You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 20:23

These accusations are outrageous! Where's your proof? I'll sue you goyim for every penny!

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:45

>>842 eats whatever unhealthy food he wants, then gets the fat liposuctioned out. Later, he goes on shaming fat people and telling everyone they need to grow some willpower.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:56

>>817
Think of the six million! How could you forget the 6 trillion?

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 15:45

Nobody knows if >>842 is drunk or not because he is such a horrible driver.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:00

>>842 spends all his time thinking about, drawing, editing, and posting pictures of frogs.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:11

I can smell >>842 from here.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 18:09

>>842 Sells propane and propane accessories.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:10

>>842 sells pain and pain accessories.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:45

>>842 sells heroin.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 08:10

So >>817-san was only >>842-sans scapegoat? How could we fall for >>842-sans trick! You're going down, punk!

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 05:47

>>842 tried to let this thread die!

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 21:48

>>842 Hides skunk spray in perfume bottles.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:17

>>842 genetically engineered a skunk/cobra hybrid that sprays venom.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:43

>>842 drives his huge diesel RV everywhere. He bypassed all the smog devices, and likes doing that "rolling coal" bullshit.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 08:02

Don't get me wrong here, I'm really not one to gossip behind others backs, but >>842 is really creepy. I saw him the other day and his facial expression gave me the shivers.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 15:00

Ewww, >>842's coming this way...

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:09

>>842 empties the septic tank of the RV in the middle of the street.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 17:30

>>842 is a sniggering, niggardly blackguard who enjoys arguing over niggling matters.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:21

>>842 forces everybody to watch a long boring video where he complains about intolerance, and everybody says "Fuck you" as a response to that. >>842 then uses those responses to force people to watch another boring video where >>842 bitches about intolerance.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 13:56

>>842 has registered the toll-free phone number 1-800-NIGGA-PLS and if you call that number, he will mock you.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 14:00

( E-E) >>842 is a big fat butt.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 16:33

>>842 hides pepper spray in vape juice.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 04:24

>>842 read >>838's comment as "rape juice" and said, "Hmm, I think I will do just that!"

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 19:51

>>842 forces people to take drugs, just so he can see them suffer from drug withdrawal.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 23:38

Go on without me, I will distract >>842 while you three escape!

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 05:45

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843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:38

I saw him get away! He's heading for >>998 !

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 14:28

>>998 left out Nintendo characters that should be in Smash Bros games.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 15:45

>>998 killed Satoru Iwata.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 19:29

>>998 ruined Daikatana.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 19:44

>>998 does not wear the correct shoes when he goes bowling.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 23:17

>>998 is a big fat butt.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 23:29

>>998 is a pussy and a vagina mixed into one.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 15:17

When >>998 wants to break a lease agreement, he turns his guitar amp to 11 and plays the most annoying music for 10 hours per day. After complaints from the entire apartment block, the landlord evicts >>998 but the landlord is required to return the security deposit.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 09:14

>>998 is responsible for the death of saovq

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 20:07

>>998 hides deadly spiders in other people's shoes.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 03:29

>>998 once burned me on a coke deal.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 13:44

>>998 is an elitist berk.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 13:58

>>998 named his son Richard with the surname Head.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:42

>>998 brings pussy willows, pork faggots, and Dick Tracy comics to 5th grade classrooms so children make more immature jokes.

>>998 has a few other items that he will bring to 5th grade classrooms.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:47

Such as >>998's erect cock.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 18:51

>>998 is also a convicted pædophile.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 20:18

>>998 is why Microsoft Mike talks like a lady and Microsoft Mary talks like a man.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 12:25

>>998 is Space Moose.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 14:10

>>998 stole my heart and abused me until I cut myself

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 14:29

>>998 is responsible for the creation of ISIS

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 04:09

>>998 transmits ebola, AIDS and anthrax to the people he comes in contact with.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 20:33

>>998 is keeping Wik locked up for no reason!

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 02:40

>>998 is a cock slap.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 03:48

>>998 is responsible for the Doom Broken Fucking Garbage edition.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 13:39

>>998 is always hogging the BBS with his hand-me-down v.22bis

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:53

>>998 picks up the phone when you're downloading via dialup.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 23:02

>>998 popularized the idea of "cutting" on 1990s daytime talk shows and is responsible for making >>861 think it was an appropriate coping mechanism. And you must admit that was an awfully nasty prank, not just on >>861, but on civilization as a whole.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 15:04

When VHS tapes were common, >>998 refused to rewind them before returning them. He also defaced the boxes that the tapes were in.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 17:57

While he was at it, >>998 purposely stole or destroyed the manuals that went with rental-store video games.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8021 03:00

>>998 Stole every Sailor Moon DVD and Blu-Ray disc. He left behind VHS tapes from "The Incredible World of DIC."

