[SEXUALITY] ITT post the last thing you masturbated to [DQN] (38)

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:26

dude

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:27

This will end well, I just know it.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 21:34

I hate that people deny their urges, male and female. I've always considered DQN a liberal-ish website where I can escape from that sort of thing, thanks to anonymity.

/shortrant

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 22:12

the urge to lewd is a creative urge also

-brokunin

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 01:43

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 04:44

this is a very bad thread
sage
  





























 also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nd0eKuPJaA
it's the only thing I masturbate to

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 08:09

>>9
whoa

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 08:38

!?

↑↓

• • •

!

キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 18:21

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 19:48

>>9
I'm still waiting for the artist to release the uncensored version of this. No joke.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 22:09

del

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 22:16

>>13
He has pictures on his blog, at least.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7144 22:43

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 00:12

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 06:46

Y'all are a bunch of weirdos.

Why can't you masturbate to something normal and wholesome, like

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/825544

NOTE: not safe for work. Probably not safe at home either.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 06:59

A Yumi Kazama JAV. She's my favorite JAV actress.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 10:19

>>18
('A`,,) Jesus Christ

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:35

>>20
No, that isn't Jesus. (;;o_o)
Well, the human could be. (>_<;)

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 19:49

What's up with >>21's weird faces
Am I going crazy or are they kind of out of the ordinary

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 20:35

>>9
What the fuck.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 02:24

That's not an "or" question, >>22.

>>23, I agree. Who would fantasize about that, when they could fantasize about getting a blowjob from a unicorn instead?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 12:24

>>21
Technically, Princess Celestia is both a god and a pony, which is kind of alike to Jesus Christ being a human god.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 15:55

>>25
And she has a nice butt, which is why I masturbate to erotic art of her.

I am deeply ashamed. All these years of watching anime and I never sexualized an animated character this way. Now the one I really want to fuck is a cartoon unicorn goddess creature. In all honesty I have no idea why. Perhaps she is the idealized magical mother figure I lacked growing up. Perhaps it's Nicole Oliver's voice acting.

Because I am an American, it occurs to me that I should sue Lauren Faust for ruining my life.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 17:50

>>26

>Now the one I really want to fuck is a cartoon unicorn goddess creature.
>Perhaps she is the idealized magical mother figure I lacked growing up.

That doesn't really explain things. In fact, it makes them more complicated.

Not that I'm one to judge at all, I'm just saying.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 21:51

IZM ICD-62

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 02:19

>>27
Those of us whose childhoods lacked a sympathetic maternal figure often find ourselves drawn to intelligent and powerful female figures later in life. This is often accompanied by a deep and instinctual desire to defer and submit, even, or especially, in a sexual context.

And, this being /dqn/, I shall let you supply your own punchline.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 21:05

Hmm. The punchline should be:

"Your bizarre and repugnant paraphilias are disgusting, and would make you unemployable if you spoke of them openly, but other people's bizarre and repugnant paraphilias are enshrined as civil rights and society is so terrified to offend or criticize them that anyone who does so risks being charged under the new Federal THOUGHTCRIME, uh, I mean 'hate crime' laws."

Does that work, for 21st Century 'Murrika? OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 12:57

>>9
sorry to revive an old thread, but I am really curious what this video was.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 14:44

Cybersex on Shangrila MUX

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 17:37

>>30
quality post

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7410 17:38

A Sharp X68000

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 01:49

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 03:01

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