The previous poster is a NEET/hikikomori. (27)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 08:40

>>0 Refreshes DQN every 1.68 minutes.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 08:45

>>1 refreshes DQN every time he wishes he were dead

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 08:51

>>2 has named his piss jugs after his favorite Touhou characters.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 09:23

>>3 spends 18 hours a day online.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 09:24

>>4 is a 2Dcon

6 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6916 10:25

>>5's so fat that his mom orbits him like a satellite.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 11:28

>>6 is !ESpeoN/nPA

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 12:30

>>7 wears nothing but her underwear and a blanket.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:12

>>8 installed f.lux so that he could easily keep track of whether it is night time or day time.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:28

>>9 is a dokyun

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 18:54

>>10 lives off cup noodles and water. Weighs 90 pounds.

12 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6916 22:31

>>11 enjoys 168 hours of anime every week.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 00:16

>>12 gets a panic attack when he leaves his bed

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 01:42

>>13 shits in a bucket.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6917 08:21

>>14 gets angry when his mother comes into his room to change the shit bucket.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 19:53

All of >>15's pillows are hug pillows.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 06:54

>>16 can't remember what his voice sounds like.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 14:51

>>17 had a dream where he was together with some cute friendly girls who shared his interests, but he kept quiet and averted his eyes.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 13:09

>>18 breaks into a sweat whenever the sun appears.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 17:59

>>19 thanked kami-sama for the Western trend for footie pajamas, because now she doesn't have to import them from the Nippon.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 22:55

>>20 went outside last week and is still recovering from the ordeal.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 10:28

>>21 hasn't worn clothes in a year.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 23:08

>>22 Only likes to wear his waifu's clothes.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 23:40

When finally dragged outside by his parents, >>23 constantly commented on how various things reminded him of things from anime; how the colour of the sky was like a beach episode of a slice-of-life, how the modern architecture of the shopping mall was reminiscent of newer mecha designs, how the group of schoolgirls they passed reminded him of the girls from Yuru Yuri. >>23 was arrested for pushing one of the girls to the floor while screaming "You're a poser! A cheap imitation of my beloved! Your tits aren't big enough to be Hiwamari!".

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 19:45

I'm Mari Yaguchi, being shadowed by >>24 here.
I've felt somehow odd feeling so I came here, and just as I had expected,
>>24 had set up a thread like this.
Oops, sorry, this won't be understood to all of you here.
To tell you the truth, I've been tailed by >>24 since a half of year ago.
It's difficult to explain his stickiness and disgustingness in a word, so I mention to
one insident that gave me big impression. it's a story about a package from >>24.
Inside of it, there was a small, opaque bottle and a message card
written with distorted letters.
"Marippe, drink a lot of milk, unless you couldn't grow tall."
To be honest, even this was a little revolting already, I was frightend to give a opening
the cap of it. From that uncapped bottle, nauseating, squidy smell started to give off.
By peeking in the bottle, just as I thought, I found a white, thick liquid in it.

I often say that "geeks are nauseating" in a roundabout way, but it doesn't mean all of you,
except for >>24. I want you to understand that really, please.
Because I'm being an Idle as my job, so it has been hesitated to speak clearly, but I can't
stand this anymore, so let me tell that:
"Hey,>>24! U r really odious and smelly! Or how come U r wearing T-shirt of Minimoni?
It's not the matter of it fits or not, it's on the same level of nuclear contamination
U idiot! U r just makin' images of Minimoni down U C? No one would be sad even if you died,
and thast's the only good deed U could, so never hesitate, just die quickly."
Ah...I'm refreshed by speaking what I've been wanted to, thank you very much everyone.
From this time on, too, I, Mari Yaguchi, is going to do my best in the Morning Musume..
Everybody, root for me. -kiss-

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 06:44

>>25 wrote >>25.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 23:20

>>26 is a westerner. When a Japanese person called >>26 a hikikomori, he felt like he was given a badge of honor. >>26 reacted in a similar fashion when somone call him an otaku.

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