall asleep.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 18:24

( ゚ -゚) No one invites me to parties any more.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 22:21

( ゚ -゚) I keep mixing up the "[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!]" thread and the "[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19]" thread.
( ゚ -゚) I hope nobody has noticed.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 16:57

( ゚ -゚) no matter how much care I put into the way I look, I'll never actually be a girl.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 19:20

( ゚ -゚) War... war. War never changes.
( ゚ -゚) War never. Changes war. Never changes.

( ゚ -゚) War.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 20:47

>>575
( ゚ -゚) Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the war.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 17:04

( ゚ -゚) i gotta pee but i dont wanna get up

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 17:25

( ゚ -゚) Bottles of piss lying around my room, the mark of the hikkimori

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:14

>>578
Have you checked it's not... magical loli oni piss?

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 12:58

( ゚ -゚) Some power-douchemode cunt thought it was a good idea to give a country half-full of fuckwits free reign to display their ingorance and xenophobia, and now you can only spend 2009JPY before hitting the (already shit-ass low) £15 import tax threshold.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:53

( ゚ -゚) "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death."

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8376 15:05

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8377 03:43

( ゚ -゚) Getting complimented on a smoothness and paleness of my skin by a barber... and getting asked whenever it's a result of a indoor lifestyle right after.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 16:49

( ゚ -゚) Hillary's dressing in oven mitts now.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 11:53

( ゚ -゚) No other posters on the /w/ or /m/ boards on shanachan

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 21:27

( ゚ -゚) Knowing you can't keep living like you are but being too far gone to consider it possible to change

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 22:59

( ゚ -゚) Knowing you can't keep living like you are but all the other options are equally horrifying.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 00:06

( ゚ -゚) Knowing you can do a lot better but you're just too much of a wuss to take the first step.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 00:52

( ゚ -゚) Sending off what you thought was a great job application for a position you really wanted, but not even getting a reply to tell you that you aren't getting an interview.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 02:10

( ゚ -゚) my life

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 03:26

( ゚ -゚) Remembering you were happy about something yesterday but forgetting what it was and why you were happy about it

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 18:09

( ゚ -゚) Feeling better, but not feeling good.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:55

( ゚ -゚) I just found out Che was a racist psychopath who liked to watch executions from his office so much he removed the outer wall to get a better view.

( ゚ -゚) That's like 14 of my favorite t-shirts ruined.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 20:15

( ゚ -゚) Hillary will never be president.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 20:29

>>593 As a Cuban I'm pretty much obliged to hate you for liking Che in the first place

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 22:09

( ゚ -゚) >>595 hates me.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 19:26

( ゚ -゚) Disappearing comments sections on the World Wide Web will probably be replaced by decentralized annotation platforms one day, where we will further exacerbate all current problems with comments sections on the World Wide Web.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 20:01

>>597
You mean like Digg or Reddit?

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 21:51

>>598
More like those browser plugins that let you draw dicks on people's portraits.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 06:50

>>598

> decentralized

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 17:26

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602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 02:02

( ゚ -゚) the sensation of vomit not quite reaching my mouth yet scorching the back of my tonsils.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 22:05

( ゚ -゚) Somehow >>593-san didn't know Che was a cunt in the first place.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 02:30

( ゚ -゚) the gorilla was shot

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 03:42

( ゚ -゚) happiness and love are simply things that other people experience

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 07:59

( ゚ -゚) When you have a half-chub and have to choose between hitting the rim or resting it on the seat.

607 Name: ­ : 1993-09-8668 14:05

one time when i was 3....my spaghetti fell off the table

feels bad man

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 12:15

( ゚ -゚) some people didn't like the positive message of ugandan knuckles so instead they memed their disgusting scat fetish.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 15:38

>>606
there's no need to sit so far forwards

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:41

>>609
ttps://gfycat.com/RaggedBossyAvocet
( ゚ -゚) I picked the wrong industry.
( ゚ ー゚)

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 02:25

( ゚ -゚) The inevitable.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 10:08

not good at anything

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:53

>>609
Not all toilets are as big as yours.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 22:05

You will never be 2D

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 06:54

Read this if you are dumb.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 08:47

( ゚ -゚) The invisible.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 07:06

( ゚ -゚) Your past.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:53

( ゚ -゚) Your future.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:58

Your present.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 01:40

( ゚ -゚) those days are never coming back.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 16:34

( ゚ -゚) I went to apply for a job, but Punctual Gomez got there first.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:25

You must have been late.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 00:47

( ˃ Д˂) OH GOLLY FUCKING GEE YOU THINK SO I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 03:37

>>615
Joke's on you, I can't read

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 03:24

( ゚ -゚) Rampant illiteracy.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 04:38

