CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 22:11

Why when the other one just started? The (999) isn't the post count.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 12:25

Nobody wants to be here, but ultimately nobody wants to leave. Try to try. Trying to unfuck what came before today. Try test-retest your mental health. Don’t create, just tell a story. Try again. Play pretend. Try regaining ROM. Try analysing less.
All I can be sure of is this: get comfortable being in the bottom position, because you’re going to be fucked a lot.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 14:19

セクシーキャットレディ

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 18:53

(Θ⌓Θ)

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 19:44

-Steins;Gate

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 21:29

`Button (connect_button, `Label connect_label);

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 21:48

micturition

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 23:14

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7600 09:30

>>9
I like your little computing place, but I didn't know that Yamaha manufactured lube. Weird.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7600 15:09

君の中に射精したい

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7600 19:46

regex

(>>9 Where's the back support?)

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7601 17:02

★2ちゃんねるゴアスレ発のグラインド・オムニバスアルバム。No.305のネットレーベルUGUからのリリース。ジャケットがとんでもなく素晴らしすぎてこれだけでもう腹いっぱいです。
タイトルこそ幼女愛好癖とかですが、中身はけっこう真っ当なグラインドコアで埋め作れさてます。全20曲25分ぶっ飛ばし、僕が知ってるのはレーベル主催のNo.305ぐらいですが、彼も全部同じ内容の曲を5曲収録という、他のグラインドを嘲笑うかのようなスカム爆発ぶり。
ナードコアというかオタク系音楽として聴くよりは、普通にグラインド系のコンピレーションとして聴けると思います。

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7601 17:45

apple, banana, mandarin,

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7602 00:26

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18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7602 12:09

floccinaucinihilipilificate

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7602 16:03

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7602 20:05

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7603 21:38

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E7%97%9B%E9%83%A8%E5%B1%8B

(side note: I always search SAoVQ for this thread before I remember that it's on DQN.)

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7604 02:39

>>22
There will come a day when you have to decide
are you a VIPPER?
or are you a Dokyun?
The truth lies within you, but know this:
you cannot be both.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7604 02:42

>>23

sure I can

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7604 02:43

古・土・上

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7604 16:02

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7604 22:04

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7608 20:23

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7608 21:31

Excuse me you ignorant fool, Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7608 22:38

>>485
This is a legit point. You've seen /b/, right? /b/ for bullshit. It's a fountain of crap with limited good discussion. Guess why? People are too busy ogling the vast quantities of porn to actually say anything relevant.
3DPD isn't porn, but it strays into that area, as this thread proves. A /jp/, if 3DPD were banned, would most likely be a place of better discussion about anime, visual novels, JRPGs and such than just a sexy cosplay hoard. But hentai/ecchi are also 'porn' in a sense and would be allowed. I honestly don't know.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7609 16:43

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7609 18:40

Consider: Egbert's extraordinary review about slut's erotic earlobes exact?

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 17:21

Even ignoring that the first episode's theme song really should go "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sin City?", I'm not entirely sure what kind of kid dreams of sleazy bars, stealing underpants from clotheslines in dark alleys, or whose response to a dead fish is "Whew! Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. Is this some sort of phallic symbol?" but then, what would I know? I once had a food-poisoning spawned nightmare about the Zombie Pirate LeChuck breeding poisoned butterflies in a French caravan park. Still not sure what that was about.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 17:40

By modern eyes, it's about as primitive as an orc's OKCupid profile. ("Name: Azog the Defiler. Hobbies: Murdering dwarf-scum, helping make what should be one movie into three snoozers. First thing people notice about me: My prosthetic murder-hand stabbing into their face as I laugh. I also enjoy jazz.")

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7610 18:38

Ich bin der chrome dinette.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7611 16:16

Varka added, “We hear people like to hit each other with the dragon dildos.”

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7612 00:41

Unfortunately, that doesn't look convincing enough as an educational experience. Multiple choice tests, maths problems, and cartoon characters with names like Professor Calculator on the other hand are basically useless, but make parents feel like they've successfully found some middle-ground where Bobby and his sister Bobbi aren't just frittering away their lives by shooting aliens from Planet Zog.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7613 00:42

The Guardian reported that Britain's surveillance agency GCHQ, with aid from the National Security Agency, intercepted and stored the webcam images of millions of internet users not suspected of wrongdoing. The surveillance program codenamed Optic Nerve collected still images of Yahoo webcam chats (one image every five minutes) in bulk and saved them to agency databases. The agency discovered "that a surprising number of people use webcam conversations to show intimate parts of their body to the other person", estimating that between 3% and 11% of the Yahoo webcam imagery harvested by GCHQ contains "undesirable nudity".

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7613 14:56

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7613 22:23

Old stocks such as Kodachrome 40, Kodachrome II, Ektachrome 160, any AGFA or BOOTS stocks are impossible to develop as there are no chemicals left.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7613 23:04

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 00:41

George Hillion likes this.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 05:11

prejudice

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 22:26

The roots of liberalism – and its associated madness – can be clearly identified by understanding how children develop from infancy to adulthood and how distorted development produces the irrational beliefs of the liberal mind," he says. "When the modern liberal mind whines about imaginary victims, rages against imaginary villains and seeks above all else to run the lives of persons competent to run their own lives, the neurosis of the liberal mind becomes painfully obvious.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 03:13

books as a means of elevation

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 17:20

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 18:12

ロリ 放尿 AA

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7617 17:08

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 00:46

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 01:33

Actually you can get tsunderes in real life. I'm a bit of a tsundere myself though i guess you could call it emotionally confused/conflicted.

O_O B-BAKA! Y...Yes I am a tsundere gamer girl... But...I am not going to marry anyone! I like loneliness! ((looks around))((Blush))

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 03:17

IT APPEARS AS IF PUSHING THE DEVIL'S TOBACCO HAS WARPED

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 04:01

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 22:26

保健体育

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 01:01

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 18:49

The judge was also found to have given a 55-year-old rapist a lighter sentence because he did not ejaculate inside his young niece or “treat her roughly.” She was 15 and 16 when she was raped in 2007 and 2008.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 19:47

Kaffeklubben

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 20:52

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 20:50

All your babies send their love tonight from the bridge....tonight we are dedicating this to anyone that has lost a horse....rest assured, they are awaiting you....

The Rainbow Bridge is the place to which a horse goes upon its death, eventually to be reunited with its owner.

The story tells of a green meadow located “this side of Heaven”. The Rainbow Bridge is the name of both the meadow and an adjoining bridge connecting it to Heaven. According to the story, when a horse dies, it goes to the meadow, having been restored to perfect health and free of any injuries. They run and play all day with others who have also crossed. There is always fresh grass, hay, water, and the sun is always shining. It is said that while they’re at peace and happy, they miss their owner who had to be left behind.

When their owner dies, they come across the Rainbow Bridge. It is at that moment our loved ones stop what they are doing to sniff the air and look into the distance where they see their beloved owner. They run as fast as they can until they are in their owner’s arms, licking their face in joy while their owner looks into the eyes of their friend who was absent on Earth, but never absent in their heart. Then side by side, they cross the Rainbow Bridge together into Heaven, never again to be separated.

They all are awaiting your messages and they love hearing from you....until next week

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 12:18

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 20:10

>>60
At least our espeon is calm and nice.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 17:56

Remember, kids.

You can't spell "sperglord" without S U P E R G O D.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 04:31

7-Spray Handheld Handshower in Chrome

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 19:20

The Middle East Media Research (MEMRI) published Thursday a translation of a new Hamas internet campaign to provide guidelines for Gaza’s social media users. According to MEMRI, the Hamas Interior Ministry has instructed Gazans to use Facebook and Twitter to “play their part in strengthening the home front and properly convey information worldwide.” The guidelines in fact instruct social media users to mislead the public and propagate disinformation worldwide.
The interior ministry’s “Be Aware ― Social Media Activist Awareness Campaign” centers around an instructional video and posters published on the ministry’s Facebook and Twitter pages. Gazans are taught, first and foremost, to refer to all terrorists as innocent civilians.
“Anyone killed or martyred is to be called a civilian from Gaza or Palestine, before we talk about his status in jihad or his military rank,” the guidelines state. “Don’t forget to always add ‘innocent civilian’ or ‘innocent citizen’ in your description of those killed in Israeli attacks on Gaza.” Mainstream media outlets would do well to remember this when quoting distorted reports from Gaza of civilian casualties.
The guidelines go on to tell Facebook and Twitter users how to spin Hamas terrorist activity aimed at harming Israeli civilians to appear legitimate.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 19:53

>>64
Ah, they're taking a page out of Israel's play book.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 20:34

>>65 ha ha no you ignorant mcnugget

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 20:58

>>66
Nice try, boy.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 21:56

>>64-67
Are they taking this page or is it Israel telling English-speaking people to regard any reports of killed Palestinians as terrorist propaganda? Anyway, some Turkish hashtag calling for a boycott of Israel goods was trending on Twatter today.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 23:23

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 14:04

I just find it telling that Israelis, who go out of their way to avoid casualties get blamed the most for them when the Palestinians, who go out of their way to increase casualties, get cheered on.

For all the left's crowing about wanting to end racism and bigotry, they sure do hate Jews.

The Israelis set up the Iron Dome missile defense to protect civilians from constant unending Hamas rocket attacks. Hamas protects their rockets by hiding them in schools and hospitals and mosques full of civilians. Who's the bad guy here? The Israelis, for not letting themselves be more easily blown up.

Fuckers always defending themselves, how dare they!

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 15:49

The only reason Hamas hasn't leveled Israel: lack of weapons. The only reason Israel hasn't leveled Gaza: it chooses not to.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 20:05

Well, remember also, that “mental health” is a huge, enormously profitable industry in the US. We put four-year-old Timmy in a preschool classroom and try to force him to sit still and learn to play the violin, or conjugate Japanese verbs. In a sane world, any child who didn’t fidget under those circumstances should be checked for a pulse. But we get out the big rubber stamp that says “MENTALLY ILL: ADHD” and pump him full of speed. Ding! goes the cash register. Count that money, Chumley.

All of this is hard-sold to us, pushed by the agitprop box in the living room, not just by television commercials for prescription drugs but also by this stuff getting written liberally into the script of damn near everything on TV since the 1990s. That makes being dependent on your daily dose “normal,” because the fictional characters on TV do it too. That makes parenting-by-pill “normal,” because the fictional characters on TV do it too. It’s a hundred Sunday supplement articles, and pop-psychology paperbacks, their online equivalents, saying “Unleash the creative power of your multiple personalities!” and “Embrace your autistic gifts!” and “Unlock the creative wellspring that is depression!”

Looking through an encyclopedia or a textbook of clinical psychiatry from around 1970 is sobering. “Autism” was only the label for a tiny, tiny number of severely disturbed children who never learned to speak, communicate, dress, or feed themselves, for example. “ADHD” wasn’t stuck on every fidgety kid whose lazy parents failed to discipline him. The very concepts didn’t exist a century ago.

I believe that there are two major underlying causes driving this phenomenon. The first, and by far the more significant, is the Gramscian social Bolshevism of the far Left. A culture of self-reliant individuals would object to Scientific Socialism. So, they seek, in nihilistic fashion, to destroy every pillar of our society. They declare the sane, normal, and honorable to be insane, and champion disgusting people and practices as normal. Out with the responsible, self-reliant individual. In with the bleating hind-gut fermenters that can’t function from minute to minute without Prozac in the drinking water, who for their own good and the good of society require constant supervision by the compassionate Nanny State and could never be trusted with guns, or letter openers, or a book of matches, or…

And they’re the ones writing the scripts for the soap operas and the sitcoms and the “reality television” shows that people Krazy-glue their eyeballs too for half their waking lives. These are the people who still, more than twenty years after the Berlin Wall came down and all the world got to see the horrors of the Gulag and the Lubyanka, still openly express admiration and nostalgia for the Soviet model–which model included as a feature I get the impression they especially like, state psychiatrists labeling anyone who disagreed or objected as a madman who had to be imprisoned to protect public safety.

Secondarily, and by a significant amount, this is all tremendously profitable for Big Pharma and the Therapy Racket. Everyone, everywhere, is mentally ill! It’s an epidemic! Have you had your PILLS today? Will that be cash or charge? Ding! goes the cash register.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 20:37

You are a warrior of the light. You have the power of Hydalen flowing through you. Spin your character really fast the opposite way of the twister's wind and cancel that shit out. Only when you have mastered the power of the spin can you win.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 22:21

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 02:14

Great new anime I am lucky to be a part of Letter to Momo now available on iTunes!

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 21:23

Rhymes with HEINOUS
anus, feyness, gayness, grayness, Janus, manus

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 01:41

LGBTWTFBBQ

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 15:58

A guy walked into an adult novelty shop. He asked for a blow up doll.
Counter guy: Male or Female
Customer: Female
Counter guy: Black or White
Customer: White
Counter guy: Muslim or Christian
Customer: What the heII does religion have to do with it?
Counter guy: The Muslim doll blows itself up

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 02:55

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82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7635 21:41

a8349495@drdrb.net

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7636 22:01

ankle disarticulation

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 22:09

._c= ._c= ._c= ._c= quack quack!

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 01:09

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 16:48

"Oh, by the way, this is the part where you're supposed to get killed by the Mutant Pink Hamster. What do you mean, I didn't tell you?"

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 08:46

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 23:15

한국

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 06:40

THAT WAS MI PEEE XD!!!!!!

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 09:23

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 11:11

wich 2hu wud u fuk?

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 13:12

As long as the last underbrush
of a man’s desire for woman
has not been not cleared away,
his mind remains in bondage,
like a suckling calf
following its mother.

―Dhammapada, verse 284

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 23:27

Delete impo0tence by splendid cuts at ddrug Store

(I like to think "impootence" is another word for constipation)

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7644 16:48

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98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7645 16:13

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99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7646 03:21

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100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7647 17:00

The forth one is a funny case; it has probably been changed because it looked too much like a spermatozoon. Now it looks like some sort of green hawk.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 09:53

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 16:41

"my brother got expelled for flashing knives in school."
"what a fucking retard. it’s like he wanted to be expelled. who fucking brings a knife to school and flashes it? also, he got sent home yesterday too for reasons which weren’t told to me because i’m apparently not a family member and don’t deserve to know why my brother is sent home from school. the powers that be hate me or something. what kind of fuckery is this?"

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 17:23

Adam often imagined elaborate schemes in which he outwitted his sister, and she had to submit to him as a result. He fantasized a particularly dumb expression on her face as she realized he was the smarter one, and had to lay down on the bed on her stomach, while he pushed his cock into her butt hole. He would make her say, “Fuck my dumb ass, Adam, I deserve it,” a million times.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 02:25

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 23:30

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 23:36

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 23:40

Commander: DoomGuy!! They’ve returned and are back for vengeance, they want you!!

DG: Huh..? (just waking up)

Com: My home is surrounded by Hell Knights, my guards are holding them off.