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 00:30

>>998 was abused by >>996 during his formative years...but honestly he deserved it.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:55

>>998 owns a puppy mill that produces chihuahuas. He sells them at a discount price to miserable single women.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 19:30

>>998 is a heinous tool.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:54

>>998 posts in the Clonepa thread without understanding the rich and compelling backstory.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 00:48

>>998 Worked at the household cleaning chemical factory, and programmed the computer to mix all the bleach with the ammonia.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 03:26

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 16:16

>>998 Says "It's a TOOMAAAHH" to people in the oncology ward of the hospital.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:31

>>998 accidentally >>911 in the butt on purpose

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:50

>>998 accidentally causes pregnancies on purpose.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:51

>>998 is abusive to his buddy Beavis.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:55

999 GET

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 15:37

I remember >>883
It seems only yesterday he posted that badly mistimed "999 GET" post.
It would have been stupid coming from anyone else but he just had this humor about him, hard to describe.
Then >>998 killed him.
In the butt.
On purpose.

Just like he's going to do to >>911 if we can't stop it.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 02:29

>>998 stole my beer from the fridge. What a dick.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 02:30

>>998 made Punctual Gomez late.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 05:33

>>998 lied about making Punctual Gomez late to tarnish his reputation

vc: shitchirf

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 18:05

>>998 is Punctual Gomez' evil cousin, Tardy Gomez.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:11

>>998 soiled a perfectly nice shirt.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:13

>>998 tampered with people's autocorrect so that "shirt" would say "shit" and "busy" would say "busty".

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:16

>>998 has been very busty trying on other people's shits

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:18

>>998 is literally a five headed dragon.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:22

>>998 is a professional scat pornstar (receiving), but they're fake.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:27

>>998 shat a terrific shit on a nicely bloused, busty non-scat pornstar, and didn't even give two shirts about how busty she was at the time.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:00

>>998 is a busty oppai monster who borrows little girls' shirts and returns them with the chest stretched out.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:22

>>998 convinced Sabrine Maui to get implants in her perfect little Asian tits.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:51

You know what?
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of assholes like >>73 and >>998 manipulating DQN. I'm not going to tell you to write to moot or stop going to Teh Rei's diner or give up fancy hearing cakes or to post less or even to challenge the Elitist Superstructure. I don't know what to do about the beadies, the VIPPERS, the people who dance whenever no one's watching, the shitty thread wasshoiis or the copypastas. What I do know is that I've had enough, you've had enough, we've all had enough of this! It isn't safe on the board anymore, and so we don't POST anymore, we just lurk in the Ctrl+V thread and say "Please, I won't make any trouble, just please let me stay safe inside this thread and don't start a fight with me from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinaya." Well, I'm GOING to start a fight! I want you to get up, right now, and I want you to go to the [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] thread. I want you to open it, I want you to read the full thread, and then I want you to post, writing:
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!"

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:48

>>998 made >>897 mistake >>98 for him

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 17:00

>>998 is a god damn titty monster.

...you know, I've read that manga, and she's kind of a butthead but I don't think she's really evil. She might even be a fun date.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 18:13

>>998 went to Jupiter to get more stupider.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 20:21

>>998 took me to Venus and cut off my penis.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 21:07

>>998 made software that detects small or flat boobs, and automatically replaces them with DD or larger boobs.

You should see how pissed off my neighbor is, because he is a huge Card Captor Sakura fan.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 21:07

>>998 flew to Mars and something something arse

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:25

>>998 stole my magic wand that was signed by J.K.Rowling and crammed it up my ass.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:35

>>998 replaced all instances of the word "wand" in the Harry Potter books with "wang".

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:52

>>998 seduced me with gay magic and then broke my heart.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 01:26

>>998 took the dirty money and then lived happily ever after.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 21:58

>>998 is a Venus with a penis who likes to get straight young men drunk and let them wake up with a surprise up their butt.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 00:44

>>998 is actually a trap fetishist

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:06

And by that, we mean that >>998 gets off on seeing a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting victim's penis.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:47

But what >>998 really loves is to see a mousetrap spring painfully on an unsuspecting mouse's neck. He then skins the mouse and wears the uncured skin as a penis sheath, and runs around screaming "Someone help, my dick is a furry!"

