>>54
Having thought about it for some time, I realised that I barely tell any lies at all. This is the last lie I can remember telling, but even this was several months ago.

An acquaintance who was living with us accidentally found a skirt and a pair of thigh high socks in my washing. I lied and said they were probably my sisters and had gotten mixed up in my washing somehow. I don't think she was particularly convinced, but at least it allowed us both to tactfully avoid the topic.

>>56
What is your favourite eight letter girl's name?