DG: No! That’s impossible, I killed everyone last one of those bastards!

C: We’ve just received information from the MoXill space station, we believe The Forces of Evil are cloning! DoomGuy please, Earth needs your help again, you’re the only one that can fight these things!

DG: Stay right there commander, I’ll be over in no time.

C: DoomGuy, one last thing, they want more than Earth this time, they want AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Gurgle, choak, CRUNCH, thud, growl.

DG: COMMANDER!!!!!!!

Demonic Voice: DoomGuy, We’re coming after YOU!!!!!

DG: <censored> you, you festering piece of mutated snail <censored>!

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 17:50

yo my name is saad, and i don't give a fuck

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 23:12

Venera-7 and -8 were borderless, but Venera-7 has the additional text 100 GET (100 years -- anniversary of Lenin's birth).

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 02:26

CHRISTINA,OH,YOU'VE COME A LONG ,LONG,WAY BABY.this is perhaps the ugliest,dumbest,most hideous video on earth,SHE LEFT THAT WORLD,GREASY SCUZZY,CRIMINAL,RAP,HIPPERHOPPER,TO BECOME BLONDE MS. AMERICA,THANK GOD

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 02:28

so very sorry but i want to know if shes a mexican?
Also if the dieractor is trying to make her look sexy they did a good job and the guys are sexy too wich is so cool.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:43

Replacing the worst 5 to 7 percent of teachers with merely average-quality teachers would increase U.S. economic output by $112 trillion over the lifetimes of the rising generation.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 12:43

Grumble Volcano

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:13

Sylvester appears in the Robot Chicken episode "Werewolf vs. Unicorn" voiced by Patrick Pinney. During Arnold Schwarzenegger’s announcement of illegal aliens from Mexico, Sylvester demonstrates a wired fence that will keep the aliens out, only for it to be penetrated by Speedy Gonzales.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:19

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 15:58

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 20:04

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122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:45

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 01:27

>>121
imagines this to be Jack Conundrum-chan gloating after a particularly dastardly deed

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 13:34

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.

On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.

After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."

"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.

While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."

There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.

After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."

Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 17:18

Whenever one of the most celebrated and influential electronic fartist, Richard D. James can compete with the music flip to influence built.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 19:21

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 18:33

how about slighly spanking my scalp with the palm of my hands??

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 22:18

Herbal Supplements
"Apparently Saint John had warts. And they supposedly had medicinal properties. Some barbaric 'cures' are still difficult to eliminate, certainly..."
"Um, it's 'wort', with an O."
"They couldn't spell back then, either."

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 01:59

‘Capitalism is the swearword invented by Karl Marx in order to deceive the gullible with the preposterous claim that the laws and customs necessary for the market to exist somehow benefit anyone investing in stock to the detriment of anyone hiring his services as labor, particularly manual labor. How this is possible even theoretically, since one man both hire his services and invest in stock, is never addressed.

‘Since, in various interventionist and socialist schemes and regulatory regimes, certain unequal laws do indeed benefit one group at the expense of the others, such as, c.f., labor union regulations and antimonopoly laws, the word Capitalist is also used by Marx to refer to the corruption incest between government and manufacturing interests of the exact type his own paradoxical theories of government-run market encourage and require. Hence the word ‘Capitalism’ as used by the man who coined the term, Marx, is meaningless because it means two opposite things.

‘However, the lunatic conspiracy theory nonsense of Marx was proven so abundantly unconvincing, that the word ‘Capitalism’ is now used as a badge of courage by the men it was meant to slander, who use it as a synonym with the Free Market.’

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 14:12

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 18:56

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 14:36

Portland Pull-Start

This is a special treat native to Portland, Oregon.

This is best done on a fat girl you can trick into anal play. The great thing about the Portland pull-start is that all you need is a fat girl and some butt beads. The larger the beads, the larger the fun. Get her on all fours and get behind her. Insert all the beads very, very gently while playing with her fat vagina. Now place your left hand on the middle of her fat back while still holding onto the butt beads with your right and PULL START that bitch!! If you are wondering ‘Why the fat girl?’ It’s so you can get away.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 02:07

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 23:09

嫁が見つかりません
あなたの嫁は二次の世界か
脳内にしか存在しません...
レンタンボタンを押して
来世での出会いに期待してください

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 12:39

osculation

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 21:26

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 12:35

我的

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 13:23

Nosferatu versus Dracula

    The irony of F. W. Murnau's 1922 Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens is that, even though Bram Stoker denied him the rights to produce Dracula, his version of the film follows the original story more closely; and his Count Orlok (Max Schreck) is more accurate than any other interpretation of Dracula. American adaptations focus too much on all the vampiric bloodsucking and add overly eroticized elements to make the novel more "entertaining" on the big screen ("Phantom").
    The character of Nosferatu is much more similar to Stoker's Dracula than the romanticized versions created by other directors. Nosferatu is not the vampire character that popular culture recognizes; the one that kids like to emulate for Halloween. The name is derived from the Greek word "nosophoros," which means "disease bearing," not "vampire" or "undead" or anything like you might think. It references the plague and appropriately connects Nosferatu's rat-like demeanor and appearance. He is like a plague in that--though he himself is a living corpse, or undead--his victims do not become like him. He attacks them and they simply die, as if struck by disease ("Origins).
    Dracula, as we know him is personified well by actors like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt: charming and seductive. Not horrifying and murderous, but he is a "lovesick soul" who forces his own curse of immortality upon others--especially women ("Phantom"). This version of the vampire is handsome and alluring, not like Nosferatu, who is creepy and animal-like. The physical differences between Dracula and Nosferatu really are the most significant reasons for why each is perceived the way he is. Nosferatu is more of an obvious monster type and is recognized as such immediately after meeting him; he has jagged teeth and fingernails like claws, and stalks around as a zombie would. But Dracula, on the other hand, is attractive and "normal" looking, maneuvering and interacting with people in society, and no one ever gets suspicious.
    These two versions of the same vampire character are so strikingly different that some believe they are not versions at all but meant to be two separate breeds, if you will. Really the only difference that matters is which you personally prefer in terms of the cinema; some are diehard fans of the original Nosferatu, while others are enamored by the more modern and intriguing Dracula.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 16:45

Jessica Jaymes Big Clitorous

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 17:19

用語

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 13:52

oin >>>/anime/ >>>/tv/ >>.?/aniem?

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 19:29

3BQ65

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 03:11

>>142 Fred Fuchs? FRED FUCHS?! OH GOD, FRED FUCHS!!

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 10:29

Eating anything covered in spikes is normally bad, but it's especially bad for an anthropomorphized balloon like Mr. Fugu.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:39

Nolf Niggler's neck snaps with a crunch and a cry for help. The referee attempts to stop the muscly, adrenaline-pumped and scarlet-faced Batista, but he is swatted away like a fly. His left shoe flies into the audience, with his foot and several torn veins attached.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 20:23

that men can create female characters that can't be nitpicked no matter how much people try.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 14:58

Norwegian apples

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 23:32

It was Socrates who said that the unexamined life is not worth
living. So therefore, if you are reading this file to avoid gaining the
understanding of life that makes us human, go jump off a cliff.

Education involves reading and thinking and observing and confronting. The
process of gaining a true education is a source of true ecstacy for the spirit.
It's an ecstacy that drugs or alcohol cannot approximate. Gaining a true
education can also be disturbing. You may discover that you are not who you
thought you were; that other things are not what you thought they were.
Fundamental and unalterable concepts which guided your life since you sucked the
milk from your mother's breasts may suddenly dissolve. You may find yourself
soaring to the heights of Olympus on the breath of Truth or you may find
yourself throuwn against the brick wall of nihilism. But one thing is for
certain: you will not die without having lived.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 01:58

I think if we don't get independence there's going to be fighting everywhere, so I'm just going to stay in next weekend I think

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 04:05

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 20:08

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159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 22:52

Offering action in a world of , The Mystery of the Surface is an abandonware developed by Doka and published by Doka. Released in 1992, you wander around in a perspective.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 04:47

kana - [T★GIRLS.01 CD1 #08] アルパカよりモコモコした心を持つ程度の能力

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 18:27

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 20:29

Buckminster Fuller, Operation Manual for Spaceship Earth

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 11:22

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 12:57

www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/4570/doom.htm

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 03:48

Asterias amurensis

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 12:51

the action or process of moving or of changing place or position;

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 18:16

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 18:26

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 15:15

On this day in 1994
The classic SNES game, Earthbound, was released in Japan on this day in 1994.

It was later released in the US in June 1995, along with an unusual marketing campaign centered around the idea that "boys love smelly gross stuff".

The ads used the slogan, "This game stinks". And they had a $10 coupon with the instruction, "Cut this coupon not the cheese".

Unfortunately, said coupon expired in 1996...

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 00:02

env X="() { :;} ; echo busted" /bin/sh -c "echo stuff"

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 01:29

( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 22:12

90. My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 12:33

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 17:02

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 18:14

( ゚ ヮ゚)

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 18:21

料理

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 00:53

Gargamel's Daredevil Dust, which makes The Smurfs act so reckless (not to mention so high) in the cartoon show episode "Reckless Smurfs". Also the Forget Me Flowers in "Forget Me Smurfs" which made the Smurfs who sniffed the flowers to forget about everything (and also made them look and act stoned).

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7705 21:31

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 17:28

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183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 10:38

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 00:57

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:14

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 03:24

      _, ,_  put that away!
    ( ゜д゜)
     ⊂彡☆

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 20:40

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 07:05

PP1280

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:36

Vacuum cleaners are widely considered to be douchebags, always steppin on toes and stuff. A study by Harvard university has found that vacuum cleaners are the number one cause of ebola. frikin douchebags rite?

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 05:16

'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 07:08

while looking for

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 11:46

				<audio controls="controls">
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
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193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 20:08

Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:39

Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 07:32

dschörman

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 10:37

(´;ω;`)

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 15:16

A Grand Rapids, Michigan, toilet paper enthusiast named Bill Jarrett argues

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 12:57

Skeleton Porn
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
The Sexiness
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".

They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.

It was HOT MOTHA' FUCKA!

BTW, You're Next!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 13:39

これが人間の飲む煙草というものである事はようやくこの頃知った。

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 01:31

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 19:36

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 17:06

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 18:12

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 19:14

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 21:22

Are you a bachelor? Are you vacant and lonely, eager for sexual life? This MM-225 Best-selling Sex Toy Silicone Male Masturbation Cup is designed for men to meet their sexual needs, especially for bachelors or men who are in long-distance relationship. Highly simulating the female vagina inner structure, this masturbation cup is pretty lifelike and solid. Besides, the inner convex granules are great to stimulate your penis and evoke your libido, bring you excitement and pleasant sensation. Made of top-class medical silicone, it is safe and healthy to human body. Altogether, this masturbation cup will offer you fully fresh thrill and more exciting and stronger happiness. You must fondle admiringly.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 02:03

I feel like I had sex all night

how would you know what that felt like
LOL!

AND IT WAS SATISFYING
I can... imagine

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 18:06

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 02:02

The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to every kind of improvement. They call themselves liberals, but they are intent upon abolishing liberty. They call themselves democrats, but they yearn for dictatorship. They call themselves revolutionaries, but they want to make the government omnipotent. They promise the blessings of the Garden of Eden, but they plan to transform the world into a gigantic post office. Every man but one a subordinate clerk in a bureau.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 02:16

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 04:18

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 02:53

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 12:04

Chotto Kawaii Iron Maiden

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:29

Can u read my book an review it. I will give u fiv doolers

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 16:55

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 17:01

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218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 23:15

Varg Vikernes is generally seen as the main person to have brought such beliefs into the black metal scene

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 01:39

         ^        Bob has decided that nuclear

☻/ / \ weapons are the only way to fix youtube.
/▌ |☢| Copy and Paste this all over youtube
/ \ //||\\ to completely obliterate Google+

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 19:46

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 22:52

One day a kid was sitting on a park bench eating one candy bar after another.

An older man walks up and notices the young boy and says, "you shouldn't be eating all those candy bars, they aren't good for you."

The young boy looks at the man and replies, "Did you know my grandad lived to be a 108 years old?"

The man replies, "Well did he eat candy bars every day?"

And the kid replied, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 13:49

>Are you really Mormon, or do you wear that beard to scare small children?

I am really a Mormon, and the beard only frightens children over the age of 8.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:09

Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yakob) is, according to the Nation of Islam (NOI), a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils". He did this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:29

万華鏡

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 20:40

Special Thanks to: the guy who made dmgraph, Deion for being an
overpaid wuss.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 23:02

NB: If playing a converted Crusader Kings 2 save in which the schism has been mended, Catholicism will become a heresy of Orthodoxy.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 20:21

𝕄

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:19

Hobbit: No hobbits nor halflings. Grow up, and shave your feet!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 00:22

dog pleasure night

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 05:01

When men experience pain in their penises, the feeling can be uncomfortable.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:31

Seeing Touhous that could turn someone into a pile of ashes with a single thought getting raped and tortured by some ordinary faggot human ghat is obviously the author's self-insert is just dumb.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 20:50

Robert A. Houze

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 02:33

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 09:12

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 16:40

with stirring and cooling

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 06:51

/

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 23:55

Please enter a longer question.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 02:08

안녕하세용

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 14:52

Faldone, I don't think Bonzo's point was about weren't versus wasn't. It's about how natural language handles the logical phenomenon expressed by

not (X and Y) ~ (not X) or (not Y)

not (X or Y) ~ (not X) and (not Y)

Compare:

  1. They divulged his name and rank.
  2. They divulged his name or rank. [Grammatical but an odd thing to say. Presumably equivalent to "They divulged either his name or his rank", perhaps in the sense of "either or both" or perhaps in the other sense.]

1'. His name and rank were divulged. [Restatement of 1.]
2'. His name or rank was divulged. [Restatement of the odd statement 2.]

-1. They did not divulge his name and rank. [Negation of 1.]
-2. They did not divulge his name or rank. [Negation of 2.]

-1'. His name and rank were not divulged. [To me pretty clearly equivalent to -1.]
-2'. His name or rank was not divulged. [This is problematic because cases can be made for two interpretations: "Neither his name nor his rank was divulged" and "Either his name or his rank was not divulged."]

Something about the scope of "not", it seems.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 17:17

δH (500
MHz, CDCl3)

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 01:37

D:\emule\Temp\583.part.met

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 14:51

Evolutionary theory would lead us to look for a difference in the living environments of bonobos and chimps to which their radically different behavior could represent adaptations. And the primatologists have found such a difference: chimps must compete with other species, especially gorillas, for food. The bonobos live in a food-rich, gorilla-free environment where the living is easy. It is this lack of competitors which makes violence, hierarchy, competition, and male bonding unnecessary for bonobos.

