/dqn/'s official bad post thread. If you feel the need to make an awful, unfunny, useless post, please do it here instead of in other threads. Ever since the ``Niggergate incident" (I hope we all remember that thread?) we have been in desperate need of local quarantine. Please try to limit all tripcode use, 4chan catchphrases, thread derails, etc to this thread so the board will improve.
All 4chan users/tripcode users/trolls welcome.
>penis
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*le tokiko face
I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
>le
gb2/reddit/ kthxbye
LAWL HOPE U GOT :10bux:
>in b4 shitting dicknipples
Totally the name of my new punk band. Please donate to my <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/90018008135/in-b4-shitting-dicknipples-teh-best-band-evar/">kickstarter</a> so we can afford instruments and elementary lessons, as well as buying a practice space and a recording studio!
FROM THE DESK OF
DR,CHARLES BOSAH
MUTUAL TRUST BANK [P.L.C]
HEAD QUATERS BRANCH
VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
DEAR FRIEND,
My name is DR CHARLES OBOSAH, INTERNAL AUDITOR MUTUAL TRUST BANK PLC. I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our bank Mr.JONATHAN GHUNIAM with account number 14-255-2004/ASTB/123-99 who perished in an auto-crash in october 15 2003.
Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$9..5m (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), which has been with our branch for a very long time.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin.
The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than four years, because money will be recalled to the bank treasury as unclaimed after this period. In view of this, I decided to seek through internet whom to confine in for this transaction. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.
So that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.5 million dollars can be paid to your account for sharing. 65% to me and 30% to you, while 5% should be for reimbursement of incidental expenses that may be incured during the transaction or tax as your government may require.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free safe and legal. we have to hire an attorney who will protect you legally,and for benefit of doubt position you as the next of kin and beneficiary.that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized as soon as possible.
When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail on this mail box including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and your address for quick communication.
Your Friend
DR CHARLES OBOSAH
Hay guise, wheres hte button to uplaod imgaes?
thread on autosage?
>thread on autosage?
>mfw this thread is #1 on the thread list, and it takes less than five seconds to compare timestamps with those below
>mfw I have no face
le arrow to the knee
if i impersonate le reddit and le 9gag and parody them until its played out, it'll prove that i hate them and that im better than them!
anyone who disagrees with me about anything is an troll amirite?
HOLEY SHIT, MODS PLZ STICKY THIS THREAD OF EPIC WIN!!
>implying i wasnt astroturfing being wrong to troll you
you are objectively mad, butthurt plebeian
>>19
dude dont joke tokiko cuts himself
teen selfharm is a serious issue :/
guys, listen
this is very important
i need you to call this idiot from my school and harrass him for the next twelve hours straight
rickroll him, speak in foreign or madeup languages, make death threats, ask him about the dog he fucked back in middle school ... sky's the limit
his number is (503) 224-4181
if you also want to piss off his parents, send black faxes or goatse images to (503) 460-8100
pizza and police cars can be ordered to 9109 NE Cascades Parkway in Portland
im counting on you guys, srsly that guy is a complete and utter douchebag and deserves the worst you can think of
>dont joke
>serious issue :/
>mfw OP asks for awful posts and trolls
>>21
I hope he likes Pepperoni! Cuz hes got 30 comin his way >:3
>>21 is a fag trying to make you his personal army heres his dox
phone no. 5032987381
addr. 1625 Grand Avenue, Astoria 97103
email robert.oliver.brown@gmail.com
do ur worst bros
I'm derailing this thread to talk about bacon. Talk about bacon now.
>>24
Not your personal army / have already seen this. With pix and shit.
FROST PISS!!
Get in here people, for this is the official pony thread! If you do see another pony thread, redirect them here. Everypony equal. Everypony loved. Everyspammer equal and everyspammer loved! You don't have to have a tripcode to be a brony, it's just for fun.
the best pony is applejack, fuck you if you think otherwise
I used to be an adventurer just like you, but then I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw, forget it." Yo homes, to Bel-Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
My favorite anime is shit, and you fucked m'y waifu.
>>32
Applejack may even be the best person among the main pony cast. In her honesty and forthrightness she reminds me of certain relatives of mine I admire.
But if you are speaking of waifu material, out of all the characters yet seen, I am only capable of sexualizing Princess Celestia. The main characters are very cute, even adorable--with chubby little bodies and stubby little legs and big heads and round faces, and I cannot look at them without the anti-pedo lobe of my brain saying "they're TODDLERS. Yes, they speak with the voices of adult women, but they're TODDLERS. STOP IT."
