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517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 05:09

Ugh, you know that track "Sandstorm"? The one by Darude? I fucking hate that track.

A few nights ago, I was doing a set for this "rave" (believe me, I rolled my eyes hard at that description) for this stupid pre-finals bullshit thing that some high school on the rich side of town was holding. Since it was a "rave", I actually brought proper breakbeat hardcore, some bleep-and-bass, some 90s cheese techno shite, and some other happy hardcore-ish stuff.

The little fucks would not take it.

I kept getting these little rich cunts coming up to me in the middle of the set demanding that I play some Tiesto, some Deadmau5, and a bunch of other (probably) club-friendly shite that I couldn't identify. Then, it got even worse.

This little fucker had the nerve to ask me to play "Sandstorm". I said, "Sandstorm?" She replied, "Yeah, by Darude. Y'know, Sandstorm." I figured telling her that I didn't have that song would shut her up. I was wrong.

Ten minutes later, she returned. In her hand, she had a goddamn copy of Sandstorm on CD. Yes, she had the actual single on CD. Now, I was playing on vinyl turntables, so obviously that wasn't going to work. I explained this to her.

She just would not get it.

She kept demanding that I stop my set right in the fucking middle, right after I got everything all perfectly beatmatched, and throw the fucking CD on the turntable. She even had the gall to attempt to grab the tonearm on one of the turntables.

Finally, I had enough. I turned both turntables off, unplugged the mixer, and demanded that the lights be turned on. I turned to her, took a deep breath, and yelled right in her face, "No, I will not play 'Sandstorm', you little cunt! Stop fucking harassing me about it!"

She broke down crying and ran out of the gym. One of the faculty, who the fuck cares who, demanded that I leave immediately.

I got kicked out of the event without even getting my fee. This has taught me two things: a) Kids have no fucking taste in music and b) Get the organiser to pay up-front next time.

Also, I fucking hate "Sandstorm". That, and fucking punk kids who think that I'm their human jukebox.

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