( ß -ß) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ß -ß) Having a great "Let's take on the world" mood in the morning and then starting to over-analyze my life again to post on DQN...
( ß -ß) parents either don't realize I can hear them backchatting from my bedroom
( ß -ß) or worse... they do and are just that passive-agressive
( ß -ß) >>302, I bet they do! One of them would probably even visit you before chatting to make you aware of their presence.
( ß -ß) Emily shitposting on /dqn/
( ß -ß) People who use the term "shitpost" on /dqn/.
( ß -ß) Performing automanipulation until my phallus starts to hurt.
( ß -ß) Being one of those guys who parrots posts, changing one or two words for a cheap laugh, and loathing yourself for doing so.
( ß -ß) Being a guy.
( ß -ß) Being one of those whiny bitches who pretend to have some sort of an exquisite and extremely ironic sense of humour.
( ß -ß) Getting killed in a video game and constantly complaining about it to a friend who is getting completely destroyed at the very same time as I lead the scoreboard.
( ß -ß) When oh when will http://vip-quality.org return?
( ß -ß) I would totally recommend this site to someone who'd like to learn about 3D modeling, but it would be kind of hard to explain that you're not trying to prank someone when the site is called poopinmymouth.com.
>>314 oh, nice but i've seen it. I was enjoying talking to other NEETs on the /NEET/ board
>>314
( ß -ß) jeez, how many internet monikers can one guy have
( ß -ß) People always hating on the game that you like.
( ß -ß) "hating on"
( ß -ß) It got cold enough for mittens outside, and I can't find mine anywhere.
( ß -ß) Trysts unrealized.
( ß -ß) waking up unable to move
( ß -ß) no more iichan.
( ß -ß) Waking up with almost no daylight left.
( ß -ß) there's wakachan...oh wait, thats gone too.
( ß -ß) i have no nekoko to yell "FUCKING NOW!" into my ear
( ß -ß) eating food with seeds in it and having them come back out intact in my poop.
( ß -ß) Waking up with a headache.
( ß -ß) I was called an idiot by some real circlejerky self-important people on youtube for making a purposely stupid joke in the comments section.
( ß -ß) I think they're right. I'm an idiot just for paying any attention to or making youtube comments. I should be studying!
( ß -ß) I just became aware that I'm at the end of my rope.
( ß -ß) I think I'm slowly slipping into mild depression or I'm at least becoming emotionally unstable.
( ß[ ß) Academia is great.
>>330
( ß ƒŽß) Pointy Ears board is still there!
( ß -ß) It still gets about one post per 3 months.
( ß -ß) I will never play Dangan Ronpa
( ß -ß) me too neither
( ß -ß) Oh, Pointy Ears isn't about espeons.
( ß -ß) Calling attention to a board, having off-topic posts appear there the next day.
( ß -ß) Nobody on /jp/ getting the GET.
( ß -ß) /jp/ being a shit.
( ß -ß) Watching Macross II after thoroughly enjoying SDF Macross.
( ß -ß) This thread.
( ß -ß) That poster.
( ß -ß) the feel of feces pressing against the inside of my anus
( ß -ß) talk of farts and feces
( ß -ß) People who write "websight".
( ß -ß) The Kuso Miso Technique and the Yaranaika meme
( ß -ß) Awww literally right after I read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/139 my mum said I stink and that I was making her stomach turn. Do my friends think that?
( ß -ß) Slowing my studies down, and not feeling like doing anything at all.
( ß -ß) What's the point of student libraries if cute girls aren't working there?
( ß -ß) Fun, almost unreadable broken boards making me pine for /z/
( ß -ß) I got banned from 4chan and now I don't know what to do. I could learn some Japanese but I'm not in the mood for it
( ß -ß) Superman totally snapped Zod's neck.
( ß -ß) A red streak on the toilet paper after I wipe my arse.
( ß -ß) A brown streak on my fingers after I wipe my arse.
( ß -ß) Toilet paper bursts into flames when I wipe my arse.
( ß -ß) The good news is you have demon blood.
( ß -ß) The bad news is your anus is bleeding.
( ß -ß) Inexplicably having jism on the back of my shirt after whacking off.
( ß -ß) American and Jewish authorities not trusting males to keep one of the most attended-to parts of their anatomy clean.
( ß -ß) Ears get dirty over time too. Why not remove those at birth?
( ß -ß) You can never read SICP for the first time again.
( ß -ß) My first time with SICP was disappointing, I became frustrated and dropped it about 1/3 through. Of course I'm not going to pick it up where I left, but begin from the scratch, because a few months have already passed since then.
( ß -ß) Went to check my Lavabit e-mail, find it's shut down thanks to governmental tomfoolery.
( ß -ß) neet.to is down again
( ß -ß) There are still people who think that gay = anal sex and anal sex = gay.
( ß -ß) The JonTron Show is still not as entertaining as Jon on Game Grumps was.
( ß -ß) "I drive a black muscle car therefore I'm required to be the fastest person on the highway." No, fuck you.
( ß -ß) captcha systems with advertising built in.
( ß -ß) someone left a huge turd in the toilet at work and didn't flush
also, ( ß -ß) listening to a band that used to be your most favoritest and thinking "this is actually a bit lackluster."
When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.
Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.
( ß -ß) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound
( ß -ß) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.
Also, I'm constipated
( ß -ß) Now I want that product.
>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.
Why am I sitting in a terminal?
( ß -ß) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.
( ß -ß) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.