Princess Celestia, on the other hand, with those long graceful legs, and the narrow waist and OH LAWD DEM HIPS, and the face that's just a little longer and just a little more like an adult woman's--rowr. I'd go furry for her in a moment. She is my pony waifu, and I would hit DAT ASS like an enthusiastic child with Down's Syndrome playing the drums. Just look at it: ttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ued52QWe1r3xauuo1_500.png
(is this shitty enough, guys? or do I have to work harder at my shiptoasting? let no one say dokyuns aren't devoted to QUALITY)
#animu @ synirc
>>36
I was quite ready to reprimand your shallow attraction to a character whose beauty lies in much, much more than mere appearances. Then I saw the picture.
And now I'm crying while masturbating to a cartoon pony.
lmfao
Since male horses have giant cocks, I don't think a female horse (even a pony) would get any sexual pleasure from a human-sized penis. You'd have to go after a very young pony if you wanted to have fun.
>>42
Is there even evidence that horses have sex for pleasure? I thought that had only been established for a select few species.
Still, this might go some way towards explaining why that saucy mare tried to kick me away the other day.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~
Wow, never knew the shitposting became popular!
>>46
It didn't. Over a quarter of the posts in here are mine.
(>>8-11,13,16,19,21,22,33,44,45,47 if you must know.)
You foreigners can work at Japan, study and play.
but it's not your rights.
this is japan,our country.
not yours.
you are not a member of our society.
It's special special favor from us.
Please dont misunderstand it.
All foreigners must think about the importance of showing respect & gratitude for japan.
Surprisingly many foreigners have a mistaken sense of superiority that can push japanese people.
because we Japanese spoilt the foreigner too much.
we'll be only scoffed at by them.
Now,we need to say clearly to silly foreigners.
Remember your place!
BAKA GAIJIN!
thankyou
Ok, let me tell you why /jp/ is the worst board on 4chan - Hear me out, because I have a lot of points to get through. Firstly, that fucking 典OE-HOE・or 典OO-WHO・or whatever the fuck it痴 called, some weeaboo name that sounds like an autist gagging on twenty cocks. Have you ever played that shit? It痴 more of a measurement of patience than a fucking game. AND THE FANS! Don稚 even get me started on those retard weeaboo fucks (everyone who frequents /jp/). They値l sit in their tiny, dark basements, with their big greasy hands around their small pin-dicks and fap to their pedobait 努aifus・ Reimu and Cirno like fappings going out of fashion. Truly the lowest common denomination. Not to mention they have the WORST COPYPASTA of any board. Jesus fucking Christ, they think it痴 some kind of funny in-joke but in reality it痴 all completely unfunny shit. Some of the smarter ones use the excuse 的t痴 to keep the newfags out of /jp/!・(as if /jp isn稚 full of newfags), which is just utter bullshit, as they致e shown time and time again by the quality of posts that /jp/ is a haven for all the faggotry that the other boards can稚 put up with. Even moot thinks it痴 the worst fucking board. I HAVEN探 EVEN GOTTEN to the sick as fuck fetish threads they have either. Ever heard of Kigurumi? If not, you池e fucking lucky. It is the single creepiest fucking fetish this side of necrophilia. Jesus Christ, is it horrifying. /jp/, I hope you池e reading this because you池e a fucking disgrace.Fuck you /jp/. Fuck your Touhou. Fuck your copypastas. Fuck your weird ass fetishes. But most of all - FUCK OFF.
Sincerely,
Every other board on 4chan.
First of all get an tripcode! Anonymous are an queers and an trolls!
Language basics:!
Handling an trolls:!
General tips:!
Your now fixing /lounge/ together with me!
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.
DOOOOOOOOOM!
_________________________________________________________________
The Sunshiner Oath
As a fellow SunShiner, I promise to display Cuteness and Aegyo whenever and wherever,
to stick my tongue into my cheek when angered,
to do an awesome eye smile when happy,
to wear thick black specs and look seductive in them,
to aid Sunny in her quest to stand above anyone taller than her,
to be energetic like a never setting sun, always bringing a smile to everyone's faces!
Well anus, sometimes people want to contribute positively to the "community". A little tutorial on bb code and some of the basic facts about the use, and dangers of the board helps to protect new members, and enhances the level of creativity. You see, there are many intelligent people here, and we like to share information, perspectives, and humor. The humor is often created in tandem, and the more familiar the posters are with the environment, the funnier the product. Then there are the people like you. Semi literate, attention starved trolls who use the boards and it's weaknesses(like the ability to post as different people) for their own selfish ends. Many of them, like you, are here because they've been ostracized everywhere else, and because when they've acted out like this in actual physical environments, they have been physically corrected and forced into the solitude of their mommy's basements. So once again it's all been explained to you, and I have no doubt that if you can scrounge up the fortitude to reply, it will just be another one of your impotent dismissals; a no thank you, a cacographic failure, a pathetic, disingenuous, and poorly composed plea to stop harassing you, the troll.