Western man is like a chimp who has done his job too well. Having defeated nearly all his dangerous competitors, he finds himself without much of a function in a prosperous society that no longer needs to be defended. It is only to be expected that his women are going to start bitching that he needs to learn to act more like a bonobo. Feminism is a byproduct of peace and prosperity, not a response to patriarchy and oppression.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 09:39

In an ideal world there would be no racists, but in the less than ideal world that you may find yourself living in, at least hope to run into ruthlessly capitalist racists, because that’s something you can work with.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:43

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 03:33

dinosaurs roamed

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 12:40

΅

250 Name: it's not like I (*゚ー゚) you or anything...b-baka!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7767 15:51

白雪发亮 今夜铺满山上
没有脚印的地方
孤立的王国很荒凉
我是这里的女皇
风在呼啸 像心里的风暴一样
只有天知道 我受过的伤
别让他们进来看见
做好女孩 就像你的从前
躲藏不让他们看见
已被发现
随它吧 随它吧
回头已没有办法
随它吧 随它吧
一转身不再牵挂
我不管 他们想说的话
任风吹雨打
反正冰天雪地我也不怕
这一点点的距离 让一切变精致
曾经困扰我的恐惧 会远离我回忆
现在开始让我看见 是我的突破和极限
不分对错 没有底限 向前
随它吧 随它吧
跟风和天空对话
随它吧 随它吧
眼泪不再掉下
这个家 让我留下
任风吹雨打
我力量从空气中扩散到地上
我灵魂盘旋在冰块各种不同形状
我思想结晶变成锋利的闪光
我永不回头看 以往会被埋葬
随它吧 随它吧
让我在曙光中升华
随它吧 随它吧
让完美被蒸发
这个家 在阳光之下 任风吹雨打
反正冰天雪地我也不怕

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 19:41

http://nig.gr/gTX genuine chicken experience

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 20:22

黒い罠

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:57

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 03:35

┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐
┤This is an----├
┤AIDS virus-..├
┤Copy it_help├
┤it spread__..├
└┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 06:39

Security guard:

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 13:08

胸がいっぱいになりました。

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 22:42

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 22:54

Speacial Thanks to : The Pope, cause without him no one would think

                      condoms are EVIL!

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 23:17

孤独は人間共通の運命だ

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:04

As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

... Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 19:57

If you didn't already find creamed corn disturbing, you will now.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:13

zevk-ü sefa içinde yaşamak

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:17

>>258
At first glance this looked like it meant someone's (possibly a budding pubescent loli in the flower of her youth) chest became large, but apparently it's actually a set phrase that is similar in meaning to "welled up with emotion"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 19:09

処刑

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:55

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 14:28

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 16:27

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  ( ´ー`)    < Proboscis. NEXT!
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            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 17:09

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:10

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272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:43

Batesian mimicry

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:04

TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say "I am".
STUDENT: Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:53

Eye'm the strongest!

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 21:36

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 06:55

Greek mythology says redheads turn to vampires after death. Just one question, Bram Stocker vampire or Twilight vampire? There’s a slight difference.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:51

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 01:53

I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 11:53

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne doesn't come all over your face until puberty.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 18:45

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 00:09

[quote]My opinion:
[cut]
[/quote]
Religious ideas and high Patriarch authority work really well for Russia as well.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 16:52

Nice beginning skit,
needs more clit,
sex brings tit,
tits are on women that are fit,
or just fat ones in it,
or just ones that got some bit,
what is the reason for this shit,
I'm still going for the wit,
that I will gain in it,
shit this is it,
the final line of this smash hit,
it's up ahead get ready and sit,
watch it's glory while lit,
here it is you've got Ebola now.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 17:41

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 19:01

Hot Throttle is an absurd racing game about a man in a midlife crisis who decides to leave behind his wife and children to pursue his dream of becoming a car. He strips down, and moves on hands and knees to race through different locations. The goal is to win a championship against other naked men in order to earn enough money to pay for the surgery to transform into a car completely. If he fails he has to return to his family.

The player controls his naked man, racing other naked men, on five different tracks with multiple laps. The gameplay is similar to Mario Kart, with direct control, many obstacles, and power-ups that can be picked up to attack the competition or slow them down. It is important not to bump into anything for as long as possible. The men start by running in a regular position, but by avoiding obstacles they soon get into the "zone" and move down to hand and knees to gain more speed. Players can score general points and the finishing position determines the ranking in the championship.

Between races players can spend points to upgrade body parts such as the head, shoulder or legs, deforming them further. There are also humorous drawn cut-scenes furthering the general story. Players can choose between a global championship and single races.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 23:04

Elemental astatine has never been viewed, because a mass large enough to be seen (by the naked human eye) would be immediately vaporized by the heat generated by its own radioactivity.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 23:15

I just wanna give a shout-out to Apollo, Attis, Baal, Bacchus, Dionysis, Helios, Hercules, Horus, Jupiter, Mithras, Perseus, Sol Invictus, and Tammuz. Happy birthday, you guys... I'm sorry that no one gives you gifts on your birthday anymore, but I assure you that you're not forgotten!

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 21:32

Cuntlet 2

A hex-edited, X-rated copy of the MS-DOS version of this game circulated underground under the name Cuntlet 2. As well as an explicit title screen (liberating the the valkyrie of her constrictive loincloth), enemy sprites were changed (to predictably "hilarious" things like bums, dildos, and of course the Death Penis) and "IT" (the communicable monster-attractor) was tastefully renamed "AIDS." Instead of leaving behind a key ring upon character death, instead in your wake is left a wet puddle on the sheets.

Finally, the pedestrian Barbarian, Elf, Valkyrie, and Wizard found themselves renamed Adonis the Love God, Queer the Fag, Venus the Whore, and Moon Beam the Hippy, respectively.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 01:04

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 02:12

us middle-aged japanese women

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 03:55

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 17:40

1 kg savanyú káposzta
10 dkg zsír
10 dkg finomliszt
1 db vöröshagyma
2 gerezd fokhagyma
40 dkg debreceni kolbász
10 dkg kolozsvári szalonna
50 dkg füstölt sertéscsülök
5 dl tejföl
2 dkg fűszerpaprika
piros arany
kapor
köménymag

Elkészítés:
A savanyú káposztát vízben jól átmossuk, utána 2 liter hideg vízben feltesszük főni. Hozzáadjuk a debrecenit, a csülköt, a kockára vágott szalonnát. Sóval ízesítjük, és puhára főzzük.

Zsemleszínű rántást készítünk, hozzáadjuk a finomra vágott vöröshagymát, a köménymagot, a fokhagymát, a fűszerpaprikát és a piros aranyat, és berántjuk vele a levest.

A végén a debrecenit és a csülköt kiszedjük egy tálba, felkockázzuk, majd visszatesszük a levesbe. Tejfölt adunk hozzá, és jól kiforraljuk.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 23:29

tatterdemalion

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 15:05

{ synth=
{ instr= { name= "test instrument"; controls= [ "freq"; "vol" ] };
values= [ 440.; 0.8 ] };
length= (0, 0.5) }

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 11:11

His smile says everything is gonna be okay, but his eyes say my whole life is pain

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 02:45

Where's the obligatory self inflicted facial

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 09:20

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 09:55

>>294
was this me?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 15:36

Modern history, also referred to as the modern period or the modern era, is the historiographical approach to the timeframe after the post-classical era (known as the Middle Ages).[1][2]

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 16:08

모포 맛있다

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 17:17

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7818 02:59

"Jungle bunny" redirects here. For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran Striped Rabbit.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 15:48

Apache/2.2.16 (Debian) Server at 4-ch.net Port 80

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 16:21

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 20:05

国民党

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 23:45

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7820 01:50

>>306
Thank you and fuck you for hitting me like a truck with nostalgia. Those were the days.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7822 15:45

saraaikawabbw.com

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 18:37

While Muggeseggele has often been used to refer simply to an extremely small measure, actual measurements of fly penises by an entomologist at the Naturkundemuseum in Stuttgart gave an average length of 0.22 millimetres (0.0087 in).[14]

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 20:14

What did I do on the internet in the 1990s? I mostly remember looking a anime fanart LOL

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7825 20:44

ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 22:06

30歳 魔法使い

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7826 23:23

ailuropoda

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 16:19

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 16:44

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 17:09

sebaceous

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7827 20:15

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 13:46

spare the rod and spoil the child

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 15:53

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7828 18:19

with you we can't be sure if our money will be stolen or if our contracts will be fulfilled."

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 13:06

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322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7829 22:27

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 08:42

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 12:50

移転

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7830 22:56

ヽ(´ー`)ノ

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 18:26

(Reitaisai 6) [Homuraya (Homura Subaru)] Patchun! Milk (Touhou Project) [English] [Meiling-Subs]

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7831 19:30

(Reitaisai 6) [Homuraya (Homura Subaru)] Patchun! Milk (Touhou Project) [English] [Meiling-Subs]

I was not disappointed

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 05:25

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 16:00

I wanna be a VIP STAR

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 16:02

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 23:30

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 18:52

There was a particularly infamous case in Greece, ca 1980-1981, in a small village of the Pelloponese, where practically every child in the village has been fucked again and again by pretty much everybody in its clan, as part of some old bucolic tradition and point of view on "elder-young" relationship. The final outcome was (I think) a mass absolution, and the case has been hidden under the carpet so well that it's hard to track down any data on it. The village's name is "Douneika". If you want to do the research yourself, be my guest.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7833 21:31

>>332 see also Pitcairn. Only in that case, I think it only involved girls, and there was a trial.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 02:23

~
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336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7834 17:37

In those societies, the "coping mechanisms" are built-in the practice itself: sure, you'll get buggered as a boy/ephebus, but as you grow into a senior ephebus and eventually a Man, you get to bugger back. Everybody does it, so you cannot feel particularly traumatized.

Once again, getting buggered while not yet a Man doesn't label you as gay, nor does buggering others.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 04:47

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 20:43

i got drunk with frieds today.. ahh thats a agood feeling

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7835 22:17

妄想

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 03:59

Sexual Offender Man
You all already know about Slender Man, right? Some of you may even know about his distant relatives, Trenderman, Blenderman, Senderman, and even Tenderman (Never go near Tenderman while at parties, by the way). But, do you know about his long lost great uncle? Sexual Offender Man. Rumor has it, that he still lurks around. Waiting. If you want to contact him instantly, the best way is to go to your nearest Burger King. Order nothing, except for 30 buckets of mayonnaise and a diet water. (They'll give it to you, if you threaten to sue for not allowing it to be your way) If you mix all of the mayonnaise into the diet water, and stir them. A magical vortex will appear, this will take you to the lost civilization known as, "The Land of Sexual Offender Man". Once you get there, a munchkin will greet you by performing the traditional Sexual Offender Man greeting: a smack on the ass. Once you get done, ask to see Sexual Offender Man. The munchkins will then take you to the secret lair. But then, you will see the Sexual Offender Man. He wears nothing, except for a lone woman's thong, located on his forehead. Instead of having tentacles on the sides of him (like Slender Man), his tentacles are located where his penis should be. You will sit down next to him, and will engage in a nice conversation about the issues of global warming. Then, you will be asked to leave. You will be given a rainbow dildo on a stick as a souvenir, and if you rub it three times, a transvestite midget genie will pop out. Then again, I probably should stop listening to those stories that senile old man keeps telling me. He is JESUS.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7838 21:47

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 03:19

ちんちん

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 03:55

.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 06:24

Dragon Age Inquisition-CRACK V3 - Skidrow & Reloaded Games

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 09:47

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7839 15:06

I heard something that sounded like liquid being pulled up through a novelty straw, and then a splattering sound. A thick, white fluid slowly spilled out onto the vinyl tile from underneath the door.
The smell was nearly unbearable. I began yelling for help. I could hear the thing fumbling with the pushbutton lock. The splattering continued, and the dense, white syrup kept pouring in from beneath the door. I remember retreating to the back corner of the mainframe room, and then nothing else.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 00:02

3. Punching the cacodemon from behind would...
make a farting sound and get your hand stuck and would make things really weird. It's a dumb idea I know but it would be hillarious. A mod filled with 1 and 3 and having silly jokes would be great. This would be good in a troll wad.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7841 01:05

Research on zero income tenants in federal regulations (can landlord factor old rent into imputation of income?)

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 08:59

Well, he has previously performed a bullet catch with his spleen.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7842 20:59

origin/

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 07:31

The northeastern quarter of the yurt is reserved for the woman. The man was traditionally prohibited entering this quarter and touching the woman when she is in this quarter in case of a family conflict, while she was allowed to throw hard objects such as scissors at the husband from this position.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7843 23:30

The priest absolved my sins.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 15:44

http://youtu.be/RN8HEc2T_B0

>>352
I misread it as "sims" at first.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 17:49

01 Title screen
02 Options Screen
03 Difficulty Settings
04 Automap showing 1 1
06 To the right is a SWITCH to the left is the GOLD "key"
12 Flying view of mummy
17 Map view of 1 4
18 Mummy about to be toasted by Pheonix rod
23 Mummy biting it
24 Thing whos name I know not about to die
26 He's dead
31 Giant Skull bad thing
35 Giant Skull being rained on
38 Big brown guys about to get a beating
39 Another Big brown guy
40 Brown guy getting popped
41 Razor blade dudes attacking
45 Big brown guys attacking
48 Razor guy attacking again
52 Bad snake guys
58 Automap view of 3 6
59 Giant Minator guy
62 Minotor guy attacking snake guy
76 Minoror guy attacking
86 Blue key thing
87 Giant Skull attacking
92 Giant Skull eating the cock of death
94 Wings of Wrath item
96 Wings of Wrath item
97 Phoenix Rod

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7844 20:32

Naruko Hanaharu

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 00:16

隔靴掻痒

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 14:17

Not to be confused with a human whose ass is in a lion skin; that's Fur Bikini or Loin Cloth.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 17:59

Pluto, for example, runs around naked, eats whatever he happens to find laying on the floor, and sniffs the crotches of random strangers, just like your average real-world dog (Goofy, on the other hand, only pulls that shit in fanfic).

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 19:28

In Touché, Pussycat!, when Jerry splits Tom in half with an axe, the two halves fall separate ways to the ground, and there's still no blood or gore.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7845 20:48

"The Brothers Carry-Mouse-Off": Tom disguises himself as a female mouse, complete with eyelashes, pink bow, and perfume, because of course, nothing's sexier than your equivalent of the 50-foot woman.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 04:45

oanna Newsom's Concerto for Badly Wounded Dolphins in π

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 05:27

I refuse to let me dingledorner hover that close to another mans dried urea pile.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7846 13:37

Smells the sizzle human flesh
Your name is on Necronomicon
Hanger18 creeping death
Obey your master of puppets

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7847 03:30

In "The Lonesome Mouse" Jerry draws a Hitler mustache and comb-over on a picture of Tom, and spits at it.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7849 23:52

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7850 19:11

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 15:07

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7853 15:14

>>367

>Sensationalism, hysteria, and drunk Russians will not help us.

