( ˃ Д˂) 1001 ANGRY POSTS!
( ˃ Д˂) INTERROBANGS ARE STUPID!
( ˃ Д˂) THIS IS ANGRY THINGS, NOT HATRED THINGS! SHUT UP YOU GUYS
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT ANIME "PEDOPHILES" WHEN NO SUCH THING EXISTS
( ˃ Д˂) THE AMERICAN SPELLING OF "PÆDOPHILE"
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE ADVOCATING ARCHAIC SPELLINGS TO APPEAR ERUDITE
( ˃ Д˂) INTERROBANGS ARE REALLY STUPID! FOR REAL!
( ˃ Д˂) BRING BACK ÞE LETTER ÞORN!
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT PANCAKES!
( ˃ Д˂) THOSE STUPID TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS THAT HAVE THE LITTLE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU SMALL-TIME ARTICLE MILL EDITORS QUIBBLING OVER A SINGLE COMMA AND STUPID WORD CHOICE BULLSHIT! I'LL SHOVE MY COMMAS UP YOUR STUPID FAT ASSES!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK WORKING. I JUST WANT TO RELAX FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK FUCKING!
>>28
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK TRANNIES? BUT THEY ALMOST ALL LOOK JUST LIKE MEN IN DRESSES!
( ・-・) Really, that situation you described just sounds like it would be intensely uncomfortable for both people involved.
( ˃ Д˂) ENOUGH OF FUCK ALREADY!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKING ANAL SEX = GAY!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, POWER CUTS! I'M TRYING TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES HERE!
(^ヮ^) Tee hee hee, I read >>35 as "power cunts" the first time.
( ˃ Д˂) NO SPACING BETWEEN THE END OF THREADS AND THE NEXT THREAD!
IT'S TOO HARD TO COPY-PASTE THE ANGRY FACE ON A PHONE!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHERE DID MY SLEEPINESS GO WHEN I NEED IT?!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GUI API THAT ISN'T SO HORRIBLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO RUN OFF AND JOIN A MONASTERY WITH A VOW OF SILENCE AND NO TECHNOLOGY
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS DEBIAN SO MUCH SHITTIER THAN MY LFS INSTALL? IT ISN'T WORKING.
( ˃ Д˂) SCI-FI SETTINGS THAT SPAN MULTIPLE GALAXIES!
( ˃ Д˂) WAS A WHOLE FUCKING GALAXY REALLY NOT ENOUGH?!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE MISERABLY FAILED TO GET A REALLY RAD DEGREE A FEW TIMES! STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM OR I MIGHT HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) IN MODERN LIFE, DEGREES ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT TO YOUR LINE OF WORK, SO IT IS ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING ONE! AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY DURING MY ATTEMPTS!
>>43
( ˃ Д˂) YOU SHOULDN'T BE USING DEBIAN ANYWAY UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN A WEB SERVER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
( ˃ Д˂) >>49 I WISH I WASN'T SETTING UP A COMPUTER FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS
( ˃ Д˂) CAN THE POPULAR COMMERCIAL OPERATING SYSTEMS PLEASE STOP MAKING SHIT MORE AND MORE CLOSED?
( ˃ Д˂) UBUNTU PHONES HOME TO CANONICAL
>>52
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU PICK UBUNTU OVER MINT WHEN MINT IS BASICALLY AN UN-SHITTIFIED VERSION OF UBUNTU‽
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES NO ONE USE PLAN9 FROM GENTOO?
( ˃ Д˂) PLAN 9 NEVER CAUGHT ON!
( ˃ Д˂) RIO IS DIFFICULT TO USE BUT WITH SOME DEVELOPMENT IT COULD BE A GREAT UI!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE WILL NEVER BE DEVELOPMENT ON RIO!
( ˃ Д˂) LINUX SUCKS AND WILL NEVER BE MAINSTREAM SO GIVE IT UP ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS!
>>59
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT YOU'RE REFERING TO AS LINUX, IS IN FACT, GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU PLUS LINUX!
( ˃ Д˂) THE TRUTH SHALL NOT BE SAGED!!!
( ˃ Д˂) ENTROPY DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR A CLEAN LIVING ROOM GOING TO HELL IN TWO DAYS. THIS WAS A CONCERTED EFFORT TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.