Having tried once more to make you understand, to make you a better person, we have satisfied our conscience, and can return to stepping over the unwelcome little turds that you believe are posts, stopping occasionally to remind you that because of your behavior, you are an anus.
Instead of books, I'm going to tell you some living techniques you'll need to master before school and PhD:
I promise you a great education if you can master these 3 essentials.
[b]bold[/b]
[i]slanty[/i]
[u]underline[/u]
[o]overline[/o]
[rem]epic win[/rem]
[br]used for line breaks when quoting [no closing tag]
[sup]little text on line top[/sup]
[sub]little text on line bottom[/sub]
[code]used to green and red text, expert programmers can blue text using this tag[/code]
[spoiler]spoils your text for others[/spoiler]
[s]strikethrough[/s] works as well
Let's not forget the gloriously useful [m] tag that we can use for ASCII art due to its FIXED WIDTH.
[m]How do you feel about that[/m]
If fixed width text art just ain't your thing you can use the astounding [aa] tag to create SJIS type artworks using text.
[aa]FOR WEEABOOS ONLY[/aa]
Some people have been asking me to clarify the usage of [br]. Use this tag to create a multi-line quote.
This example quote [br]would read[br]like an epic[br]poem
To create a quote you simply put the > symbol at the beginning of a line then add a space.
Alright, let's get cracking. The notion of an objective reality is absurd not because of anything about reality, but because the terms are incompatible. The term is gibberish. There are two philosophical questions being mashed together in most of these discussions:
1) Is there such a thing as objective truth?
and 2) Is there such a thing as an external reality?
The question of objectivity is about a human being's ability to correctly observe and analyze data about the world. The question of external reality is about the validity of sensations and logical reasoning to determine the truth.
In dealing with question 1:
We experience a great deal and remember very little about it. We understand the world by breaking raw sensation down into chunks called "abstracts" which describe trends in our sensations. The question of truth is whether the world can be accurately described and whether some of these abstracts are better than others at describing the world. There are pragmatic and political reasons to believe in an objective truth and to attempt to nail down a single, universally acknowledged interpretation, and the belief in some sort of truth underlies a lot of rational thought. Nevertheless, some modern and postmodern thinkers have claimed that the belief in universal truth is either irrelevant, inefficient or (ironically enough) false. Their reasoning is based to a great degree on the immaterial nature of our abstracts, and their interchangibility and varying usefulness in different contexts. In the context of this question, the subjectivity and objectivity of observation and analysis is what is in question, and the idea of an objective reality really doesn't come into it.
(1/2)
Question 2:
The belief in a world outside of ourselves is a more fundamental one which works at a different level of abstraction than our first question. It concerns itself with whether objects in the world (or the world itself) can genuinely be said to exist, and whether our perceptions of them are illusory. Again, we are faced with the immaterial nature of abstracts, but in this case we are dealing with the friction between our perceptions and the nature of the world, rather than our perceptions and those of others. Some people supposedly believe that since their perceptions are unverifiable without an a priori assumption, there is no reason to believe that the world isn't a hallucination or illusion. Others argue that the world may exist, but is only experienced through the smoked glass of our bodies' incomplete and inaccurate sensations and our minds' reductive perceptions, so in a very real way our thoughts change reality by changing our experience of it. Still others argue that the world exists and continues to act in a reasonable and predictable way no matter how we choose to conceptualize it, from which it follows that the universe exists, and we merely attempt to describe it mostly inaccurately.
In this sense, reality is important, but it isn't subjective or objective. It's existent or nonexistent. Our perceptions take the cast of subjectivity or objectivity depending on the extent to which they are unique to us or shared by others/the true nature of the universe.
In both cases, the role of subjectivity is fairly straightforward, and it's only when you start to blend the two discussions that things get confusing, because you start talking about reality as if it were the same thing as your perceptions of the world, or truth, or both.
Windows just works while Linux is something you dick around with for a couple hours to get 3D acceleration and YouTube working, only to have it break six months later with another update. Want to run an application that's not in the repo? Good luck. Linux forces you to upgrade your entire system just to get a new browser. If you're still running Ubuntu 8.04, you're stuck with Firefox 3.0 which is what's in their repo unless you want to update EVERYTHING else and risk regressions. With Windows, you just install the exe.