Words to live by.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 11:47

?ribj7i+i8iiuiuiitiiii.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7854 18:05

> fag noun (YOUNG BOY)
> › [C] UK old-fashioned (at some large British private schools) a younger boy who has to do jobs for an older boy
> If a younger boy fags for an older boy at a British private school, he does jobs for him.
> Idioms
> can't be fagged

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 18:04

Is fosshub down?

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 21:00

Fossil jawbone discovery is earliest evidence of human genus Homo

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7855 22:48

>>370 Roald Dahl was a fag at a posh school, he had to get up early and warm up the cold toilet seats for the older boys

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 13:06

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <           ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <           ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <           ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 15:55

>>370 So younger boys get smoked by older boys, and then give cancer to older boys?

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 16:02

>>375
It all makes sense now.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7856 16:11

Wow If this is supposed to be the super race then I stick with jews and asians who know how to produce a great game ... This game is total crap !!! Nazis are idiots!!!

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 00:50

かわいい

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 06:07

yes actually wasnt me though

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 07:56

For every good idea, Katzenberg has several shitty ones.

There's a story some Disney animator in the 90s told about Katzenberg pitching a Winnie the Pooh movie where during a trip to the city, Pooh and friends get separated from Christopher Robin when his mom's car is stolen and they have to rely on two black kids named Flip Flop and Rinky Dink to find their way home. Someone told him that was the dumbest shit they ever heard and he was surprised at that.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 14:54

>>380
that sounds hilarious

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 21:43

with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7857 23:08

I remember when I could snow the ground attack me please help me. trapped inside this place of iron and steel.

When the drill came and I could not be bothered, I could.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 03:09

I think throwing turns fights into no quarter. I threw an elf off a tree and it escalated into that from a brawl.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 14:20

SourceForge scummvm

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 15:55

Increasing Great Lake–Effect Snowfall during the Twentieth Century:
A Regional Response to Global Warming?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 20:31

let side_beats t timeline ctx =
let rec loop i b = function
| [] -> ()
| (beat, note)::xs -> begin
let bi, _ = Beat.i' beat in
let style = if bi = b then Style.none else Style.first_of_beat in
let str = Beat.I.to_string beat in
LTerm_draw.draw_string ctx i (8 - String.length str) ~style str;
loop (succ i) bi xs
end
in loop 0 (-1) timeline

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 21:10

Sexy Caillou (Male, small stature, bald head, doesn't have cancer, clearly of age)

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 22:11

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 22:55

Мгновенье, стой!
Вспыхни ярким светом,
Не было любви —
Так что же это?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 23:04

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7859 02:25

TACO BELL

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7860 21:08

What could be less sexy than that? Well, let's try an experiment. Imagine you were writing a text adventure about a trip to a brothel, but wanted to kill the erection - this being 1983, we can take it as read that no lady-equivalent was under consideration - of anyone who came across it. Can you think of a better way than calling it Granny's Place? Rhetorical question. The answer is no.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 18:59

My Internet Machine

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7863 20:42

It looks like there's something of a split going on at 2ch.
8ch.net/newspaper/res/341.html

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 03:07

The game is notable for the number of disturbing ways that Andy can be killed, a common element in many cinematic platformers. While the deaths of the game's enemies are for the most part visually cartoon-like, Andy himself can be crushed, incinerated, drowned, fall to his death, have his spine broken, or be eaten alive in graphic detail. Despite this, the game still retains an E rating.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 03:13

ツー

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 15:52

Elton McDonald, 22, always wanted to build a big damned tunnel. So he did. What have you ever done?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 18:17

To an SJW however, things are different. Their freakishness and loser-dom defines them. It is so integral to their life experience and being, that they can’t even temporarily inhabit a normal person’s body in a videogame without experiencing overwhelming bitterness and envy. It is as if they are having their nose rubbed in a victory that they know nature will always cruelly deny them. The only way they can avoid feeling that anger and envy is if the game is designed in such a way as to glorify their specific state of freakishness and loser-dom, thus allowing them to avoid having to confront their abnormality.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 21:46

They do not want to own your fortune, they want you to lose it; they do not want to succeed, they want you to fail; they do not want to live, they want you to die; they desire nothing, they hate existence, and they keep running, each trying not to learn that the object of his hatred is himself.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 13:26

At 15:30:08 UTC on Sun, 4 December 292,277,026,596[20][21] 64-bit versions of the Unix time stamp will cease to work, as it will overflow the largest value that can be held in a signed 64-bit number. This is not anticipated to pose a problem[citation needed], as this is considerably longer than the time it would take the Sun to theoretically expand to a red giant and swallow the Earth.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 20:21

Girlwords carry about as much weight as John Scalzi’s jockstrap.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7866 01:25

They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus.[14][16][17][18]

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 19:46

I lost my faith in humanity at a very young age and it all took place on that floating McDonalds.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 02:12

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 05:08

⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ go away bears

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 12:07

rowiesnikow mieszkalo

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7869 04:44

Don't use “freely available software” as a synonym for “free software.” The terms are not equivalent. Software is “freely available” if anyone can easily get a copy. “Free software” is defined in terms of the freedom of users that have a copy of it. These are answers to different questions.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 16:09

And when your small fry aggravate you, do you call them bad narders or young gommels or brazen faggots or bedlamer boys or noggyheads?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 16:33

>>408
I like to taunt guys who say that further by telling them that what they are saying is politics, and they should follow netiquette and keep it out.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 23:30

Then a company like Wintersoft comes along and offers a game like Ring of Darkness. You don't care that it's a breathtakingly obvious ripoff of Ultima; it's not like Richard Garriott--the prick who has the audacity to call himself Lord British--was porting his stuff to your little Welsh machine. It's all you have, and you love it.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 21:05

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You drive; I'll man the guns."

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 01:22

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 05:50

[$swapprefix(%album artist%) -]

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:55

Im learning how to program Java so I can become a make a video game when I grow up or hack for the better (cia hacking)

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 18:01

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:59

smooooch ・∀・

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 18:21

Peter Ruecker of the gliding club said: 'He was happy he had the job with Germanwings and he was doing well. He gave off a good feeling.'

On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.

'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 09:02

as a straight man, the only discomfort I feel at gay porn sites is the sudden tightening of my trousers.

In fact, I frequently find it necessary to undo my fly and unbutton the front of my pants in order to abate the uncomfortable tightness. Occasionally, when looking at gay porn (as a straight man) I will even need to massage my uncomfortably rigid groin area until a cessation of turgidity occurs.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 20:51

Being gay is great and you should get on to telling your entire friends and family who of course will be shocked because they all live in the 1950s and don’t have eyes, and will totally not roll their eyes and say ‘we know.'

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7883 23:40

>>420
How can they roll their eyes if they don't have any?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 00:17

>>421
It's like that bit in Event Horizon where the guy has no eyes and you (the audience) are supposed to think ‘‘Whoa, that guy has no eyes!’’ but the makeup ended up being a pain in the neck, so he gets his eyes back later and it's just hand-waved away.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7884 02:31

>>421
>>422
dqn dqn lol

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 23:20

“I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I am endlessly amused by people who claim to love democracy until somebody they don’t like turns out to be better at it than they are.” ― Mark Whipple

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7888 08:56

🔰 toot toot 🔰

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 03:03

I can be sure the articles it has is 99.9999% accurate and free of any opinions someone wants to enforce upon me.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7890 04:23

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 07:17

How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.'”

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 18:26

Marc: Harold herar I hat to keep broughting you but I have'nt heard from you for a while? I hope all is right ? Give me a call when you can am concarned !!

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 02:05

Surely, at least some of these companies didn't bother with research — as any good etymological dictionary shows, the English word "mist" is a word borrowed from Old German and originally had connotations of the steam rising from a freshly-deposited pile of dung. As time went on, the romantic light-fog association remained and the unromantic origin quietly disappeared.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 16:38

井上みゆ

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 16:52

ékezetes betűtészta

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 21:41

[laughter]

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 22:08

ooooooooooooooooo

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7897 05:41

Look at what you've become

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7897 16:32

As for Mr Huaman, I suggest he go back to drawing goatees and eyeglasses on the images of lingerie models from the magazines he keeps in his bathroom.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7897 21:58

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7897 22:48

DaRk^ Has joined #Ghetto
<DaRk^> Sup Niggaz.
<johnyy> sup foo
<BFMV> sup foo
<Kenz> Yo nig.
<tonydakid> sup foo
<johnyy> we are all white right ?
<tonydakid> yep
<BFMV> yep
<Kenz> yep
<DaRk^> yep
<johnyy> k

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7898 19:24

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 10:00

إجابتك صحيحة. الرجاء نسخ النص في مربع النص هذا ولصقه في المربع أدناه.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7899 13:06

"phase space" weather prediction

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7900 01:22

Horatio: "Now cracks a noble heart." (5.2.352)

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 09:35

Black–Scholes

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 16:32

“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.”
--Herman Hesse

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 17:30

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7902 21:36

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 17:02

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452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 19:54

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 21:58

かっこいいorかわいい英単語教えろ [転載禁止]

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7903 22:18

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 21:35

chef-d'œuvre

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7904 23:36

 読みは東方紺珠伝(とうほうかんじゅでん)です。完成は今夏予定。
 例大祭では体験版を発表する予定です。

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7905 13:06

And then you would be labelled a "cookie-cutter crypto fascist" and be picketed everyday by no less than 69 pro-immigration leftist LGBT NGOs, pressure groups, solidarity groups with our "immigrant brothers", "grupos autonomos", "urban collectives", rebels without a cause etc. :-)

Some people simply love sniffing their (used) pakistani flip-flops and need their Habib and Ahmet schlong too much, and think that everybody should try them. If you don't, you're a cookie-cutter right winger petit-burgeois.

Oh, and "Europe" (if there's such a thing as a unified Europe) is content with leaving the vast majority of the real hardcore muslim immigrants drown in the mediterranean or get stuck in perpetual Limbo in Greece or Italy, as "countries of first entry". Also known as "NIMBY" (Not In MY BackYard). Check out the Dublin II agreements for more information.

Perhaps we should really do what the Greek minister of defense threatened to do: wipe our ass with Dublin II, give travel papers to every desperado unconditionally, and flood Europe with WAY too many pakistani flip-flops to be enjoyable. Let every "dumb frank" feel the REAL pressure and BO of three million pakistani desperados at their traffic lights. After all, they have a colonial "white guilt" past to pay for. Poor little Greece didn't have any of that.

And among those millions of desperados there certainly will be some jihadists, hardline muslism or other kind of malevolent agents hiding. Surprisingly, even if they all come from countries with authoritarian regimes in which they were treated "with a slap and a jackboot" all their lives, they all suddenly become experts at knowing what their civic rights are (or should be) in their host countries, even though they are essentially undesirables.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7906 03:15

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 14:32

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 21:18

花鳥風月

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 00:51

braucht

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 23:24

;
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;
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;
yrloc=[1400,findgen(19)*5.+1904]
valadj=[0.,0.,0.,0.,0.,-0.1,-0.25,-0.3,0.,-0.1,0.3,0.8,1.2,1.7,2.5,2.6,2.6,$
2.6,2.6,2.6]*0.75 ; fudge factor
(...)
;
; APPLY ARTIFICIAL CORRECTION
;
yearlyadj=interpol(valadj,yrloc,x)
densall=densall+yearlyadj

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 00:04

Among those held were RT America presenter Adam Kokesh, who says he was slammed to the ground by officers.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 07:57

What am I doing with my life?

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 20:39

>>464
Posting on /dqn/.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 22:05

Ŭ

467 Name: bob : 1993-09-7911 00:22

todo el mundo sabe mierda mierda

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 05:39

Voted YES on establishing "network neutrality" (non-tiered Internet). (Jun 2006)

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 07:07

Web server is returning an unknown error

There is an unknown connection issue between CloudFlare and the origin web server. As a result, the web page can not be displayed.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 08:00

΅

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 09:30

Victory Banner will burn in the atmosphere together with the broken "Progress". Portrait of this era in one sentence.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 00:26

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:32

Message:

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 15:46

Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause;
He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.

– – Sir Richard Francis Burton

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 02:20

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 04:09

>>477
i accidentally clicked on this in public on my phone

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 16:51

Clearly calls for a rematch.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 09:34

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 09:51

"beauty of the white aryan man"

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 03:07

186.78.131.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 23:26

Marx MUST have been Asperger’s. No, I mean that. He looked at society and had no clue why things functioned, and couldn’t see people as people but as widgets belonging to particular groups which MUST of course be opposed to other groups they interacted with.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 22:51

izuriha tsugumi

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 08:06

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 02:59

This Puppy's Cuteness Will Fuck You In The Heart With Love-Shaped Dildos

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 12:01

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7921 19:26

노비스모드로 슈팅게임에 익숙하지 않은 사람도 잘하는 척이 가능해서 재미있네요!

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 00:46

>>489
엉덩이에 저를 섹스 U 망할 깜둥이

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7922 22:02

When I was your age we didn't have lawn mowers, we didn't have scissors, we had to get down on all fours and graze like a cow.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 00:36

糸井重里のバス釣りNo.1

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 20:18

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 13:58

Any woman who still calls herself a feminist might as well be wearing a sign that declares: "I am stupid, self-destructive, and short-sighted. The milk is free."

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 15:14

We pity the fact that every day you have to wake up and look in the mirror and see the face of a man, or woman, or whichever of the 567 other gender identities the freakshow left has manufactured, who is more concerned with personal safety than with personal dignity. Pathetic.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 19:26

John Coltrane on Eric Dolphy “Whatever I’d say would be an understatement. I can only say my life was made much better by knowing him. He was one of the greatest people I’ve ever known, as a man, a friend, and a musician.”

Pictured above is John Coltrane playing the flute. Eric Dolphy’s mother gave Coltrane his instruments shortly after Dolphy died. Coltrane later on played the flute and bass clarinet in honor of Dolphy. You can hear Coltrane playing the bass clarinet on his Live in Japan album.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 08:18

Master, I praise you. I've come here to tame the demands of the flesh; I've come to forget my name.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 12:44

冷蔵庫

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 16:23

I've hardened my heart to the spinach's deathsong.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 06:10

Another way that social consumer movements hope to utilize culture jamming effectively is by employing a metameme. A metameme is a two-level message that punctures a specific commercial image, but does so in a way that challenges some larger aspect of the political culture of corporate domination.[

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 08:00

Float like a butterfly, sting like a mitten.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 08:27

 

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 13:38

Italo Calvino

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 22:36

flexor hallucis longus

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 13:17

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 00:21

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 03:29

>>507
Hey, where can I download all the DQN electronics albums? If they are a torrent I'd love to see. More so if hey are on i2p.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 08:57

>>509
I downloaded them few years ago from some torrent I randomly found, took a while (maybe a week or so) since there was only one or two people who were seeding.
Not sure where you could find the torrent now, try looking at tanasinn.info maybe.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 09:01

I think the really amazing thing about Gundam Wing is its philosophical overtones. I've talked for hours with my friends about what Heero and Treize's conversation on the meaning of war (episodes 36-38) really MEANS about WAR, and we've gotten to thinking that maybe, just maybe, it's not about war at all.

