Previously: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176024772/
Each serving of DQN provides 170% of your daily allowance of love.
No DQN has ever been observed to breed in captivity.
Something being described as "DQN quality" actually means that it evokes in the reader/viewer a faint, wistful sadness due to an awareness of the general imperfect and impermanent nature of reality.
Mouse mutants lacking the gene coding for the DQN protein were shown to develop Alzheimer's disease more frequently, but gained the ability to talk.
DQN will tuck you in at night and kiss you on the forehead if you ask nicely.
DQN has surpassed Frozen this weekend for highest grossing animated feature.
DQN has a beautiful smile, but an unfortunate resting bitch face.
DQN is ほかほか and うきうき, and occasionally すべすべ, but never under any circumstances もそもそ.
DQN had a successful music career, back in the day.
DQN DQN LOL is actually the last post a lifelong DQN poster makes before dying.
DQN will track you down and destroy you. If you are reading this then it is already too late for you.
DQN is to be taken once every 8 hours in order to cure the symptoms
DQN is the only thing that can save you from yourself.
DQN is completely impenetrable and definitively retractable.
In a piece of code, naming at least one variable, function, class or other programming construct "dqn" will cause the entire script to run up to 4% faster, but will also result in all outputs being displayed in backwards ROT13.
DQN can be found on 5 of the 6 continents.
DQN should be stored in a cool, dry place, out of the reach of catgirls and bunnygirls.
DQN is the cutest substance known to man.
DQN repeats itself every 100 years
This is the third cycle
DQN is DQN incarnate.
DQN has a special buy two get one free deal on Thursdays.
DQN is low in calories, but high in energy.
DQN is high speed low drag
87% of survey respondents said that they would support reinstating capital punishment for the sole purpose of dealing with DQN, with the remaining 13% saying that capital punishment was not enough and another, worse punishment was needed.
DQN is, in fact, not.
DQN is at least 1200 years old, older than Gensokyo itself.
No Filipino is safe from DQN
DQN is a recursive acronym, wherein the D itself stands for DQN, the Q stands for QN, and the N stands for N.
DQN shares over 99.9% of its DNA with the floral banded wobbegong.
More than 90% of the traffic across the Tor network is directed towards DQN, contributing significantly to why it is so slow to access any other sites.
If a DQN is left uncuddled for more than two hours at a time, it will die of cuddle deprivation.
DQN is actively browsed by approximately 10,000,000 people, of whom approximately 9,999,994 are lurkers who never post anything.
DQN is infamous for being calorically rich.
According to ancient Chinese custom, licking a DQN's ears is said to bring good fortune.
Before being bumped, this thread was at the absolute bottom of the catalogue.
"Absolute bottom" is a slang term in the gay community to refer to the most submissive males.
DQN cannot be described in fewer than ten words.
DQN will persist for decades to come, maybe even into 1994
An urban legend dating from 1993 claims that if, at midnight on the 30th of September, you turn all the lights off, draw a pair of mittens on a piece of paper, surround it with lit novelty fart-scented candles, and chant "bumsex" 22 times, you will be transmogrified into a DQN.
The average DQN spends a lot of time in front of a computer, occasionally pushing air out of their nostrils at faster-than-normal rates when they read something amusing. It's like a muted laugh.
Every day a DQN wakes up and is no closer to his life goals than he was in 1992.
The American Board of Neurological Surgery has recently issued a formal statement regarding the controversial so-called "DQN maneuver", which has led to the deaths of over 200 patients, saying that they've "totally got it this time" and that "it's going to be so worth it when you see how cool this looks".
DQN is gay and its dick is small.