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 20:00

>>998 didn't allow me to use The Cocksheath of Pleasure in our tabletop session.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:48

>>998 included magical cocksheaths in the tabletop session he GMed.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:49

>>998 uses the FATAL system for every game he GMs.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 00:30

>>998 extended FATAL with imaginary bodily functions to make it more complete.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 01:03

>>998 further extended FATAL with everything he could find from Waita Uziga manga that weren't in the system already.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 18:12

>>998 ruled that >>920 's character could no longer maintain control of her ear-bladder despite >>920 rolling a natural 20.
What a creepy railroader!

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:03

>>998 is Kenichi Smith.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 00:18

>>998 Sabotaged a Zamboni so to win a bet over a hockey game.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 02:09

>>998 Stole The Precious Thing

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:28

>>998 builds weapon factories in 2 neighboring countries, then tricks them into going to war with each other.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 19:13

>>998 gave me a twelve-inch pianist when I made a wish.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 21:24

>>998 keeps chuckling and saying "Simmer down, Beavis."

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:30

>>998 secretly enters buildings and summons ghosts with his Ouija board. I had to move out of my apartment complex because the ghosts didn't leave me alone. >>998's Ouija board is more powerful than 10 gallons of holy water.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:18

>>998 lobbied for legislation to ban "high capacity assault holy water" meaning any person could only legally possess 10 gallons or less of holy water at any given time.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:26

>>998 convinced Congress to pass that legislation by manipulating public opinion using the #vampirelivesmatter hashtag.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:28

>>998 RAPED Popuko

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 20:43

>>998 created a real life Splatoon league. Every event is hosted inside historic buildings that should never be repainted.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 16:13

>>998 replaced all of the suppositories with chalk pills infused with habanero

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 22:35

>>998 is rumored to be Beady Eyes and may attempt to derail this thread.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 02:45

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932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 02:54

>>939 has important information pertaining to the whereabouts of >>998, and must be protected at all costs.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 13:33

I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>939 in exchange for sex!

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 15:51

I took >>939 to a marksmanship class and helped him get a concealed gun permit.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 16:29

I took >>939 to Poundland and taught him to protect his anus in prison.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 18:02

I let >>933 fuck me so he would protect >>939

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 03:22

>>998 steals safe to handle pet snakes, and leaves angry cobras and vipers in their place.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 03:14

Yo, >>939! A hanging grand piano tied up with an old, frayed rope is probably not the best thing to be standing under!

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 07:44

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940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 08:03

TANASINN DAMN IT, HE WAS TOO YOUNG!
I swear...
I swear on my lifelong hoard of fancy hearing cakes.
I swear on my body pillow.
I swear on the waifus of everyone who took part in this thread.
I swear on the sanctity of the Elitist Superstructure itself that I will find the true butthead and bring them to justice!

If only poor >>939 ...who could have known the train would be running on a different schedule during September due to maintenance? If only he'd just...if only he'd at least been able to tell us! What about >>989 ?? Is he the true butthead? Is he >>998 's next victim? Damn it, >>939 , you stupid brave kid, what the hell were you tryin' to tell us on the tracks that day?

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 04:57

>>998 Owns a skydiving company, and makes sure that when skydivers exit his plane, they land in horrible places. The last guy landed in an aquarium full of sharks.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 16:36

>>998 also landed a skydiver in a cactus farm.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 18:05

>>998 showed up at my cactus farm one day with a bunch of goons, offering to sell me skydiver insurance. I told him I wasn't a skydiver and to get off my property. He chuckled and told me that the price would double tomorrow. Three hours later, my pride and joy eThorny Petef was crushed flat.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 18:18

>>998 always uses the wrong recipe for his fancy hearing cake

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:25

>>998 always repeats "the cake is a lie" meme when baking, selling, discussing, and buying cakes. >>998 also annoys people with other old and overused memes.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:25

>>998 spreads fake instructions for making congee in a rice cooker.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 06:05

>>998 hustled me hardcore and sold me crappy, marked-up disaster and liability insurance for my prize-bred sharks and aquarium, but after he left I looked at the fine print and it wasn't even what he said it was! It was some sort of skydiving insurance for me! I don't even skydive! Then the next day I found my tank full of blood, gore, canvas, and sick sharks!