Gundam Wing makes us think on such high levels that sometimes I orgasm spontaneously when discussing it. It's miles from that ridiculous Tomino super robot trash, it makes Ideon look like a goddamned Playmobil fire engine. Fucking Ide Gauge. The Zero System is about life, man. That's as real as it gets. It's about your MIND and your SOUL.

I wish I had pretty, long hair like Zechs-chan. That Charles is such a pale imitation.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 09:03

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 09:16

>>507,509
I'm only aware of this place: http://rigelseven.com/dl/mirror/dqn/

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:58

憂鬱

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 17:36

Cogné B et al. NGS library preparation may generate artifactual integration sites of AAV vectors, Nature Medicine, Nature Medicine

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 21:00

>>513
Thanks, but damn. That is pretty incomplete. 10, 2010, 11, 3, 9, SEVEN, and then a bunch of unorganized stuff in the index.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 05:09

Ugh, you know that track "Sandstorm"? The one by Darude? I fucking hate that track.

A few nights ago, I was doing a set for this "rave" (believe me, I rolled my eyes hard at that description) for this stupid pre-finals bullshit thing that some high school on the rich side of town was holding. Since it was a "rave", I actually brought proper breakbeat hardcore, some bleep-and-bass, some 90s cheese techno shite, and some other happy hardcore-ish stuff.

The little fucks would not take it.

I kept getting these little rich cunts coming up to me in the middle of the set demanding that I play some Tiesto, some Deadmau5, and a bunch of other (probably) club-friendly shite that I couldn't identify. Then, it got even worse.

This little fucker had the nerve to ask me to play "Sandstorm". I said, "Sandstorm?" She replied, "Yeah, by Darude. Y'know, Sandstorm." I figured telling her that I didn't have that song would shut her up. I was wrong.

Ten minutes later, she returned. In her hand, she had a goddamn copy of Sandstorm on CD. Yes, she had the actual single on CD. Now, I was playing on vinyl turntables, so obviously that wasn't going to work. I explained this to her.

She just would not get it.

She kept demanding that I stop my set right in the fucking middle, right after I got everything all perfectly beatmatched, and throw the fucking CD on the turntable. She even had the gall to attempt to grab the tonearm on one of the turntables.

Finally, I had enough. I turned both turntables off, unplugged the mixer, and demanded that the lights be turned on. I turned to her, took a deep breath, and yelled right in her face, "No, I will not play 'Sandstorm', you little cunt! Stop fucking harassing me about it!"

She broke down crying and ran out of the gym. One of the faculty, who the fuck cares who, demanded that I leave immediately.

I got kicked out of the event without even getting my fee. This has taught me two things: a) Kids have no fucking taste in music and b) Get the organiser to pay up-front next time.

Also, I fucking hate "Sandstorm". That, and fucking punk kids who think that I'm their human jukebox.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 06:55

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>517, should just stick with today's DQN Music.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 13:01

Condescending golf announcers are apparently scènes à faire. Under copyright law, this means that any golf game can use condescending announcers, but games can’t copy condescending phrases identically.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 21:08

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The lazy dog, in awe of the leap, becomes inspired. He's no longer a lazy dog, but an active, passionate dog.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 21:23

töltött káposzta

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 23:02

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 20:41

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 07:49

It doesn't exactly mean that. It means she thinks she knows how to work her rose petals into spring fever like a methed out bumblebee.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 03:08

It's a question as old as time (or at least since breakfast): why do Donuts have holes? Is the circle meant to evoke the heliocentric orbit of the earth, and the consequent changing of seasons down through the ages? Maybe! But nobody who hasn't had their Donut and coffee yet would ever get that philosophical! No indeed, the reason for that shape is wholly practical! Normal gigantic pastries require a full two-handed hug, but the hole in a Donut allows for easy one-handed hugging! Want to snuggle a Donut and a puppy at the same time? Take one in each arm! Want to cuddle a Donut while decorating an elaborate cake? You know what to do! Want to hug a Donut while...also hugging another Donut? Yes!

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 18:56

Hi guys. I'm from Ukraine, in our country complete ass

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 19:28

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 19:44

>>530
No that was my ctrl+v

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 19:12

In 2011, the JTRIG conducted a denial-of-service attack (DoS) on the activist network Anonymous.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 20:41

int i= 1;
while (i!=10000){
system.out.println(i)
i++
}

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 23:23

percent of everything is crap." It is derived from quotations by Theodore Sturgeon, an American science fiction author and critic: while Sturgeon coined anoth

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 03:06

Remington Model 783

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 10:37

vers la fin de la journée

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 12:54

3 8 9 1 6 3 3 9

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 15:02

🐝

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 05:35

Pasted Pattern - IT
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540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 07:19

Toshiki Kadomatsu - Tokyo Tower

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 12:04

who fails their saving throw

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 14:23

find llvm -type f -exec wc -l '{}' ';' | sort -h

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 18:42

Allison Ng

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:27

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 13:48

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 12:18

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 14:06

>>548
can someone sum this up for me in 30 words or less

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 14:24

>>549
Godawful site design.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 19:45

>>549
cryptographically secure communications are currently inaccessible to the layperson; apparently handwavy internet campaings are the solution to censorship on the federated and open internet

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:37

didn't e

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:37

  'squash (let ([x (poly-type 'squash)]) (program-type (list x x) (list x))))))

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 13:28

Yanderella is a RPGMaker game about making a series of poor choices that ultimately lead to your loving death. It also reminds you to remain a shut in because people are scary.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 13:33

>>547
This is a troll site, right? Right?

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 01:45

>>555

>13:33

Almighty Zeus! Check these heavenly trips!

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 22:47

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 04:30

✧w✧

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 13:15

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 18:58

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 13:04

With 36-26-36 measurements, she performed in a jaw-dropping 400 hundred films in her career and exchanged an unthinkable amount of bodily fluids.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 15:03

>>557
It was actually explained in one of the first strips that Jon can read Garfield's thoughts. 0/10 factually incorrect would not recommend

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 16:07

["Flowers", "Machinery", "Cage",

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 16:13

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 16:52

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 23:10

When we lived in Mitaka in Tokyo, bombs were falling nearby nearly every day, and I didn’t care if I died, but when I thought that if a bomb fell on my child, she would die without having seen the sea once, it was hard to take. I was born in the middle of the Tsugaru Plains, so I didn’t see the sea until late in life, taking my first trip there around the age of ten. And the great excitement of that became one of my most treasured memories for all time. I wanted to give her the chance to see the sea at least once.

My daughter was five years old. The day came when our house was damaged by a bomb, but nobody in the house was injured. We moved to my wife’s hometown, Kōfu. But before we knew it, Kōfu was being attacked by enemy planes, and the house we were in was burned down. But the battle continued on. At last there was no choice but to take my wife and child back to the place where I was born. That was our last stand. And so we departed Kōfu for my parents’ home in Tsugaru. It took three days and nights for us to finally reach Higashi-Noshiro in Akita prefecture, and when we transfered to the Gonō line there, I relaxed a little.

“Which side can you see the sea from?” I asked the conductor straight away. The line follows the coast closely. We sat down on the side where the sea is visible.

“Yes, you’ll be able to see the sea. Soon. You’re gonna see the same sea that Urashima Taro sailed on.”

I was the only one all excited.

“Look! It’s the sea! You see it? That’s the sea? Look, how enormous it is…”

Finally I was able to show my daughter the sea.

“Look at the river, mama,” said the child, unmoved.

“The river?” I was astonished.

“Mm-hm, the river.” My wife smiled, half asleep.

“That’s no river, it’s the ocean. They’re totally, completely different! Calling that a river, honestly.”

Knowing it was truly pointless, I gazed out alone at the sea in the dusk.

568 Name: OK!LightPenis : 1993-09-7964 00:02

#mK撃^[Dk

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 02:02

Riding high on the black wings of death
Like a nightmare that's choking your breath
Like the terror that blackens your soul
It's the dream where you fall in a six foot deep hole

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 10:17

Kriegsaffe

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 14:42

(╭☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)╭☞

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7965 14:32

Mystic Towers is rated "L" for "Lazarine Towers." It contains scenes of deadly
traps and giant, vicious Lemon. Player discretion is advised.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 23:20

I met friend - the Evil Pope
I think he has lost his hope
Anal sex is what he needs
And that's why his penis bleeds...

Bleeeeeds!!!

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7966 23:51

jo suburi.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 01:37

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 20:31

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:59

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 06:54

4x13.net/bbs/

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:03

wuaueng.dll

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 20:44

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 02:47

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584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 02:48

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 15:59

Whale oil was then the most important raw material for the production of margarine and soap in Germany and the country was the second largest purchaser of Norwegian whale oil, importing some 200,000 metric tonnes annually. Besides the disadvantage of being dependent on imports, it was thought that Germany would soon likely be at war, which was considered to put too much strain on Germany’s foreign currency reserves.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 17:46

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 21:09

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 23:45

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589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 23:49

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:46

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:57

Due to an inability to read Japanese, one must conjecture a backstory for this simulation. It seems a female patient has visited her doctor, suffering from what was at one time diagnosed as hysteria. Period remedies called for a treatment known as a pelvic massage. A slave to the Hippocratic Oath, the player-controlled doctor must administer the treatment.

The pelvic massage is a relatively straightforward procedure; calming the patient down and getting her to undress is the primary obstacle here. Even once the clothes are removed, her arms and legs need to be straightened out. With time, patience, and gentle but firm drags of the mouse, the lady's ailment can be treated.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 08:04

ramen cat

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 15:09

DER EURO SONG
=============

When Herr Schäuble zays
"You Schweine, debt repay!"
we zay "Heil! Heil!"
right in Herr Schäuble's face

Not to love Der Euro is a great
mistake zo we "Heil! Heil!" right
in Herr Schäuble's face.

When Frau Merkel zays
"We own dein Arsch und Land!"
we zay "Heil! Heil!"
right in Frau Merkel's face
Then Frau Merkel zays
"War crimes, we won't repay!"
zo we "Heil! Heil!"
right in Frau Merkel's face

Are we not der Super Men?
Competitive and with no debts?
Ja, we ist der Super Men
(super duper super men).

Ist this Eurozone so gut?!
Would you leave if it you could?
Ja, this Eurozone ist gut (we would
leave it, if we could).

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 17:46

>>593
There was a time in history when Germany owed a whole lot of money to several European Countries. It immediately predated the Third Reich.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 20:15

>>585
Whale oil beef hooked.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:23

Galatea

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 19:25

type Behaviour = Behavior Plain

A time-varying value, British spelling.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 19:26

List of all lists that do not contain themselves

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 08:13

I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 13:20

Description: A hapless transient named Keiran was just minding his business in a squalid alleyway when he stumbled upon someone's lost chocolate bar. The fates would have it, that this hapless young man would get something delicious to eat and to his surprise, a free ass ride.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 21:01

George: So, guess what: Vader is Lke's father!
the DP: HOLY SHIT NUGGETS, George! That's a hell of a surprise. Imagine the character turmoil!
George: And Luke and Leia are siblings. We'll imply that at the end.
DP: Siblings, huh? Hmm, okay. Some fate that they meet. So she's like a Jedi too. That's cool... Wait, am I reading this right?
George: What's wrong?
DP: You have them kissing romantically, and then she fucking smacks him with some tongue to show Han up.... Uuhh...
George: It's not like they know.
DP: Why is she also kissing him after it's inferred they're related?
George: It's not like they know. Oh, call up the guys at Marvel, and tell them to do some romantic arcs for the next season of comics. Maybe they have some more romantic tension between them.
DP: Who?
George: Luke and Leia.
DP: B-But... Why? We're inferring they're related? Why push it?
George: IT'S NOT LIKE THEY FUCKING KNOW. NOW GET THEM FUCKING, OR YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 19:48

It's still pretty scary. It highlights common stereotypes, and almost every ethnicity is rude. According to google.ca:
Canadians are nice.
Asians are smart, short, yellow, and rude.
Whites are rude, have thin lips, and are called crackers.
Americans are stupid, rude, loud, and joining ISIS.
Blacks are rude.
Africans have yellow eyes and big lips.
French are rude.
Germans are rude.
Polish are rude, made fun of, strong, and their guys are big.
Chinese are loud, rich, bad drivers, and rude tourists.
Japanese are short, weird, have funny eyes, bad teeth, and high voices.
Koreans are pale (compared to whom?), and have hot guys.
Australian guys are hot and rude.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 23:01

>>603
People a re rude lol.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 01:13

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 11:27

>>605 Weeeird I was just telling someone the other day about a perverted shampoo bottle sex assault I did to myself once...

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 15:48

>>605

>The presence of the bottle would have been "extremely painful"

for you

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 11:50

-- heh
import Data.Bits ( (.|.) )

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 10:21

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610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 14:06

ASMR Organizing my Mahjong Tiles Part 1 - YouTube

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 22:47

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 00:20

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 01:59

Raw8.Net_0905_v07

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:16

Celsus was neither a physician nor a surgeon, but rather
an intellectual patrician and a medical encyclopedist. His
writings had an important early influence on surgery and
he also examined the three contemporary rival medical
schools: dogmatic, methodic, and empiric. These writings
remain a valuable summary of the healing art for this peri-
od. As counselor to the emperors Tiberius and Caligula,
Celsus was held in great esteem. His book,
De Re Med-
icina,
10,11
was considered one of the most important early
medical documents after the Hippocratic writings. Be-
cause for a time his work was lost, he was one of the few
major authors not to be transcribed by the Arabists. It was
not until 1443, when an early Celsus manuscript was
uncovered by Thomas Sarazanne (later Pope Nicolas V)
that Celsus’ work could be reintroduced to the medical
community

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:44

http://slatestarcodex.
com/2014/02/16/nootropics-
survey-results-and-analysis

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:55

TOP DEFINITION
Jew-niggerings
A cover-all derogatory statement, generally used to describe something when you cant think of the actual word.
Person 1: Damn, I don't have any money for booze, all i can afford are those suck ass jew-niggerings

Person 2: What PBR?

Person 1:Yeah, it tastes like ballsweat
by John Q Jewboy October 21, 2009

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 22:27

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620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 22:30

Seeing as I can't self-delete, let's try that again
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      ヽ∵∴ヽ\::ヘ,:〈.三|三 〉:/∴:ヽ     tanasinn
       ヽ∵∴ヽ∵∴\ヽ.X / /∵∴:l
         ヽ∵∴i ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄~~~~ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
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621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 03:33

Shelob's Lair becomes "Honmonstrets lår" [the She-monster's Thigh]. The only explanation I can come up with is that the Swedish word for "thigh" is "lår" (pronounced "lawr"), which bears an extremely superficial resemblance to "lair".