Help us!
Why is it said that the Korean wave is a forgery?
The reason is stealth bomber marketing.
It is reported that the Korean wave is extreme popularity in Japan.
It is the false news.
The next reason is subliminal.
The biggest reason is brainwashing.
The advertising agency puts Korean pressure on the media and the company.
The Democratic Party is supported by the South Korean pressure groups such as a gambling company or the religious group.
They have the special privileges such as exemptions from taxation.
Even if Dentsu of South Korean advertising agency violates the Antitrust Law, Dentsu is forgiven.
The Democratic Party admitted stealth bomber marketing for Dentsu.
The Japanese entertainer lost civil liberties.
They are forced to praise the Korean wave.
The Japanese entertainer lost human rights.
The entertainer who did not praise the Korean wave was discharged and got rid of work.
These are pressure of Dentsu.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! drives up in BIPPU my name is katy but u can call me t3h v1pStAr!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im VIP quality!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet VIP quality ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im quality 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 listen 2 eurobeat w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our music genre!!! bcuz its SOOOO VIP!!!! shes VIP quality of course but i want 2 meet more quality ppl =) like they say the VIPPER the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
JEEEEEWWWWWWSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein VIP again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! -----Pt.1------
Hi Anime & Manga.
My name is Michelle and I'm an so called "azn" girl.
I'm telling you this because I'm heavily disappointed that I'm Japanese (but we live in the USA/NY) and I can't speak a single word Japanese, therefore I can't enjoy anime the way it was originally meant to enjoy. T_T
Also, I'm kinda new to anime. Can some kind 4chaner help me out and suggest some very good anime, please?
It should be romantic, but with some action and also some funny stuff in it.
Pretty please. :3
-----Pt. 2-----
Hi.
Michelle again. I think I accidentally deleted my thread or an error happened.
I wrote this:
Hi Anime & Manga.
My name is Michelle and I'm an so called "azn" girl.
I'm telling you this because I'm heavily disappointed that I'm Japanese (but we live in the USA/NY) and I can't speak a single word Japanese, therefore I can't enjoy anime the way it was originally meant to enjoy. T_T
Also, I'm kinda new to anime. Can some kind 4chaner help me out and suggest some very good anime, please?
It should be romantic, but with some action and also some funny stuff in it.
Pretty please. :3
And answered this:
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61434775
you two confuse me. wrong thread maybe?
61434770
THANKS YOU!!!^^
61434790
61434749
THANKS!!! WILL DO :D
61434795
ぼくのぴこ.
I only see squares. @_@
Is there a translated name?
The text field is so small, so I usually write everything in MS word and paste it in the text field afterwards.
Unfortunately, since the thread is gone, all your answers disappeared too. T_T
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND THEM AGAIN!
-----Pt. 3-----
Okay, just so that you know. I'm really sad now! :((
No one has reposted the link that someone posted in my first thread and almost everyone kept hating me for no reason. I posted pictures, I asked you what I'm doing wrong, yet still no answer and my thread disappeared again. Is this site under construction? Help, please. Seriously!
Here is what I posted in the first thread. Please please please post the link to the anime site and please the suggestions. :((
I wrote this:
Hi Anime & Manga.
My name is Michelle and I'm an so called "azn" girl.
I'm telling you this because I'm heavily disappointed that I'm Japanese (but we live in the USA/NY) and I can't speak a single word Japanese, therefore I can't enjoy anime the way it was originally meant to enjoy. T_T
Also, I'm kinda new to anime. Can some kind 4chaner help me out and suggest some very good anime, please?
It should be romantic, but with some action and also some funny stuff in it.
Pretty please. :3
annyeog!! ~ x3^_^
I am a Korean kawaii! ^~^ hehe :3 i reallllly sarang this Oppa but Oppa doesn't sarang me >< :-( i want to hold hands with Oppa and be his girl. Oppa is so kawaii, but Oppa sarang another unni :-( I really Sarang Oppa, what should I doooo? :3 >< Ahh Oppa is so kawaii and I really love Oppa too much. Oppa Saranghae <3 ^^ please help me, oppas and unnis, and alll dongsengs. I really want you to help me if you are my sunbae in sarang, because me is only a hoobae because this is my first sarang and I need lessons. kamnashiminda, Saranghae!! :3 ^^
Oppa no sarang my aegyo :'( ^^:33:@
How is populating a terrible thread ironically any better than populating it seriously?
This is one of the fastest-growing threads on DQN ever.
DQN DQN LOL
>>63
Don't look at me, I only posted the ones in my name field.