( ゚ -゚) didn't go to the right school because my awful parents hid my acceptance letter at a critical time, and at the time their awful parenting made it so I wouldn't fight that
( ゚ -゚) 9 years bouncing around schools because i didn't go to the right one so I was so depressed I didn't get good grades and my prospects of transferring were bad because of that
( ゚ -゚) didn't get any scholarships i applied to
( ゚ -゚) three straight fucken years of job hunting as of now
( ゚ -゚) old friends getting along with their lives or are toxic people not worth staying in touch with, not that i made many anyway
( ゚ -゚) the only thing keeping me alive is vidya

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 06:27

( ゚ -゚) i did the things people said was the right things to do
( ゚ -゚) all that got me was a shitload of knowledge i can't use, living at my parents' and complaining at every group of internet strangers i can think of
( ゚ -゚) i haven't been on a date in 13 years
( ゚ -゚) i'm years and years behind where i should be
( ゚ -゚) all that whiz-kid shit "you can play 3 instruments and speak 6 languages and you're going into computers and people you talk to like you" stops being cute around age 15 or so, by age 30 that's kind of pathetic because you haven't really gat gud at anything
( ゚ -゚) people have been "praying for me" this whole time. if this is god's idea of helping me out, there must've been some serious cosmic shit headed my way
( ゚ -゚) if any of you guys are headed towards a life like mine, i wouldn't even be able to tell you how to stop it
( ゚ -゚) don't wish me well, i guess, that shit doesn't seem to be working anyway. go feed a cat or something.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 03:14

>>626, >>627
( ゚ -゚) wah.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 11:19

>>626
>>627

( ゚ -゚) These posts sucked.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 17:14

>>628,629
( ゚ -゚) I am unhappy to hear it?

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 19:45

( ゚ -゚) Perceptible update delay caused by printf

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8954 17:42

( ゚ -゚) Walking alone through the snowstorm with torn up shoes.
( ゚ -゚) My feet are soaked and cold, and I'm listening to Hotel Books.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:33

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:43

"blat"

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:49

Being German is illegal

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 20:06

( ゚ -゚) Those Somalis just don't get how to be Minnesotan at all.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 14:11

( ゚ -゚) Update to Unity caused a bunch of new bugs in my game for me.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 14:47

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 09:01

When backpage is removed!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 13:07

( ゚ -゚) No girlfriend

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:46

( ゚ -゚) Jake and Amir's end

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 22:53

( ˃ Д˂) myyYYYY LLLIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 06:11

>>642
I kind of want to see Jake and Amir's start now

( ゚ -゚) Can't find any reason to sleep or fix my sleep schedule itself

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 21:42

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 21:42

>>645

>.ru

I ain't clickin' dat

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 21:45

don't even try. you will fail.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 22:28

What right have you to spy into my affairs?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 03:15

I just really wanted to see Jake and Amir

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 13:43

( ゚ -゚) this is the first month where I'm closer to 30 than to 18.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 20:51

>>650
I've been there for 2 years, nothing changes. Well, I've gained about 6 pounds, but that's my own fault.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 20:58

>>647
( ゚ ヮ゚) Went for the kiss!
( ゚ -゚) She turned me down.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 04:18

>>650
( ゚ -゚) Less than fifteen months until I unlock my wizard powers.
Do I acquire bonus abilities for never having worked a single day in my pitifully pathetic life?

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 12:15

>>653
( ゚ -゚) I performed that rite perfectly, but it turns out magic is fake as shit.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 17:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) Magic is real
( ゚ -゚) but it doesn't work on you

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 13:41

>>655
Dunno, GAY MAGIC seems to work fine on me.
( ゚ -゚)....

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 14:32

>>655-656
( ゚ -゚) Sorry about that, I was really talking about wizard powers, not GAY MAGIC, meme magic, and Some Sort of Christian Magic*

*a meme so old, forced, and short-lived that by the numbers it may as well not exist as far as Google cares

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9178 03:53

( ゚ -゚) tfwywn bang a cute witch in a lab coat

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 03:46

Shit, that was meant to go in the Wikipedia thread. Can I get a re-do?

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9182 17:22

( ゚ ヮ゚) Adorable girl always wants to cuddle with me
( ゚ -゚) She has a boyfriend and I'm too much of an idiot to do anything

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 18:11

>>661
Tell her to get rid of it otherwise you're basically a cuckold.

( ゚ -゚) Generally permanently unhappy lately without really knowing why

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 16:41

( ゚ -゚) Barkley 2 is never coming

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 21:32

( ゚ -゚) Almost all Elvis impersonators impersonate old-and-fat Elvis.
( ゚ -゚) Not very many guys are as pretty as young Elvis.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9215 18:32

( ゚ -゚) There's always something else.

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