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 23:32

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 23:46

When I was 8, a girl gave me a biscuit tin with her piss and a toy hot wheels car inside. I never spoke to her again after that.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 16:39

Sometimes my shocking lack of popular-culture knowledge gets me into really bad situations. I met a guy on Match.com who was decent-looking if a little heavy-metal-y rough around the edges; he claimed to be really into music, in town for a few months for work, and seemed really enthusiastic about meeting me -- in fact, he seemed really, really enthusiastic about everything. We chatted back and forth online for a week or so, set a date for a Friday night, and shared a couple of phone calls, during the last of which he told me he was "a gigolo." "That's cool -- I'm not looking for anything really serious right now," I replied.

First date night arrived, and he showed up at my door dressed in weird, scary clown-covered clothes, open can of cheap beer in hand, and he was so jumpy I thought he had the cops after him. He mumbled what I thought was a greeting, slurped down his beer, crushed the can on his head and pushed past me to the kitchen, where he proceeded to fish through my fridge for another beer.

Yeah -- there are "bad boys," and then there was this guy.

He complained loudly about the bottle of local microbrew he found, using a pejorative term for homosexuals to describe it, but kept sucking it down and pacing around doing air guitar. In my usual dulcet manner I asked him if I could get him anything to make his visit more comfortable. He joked that his meth intake was a good diet plan, and asked if I was ready to go to the concert that I didn't know we going to -- Insane Clown Posse -- explaining that it was hard to meet girls who were "down with the clown."

He was not a gigolo -- he was a juggalo, a term I had to phone-a-friend to have explained to me, which I did about ten minutes after I kicked his ass out of my house. He took a whiz in my yard on the way out, called me a c*nt, and almost took out my mailbox with his scary clown sticker-covered truck. I should have known what a juggalo was, but now I'm forever sorry that I found out.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:02

@when[end?]{<a href="@|response-link|">Add an option</a>}

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:03

>>625
that was wrong
how embarrrasment

my captcha says, shut up

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 11:30

変な人も夢に出てくるよね。

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:03

There is no indicator for dicksize. Feet, hands, height, Asian, it's all BS. The only stereotype that held true were black men dicks being huge.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 20:48

“If butterflies come from caterpillars, then why do we still have caterpillars? Metamorphosis is a lie.”

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 20:52

Considering this, it isn’t hard to understand why I was as religious as I was. I didn’t think of God as a swell guy who’d carry me on his broad sexy shoulders across a beach. God was a three-headed super-rich family member with Mafia ties who I owed my life to, who only accepted love and obedience as repayment. If ever I doubted anything he told me to do, I’d be hatefucking his immortal heart with a spiny cock of sin. After the nightly bible reading, I’d pray myself to sleep, trying not to think anything sinful in case I died that night an unclean soul.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:43

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!
Yesterday, I went over to the Elitist Superstructure of DQN to make a simple thread. Yes, THAT Elitist Superstructure, DQN. But the whole place was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours! Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! 150 yen discount". I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya. All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount. Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!
Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating in DQN. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast. Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a fancy hearing cake".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!? Shiiit, i'll give you a fancy hearing cake just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat. Dude, you just don't go to DQN for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit. It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like. Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.
After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A fancy hearing cake with a LOTTA' baby juice".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' baby juice" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' baby juice" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!? Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' BABY JUICE!?" For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that. Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' baby juice" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.
Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. What's cool right now to say is "Mama-daku". That's it! You see now, a large fancy hearing cake with a lotta mother's hearts is what the hardcore DQN freaks eat. Like ME. Saying "Mama-daku" means that you get less cucumber, but they put a WHOLE MESS of mother's hearts. Mmmmm... a large fancy hearing cake with mother's hearts, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by. So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs. For you, just go order a cucumber and holy water combo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 02:13

まいと

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 13:02

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:58

[Image of a man scolding you with a top hat on]

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 15:00

The report said: "When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, 'How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.'"

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 08:46

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 00:09

Those of you who've been around long enough know why we've filtered the word in question, but for those that haven't it's story time:

Once upon a time we allowed certain threads that used your post# in a game to see how you were allowed to fap. For a while the thread was great and produced a lot of content. After fresh content started drying up, users decided to use that thread to get new post IDs, which was retarded on this site because posts don't appear fast enough to get an unpredictable number, and degenerated that thread into one word. Other users referred said users to a better site that could produce a random post#, but still that one word filled the thread on a daily basis. Eventually the thread was deleted and the very utterance of the thread's topic resulted in an swift ban.

After some time passed, we found ourselves with a new site admin, and the ban was lifted at his request. The thread was given a second chance to not be obnoxious, and it flourished once again into a popular thread, only to once again degenerate into the one word. At the request of the new site admin, we did not remove the thread, but instead replaced that word with something that was less annoying and slightly amusing. All was well for a short while. We said that when the filter ceases to amuse us the thread will be removed again.

A while after the new wordfilter was implemented, some users started using alternate versions of that word, which resulted in a couple more rarely seen wordfilters. Shortly after that, users were intentionally posting altered versions of the filter. This action made the filter no longer amusing and the thread was killed with great pleasure. As punishment, the filter was left to remind users of why they can't have nice things.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 13:05

3 繋がりで電波干渉が発生している人の周りの男に女紹介して
さり気に解決してもらうってシステムが日本にあるんだけど(笑)

どんどん女を紹介してもらえるため
誰も電波干渉が発生している本人には言わない(笑)
日本もこんな国(笑)

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 10:35

👯

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:35

>>641
Has unicode gone too far?

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 23:43

4649

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 08:39

Builds sent to Babel are highlighted like this

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 11:10

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 17:04

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 18:13

The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 18:14

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8017 19:39

And God said:"Come forth and receive eternal life."
John came fifth and won a toaster.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 20:03

Donkey Dong
A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.

Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".

Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 20:45

bbpaint v0.1b

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 04:20

You feel a change coming over you. --More--
You are now a poorly-drawn anthropomorphic cartoon fox. --More--
You trip over your grotesquely-exaggerated generative organ. Ouch!

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 06:42

And funny how you admit that automatically excludes lgbt

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 06:45

a

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 10:33

(͜͡ી͜͡₍͜͡₍͜͡⁽͜͡⁽͜͡(͜͡ી͜͡( ᘎ ჟ ᘏ )ʃ͜͡)͜͡₎͜͡₎͜͡⁾͜͡⁾͜͡ʃ͜͡)͜͡

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 10:38

Yes; 1000 is the cutoff for the PPS to even be in the loot pool. 5-2 is the earliest method and you just need to combine 5 enemies when at Max Stronger Enemy Bills (Level 200 each).

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 15:34

Raymond’s recommendations center around the idea that open source developers need to meet the needs of “Aunt Tillie”, whom Raymond defines as “the archetypal nontechnical user”. (Hereafter referred to as A.T., because the name Aunt Tillie is so queer that it makes yours truly a tad queasy.)

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 16:44

pro iudaeis hic venio ut vos colloquar

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8022 21:30

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 02:51

“Deez nuts” ― the phrase, not the candidate ― entered the pop culture lexicon thanks to hip-hop tycoon Dr. Dre’s 1992 album, The Chronic, which interrogated perspectives on the role of women in society that Donald Trump has continued to explore today.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 13:06

2% error is allowed for subliminal messages

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 20:51

Did you see any bathrooms for the Oompa Loompas? I didn't. I just saw a big brown river.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 22:17

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 22:19

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 01:42

If we tried to measure the GNU Project's contribution in this way, what would we conclude? One CD-ROM vendor found that in their “Linux distribution”, GNU software was the largest single contingent, around 28% of the total source code, and this included some of the essential major components without which there could be no system. Linux itself was about 3%. (The proportions in 2008 are similar: in the “main” repository of gNewSense, Linux is 1.5% and GNU packages are 15%.) So if you were going to pick a name for the system based on who wrote the programs in the system, the most appropriate single choice would be “GNU”.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 00:24

NSFW has an earlier slang cousin in NFBSK, or “not for British school kids,” which, in the late '90s, was used jokingly in place of explicit language after a forum user complained that people should watch their language because British school children might be using the site.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:32

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669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 01:05

Even from a boyfriend, 600 emails in three days is scary.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 11:33

It can also probably be used rectally, but somehow the thought of a cough syrup enema doesn't thrill me.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 14:41

roses are red
violets are blue
pornhub is down
so this will do

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 17:21

"We're thinking of naming [the parasite] either Robert or Lisa," Crowley said. "I just couldn't be more excited!"

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:26

Zabrak

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 08:33

Reminds me of an old Walkman I had back in the day. The ordinary default sound was what was actually on the tape, but they built an EQ into the thing that cut out half the bass so it would sound thin and wimpy. And they added a big yellow "Bass BOOST" button. When you pressed it, it was suddenly full, rich, and the regular, default sound. The bass boost button basically shut off the -20db on the 100hz frequency. And all this was done just so they could sell it as a "feature" that gave you superior sound.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 09:24

And they ask thee concerning menstruation. Say, "It is a harmful thing, so keep away from women during menstruation, and go not in unto them until they are clean. But when they have cleansed themselves, go in unto them as Allah has commanded you. Allah loves those who keep themselves clean."

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 10:49

It happened that a wicked man lived in that village. His surname was Fumi no imiki (his popular name was Ueda no Saburo). He was evil by nature and had no faith in the Three Treasures. The wife of this wicked man was a daughter of Kamitsuke no kimi Ohashi. She observed the eight precepts for one day and one night, and went to the temple to participate in the rite of repentance in the congregation. When her husband came home, he could not find her. Having asked where she was, he heard his servant say, "She has gone for the rite of repentance." At this he became angry and immediately went to the temple to bring his wife back. The officiating monk saw him and tried to enlighten him, preaching the Buddhist doctrine. However, he would not listen to the monk, saying, "None of your nonsense! You vulgar monk, you seduced my wife! Watch out or you'll get your head smashed!" His vile speach cannot be described in detail. He called his wife to go home with him, and on their return he violated her. Suddenly an ant bit his penis, and he died in acute pain.

He brought on his own death, immediate retribution, since he was so evil minded as to insult the monk unreservedly and not to refrain from wicked lust.

Even if you have a hundred tongues in your mouth and utter a thousand words, never speak ill of monks. Otherwise you will incur immediate penalties.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 18:02

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure-like intensity, at times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography," exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful. This is art."

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 19:32

英語

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 02:06

認]

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:50

There's an entire generation out there--maybe even two generations, depending on how you define it--who have always had computer games and have always had RPGs. People who were born the same year Fallout was released are eligible to vote; those born the same year The Elder Scrolls came into existence can now drink. You could have no original memories of Gold Box games and yet have children of your own, on purpose.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 23:00

Die von Ihnen gewünschte Seite ist aufgrund von Wartungsarbeiten temporär nicht erreichbar.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:43

😂🔫

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:19

\midi { }

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 21:55

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 00:58

>>685
Oh god my eyes.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 02:39

Allison Harvard

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 03:32

Some predicted innovations that never came to pass include toaster bacon and punch-card rotary phones.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 08:35

🐎

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 12:45

痴漢行為

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 13:15

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 16:36

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:09

organic retrosynthesis, lepidopterology

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 01:57

Foreigners, Don't come to JAPAN!! BEGGERS!!
We JAPANESE hate Foreigners!! Consciousness this!! Stupid Niggers!!
Why such a UGLY black monster come to this beautiful island?? Die!
Black people, Indian, Pakistan, Nepa, they are very bad smell!!
FUCKIN' loser poor country people shit!! Fuckin BAD SMELL MONSTERRRR!!!!!
They come to only to get Japanese YEN!!!!!!!
They all are BURDEN of Japanese society!!!
They will invade fiscal resource of OUR TAX!!!!!!!
G E T O U T O F J A P A N , F U C K I N' F O R E I G N E R S !!!!

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 17:13

>>696
REEEEEEE FUCKING GAAAAIIIIJJJIINNNN GEEEETTTT OOOUUUUUTTTT

698 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-8037 22:28

>>695
RIP /z/ ;_;

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 22:28

通信防

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 23:09

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:32

>>693 what kind of American car do you dream of owning?

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:43

>>701
Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 01:49

2015-09-03 20:11 >>> kurva connected from Grésy-sur-aix, France
2015-09-03 20:11 >>> vita connected from Grésy-sur-aix, France
2015-09-03 20:11 >>> Winfrey connected from Hornsby, Australia
2015-09-03 20:11 Winfrey killed kurva with UT_MOD_LR300
2015-09-03 20:11 vita killed kurva with UT_MOD_G36
2015-09-03 20:12 Winfrey killed vita with UT_MOD_LR300
2015-09-03 20:12 vita says: listen fuck off or I will fuck all your family
2015-09-03 20:12 <<< Winfrey disconnected

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 12:33

Now do it do

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 20:25

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:16

уентю

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 17:49

ヽ(´ー`)ノ Yay!

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:53

:3

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:47

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 00:52

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 01:40

dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:29

ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Flandre Scarlet and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:30

lol, this site will continue until it no longer pays for itself. currently, it makes more than it costs to operate so why not

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 20:02

working

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 22:01

Nerdistic Behaviour Disorder

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:53

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 01:46

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720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 03:53

C74 Collection Pack

721 This post sucked.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 13:52

Word Origin
C19: from Dutch snoepen to eat furtively

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:13

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724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 18:03

punani

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:42

> 721 This post sucked.

Is this new?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:55

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727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 20:20

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 14:25

>>702 I suggest a 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 12:08

幼妻

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:46

List indicator(s)

  • (v) indicates the actor or actress used only his or her voice for his or her film character
  • (f) indicates the actor or actress did not appear in any new footage for the film; footage from an earlier film was used.
  • (photo) indicates the actor or actress appeared in a photograph for the film.
  • (s) indicates that the actor did not appear, but a CGI skeleton represented that character and their mode of death.
  • A dark grey cell indicates the character was not in the film.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:49

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732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 22:50

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 08:03

He later attributed his fetishistic interest in uniformed men to encounters with men in army uniform, especially soldiers of the German Wehrmacht serving in Finland at that time. "In my drawings I have no political statements to make, no ideology. I am thinking only about the picture itself. The whole Nazi philosophy, the racism and all that, is hateful to me, but of course I drew them anyway―they had the sexiest uniforms!"[6]

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 11:36

why is "the" highlighted

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 11:44

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 13:57

Although Galis has only 1 ability and is follically challenged, you should usually hire him if he appears early.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 15:04

Trump is a commentary on corruption and contempt for the Establishment, and the increasing desire of the populace to lash out at it.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 16:35

>>737
Is Trump not part of the Establishment? His defining feature is "rich".