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 16:20

>>998 sells fake cookbooks that trick people into making kimchi. Each page has a different recipe for kimchi, but all of those recipes smell worse than 100 angry skunks.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 08:42

>>998 stole my heart

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 16:56

>>998 tried to sell me a used human heart. I only buy new!

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 18:17

>>998 scalps concert tickets.

952 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 1993-09-8110 19:27

heh. Butthead.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:10

<#M„DL > >>998 Make Starcraft II Legacy of the Void crash during epic battle! Error message insult kimchi! >>998 more disgusting than pig and Japanese salaryman!

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:17

i@MƒnLj >>998 sell 2 million of Chinese bride to western man! Does not sell western woman to Chinese groom! man woman balance even worse!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 13:09

>>998 sold me a Chinese bride who divorced me as soon as she got citizenship and hit me with alimony payments. He guaranteed it wouldn't happen with each of the next two I purchased, and it kept on happening.

I am now living in a cardboard box, I cannot see my children, and I am the victim of a particularly poor haircut.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:22

>>998 Visits monuments made of stone and ruins them with his jackhammer in various ways. When >>998 went to Thailand, he used his jackhammer to turn statues of Buddha into statues of M Bison.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:12

>>998 reads Facebook for the articles.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 03:16

When >>998 goes to a drive-through, he waits until he's at the speaker to decide what he wants and sits for ten minutes while carefully considering each item on the menu.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 05:51

>>998 held a monopoly on drive through window speakers. He used his monopoly so that those speakers would sound horrible.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 09:26

>>998 Designed the drive-through signs before drive-thru windows, and made sure they are close enough to, if not on the other side of, the horrible-sounding speaker - all so that new diners to a chain will cause great inconvenience to other people, and he won't be singled out and called to task when he does it out of malice.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:30

>>998 Designed the Checker's drive through lane so that there would be a shorter line for JDM cars.

I couldn't hear the sound of the drive through speaker because >>998 was drifting his S15 Silvia through the opposite lane.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 04:16

>>998 has insatiable thirst for braking fluid.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:47

>>998 never closes his html tags.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 11:28

I heard >>998 is the guy who keeps adding useless features to webbrowsers.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 09:49

>>998's great-grandfather perpetrated the first drive-by on a horse-drawn buggy, and got away with it as well

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 01:44

>>998 is the Antichrist and fights against everything our lord and saviour Jesus H. Christ stood for!

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 02:53

>>998 is black

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 10:45

I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>989 in exchange for sex!

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 02:41

>>964 I'm also certain that >>998 knows how to make them huge memory hogs as well.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 09:21

You know, sometimes I think maybe the butthead really was >>73 after all.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 20:07

I don't know what's the big deal. >>998 was always cool with me.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 21:08

>>998 makes offcolor jokes once in a while, but I don't think he's that bad.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 22:11

>>998 makes food taste like poop, and vice versa

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 09:55

>>998 framed >>73.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 09:55

>>989 framed >>998

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 19:22

>>998 makes it okay for women to be statutory rapists.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 04:42

>>998 posted >>976 to try to seem like a better person.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 04:13

>>998 Hides scorpions inside people's socks.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 09:53

>>998 starts long serious arguments when the situation calls for a simple name-calling.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 02:25

>>998 Is not going to get away this time!

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 09:31

>>998 put his garbage into the neighbors recycling and now the garbage men won't take it anymore.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 01:19

>>998 Will make anime real, but only the kind with tentacle rape.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:23

>>998 drove over humblefool

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:27

>>998 keeps leaving the fridge door open

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:28

>>998 keeps giving me captchas that make me question my sexuality

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:30

>>998 donated my mittens to charity... for africa

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:31

>>998 painted my car yellow using a toothbrush

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:34

>>998 reports obscure youtube videos of barely questionable content to annoy those who watch them

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:35

>>998 never seeds

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 12:36

>>998 uses teeth when giving fellatio

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 15:10

>>998 carries a power drill, a solar battery charger, and a set of drill bits at all times. He uses them to put gloryholes in public toilets, and I heard a rumor that he does other terrible things with his power drill.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 18:59

>>998 is planning to blow up this THREAD.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:54

>>998 tries to post AA in irc channels

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:55

>>998 is so fucking annoying, you know?

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:56

>>998 bumps old threads with dancers for "fun"

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 19:59

>>998 advertises reddit

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 20:08

>>998 spams to finish threads

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 20:26

fuck you guys i'm awesome

999 Name: Punctual Gomez : 1993-09-8170 20:38

Right on time for my 999GET.

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