I just feasted on 0037's plump meat. His breasts were juicy and his chubby, hairy thighs were absolutely scrumptious. Afterwards, I decided it was time for pleasuring my meat, rather than being pleasured by 0037's meat. So I stepped into my basement, in order to fetch my prey. In this basement I had all sorts of sex slaves; I had a moot, a Snacks, several Anonymous, and my most prized possession; the Shii.
Ah, Shii.
Touching his skinny, teen-like body felt like touching an angel and the look of terror and disgust on his face as I released my man-juice all over it was, well, Heaven on Earth. So I grabbed the Shii and started to make my way into the Pleasure Dome (that's what I call the living-room) in order to enjoy the Shii at his fullest. I began by gently rubbing my member on his hairless chest, his nipples, erect from sleeping in the cold basement floor, were then gently nibbled upon. He screamed much, obviously not enjoying this experience as much as he should, in fact, he never enjoyed anything other than the insertion of warm objects in his tight anus, my glorious meat-shaft being his favourite. After I was done with him I threw him back in the cell and went on to enjoy another piece of 0037, this time the legs, and proceeded to post this on world2ch.
>>1-66,68-999
DQN is the perfect place for anything except you, putrid, vile 4chan-style scum. Even DQN has standards and you fall far, far below them. Your existence makes the world a far worse place. You're a worthless, unfunny leech with a consumerist, directionless life, and your egotistical delusions of wit are so removed from reality that I would pity you if I didn't loathe your foul guts. Comparing you to a cockroach would be too great a compliment. Nobody will ever truly love you. If you wish to redeem even an ounce of your pride, take your filthy posts and custom-baked "irony" in which you take so much sad pride and leave the internet forever.
DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE!!!
I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.
Remember when /dqn/ used to be good? Guys? Back when people could be banned for using tripcodes, the board was checked hourly by rat mod, and people used sage correctly rather than ALL THE TIME or NEVER? Do you remember when people would hide shitty threads and no one would reply, they'd just report them?
You shitheads really fucked up the one place on the internet that I love, the one place that I felt was right for me. I hope that you burn in hell for a long time. Go back to gaia, go back to /jp/, go back to wherever you fucking came from. anywhere but here.
( ˃ Д˂) ESPEON STILL POSTS HERE!!!!!!!!
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! jumps on grandpa my name is katy but u can call me t3h D0KYUN!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im DQN DQN LOL!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet dqns like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im DQN 4 my age tho!!) i don't like 2 listen 2 music w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u find that distatseful w/it) its not our music genre!!! bcuz its SOOOO DQN!!!! shes DQN of course but i want 2 meet more DQNs =) like they say the DQN the elitistier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
PREVIOUS POSTER IS PANDAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein DQN again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
>>69
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Unless you can point to a specific part of the DQN archives from what you consider its "good" period, I am just going to refer you to http://4-ch.net/debate/kareha.pl/1340448329/5.
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LOL U R SUCH A FAG, DQN WUZ NEVAR GUD
Fuck. That link was meant to point to http://4-ch.net/debate/kareha.pl/1340448329/2.
BUT FAILING MAEKS ME MOAR DQN AMIRITE GUISE LOLOLOLOOL
>greentexted implications
Also, I was under the impression that being and reacting to trolls is what this thread was mostly about.
posting ITT
Shiiii Espeon Jones Storlek Archduke Sprum 0037 !
Stalking tripfriends, came across this: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Fnr2cV5X
This thread sucks ass at a rate of quadrillion light-centuries per nanosecond!
>>40
why_boner_why.jpg ;_;
also, I nominate "and now I'm crying while I'm masturbating to a cartoon pony" as the official motto of this THREAD.
I'm crying while I'm masturbating to ascii art ;_;
sexy sexy texty...
>>84
That still makes you better than the posters in the "current thought" thread wanking over quotation marks.
>>85
I don't get why people have to ``derail" threads. If they really cared about quotation marks they'd make a thread all about them. It seems like nerd wanking. "HURR DURR I'VE READ MORE ARTICLES ABOUT UNIX THAN YOU HAVE!!!"
>>86
( ・-・) If you do not understand the joy of derailment, I will never be able to explain it to you.
>>86 I seriously doubt you've read more articles about UNIX than I.
>>93
wrong FAG you need two closing quotation marks to balance out the two opening ones
you'd phale as a lisper (if these were parentheses))
do you even lift
Why did dwarven women stop braiding their pubic hair when D&D 3rd ed was released? I for one regarded it as an important part of their culture, and even based several events in my campaign around it.
lol holy fuck im so high
hi dqb
I'm going to make this post so that 100GET is mine.
100GET