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 16:38

>>738
He's rich enough to buy a perception that he's Just Another Blue-Collar Sod.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 18:51

Trump is a demagogue appealing to racists.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 22:44

F: Perhaps I can illustrate my point. Let me at least try. Here is a question: um...
L: What is it?
F: Oh! Um... my question is this: is our language - English - capable... is English capable of sustaining demagoguery?
L: Demagoguery?
F: Demagoguery.
L: And by "demagoguery" you mean...
F: By "demagoguery" I mean demagoguery...
L: I thought so.
F: I mean highly-charged oratory, persuasive whipping-up rhetoric. Listen to me, listen to me. If Hitler had been British, would we, under similar circumstances, have been moved, charged up, fired up by his inflammatory speeches, or would we simply have laughed? Is English too ironic to sustain Hitlerian styles? Would his language simply have rung false in our ears?

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 01:32

The fall of Soviet Union, though, did change the geographic landscape. The reason why others say it’s not Turkey is because you would be excluding Russia and its former satellite nations like Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, and so on as a part of Europe.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 01:53

Le français, c'est la meilleure langue étrangère qu'on peut apprendre.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 06:01

>>740
Anyone who recognizes the dangers of uncontrolled immigration is now a racist? Well, there go social studies.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 06:03

Chuunibyou
A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.

If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."

An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."

An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 13:16

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747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 15:17

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 16:26

(born Mez-m Ngueme; Africanized to Masie Nguema Biyogo Ñegue Ndong)

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 16:56

不埒

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 21:39

Czysty przerost formy nad treścią

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 13:03

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 16:05

They limit the number of years that any employee can remain employed as a non-tenured instructor or professor, compelling the institution to grant tenure to or terminate an individual, with significant advance notice, at the end of a specified time period.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 13:51

>>753
Oh my god, yes! Yes! YES! This is the best news I've heard in a long time.

Cut and pasted this text back into the comment field, so technically it counts.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 17:05

翻訳して欲しいのですが? 

いますかー

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 17:12

ceratocaulamine

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 02:23

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758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 04:47

Ninja Turtles vs paper shredder

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 08:37

main

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760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 12:32

[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!]

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 14:35

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 19:24

前立腺

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 02:11

Fatal error!

GetStackOwnerClass() Address = 0xd32004 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
GetStackOwnerClass() Address = 0xd25ea1 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
GetStackOwnerClass() Address = 0xd35936 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
PIBGetInterface() Address = 0x7d7d7b (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
RtlQueryPerformanceCounter() Address = 0x770688cd (filename not found) [in C:\Windows\SysWOW64\ntdll.dll]
GetOutermost() Address = 0x77670e (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
GetOutermost() Address = 0x4b2ea7 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 02:46

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765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 13:00

shifted to take place at an earlier time:

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 02:51

LARGE OCTOPUS:
I've been hidden and waiting so long and finally got you! What a nice pussy! It can't be more delicious! Zu zu... suck suck suck... I will take you to the Dragon Palace after you are handled.
WOMAN:
Fucking octopus! Ah ah, you get my cervix! I can't breathe! Oh, I'm coming, your suction cups... oh, your suction cups... oh, what you're doing with them! Oh yeah, oh yeah... I've never been so... aaah aaah... by octopuses... Mmmm... good good... yeah... there... zu zu zu...
LARGE OCTOPUS:
How it feels to be teased by eight arms? See, you are so aroused and totally wet.
WOMAN:
Oh, it's tickling, and I'm losing the control of my waist. I'm losing control! I'm coming! Ah ah...
SMALL OCTOPUS:
After daddy finishes, I'm going to rub and suck from the clitoris to the pores with my suction cups!

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 03:16

My internet sucks, but it's free internet for the whole apartment. It would make sense to just upgrade what we have, but I don't want to broach the topic since I'm just a subletter and I'm the one using it the most anyway. I'd be willing to pay half the monthly rate for unlimited high speed but I'm too shy to offer that. I'll probably only be living here another 9 months anyway so I think I'm just going to tough it out....but I really miss my days of consuming gigabytes of culture every night. ;-;

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 03:19

of females who attend this event that have ever received a sexual advance either wanted or unwanted

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 07:14

i've lied all this time

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 10:22

texhnolyze

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 12:11

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 12:13

Since every interaction I've had with females was negative, I've come to associate the feeling of shame and being looked down upon with sexuality. Its gotten so bad that nothing makes me cum as hard as NTR porn, asian small penis humiliation porn or porn of asian girls being abused by white or black men.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 18:19

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 19:09

I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 02:22

woc poc

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 02:44

It's sad that both of the new boards were pretty much trolled to death. Now, all that's left are trolls trolling trolls. I guess we shouldn't hold on to the past.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 09:14

           __
      (´∂  /__. ;‐-\  6⌒i
      /  i ./ (● ●) \ 'rニ()
     ト-.ハ(   (_人_)   )人_,/
     ヽ、, `゙ーr-⌒,--,'´ ハ ノ
      _ヽ_゙丶ゞ:;:ソ::/__,___r'"
     ||答|  コロンビア  ||

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 06:43

763339789

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 11:35

"horizontal"

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 12:17

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 14:56

>vertical

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 16:19

>>780
that's pleasant

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 18:10

( ゚ ー゚)

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 03:24

im so fucking tired

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 04:11

The human body carries about 100 trillion microorganisms in its intestines, a number ten times greater than the total number of human cells in the body.[2][3][4][5][6]

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 06:19

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

  • BATTLE BROTHER -

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 11:50

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 04:23

An anrcho-syndicalist American analytic philosopher and linguistics professor was teaching a class on Bertrand Russell, known logician.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Russell as the most influential philosopher of the 20th century, even more influential than Jacques Derrida or any other continental philosopher!”

At this moment, a brave, psycho-analytic, Hegelian Marxist philosopher and cultural theorist, who fully recognised the weaponisation and ideological basis of instrumental rationality, boldy stood up and tugged at his collar.

”My god, pure ideology! How can you ignore the work of Lacan and the Frankfurt School and so on and so on, like that? ”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Continental philosophy cloaks trvialities in fancy language and uses the scientific-sounding term 'theory' to describe propositions that could never be tested empirically. ”

”Wrong. If empricism is so important, as you would say, then how come you were so empirically wrong on the Khmer Rouge and Cambodia, and so on and so on?”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus . He stormed out of the room crying those unironic empirically verified crocodile tears.

There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an outdated linguist and blindly analytic philosopher.

He wished so much that he had an argument to save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had advocated for truth derived from empirical investigation!

The students applauded and all dropped out to transfer into the École Normale Supérieure that day and accepted French philosophy as superior to both German Idealism and the Anglosphere's Analytic traditions.

An eagle named “Critical Theory” flew into the room and perched atop a burning American flag and shed a single tear on the dropped chalk. Sections of Lacan's Seminars were read several times, and the Spirit of Hegel himself showed up and demonstrated the nature of dialectics so vividly that everybody in the room progressed to a trans-physical state transcending conventional notions of time and space.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day and was forced to become a panelist on an MSNBC news show to make ends meet.

The brave psycho-analytic philosopher's name? Slavoj Zizek.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 04:28

Gfcvgbhgv

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 06:51

Despite rhetoric from the Australian federal government to toughen border control as a crackdown measure on illegal immigration, the city remains safe and welcoming, while celebrating diversity.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 12:49

>>790
How would you control the Australian border?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 13:22

>>791
Hire sharks.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 04:23

the story of half-life is you push a shopping cart into a lightning bold and then jurassic park happens

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 07:20

Sometimes I write things in this thread that aren't in my clipboard.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 08:09

>>794
Don't worry, everyone does that.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 18:26

If that's a bassoon, then I'm a baboon!

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 21:08

>>794 Sometimes I copy things especially for pasting in this thread!

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 22:17

exhaustion is free and legal

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:18

you can choose any type of composition

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:40

A lot of people see moot going full SJW as a dramatic turn of events, but knowing what I do about SA, having seen 4chan through the years and read archives and things on other websites about its early years, having spent years arguing with anons on /b/ about things and seeing their defense mechanisms, the way they rationalize things or just use attitude to blow off points that make them uncomfortable, selectively moralfagging and then calling moralfaggotry, not when they're fucking around, but the shit they do while having serious conversations, repeated again and again and spread and reinforced between them. The obvious philosophical marketing they've as a majority bought into or recognized and rejected as they went, at quasi-random but following a loose agenda of lifestyle convenience and wishful thinking. I couldn't have predicted the specific events, but it all follows, and many of the fatal flaws that made 4chan such shit were present from its inception, and made it in large degree shit during its early years, from a current and more neutral viewpoint. A lot of anons like to think they "support chaos" in some way, meaning any concept of fairness will be rejected for teh lulz, and the irony is they don't realize that they're just gleefully enabling and conforming to a variety of set patterns, designs, and ordered structures by doing so. Because, after all, the subconscious supposition seems to be that if the counterculture isn't one, and imageboards are the counterculture to supposed counterculture, and if you disagree with viewpoints A and B, that must mean that this time you really are truly enlightened and not just mindlessly conforming to viewpoint C while arguing over semantics and asides. The more bizarre and contradictory viewpoint C is, the more support it will get because people can feel a tribal togetherness while still pretending they aren't just mindlessly going along with something, whoever else it may restrict.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 09:52

mail.vfemail.net

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 09:56

sprite

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:46

erotic self harm

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 22:05

ヽ(´ー`)ノ

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 21:47

it's like i'm seeing the clean and well lit aisles of bygone k-marts, and wandering thru them in a daze with a full wallet and an american smile

will i buy the beige towel today or perhaps the orange one... i rub my fingers along the smooth shelf edges... i pick up a pillow and test its cushiness. it's springy and cool.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 21:59

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 13:58

/script local i=0 g=GetPlayerBuff while not (g(i) == -1) do if(strfind(GetPlayerBuffTexture(g(i)), "Spell_Frost_Frost"))then CancelPlayerBuff(g(i))end i = i + 1; end

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 03:31

Please, if you are a gamer, toss yourself into an oven. If you're not a gamer, please be sure to not associate with gamers. Instead, go out of your way to treat them poorly. Call them names, spit on them, play pranks on them, get sluts to flirt and break there hearts, steal their stuff, drug and rape them, break their games, delete their saves, piss on their computers, break their fingers, make them wear kike-star armbands, push them into puddles, hide dead animals in their rooms, plant child porn on their computer, throw used tampons on them, use your bright headlights on at night, cut in front of them in line, kill their family, start rumors that they're child molesters, toss lit cigarettes down their cloths. It's okay to bully gamers. It's for the greater good.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 03:11

LPC1114FN28

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 12:37

It's easy to deal with a deity who only asks for extreme fetish porn instead of praise or ethical living.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 17:15

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 19:07

SURE THEY LOOK CUTE BUT DID YOU KNOW  
THE AVERAGE WIENER DOG CAN SUCK ITS
OWN WEIGHT IN COCKS AND THEREFORE AIDS
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813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 08:28

      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | I've got nothing to say.
      \_  ______
         ∨
                    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧        | Neither do I!
       ( ´∀`)       /へ._______
       (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
  ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、(゚Д゚;)
 ( ・∀・ )        ヽ⊂  ヽ
 (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ〜
  し__) \  ニニ(    ). \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < Nor I.
            (__○ノ       \________
   ∧
/ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| And also not you.
\________

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 02:33

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 14:34

Ok, then we all agree that this was a good decision despite the consequences. If the media catc

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 05:16

Wright Laboratory won the 2007 Ig Nobel Peace Prize for "instigating research & development on a chemical weapon―the so-called 'gay bomb' / 'poof bomb' ―that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other."[12] However, Air Force personnel contacted were not willing to attend the award ceremony at Harvard University's Sanders Theatre to accept the award in person.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 08:37

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 18:19

>>817 What would happen if someone mishandled the bomb and made their own military base go gay?

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 23:26

>>819
"Don't ask, don't tell" would be enforced.

Which makes me think what could have happened that led to the project cancellation.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 01:50

◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ヽ
◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ / ̄◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ◎ ヽ
◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ | ● |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ◎ ◎ ヽ
◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙  _/ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ヽ
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◎ ⊙ /  \     /   ヽ⊙ | ● |⊙ ◎ ◎ ⊙ ノ
◎ /   \ \    l    |   _/⊙ ◎ ⊙ ノ
/   \ \     ゝ___,.ノ  |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ◎ 丿
      \     /      |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ノ
           /       |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ 丿 Don't think, nipple
     \   /     \   |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ノ and you'll be nipples
      \/     \ \ |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ノ
     \ \    \ \  |⊙ ◎ ⊙ ノ
     \\ \    \  /⊙ ◎ ノ
                  //

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 05:51

◎ n ⊙ i ◎ p ⊙ p ◎ l ⊙ e ◎ s ⊙

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 14:17

            ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎
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           ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙
       .⊙ ◎ ⊙ :(・)◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙
         ◎ ⊙ rミ ,○、:(・)◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙
        ◎ ⊙ /  / ミ 〉◎ ⊙ ⊙
     ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ |  ̄\ /◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙
      ◎ ◎ ⊙ ◎ .、`  /◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙
    ri  ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎
 __,! ヽ,◎ ⊙ ◎ ◎ nipples⊙ ◎
三三  _{{◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙
  ̄ ~~◎ ⊙ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙ ◎ ==ュ
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       ◎ ⊙ ◎ ⊙   `^|.|.|jj
     ◎ ⊙         .l.|.|

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 11:37

Thank you for taking the time to write such a nice letter. It was great to
hear from you. I certainly feel that it is important that you express your
feelings. Let me know when you get out of the institution and we'll do
coffee.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 13:03