>>60
( ˃ Д˂) RICHARD STALLMAN'S ASSHATTERY IS THE PRIMARY REASON THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
( ˃ Д˂) GNU NOT USABLE!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL I WANT IS TO BE A SHRINE MAIDEN! IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK‽
( ˃ Д˂) A BULLSHIT IE EXPLORER ADD ON INSTALLED ITSELF ON MY PC AND I NEEDED TO REFORMAT!
( ˃ Д˂) LITTLE STUDENT CUNTS, NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S POSSESSIONS
( ˃ Д˂) WEE FANNIES!
( ˃ Д˂) RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M FUCKIN RAGING!!!
>>68-71, what did they do? They occupied your lawn and claimed that you oppress them, didn't they?
( ˃ Д˂) I'M PROCRASTINATING!
( ˃ Д˂) Me too!
( ˃ Д˂) PROCRASTINAHAYSHUN IS MAKING ME WAIT
( ˃ Д˂) ME THREE AND I MADE PEOPLE WAIT FOR ME FOR WEEKS. IT'S KINDA REALLY SHAMEFUL AND UPSETTING!
( ˃ Д˂) MY HOUSEMATE IS TAKING A HALF-HOUR SHOWER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO LEAVE TO GO TO CLASS SOON BUT I NEED A BIG POO
( ˃ Д˂) THE CAT HORKING UP A HAIRBALL DIRECTLY ON THE MIDDLE OF MY BED!
( ˃ Д˂) REAL GIRLS DON'T WEAR FRILLY DRESSES OR HAVE TEA PARTIES AT ALL! I COULD DO A BETTER JOB OF BEING A GIRL THAN THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE CALLING DUBSTEP "DUB"
( ˃ Д˂) DUBSTEP'S MASSIVE INCREASE IN POPULARITY MEANING ANYONE MENTIONING "DUB", MY FIRST THOUGHT IS "DOES HE MEAN ACTUAL DUB OR IS HE USING "DUB" AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR "DUBSTEP"?
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S LIKE CALLING, UM, INDUSTRIAL "INDIE", OR PROGRESSIVE HOUSE "PROG", OR SOMETHING, THEY'RE ALREADY EXISTING TERMS FOR QUITE DIFFERENT THINGS!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE'S IGNORANCE TO MUSIC SUBGENRES GETTING ME AGGRAVATED BEFORE I GO TO BED!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING DOG WAKING ME UP AT 6AM!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE THINKING I MEAN DUBSTEP WHEN I SAY DUB
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT I ALSO WANT TO READ!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT BLOOMING JAPANESE CHERRY TREES?! THERE WAS THAT TERRIBLY HUGE QUEUE IN JAPANESE GARDEN TODAY, SO I COULDN'T GET IN!
It was incredibly irritating.
( ˃ Д˂) THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WEARING KIMONOS, BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN A SINGLE JAPANESE PERSON AMONG THEM! THEY LACKED DEDICATION TO WAIT IN QUEUE, SO THEY JUST SAT ON THE GRASS OUTSIDE! WHAT WAS THE POINT?!
All I want was just a single nice-looking petal for my herbarium...
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO INSIST THEIR INTERNET HANDLE USES SOME NON-STANDARD CASE RULES!
( ˃ Д˂) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOUT AT moot IF moot IS ALWAYS LOWERCASE?!
( ˃ Д˂) ONE DAY I'M GOING TO COME UP WITH A USERNAME THAT IS A COMMON WORD LIKE "DOG", BUT INSIST PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT "DOYJE" AND INSERT VARIOUS NON-VISIBLE CHARACTERS BETWEEN EACH LETTER!
( ˃ Д˂) BETTER YET, >>94, MAKE IT SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE ALL COLOURED PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE OR AFRICAN-AMERICANS (WHICHEVER OF THESE PHRASES IS POLITE AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT) "SINGERS" AND "MUSICIANS" DO! FOR EXAMPLE, "WILL.I.AM" INSTEAD OF "WILLIAM", AND HE INSISTS ON BEING CALLED "WILL I AM".
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING IRS SCANDALS AND BENGHAZI SCANDAL AND WHATEVER ELSE MAY HAVE SURFACED IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES SCANDAL HAVE SHAKEN MY NORMALLY UNSWERVING FAITH IN THE INNATE GOODNESS OF CENTRALIZED BUREAUCRACY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE ONLY GIRLS WHO WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ARE FAT CHICKS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP BEATING MYSELF UP AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
( ˃ Д˂) DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T AUDIO OVER STREAM BE A FLAC QUALITY? I CAN HEAR HOW LIMITED IT IS!