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 13:22

Burn the crossboarder

    |∧∧|       (( ) )   (( ) )  ((⌒ )
 __(;゚Д゚)___   (( ) )   (( ⌒ )  (( ) )
 | ⊂l >>659 l⊃ |    ノ火.,、   ノ人., 、  ノ人.,、
  ̄ ̄|.|.  .|| ̄ ̄   γノ)::)  γノ)::)   γノ)::)
    |.|=.=.||       ゝ人ノ  ゝ火ノ   ゝ人ノ
    |∪∪|        ||∧,,∧ ||∧,,∧  ||  ボォオ
    |    |      ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧
    |    |      ( ´・ω) U) ( つと ノ(ω・` )
   ~~~~~~~~     | U (  ´・) (・`  ). .と ノ
              u-u (    ) (   ノ u-u
                  `u-u'. `u-u'

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 15:01

能ある鷹爪隠す

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:13

Overwrite:
d:\Gallery\deviantart\Tifa_by_Dmitrys.jpg
286 064 bytes, 2012.09.02 18:02:24

With file:
d:\Gallery\Tifa_by_Dmitrys.jpg
286 064 bytes, 2015.10.26 23:31:33

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:42

And that's just the officers! hiyooo

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:47

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 00:43

[20:35:04] <bps> he got his dick out like 5 times

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 01:14

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 01:50

Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 04:30

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 04:53

cerealandmilk.net

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 19:44

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 14:08

h.net/dqn

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 05:16

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 07:19

prayers?

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 15:31

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 05:31

I found a half loaf of bread leftover from the BBQ... it was stiff as a rock

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 06:18

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 09:14

ö

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:35

Weather, culture, food, society.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 19:17

>>844
Aww, did they fix it?

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 00:38

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 11:16

Grigori excelled in all subjects except physical education.[12]

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 13:27

250000

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 13:32

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 14:39

>>846
What was broke

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 05:22

Feeling 懐かしい (natsukashi: wistful) about 日本 (Japan), especially with 紅葉狩り (momijigari: autumn leaves viewing) approaching.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 05:58

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 10:47

>>851
It embedded whatever youtube video and description you fed to it.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 17:37

these alcohol-infused treats―bought exclusively by your nan and literally nobody else

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 23:51

(slang, vulgar) Converts an adjective into a noun having the meaning of, "one who is [adj.]".

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 11:07

ID:Heaven

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 09:34

有道出人

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:48

Bolehkah anda membantu saya untuk membeli makanan?

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 22:25

Lena Dunham

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 05:04

西北

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 21:20

hte bi

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 05:26

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 14:07

And nothing I could say
Could ever make them see the light
Now apathy is happy that
It won without a fight

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 08:04

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 13:55

>>868 best youtube channel

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 14:36

and they've even gone to the bother of capitalisation for the title, so it MUST be bonkers, right? Right.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 15:32

Dressed in torn overalls, Mr Sere beat off five other contestants

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 20:34

reformation; revolution; renewal

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 15:17

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 11:55

BANDS:

MGŁA (POL)
THE RUINS OF BEVERAST (GER)
NECROS CHRISTOS (GER)
HETROERTZEN (CHL)
THE COMMITTEE (INT)
BLAZE OF PERDITION (POL)
DROWNED (GER)
ESSENZ (GER)
KALMEN (GER)
SERPENTS LAIR (DEN)
MDCLXVI (GER)
NARVIK (GER)

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 05:44

SWEATY FROM AROUSAL

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 08:56

忒勒玛科斯

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 09:59

ο Θεός θέλει

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 11:11

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Cheeki Breeki anime when?
I know these guys can animate, and it would probably be depressing and obscure as hell.
Just look at this stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPXJ5_6IB08 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfI69DC_jaw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js6biCftfks [Embed]

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 23:35

“We rescind all prior objections to the refugees. We know he we have nothing to worry about with the VA on the case. We have the utmost faith that they will resolve this matter with their usual sense of urgency and efficiency.”

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 21:58

プレインエイジア

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 22:18

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 22:37

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 22:59

The name Isis was removed from the list in 2015 due to the name's association with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (often called ISIS), and replaced by Ivette for the 2016 Pacific hurricane season.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 08:42

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 20:37

日本長編文字全集VIII

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 23:54

パリアプリア

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 21:01

Guerrilla marketing is a good way to appeal to computer programmers, or "hippies" who don't associate themselves with Corporate America, says Katharine Paine, president of consulting firm Delahaye Medialink.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:35

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:53

God, please stop with the memes. Seriously, I can't vote for either of the major parties at the moment, but I won't vote for le epic reddit party either.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 03:30

長阿含經

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:35

😱 😲

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:08

ife is too short .

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 19:34

ation

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 10:11

Tanaka-san Will Not Do Callisthenics

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 06:57

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 14:47

You're walking towards A site,
Theres no-one around, your team is dead but one,
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia LaBeouf
Hes following you,
About 30 frags back,
He presses down on his shift key expecting to break into a sprint,
Hes ruining it all for you,
Shia LaBeouf
You know there's one on Car, you call it out,
But hes not listening,
Hes almost upon you now
And you can see theres an awp in his hands,
My god, theres awps everywhere!
Buying all the awps
Its Shia LaBeouf
Runs on wooden floors
Its Shia LaBeouf
Blocking all the doorways
Actual Casual Shia LaBeouf...

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 03:29

Eating lettuce emits more CO2 than bacon.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 03:33

FortOnam et vitam antiquae patriae saepe laudas sed recOsiis. (HoI"
ace

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 12:10

1 from such a thing, to me Choi To hear. Though no massage related to the attrition.
During this time, I went Nearby Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:54

Phurpa,

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 01:56

After killing Cirae-Argoth, the game ends with a cinematic sequence showing her corpse turn into a skeleton, which then suddenly rises and attempts to flee while laughing until it is hit and shattered by Grondoval's magic missile.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 13:43

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 20:00

I mean yes. ,.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 23:22

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 08:31

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 11:29

thnk you but now i avoid your report code bye

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 20:33

Lustrous.
A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

  • Elliott Alexzander

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 20:36

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 23:29

with one of her artns burnt, and
her side so miserably scorched, that
ber heart was nearly perceptible i
«he had, however, power to tell
her parent, that Shepheird, (the
dog*s name) had taken her burning
clothes off. She survived about an
hour after her beiilg discovered,
•nd then exphr^.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 23:41

Thomas Hutchins has advertised
that I have absented myself from
^is bed and loard, and forbid all
persons trusting me on his account,
and cautioned all persons against
jiiaking me any payment on his
account. I now advertise the pub-
lic^ that the same Thomas Hatch^
ins came as a fortune-teller mict
this town about a year ago, with^a'
recomnaendation, which, with some
artful falsehoods, induced* me to
marry him. Of the four wives be
had before me, the last he quar-
relled away 5 how the other three
came by their deatlis, he can best
inform the public -, but I caution
all widows or maidens against mar-
rying him, be their desire for matri-
mony ever so strong. Should be
make his addresses under a feigned
name, they may look out for a little
stnitting, talkative, feeble, meagre,
hatchet-faced fellow, with spindle
shanks, and a little warped in the
back.
Thankful Hutchins,

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 12:35

The loss of the library was so devastating that no one bothered to definitively record when it was destroyed and Alexandria was only able to remain one of the premier intellectual hotbeds of the Mediterranean world for the next 700 years.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 03:08

God Eater: Resurrection and God Eater 2: Rage Burst to Only Have English Audio in the West

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 03:57

How soon after treatment can I have sex?

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 04:23

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917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 11:43

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 15:06

>>917
Quite a lot of interesting stuff on this vyrd.net website. Brings back some memories.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 22:27

Enquiring minds want to know

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 19:42

Beginning with the Feast of the Immaculate Conception (December 8), one gives the tió a little bit to "eat" every night and usually covers him with a blanket so that he will not be cold. The story goes that in the days preceding Christmas, children must take good care of the log, keeping it warm and feeding it, so that it will poop presents on Christmas Day.[1]

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 00:48

You and me both friend, you and me both. Dude lived like a bitch, died like a bitch, gets hero worship, da fuq people?

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 00:59

继续阅读

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 01:39

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 06:02

But you can play softball any old day.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 16:53

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 17:50

Listen you fuckers, you screwheads

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 10:31

HAWAIAN

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 16:54

Tomggg Remix)

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 17:05

,

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 04:12

Additional grass areas have been added to the enemy faction's zones. This grass is exceptionally green.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 03:02

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 15:22

> But all the time I’m gone, I realize I miss drawing. I miss telling stories. This is an important part of my life. So as long as it makes me happy, I’ll going to try very hard to squeeze whatever miserable amount of free time I have to make new strips from now on.

i guess homie been dead inside for 10 years now

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 17:03

A \textit{map} or \textit{mapping} is a

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 07:54

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 13:09

Valuable info. Lucky me I discovered your web site by accident, and I'm shocked why this coincidence did not took place earlier! I bookmarked it.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 18:42

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 02:54

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 17:56

On the scale of 1 to Carl Sagan, how high were you when you typed this out?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 10:47

代替

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 06:45

Nihilism has no worth, purpose or value and therefore is not worth believing in.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 15:22

lost a testicle in a Katana mishap in 2014.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 07:03

misogynableism

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 07:41

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is basically this whole anime

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 18:26

In one study of the behavior of the squirrel monkey, Caspar, thedominant animal in the colony and by far the most activedisplayer, was never seen to copulate, although he accountedfor two-thirds of the genital display in the colony-most of itdirected toward other adult males

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 04:56

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 05:38

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 12:13

>>950,951 looks delicious!

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 17:03

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 12:40

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 10:13

Can you imagine Ramsay during sex.
Alright, spread the legs. A touch of olive oil. Penis in. 2 minutes on each side. Off the heat. Season to taste. Quick, simple and sure to impress.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 05:38

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 09:10

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 23:26

CHILENO : INDIVIDUO VIOLENTO, REPUGNANTE, ENANO, SALVAJE, INCIVIL, INDOMESTICABLE
ES EL SER MAS DESAGRADABLE DE TODA AMERICA LATINA!!!! EL CHILENO ES UN SUJETO BRUTO, INSIGNIFICANTE, RECHAZABLE A SIMPLE VISTA, UN VERDADERO HOMBRE DE LAS CAVERNAS!!!
RECONOCER A UN CHILENO ES LO MAS SENCILLO DEL MUNDO, ESTOS SON SUS ASPECTOS QUE HACEN A ESTE SER ASQUEROSO TAN PARTICULAR :

1- EL CHILENO ES UN SER ANALFABETO, ILETRADO, INCULTO, IGNORANTE, PALURDO, SU MEZCLA DE PUTRIDO ESPAÑOL CON SU LENGUAJE DE INDIO LES IMPIDE SU COMUNICACION CON LAS PERSONAS CIVILIZADAS
2- SON INSIGNIFICANTES, MEDIOCRES, INDECENTES, VERDADEROS SALVAJES, SOLO TIENEN SU INSTINTO, SON COMO ANIMALES
3- MIDEN MENOS DE 1,60, HOMBRES Y MUJERES, SON AUTENTICOS PIGMEOS
4- TIENEN TODOS EL MISMO CORTE DE PELO, PARECEN EL ULTIMO MOHICANO, INCREIBLE SU NIVEL DE RIDICULEZ E INEXISTENTE SENTIDO DE LA APARIENCIA
5- SON TODOS COLOR MARRON COBRIZO O INCLUSO MAS OSCURO
6- SE CREEN LO MEJOR DEL MUNDO, SON INDIVIDUOS ARRONGANTES, SOBERBIOS, PETULANTES, JACTANCIOSOS, CREIDOS, NO DUDARAN EN ATACAR SI SE INSULTA A SU RAZA O SE SIENTEN OFENDIDOS
7- TIENEN RASGOS FACIALES REPUGNANTES, NARIZ DE GOMA, CARA DE ALPACA, OJOS DE LAGARTO
8- NO CREEN EN UNA DEIDAD, SON ATEOS, NO POSEEN CULTURA RELIGIOSA, SON SERES CERRADOS Y BRUTOS
9- SUS ''VIVIENDAS'' SON PRECARIAS, HECHAS DE CARTON, CHAPA, RAMAS, HOJAS
10- SON ANTIHIGIENICOS, NO SABEN LO QUE ES UN BAÑO, DEFECAN Y ORINAN EN LAS CALLES, JAMAS SE DUCHAN, NO UTILIZAN JABON

ESTAS FORMAS DE VIDA SON TAN INMUNDAS QUE NI EL PROPIO PLANETA LOS QUIERE, SIEMPRE INTENTADO EXTERMINARLOS CON SISMOS, TSUNAMIS, TERREMOTOS...

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 12:10

Normally, it’s not so bad feeling this way. Normally, I just sit in my quiet little room and do the small things that bring me pleasures. I read my books, I answer email, I write a little bit. I’m not such a nuisance to the world, and the kick I get out of living can, I suppose, justify the impositions I make on it. But when life isn’t so fun, well, then I start to wonder. What’s the point of going on if it’s just trouble for us both?

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 00:02

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 09:02

神田朱未

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 10:21

∀゚

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 05:31

"In hindsight, it was probably a lot of money wasted," said Matthew Dickinson, a political science professor at Middlebury College

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 08:48

¨====================================================================================================

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 07:07

http://www.redbubble.com/people/misskatz/works/20684848-i-dont-care?grid_pos=45&p=t-shirt&ref=shop_grid
yo dog we put a graphic tee on ur graphic tee so u can sperg while u sperg

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:47

wicd: /var/lib/wicd/configurations/.empty_on_purpose exists in filesystem
Errors occurred, no packages were upgraded.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 00:45

SRS/GCS are, for those who need it, medically necessary procedures which makes the body as close as possible to being congruent with a person’s true self.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 17:01

And as always, the real test of whether a liberal is “tolerant” of “diversity,” is a conservative. Liberals, generally, do not pass this test.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 17:10

\[
(x_{n+1}, y_{n+1}) = \left \{ \begin{array}{ll}
(2x_{n}, ay_{n}) & \textrm{for } 0 \leq x_{n} \leq \frac{1}{2} \\
(2x_{n} - 1, ay_{n}) + \frac{1}{2} & \textrm{for } \frac{1}{2} \leq x_{n} \leq 1
\end{array} \right .
\]

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 20:38

<丶`∀´>

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 19:56

Mismatch: IP

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 21:30

>>972
You can use ``cases'' environment if the manual \left \right fiddling gets tedious.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:40

繰り

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 23:45

57.10 Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 03:26

Qui hoc fine et hoc animo attenderit ut eam concupiscat; quod jam non est titillari delectatione carnis sed plene consentire libidin

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:52

Note that whilst the intent of Lacan in placing the signifier over the signified is clear enough, his representational strategy seems a little curious, since in the modelling of society orthodox Marxists routinely represent the fundamental driving force of 'the [techno-economic] base' as (logically) below 'the [ideological] superstructure'.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 20:33

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 08:19

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 20:12

GeneralizedNewtypeDeriving

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 22:56

in countries like Pakistan post-graduate physics students have been known to blame earthquakes on "sinfulness, moral laxity, deviation from the Islamic true path," while "only a couple of muffled voices supported the scientific view that earthquakes are a natural phenomenon unaffected by human activity."[8]

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 06:15

e

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 12:52

Heartless Sweaty Glue Sperm Stream

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 18:07

The introductory paragraph is the only section new to this article. Everything else is ripped straight from other pages. It's currently one hell of a mess, so I hope others will step in! Jsteph 11:26, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 18:35

Clark Wiley was devastated by the death of his mother in a hit-and-run accident in 1958. Within months of her death, he moved in to her two-bedroom house on Golden West Road in Temple City, Calif., and kept her room a shrine -- not allowing anyone to sleep in her bed. According to John, while Genie was caged in a straitjacket in a metal crib with a cover, John slept on the floor. His mother slept at the dining room table and his father used the recliner. Clark Wiley blamed his son for the death of his beloved mother, who had run a bordello. John said his father's anger started early, when he found his mother with some of her clients. Clark's father died when he was struck by lightning.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 16:13

0140092501

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 17:13

toss out some terms "macromodel"

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 19:38

//www.twitch.tv/unrealengine

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 00:42

If police police police police, who police police police? Police police police police police police

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 18:56

友達に教えてもらうまで、ファインディング・ニモのことをファイティング・ニモだと本気で思ってたことがある。

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 19:21

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996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 09:00

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 18:34

poop on the pee

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 00:32

I was given a small loan of a million dollars

999 Name: ( ・∀・) 凸 : 1993-09-8212 01:04

bye bye thread

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